A self-help group founded over at RealGM by "Walton's Beard". Below is the mission statement:

"I think there are a few of us that suffer from this condition. You see RJ traded and even though you are aware of his shortcomings all you can see is how much he could have helped the Blazers. Randy Foye is more of a SG, but what could he have done as Roy's running mate? And just think of all the amazing players we could have got with the #5 pick. Now we may have to watch as Conley and Rondo change hands. All the while the Blazers remain silent.

IBS symptoms (partial list):
Shaky hands
Cold sweats
Absolute certainty that the Blazers will NEVER EVER make a move
Nausea
Diarrhea
Absolute certainty that some other deal could have helped the Blazers
Insomnia
Dry mouth
Visions of the four horsemen of the apocolypse

There will be many moves over the coming days and the Blazers may not be among them, I thought we needed a place for us IBS sufferers to commiserate."