CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!!
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I want the leading role in Jaws 5. I want it really really bad.
(Bill Simmons calls it Kobe’s “Bruce Springsteen face”. Also a good moniker, but I prefer Jawface)
by Norsktroll on Jun 10, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm coming to get you Barbara
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jun 10, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BRAIINNNNSSSS
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Jun 10, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is this the look that will be in commercials for the next decade or two?
If not, please let me know and I will change my face in order to become as famous and influential as Michael Jordan. – Elgin
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
by 22baylor on Jun 10, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet this isn't far from what he's thinking....
I noticed that he went to the extended lower jaw look most of the playoffs, and while he still does it, he’s move away from it a little bit. The game three look I saw most prevalent (in the first quarter anyway, when he was doing all his scoring) was the rapid licking of the lips after a bucket. What a scumbag. :)
by MattyDread on Jun 11, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My L*ker insurance plan doesn't cover orthodontia
by Samsara on Jun 10, 2009 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What makes Kobe’s underbite so unstoppable?
by Norsktroll on Jun 10, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe after my basketball career I can get work in the adult film industry.
“Hey Stan Van Geremy, do you think I got the facial expressions to be a star in your films?”
by tevisthe4th on Jun 10, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My new look I've been practicing in the mirror to show off in the finals
"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith
by blzrfan on Jun 10, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol Kobe???
Officer:Why did you kill your husband ?
Crazy Woman: Because I love too much!
by YikesItsCameron on Jun 11, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
R.I.P. Steve Irwin
oye’ look over there thats the black mamba. the most dangerous 2 guard ever. One wrong move and he will score 81 points on ya. DANGAR,DANGAR!!
I am going over there and giving him a foul..
ROAR.
AH his angry so very angry
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
by farmboy on Jun 10, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pvt. Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
by tking503 on Jun 10, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
was this face as he was strutting off the court
right after he let Courtney Lee get a wide open layup in game 2 to win it?
gawd he is awesome at D!! /sarcasm
by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If this look gets Rudy Fernandez all the Chicks...
Then I’m going to get me some ladies!
Look out Colorado, here I come!
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
by silkybrown on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That photo of
ballhog on the front of blazers edge just does not fit……………creepy……very creepy…….
I try to help with everything," Fernandez said. "If the coach says go rebound, I go rebound. I work for the team.
""If I'm playing this game to get media and attention, I shouldn't be here," Aldridge said. "I'm here to play basketball, and do what I can do to help this team win."
His stare became blank. It was apparent he was back in that place, on the Rose Garden's logo, picking up Aaron Brooks as the crowd nervously roared.
by Dragonage on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The look on his face when he was accused of that thing that happend in Colorado...
Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...
by Kpeddi27 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sat Face
COMCAST SUCKS!!
"Let's win the playoffs!!!!!"- Rudy Fernandez
by shamman on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rat face, I meant.
COMCAST SUCKS!!
"Let's win the playoffs!!!!!"- Rudy Fernandez
by shamman on Jun 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Beaver is active tonigh'!
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Jun 11, 2009 4:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didnt think so, but, yep, i sharted...
"So, then, I was like, it'd be really dirty if I put up 42. So I did!" -Brandon Roy, post-game comments after game 2 of the first round of the 2009 NBA Playoffs
by 5212872 on Jun 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody likes me enough
so I had to make this stupid face to make it look like I’m a leader.
I win
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire
by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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