6-12 Junk Drawer: Make a Song Edition (4U92!)
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 1:33 AM PDT
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92wasthe year is famous. The world's tiniest junk--what an honor. But he also is a talented song-writer (quite under appreciated I might add).
I'm sure a lot of folks around BE feel the same way. You are an amazing songwriter. Today's junk drawer is the place to let it all out. About the blazers, another poster, your girlfriend, your wanna-be-boyfriend (most likely me, Rudy, or Nic).....you know.... whatever.
To start, I'd like to re-post an ode I wrote to a while back. As most of you know, dear Mortimer is from P-Town (or nearby I presume), but he's currently exiled in L.A. I wrote him a song as an offering of my condolences.
To my dearest Mortihanna (song starts at 35 seconds if you want to follow along),
Portland had his heart
But now he’s worlds apart
He lives in Los Angeles
Down with the movie stars
Where sunglasses make things dark
You see lots of shiny cars
He’s not sure if he likes it there
cuz there ain’t no one share (his Blazer love)
ohhh yahhhhhh…..
When the sun shines, it’s real good weather
He tells himself he’ll live in LA forever
says he’ll always be a friend
Took a good job…I’ma stick it out till the end
But now that it’s raining more than ever
He hate LA like no other
But he still won’t use his umbrella
I’m from Portland and we don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Don’t use no umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
This pain brought to you because S4E was too lazy to post his own junk drawer. Thank blame him.
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Oh my god Becky, look at that dunk
it is so huge
it looked like one of those top 10 plays on sportscenter or something
they only talk to the dude because he got posterized so bad
i mean that dunk
was just so huge
i mean, it’s just nasty
look at that poor guy
I LIKE BIG DUNKS AND I CANT DENY
you other brothers can’t deny
and when B Roy drives in with Cheikh Samb under the hoop
you spring up!
wanna rewind that dvr
cause you know that dunk was huge
[someone finish this for me]
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
well i screwed up on the first verse
i like big dunks and i (CAN NOT LIE)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
nope
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
sub junk for dunk and this song becomes surprisingly
appropriate considering the thread we’re in.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
BUT I DONT LIKE BIG JUNK
UNLESS ITS IN HER TRUNK
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
I'm disapppointed
there isn’t a hidden message in the URL. You failed Prez :(
Certified blazer.fangirl
i blame prez
still
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
i prefer to hide things in my profile these days....it's a lot more...well....hidden.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
that was the lamest thing i have ever clicked on ever
why did i do that?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
AIP?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
that's lamer than a one legged gorilla
with syphillis
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
so i was talking to this girl today
and she was going on and on and on and on and on (for like an hour) and eventually, she told me “A Smart Fish Knows what’s in the sea”.
what does she mean?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
i did a "i'm feeling lucky google" on it
and got <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.healthobservatory.org%2Flibrary.cfm%3Frefid%3D102205&ei=OxYySsieNpS6tAPcjOTDBg&rct=j&q=%E2%80%9CA+Smart+Fish+Knows+what%E2%80%99s+in+the+sea%E2%80%9D.&usg=AFQjCNFnKwQFcXzqee4hbHKangDUK3R6Og&sig2=nObolhzir9XE3qtAJgZpLw" target="new">this.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
never mind.
epic fail. anyway, i got nothing. i’m guessing it has something to do with you being a fish and getting reeled in by her though.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
that's abusing power.
the only i thing i abuse is…..well….your ankles with my crossover.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
should I really?
Is abuse just a bad word in general? Maybe I should eliminate it from the vocab.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
Brandon Roy abused Kobe in the 4th quarter in the 2nd Blazers Lakers game at the RG
you do not “abuse” female BEdgers in any way shape or form.
just sayin’
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
de nada
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Portugese?
I need to learn that! Any recommendations? I’m working through some CDs and translating capoeira songs, but any recommendations would be helpful.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
nope that's just regular old Spanish
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
sorry. I deserve banishment and punishment
slay me now.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
muahahhahahahahha
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
BRP....pshh bee ARRR shmeee
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm at a point of being embarrass for Prez
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I'm at the point of being embarassed for BRP for being embarassed of other people
he’s like a junior high girl…way too sensitive.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't know what a junior high girl is like...but i guess you do, PrezofMiddleSchoolGirlsFTW
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
only because they were always hitting on me
apparently you never had that experience.
broyihadnogirlsinmyposse
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
were as in since the day i was born
teenagers, moms, grandmas, they all lub me
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
talk about class
Gasol tries dunking it with 3 seconds left and a 5 point lead.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
not in the NBA Finals
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
but but but but
the Lakers define anti-classy (especially the fans)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Remember when Batum shot a three at the end of a game
when the Blazers detroyed the other team? I was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Certified blazer.fangirl
ahahahh i remember that
all of blazers edge exploded in cacophony
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
what game was it?
I remember Steve Blake went over to him after he did and said something. I think KP did too.
Certified blazer.fangirl
i did bump into
this comment….by Timmay…which is cool. he must have learned.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
it was the 12.16 Kings game.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
how would you know that? hahahah
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a pretty good memory.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 12, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
it was lame, but pietrus pushing him was lame as well
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
I was happy Pietrus shoved him
Gasol deserved it
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
why?
cause he wanted to prevent a wide open Gasol showboat dunk?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
my eyes are deceiving me
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
In my opinion, what Mickael Pietrus did to Pau Gasol was more egrigious than ...
what Trevor Ariza did to Rudy Fernandez. I mean it, too, since somebody’s intent to injure another person matters in these cases.
idk
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Pietrus just gave a small shove.
It wasn’t like OH MY GOODNESS DID HE JUST DO THAT.
i thought it was cheap, but it wasn’t like he put gasol on a stretcher.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
It was definitely cheap
It looked more like he was sending a message for the dunk, but it also looked like some frustration being let out.
Though had Gasol lost his grip on the rim, that could have been a nasty fall.
(Thanks CD for posting the clip, I hadn’t seen it yet.)
I think both plays deserve a flagrant 1
the context makes me want to be more lenient with Pietrus though. One is a hotly contested NBA finals game and the other was a 30 point blowout.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I don't think that's a big deal
it finishes the game off and if Pietrus hadn’t fouled Gasol the game would have been over. I have a feeling someone would have rushed over to Gasol to foul him if he tried to dribble out the clock.
more importantly, I don’t see it as scoring needlessly. A 5 point game is sill in the realm of freakish, but not totally impossible come back win especially if a player doesn’t know exactly how much time is left on the clock.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yeah, it's not a big deal at all that Pau Gasol went for the flush to finish off the game.
Also, any Portland fan who supports Mickael Pietrus for his cheap shot on Gasol is a homer.
On another note, I bet that Rudy Fernandez agrees with me that it was a cheap shot by Pietrus.
I compared it to the Ariza foul and laker fans said that one was legit
but this one was bad. because the game was out of hand..
sigh
morons
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I’m not going to repost my nerd rap, but for those who missed the final edit.
Ctrl…..F10….Alt………Tab…..Shft….…Delete
can’t you type a little faster – and keep the beat
I gotta say what you’re doing – is entirely tragic
Oh just give me that keyboard – and I’ll show you some magic
Night to Queen-4….will be my next move
Don’t expose your king – oops too late he’s nude
The chess has been great – and so very nice to beat ya
No I’m not a nerd – but I do have all your pieces
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Jun 12, 2009 1:53 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
/head explodes
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
It was good therapy for me – to keep mine from exploding.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
anyone else get the impression
Magic likes LeBron way better than he likes Kobe?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
anyone else got the impression
anyone and everyone other than a select few laker homers like LeBron better than Kobe
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
I would have assumed that Magic likes Kobe
since he’s a laker
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
magic was a cool laker though
kobe is an egotistical laker.
there’s a difference. just because I’m a blazer fan doesn’t mean i like JR Rider.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
true
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
and "cool" lakers exist?
lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahh +1
i had a magic johnson jersey in grade school…i always got made fun of for wearing a lakers jersey. I liked magic though.
I also had a shawn kemp jersey….dang I was cool back then.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
hersey hawkins was my favorite player back in the day
I even named my (female) cat after him when I was like 6. The cat is still alive today lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
i loved hersey hawkins
hersey hawkins, mark and brent price, and avery johnson were all really cool guys i thought were under rated.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
Aren't you like, 19?
How was Hersey Hawkins your favorite player? It’s a neat and random choice though.
M.
I was young and stupid
I’ve been a huge fan of sports since I was the ripe old age of 3.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
ok, thats it....
turn in your fan card. Wearing a L*kers jersey is an automatic 1 week suspension. Repeat offenses will likely lead to termination…
RUDY > MJ
If LeBron ever learns how to dribble – look out.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
doesnt magic own part of the team or something
he hates kobe cuz he has to pay him?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and Kobe is a choker
I’d be pissed if I had to pay Kobe for being such a whinny, choker.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i hate him too but he did choke his way to 4 titles
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t give up the fourth one yet! he still has a chance to choke it away!
I actually don’t think that Magic dislikes Kobe at all; he just prefers LeBrons overall game and unselfish attitude because he reminds him of his own game if he had also been a cybernetic-enhanced genetically-created super-athlete.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
he wont
the magic cant finish when they have to.. they are like a team of Kobes
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t give up the fourth one yet! he still has a chance to choke it away!
I actually don’t think that Magic dislikes Kobe at all; he just prefers LeBrons overall game and unselfish attitude because he reminds him of his own game if he had also been a cybernetic-enhanced genetically-created super-athlete.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
My friend and I wrote a song about Rudy during the season
It is to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home (also The Ants Go Marching One By One), but really we ripped it off from Liverpool FC’s Fernando Torres song. We thought it would be awesome to get the entire Rose Garden singing a song to Rudy, who has already said that he feels like a “football star” here in Portland. We taught it to a bunch of our friends and now we like to sing it while drunk and/or while watching the Blazers (especially after Rudy drains a three).
Song:
The M-V-P of Euroleague, Rudy, Rudy,
He’ll spot right up and drain the three, Rudy, Rudy,
We brought the lad from sunny Spain,
He gets the ball and scores again,
Rudy Fernandez, Portland’s Number Five!
Yeah totally
And if there was any arena in the NBA that would start singing songs to their players, it’s the Rose Garden
by ostateblazer on Jun 12, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i really don't dislike derek fisher
i am honestly surprised
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
I hate him more thank Kobe
Kobe just cheated on his wife and made a backdoor cut when he was only authorized for dribble penetration. Fisher exploited his little girl’s illness to get out of Utah and join LA. Kobe was just stupid, Fisher was despicable.
by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
tee hee
made a backdoor cut when he was only authorized for dribble penetration
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a joke Tom?
about Fisher I mean. Cause I think you’re way off base about Fisher. That was a legit reason to leave Utah and I don’t think he “exploited” his daughter at all. There were like 2 institutions that specialized in her sort of illness and one was in LA if I remember correctly. I thought it was a class move by Utah and Fisher did the right thing.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
ya know
i was happy he did that for his daughter, but the way he went about it.. was kinda.. ummm…
i dont know.. lets just say i think he used the situation to his advantage.. just my opinion
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well maybe I don't
remember everything quite right but I don’t remember anything that wasn’t above board. Feel free to refresh my memory, I’m more than willing to admit I’m wrong or misinformed. I’m pliable like that. Ok, mostly I’m a pushover, but whatever.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think.. if i recall correctly
he went to utah and they drafted deron.. which made him a backup. he wasnt happy there. then when his daughter got sick, he decided he needed to get her help. Normally I would assume his wife, family would go and he would take time off. Instead, he got released from Utah, kept the money, and went back to LA where he could start.
I know it was for a good reason, but I could definately see a secondary objective
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he did try that at first… I remember him missing some playoff games a couple years ago because she was getting treatment
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't remember the part about the money.
that is sorta dubious i guess, although nba contracts are guaranteed so he’s not obligated to pay it back, but it would have been the classy move. but I think it’s only an exploitative move if his #1 priority wasn’t his daughter, and I would find that very hard to believe. I’m sure the role on the team was at the back of his mind though. I do see how his move could be interpreted as somewhat selfish and/or devious.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
debilitating illnesses can be so convenient some times
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
no no
im not bagging on him in any way.. i think it was great he got help for his daughter
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I know… I think it just seems fishy because he went to LA… and we all hate LA…
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and that he went from a backup to a starter spot
and he wasnt happy there…
i mean I am sure 95% of it was good intentioned.. i just see that 5% as well
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He chose a doctor in New York
He could have just stayed in Utah or moved to any team east of the Mississippi, instead he moved farther away. He exploited his child’s illness to go to LA.
by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats I how I remember it too....
He got released because he wanted to go to a city where his daughter could get treatment. Supposedly no specialists in LA for fishies daughter…
RUDY > MJ
Yeah
He wanted to closer to the doctor. He can’t say it’s because of the airlines either because SLC is a Delta hub.
didn't realize he chose a doctor in NY.
thought he chose one in LA. If the NY thing is true then that does kind of change my mind a little.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.. i mean sure there are lots of good reasons to come back to LA
friends, support all that.. but if he was starting i bet he woulda stayed
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
alright everyone, I got to get some sleep
i chugged my gatorade, so hopefully i will feel good in the morning.
GOOD NIGHT BEDGE
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
rn is ok i guess
mistaking it just for an “n” probably would have been the most awkward.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
You're always up late in these JD's Roybot...you just not a fan of sleeping or what?
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
meh, it goes for anyone
i just thought roybot was the only one still awake
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
hahaha
I thought it would be funny to not answer. But I have to admit, it’s weird that you knew that.
Certified blazer.fangirl
how's it weird when we're next to each other?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
nah, that'd be weird
Can you imagine her signing checks at the store?
Mrs. Roybot Posse.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I've written....two checks in my life.
On the other hand, I have 4 debit cards and 2 credit cards.
It’s a different world these days.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom is logged in but he's not commenting right now...
it scares me having old men watching me from a distance.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
hahahha that is wonderfully misleading, isn't it
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
i see you've babysat Claire long enough to pick up some of her lingo
don’t worry, a few more years hanging out with cool people like us and you’ll be….well….almost cool.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
lame.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
to tell you the truth, that's an insult to one-legged people everywhere
Prez, unworthy.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
speaking of one legged people
watched Men of Honor last night with Cuba Gooding and Robert DeNiro…not a half bad movie.
I liked the ending.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
didn’t you also say that he was gay?
Does that mean you are saying Prez=lame & Prez=gay?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
don't stray....i'm straight....enough
oh say say say oh say say say
waaaaaait….they don’t love you like i love you………..
waaaaait…..they don’t love you like i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
random video of the song i'm talking about
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Guy love,
That’s all it is,
Guy love,
He’s mine, I’m his,
There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
SCRUBS!!!!!!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
you're the only man who's ever been inside of meeeeeeeeeee
(I just took out his appendix…)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Arrrg....a comment got deleted.......Sabonis4Ever said what the heck stalker?!?
and I said….nah, I just checked Tom’s profile (anyone can do this—it tells you date of last login)
just in case…well…anyone was worried I’m stalking Tom.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
"If you ban 5 people in the next hour your true love will kiss you"
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 12, 2009 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions
what if your true love isn't who you thought it would be
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Interstate Hate song
Hating on a Thursday after noon
For what I read on LA Times,
His lies.
Feelin like its down to just five games
So do you cringe or want to die?
Deny!
Hatin’ on that southern vain
Only yesterday he lied,
Promises of matri im money
Only watched the dollar signs
Of all of these cards he plays adultery
Seething is the smartest thing to do
with all Ive said and
All that l*ker blue
He lied – good bye
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
by bow4meow on Jun 12, 2009 6:20 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
i love this song
STP is the best band with only 3 members playing an instrument….i saw them live a few times and they have such a full sound for only 3 members playing an instrument. sometime i see a 4th guitarist but just with SW as the front, a guitarist, a bass player, and drums…sooo impressive
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
you should check out
Playing Enemy for an amazing 3piece
Hella is an amazing 2 and sometimes 3 piece
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i need to check them out...i'll do it this afternoon
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Local boys ARZ are an amazing two-piece
Guitar and drums, and they sound big and full. Amazing what gadgetry and chops can do for a couple of good musicians. – Elgin
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
I can only conclude this song edition
is just a warm-up for the long-overdue Poetry contest
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
I can't do better than what I already did once
So I’ll just link it.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on Jun 12, 2009 6:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I remember that post.
I replied to you up above but some chains have vanished from this post. Should say, tried to reply, after hitting post my computer would work forever. Then a refresh showed history had been rewritten.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Oh why not, I’ll try again –
In further response to saying you blew it, tried to follow with this.
“Not really, it depends if you liked her.
without the context of that hour, it’s a little hard to tell. She was either telling you she’s intelligent, or she’s fishing, i.e. coming from the phrase "there’s a lot of fish in the sea", usually used by someone who just left a relationship or was turned away by someone they were interested in.
My ubiquitous worldly wisdom tells me this, no girl talks to a guy for an hour if she isn’t interested. Either that, or your best friend is really good looking and she’s waiting for him to show up.”
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
That was awesome
plus I missed it the first time
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s really lonely when you make a comment
and then notice the other last comments were 2 or more hours ago.
Goodnight idol. goodnight prez, goodnight tih (I know you’re there), gnight mag, gnight brotoy, gnight cloudy, gnight ak1984, gnight timmay, aw shucks, gnight everybody.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
so is anyone else planning on watching
game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals tonight? Or am I alone in my anticipation? Should be a great game.
I think I'm busy
But the series has been pretty exciting. Tonight should be special.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
First of all
Prez…thanks for the kind words (btw where did you say I had to leave the money you requested?). Anyway I want want to contribute a song to this fantastic thread, but since I am at work I think I will repost my latest effort. It is about KP and his draft prowess but be warned though….it is risky. If the other GMs in league see this, they may decide to not deal with KP. One last thing….I think that the next time I do a JD I will probably throw up a Greatest Hits compilation. Anyway …this is a take on the classic Elton John song The B*tch is Back! If you want to see the original (or any number of live versions) just look it up on You Tube. Ok …. a one-a and a two-a
The Pritch is Back!
He was pushing for Paul in o-five
But he was told "no", we don’t trust your eye
But times were changing, he did the o-seven draft
Now anyone who messes with the Pritch gets slapped
Do research on a friday thats alright
Talkin on cell phone all saturday night
Pritch is the best of all in late June
He get’s high in the evening takin’ picks off you
Whoo hoo hoo
He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo
He’s in the know by picking brains
Boost their stock by dropping names
He dont like those. My god, whats that?
Oh he full of misdirection when the Pritch gets back
He’s the Pritch, He’s the Pritch
Oh the Pritch is back
Stone cold drafter as a matter of fact
He can trade, He’s the Pritch
and he’s better than you
It’s his draft day moves
The GMs he abused whoo hoo hoo
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
nice
someone record that… I was actually thinking about revamping Buckcherry’s hit into “Crazy Pritch” but wondered how it would go over w/ the MoM’s.
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
I liked the first verse the best
when I was doing it
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What is everyone's plans for the weekend?
I’m going to Eugene to celebrate a friend’s graduation, then hitting a campsite tomorrow night.
So, there will be a bit of drinking tonight, some hiking and kayaking tomorrow and Sunday, and filling the down time with music. Hopefully the weather holds.
Any good recommendations on camping by Corvallis or Eugene?
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
Well, I know what everyone is up to on Fri morning.
Working… how boring.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Its great up there...
But I got my car broken into while swimming down the hill. Likely a bunch of amateur hooligans, because they threw a rock threw the window, then opened the door which set off the alarm. But rather than grabbing everything in sight, they ran like sissys, leaving lots of valuable stuff sitting on the seat right in front of them(including a purse full of money and credit cards). I don’t think its a regular thing up there, but something to watch for. Otherwise, its a great area, especially if you have a boat…
RUDY > MJ
I want a boat...
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting as far away from cell phone reception and internet as I can
cause all work and no play makes me a dull boy
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
a response that is appropriate for this JD
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I am going to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race it where I like
You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don’t believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race my bike
I want to race my bicycle
I want to race it where I like
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
You need to Blazer that up
But that being said…….I thought that was the stupidest si=ong in the world when it first came out….now I like it alot. Queen Rules!!! (see what I did there?)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you're going to be racing that much
Your legs better be sore on Monday
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you done Cycle Oregon before?
Heard it’s really fun, I want to try it one year.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Right, just a great ride.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep, there isn't much there
Poor beavers
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
so what are you really doing there??? picking up u-grads or p-grads?
delta delta delta
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
No idea
My friend is graduating tonight, then he’s leading the charge. But I’m not opposed to meeting some women…
What are you up to this weekend?
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
going out late tonight for some drinks downtown...maybe Masu or Bar 15
my sis from cali coming sat…
sunday i’m gonna find some playground to break people’s ankles then take the kids to UP, then get on a long phone call with Sophia so i can give her more advice on dating
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
You go out much?
Not that I would’ve recognized you before we played ball, but I was at Bar 15 the other weekend.
And why are you headed to my alma mater?
And you’re going to help Sophia more? I thought it was a lost cause when she claimed her biggest issue was being “irrational.” How can you fix that?
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
no, definitely not...
i use to go out tue-sunday…but now, with juniors running around, my wife and i go out about twice/three times a month. i’m out tonight since a few friends from SF in town for visit/bizness…
are you out tonight? lets hook up for a drank.
you went to UofP? hahaha, i guest teach a couple classes there for Jurinski and some other profs on Entrepreneurship / Leadership / Sustainability…i’m a alumni…finished undergrad there probably 3/4 years before your time…i’m bff with the old President, Father Tyson….i’m not that close where he puts his hands on my shoulder by any means…
btw, i meant the movie UP…
i also help Sophia…she’s my bff…no women is a lost cause for the lub doctor…it’s just that her cause is more studio than an independent film.
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I'd meet, but I'm out of town.
Next time you’re thinking of heading out, let me know. I usually go out once a weekend.
Ah, a fellow Pilot. Good stuff. So if you’re teaching classes on Entrepreneurship, you must have some experience. What do you do for work? I got my engineering degree in ‘06 and haven’t looked back since… well, except to see the remodeled engineering building that’s making me all jealous :(
Good call on the movie though… funny how I misinterpreted your comment and it still worked out.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
hey no hating on my sisters sorority
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
thats true
i lub them too
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Sounds pretty good
Playing ball? Or watching the horror that is the finals?
After what happened last night, I can’t watch the rest of the series. Kobe’s fans will go crazy and claim he’s one of the greatest ever, and all that I’m seeing is the Magic choke away close games… sigh.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You're coming down too late for the good parties.
Everyone is now trying to sober up to be presentable to their families during their graduation ceremonies. I’m going to be using this weekend to give my liver some time to recover from this week.
by chalupa king on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh well, I'll have fun no matter what.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
lol sober
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Beach
And maybe a food and wine festival
by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And...
I’m jealous. Especially since the beaches there are better than here.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
That's pretty good. Seems like an awesome place to be.
And yes, it makes me jealous… jerk :(
(And Quik walks away with head hanging low…)
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
Ha Ha
If you were here, I’d invite you too. My wife works there and we get to go when they don’t sell out enough tables. They have to make to look full to impress folks.
Do they give out free rooms when they don't sell enough?
I’ll fly over and disguise myself as a part of the “Tom” family.
Unless they need the room, I’ll only stay a few months.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
Sweet
My wife called and said we’re going to this at 6. The cigar guy at the end cusses more than any other person in the world. I can’t wait to see him again.
I survived my burnettes challenge drinking game
It was crazy
by Peteyhasnohead on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
how many did you down? up quite early after that event?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
[BRP:] Hey mod, how we doin’ man
[PREZ:] All right.
[BRP:] It’s been a while man, life’s so rad!
This team is my favorite man, don’t ya love ‘em
[PREZ:] Yeah.
[BRP:] Aw man, you want a beer?
[PREZ:] No
[BRP:] Aw man, this is the best. I’m so glad we’re all back together and stuff.
This is great, man.
[PREZ:] Yeah.
[BRP:] Hey, did you know about Claire’s party after the show?
[PREZ:] No, wasn’t invited.
[BRP:] Aw man, it’s gonna be the best, I’m so stoked! Take it easy bra’.
I’m me
BRP
oh dang
I am
I can
Junk and
Hear me
Lub me
If you want to destroy my fanpost
Delete my thread as I walk away
[Cloudy] Hey, what’s up
[Prez] Not much…lonely
[Cloudy] Did you hear about the party
[Prez] Yeah.
[Cloudy] Um, I think I’m gonna go but, um, my friends don’t really wanna go. Could I get a ride?
[Prez] uh, not invited and don’t have a car…
[Cloudy] Aw man, that sucks…later!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hey wait a minute...i have a ride!
It’s just a monta ellis mobile
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Take it easy bra’.
does being called a bra count as an ad hominem?
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
what song is this?
and lol prez isn’t invited!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Undone (the sweater song) by Weezer.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
thanks claire...cloudy, you dont know this song?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? oh my....-1303948283
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
nope
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
are you serious?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
watch it…classic
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
The weezer blue album is a must have for anyone that grew up anytime after the 80's
Classic….
RUDY > MJ
The drummer has a band called THE SPECIAL GOODNESS
I liked a bunch of their songs that I’ve heard.
Did anyone know funny lady Maya Rudolph used to be in THE RENTALS?
Mo—
i think Patrick played one of the TSG songs when they played here at the old La Luna
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Hahah
I’d forgotten I posted this @ 3rd quarter collapse two months ago.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
and it was mocked by both of their readers
you should remind them
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
they're slacking over there...they still don't even have a recap up of last night's game
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Anyone elso love Bobby Medina as much as I do?
Cold coolin at a bar, and I’m lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can’t get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I’m lookin def, yo, what’s up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I’m the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Bob Medina
Funky Bob Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls’ll come real quick
It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she’ll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Bob Medina
You know what I’m sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh’s
They won’t leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Bob Medina
She said, I’d like a drink, I said, Ehm – ok, I’ll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Bob Medina
You know, ain’t no plans with a man
This is the 80’s, and I’m down with the ladies
Ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on The Love Connection
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I’m thinkin soon what I’ll be gettin
Instead she started talkin ‘bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I’ll be seein ya
That’s why I found you don’t play around with the Funky Bob Medina
Ya know what I’m sayin
That Medina’s a monster, y’all
Funky Bob Medina
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Damon Does
Just look at that face
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that on is good, but not as good as this one.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
same face I saw BRP make when he was helpin Claire stretch for ballet class
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
claire is soooo gonna kill you...stalker!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I don't believe in violence.
So he lives, for now.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
*phew*
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh heck no.
Lets not start this up.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
cloudy hasn't even said anything yet.
i’ve been waiting ever since Prez posted that for cloudy to say something.
8-0 now. that’s impressive, by the way.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason everyone thinks that me and cloudy have a "thing".
8-0? Are you keeping track of how many times I win arguments?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
uh..no
i don’t keep track of how many arguments you “win”. 8-0 is Boston’s record against NYY now. 8-0 or 7-0. In any case, they’re undefeated.
i don’t you and cloudy have a “thing”, which is why i think it’s funny when he posts stuff about you. I was just waiting for the laugh, not trying to imply anything one way or another.
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I get it.
Yeah 8-0!!!!! GO BOSTON!!!!!(red sox not celtics people, no need to worry)
Although, I was worried a bit last night. Thank god we had the typical red sox rally late in the game.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
lol claire in denial
IM KIDDING
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
im on timeout from claire
she has a dirty mind
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
/resisting temptation
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
It's a reverse alien probe
too far?
probably
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
cant believe he got beat up in jail
sucks to be him i guess
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
sucks to get caught up in the mob.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I would be suprised if he did not
I read this article on the state of prisoner-prisoner abuse in America
and it is basically black dudes beating up (best case scenario) white dudes.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
there are worst things than getting beat up
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
ouch
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
i didn't just tell him, i showed him first hand.
a quick game of one on one and you know. you know.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
well, yeah...... beatings are never mutal
there is one giver of punishment and pain (me) and one receiver who goes home crying to mamma (BRP)
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry about whoopin' on ya' lubber
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the part about
“Mike” Jagger
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
think Mark Eaton would make a come back?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
wow
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Geez...not Oster-scrub
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
That was my thought.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually had that thought this am
If somehow Joel gets traded away this summer due to some humongous KP blockbuster, this might not be a bad signing. I bet he could be obtained on the cheap.
by antediluvian on Jun 12, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Much apologies to Otis Redding.
Getting’ here before the sun
I’ll still be sittin’ when the evening comes
I’m sure puttin’ the hours in
But what keeps me comin’ back again?
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)
I left my home this mornin’
Thinkin’ I would make some hay
But as soon as the coffee was warmin’
I just frittered the time away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)
Looks like nothings gonna change
Gotta go and discuss the game
I can’t do the work they pay me to do
I guess I’m gonna propose a tra-ee-ade
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Watching the ti-yee-ime waste away
Reading BlazersEdge all day
Just skatin’ by (i-yi-ee-i)
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
+92
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
+22
= 114 – elgin
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Cause he is a thouroughly modern Mod
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Cause he likes attention
we’ll call him an attention (female who does unspeakable things for money)
I kid I kid
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
waitress?
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
ummm...
there’s so many jokes about serving, service etc…
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
BLAM
by The Arkitect on Jun 12, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
when I saw the tab on firefox that said
“Ostertag digs ho…” I was like….oh brother. No more jail blazer stories.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
how would you like it if I said
why is a GIRL making the junk drawer?!?!!
I’m going to start my own blog about it. Modinisting.com
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Once you became a mod, everything you do will be under a watchful eye. Which is very ironic, because you are one of the eyes that counts…
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
see you all in the noons
sushitown again FTW!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
keep the sushi on a plate or I'm telling Mrs. Posse
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
the real Mrs. BRP
or Mrs. Roybot Posse (RBP)?
by chalupa king on Jun 12, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooo sushitown!
do you go to the one in the pearl?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
sushitown is only in tanasbourne...you are thinking of sushiland right?
i puked at sushiland in the pearl last year…5 japanese guys from Fujitsu were in town and wanted to one up me on the sake drinking game…
i beat them with the last sake bomb but puked it all right after that…then they sang Happy Bday to me in japanese…
it was awesome since they didn’t speak english and i speak broken japanese…
so when you go sushiland, ask about the great “hemi-san”
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Wow, that sounds epic/sad.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Was it epic/fun when you puked all over your shoes?
If it was, you have a weird sense of “fun”.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
two things
A) at that point he is probably too messed up to care
B) beating 5 japanese guys in a sake drinking game is so epic one has to overlook the puking afterwards part
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
I must admit
I wasnt here the last two days.. travelling.. and i have NO idea what is going on.. so…
yeah.. go blazers.. and stuff
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Nasty Roy by Penguin Jackson
Sittin’ in the rose garden
Thinkin’ nasty stuff
Better be a blazer win
Or I’ll blame a ref
That’s right, lemme tell it
Nasty, nasty Roy, just do your thing
Oh, you nasty Roy
Nasty, nasty Roy, don’t ever change
Oh you nasty Roy
I don’t like no nasty purple
I don’t like nasty gold
The only nasty thing I like
#7, Ice cold!
Will CP3 do?
Uh huh, I know… say…
Nasty, nasty Roy, make us stand and sing
Oh, you nasty Roy
Nasty, nasty Roy, get yourself a ring
Oh you nasty Roy
Nasty, nasty Roy, gimme a dunk on Samb
Nasty, nasty boys, lemme see your FTW bomb!
I could learn to like this, listen up…
I’m not a rook, I just want some respect
So step to me at your peril, boy
Cause assassin is my middle name
My last name simply Roy
No, my first name ain’t Patrick,
Its Brandon… Mr Natural, if you’re nasty
Nastyyyyyyyy Roy, siete – el hombre
Oooooooh yooooou nasty Roy, 365 until the parade!
Hey! who’s that thinkin’ nasty thoughts? Nasty Roy!
Who’s drilling that nasty trey? Nasty Roy!
Who’s that stealin’ that nasty ball? Nasty Roy!
Whos jammin’ to my nasty groove? Nasty Roy!
Ladies?
by The Penguin on Jun 12, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
ok more advice needed
at what point do you facebook friend the person you just went on a first date with?
that depends.
are you wearing nice shoes? oh wait, i think i’m confused again…
by DrivetheLane on Jun 12, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
how good was the date?
quick cup of coffee or was it more?
Most of the time, I’d say wait a bit. But probably not that big of a deal.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
$0.02
As long as you have phone number or email, just stay with that for a bit. Unless you really hit it off, then just make the friend request.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait until you get to know her a bit more.
Facebook is a tricky thing. If you request her too soon she thinks your creepin. Wait until you have more dates with her.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
creepin?
i dont think that means what you think it means.. unless ebonics has changed in the last 5 years..
hehe
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean that she'll think your a creeper if you request too soon.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
ok im assuming a creeper means a creepy person/stalker?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
interesting..
creepin btw.. used to mean, doing bad stuff behind someones back (thats really hard to write without using more slang)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I get what you mean.
Creepin in white folks teenage slang now means stalking. Or at least, I know people who use it in that way. And those people are white.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
what do you call white people slang..
?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Whitebonics?
Hick-talk?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it wasnt a joke setup i dont know...
so should TLC’s “Creep” have a new meaning now? Or is that song to old for any younguns to remember?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i cant even think how that would translate into stalker form
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Half of the people who listen to songs.
Never listen to all the words. All they probably hear in that song is “and I Creep, yeah, I just Creep”
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I have never understood why some peeps think ignoring lyrics is some egregious error...
If I wanted to listen to music for the lyrics, why wouldn’t I just read some dang poetry? Sorry, I will be quiet now…
RUDY > MJ
depends on the kind of music
anything with autotune sure, your not supposed to listen.. but pop and alternative and country, places you can HEAR the lyrics, are meant to be heard. otherwise they wouldnt bother writing them
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that that song has different meaning to people who hear it.
And I don’t know the term for white speak either.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
you lost me with that title..
i mean .. you know its about getting side booty right? its not about stalking someone?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I know!
I never really listened to the lyrics. My virgin ears are burning! haha, jk
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
its like hip hop (which is dead, save few artists)
back in my day.. lyrics were what made the songs popular..
now you can sing nursery rhymes with a good beat and be #1 on the charts
bah humbug
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
good..
its harder and harder to find good music
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If you live at home with your momma
oh yes sir I’m talking to you.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Cause I'm looking like class and he's looking like trash
can’t get with a deadbeat…
Certified blazer.fangirl
look at you two..
i can dig it..
i dont think clare is, roybot you old enough for like chaka khan era poor man hatin?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
thems both kids
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
oh definately not old enough..
but you coulda heard it on the radio i guess..
19 is pretty young even for TLC.. good on ya
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
didnt left eye create blaque
also the latina girl on there that ended up as part of Cheetah Girls got kicked out for hooking up with Treach.. who was like 40 and she was 15
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
not exactly
left eye did produce them and give them their big break. Not sure how TLC can rip off a band that came later. Sick twisted time traveling things happening there.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
its mortimer
its not supposed to make sense
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
not if you know where to look
between the old music that you didn’t know about and the new music that you don’t know about – there is a lot of music out there.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
well thats probably true
but the radio is ruined for me.. except for classic rock stations
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
got Sirius?
Basic Broadcast Radio has not been all that good for a LOONG time.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
got Sirius?
Basic Broadcast Radio has not been all that good for a LOONG time.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
lots of them
my favorites:
The Grateful Dead Channel
The Joint
XM U
Backspin
Bluesville
Underground Garage
Stern
Hip-Hop nation
Soultown
The spectrum
Sports Express
NPR Now & Talk
BBC World Service
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
left eye – r.i.p.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
indeed..
also on that note
andre’ rison’s house – r.i.p.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
As in...
Why are you following me creeper?
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
by Quik_Baller on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
huh
learn something new everyday.. i must be old
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe because the creepers were keeping you up last night..?
talking bout you?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR JUST SO FASCINATING!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
i have no idea.. i stumbled in today after a few days in SD
and all of a sudden there is love advice and crzy inside jokes and all kinda stuff..
maybe their getting obsessed.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
go for it.. if i was a girl.. i would say no
since the redirection is gonna squarely fall on someone else.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yea.. good call
of course you bring it on yourself
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
you arent completely innocent in all the attention
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
All I ever say is rude sarcastic comments.
I have no idea what you’re talking about lol
Certified blazer.fangirl
some people consider that flirting..
:)
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh great.
I can’t do anything right. A leave of absence is looking better and better.
Certified blazer.fangirl
if you post a pic
it could go haywire..
but what are you gonna do.. people are creepers
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that won't be happening.
I read the JD when galacticlove did that. No thank you.
ARE YOU A CREEPER? I might have to stop talking to you….even if you are the other kind of creeper.
Certified blazer.fangirl
well she DID post a bikini shot
it wasnt like her in a blazer jersey or something..
I am not a creeper.. at least i dont think so…. these new slang words.. especially not the other kind, my fiancee would kill me.. and i cant afford rent without her
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
I cracked up at “I can’t afford rent without her.” Only with her for money??? That disappoints me more than if you would have admitted to being a creeper.
Certified blazer.fangirl
well no not really.. of course not
i was just being humorous
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
pshh im already narcing on you
you cant narc on me
FIRST
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
She posted a bikini shot?
Wow, thats just asking for it.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
yes she did
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
and i sarcastically said:
I THINK IM IN LOVE
and bam!
everyone thought we had “a thing”
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
ditto
I miss her more for her insight and wit, than for the occasional bikini shot and the rapidly changing color hair.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I miss all of those things
- Creeper
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
good point
It wasn’t like she was undressing to the whim of the crowd.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
good point
It wasn’t like she was undressing to the whim of the crowd.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
well the top of her bikini
but you know how it is on the internets.. thats more than enough blood in the water
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
because thats how i know which
morty will be here. lets see its the 2nd friday of the month..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
well played, sir
if you can’t find it or you weren’t there, you don’t need to see it
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
lmao
If you leave and are not around when Claire leaves, things might start going brokeback around.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
not right away.. thats for sure
when she gets that access.. she can see all the stuff you say and what your friends say about you..
my rule of thumb is.. i will add you the same time i would introduce you to my friends.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
just follow that.. seriously..
do what you think is right. if the girl doesnt like it, well then she aint the one for you.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to do it now! Get aggressive!
Why, you ask? I just want to make things as confusing as possible. Its a life goal of mine. So ya, make the move!
RUDY > MJ
what will you do if she friends you first?
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 12, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Would you restrict what she could see though
Or are you beyond any concerns about what she might see? I have like 7 different mustache styles littered throughout my facebook pages… some real “creeper” pics…
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 12, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
there's not really anything on there that I'd worry about hiding.
some pics of me when I was ridiculously overweight a few years ago and evidence that I’m a Blazer nerd is as bad as it gets, and if that’s a problem she might as well find out now.
but remember she can see what your friends say too..
and you cant control that.. so make sure they arent breaking out some old stuff..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd be borderline fired...
plus my friends are sometimes jerks
by EvilKaramazov on Jun 12, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Quickly add pictures of you rescuing orphans from a volcano
And punching out bank robbers.
She’s gonna look into you, like for reals, so set it up so the image of you comes off… if not ACCURATELY, at least positively reflects your INSIDES. And inside, you fight terrorism and natural disasters.
M.
true but if you have mutual FB friends, she's waiting for you to take the first move...so be aggressive, be be aggressive
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
BRP, the BEdge cheerleader
Is there anything he won’t do?
Rhetorical question, don’t answer that.
Oden and LaMarcus and Roy, oh my!
we do have mutual FB friends, one of them is a Portlander who I would not have expected her to know-- might lead to an interesting conversation
Are you giving a dissenting opinion on the FB question, brp?
Just remove
“Murder” and “stalking” from your special interests before you offer to be FB friends.
USUALLY a turn off. USUALLY.
BRP is the head coach, but I think it’s fine to offer to be FB friends. It wasn’t like 5 minutes after you met her after all, and some time has passed. It is cool to do I say.
M.
yeah, that's what i was saying yo
don’t try to Jeff Van Gundy me
- BRP SVG
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
if its a turn on
snake you got what I like to call a KEEPER
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
diessenting other opinions? no, not really...i think you should request her to add you as a friend if you have a mutual friend...
i mean, if you are in there, and she see you comment on the mutual friend, and she comments on the mutual friends but you guys don’t on each other but you are dating… awkward….hahahha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
don't do it now though...then she will find you stalkerish
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
as long as it's not Morty in the Corner with his empty bucket o' paint
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
that's a good "winging" it part...after lunch
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Oh, lookie here, just randomly there's a concert
Shall we attend said concert, o’ date of mine?
No, I like that idea. You ate, and then say “HEY, there’s this concert playing it should be cool/rad/awesome, wanna check it out real quick?”
If she says “no, I gotta get back to work”, then curse real loudly and flip the table over and call her a trollop.
Morty, half helpful
exactly...you are a GREAT substitute teacher
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahah that's for sure...he hides it in his beard and have it slowly drop down into the victim's wine glass
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
He says "can I have a sip"
And then PLOP hidden roofie out of the burly mustache.
If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it a thousand times.
that be good for like curly fries, etc...
definitely lunch first to get a little more acquainted before you have to compete with noises/audiences/stalkers/etc
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
during first 30 minutes...middle of eating and talking...
make sure you are in a conversational groove before you mention it
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i will probobly ask if she wants to get lunch and then go to the concert (mentioning the concert in my email)
if she responds to my 2nd date request.
That sounds like a lot of time though
I would bring it up mid-lunch and ask if she wants to check it out, casual style.
But always do what you are most comfortable with, of course! What kind of concert is it again?
did i tell you , you are the wind beneath my wings?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and there is the monthly BEdge
quoting Bette Midler quota
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
up to you...that work too but you asking for a big full day commitment up front
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I feel like bringing it up mid-lunch would come off as pre-planned and kind of dumb
Its just some outdoor concert in the park, its not like you have to stay all day or anything. Remember that I’ve already talked to her 3 times now (speed date, chance encounter in SF, coffee date). If she’s not ready to spend a few hours to a full afternoon then she probably just isn’t interested. That’s my take anyway.
yeah true...most things on a date is dumb unless executed well
in this case, either way would work. just do what you are most comfortable with.
if she really likes you, she won’t think it’s dumb and think you did pre-planned it for her or if she think that you didn’t, and it was a good suggestion.
just like the rule i told you about, you think it’s 3 encounter when she really thinks it’s 1 (coffee) the other two doesn’t count for her.
you can always position…“…lunch then there’s some cool options around that area depending if you like music, art, or 31 flavors of ice cream”
be confident…nothing is dumb. you can sit on the sidewalk throwing pebbles to cars passing and it won’t be dumb if you guys have some spark
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That's my feeling
I think it’s okay if it seems like you had thought up the concert ahead of time, and that is worst case scenario.
She’ll be more likely to say yes and look forward to a fun lunch, and then when things go well, you can “check out” the concert, casually (and I think ‘check out’ or something similarly casual is the best way to approach it). You can also say “hey I was gonna go to this concert, wanna come along?” so you’re gonna go either way and she can take it or leave it, baby.
I think it can be hard for anyone to know if they want to invest that time in the early stages. If YOU want to invest the time, it’s cool, because she is auditioning for you as well and that is something important to remember. Do YOU know you want to spend a whole afternoon with her?
M.
If she says no
Does he have to go to the concert anyhow? She might ask about it later and he might be able to hit on women there.
HE HAS TO GO
You always gotta cover your bases, even in a lie.
Plus what if the campus paper is there taking pictures? She’ll wonder why he wasn’t there. He’s gotta be in the background, tapping his toes or she’ll know it was all a scam.
and a concert is a good opportunity to casually meet other women....
make sure you have your puppy there
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You got a dog, Jake?
Yeah, if she can’t go, bring your dog to the concert, I meet babes every damn day walking Mercury, I’m elbow deep in trim and I ain’t even tryin’!
All because of a cute dog, which NO ONE can resist.
no, I totally need to get a dog.
I really like dogs, but I don’t have the space or time to look after one properly.
I'm serious, not even joking, Mercury leads
To me getting hit on all the damn time.
Just last week some French-sounding girl yells at me from her balcony asking about Mercury, and I tell her about Mercury, and she asks if we wanna come in for a drink.
And I ain’t good lookin’, but Mercury is! A dog makes you look caring even if you aren’t, it’s a brilliant scam.
I said I couldn’t come in, of course, and I bragged about it to the wife, so it’s okay.
M.
dogs are chick magnets, I'm well aware of this
I want one, but given my current situation I would be a terrible dog owner. Don’t have the time, energy or space to do right by one.
That's cool
I’m lucky with Mercury because she’s a good apartment dog. I can leave for 12 hours and she’s totally fine.
Most dogs can’t do that, and the puppy year is a tough transition and ya gotta be there to teach ’em right.
So, get a unique dog
Both because a unique dog is cool AND it stops people (read: LADIES) in their tracks to look at her and ask about her.
i use to have a yellow lab and i seriously can't even count how many dates i got with Max...
i had another one named Geoff but it was ugly..
now that i have a 2 yr old son, he gets me ALL the ladies…i tell them he’s my lil’ brother but then i have to tell the truth because i really can’t/won’t/ take them home anyways
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who said you arent good looking
tom? hes jealous
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
he has to go...if she leaves, like you said, he needs to hit on other women...she's not princess of snakes
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Remind her she owes you for next time
And if ‘next time’ the beer she buys you costs less than what you paid for hers, remind her she still owes you up to and including the full purchase price of the beer you paid for her.
and that you will accept a "bonus" as a form of payment
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you might want to propose that if she pauses
at the mention of the concert.. its helpful if she is going and doesnt know if she will like the music.
i have been convinced to go places for free beer when i knew the music sucked
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
right.. but SHE might not
girls have standards.. unlike us
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
girls won't care about standards if it's thought out..that's good enough for them..
they are not gonna show you their standards but more so investigating yours
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does she DRINK beer?
I would assume living in oregon she would but you know outside of the NW.. most women dont drink beer
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I will buy her a glass of wine if that's her thing
She grew up in Berkeley though. I bet she drinks beer.
lets hope..
otherwise she is a red wine girl
berkeley huh
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
women in PA love wine and Gordon Birsch...
i hate GB
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maybe because i'm always at the SJC airport and the only thing they got is Burger King and GB
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togos is fantastic..
you need more of them in portland
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
If a girl I just met was like “I’ll go anywhere for free beer and a hot dog” and say “uhhhhhh ok”.
very nice...as long as its not burning man
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what does that mean? you asked and she hasn't responded or she responded but haven't picked a date/place?
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cool....if it all ended after this weekend with date #2, give yourself a pat on the back...you done good....
3rd set of dates is usually when you start to get in a groove…you can’t expect too much out of speed dating.
now you can just ask any girl out you are interested since you know the approach, totally dirt off your shoulders…
and future advice #23984298…girls hate waiting past the 3rd date for some kissing/touching/“move” but that’s not in every case…as i think about it…that’s just my rule but i know some girls hate it when guys wait to make a move…and i’m not talking about the whorish ones either….hahahaha
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lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
third set of dates is when you ask her up
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
or make sure you clean out your car...
but don’t be driving her in a big ol’ van or RV with a queen bed…she might get suspicious
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if you tinted all the windows, including the winshield.. you might be in trouble
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and if you have the hotel "come back later" sign on the passenger door
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it's not about the car...it's about the confidence and music you play in the car
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HOWEVER
I don’t agree to the notion that you must like the same music and movies as the girl… though some overlap is nice.
i agree with that...introduction of new stuff and acceptance of others is great
and VERY IMPORTANT…
sorry i miss that point…no wonder you are great here
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Me and my misses
Do not listen to very similar music. We like some of the same shows and movies, but I have plenty of stuff just for me and likewise for her. I think it’s important to know that is a GOOD thing, and ya don’t need someone who likes the exact same crap you like AS LONG AS THEY LET YOU LIKE IT WITHOUT GIVING YOU CRAP.
I think most people get hung up on needing to like the same stuff.
agree...
the only thing you need the same is equal amount of love for sex, money is no thing, and family shouldn’t get in the way…
you want to learn from her as much as she learns from you…
my wife got me into enjoying hanging out at a B&B without a tv and internet, and do silly stuff like reading sticky pages
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nothing wrong with that
now if your playing Creeds greatest hits.. well….
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
most women would like Led Zep and the Doors
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the good ones
my fiancee didnt, but i got her hooked on zep finally.. doors may take awhile
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Round and Round
Love will find a way
Jus give it time
words to live by
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ratt is a poor mans
skid row.
No band rocked harder than Skid Row and their super masculine badass lead man Sebastian Bach
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that's good stuff
I listen to a lot of Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, U2, REM, etc. also, with some Elliot Smith/Death Cab/Decemberists thrown in there.
Yeah, like Brpymcgillyguddy sez
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, don’t be discouraged, you weren’t gonna marry one of these broads anyways. They are target practice to warm yourself up.
It’s still just the pre-draft camp, you’ll make the in person team visits soon enough. Ya ain’t looking for a promise from the Hawks to go #5.
M.
I actually feel pretty good about how things have gone
I have done precious little dating the past few years so getting a couple girls to show interest and thus far not falling on my face is a win in my book. Anything else is a bonus.
"bon"us
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
i like how you include the word "us"...like Snakes gonna invite you after he gets the invitation for the bonus
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i just emphazed the bon part of the equation
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
thats totally unfair
you branding him a loser out the box.. good lord morty, give the guy some confidence..
anyone drafted by the hawks, no matter the pick means they are really 10 slots worse then where they are taken
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Moderator
Moderator, oh could you help me post this FanPost
You see the trade rumor on the internet is old and dated
He’s livin’ in l.a.
With my best old ex-favorite player Baron
A guy he said he knew well and sometimes hated
Isn’t that the way they say it goes
But let’s forget all that
And give me the hotlink if you can find it
So I can post to tell folks I’m smart and to show
I’ve overcome my meth addiction
I’ve learned to take it well
I only wish my words could just convince Blazers Edge
That it just wasn’t a good trade
But that’s not the way it feels
Moderator, oh could you help me post this FanPost
‘cause I can’t read the hotlink that you just gave me
There’s something in my eye’s
You know it happens every time
I think about the trade that I thought would save me from being banned
Isn’t that the way they say it goes
But let’s forget all that
And give me the hotlink if you can find it
So I can post to tell folks I’m smart and to show
I’ve overcome my meth addiction
I’ve learned to take it well
I only wish my words could just convince Blazers Edge
That it just wasn’t a good trade
But that’s not the way it feels
Moderator, oh let’s forget about this FanPost
There’s no one on Blazers Edge I really wanted to talk you
Thank you for your time
Oh you’ve been so much more than kind
And you can keep the screenname
Isn’t that the way they say it goes
But let’s forget all that
And give me the hotlink if you can find it
So I can post to tell folks I’m smart and to show
I’ve overcome my meth addiction
I’ve learned to take it well
I only wish my words could just convince Blazers Edge
That it just wasn’t a good trade
But that’s not the way it feels
by tominhawaii on Jun 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I warned him that he should put it in the trade drawer
Dave…what a pest.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
by prezofdeath on Jun 12, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It was way too long, I stopped reading it
Then I didn’t bother reading the comments because I knew there would probably the same two “that guys” replying to every comment.
I didn't read it either.
I just assumed he thought it out because it was so long.
Certified blazer.fangirl
Yeah
I’m sure it’s well thought out, but a well thought out post about trades is still just a trade post. I think it’s the first thing I’ve ever skipped by Dave.
Thanks for the song Prez!
Sheesh, the one day I was gonna not get sucked into the junk drawer, and you write me a damn song.
I am touched.
Mortimer
its the only place today
that i dont have to focus on such new and exciting topics such as
Kirk Hinrich
Tayshaun Prince
Odens needs a nickname
Shane Battier
#24
Does anything think Rubio is good?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
touched by Prez...are you in middle school Morty?
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No....he is in "left of center" school
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Down there I might as well be
It’s good enough for Prez’s standards.
He’s paying me extra to never get my braces taken off.
Mortimer
sick freak!
I was afraid you were going to send me to one of those two people and a receptacle sites and I was going to have to tell on you to the mods.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I feel the same way
I try not to talk about it, but it is helpful
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
side note: this was linked from your book
what does that say about the world
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
"I am the Michael Jordan of motivating Michael Jordan"
That has got to be Charlie Murphy
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I love Charlie Murphy
Funny coincidence, I also beat out Michael Jordan on our varsity basketball team.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
just not time for this
Gotta keep-keep, gotta keep-keep
Gotta keep-keep, gotta k-k-k-keep-keep-keep, keep-keep
Ba Ba-tuum, gotta keep-keep
Ba Ba-tuum, gotta keep-keep
Ba Ba-tuum, gotta keep-keep
Ba Ba-tuum, gotta keep-keep
Ba Ba-tuum, now
Ba Ba-tuum, now
Ba-tuum wow
Ba-tuum wow
Yo, he got that block that beat the run
He can get the stop at anytime
He got that fake and go
That Frenchman flow
That dunk over Pau’s space
Next time throw a two in his face
We got that Ba-tuum now
Gotta keep that Ba-tuum, wow
I like that Ba-tuum now
Them chickens jackin’ his style
They try copy his swagger
Nic’s got that next shit now
Prince’s so 2008
Nic’s so 2000 and great
We got that Ba-tuum now
N’that future Ba-tuum wow
Let me get it now
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
everytime i hear that song, i run a highlight reel of batman in my head
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not exactly, hahaha, i meant batman as in Batum....oh you know what i mean
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Portlanders and such
sorry not to put this to song but
my good friend Alice DiMicele and her band are playing at the Laurelthirst Pub in Portland tonight at 9:30 – - she will be thrilled if you stop by and tell her Alan Celeste sent you….small worlds FTW
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
i'm good. . . my buddy Shav has returned from afar to workout here
trying to coerce him to take me to Travis Outlaw day, but we’re still in the negotiating phase
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Steve Blake looks like golfer Geoff Ogilvy
and
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
well quite frankly i couldnt find great pics..
on fathers day weekend will be the US Open. I defy you to look at ogilvy when he is playing and not think steve blake
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, now I will.
I have seen Olgilvy play a ton and I have never thought of him looking like Blake before. Now I now I won’t be able to look at him without thinking that.
Certified blazer.fangirl
yeah watch him this weekend..
everytime i see him i think of blake.. of course he never smiles so i never see him looking like that pic
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Outlaw day?
What’s to negotiate? Start making demands!!
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
Speaking of songs
Anyone sing songs to their pets? I do it endlessly.
Mercury is a time traveling adventurer who specializes in revenge and murder and being a good girl in my songs.
I do it without even thinking, while taking her for a walk or sitting on my butt at home. My fat Boston Terrier that passed away a few years ago got songs about how hungry he was, and the demons in his head.
Mortimer
i (unfortunately) sing everything at times
Operaman – - FTL
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
I sing to my children
they asked to stop
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend sings all the time.
One time we were at a Burgerville and he was singing. It was obviously making other people uncomfortable, so my other friend banned him from singing ever again. Especially from singing Rihanna.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
public singing is annoying as frick
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Burger King is Ok
But standing up and belting out Roxanne at the Outback Steak House is another matter.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i rap the song, "still not a playa" to Prez when i can
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harsh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Do you change the lyrics?
When I sing a pop song for Mercury, I change the words to fit Mercury.
(Mercury don’t wanna be a puppy no mo’)
SHE AIN’T A PUPPY SHE’S A DOG-A-LOT
And so on.
Mort
my cat's name is hersey hawkins. she won't listen to me unless i sing this song:
HERSEY HAWKINS HERSEY HERSEY HAWKINS. HERSEY HAWKINS HERSEY HERSEY HAAAAAAAAAAAWKINS!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Why are ya gawkins?
It’s just Hersey Hawkins
Hero of the seven seeeeeaaas.
Hersey will kills ya
But after she thrills ya
Hersey Hawkins say you love meeeeee
—END SONG
There, go sing it!
M.
lol that's awesome. we also sing this song to our labs
there’s a town in france where they don’t black labs dance
well frances broke the rules and now she drools
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
for cutie?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
"Clearance sale" on Bobcats rumor
I want Wallace. They can have Travis, Martell and Sergio, then cut Travis so we can re-sign him :)
Gimme Wallace too
You can have him after I am done.
Usually it is a bad idea to say “well player X will get minutes when this guy gets hurt”, but with Wallace it doesn’t seem that unlikely. Wallace plays as much as he can, and then Batum gets the rest and the injury minutes.
I mean, if we can get him, he’d be nice. SUPER nice, even. THAT’S NICE.
Mo
speak for yourself
I knew exactly what morty meant to say when he said it.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
unless he meant something else
in which case im confused
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
Oh, and they will give Felton the $5.5 million QO, which the author of this blog wonders makes little sense
http://www.rufusonfire.com/2009/6/11/905639/felton-will-get-a-qualifying-offer
Maybe they hope for a sign and trade with Sergio. No word yet on if Sean May also gets the QO :)
That's a lotta' money for that guy
He’s someone I wanna ban from being suggested as a PG we go for, but it hasn’t been as bad lately.
Used to be, someone would go “Hey, there’s one guy we never talk about but he’s a really good young PG, Raymond Felton!”.
I wonder if Sean May would get in shape if his buffet-buddy Felton wasn’t around!
M.
you know who we SHOULD go for?
raymond felton
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i take dibs on Larry Brown's kidney stones
they probably sell for $500 on ebay
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i'm for sure of it...have you seen him walk
my coworker has his in a bottle on his desk…it frightens me…he passed out at work with pain and we took him to ER, it was the stones
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Or Amare
While the Knicks might not be the most attractive franchise they once were, it’s still more attractive than playing/living in Minneapolis.
I claim that as a topic for a future junk drawer with poll: Most unattractive city for NBA athletes. Criteria could be team quality, weather, party scene, off-court earning opportunities, tax situation, landscape, friendliness of the people, …
Most anywhere in the midwest
Man it sucks there. Cold as hell during the season and humid the rest of the time.
Hotlanta >> Memphis for a young black man, I would imagine
But Memphis the city over most non-Chicago mid-west towns.
Memphis the TEAM, though, would not be attractive.
i take it you have never been to memphis?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I haven't
I think young NBA men would like it, but Atlanta would have the same reasons to like it and then some.
i was surprised how many asians were in Minneapolis...
then again, they are everywhere….but the Minny Asians were really good looking in downtown ’apolis
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I've never seen an Asian in LA
Not a one.
I think they’re just Native Americans who got bad plastic surgery.
Isn't that what an Asian is?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
asians in LA and orange county are FOBs but the food there is to die for
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indeed..
although they are more physically gifted here than anywhere else i have seen
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing wrong with Sactown...
close to the bay area
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Ya gotta imagine
Even if they play in Sactown they don’t got time to drive to a nice Bay Area town, even though the Bay Area is nice.
yeah true...sactown sucks...i use to live there in 5th grade so i guess that was a biased observation
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I actually kind of like it
I have family near there that I visit reasonably often. I just think it would be down at the bottom of the list for an NBA player.
I’d rank Sactown on the low end of NBA cities and of even west coast state capitols.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
If you’re going to throw out an equation, put the whole thing up
Salem>Olympia>Creswell>Saginaw>Drain>Sacramento
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I'd imagine
Portland would be middle of the pack.
maybe the strip clubs elevate it up lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
actually it depends on the player
i could see Portland being very desirable for a player who is married with kids and is mostly faithful..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the problem Portland has
Is that most players think Lake Oswego is Portland, so they think Portland is lame.
not Z-Bo..
spend everynight in a stripclub
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
YES, we win. Kahn hates Hinrich for the Wolves
-When asked about rumored trades, he mentioned Kirk Hinrich whom he described as a nice player who makes too much money. He said Hinrich is not what the team is looking for offensively
Pekovic is going to change how we view basketeering
He will be everything and anything for the Wolves, so they can start Jefferson and Love together and still be the best defensive team in the world.
If I was a mean person (to their face) I woulda’ mocked them a lot more for pinning defensive hopes on some stiff Euro who is a few years from getting to the NBA to even see if he can play.
He was first mentioned to me last offseason after the draft when I went over there to see how they saw Love and Al fit. Pekovic will make it work!
M.
I feel sorry for the fans. Them and Pekovic is like us and Telfair/Khryapa/Monia/Ha five years ago.
proud hinrichsheeple
im sure Jose Cordoba has a stat he cherry picked from Euroball to prove
why he will be first team D
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He blocked 1.5 shots per 36 minutes
PROVING he is the dominant defensive presence they need inside even though he averaged only 5 minutes a game.
(I pulled those numbers outta the rear, so don’t double check it)
Dang, he was brutally honest
Calling Big Al and Love non-allstar talents and whatnot.
That’s hardcore! Even if true.
Maybe we should add that to the Love for Oden/Aldridge threads
-For a championship caliber team, Al Jefferson and Kevin Love are, respectively, 2nd and 4th best players. The team needs to find players who can be the 1st and 3rd best players, according to Kahn.
do it and watch them lose their minds
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
should we just go post
HA HA after their rebuttals?.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IT DOESN'T MATTER
Our #1 guy, whoever that ends up being (Pekovic?), will be SO GOOD that even though Love is the 4th best, it’s still 1st best for most other teams.
That’s all Kahn meant.
Ode to the tough times
Geeky fan gazing down to the court
Staring at a team that just cant shoot
If at any time they they can slam
He’ll be at his feet
But they don’t realize they hurt him so much
Cos all the praying just aint helpin
At all and they cant seem to keep
They selves outta legal trouble
So he leaves the garden short his money
The only way he knows how
Another losing season and cold in the summer
Listen to me
Don’t go chasing superstars
Please stick to the good character guys that
We’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you re trading too fast
Madcap GM has a natural obsession
For an upside that he just cant see
Boy shows him moves his body cant handle
But all the scout can say is high potential to me
One day he goes out and takes a peak on the court
But he doesnt recognize his own team
Franchise is fading and he doesnt know why
3 letters took him to his final trading place
Yall dont hear me
Don’t go chasing superstars
Please stick to the good character guys that
We’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you re trading too fast
I seen a prospect yesterday
But too many stars have come and gone
Leavin a trace of not one All-star worthy play
You say because my scouts ignore the shades of grey
All these stars will fade away
Praisin’ for free agent days
And like his promise is true
Only character can undo
The many chances where I could
Break my team anew
Clear and unconditional contracts
Have stilled the fears in my eyes
No more whinny cries
The only bleedin hope
Is for a trade that can cope
Wit such an endurin pain
That it don’t keep em out of the game
Whos to blame
For hotboxing in your own van
What a shame
You shoot and aim for someone elses brain
You claim the insane
And name this day and time
For fallin prey to crime
I say association got you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and your agent
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I was going to change the lyrics to ending of Beethoven's 9th and call it "Ode to Roy"
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I <3 Roy too
I’m gonna take my time
Trav will get his before I
I’m gonna cross it o-o-over
I’m not gonna rush the hoop
So he can get a championship ring
So I can get a championship ring
So we can win some championship rings
Championship rings
He might be guarding him
But he’s thinkin’ ‘bout me.. me… mee
Wants to throw a double team
But they can’t stop me.. me.. me..
All that we ever do
Is throw down in yo’ face… face… faace..
Hit all of our freethrows
Then get back on dee… deee.. deeee
’That’s what’ll give us a
Championship ring
Championship ring
Championship ring
Championship ring
…. ….. ……
See my game is outrageous
I got down in the paint and spun around some sad faces
But it wasn’t no need for me to rush to slam one
Cuz I wanted us to have a championship
Championship ring
Championship ring
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
oh my! Game On....Go Pens!
jst had to get that out
what's up people?
im back from roseburg and i’ve got oodles of poison oak all over by body. i need remedies once again. ladies? please?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
HEY you're trying to trick me mort how could you?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol mortimer i love you
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yo yo yo g money!
lol no shes still with me oh yeahhh.
when are we ballin? tomorrow? YES!!!!!
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
we ballin when you got some dumplings to leave yo' woman so we can ball
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
reccin that
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dinkin' Flicka
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i love your mom
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as much I love yours
Your dad’s pretty hot too
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
let's do lunch sometime.
oh wait you live in russia dont you? BURN.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Just come along with your mom when I'm eating her
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
im with your mom right now.
shes playing call of duty.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah she's a big fan
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
that's why i married her...son.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i bet your name is Sam.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
No but your mom calls me Daddy
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
daddy warbucks.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
blah blah blah your mom blah
I’m sorry Roodie, I usually have more to write but it’s Friday and I’m a bit tired.
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i love you.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
When I'm eating WITH her
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
let's do it next week outdoor if the weather holds...s4e gonna be crossed over and run in circles like i just did tic tac toe on the courts
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
my shot is ON right now. i made 9 out of 10 from about 18 feet at my dads house the other day.
im ready. i still blow though.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
your dad makes you do that if you miss one shot?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
OH SNAP
PREZ WHERE YOU AT – we need a comment to get DELETED.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
not mine...sexual tyrannosaurus below!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Huh?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
what made you GO to roseburg?
work release?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
my dad lives there. just went for a visit and he made me chop wood and i got PO. i bet you love roseburg GOR oh yes.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
my dad is FROM there
luckily he escaped.. or you would have never heard of me.. i wouldnt know what a computer was.. i would be working at wildlife safari in Winston
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
my twin sister works there! i was just there the other day. i fed some lions and some bears. JEALOUS??
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
what?!?!?! everyone here has a twin?
cloudy, claire, prez, roodie…
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hot
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
prez has a twin????
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that is WRECKED.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah actually i am.
i had my picture taken with a cheetah when i was like 10 and got to ride an elephant.
i love wildlife safari
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Drink a lot of vinegar, then pour tomato juice all over your body. Or both. Or something.
Works against jellyfish, should work against burns from poison oak/ivy/whatever.
im gonna try taking a tomato bath tonight!
if this works you are my hero forever.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Your mother bathes me in milk and honey every night
and after that she tucks me in and reads me a story too
Jealous yet?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont even know what milk or honey is so how can i be jealous?
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
For real, vinegar is the thing that works against Jellyfish. They put it in canisters along the coast in Australia for emergencies.
I have no idea what works against poison ivy/oak.
my neck, my back, my...and my ....
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Jun 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually Roodie try this
http://www.rei.com/product/407010
Norskoll I’ve got a pic of that same sign with some funny adjustments
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 12, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
in seriousness
oatmeal bath.. but thats not much fun
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
FACT.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
There is an game 7 of the finals going on right now, and I would be more inclined to watch some random MLS match. I’m not a hockey hater (learned to like it at Cornell) but I just have no interest in the NHL whatsoever.
but the MLS is like D-league soccer?!!?!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
that illogical argument might help you with the ladies
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
insane fiction
if your going soccer..
every country in the worlds local teams >>>> MLS
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
there are probobly about 10 countries wth better soccer domestic leagues than MLS
England
Spain
Italy
Germany
France
Netherlands
Scotland
Argentina
Mexico
Brazil
considering that the US is the 14th ranked soccer nation in the FIFA rankings and many of its best players play in MLS, I disagree
There are a few others (like Croatia, Portugal and the Czech Republic) that maybe should go on the list, but not many.
I tell you a secret: Nobody cares about the FIFA rankings other than FIFA :)
I don’t know where I would rank the MLS, only that I barely recognize any player playing there and the ones I do are washouts of the European leagues. Top 15 sounds about right.
Simmons had a pretty good podcast on it with the resident ESPN expert
They are clearly still missing the local star to put them over the top, and everyone hyped so far didn’t really deliver.
yeah
Landon Donovan is the greatest American offensive player ever (by far) and even he was a bust in Germany. Freddy Adu and Jozy Altidore are great fun to watch, but are not off to promising starts if they want to be the first American breakout star.
The American players who have achieved the most success internationally are all goalkeepers (Kellar, Friedel, Howard). Brian McBride, Claudio Reyna and a few others have found some success overseas, but not nearly enough to be big stars.
well the US team is ranked well but all of the national players
play in Europe
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
many of them do, yes
but a number of national team stalwarts (Landon Donovan, Pablo Mastroeni, Brian Ching, etc) play in MLS. Additionally, key players from the Canadian, Costa Rican, Guatemalan, Honduran, etc. national teams play in MLS.
The best Brazilian, Argentinian and Mexican players mostly play in Europe also.
fiction
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
It's funny that I can get the NHL on TV but not the NBA
While it’s the other way around for most people in the US for most games.
the biggest reason that Gary Bettman is terrible at his job… no one can find the games.
proud hinrichsheeple
i could go on for 100 days about how the NHL has run itself into the ground
they could be the first league to broadcast all their games free online..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
NHL garners no revenue from TV...they've had to go for whatever they can get
I’m surprised the games aren’t on the Public Access Channels for filler….LOL
Ok y'all
Gonna go FINALLY see that UP! movie everyone is talking about.
Take care, peace out, wear a rubber, etc.
Morty
kiss yo' wife and said it's from BRP so she can give you that smirk
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
bye lovely
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it's loud...sounds like there are some Penguin fans there...dang pittsburgh...always traveling
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
really? I heard three or four hockey people say Detroit would get it. I guess it wasn’t a consensus.
proud hinrichsheeple
yeah, they have big time depth...all 3 lineups can start for other NHL team according to experts....
this game is incredibly entertaining
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Dude
I just walked over to Macy’s to buy a new pair of brown dress shoes. I found a pair and asked the lady for size 10.5 or 11. She came out and said she had nothing near that size so I asked if they had any size 11 brown shoes and they had one OK display pair and I got them for $22. What kind of shoe selling place only has one pair of brown shoes in size 11?
hahaha and you gave it up?
macy’s usually has a big stock of shoes for men
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Yeah
Once she gets you for the shoes, she takes all your stuff and makes sure you buy everything from her. She’s nice though. The new shoes are lame though, I wouldn’t have bought them if they weren’t 22 bucks.
eesh who would do that..
first round maybe..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i like it how you organized it in a big tupperware box...when are you in movie production mode?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I was running out of room and I saw that tub on sale at Longs.
I’m sort of there, I still have to make some sets and figure out how to make the audio better.
I just flipped over to ESPN
and they had a profile of Dwight Howard including
Stephen A Smith saying Orlando was stupid for taking him over Emeka Okafor on the draft show.
How does that guy have a job. Is he EVER right?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
I hooked up my digital converter box
I get a random assortment of channels now. Sometimes they come in, sometimes it says “no channel”
I better not get “no channel” on KGW night for the Blazers next year. KGW is rumored to have one of the strongest digital signals around, so I’m probably okay.
German basketball league: T-Mobile Bonn (pink jerseys, watch out for sponsors in the NBA) defeats superior Alba Berlin in semis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5inlLww1oys
Behind 9/10 from three in the decisive game, including one waaaay behind the NBA three point line at about 2:10 in this “Amazing” video (mostly pictures, but some game scenes mixed in after that). Orlando has nothing on those guys. Key players: Winsome Frazier (how is that not an NBA player name) and Vince Yarbrough.
And another great three that decided the first finals game in Spain for Barcelona
http://acbtv.acb.com/video/1923
David Andersen brick, offensive tipout, Gianluca Basile hits the three with 2 seconds to go from downtown. Via Ball In Europe.
huge penalty kill here....
I care who wins…Detroit Always wins…they are the L*kers of the NHL…
how can i tell if it is a good game?
I struggle to follow these guys.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
If you don't know hockey well, the easiest way to tell...
…is a bunch of close calls (near-goals) in a tied (or within 1 goal) game.
It gets deeper from there, but it’s a good starting point.
at this level...mistakes=goals...
it is all about who makes the fewest mistakes…and your goaltender…right now…Pens are outplaying Detroit
Detroit looks nothing like the crisp, sharp team I'd seen before
And the Pens are being crazy aggressive now that they have the lead.
exactly! Once you have the lead...you can do that
I expect them to go into a bit of a defensive shell in the last 10 minutes….one more goal would secure it for sure for sure…
and... Detroit will have to take a more aggresive approach
they’ll start to change up lines…take crazy chances…which will let Pitt get more opportunities for breakaways
If there's ever a time for crazy chances
It’s when you’re down 0-2 with less than 10 minutes left in Game 7. :)
BTW for those who haven't checked their channels today
HBO and Cinemax have a free preview weekend underway. HBO has The Dark Knight tomorrow, and one of them as Tropic Thunder tonight.
Also, this includes free previews of their HD channels.
Up here too
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how you would have to commit bloody murder to cause a penalty in those late stages of NHL playoff games
Was the same in game 7 in Boston earlier
Wow. Of all times to call a close off-sides.
Their whistles have been silent for the whole period until now.
To the tune of the Lightin Hopkins song"Baby please dont go"
that Stevie Ray and I both riped him off for
Rudy please dont go
Rudy please dont go
Please dont go down to New Orleans
you know I love your game
would hate to see you go
please dont do a Sergio
Rudy please dont go
by southern oregon on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
lightning got his name cause the piano player they matched him up with
when they brought him out to Cali to record was named Thunder something….never toured witht he guy but the name stuck
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Alice D @ Laurelthirst pub n Portland tonight 9:30
I’ll get your CD tomorrow — want it personalized or just signed?
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Signed is cool
I had the great good fortune to meet Lightning when I was just a peach fuzz back from the war,he is a lot of the reason I am the blues man that I am.
by southern oregon on Jun 12, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Great save in the final second by Fleury
Mhm, hockey goalkeeper would be about adequate to my size and skating abilities…
the BEST trophy..
i love the tradition of it as well. that you cant touch it unless you win it.. so awesome.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You are so basketball
To me
You are so basketball
To me
Can’t you see
You’re everything I hoop for
You’re everything I three
You are so basketball
To me
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Mama take this jacket off of me
I cant use it any more
Jail Blazers days are gone
long gone
and we are knocking on heavens door.
by southern oregon on Jun 12, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe I’m just a homer, but I’m starting to like all these songs!
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
JT the Brick is usually a good talk show host to listen to when driving around. Tonight, he was saying that a “conservative estimate” of Kobe’s career will be that he’ll win six championships to match Jordan.
He followed this by saying that Kobe would opt out, sign a megamillions max deal in LA, and that the Lakers would trade Derek Fisher, Sasha Vujacic, and Lamar Odom for a star point guard.
He’s a good host until he talks Lakers.
proud hinrichsheeple
not a good host anyways..
i was sad when we got him. i enjoyed primetime.
i have turned off the radio for the last 3 weeks.. only music.. no sports talk since there is only ONE topic this time of year
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Heard that at lunch tonight
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
my goal for the summer
find a hersey hawkins sonics jersey
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
there was one on ebay a month ago
$20
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
i want it
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
it be gone..
i looked for another but no luck
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
where does one look for retro jerseys like that?
is there like an official store for that?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
I was looking at Ebay.
you can find throwbacks all over the place, but usually its only good players. for HH you need to find someone to own one.. 15 years from now it will be hard to find an Outlaw jersey
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
damn that sucks
1 month too late it seems
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
indeed.. keep your head up
i found a hornacek jersey for halloween 2 years ago.. never thought that would happen
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 12, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i just have to remember to keep looking.
hopefully i will find one
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
ha nice
ebay will email me if an item is listed that matches the search terms “hersey hawkins jersey”
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
gracias
any other rare jerseys that would be fun to have?
i was thinking a mo lucas one.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
you would have better luck finding a lucas
than a hersey hawkins
try mitchell&ness
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello and goodbye y'all
Just thought I’d stop in before racking out. Catch “you people” tomorrow.
"Friend to all women, lover to none" --Broyposse
love luck & lollypops
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
who you calling, "you people"?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
some new junk
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
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