6/23 - Junk Drawer (It's always sunny in Portland) ...so Recipes?
by broyposse on Jun 23, 2009 7:56 AM PDT
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Printi'm not a chef, a sous chef, a cook, or someone that even routinely makes a good dinner BUT i have one killer dish that my family dies for.
Everyone has a killer dish...for dates, for love ones, for friends, for special occasions...etc.
so please share your recipe!!!
also, i have a gas grill and not a bbq grill...any good grill or bbq methods and recipes?
here's my killer easy recipe. every time i make this, my wife basically throws herself at me...for more reasons than one
Seafood Pasta (Clams are best)
For the Linguine:
1. buy a couple packs of linguine. boil it. add a spoon of olive oil. once tender, drain with cold water a leave it on the side. (cold water so it won't stick)
2. Chop up / mince about 3 garlic gloves, put it on the side
3. Chop up/mince a batch of basil, put it on the side
4. cut up some lime, put it on the side.
5. open a bottle of white wine (the better the wine, the better the outcome)...drink a quarter of it while cooking
Cooking the Clams:
1. get a big pot. add a chunk of butter to the bottom. add the first set of minced garlic clove to the pot. add about 4 spoons of oil then cook it on high. add about a cup of wine. add the clams. make sure you have the lid close on the pot to keep the juices
2. when the clams start opening, add some more garlic and then i would take a pack of those pizza crush red pepper, add them to the mix to get a kick. add a dash of salt a pepper. add basil (you don't want to add this too early) toss the pot around a few times.
3. let it cook about ten minutes or until all the clams open up.
Finishing touch:
You can mix the pasta and clams in a giant pot but for a nice dinner, i usually toss each plate. so i'll grab some pasta, get some clams, make sure you get some juice, and toss it in a separate pan. (this is why you need the extra garlic clove, olive oil and extra butter...and the more butter, the richer the texture)
this takes less than 30 minutes...Add mussel, shrimp, and scallops for more flavor. (if you had shrimp, cook some of it first outside the main pot)
there you go...you will look like a chef and it will be 5 star tasty. use the rest of the bottle of wine at dinner, and maybe some french bread, with vinaigrette salad to finish the meal package.
this is 100% guaranteed to impress ANYONE, especially your tummy. (just don't let them in the kitchen to see how easy it is...)
So that's mine...what's yours?
also, since TiH asked, is this draft worth watching for all four hours? or just round 1, round 2?...
it's always sunny in Portland so get junking.
peace. stay cool. forever.
BRP
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oh, and it looks like AK and Cabby just peed in their pants with the Captain Kirk news...
check it out by Nick Van Excellent
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/6/23/922013/kirk-hinrich-is-portlands-real
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
dang tom, that sounds good...i always wonder what made it Szechwan
it must be the cashew nuts
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szechwan peppercorns...is that available in any grocery store?
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My wife never adds that part
You can get them here: http://www.savoryspiceshop.com/spices/pprcrnszech.html
some show did a test on MSG versus non-MSG...
they had 40 people, 20 eating chinese food with MSG, and 20 without…
the 20 without complained about stomach illness, headaches etc….only 1 out of the 20 who had the msg complained
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I love that recipe. It's my standard chinese noodle recipe
I use hot chile oil instead of peppercorns. But the beauty of the recipe is that it’s really flexible and you can take it a bunch of different directions.
I can't talk about food with you guys
it makes no sense, it’s like if I made a JD about baseball
Nobody expects a Spanish Acquisition!
hahaha why not? you get banned for talking baseball not food
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I'm European
Everything is different when it comes to cooking, we don’t even feel tastes the same way
Nobody expects a Spanish Acquisition!
My Recipe
Brown 1 pound ground beef (and drain). Add 2 cups hot water, 1 cup milk , packet of sauce mix, and pasta. Hmmm….good. My cousin Eddie thinks you can even leave out the Ground Beef
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I figured out chicken on the BBQ pretty well.
This is the standard old briquette, rusty grill and FIRE machine…no gas.
It’s all about the fire. Get a good pile of briquettes going, then cover it with 4 or 5 bricks…the larger fire bricks are best. You can remove them from your hearth with a small hammer and chisel if necessary.
Let the whole mess heat up and the fire burn about halfway down. Prepare your whole roasting chicken with salt, pepper, sage and garlic rub…or whatever turns you on. Don’t forget sage, though. Very important.
Skewer the bird with a couple shish-ka-bob spears, sapling shoots, rebar or anything that is handy. Remove 2 hot bricks from your fire. Wear some gloves (and flip flops ’cause embers falling on your feet is FUN!). Keep the remaining bricks directly on top of the fire. Install the grill thingy, then lay your two bricks on their sides to support the ends of the skewers. Install chicken and BBQ lid, cook for about 15 minutes, flip and cook for another 20 or so.
If you don’t have a probe type thermometer, get one. The biggest benefit is not knowing that the meat is cooked (it’s good for that, too), but rather knowing that the meat isn’t overcooked. 165-170 degrees around the joints is good.
You can easily fit two birds at a time in a standard size Weber. You’ll need 2 more bricks, and you wind up with 4 bricks on top of the grill when roasting.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
this sounds really really good...does the bird get black? i find that happens with me and chicken on a grill
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No blackening aka burnt
The bricks are the key. The insulate the bird from the most intense heat of the coals and maintain an even temperature. I haven’t tried regular chicken parts directly on the grill with this method (always the whole bird), but I would imagine it would have the same effect.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Chicken breasts on a grill
Made easy and yummy.
1/4 cup oil
1/4 cup soy sauce
heavy sprinkling of Mrs. Dash spicy
Marinate chicken for at least two hours.
Throw on the grill and cook to your spec’s.
I make this on the gas grill all the time.
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
i use Mr. yoshida sauce and it turns out pretty good too...haven't tried mrs. dash spciy
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will try that out next time.
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
by blazermaniac32 on Jun 23, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
milanesa napolitana
thin beef steaks
eggs
mozzarella cheese balls
fried tomato/tomato sauce (either)
sliced ham
parsley, garlic
get a couple of eggs, beat them in a small bowl, throw some parsley and garlic
in a large dish prepare breadcrumbs
Put the thin beef steak into the egg mixture, then put in the breadcrumbs.
Bread the meat, both sides, and hit it a couple of times with your open palm to make sure the bread cover stays stuck, otherwise it’ll fall off when you cook it.
Add oil to a frying pan, when the oil is hot begin to fry the breaded meat.
Flip the meat to allow it to cook on both sides.
When the breaded meat is cooked, place it on a plate with paper towels to absorb the oil.
Cut the mozzarella balls in thin slices and put them on top of the steak.
Once is it covered with mozarella, put on top a slice of ham, and cover with tomato sauce at will. Also you can throw some oregano.
Put in an oven tray, and heat it until the mozarella starts to melt.
Enjoy!
I was gonna....I swear
I was on that exact page and everything……but when I was reading it and it got to the part about killing 1 medium size dog….I chickened out
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked it for the wine selection
Do you think it will get deleted? A few of my coworkers enjoy that sort of thing so deleting it would be culturally biased.
Probably ok in that it won't get deleted
wrong on a lot of other levels
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I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, why don't they just get one from the butcher?
My coworker used to catch strays and sell them to his neighbor when he was a kid. I’m pretty sure if we I keep this up, that it will go away.
I like to make soups, sauces, huge chunks o' meat, stuff like that.
Manhattan Clam Chowder, Spaghetti Sauce with fresh tomatoes, chili, stew, brisket (top secret recipe from my jewish grandmother), etc. I never cook things quite the same twice. I have been too uninspired to cook for months though, it helps when you live with someone who likes to eat your food, and i haven’t for a while now :-(
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Mock Draft by NBA Players
1. Clippers/Ricky Davis select …
Blake Griffin, F, Oklahoma
“He can give us a boost right away because he fits our style. He can step out and face bigs, and he can get inside. We need to push the ball and let Baron Davis do what he does best. Blake fits that,” says forward Ricky Davis. “It’s time for a change, and a No. 1 pick is the change we’re looking for.”
Doug Says: “Griffin is a no-brainer pick.”
2. Grizzlies/Rudy Gay select …
Hasheem Thabeet, C, Connecticut
“He’s a Husky,” former UConn star and current Memphis forward Rudy Gay says of the 7’3" Thabeet. “He blocks shots, and like every team, we need a big man. He came from nothing and has turned into a really good player. I know because I saw him as a freshman.”
Doug Says: “Thabeet isn’t the best player in the draft, but he’s definitely the best center.”
3. Thunder/Russell Westbrook select …
James Harden, SG, Arizona State
“He can handle, shoot and he’s athletic. And he was in a good system at Arizona State,” says guard Russell Westbrook, who likes the makeup of the 6’5" Harden. But don’t get Westbrook started on sliding to the 2 so Oklahoma City can tap Spanish star Ricky Rubio. Says he: “You trippin’.”
Doug Says: “Harden is the most refined two-guard in the lottery, but he’ll have to learn to play at the next level.”
4. Kings/Spencer Hawes select …
Ricky Rubio, PG, DKV Joventut
“Wow, I thought he’d be off the board by now,” says center Spencer Hawes. “There hasn’t been a player with his passing ability or court vision since Magic. You’d think a skinny [6’4”, 180], young 18 guy would be a liability on defense, but his anticipation skills could really help our team."
Doug Says: "I love Rubio. He wont last this long, but if he does … "
5. Wizards/Antawn Jamison select …
DeMar DeRozan, G/F, USC
“He reminds me of Vince Carter as a Tar Heel — the body, build, and athleticism,” says forward Antawn Jamison, who played with VC in Chapel HIll. “He could’ve been a top pick if we didn’t have the age limit. But he’ll benefit from the veterans, and in two or three years, he can be a household name.”
Doug Says: “DeRozan has a chance to be special. Let’s hope he can develop better habits than Gilbert Arenas.”
6. Timberwolves/Kevin Love select …
Brandon Jennings, PG, Lottomatica Roma
“We need a good 3, but since DeMar and Harden are off the board, I like Brandon,” says forward Kevin Love. “I admire his passing, and I’ve been on the good — and bad — end of ones that resulted in dunks. Plus, he’s a lefty, which makes him unorthodox and a tough matchup.”
Brandon Says:“Kevin and I played AAU together, and we ran through teams led by Derrick Rose and O.J. Mayo. I think the fit with Minny would be good.”
Doug Says: “I’ve seen this movie before. It was called Stephon Marbury.”
7. Warriors/Ronny Turiaf select …
Ty Lawson, PG, North Carolina
“He’s a tough-minded kid, can score in many ways and is an outstanding passer,” says center Ronny Turiaf. “Ty can fill the point guard position and allow Monta Ellis to get out on fast breaks. He’s also an underrated defender. I can see Ty becoming a smaller version of Chauncey Billups.”
Doug Says: “Um, no. Lawson will be a terrific backup, but shouldn’t go anywhere near this high.”
8. Knicks/Quentin Richardson select …
Stephen Curry, G, Davidson
“Curry led the nation in scoring. He’s smart and fits perfectly in our system,” says guard Quentin Richardson. “He may be a bit small [6’3”, 185] but the dude is a giant on the court. He played with his pops, Dell, when he was a kid and really learned from him. Dell was a killer from outside."
Doug Says: “Curry can really shoot and will put people in the seats, but can they really win with him?”
9. Raptors/Anthony Parker select …
Tyreke Evans, SG, Memphis
Evans’ scoring and athletic ability won over fellow shooting guard Anthony Parker. “You can never have enough athletic scorers at the 2 in this league. He’ll benefit from playing with a point like Jose Calderon, who will put him in position to score easy buckets.”
Tyreke Says: “Toronto is a good situation, But i could see myself in the top five — easy. Honestly, I’m glad the players don’t get to pick.”
Doug Says: “Sure, Evans can get to the rim whenever he wants, but can he finish?”
10. Bucks/Luc Richard Mbah a Moute select …
Jonny Flynn, PG, Syracuse
“He’s a very good point guard with athleticism, toughness and leadership qualities — remember the Big East tournament?” opines small forward Luc Richard Mbah a Moute. “Besides, depending on Ramon Sessions’ contract situation, we may need a point guard, which is why I’d go for Jonny.”
Doug Says: “Flynn is a Kevin Johnson-type player who always competes.”
11. Nets/Josh Boone select …
Terrence Williams, G/F, Louisville
“The word is he’s a toss-up, but watching him and playing against him, I think he’s going to do very well in the NBA,” says center Josh Boone “He runs the floor extremely well and is a great finisher on the break and in the halfcourt, which would fit in well with our up-tempo system.”
Doug Says: “Williams is a good player who makes those around him better, but still a bit of a reach at this slot.”
12. Bobcats/Ray Felton select …
Chase Budinger, G/F, Arizona
“He’s a scorer and can spread the floor for us,” point guard Ray Felton says of Budinger, who put up 18 ppg last season. “We’ve got Raja Bell. Add another deep threat and away we go. Chase is also athletic and runs, so he’ll fit in perfectly since that’s my game. I love to run.”
Doug Says: “Budinger can really shoot but guards no one. He’d probably struggle with Larry Brown.”
13. Pacers/Danny Granger select …
Jordan Hill, PF, Arizona
“We need an athletic big man,” says All-Star small forward Danny Granger. “Even though he’s raw, I think he can help us right away. Sometimes you have guys who are polished but they lack size or athleticism. He’s got both of those gifts, so it’s just a matter of time. He’s got a lot of potential.”
Doug Says: “An absolute steal this late. Hill is active, can really rebound and, best of all, is low-maintenance.”
14. Suns/Grant Hill select …
Gerald Henderson, SG, Duke
Without even spying the board, forward Grant Hill went with his loyalties. “I gotta go with my man from Duke, but Gerald’s a Dukie who can play. He’s 6’5” and athletic. The way we play up and down, he’ll fit in well with Steve Nash, Amar’e Stoudemire and our young guys."
Gerald Says: “I worked out for Phoenix and I thought it went well, so there’s a shot if I’m still on the board I could end up there — but I’d like to go higher.”
Doug Says: “Henderson looks like Kobe and plays like a smaller, less-skilled Kobe, but will still be solid.”
15. Pistons/Will Bynum select …
Omri Casspi, SF, Maccabi Tel Aviv
“He’s not going to back down from anybody,” says guard Will Bynum. “Plus, he doesn’t mind doing the little things on the court it takes to win. Those are traits we’re known for in Detroit, so he’s a good fit. And he can shoot, handle it and pass. What more could you want?”
Doug Says: “Casspi plays hard and is everything heart-wise that Darko was not.”
16. Bulls/Lindsey Hunter select …
DeJuan Blair, C/PF, Pittsburgh
“He’s just a flat-out beast inside,” says guard Lindsey Hunter. “He brings that brute force that could help us down low right now, on offense and defense. I saw him play UConn, and he owned Hasheem Thabeet. But I like his soft touch around the basket. He’s got the potential to score, too.”
Doug Says: “His knees are definitely a question, but Blair is a beast.”
17. 76ers/Donyell Marshall select …
Eric Maynor, PG, VCU
“With Andre Miller a free agent and not knowing if he’s going to re-sign, I’d select Maynor,” says forward Donyell Marshall. At 6’3", Maynor’s height is an advantage for a point guard, Marshall says. Another advantage: Backup Lou Williams has little experience at point.
Doug Says: “Maynor is a leader and a good mid-range shooter and will develop into a solid NBA player.”
18. Timberwolves/Kevin Love select …
Austin Daye, F, Gonzaga
“Austin’s got potential,” says Kevin Love. “He’s a guy you can gamble on, like Anthony Randolph in Golden State. His upside is, at 6’10”, he’s going to get better." The question is whether he’ll get better in college or the NBA. He hasn’t signed with an agent and might return to Gonzaga.
Doug Says: “Daye is a project with upside, but he’ll need to spend some time in the D-League.”
19. Hawks/Mario West select …
Gani Lawal, PF, Georgia Tech
[Ed.’s Note: When West gave his pick for this Mag feature, Lawal was still eligible for the 2009 NBA draft.]
“Of course, Gani is a fellow Yellow Jacket,” says guard Mario West. “He reminds me of my teammate Al Horford: strong and really active in the paint. Plus, being a walk-on who went undrafted before making the league, I enjoy watching the draft and seeing guys get that opportunity.”
Doug Says: “This would have been a good pick if Gawal were still in the draft.”
20. Jazz/Kyle Korver select …
Jrue Holiday, G, UCLA
“An important factor in any player we add is an unselfish mentality and high basketball IQ,” says swingman Kyle Korver. “Holiday has both and he likes to get after it on defense, making him a good fit for us. And at 6’4”, he’s versatile enough to play point or shooting guard."
Jrue Says: “I don’t know why I fell that far, but I like the Jazz. Thank you, Kyle Korver. I got you. You’ll be going for 30 every night.”
Doug Says: “If Holiday were to fall to the Jazz, it would be the deal of the century. Jrue would make Deron Williams the best PG in the league.”
21. Hornets/Tyson Chandler select …
Earl Clark, G/F, Louisville
“Earl’s length and energy will help us on both ends of the floor. I think he’ll fit in, because we lack an explosive wing who can start a fast break,” says center Tyson Chandler. “You know, I almost went with B.J. Mullens, the center from Ohio State, but I feel like we can pick up a big in free agency.”
22. Mavericks/Josh Howard select …
James Johnson, PF, Wake Forest
“James can do it all. He has size [6’8”, 235] and speed, and he can play defense. He also went to Wake!" says forward Josh Howard, a fellow Demon Deacon. What Howard’s really going to like is an athletic big man on the Mavs’ second unit who can run with José Juan Barea and Jason Terry.
23. Kings/Spencer Hawes select …
Jon Brockman, PF, Washington
Being a Husky homer is a nonissue for center Spencer Hawes: “Jon is a rebounding monster. He had 50-something career double-doubles. Folks say he’s under- sized [6’7”, 255], but he’s got the best motor of anyone I’ve ever run with. And we’ve got tall guys; what we need is bulk."
24. Blazers/Joel Przybilla select …
Tyler Hansbrough, PF, North Carolina
“Hansbrough has been a winner all four years at North Carolina. We’re a team that could use the maturity of a player like that,” says center Joel Przybilla. “We could also use another frontcourt player who is physical and plays hard. You can never have enough bigs.”
25. Thunder/Russell Westbrook select …
B.J. Mullens, C, Ohio State
With Stephen Curry off the table, Russell Westbrook thinks big will be best for the Thunder’s second pick. “Mullens is a good rebounder and a big [seven feet, 275], strong presence inside. The way we’re playing, we need help inside with rebounding and defense. That’s the key for us.”
26. Bulls/Lindsey Hunter select …
Wayne Ellington, SG, North Carolina
“He’s by far one of the best shooters in the draft,” says reserve sniper Lindsey Hunter. “Coming off a pick, stop and pop, or catch and shoot, he’s going to knock it down. He was great at Carolina, but now he’ll have to create off the dribble. If he can do that, he’ll be a force.”
27. Grizzlies/Rudy Gay select …
DaJuan Summers, F, Georgetown
You can’t say Rudy Gay isn’t steady. He chose fellow UConn alum Hasheem Thabeet at No. 2, and here Gay picks the Big East and size again with Summers (6’8", 240). “DaJuan can play multiple positions for us. Plus, he’s from Baltimore, so you know he’s tough!” says Gay, a B-More native.
28. Timberwolves/Kevin Love select …
Josh Heytvelt, PF/C, Gonzaga
Here’s the pick that completes the KG 7-for-1 deal with the Celts in 2007. Back then, Kevin Love was finishing up high school in Oregon. “Being from the Northwest, I’ve seen Josh play,” Love says. “He can help as an inside presence and give us depth in our frontcourt rotation.”
29. Lakers/Jordan Farmar select …
Sam Young, SF, Pittsburgh
“Phil Jackson likes long, strong, athletic players and that’s Sam,” guard Jordan Farmar says. “He can shoot from long range or take it to the basket. Plus, he played for Jamie Dixon, a protégé of Ben Howland, my coach at UCLA. So he cares about defense.”
Sam Says: “I’m figuring to go between 15 and 25, but i’d love to be in LA with Kobe. Wow, that would be a dream.”
30. Cavaliers/Daniel Gibson select …
Derrick Brown, PF, Xavier
“I’m rolling with Derrick Brown, from Xavier. He’s an Ohio native,” says guard Daniel Gibson. “But what I like is he’s a versatile player who would help us with his Lamar Odom-like skills and shooting ability. He’ll open up the floor, and add to a roster that is already full of playmakers.”
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Holliday?
Did I miss him?
Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .
by Nick Van Excellent on Jun 23, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
20?
Crazy talk.
Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .
by Nick Van Excellent on Jun 23, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I like this quote best:
"You can never have enough bigs." — Joel Przybilla
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
compared to Joel, Pyscho T is not a big;)
watup timbo? how you be?
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Pretty OK. What was the original source of this draft, by the way (where was it published?)...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
it's espn insider...oops forgot to link
http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/draft2009/insider/news/story?id=4280631
i’m not an insider, just using coworkers account…i don’t want stones thrown at me
any grand plans this summer?
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1 pack of Korean instant noodles
Cook in a pot with water and the included seasonings. After about one minute of boiling crack an egg into the pot. Mmmm
I actually just started to really cook this past week. Up until now it had only been easy stuff like boxed mac-n-cheese, instant noodles, eggs, and steaks. Right now I’ve just been looking at recipes from sites like allrecipes.com. So far I’ve made lasagna, chicken alfredo and some other things.
My wife makes a good curry with ramen noodles
Just adds chicken, cabbage, carrots, and an apple to ramen noodles and curry chunks. It’s really good.
Something else that you can do with ramen noodles
Is cooking them up like normal, but drain them after they’re done cooking. Add some veggies (I like peas and carrots for this), chinese sausage (lap xuong) that has been chopped up, hoisin sauce, a little bit of soy sauce, and an egg that has been cooked over easy/medium. Break the egg yolk on the noodles then mix everything together. It’s really simple and yummy if you’re looking for a quick fix.
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The Food Network has good recipes too. It’s funny, I never watch it on TV, but the look for recipes there all the time. Lots of good-tasting but easy stuff.
by Corvid on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
all about Alton Brown
simple damn good food
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I love him on ISA
I hate how he talks on his show. He talks like Canzano writes.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
im assuming ISA is
Iron Shef America? yes..
his show is schticky but his recipes are fantastic
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I only flag the folks I don't like
Mortimer could call me the n-word and I’d be cool with it, even though it would be disparaging to n-words.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I could even get legal permission to do so
Because who are these white mods to judge what my lawyer says is okay to say? Here, I call her real quick and get permission.
Oh okay she said no. What a jerk.
EEKS
DELETE WHITE COMMENT, DELETE DELETE DELETE.
You’re an accomplished older gentleman with grandkids and a computer and the internet and like the Blazers for forever, if you ain’t white you are Korean.
I dunno why Korean, but I’ve have had 3 friends named Ken who are Korean, so it fits in my head.
I'm fairly white...
there’s actually a picture of me somewhere in the archives.
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lawyer on speed dial
must be expensive…
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, the most expensive
Probably worth it too
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you call 4 lawyers driving off a cliff?
A good start!!!!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That same joke
Is also used with “what do you call 100 lawyers in a ditch”, or for black people, jews, Indians, I’ve heard every variation.
What I’m saying is, is that you are racist.
Take your foot off his chest?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
MY WIFE IS A LAWYER
HOW DARE YOU. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MURDER HER.
NO. NO, I DON’T THINK THIS ADDS UP AT ALL.
Please, don't anyone murder anybody...
I’d have to ban you for that.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
Sorry bout that Ken
it was the set up for something else…but I can see why you nuked it
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to...
your history was awful. Santa Anna had at least 2400 men at the Alamo.
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lol...you're a good sport
BTW i was gonna follow it up by changing it to lawyers
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
First you say my wife should die and now she stinks?!?!
Now I have downgraded Rudy>MJ to Rudy = MJ.
You have been warned.
u said I wanted to give a kid AIDS
You are just mortim to me now. Don’t make me take off another letter.
You have been warned.
RUDY > MJ
Yeh
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a wall?
A wal is an inanimate man made object, and the laywer is a person who went to an accredited law school and took the BAR exam in the state they are practicing law in and passed the test, making them a practicing attorney.
ZING.
by Mortimer on Jun 23, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You bring a whole new level to this ;)
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
by wjb1492 on Jun 23, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I made a mistake marrying my wife :-(
Everyone here seems to know she is a horrible person, but no one thought to tell me this beforehand.
You’ve all known me for years now, and no one stepped up to warn me I was marrying a stinky bag of poop that should be dead?!
Not a one of you?!?!
Just, like, sitting there?
Man… ok guys, this one is on me. I shoulda’ seen that it wasn’t beautiful ebony skin covering her body, it was loose stool used to help plants grow.
Boy, if you guys could see my face… gorsh.
Ok, I’m gonna take her to a ditch and murder her later. It’ll be a good star!
What, without cashing in?
You gotta get the life insurance policy first, then wait like 7 months and 13 days or so. And make it look like an accident.
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
My beloved uncle felt the need to
tell that one at the celebratory dinner when I graduated with my JD. He’ll be hysterical that I messed it up.
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
There is a support group for dyslexics
It is called D.A.M.
Mothers Against Dylexia
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard it the otherway around
One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker
and the other is a fish.
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a girl and a teen
It was that or 5’ 6" .
If you were Asian, I would have guessed 5’ or 5’ 2".
I assumed you are not Asian because you live in Oregon.
I made that assumption after reading the US Census.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Asians don't live in Oregon?
Dang, my parents have been lying to me all these years.
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Playing the percentages eh . . .
Maybe we should do a trip to Vegas some time. Been a while since I’ve gone gambling.
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true I swear!
I’ve been stuck here in Eugene doing this whole ‘work’ thing. It’s been about 2 or 3 years since I last gambled.
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I know folks here with craps tables in their back yards
People here who don’t watch football, gamble on football. Are you sure you haven’t gambled in 2 or 3 years?
Yes, I'm sure!
I’ll bet you $50 I haven’t gambled in a couple of years!
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
is this like a bi bim bap but without the rice?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
not really
this is just a lazy mans way of trying to make the instant noodles slightly more fancy, but you could easily make some modifications so that it is like bi bim bap.
by chalupa king on Jun 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
What if...
Hinrich / Rubio
Roy / Rudy
Batum / Webster
LA / McDyess
Oden / Przy
Think KP can pull this off?
Hinrich + Rubio + McDyess
for
Bayless + Sergio + Blake + Outlaw + Freeland + Picks + Future Picks + Cap Room + $$$
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
I do not.
Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .
by Nick Van Excellent on Jun 23, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It is way too exciting
Although my work is being very negatively affected by this draft week
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
let's see
We renounce the rights to Freeland and Koponen.
The Bulls just want some cap relief so they take Blake for Hinrich.
Rubio’s buyout combined with his reluctance to play for several high lottery teams and the plethora of point guards in the draft causes him to fall to 5. We offer Sergio and the 24 to the Nets (who want to save money and could use a back up PG) for the 11. We offer Bayless, Outlaw and the 11 to Washington for the 5 and Etan Thomas’ bad contract.
McDyess sees that we are in a great position to make a deep playoff run and that we would only need him for about 15 minutes/game, so he signs with us for the veteran minimum.
There you go
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
YES!!
I knew it was possible!
Wow, just when I thought my expectations couldn’t get any higher for this draft, magnum grants my wish. Thank you.
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
-Chauncey Billups
actually, I'm not exactly sure if it works money wise
I don’t remember the exact cap space amount with Freeland and Koponen gone. And I don’t know the exact difference between Thomas’ contract and Bayless, Outlaw combined. And I have no idea if any of those teams actually like those deals, but they seem moderately reasonable based on rumors I’ve read.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I want to read the book someday...
GM Kevin Pritchard: The way to wins starts in the locker room Despite loss of Greg Oden for the season, positivity and pressure flow to keep team on track
by Kerry Eggers
The Portland Tribune, Sep 28, 2007,
Several nights a week, Kevin Pritchard sits down and writes entries in a basketball diary.
It’s a personal item the media and the public never will see. Pritchard has been doing it since high school in Tulsa, Okla., where he was the state’s player of the year his final two seasons at Edison High.
"It’s just a collection of my thoughts, notes about what I’m thinking, private things I believe in," says the Trail Blazers’ general manager. "Every year since high school, I’ve written kind of a manifesto. I try to think about what’s important — what were the issues I faced today, and how did I handle them? I can look back a year from now and say, ‘These were my mistakes, and I learned from them.’ " * * *
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
if you get a package from KP
have someone else open it
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
When that book is finally read
The whereabouts of every missing teen over the last 30 years will finally be discovered.
KP is a monster.
Funny, I spent a Saturday cleaning gum off the bottom of cafeteria tables at Edison
And I’m a KU alum → so clearly, you guys absolutely must acquire Kirk Hinrich. The coincidences are just overwhelming!
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
Per Chad Ford, ten teams have made offers for the fifth pick, including Portland. Bayless, Blake, and Outlaw are on the table.
The Knicks have offered Larry Hughes for Thomas and James. The Wolves reportedly have offered Mike Miller. The Celtics would give them Ray Allen. The Rockets would give them Tracy McGrady and Carl Landry. The Bucks would send them Richard Jefferson. The Nets would entertain unloading Vince Carter. The Suns could do something with Shaquille O’Neal. The Blazers could part ways with Steve Blake, Jerryd Bayless or Travis Outlaw.
Also included in the story… Memphis likes Thabeet, Celtics probably are trying to deal Rondo, Terrence Williams with a potential promise at 12.
proud hinrichsheeple
so that means KP aiming for Curry? or is it Blair and getting free agent PGs
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
KP would jump to 11 if he wanted Blair, most likely. If it’s 5 and we’re trading Bayless, it has to be one of the point guards.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
KP helping the Grizzlies to land Rubio/Conley. Or helping the Nets to land Harris. Or Curry.
It’s too high for Blair.
Who wouldn't wanna pay him 20 million bucks to miss next season to micro?
Get in line, pal, the bidding starts at the #5 draft pick.
A lovely Salmon dish
Salmon
soy sauce
lemon juice
honey
wasabe powder
chives
Mix everything but the Salmon together… Let the Salmon soak in the mixture for 10-15 minutes… Broil or BBQ… Eat
I don’t measure, so my advice is make it taste good, not bad
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
Not my recipe...
but make this and you will amaze your friends and terrify your enemies.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/good-eats-meat-loaf-recipe/index.html
I’m not crazy about thyme so I usually cut it down to half or less. I also love celery so I usually add a stalk. Do not skip the step of taking the meat out of the loaf pan and putting it on the parchment paper. In fact, we have these small loaf pans meant for small rolls and I will often make 8 or so small meat loafs. You get more glaze that way and everyone can have their own loaf.
I’ve made this with turkey meat, too, and it comes out OK but the texture isn’t great.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
Not a dish
but Spurs just got Richard Jefferson for Kurt Thomas, Bruce Bowen and Fabricio Oberto
reloading apparently
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions
wow
as the spurs gm, I have to be totally honest and say that I actually thought about a deal like this for Jefferson. But didn’t bother bringing it up because I thought it would be shot down immediately. Spurs just got a lot better….
RUDY > MJ
looks like Bucks can resign sessions and charlie V now
so much for that
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
they still old
here’s the link if anyone is interested
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4281291
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wow... so much for their closing window
looks like we’ll have to fight them as well for the next 4-5 years
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
yep, geez...spurs are good...Buford is a great GM
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
he's gonna get them semi young fast and has a couple euros in play
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Yup. Next year the best European center.
I was hoping his best move this year was also for a Euro like Siskauskas (sweet veteran shooting guard). This is better.
Buford has made a lot of mistakes recently. That team would be killer with Scola at the 4.
Jefferson makes a lot of sense. If Splitter comes over, a lineup of Parker-Ginobili-Jefferson-Duncan-Splitter is intriguing.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
true about scola...but i trade him away too if he hit on me
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I still don't get the reasoning behind the Scola trade
A trade for nuthin’, givin’ away a guy who everyone thought would be good in the NBA.
It’s a good deal for everyone, and I’m glad we didn’t get Jefferson. He really isn’t that good, and we’ll see how effective he is in the halfcourt for the Spurs. I foresee a 14 PPG average and still worse defense because of age.
Milwaukee didn’t need him (they shoulda’ moved Yi for some of the Warriors’ young talent, which is what the Nets should do now also), so might as well get savings.
Mortimer
Scola was about staying under the luxury cap for that year.
So short-sighted, must have been from the owner.
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Gosh darn!
Why can’t these other teams just step aside and hand us a championship?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
don't worry lub, they will this thursday
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Folks are going to be mad
When KP doesn’t due much on Thursday.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
Actually, we are pert near out of debt (student loans excluded) and plan to buy a house this year.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
good for you
so what is due? kids?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Prices are finally starting to fall and we pay $1,800 a month rent
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch.. i pay 1600 for a 2 bed condo
marked down from 2400 because the owner is family friends
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
just south of Irvine..
In South County
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you live like 8000 parsecs away
That is far!
I didn’t know it was so expensive there. I got a 2 bedroom condo in West LA/Santa Monica, I pay a smidge more but about what you and Tom pay.
It sucks, a lot.
yeah I used to live Culver City
and before that in NoHo next to Universal.. but the lady wanted to move to a nice quite city..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no fair
Mine includes water and trash and uhhh… home association fees or whatever the condo owners own.
We will buy a house in Portland in the near future. I could either have Scottie Pippen’s old mansion overlooking downtown Portland, or a 2 bedroom house in Venice.
I like Venice, but it’s a tough call.
We got that stuff two
I think it I figured it out once and when I included what I paid for heat in Portland in the winter, we were only paying about $100 more here. The problem is that it’s not always winter in Portland. We also have a security guard and a pool I never use.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a lady
Who is trying to get on a place that is leased on land owned by Kamehameha and they lose the lease in two years. No one wants to buy one of the condos because they know they will get screwed and the maintenance feel is almost a $1,000. Someone told her they were just trying to break even and rent their place for $4,000 a month so she offered $2,000.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
did she get it
cant finish a story without a climax
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen her since
I hope for her sake she doesn’t. I think she’s not going to have her job for that long.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
please i am a CATCH
she should BE so lucky
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
only like 3 +1's
and a bunch more -1’s, so technically you are still in the negative.
Certified blazer.fangirl
What is the day to sign free agents?
Is it July 1st or 7th or something else?
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
That's when I think KP does something
I feel a sign and trade going on even then. Not sure if the Blazers will get the signed player but I think they’ll be involved.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
GMs can talk to players starting on midnight July 1
But there’s a moratorium on signing contracts contracts until July 7th (while the NBA figures out the salary cap figures).
Ugh that's right
They can announce the intended signing, but not officially sign the contract, correct?
That's the way I remember it
But I’m the opposite of knowledgeable when it comes to the CBA, etc.
Didn’t Carlos Boozer make a mess of this a few years ago?
He said, real sarcastic like
“Suuuuuuuure, I’ll take that deal”. WINK.
And he even said WINK, and made a Benny Hill type comedic mugging face, to let the owner know it was just a gag, but the owner was blind and couldn’t tell.
Just a misunderstanding.
yet amazingly
Dan Gilbert didnt see him wink..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He was behind him.
Looking at his back of the head bump, which, in Chinese culture, symbolizes treachery and betrayal.
he just hadnt grown his
rat tail ala Drew Gooden yet..
Boozer was young in his treachery
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me
Hey Mortimer, when “your wife” was watching You Got Served last night, did you notice the dancer who had the same haircut as Drew Gooden?
Yet another reason why You Got Served is 14 times better than Step Up 2: The Streets
No, I don't remember
I half watched Step Up 2, but she really was in the bedroom watching ‘Served’ without me, thankfully.
I saw it once and it was enough to get the idea of what it was going for.
She yelled and called me in when the one guy had the Rasheed jersey on. I knew she was going to, because I remembered it, but I didn’t think she had. So I only saw that part.
Whoa
So I was half write on both of them.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
here here!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
In other news we could have had him at the deadline
And yeah it’s a very good move if your depth chart is Michael Finley (badly aging), Bruce Bowen (badly aging), Ime Udoka (free agent, aging), Marcus Williams
The good news is we have to worry about Diry Bowen less than we did
I doubt he even plays much for Milwaukee with their youth movement
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Broy did good against Bowen this year...
spurs don’t need too much with a healthy Manu, TP, and an aging TD
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
yeah, but Bowen has a way of causing injuries that always worries me
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
i take it they want to keep sessions and villanueva
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
everyone start honking for Luke Ridnour!!!
no.
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
this sucks. Works for both teams.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite recipe:
HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY
STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH)
STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY
STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS
STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK
STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON
STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY
STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY
STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET
STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER
STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY
STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS
STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS
STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY
STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK
STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY
STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2
by amlmart1 on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He was the 1st president of America or sumthin', right?
Why do the Spaniards care about him?
That makes no sense, Norsk. You gotta make sense more!!!
It depends on the Spaniards you are thinking about.
For example, some people in Venezuela thinks Colón was the Saddam Hussein of his time:
Giving thanks for what. The Pain? The Hell on Earth? The Spanish Inquisition?
OK, just playing the game.
Thanks for having you here.
For the Blazers, silly! :-(
I give thanks… to the Blazers.
And our shared brotherhood. And sisterhood.
I thought you did too :-(
sillymart1 doesn´t care about what you say. He doesn´t understand English, he´s silly!
clevermart1, on the other hand, won´t give thanks to the Blazers until they stop playing by night.
by amlmart1 on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You want a grill recipe?
I have THE grill recipe. Nobody that tries this recipe comes back at me with anything less than super positive reviews. Its the shizzle.
First, get yourself some steaks, doesn’t really matter what kind, but obviously the nicer the cut the better it turns out. I have done this with the super cheap stuff as well, and it still turns out GREAT. This recipe was originally created for flank steak, so if you got the $$$, splurge on the flank. It works with any steak just fine though.
Buy yourself some light beer and some teriyaki sauce. Grab a bowl or glass baking dish and make a half and half mix of beer and teriyaki sauce. Make just enough to submerge all of your steaks. Now toss in some minced garlic and garlic powder(minced garlic is optional), don’t be shy on the garlic either, its the key ingredient. Take your steaks and rub just a little bit of honey on them. Be shy with the honey, a little bit goes a long way. Drop the steaks in the marinade and let it soak for 6-12 hours(in the fridge of course), then flip over the steaks and let it marinade for another 6-12 hours. For best results, let it soak for a full 24 hours, but don’t do it any less than 12 hours. Cook it up on the grill or broil it in the oven. Juiciest steak you will ever have.
If you do the flank(which I recommend), I usually cut it up into thin strips to serve it. Try this recipe BRP, and then come back and tell me how much you liked it….
RUDY > MJ
Mort, gotta read the details
12 hours, not minutes
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I said both as options
So it was up to YOU to decide, not me, so I wasn’t calling you any name whatsoever.
I consulted my lawyer, this is a legal way to go about it.
mye...i will!!! dood, this sounds awesome...gonna do it this weekend
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Fideos
2 or 3 dried ancho or pasilla chiles, or 1 to 2 tbsp minced ancho chiles in adobo sauce
3 garlic cloves (keep skins on)
3 tbsp olive oil
1 small onion, chopped
1 15 oz. can chopped tomatoes, preferably Muir Glen fire-roasted
1 cup (approx) chicken or vegie broth
1/2 package angel hair, vermicelli, or capellini pasta, broken into 1 to 2 inch pieces
Garnishes: Sliced avocado, crumbled cotija cheese, sour cream.
Cover the dried chiles in hot water to soften, about 10 minutes. When soft, tear or cut into strips. Discard seeds.
In a large frying pan (I like cast iron) cook unpeeled garlic cloves in 1/2 tbsp oil over med-low heat until cloves are soft and skins are brown in spots. Set aside to cool, then peel.
In a blender or food processor, roughly puree the canned tomatoes, onions, chiles, and garlic cloves.
Heat remaining oil in frying pan over medium-high heat. Add noodles and stir until slightly browned. Stir in tomato mixture and broth. Turn heat down to simmer and cover the pan.
Cook until noodles are soft, about 10 to 15 minutes. Depending on the type of noodles used, you may need to add more broth, but don’t make it soupy. If all goes right, there will be a little bit of a browned crust on the bottom — it’s the best part!
Serve with the avocado, cotija cheese and sour cream. A squeeze of lime is good too. So is chopped cilantro.
Also yummy with paella-type seafood (shrimp, scallops, clams) or chorizo added in.
Serves 2 as a main dish, 4 as a side.
Ugh just tried it
It tasted like dog barf.
Okay i tried it again, it takes 1st place!
HUZZAH CORVID.
where's your recipe you ad-hominizer???? huH???
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
thanks Corvid, this sounds perfect with paella...just need fanfarawy to send me that home made paella recipe
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I wish I lived near a paella mine :-(
I remember saying it in a joke but can’t remember the context. It FEELS like it was funny and I should write it down…
Lessee how the Bedge searchy thing works!
Hey, this thread is good
I remember saying some of this stuff, it’s funny stuff it is it is!
I mighta’ re-used the paella mine joke some other time…
I completely forgot that she was the one who first suggested the Lewis & Clark and Sacagawea mascots
It was brilliant. I just recced her comment. Didn’t know I could rec one that old. But you know what’s missing from that thread? The photoshop of Lewis & Clark dunking. :-(
It’s been so funny to see how different sites take the “Scola-troll.” Thus far, postingandtoasting is the funniest. Fear the Sword was horrifically un-funny.
proud hinrichsheeple
His hair is charismatic and he is more fundamental than Tim Duncan.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
scola for hinrich
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
BRP I need details about tomorrow.....
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I am left out and really bummed out.
We must do this on a weekend or a Friday sometime (since I don’t work every other Friday).
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
hi love,
yes for sure…prez in town for just one day, but we can roll to your area too…or do it on your off day…maybe 2nd week of july? after the 4th festivities?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Yeah after the 4th would be cool
I can meet ya’ll downtown sometime. Tell Prez hi for me :)
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Work doesn't stop
It’s finally slowing down a bit where I can spend more time on here. But by the time I get on to post there are 8,000 comments on the JD and it gets to hard to post.
I miss you guys though.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
she's just justifying her absence
because we all know “work” isn’t a good enough reason
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Close enough!
I tried getting on the other day and my computer literally froze due to the amount of comments on the JD. There were over 1500 at that point and it was noon. I don’t remember last summer being soooo insane!
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Just skip over the ones with short lines that reach all the way to the right
Then it’s not so bad. I like to read them every now and again so that I can remember what was like to be young and in love.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear ya
I’m just refreshing the JD and there are 19-28 comments per refresh.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone cares about Sean May
The Robertcats didn’t extend him nuthin’ and he us an UNrestricted free agent.
Interesting
He is a BIG body we could throw out there to bang for a few minutes
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
And he's been good when on the floor
If KP and Friends can see he is moderately healthy, and more importantly IN SHAPE, he’d be a great backup who is hungry to reignite his career.
Oh, he's hungry all right
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s pretty solid, played in 82 games… in four years.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that's just because he was fat and injured
So there’s a good reason for it.
It’s not like he just didn’t show up to the arena for the game, Cabby! He’s not a bad kid!
He's a Carolina kid, so the fundamentals are there
someone just needs to show him a tape of Duckworth (it worked for Oliver Miller) and get him on a treadmill
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
May is the absolute downside of what could happen with Blair. Like his abysmal floor.
Draft DeJuan Blair or sign Brandon Bass!
Watching the Blair highlight video
If him and Oden are on the court together, the other team will never get a defensive rebound. He gobbles o-boards like ol’ Odie does!
We can call him Joseph Gobbles, because he gobbles up boards and food!
Pelton says that projecting college stats out, Blair would set the record for ORB% in his rookie year, beating out Rodman’s 20%.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
So you add in Oden's about 20% ORB...
Then he, Blair, and Joel (if playing at the same time), would rebound 60% of all the shots. That leaves 40% left for the enemy, but we usually shoot better than 40% so that means we score everytime down court.
My match is impeccable.
I like the scene where he tries to rip Hasheem’s arm out with a judo throw. I mean the guy is totally docile off the court, but who apart from maybe Joel would try that on the Blazers?
I would love Blair, because he would be the guy to retaliate. Ariza hurt Rudy? Ok, get ready to feel some pain, Trevor.
He’s a great guy off the court.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
LaMarcus is salty and STARTS fights
but we need someone to FINISH THEM
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
DeJuan knows how to finish a fight
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Blair dominated Thabeet. Just dominated him.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
this was different. It was mental domination. Thabeet looks scared out of his wits.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Sean May is another reason why I always say
That you can’t trust fatties to change. NO FATTIES.
But May has been good when he played. I hope Blair keeps the weight off, because it is death for these big bodies.
And of course
I’d be totally fine (DOPE fine, even) with Blair or Bassie.
But if we can’t get ‘em, and May is healthy, we can get him for pennies on the dollar and he’ll be happy for the chance.
Yeah I like the idea as said before. I wouldn't want to rely on him as the first backup at the moment.
Then rather some play for McDyess.
You are all about McDyess
And I agree with that.
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Where is his helmet?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sean May is approaching a return to the court
First step, is eating monster cheese burgers with no helmet.
If he can do it for 3 months with no injury, he can begin a mild walking regimen.
Helmet
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My feed says he's "Ockin" it
which i don’t think is a real word… maybe Ben’s hoping it will catch on
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
less likely. Wouldn’t they dump Jefferson to sign Sessions?
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
They're dumping Jefferson to keep Sessions, and probably Vilanueva
Hoping someone will take Michael Redd off their hands, pray Bogut learns how to stay healthy……and then strike some magic in the lottery in 2010.
That Steve Nash is exactly the same as Kirk Hinrich, but worse.
by NBA Observer on Apr 8, 2009 12:23 PM CDT
by Ozzie Montana on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Chad Ford
Bowen, Oberto and Thomas are all in the last year of their contracts. It saves them roughly $3 million this year and $15 million next year. And it gives them some flexibility to sign at least one of their restricted free agents — either Charlie Villanueva or Ramon Sessions.
Chad Ford is the worst multi-tasker in the world
you’re telling me he can’t conduct a chat and answer the phone?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Your random thought of the day.
Here’s what Drew Curtis, who owns Fark.com, says about the difference between the number of people reading, and the number commenting:
[We have] 4 million monthly unique [visitors], closing in on 500k user accounts. Of all Fark readers, only 5% look at comments ever, only 1% ever post any comments at all. Which is a normal distribution as I understand it.
Just a random thought as you type out a comment on BE.
they dont read comments
they have no idea who you are
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a lurker recognize "me" by my headband
At the Staples center.
He said he doesn’t post but saw my headband and asked if I posted on Blazers Edge.
True story.
Lurkers will murder us all.
And when I said "yes, I post on Blazers Edge"
He said “you’re Mortimer, right?”
And I said no and I murdered him.
No witnesses.
And I sat next to a Blazer fan
Who loves to go to Blazers Edge but doesn’t post and knew me from there. He didn’t recognize my lucky headband on sight though, he just knew I didn’t care for Sergio much.
He asked me what name I post under
I said "Oh, I use the name “Mortimer” and he sez “ohhhh man, yeah, I know you, you always say good stuff. Why don’t you like Sergio?”.
And I said he’s fine, I just don’t think he’s worth the trouble he causes.
nice timbo there
3 in a row.. keep it going
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
you arent supposed to reply to me
keep replying to yourself until you reach epic proportions of comments.. ala 12sharks
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
dood...there were like 50 white guys at Staples with a Blazer's headband that night
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Not mine, pal
Not mine.
I also said where I was, the general area.
Back in college I had a comic strip and people would “find” me because of it. I am magnetic.
by that you mean
had a beer with him, took him home and now he lives with you.. ?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
BE Night I met more lurkers than posters
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I met still.i.rise
She was cute. Lurkers are cool.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
She was in the red and white dress on BE night
it kind of looked like a picnic tablecloth and she was wearing boots.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
She's in all the photos
I’m two lazy to look it up.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ocean'dnt bee to hard
search for BE NIGHT
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I beat I could beat up every luker with one hand tied to my private parts
It would have to be one at a time though. If I took them on all at once, I would need all my appendages.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
farkin a man
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
That's fascinating
My gut reaction was 10 – 20% posted here. I wonder if there’s any way to find out.
I'm sure SBN has site stats somewhere that give unique visitors vs. unique commentors
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it's higher than Fark
Because Fark exists for people to find links, and the comments are like being trapped under a burning couch.
Blazers Edge is a whozit whatsitz where the point is to interact and talk with other fans.
I bet there are a ton of lurkers who just read the front page, but the comments section HAS to be a lot bigger than what Fark gets.
you mean also a higher comment:reader ratio?
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Blazers Edge is a whozit whatsitz where the point is to interact and talk with other fans.
While I agree that I think it’s higher too, I don’t think it’s for the reason you think. I think the majority of folks visit BE for the front page writing, and secondarily for the recommended fanposts.
I'd agree with that
But the percentage is likely higher amongst return visitors since that’s a big part of the point.
From that one Blazers thread someone linked to where they guessed why England Dan was offed, and Idog1976 revealed his hatred for Tom, I saw a lot of people saying they only read the front page stuff, so I know there is plenty who only do that.
Just a bigger reader/commenter ratio than Fark.
But I may be biased, because I would never comment on Fark.
there are some brilliant commenters… like Eben Calber. Whatever happened to Eben?
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, cool
I didn’t plan on that sounding as dirty as it sounds.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah
I’ve been saying that for years, I think that was the first time I worded it that way.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There are probably lots of levels of lurkers too
the ones that ignore the sidebar and only read ben and dave, which, if i’m strapped for time, i have to resort to sometimes. Other SBN users that like to browse and pretend they are blazer fans, etc.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I would read the front page pieces and not write anything. I used to avoid the junk drawer, just because its size of comments seemed overwhelming. I now post, but only on occasion when I feel like I have something to contribute. This usually means, I don’t write anything during the dating advice conversations…
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
The huge size of the junk drawers
Make me feel safe in my comments, since I like to play nice at other SBN sites.
If I rip Kevin Martin in a regular thread outsiders would go to, then I can’t play nice over at Sactown since he is Jesus even though he is one note and not very good and they should trade him this season when he’s healthy.
I do think Tyrus can become a good player, so I don’t lie about him. But almost every team has a guy that I think the fans are silly to believe in… and I guess we got, I dunno, Bayless? Sergio?
I doubt that people are keeping that close an eye on you, Morty
feel free to bash everyone. It’ll be more entertaining that way.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
is MORTIMER BAN proof
i have a feeling -Ken is trollin other sites, marking up all the ‘bad’ things then BAN the second he posts on this site.
LOL
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
Ahh, then I've disappointed you.
I’ve disappointed lots of women in my life.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
go ahead and give yourself a warning
while your at it. just to cover all the bases.
ad hom attacks are really serious these days.
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
actually...
I got a warning just the other day. Mr. Darkstar issued it to me.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
it's true...
also, I never got a flag before becoming a mod, now I’ve had something like 3 or 4 of them.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
Thank you.
It’s so hard to get anyone to agree with me these days.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
in grad school...we had this german fellow...
his head was so big, we called him the
tomatopick….cuz it was like a tomato on a toothpick body when you see him
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
That blog needs a swimsuit calendar.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll let Sophia decide...
whether she wants to flag that or not.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
Nah, I'd rather see that calendar
I forgot though, I has too summer BE projects, a BE calendar and BE children’s book.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be banned, easy-like
I’m SUPER friendly on other sites, though when someone is prickly and snippy with me I tell them they are silly.
I could be banned easy-like
If I DID something worthy of bein’ banned.
The rules are for everyone, I’d say!
No man, I'll get quoted when I try I play nice
Ya get in good with people by saying “look, you guys are set at the SG, K-Mart is the bomb diggety, what else you got going?”
Every team has their sacred guy they won’t allow you to make fun of.
This is a good place to hide away your love for Michael Dudikoff
I have no doubt those comments would get you into trouble almost anywhere else…
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I will shout that love from the highest mountaintops.
He is the greatest action star of not only our generation, but any generation before and any generation to come.
yeah, Cody really kicked butt in that bar
in that one episode of Step By Step.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Dudikoff would murderalize him so bad
Sascha actually seemed to have learned a martial art, like a girl would do.
Dudikoff? He doesn’t need that crap to kick butt in movies. He’s a REAL MAN, surviving off of pantomimed movements and stiff kicks, none of that splits crap the jokers of today do.
please the only American Ninja
I knew was Chris Farley as Haru
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure Beverly Hills = American
Nothing, however, is more American, than Kung Fu Joe:
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He was Kung Fu Joe in Hollywood Shuffle, right?
Man, Steve James as a bad-butt.
My favorite parts in American Ninja 2 are a shirtless Steve James and Michael Dudikoff always ending up leaning on each other or resting their arms on each others shoulders.
It was like they couldn’t ever not be touching in a scene.
It made me realize that race relations in this country were on the mend, even though we have plenty of work left to go.
I'm gonna get you sucka!
Cause every great hero, needs his own theme music.
I was disappointed he didn’t make it to American Ninja 4.
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever seen No Retreat, No Surrender?
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard of it and thought I had seen it
But looked it up on IMDB and I don’t recall a JCVD movie where the ghost of Bruce Lee teaches him to fight.
And I’ve met JCVD at least a dozen times! We’re buddies! We’re pals! He winks at me creepily!
All you really need to do
Is google it and watch the last scene. It’s a crappy movie. JCVD only has about 2 parts, but the last part is the bestest. JCVD gets really mad when he’s called a Russian.
i think i actually saw that on tv once.
it was pretty horrible.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
like that means its an oscar winner
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i like Kickboxer.
i think it’s an underrated sports movie.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
actually I thought Highlander
was incredibly disappointing.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I've seen that movie
Bloodsport and Navy Seals about 17,278 times while in the nav’. Navy dudes loved those three movies.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
bloodsport is fantastic
navy seals is ehhh.. but i like the .50 cal
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i never saw Navy Seals.
I’ve seen Bloodsport several times. I don’t like it as much as Kickboxer though.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben sold me on Bayless
I don’t know why you’re heart is filled with so much hate.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not gonna mock the mock draft...but Jennings going to the Knicks is awesome
that would be pure comedy…just stick a mic to him while he plays…asuFTW
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i hope it happens for real.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
that would be fantastic as well. Monta + Jennings = fun.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we talk smack and no one will know?
Like I can say, “The Blazers GM is a jerk.” You folks would think I was talking about KP and really I’m talking about Dave’s mock draft.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Domestic Abuse is never funny
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I can find away to laugh about anything
Hitting people isn’t funny, but I’m sure someone can come up with something funny in regards to it. You should ask Mortimer to make a joke about touching kids.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i posted i would drop it.. but it got deleted..
i remember how the junk drawer got last time someone was offended.. so its done
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I'm guessing you were talking about her music video with all the eye make-up on
Domestic abuse is the first thing that popped into my head, so i went with it…
.
.
.
I guess that shows where my head is at today
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
its ok..
its cuz chris brown was in the news.. it crossed everyones mind at some point..
also cuz he got off with community service
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
shaking my head
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw a pic of him dating a Bizarro version of Rihanna
She looked and dressed just like her.
It was creepy.
I was gonna say Aaliyah
but most of this crowd is too young for are you that somebody
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
no its another lightskinned girl
who was gonna be my babysmama before a stupid plane crash
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
here
educate yourself children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEF_-IcnQC4
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this something that just came out?
Doesn’t ring a bell.
It has that guy in those Timberlake videos it looks like… Doc Martin, or whatever his name is?
Are you kidding?
That song is crazy old. My wife used to like it until I pointed out the baby sound.
Of course I am kidding
I am well versed in knowing who the purty black ladies are, ever since I was but a boy.
HAHA I ROPEDED ALL Y’ALL IN, MORTYFTW.
sadly she has been dead for quite a few years now
after a plane crash.. it was in Dr Doolittle 1.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
A thing that levels wood
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
She somehow got it airborne
not sure how
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaliyah got too skinny there at the end
And I dunno why she got a nosey job, she had a nice nose before.
The 2nd one was fine too, but she didn’t need to do nuthin’.
I blame R Kelly for the nose job, and her untimely demise.
Maybe it wasn't a nose job
It might have been due to erosion.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I blame R Kelly for a lot of stuff
mainly trapped in a closet.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myi6Vqn8Xyo
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
still Aaliyah wasnt as popular as TLC
I think freaking waterfalls was all MTV showed back then (since they had videos)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
When did you meet her?
Since you say you KNOW her and you wouldn’t lie just to impress us and make friends, would you?
Would you?
pics please
and you will get +100000000000
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm friends with The Game
That’s my monster mitt shaking his tiny paws. Surely you and Aaliyah share a pic as well?
Roybot, I think you are me.
I was going to say the same thing about Aaliyah…
She was so good, I miss her music.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Ok, so Toronto just picked DeRozan. This feels like last year when every mock had Seattle taking Bayless, like it was assumed. Why are we assuming that Toronto takes DeRozan?
proud hinrichsheeple
because they need a SG..
its their major hole..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
On ESPN
they have a mock draft where they ask a player on the picking team who they want.. most of them are boring.. Pryzbilla chose Hansbrough.. and turiaf picked Lawson with #7 which is crazy.. but the best answer was #20.. Jrue Holliday to the Jazz. He adds his two cents.. it made me laugh a little
20. Jazz/Kyle Korver select …
Jrue Holiday, G, UCLA
“An important factor in any player we add is an unselfish mentality and high basketball IQ,” says swingman Kyle Korver. “Holiday has both and he likes to get after it on defense, making him a good fit for us. And at 6’4”, he’s versatile enough to play point or shooting guard."
Jrue Says: “I don’t know why I fell that far, but I like the Jazz. Thank you, Kyle Korver. I got you. You’ll be going for 30 every night.”
Doug Says: “If Holiday were to fall to the Jazz, it would be the deal of the century. Jrue would make Deron Williams the best PG in the league.”
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
geez GOR....i guess you don't read my comments huh?
you.are.a.jerk
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
haha i saw your monster post
i just picked out the ONE i liked
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
see another plus 1
although i have no idea why you out to get me today
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yes..
normally your all roses.. today your all bullets
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
its ok.. i can take it
im not sensitive.. i have no heart
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
made me like Jrue. I like players to have a sense of humor
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
did i just get deleted?????
humor never wins….
defend my honor GOR!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
thanks lub...again, the Princess is the BEdge's voice of reason
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I still haven't came up with a good nickname for them as a collective
I want to call Ken Agent Smith. When I pouting I decided to come back and see them all as adversaries to make it more fun.
by tominhawaii on Jun 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i wrote "geez GOR, i guess you don't read my comments"
then wrote sarcastically, “you.are.a.steve.martin”
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
what about the one up there that says that but jerk instead of steve martin?
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't happen...
once a post is deleted, it’s gone forever. No one can bring it back.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
yeah, sbn sucks
it was gone, then when i refreshed, came back
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
if i knew which one you meant
I would.. but its still up there
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
oh weird...nevermind...it still says you are a jerk...so Jorga defended my honor...i lover her
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
That picture makes me laugh every single time
What an unfortunate position (and facial expression) to get caught in by the camera. It’s just bad luck for him that this shot was snapped.
Doesn’t stop me from laughing repeatedly though.
He was definitely posterized there
Off a jump shot, made or missed.
by Quik_Baller on Jun 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nahhh it's not really a posterization
It looks like he faked a block to force a shot adjustment, then scrunched up to prevent a foul call (and-1) when that failed. Posterization requires an attempt to defend.
Hmmm. “Posterization requires an attempt to defend”. Yeah, it would be hard for Kyle to get posterized.
There's another pic of Korver doing the same thing
There is something inside of him that makes him squeal and hide when a defender is close, it’s crazy. Lemme try to find it…
I think both happened when his breasts were developing and so he didn’t wanna get them hit.
Mortimer
Ps: (I know, I know, he’s just trying to get out of the way, while looking like a good whilst trying).
Kobe did the same move in the Finals
I wondered if anyone would say anything, then the Lakers won the game and no one did.
Nah
It was on a steal, he ran back and gave up. I think it actually might have been against the rockets. It was at a point where the Lakers could have lost control of the game. I save it to record and put on the internet and then forgot and deleted the recording.
I know that Rashad McCants is big and scary when he is coming down the lane
but is it really too much to ask for Kyle to knuckle up and not cower in fear?
they broke up?
you mean they wont make massively large untalented children?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you feel about Serge Ibaka cab?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s a fun project to have overseas. Crazy athleticism, could be a nice player someday. Won’t be contributing any time soon.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I wanted us to draft and stash him last year.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
hi
BRP u figure out where we goin 2moro for lunch ??
or was that discussed in yesterday’s JD and i totally missed it?
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
i'm put together a fancy email right now lub
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Your daily Rubio news
First meeting between Rubio’s lawyers and Joventut to reach an agreement before the trial.
Lasted 15 minutes. Back to the drawing board.
This guy seems to know what he's talking about
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/6/23/922570/draftus-interruptus#17299749
The Blazers need to get that deal done.
the hansbrough guy
it would have to be sergio and freeland.. collison is too pigmentally challenged for utah
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I suspect you will have some difficulty
breaking that lowest comment record. Have you sensed the futility yet?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I got it all planned out
It’s going to be about racist Blazers dancers. I’ll do it Canzano like so they’ll think it’s legit, but Dave will have to freeze the comments before it gets too heated.
Use of free printing fail
I already have the hoop and the skeletons and I tried to get away with an 11″ × 17″ court.
Is this the Zombie one?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
All my shortcuts are getting thwarted which makes things take longer. I was sweating the crowd and now I have to draw the floor. I’m ever so upset and need unsolicited words of encouragement.
Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m just mad that I have to draw and I don’t know how much detail I need to put in. I’m thinking about using Crayons.
You can do it ...you really can
no one is better with Crayons than you…..NO ONE!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You own this crap, Thom!
The floor ain’t nuthin’, the drawings will be a grip of dopeness, and your straight street style will rock the top 40 charts with Casey Kasem.
my anticipation is growing.
look at that production value!
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i think it's appropriate that you of all people respond
speaking of magnums. did u know there are 3 sizes ?
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
what?
it’s true.
and i DARE someone to flag me for speaking of condoms and safe sex!
If they do they HATE keepin gme free of AIDS and STD’s! AND THEY WANT ME TO GET AIDS.
THATS AND ADHOM FLAG
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
I'm pretty sure Q just showed up one day and Sophia said THIS IS MINE.
So she could be a modern day Jesus or sumthin’.
I lost track...
was that before or after you dared anyone to flag you?
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
i cant remember
oh actually it was AFTER
are condoms off limits in the junk drawer? (snicker)
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FLAG HER, -KEN
I DARE ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT THEY POSSESS THE CAJONES TO FLAG SOPHIA, SHE CAN TAKE YOUR JEALOUS FLAGGING AND PETTY MODDERY WITH EASE AND GRACE.
GO AHEAD. EVERYONE FLAG SOPHIA, SEE IF SHE CARES.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
IF U FLAG ME
IT’S BECAUSE YOU HATE ITALIANS AND U R A RACIST THAT WANTS ME TO GET AIDS
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
by BlazerFan1 on Jun 23, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd say it isn't even a promise
It is a FACT.
If you flag Sophia, you are a sexist who wishes woman would die, hate Italians for their greaseball dago ways, and wish Sophia (and all woman, really, since she represents woman and their struggles worldwide) would get AIDs and die within minutes.
AND YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE, IF YOU FLAG.
The jig is up, flaggers!
i booty slap sophia and she doesn't care...
i mean, she punches me in the neck but she loves it
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
for serious u made me
sing that song in my head and i am
gagging on the disgustingness of it. :(
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
with the first pick, as Clippers GM, i select Maya Moore!!! she will put butts into seats more than anyone...and since winning doesn't matter, she's good for attendance for 1/4 of the season
Ken for #2 Memphis
Morty #3 for OKC
Bfan1 #4 kings
tiH#5
QB#6….
norsk#7
anyone else want to participate in the JD draft right now?
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-ken, i didn't put you as #2 because i think you are chris wallace
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what!?!??!?!?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW MAYA MOORE.????
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you love blondes huh?
blondes are more fun…and that is a fact
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KEN...YOU ARE ON THE JD MOCK DRAFT CLOCK...
ARKITECT, YOU HAVE PICK #8
LURKEYHERE HAS PICK #9
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LOL
u crack me up
do u know how to use google?
i dont think dave should b hiring mods that can use the INTERNETS!
SMH
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
-ken was on the internets before most of us were born
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure...
whether that was an insult or a compliment. Probably neither since it is indisputably true.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
I know who Chris Wallace is..
without looking him up. I just don’t get the joke.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
ASASSINS DON"T YELL
they’re quiet like ninjas
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
they don't get paid, so they are interns
and interns need to be walked on
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You're probably right...
Is your caps lock stuck? I can fix that for you.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
hahaha make ur pick already Agent Kenny Smith
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no, he tried to usurp ken minnesota style
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I was all for him in the real draft thread and tried to trade white folks for him
Fished in Mortimer good.
Thanks for being in on the joke with me
Those other guys messed it up. We sure could have had some fun if it weren’t for them. I was going to flame way you.
It's like they don't wanna have fun
You’ll do a nice joke and they’ll go HEY TOM WE SEE YOU THERE HI OH LOLOLOL NICE WORK, while I played it cool and went along with it.
Man… some kids just don’t keep it smooth.
Look at the kid Sac drafted last year
He did OK this year and their fans were all cool with it. In three years they are going to be mad as Sophia in a Blazers Dancers thread.
Was jake O'Donnell the ref who hated Buck?
I could see Sophia getting the same decade long war with a ref as well.
MORTY - YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK
Junk Draft
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC -
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Ok.... Hmmmm....
Someone make me an offer, the #3 is up for grabs. For the right price, that is…
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Outlaw and a protected second round pick for Durant
You lose nothing on defense but gain experience and clutch shooting
He needs shots to do anything
And has more turnovers than assists whilst always having the ball in his hand. TRADE REJECTED.
NEXT.
Wait, who am I again?
I own Durant, don’t I? I guess the critique can be for Outlaw as well.
MUAHAHAHA I AM CLUELESS.
Why don't you draft DraftTylerHansborough?
When the real Tyler Hansborough won’t be good enough. I mean, the real Tyler wouldn’t hook you in.
timmay! you got the 10th pick in the JD Mock Draft
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Hah sounds great. :)
I’m out sometime after 3 though, so if we run late, I’ll hand it off to someone.
I was just part of the joke!
Jeez, you guys blew Tom’s cover too quickly, I was playing along and made it funnier.
I am a Bedge hero now and you guys ruined it.
Way to go.
hahahah, the clock is ticking and be tocking
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oh yeah, that was the best video in a while
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someone's gonna have to trade in front of you know, jk.
provided you have a pick and all.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
what do the blazers do to get me on their team
im the PERFECT back up hardnosed banger that the team needs to mentor Greg Oden and instil some touchness.
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
perfect hardnosed banger...is what we need
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i dont know who the blazers GM is...any takers?
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oh heck no!
u cant get me RESTRAINED!
I got ITALIANS in my fam. We will “get around” that lil legal hiccup ..
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
-ken = horrible evaluator of talent
exhibit A = http://www.blazersedge.com/2007/4/19/1193/68843
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no offense Sophia
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a second...
is that the one I dropped out of? You wouldn’t have even had a chance if I had stayed in.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
you weren't supposed to remember that ken
your old… the memory is fuzzy
.
.
and quitters can’t argue the result
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
For the OKC Thundercats, I announce a trade!
I hereby select hometown hero MERCURY THE DESTRUKTERESS.
And immediately trade her to the Portlandia Trail Blazers for Travis Outlaw and Steve Blake.
Mercury is designated to be the starting PG this upcoming season, with Bayless as the backup.
SO IT IS WRITTEN SO IT SHALL BE.
Mortimer
The ORIGINAL Princess of the Blazers.
by Mortimer on Jun 23, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Princess...YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK
Junk Draft
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty -
as you can see, no offense to sophia, but i picked the only real.baller so far
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
That is no offense to Sophia
But Mercury will make a soup out of your bones and sip it slowly, feeling yours soul slurped between her fangs.
it better be good...this is a lot harder than the real mock draft...
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Her skeleton is made of adamantium
If you cut her, it just makes her full of even MORE vengeance WHICH I DIDN’T EVEN THINK WAS SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.
you gonna pick Princess? Sactown Royalty is on the edge of their blog
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
AT THE # 4 PIC OF THE 2009 NBA DRAFT
THE SACRAMENTO WHATEVERS SELECT
Steve Smith: " This is a HORRIBLE pic. They have NO IDEA what they are doing. . . this kid is barely out of pre school . I just dont know"
Everyone Else : " what a phinominal pick by the King’s . True royalty selected and excellent way to work toward rebuilding"
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
excelllent...where is Q with the #25 jersey?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
can't argue with that
he’s rockin the BRoy stripes
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt... I'd do it if a white boy could pull it off
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I did rock the stripe in the 80's
in my misguided youth… before I realized I was white
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
pssh in the 80s it was all the rage
the vanilla ice..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you gotta do both sides
And rock a hightop fade with it
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think one side, Roy style, is a grip full of tightness
I’ll put a racing stripe in my chest hair too.
she's pulling a Yi after meeting with Ken
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typical woman
all excited and enthusiastic till she has the money in her hand… then it’s YOU DON’T OWN ME, I’m grown I do what I want
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Petrie likes the clean shaven look, no tattoos, no hats, no sunglasses, no nothing
But the suit is lacking
that s a sweater from the children's place
nice small weave and everything. thats classic!
smh
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Oh geez, the poor kid...
He is doomed. The kings kill young talent. and that sweater, good lord that sweater…..
RUDY > MJ
THAT SWEATER IS AWESOME
YOU HATE MIXED CHILDREN!
FLAG FOR RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
Can't believe
He wants some poor kid to get AIDs too.
That’s just wrong, Myemic.
I used to believe Rudy>MJ… but now? I don’t know what to believe.
The league would like to announce a trade (no draft picks change cities)
The Charlotte Bobcats trade the name Bobcats to Utah. Utah trades the moniker Jazz to New Orleans. New Orleans trades the name Hornets back to Charlotte where it began/belongs.
Thank you David Stern. This needed to be done a long time ago.
by Norsktroll on Jun 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
tom is right, THIS LEAGUE ACTION IS DENIED
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They changed the draft hat rule
And now give you a headband, and let the headband reflect the team you were traded to.
Here is Mercury at the NYC draft green room…
She might have some waddle in her gullet
But she makes up for it with a thirst for blood and revenge, and a hatred of those who betrayed her.
she's sean may because you are a bad dog walker
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aka trainer...aka the guy with those pillows for you to bang against
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OH NO YOU DID NOT
I walk her a half hour 3 times a day.
Now my IN-LAWS, whoo doggies… okay, when the Wife was in law school, Mercury lived with her parents (my wife is the one who rescued Mercury from a life of crime in Ybor city). Her parents are horrible dog owners, since they eat like crap and would give Mercury the same crap— french fries, fried chicken skin, cheese, etc.
So, Mercury developed a belly that will never go away (without surgery, but we ain’t doin’ that, no sir). She is all muscles now, pal…
She’s lost 15 pounds since I got her, which is a lot in dog land!
I AM BESTEST PUPPY WALKER.
Not did you no oh.
Mortimer
I know you are being funny right now.
But I actually think that is a very touching story. You sound like an excellent dog owner, and I’m sure Mercury is so happy to be your pet.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
by Claire on Jun 23, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't trying to be TOO funny
Since everything I said in that post was a true story.
And I thank you very much.
Mortimer
Lame
Carlos is a better teammate. This is him supporting Joel after Joel got kicked in the sensitive parts.
hahahah that pic is awesome...check out Joel's eyes
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I just checked my bedroom
and Megan Fox wasn’t laying on my bed. You are a terrible granter of wishes…
RUDY > MJ
Pick Meghan Fox at 13
Geez why do I gotta think of everything myself?
Her skin is oily and will stain your bedroom though. Just a fair warning.
bfan1....with the 4th pick....time is ticking and you wasting time at work
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I can see a resemblence
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I only went forward a couple years
it’s not that hard
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he implying that you are L-trainFTW????
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
TiH, you still staying with your pick at #5? Backstabbing Carlos?
Junk Draft
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough???
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Steve Black:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0085521/
It makes perfect sense coming from Mortimer.
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 23, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
With the #6 Pick, Quik_Baller is on the clock
Junk Draft
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves -
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
the life of a memphis GM
she’s not gonna workout for you pre or post draft
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And she understands English
Salma just repeats whatever she is told to say. She has no clue what she is saying.
wha/??? Memphis GM wise???? sophia has a cronic foot problem...
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He turned someone who may never walk again
Into a big boobed Mexican who will do anything ANYTHING anything to stay in the country.
That;s wise!
salma can be a mute and i still draft her
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To emphasize a need for family and stability while rebuilding a cursed franchise...
I’m drafting Candance Parker.
She can now relieve her husband, Shelden Willaims, of all playing duties so he can watch over the family… a task he may be able to handle.
Want to hear a secret?
I encouraged Sabonis4Ever to get banned so that I could be the only acronymed BEger. I got rid of TiR with a murderous rage. ATF is next.
I just can't believe he told Dave his socks smell bad
I was like, S4E, helllooooo?! Dave has always been SUPER sensitive about his socks.
Tell me about it
It starts with Dave’s hammer toes. Once you got to the feet, Dave gets enraged like a fine young cannibal who has been driven crazy.
oh, that's too easy.
create some stupid account to make her say #25 about a 1000 times. They’ll both be gone.
Hmmm. How much do I want to risk getting banned?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
he's gonna pull a Madonna and use me to replace Carlos
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nice...it might be more than a triangle since sophia said she wants to be the #1 pick instead of Maya
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Norsk is on the clock...high pressure for a GEm since all the "talk" of a gem
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – selects?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Warriors select Brandon Jennings
This has to happen. It’s manifest destiny that he goes to Oakland (this or NY), the area of the Nouveau Riche after the Internet boom (“Young Money”) with his showboating style. And as the GM, I would hope between coaching Jennings and trying to appease Ellis because we promised him to not draft another lead guard this drives Nellie into retirement. Jennings will record 8 steals per game but constantly leave people open for shots or drives to the rim.
If Jennings declines and goes back to Italy I’ll draft that “Trade Out” everyone is talking about on the main page although I have never seen him play.
5. Bob Whitsitt
Sonics, 1986-93; Trail Blazers, 1994-2002
Net EWA: 0.73
In 1989, Whitsitt drafted a 19-year-old with no college experience after convincing his owner that the kid could be a combination of Charles Barkley and Karl Malone. And that’s how Shawn Kemp (5.85 net EWA) ended up as the No. 17 pick in the 1989 draft, long before the prep-to-pro route was en vogue. That willingness to gamble on high-ceiling prospects also brought him Gary Payton (1990, 2nd, +5.91), Jermaine O’Neal (1996, 17th, +4.39) and Zach Randolph (2001, 19th, +6.05).
Pretty good.
I hated him the day he traded O’Neal for Dale Davis. yeah, J.O. is running around on broken legs… but he would’ve been better.
I'll trade Sophia...
for Queen Latifa. A princess for a queen.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
Hmm. I gotta turn it down. But I bet someone else will still be open to it.
I think I’ve made my choice, and it’s better than all the first 9 combined.
that's high praise for yourself...hahaha ... i like it...
you better live up to it or else you lose round #2 pick
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CZJ is like J Kidd....still trying to extend the value of the early years with a new fat contract but in reality...way past their prime
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-ken... you keep not having a problem
and frankly, it’s starting to become a problem
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I want a Mod to go rogue
wield the banhammer with impunity… punish those who dare to question etc. and so forth
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
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by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
and it’s infuriating
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
her best was Zorro...after that...can't remember what else she was in
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Entrapment
where she wore the skin tight suit and moved through lasers. she looked better in Zorro though. yowza!
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sean connery was in that right? i thin kthat's why i didn't watch it
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yeah he was in that too.
i’ve not even seen all of it to be honest. just bits and pieces. i wasn’t that impressed with it. other than the obvious of course.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
GM Draft UPdate: Use your pick and trade wisely...your assignment is to not suck
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects
8. Knicks – Arkitecht
9. Raptors – LurkeyHere
10. Bucs – Timmay!
11. Nets – Jksnakes
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Pistons – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
anyone else around…man, this is tough work…must suck for Dave in the real mock draft room
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with the #8 pick...Arkitect selects
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Arkitecht
9. Raptors – LurkeyHere
10. Bucs – Timmay!
11. Nets – Jksnakes
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Pistons – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Since morty gave away my secret above... and i am able to bend time and space to my will...
i select 1981 Isiah Thomas from the university of Indiana
I think he will be a boon to our franchise both on the court and off… and hopefully when his long illustrious career is over, he will grace us with his presence in the front office.
Sincerely James Dolan Esquire
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Raptors and Bucs swap picks for $2.5 million…
there you go TImmay
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oooohhh.. going for the MENSA mind
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That is one sexy hat
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 23, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no way...gena davis and $10 million dollars cash tax free...and maybe i think about it
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Sophia is definitely worth...
every penny of 10 million. I only five 7 bucks and change on me, though.
Mod. Moderate. Moderation. Moderator.
With the trade, Timmay is on the clock at #9, and #10 is to LurkeyHere
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Raptors – LurkeyHere
10. Bucs – Timmay!
11. Nets – Jksnakes
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Pistons – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wha??? you should be honor to be a JD GM!!!
take it back
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now pick S4E in memorium..
or use his computer..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 23, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
With the Number 10 pick, the Bucks pick the man... the myth... the legend...
ADAM MORRISON
I’m sure you’re asking why? Well for one reason, and one only:
He’s the next Larry Bird.
Need proof?
- Larry Bird led a team to a world title in his second season. Adam Morrison did it in his third.
- Both Adam and Larry have hair on their face that would prevent getting any action unless they were ball players.
- They both played college around farmland.
- Adam CRIED on the court! Larry was never secure enough to do that! Adam is BETTER than Bird!
Look, the Bucks have been considering this for a while. Our local “Draft the Stash” campaign did the slow burn over 3 years, but has recently doubled in size from 2 Bucks employees to 4. You can’t buy that kind of publicity.
We believe that Adam, combined with Richard Jefferson, Ray Allen, and Glen Robinson, the Bucks are headed to the finals in 2010!
Also, we don’t think the Lakers will mind.
And really
Ammo was hurt his 2nd season, all of it, so in his 2nd full season he won a title.
JUST. LIKE. LARRY. BIRD.
I haven't figured out the HOW of it all
But I blame Nate for Ammo not being as big of a success as I know he can be.
with the #10 picks, LurkeyHere selects...Lurkey, you still around!?!??!?! hahahah
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Bucs – Timmay! selects AM aka The Stash
10. Raptors – LurkeyHere
11. Nets – Jksnakes
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Pistons – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
and you sure as heck don't want anyone else picking for you cause you know what will happen then.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm....
I’ll trade you the #12 for your pick and your list. how about it?
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand why the Warriors traded the #7 pick for the #11 and moved two bad players
Sean Williams could be good but he is truly an idiot so he won’t ever be good. What was the rationale?
Lurkey is bumped indefinitely and will be banned from JD if he doesn't return in 2 hours...Snakes in on the Clock at 11
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Bucs – Timmay! selects AM aka The Stash
10. Raptors – LurkeyHere
11. Nets – Jksnakes
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Raptors – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
best pick so far other than Maya Moore...no offense to Sophia again
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
ah man.
he almost fell to me at #12. i couldn’t think of a good trade. luckily, I have a backup plan.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
don't hate on him
are you going to make fun of the autistic kid as well?
speaking of, who’s taking him?
with the #12th pick, DrivetheLane selects....
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Bucs – Timmay! selects AM aka The Stash
10. Raptors – LurkeyHere
11. Nets – Jksnakes selects Aaron Shutway!!!
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Raptors – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
92...you got pick #16, chalup king, you got pick #17
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I pick
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think I know the rules
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wait....isn't that self contridictory?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I love L*ker domination.
so I’ve decided to draft the man who posterized the man that is, perhaps, the greatest L*ker ever.
with the #13 pick...myemic23 selects....
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Bucs – Timmay! selects AM aka The Stash
10. Raptors – LurkeyHere
11. Nets – Jksnakes selects Aaron Shutway!!!
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane selects Ernest
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Raptors – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Draft Order - Please read carefully 92;)
1. Clippers – Maya Moore by BRP
2. Memphis – Sophia by Chris Wallace aka AGenty Kenny Smith aka -Ken
3. OKC – Mercury traded for Steve Black and Travis by Super GM Morty
4. Sactown Royalty – selects Q. Brugato !!!! sactown rejoices!!
5. Wizards…Selects Tyler Hansborough by TiH
6. Timberwolves – selects Candace Parker by Quik Baller (stephen A just puked)
7. Warriorrrrs – Norkstroll selects Ricky Ruby’s bff, Brandon Jennings!!!
8. Knicks – Isiah Thomas….MSG goes crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Bucs – Timmay! selects AM aka The Stash
10. Raptors – LurkeyHere
11. Nets – Jksnakes selects Aaron Shutway!!!
12. Bobcats – DriveTheLane selects Ernest
13. Pacers – myemic23
14. Suns – tingeyga
15. Raptors – Roybot (i’m assuming a Cloudy or S4E pick here)
16. Bulls – 92wastheyear
17. 76ers – GOR
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I drafted Slam Dunk Ernest.
so whatever that entails. If I had drafted Jail Ernest he could have had lightening shoot out of his fingers.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man...talk about curling up in a fetal position....
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
that's classic.
the ironic thing is his catchphrase actually caught on too.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i think my favorite part is when
he says “Reggie Miller looking good.”
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the long two that he said was a 3
I wanna know what the hell happened. He was reading off of a prompter poorly; was the script written into the prompter incorrectly? He was flumoxed by not having the right words and not sure how to cover as well.
His backup script should be the paper in front of him. Why didn’t he go to that?
That was funny, but made me curious to know what went wrong.
i'd imagine that was his first attempt at sportscasting.
but that was a well earned 15 minutes of fame if you ask me. “later he gets the rebound and passes it to the man!”
by DrivetheLane on Jun 23, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That looked like a college show with a decent budget
As a dude who ran some of those shows myself, he woulda’ practiced and before that auditioned for it. I wouldn’t think it was his first time trying it… maybe first day on the job, of course.
That was funny. I bet the script got all gunked up in the prompter and he never had to go to his paper script before and was just in shock. Because of an incident out of my control I never did/was allowed live shows, which was fine with me because they are annoying.
On one of the interview shows I produced, either the host or the guest would just not know what to say and be silent for a minute or so. That’s when I was glad it wasn’t live.
can someone else take over as commish? or just move this draft along...
whoever is new, go ahead and assign yourself from 18 on….
see you guys in a bit…gotta jump into a meeting
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I select this guy
I plan on digging a little hole right in front of the basket where he can burrow and stuff. With him on the court, all these girls that have been selected will be too grossed out to cross halfcourt…
RUDY > MJ
Star mole
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Ken Berger of CBSSports.com, Kevin Pritchard again has the Blazers in the middle of several discussions ahead of Thursday’s draft. The Blazers are “extremely active” in seeking a trade that will land them a pick between 8 and 14. They currently own the 24th selection.
You are up
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 23, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
With the #14 pick I select David and Elgin's Crew from the smash megablockbuster hit You Got Served
Yes, the whole crew
Strengths:
- The will be able to defeat any other teams dance squad in a battle
- There are like 7 of them
- They are quadruple threats: they can dance, sing, act AND ball
- They wield the greatest trash talk line of all time: “Tonight, you suckers got served!!!”
- A bunch of little guys running around and jacking threes will be perfect for the Suns’ system
- They know how to stick it to punks from Orange County
Weaknesses:
- None
