Why do "junk drawers" have topics?

In all seriousness, these things should be random, off-topic threads about anything and everything. Whatever sparks somebody's mind ought to be up for discussion at Blazer's Edge—regardless of the topic at hand.

So, with that noted, I want y'all to write about whatever the heck grabs your fancy—no matter whether or not others are interested in it.

All right, folks, let's do it to it!