The actual lyrics here.
Can someone post the Rudylution picture in the comments? First one to do so wins a Bedgie.

It's not quite as bad as it sounds!

You will not be able to double team, brother.

You will not be able to let the defense cave in, and cop out.

You will not be able to lose yourself on the pick and roll,

Skip out for beer during commercials, (There is no "'f' in Artest"...)

Because the Rudylution will not be traded.

The Rudylution will not be traded.

This will not be like your Xbox 360 2k9

In brilliant HD color and surround sound

The Rudylution will not show you pictures of K*be

blowing a ********  *********  **** with ****   *********    

******** also *** ********* without  ********   ********

and **** **  like a ********** making ****** using  **********

The Rudylution will not be traded.

The Rudylution will not be brought to you by Marca

Tiger Woods, Natalie Portman, or Spongebob.

The Rudylution has sex appeal.

The Rudylution is actually fice pounds thinner

than he looks because he's on television, brother.

Pictures of you scoring 5 points in 3 seconds.

Pushing the lead to 20, and giving us all chalupas.

Or sliding in for the backdoor dunk on a sick cut,

and a brilliant pass by Sergio.

ESPN wasn't able to predict this right

Or figure that the Blazers would get 54 wins

The Rudylution will not be traded.

the Rudylution will not be traded.

the Rudylution will not be traded.

the Rudylution will not be traded.