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CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!!

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I want the leading role in Jaws 5. I want it really really bad.

(Bill Simmons calls it Kobe’s “Bruce Springsteen face”. Also a good moniker, but I prefer Jawface)

by Norsktroll on Jun 10, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

BRAIINNNNSSSS

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jun 10, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Is this the look that will be in commercials for the next decade or two?

If not, please let me know and I will change my face in order to become as famous and influential as Michael Jordan. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 10, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll bet this isn't far from what he's thinking....

I noticed that he went to the extended lower jaw look most of the playoffs, and while he still does it, he’s move away from it a little bit. The game three look I saw most prevalent (in the first quarter anyway, when he was doing all his scoring) was the rapid licking of the lips after a bucket. What a scumbag. :)

by MattyDread on Jun 11, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe after my basketball career I can get work in the adult film industry.

“Hey Stan Van Geremy, do you think I got the facial expressions to be a star in your films?”

by tevisthe4th on Jun 10, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

by joelor on Jun 10, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Lol Kobe???

Officer:Why did you kill your husband ?
Crazy Woman: Because I love too much!

by YikesItsCameron on Jun 11, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

R.I.P. Steve Irwin

oye’ look over there thats the black mamba. the most dangerous 2 guard ever. One wrong move and he will score 81 points on ya. DANGAR,DANGAR!!

I am going over there and giving him a foul..

ROAR.

AH his angry so very angry

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Jun 10, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Pvt. Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.

by tking503 on Jun 10, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

haha

I just watched that movie again the other day and remember the scene.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 10, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

was this face as he was strutting off the court

right after he let Courtney Lee get a wide open layup in game 2 to win it?

gawd he is awesome at D!! /sarcasm

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 10, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If this look gets Rudy Fernandez all the Chicks...

Then I’m going to get me some ladies!
Look out Colorado, here I come!

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That photo of

ballhog on the front of blazers edge just does not fit……………creepy……very creepy…….

I try to help with everything," Fernandez said. "If the coach says go rebound, I go rebound. I work for the team.

""If I'm playing this game to get media and attention, I shouldn't be here," Aldridge said. "I'm here to play basketball, and do what I can do to help this team win."

His stare became blank. It was apparent he was back in that place, on the Rose Garden's logo, picking up Aaron Brooks as the crowd nervously roared.

by Dragonage on Jun 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sat Face

COMCAST SUCKS!!
"Let's win the playoffs!!!!!"- Rudy Fernandez

by shamman on Jun 10, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rat face, I meant.

COMCAST SUCKS!!
"Let's win the playoffs!!!!!"- Rudy Fernandez

by shamman on Jun 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Beaver is active tonigh'!

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Jun 11, 2009 4:03 AM PDT reply actions  

didnt think so, but, yep, i sharted...

"So, then, I was like, it'd be really dirty if I put up 42. So I did!" -Brandon Roy, post-game comments after game 2 of the first round of the 2009 NBA Playoffs

by 5212872 on Jun 11, 2009 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nobody likes me enough

so I had to make this stupid face to make it look like I’m a leader.

I win

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
"You are the master of cool." - Claire

by cloudydays on Jun 12, 2009 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

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