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6-12 Junk Drawer: Make a Song Edition (4U92!)

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92wasthe year is famous. The world's tiniest junk--what an honor. But he also is a talented song-writer (quite under appreciated I might add).

I'm sure a lot of folks around BE feel the same way. You are an amazing songwriter. Today's junk drawer is the place to let it all out. About the blazers, another poster, your girlfriend, your wanna-be-boyfriend (most likely me, Rudy, or Nic).....you know.... whatever.

 

To start, I'd like to re-post an ode I wrote to a while back. As most of you know, dear Mortimer is from P-Town (or nearby I presume), but he's currently exiled in L.A. I wrote him a song as an offering of my condolences.

 

To my dearest Mortihanna (song starts at 35 seconds if you want to follow along),

Portland had his heart
But now he’s worlds apart
He lives in Los Angeles
Down with the movie stars
Where sunglasses make things dark
You see lots of shiny cars
He’s not sure if he likes it there
cuz there ain’t no one share (his Blazer love)

ohhh yahhhhhh…..

When the sun shines, it’s real good weather
He tells himself he’ll live in LA forever
says he’ll always be a friend
Took a good job…I’ma stick it out till the end
But now that it’s raining more than ever
He hate LA like no other
But he still won’t use his umbrella
I’m from Portland and we don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

 

This pain brought to you because S4E was too lazy to post his own junk drawer. Thank blame him.

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Oh my god Becky, look at that dunk
it is so huge
it looked like one of those top 10 plays on sportscenter or something
they only talk to the dude because he got posterized so bad
i mean that dunk
was just so huge
i mean, it’s just nasty
look at that poor guy

I LIKE BIG DUNKS AND I CANT DENY
you other brothers can’t deny
and when B Roy drives in with Cheikh Samb under the hoop
you spring up!
wanna rewind that dvr
cause you know that dunk was huge

[someone finish this for me]

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well i screwed up on the first verse

i like big dunks and i (CAN NOT LIE)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's totally ruined.

It doesn’t even make sense now.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sub junk for dunk and this song becomes surprisingly

appropriate considering the thread we’re in.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT I DONT LIKE BIG JUNK

UNLESS ITS IN HER TRUNK

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm disapppointed

there isn’t a hidden message in the URL. You failed Prez :(

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i blame prez

still

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't see that coming.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was the lamest thing i have ever clicked on ever

why did i do that?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIP

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AIP?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^^answer in profile

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's lamer than a one legged gorilla

with syphillis

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did it too.

I’m filled with regret.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i was talking to this girl today

and she was going on and on and on and on and on (for like an hour) and eventually, she told me “A Smart Fish Knows what’s in the sea”.

what does she mean?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i did a "i'm feeling lucky google" on it

and got <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.healthobservatory.org%2Flibrary.cfm%3Frefid%3D102205&ei=OxYySsieNpS6tAPcjOTDBg&rct=j&q=%E2%80%9CA+Smart+Fish+Knows+what%E2%80%99s+in+the+sea%E2%80%9D.&usg=AFQjCNFnKwQFcXzqee4hbHKangDUK3R6Og&sig2=nObolhzir9XE3qtAJgZpLw" target="new">this.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never mind.

epic fail. anyway, i got nothing. i’m guessing it has something to do with you being a fish and getting reeled in by her though.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just delete it MOD

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's abusing power.

the only i thing i abuse is…..well….your ankles with my crossover.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only i thing i abuse is…..well….

that could have gone in so many different directions. even with the “ankles” portion

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should I really?

Is abuse just a bad word in general? Maybe I should eliminate it from the vocab.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Roy abused Kobe in the 4th quarter in the 2nd Blazers Lakers game at the RG

you do not “abuse” female BEdgers in any way shape or form.

just sayin’

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

de nada

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portugese?

I need to learn that! Any recommendations? I’m working through some CDs and translating capoeira songs, but any recommendations would be helpful.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope that's just regular old Spanish

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was the word

it was the joke. LAME

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry. I deserve banishment and punishment

slay me now.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

muahahhahahahahha

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRP....pshh bee ARRR shmeee

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm at a point of being embarrass for Prez

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm at the point of being embarassed for BRP for being embarassed of other people

he’s like a junior high girl…way too sensitive.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh snap.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only because they were always hitting on me

apparently you never had that experience.

broyihadnogirlsinmyposse

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"were" as in last week?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

were as in since the day i was born

teenagers, moms, grandmas, they all lub me

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

talk about class

Gasol tries dunking it with 3 seconds left and a 5 point lead.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not in the NBA Finals

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it ain't classy, it ain't classy.

Doesn’t matter what game it is, you know?

by Timmay! on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but but but but

the Lakers define anti-classy (especially the fans)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when Batum shot a three at the end of a game

when the Blazers detroyed the other team? I was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahahh i remember that

all of blazers edge exploded in cacophony

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what game was it?

I remember Steve Blake went over to him after he did and said something. I think KP did too.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did bump into

this comment….by Timmay…which is cool. he must have learned.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was the 12.16 Kings game.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how would you know that? hahahah

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a pretty good memory.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 12, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was lame, but pietrus pushing him was lame as well

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was happy Pietrus shoved him

Gasol deserved it

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

cause he wanted to prevent a wide open Gasol showboat dunk?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the ball was in the hole before the push

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my eyes are deceiving me

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In my opinion, what Mickael Pietrus did to Pau Gasol was more egrigious than ...

what Trevor Ariza did to Rudy Fernandez. I mean it, too, since somebody’s intent to injure another person matters in these cases.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pietrus just gave a small shove.

It wasn’t like OH MY GOODNESS DID HE JUST DO THAT.

i thought it was cheap, but it wasn’t like he put gasol on a stretcher.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was definitely cheap

It looked more like he was sending a message for the dunk, but it also looked like some frustration being let out.

Though had Gasol lost his grip on the rim, that could have been a nasty fall.

(Thanks CD for posting the clip, I hadn’t seen it yet.)

by Timmay! on Jun 12, 2009 2:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think both plays deserve a flagrant 1

the context makes me want to be more lenient with Pietrus though. One is a hotly contested NBA finals game and the other was a 30 point blowout.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 12, 2009 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think that's a big deal

it finishes the game off and if Pietrus hadn’t fouled Gasol the game would have been over. I have a feeling someone would have rushed over to Gasol to foul him if he tried to dribble out the clock.

more importantly, I don’t see it as scoring needlessly. A 5 point game is sill in the realm of freakish, but not totally impossible come back win especially if a player doesn’t know exactly how much time is left on the clock.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 12, 2009 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's not a big deal at all that Pau Gasol went for the flush to finish off the game.

Also, any Portland fan who supports Mickael Pietrus for his cheap shot on Gasol is a homer.

On another note, I bet that Rudy Fernandez agrees with me that it was a cheap shot by Pietrus.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I compared it to the Ariza foul and laker fans said that one was legit

but this one was bad. because the game was out of hand..

sigh
morons

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I’m not going to repost my nerd rap, but for those who missed the final edit.

Ctrl…..F10….Alt………Tab…..Shft….…Delete
can’t you type a little faster – and keep the beat
I gotta say what you’re doing – is entirely tragic
Oh just give me that keyboard – and I’ll show you some magic

Night to Queen-4….will be my next move
Don’t expose your king – oops too late he’s nude
The chess has been great – and so very nice to beat ya
No I’m not a nerd – but I do have all your pieces

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 1:53 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

/head explodes

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was good therapy for me – to keep mine from exploding.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else get the impression

Magic likes LeBron way better than he likes Kobe?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone else got the impression

anyone and everyone other than a select few laker homers like LeBron better than Kobe

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have assumed that Magic likes Kobe

since he’s a laker

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

magic was a cool laker though

kobe is an egotistical laker.

there’s a difference. just because I’m a blazer fan doesn’t mean i like JR Rider.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and "cool" lakers exist?

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahh +1

i had a magic johnson jersey in grade school…i always got made fun of for wearing a lakers jersey. I liked magic though.

I also had a shawn kemp jersey….dang I was cool back then.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hersey hawkins was my favorite player back in the day

I even named my (female) cat after him when I was like 6. The cat is still alive today lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i loved hersey hawkins

hersey hawkins, mark and brent price, and avery johnson were all really cool guys i thought were under rated.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't you like, 19?

How was Hersey Hawkins your favorite player? It’s a neat and random choice though.

M.

by Mortimer on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was young and stupid

I’ve been a huge fan of sports since I was the ripe old age of 3.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, thats it....

turn in your fan card. Wearing a L*kers jersey is an automatic 1 week suspension. Repeat offenses will likely lead to termination…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If LeBron ever learns how to dribble – look out.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Kobe is a choker

I’d be pissed if I had to pay Kobe for being such a whinny, choker.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t give up the fourth one yet! he still has a chance to choke it away!

I actually don’t think that Magic dislikes Kobe at all; he just prefers LeBrons overall game and unselfish attitude because he reminds him of his own game if he had also been a cybernetic-enhanced genetically-created super-athlete.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wont

the magic cant finish when they have to.. they are like a team of Kobes

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop ruining the dream!!!! ;)

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t give up the fourth one yet! he still has a chance to choke it away!

I actually don’t think that Magic dislikes Kobe at all; he just prefers LeBrons overall game and unselfish attitude because he reminds him of his own game if he had also been a cybernetic-enhanced genetically-created super-athlete.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend and I wrote a song about Rudy during the season

It is to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home (also The Ants Go Marching One By One), but really we ripped it off from Liverpool FC’s Fernando Torres song. We thought it would be awesome to get the entire Rose Garden singing a song to Rudy, who has already said that he feels like a “football star” here in Portland. We taught it to a bunch of our friends and now we like to sing it while drunk and/or while watching the Blazers (especially after Rudy drains a three).

Song:

The M-V-P of Euroleague, Rudy, Rudy,
He’ll spot right up and drain the three, Rudy, Rudy,
We brought the lad from sunny Spain,
He gets the ball and scores again,
Rudy Fernandez, Portland’s Number Five!

by ostateblazer on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

love it. i can hear it.....

Ru-Deeeee, Ru-Deeeee

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah totally

And if there was any arena in the NBA that would start singing songs to their players, it’s the Rose Garden

by ostateblazer on Jun 12, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really don't dislike derek fisher

i am honestly surprised

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stop making comments about that stupid game!

it still hurts.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate him more thank Kobe

Kobe just cheated on his wife and made a backdoor cut when he was only authorized for dribble penetration. Fisher exploited his little girl’s illness to get out of Utah and join LA. Kobe was just stupid, Fisher was despicable.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tee hee
made a backdoor cut when he was only authorized for dribble penetration

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that a joke Tom?

about Fisher I mean. Cause I think you’re way off base about Fisher. That was a legit reason to leave Utah and I don’t think he “exploited” his daughter at all. There were like 2 institutions that specialized in her sort of illness and one was in LA if I remember correctly. I thought it was a class move by Utah and Fisher did the right thing.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya know

i was happy he did that for his daughter, but the way he went about it.. was kinda.. ummm…

i dont know.. lets just say i think he used the situation to his advantage.. just my opinion

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well maybe I don't

remember everything quite right but I don’t remember anything that wasn’t above board. Feel free to refresh my memory, I’m more than willing to admit I’m wrong or misinformed. I’m pliable like that. Ok, mostly I’m a pushover, but whatever.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think.. if i recall correctly

he went to utah and they drafted deron.. which made him a backup. he wasnt happy there. then when his daughter got sick, he decided he needed to get her help. Normally I would assume his wife, family would go and he would take time off. Instead, he got released from Utah, kept the money, and went back to LA where he could start.
I know it was for a good reason, but I could definately see a secondary objective

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he did try that at first… I remember him missing some playoff games a couple years ago because she was getting treatment

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't remember the part about the money.

that is sorta dubious i guess, although nba contracts are guaranteed so he’s not obligated to pay it back, but it would have been the classy move. but I think it’s only an exploitative move if his #1 priority wasn’t his daughter, and I would find that very hard to believe. I’m sure the role on the team was at the back of his mind though. I do see how his move could be interpreted as somewhat selfish and/or devious.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

debilitating illnesses can be so convenient some times

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no

im not bagging on him in any way.. i think it was great he got help for his daughter

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I know… I think it just seems fishy because he went to LA… and we all hate LA…

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

fishy

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and that he went from a backup to a starter spot

and he wasnt happy there…
i mean I am sure 95% of it was good intentioned.. i just see that 5% as well

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s exactly what the propaganda machine wanted you to think!!!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He chose a doctor in New York

He could have just stayed in Utah or moved to any team east of the Mississippi, instead he moved farther away. He exploited his child’s illness to go to LA.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats I how I remember it too....

He got released because he wanted to go to a city where his daughter could get treatment. Supposedly no specialists in LA for fishies daughter…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 12, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He wanted to closer to the doctor. He can’t say it’s because of the airlines either because SLC is a Delta hub.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't realize he chose a doctor in NY.

thought he chose one in LA. If the NY thing is true then that does kind of change my mind a little.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah.. i mean sure there are lots of good reasons to come back to LA

friends, support all that.. but if he was starting i bet he woulda stayed

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright everyone, I got to get some sleep

i chugged my gatorade, so hopefully i will feel good in the morning.

GOOD NIGHT BEDGE

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

adios

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

peace homey

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rn is ok i guess

mistaking it just for an “n” probably would have been the most awkward.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, just can't sleep

wait, i am not roybot
sorry

by cornplant on Jun 12, 2009 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh, it goes for anyone

i just thought roybot was the only one still awake

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

watup cpt

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can confirm she's not sleeping

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

I thought it would be funny to not answer. But I have to admit, it’s weird that you knew that.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how's it weird when we're next to each other?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHHHHHH

keep that on the DL.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, that'd be weird

Can you imagine her signing checks at the store?

Mrs. Roybot Posse.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've written....two checks in my life.

On the other hand, I have 4 debit cards and 2 credit cards.

It’s a different world these days.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom is logged in but he's not commenting right now...

it scares me having old men watching me from a distance.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 2:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so is Broyposse talking about himself or you?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 12, 2009 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahha that is wonderfully misleading, isn't it

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see you've babysat Claire long enough to pick up some of her lingo

don’t worry, a few more years hanging out with cool people like us and you’ll be….well….almost cool.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i also picked up Roybot's lingo:

lame

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lame.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's right.

Prez=lame

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to tell you the truth, that's an insult to one-legged people everywhere

Prez, unworthy.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of one legged people

watched Men of Honor last night with Cuba Gooding and Robert DeNiro…not a half bad movie.

I liked the ending.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn’t you also say that he was gay?

Does that mean you are saying Prez=lame & Prez=gay?

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't stray....i'm straight....enough

oh say say say oh say say say

waaaaaait….they don’t love you like i love you………..
waaaaait…..they don’t love you like i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

amazing drumming

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCRUBS!!!!!!!

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the best, no doubt.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're the only man who's ever been inside of meeeeeeeeeee

(I just took out his appendix…)

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arrrg....a comment got deleted.......Sabonis4Ever said what the heck stalker?!?

and I said….nah, I just checked Tom’s profile (anyone can do this—it tells you date of last login)

just in case…well…anyone was worried I’m stalking Tom.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interstate Hate song

Hating on a Thursday after noon
For what I read on LA Times,
His lies.
Feelin like its down to just five games
So do you cringe or want to die?
Deny!

Hatin’ on that southern vain
Only yesterday he lied,
Promises of matri im money
Only watched the dollar signs
Of all of these cards he plays adultery

Seething is the smartest thing to do
 with all Ive said and
All that l*ker blue
He lied – good bye

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Jun 12, 2009 6:20 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

i love this song

STP is the best band with only 3 members playing an instrument….i saw them live a few times and they have such a full sound for only 3 members playing an instrument. sometime i see a 4th guitarist but just with SW as the front, a guitarist, a bass player, and drums…sooo impressive

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should check out

Playing Enemy for an amazing 3piece

Hella is an amazing 2 and sometimes 3 piece

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i need to check them out...i'll do it this afternoon

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Local boys ARZ are an amazing two-piece

Guitar and drums, and they sound big and full. Amazing what gadgetry and chops can do for a couple of good musicians. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can only conclude this song edition

is just a warm-up for the long-overdue Poetry contest

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Jun 12, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't do better than what I already did once

So I’ll just link it.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I remember that post.

I replied to you up above but some chains have vanished from this post. Should say, tried to reply, after hitting post my computer would work forever. Then a refresh showed history had been rewritten.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh why not, I’ll try again –

In further response to saying you blew it, tried to follow with this.
“Not really, it depends if you liked her.
without the context of that hour, it’s a little hard to tell. She was either telling you she’s intelligent, or she’s fishing, i.e. coming from the phrase "there’s a lot of fish in the sea", usually used by someone who just left a relationship or was turned away by someone they were interested in.
My ubiquitous worldly wisdom tells me this, no girl talks to a guy for an hour if she isn’t interested. Either that, or your best friend is really good looking and she’s waiting for him to show up.”

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

plus I missed it the first time

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks!

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s really lonely when you make a comment

and then notice the other last comments were 2 or more hours ago.
Goodnight idol. goodnight prez, goodnight tih (I know you’re there), gnight mag, gnight brotoy, gnight cloudy, gnight ak1984, gnight timmay, aw shucks, gnight everybody.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so is anyone else planning on watching

game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals tonight? Or am I alone in my anticipation? Should be a great game.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm busy

But the series has been pretty exciting. Tonight should be special.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First of all

Prez…thanks for the kind words (btw where did you say I had to leave the money you requested?). Anyway I want want to contribute a song to this fantastic thread, but since I am at work I think I will repost my latest effort. It is about KP and his draft prowess but be warned though….it is risky. If the other GMs in league see this, they may decide to not deal with KP. One last thing….I think that the next time I do a JD I will probably throw up a Greatest Hits compilation. Anyway …this is a take on the classic Elton John song The B*tch is Back! If you want to see the original (or any number of live versions) just look it up on You Tube. Ok …. a one-a and a two-a

The Pritch is Back!

He was pushing for Paul in o-five
But he was told "no", we don’t trust your eye
But times were changing, he did the o-seven draft
Now anyone who messes with the Pritch gets slapped

Do research on a friday thats alright
Talkin on cell phone all saturday night
Pritch is the best of all in late June
He get’s high in the evening takin’ picks off you
Whoo hoo hoo

He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo

He’s in the know by picking brains
Boost their stock by dropping names
He dont like those. My god, whats that?
Oh he full of misdirection when the Pritch gets back

He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions   4 recs

nice

someone record that… I was actually thinking about revamping Buckcherry’s hit into “Crazy Pritch” but wondered how it would go over w/ the MoM’s.

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Jun 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the first verse the best

when I was doing it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is everyone's plans for the weekend?

I’m going to Eugene to celebrate a friend’s graduation, then hitting a campsite tomorrow night.

So, there will be a bit of drinking tonight, some hiking and kayaking tomorrow and Sunday, and filling the down time with music. Hopefully the weather holds.

Any good recommendations on camping by Corvallis or Eugene?

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I know what everyone is up to on Fri morning.

Working… how boring.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its great up there...

But I got my car broken into while swimming down the hill. Likely a bunch of amateur hooligans, because they threw a rock threw the window, then opened the door which set off the alarm. But rather than grabbing everything in sight, they ran like sissys, leaving lots of valuable stuff sitting on the seat right in front of them(including a purse full of money and credit cards). I don’t think its a regular thing up there, but something to watch for. Otherwise, its a great area, especially if you have a boat…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jun 12, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want a boat...

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting as far away from cell phone reception and internet as I can

cause all work and no play makes me a dull boy

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a response that is appropriate for this JD

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I am going to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race it where I like

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need to Blazer that up

But that being said…….I thought that was the stupidest si=ong in the world when it first came out….now I like it alot. Queen Rules!!! (see what I did there?)

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if you're going to be racing that much

Your legs better be sore on Monday

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They probably will be

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you done Cycle Oregon before?

Heard it’s really fun, I want to try it one year.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

it is supposed to be fun but it is not a bike race

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, just a great ride.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

It is really expensive. I would have to spend more than I currently spend on an entire year of race entry fees to do that ride.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

corvallis is a good campsite

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, there isn't much there

Poor beavers

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what are you really doing there??? picking up u-grads or p-grads?

delta delta delta

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea

My friend is graduating tonight, then he’s leading the charge. But I’m not opposed to meeting some women…

What are you up to this weekend?

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

going out late tonight for some drinks downtown...maybe Masu or Bar 15

my sis from cali coming sat…

sunday i’m gonna find some playground to break people’s ankles then take the kids to UP, then get on a long phone call with Sophia so i can give her more advice on dating

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You go out much?

Not that I would’ve recognized you before we played ball, but I was at Bar 15 the other weekend.

And why are you headed to my alma mater?

And you’re going to help Sophia more? I thought it was a lost cause when she claimed her biggest issue was being “irrational.” How can you fix that?

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, definitely not...

i use to go out tue-sunday…but now, with juniors running around, my wife and i go out about twice/three times a month. i’m out tonight since a few friends from SF in town for visit/bizness…

are you out tonight? lets hook up for a drank.

you went to UofP? hahaha, i guest teach a couple classes there for Jurinski and some other profs on Entrepreneurship / Leadership / Sustainability…i’m a alumni…finished undergrad there probably 3/4 years before your time…i’m bff with the old President, Father Tyson….i’m not that close where he puts his hands on my shoulder by any means…

btw, i meant the movie UP…

i also help Sophia…she’s my bff…no women is a lost cause for the lub doctor…it’s just that her cause is more studio than an independent film.

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd meet, but I'm out of town.

Next time you’re thinking of heading out, let me know. I usually go out once a weekend.

Ah, a fellow Pilot. Good stuff. So if you’re teaching classes on Entrepreneurship, you must have some experience. What do you do for work? I got my engineering degree in ‘06 and haven’t looked back since… well, except to see the remodeled engineering building that’s making me all jealous :(

Good call on the movie though… funny how I misinterpreted your comment and it still worked out.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey no hating on my sisters sorority

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who's hatin? more like lubin'

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats true

i lub them too

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

work, then basketball, then movies

then sleep :)

best.weekend.ever

s

The Princess of Blazersedge

by BlazerFan1 on Jun 12, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds pretty good

Playing ball? Or watching the horror that is the finals?

After what happened last night, I can’t watch the rest of the series. Kobe’s fans will go crazy and claim he’s one of the greatest ever, and all that I’m seeing is the Magic choke away close games… sigh.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're coming down too late for the good parties.

Everyone is now trying to sober up to be presentable to their families during their graduation ceremonies. I’m going to be using this weekend to give my liver some time to recover from this week.

by chalupa king on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol sober

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beach

And maybe a food and wine festival

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And...

I’m jealous. Especially since the beaches there are better than here.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty good. Seems like an awesome place to be.

And yes, it makes me jealous… jerk :(

(And Quik walks away with head hanging low…)

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha

If you were here, I’d invite you too. My wife works there and we get to go when they don’t sell out enough tables. They have to make to look full to impress folks.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they give out free rooms when they don't sell enough?

I’ll fly over and disguise myself as a part of the “Tom” family.

Unless they need the room, I’ll only stay a few months.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my wife only gets half off

That’s still more than a hotel in Waikiki.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

My wife called and said we’re going to this at 6. The cigar guy at the end cusses more than any other person in the world. I can’t wait to see him again.

by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[BRP:] Hey mod, how we doin’ man
[PREZ:] All right.
[BRP:] It’s been a while man, life’s so rad!
This team is my favorite man, don’t ya love ‘em
[PREZ:] Yeah.
[BRP:] Aw man, you want a beer?
[PREZ:] No
[BRP:] Aw man, this is the best. I’m so glad we’re all back together and stuff.
This is great, man.
[PREZ:] Yeah.
[BRP:] Hey, did you know about Claire’s party after the show?
[PREZ:] No, wasn’t invited.
[BRP:] Aw man, it’s gonna be the best, I’m so stoked! Take it easy bra’.

I’m me
BRP
oh dang
I am
I can
Junk and
Hear me
Lub me

If you want to destroy my fanpost
Delete my thread as I walk away

[Cloudy] Hey, what’s up
[Prez] Not much…lonely
[Cloudy] Did you hear about the party
[Prez] Yeah.
[Cloudy] Um, I think I’m gonna go but, um, my friends don’t really wanna go. Could I get a ride?
[Prez] uh, not invited and don’t have a car…
[Cloudy] Aw man, that sucks…later!!!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey wait a minute...i have a ride!

It’s just a monta ellis mobile

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take it easy bra’.

does being called a bra count as an ad hominem?

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what song is this?

and lol prez isn’t invited!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Undone (the sweater song) by Weezer.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you serious?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg

watch it…classic

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm cut.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahah

I’d forgotten I posted this @ 3rd quarter collapse two months ago.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and it was mocked by both of their readers

you should remind them

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone elso love Bobby Medina as much as I do?

Cold coolin at a bar, and I’m lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can’t get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I’m lookin def, yo, what’s up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I’m the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Bob Medina

Funky Bob Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls’ll come real quick
It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she’ll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Bob Medina

You know what I’m sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh’s
They won’t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Bob Medina
She said, I’d like a drink, I said, Ehm – ok, I’ll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Bob Medina

You know, ain’t no plans with a man
This is the 80’s, and I’m down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on The Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I’m thinkin soon what I’ll be gettin
Instead she started talkin ‘bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I’ll be seein ya
That’s why I found you don’t play around with the Funky Bob Medina

Ya know what I’m sayin
That Medina’s a monster, y’all

Funky Bob Medina

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Damon Does

Just look at that face

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha "that tickles bobbY"

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

claire is soooo gonna kill you...stalker!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe in violence.

So he lives, for now.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*phew*

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh heck no.

Lets not start this up.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cloudy hasn't even said anything yet.

i’ve been waiting ever since Prez posted that for cloudy to say something.

8-0 now. that’s impressive, by the way.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason everyone thinks that me and cloudy have a "thing".

8-0? Are you keeping track of how many times I win arguments?

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh..no

i don’t keep track of how many arguments you “win”. 8-0 is Boston’s record against NYY now. 8-0 or 7-0. In any case, they’re undefeated.

i don’t you and cloudy have a “thing”, which is why i think it’s funny when he posts stuff about you. I was just waiting for the laugh, not trying to imply anything one way or another.

by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I get it.

Yeah 8-0!!!!! GO BOSTON!!!!!(red sox not celtics people, no need to worry)
Although, I was worried a bit last night. Thank god we had the typical red sox rally late in the game.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Jun 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol claire in denial

IM KIDDING

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im on timeout from claire

she has a dirty mind

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/resisting temptation

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a reverse alien probe

too far?

probably

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

insert Tim Donaghy

joke as you see fit.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cant believe he got beat up in jail

sucks to be him i guess

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would be suprised if he did not

I read this article on the state of prisoner-prisoner abuse in America

and it is basically black dudes beating up (best case scenario) white dudes.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jun 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are worst things than getting beat up

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did prez tell you that?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't just tell him, i showed him first hand.

a quick game of one on one and you know. you know.

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, yeah...... beatings are never mutal

there is one giver of punishment and pain (me) and one receiver who goes home crying to mamma (BRP)

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One step too far, prez.

One step too far.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry about whoopin' on ya' lubber

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the part about

“Mike” Jagger

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

think Mark Eaton would make a come back?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

BLAM

by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse

by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez...not Oster-scrub

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was my thought.

Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!

by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually had that thought this am

If somehow Joel gets traded away this summer due to some humongous KP blockbuster, this might not be a bad signing. I bet he could be obtained on the cheap.

by antediluvian on Jun 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much apologies to Otis Redding.

Getting’ here before the sun
I’ll still be sittin’ when the evening comes
I’m sure puttin’ the hours in
But what keeps me comin’ back again?

Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)

I left my home this mornin’
Thinkin’ I would make some hay
But as soon as the coffee was warmin’
I just frittered the time away

Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)

Looks like nothings gonna change
Gotta go and discuss the game
I can’t do the work they pay me to do
I guess I’m gonna propose a tra-ee-ade

Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   3 recs

+92

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs