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Meet Your Moderators

It's my great pleasure to introduce to you a group of people we've been anticipating for a couple months now: the Blazersedge Moderators.  These folks are tasked with keeping community conversational standards fair and high, welcoming newcomers gracefully, and resolving any difficulties that may come our way creatively but authoritatively.  It's a tall order, especially for a community as dynamic and varied as this one.  I thank each of these people from the bottom of my heart for being willing to take this on.

Your Blazersedge Moderators

Youe Blazersedge Moderators, in no particular order, are:

Prezofdeath, who is likely familiar to you from his podcast work and his numerous comments.

Tdarkstar, a long-tenured member skilled at keeping an even keel.

Jorga, also a long-tenured member whose comments and observations are usually packed with wisdom.

-Ken (formerly known as "Ken" before his name got bagged by somebody else in the SBN switch-over) who has the distinction of being the first person I ever banned.  (Ask him about it sometime.)  He's also experienced in online venues and has been with us since before I came to Blazersedge.

Usmcr3049 who has a great head on his shoulders for both basketball and people.

Geoffm, whom you probably won't recognize off the bat.  He's an uber-experienced computer/online moderation guru and a long-time reader.  He's here to provide the "outside" perspective on our culture and moderation.

I've been talking with these folks for a while now and I can tell you without reservation that we're lucky to have them.  Each of them knows the site.  Most of them know most of you.  They are invested in Blazersedge being the best it can be because they love it like you do.

For anyone wondering why any particular popular name in the community isn't on this list, let me assure you that it's no slight to them.  We have some amazing posters on this site who need to be free to remain exactly that.  Some of the most frequently read community members are far more valuable to us in their authorial and commenting capacity than they would be as Moderators.  Instead of just taking our top six most frequent, quality posters and making them Mods we've run the gamut here.  I think that will prove a strong approach.

A Word on The Process

We all need to understand something.  Just because we've added a half-dozen Moderators doesn't mean the site will never have a questionable comment again.  It also doesn't mean that those comments will be instantly erased so you'll never see them.  None of these people are getting paid in anything but love and gratitude.  This isn't their full-time job.  The fruits of their labor will need to be judged over months, not minutes.  If something is up that seems like it doesn't belong it doesn't necessarily mean that the Mods aren't working.  It may just mean they haven't seen it yet.

Also know that this is an evolving process.  We've already had tons of group discussion before the Mods have even started.  Much of that will continue.  Moderation is seldom a black-and-white issue.  We're negotiating the shades of gray just like you do.

How You Can Help

At the end of the day the quality of discussion on this site doesn't fall on the shoulders of its Moderators.  It falls on your shoulders.  I don't think I can put it any plainer than that.  What this community will be is up to you, the people who comment here every day.

Moderators have certain tasks that they do quite well, but even in those they need your help in order to be effective.

The biggest single hand you can lend is to model great conversation.  One of the issues in the last few months has been that some lower-quality posts have led to lower-quality comments which begat lower-quality responses and so on.  Frustration only breeds frustration.  Responding to badness with more badness makes things worse, not better.  The reverse is also true.  Great conversation usually leads to more great conversation.  That's the side of the ledger we all need to fall on.   That way aberrations will be isolated, infrequent, and easy to deal with from the Mods' perspective instead of a swamp of crud they have to wade through.

The second responsibility this community needs to pick up is the proper employment of the flag system.  We're great with recs but generally poor with flags.  I'll be blunt...with the volume of comments that pass through here daily, especially during the season, even six mods have no hope of keeping up with it all.  You need to help guide them to where they can be most useful.  That means using flags.

A few people had questions when I announced that as of today, people would no longer be welcome to comment negatively on other people's comments or Fanposts/Fanshots.  Part of the cry was, "How will poor comments and posts be dealt with if we don't complain about them?  Badness will run amok unchallenged!"

We all need to realize that those negative comments were wholly ineffective and were bringing the site down.  Generally two types of people make posts that engender frustration.  One is the new person, used to conversation elsewhere and unfamiliar with the different atmosphere of Blazersedge.  They're not sure what a Fanpost is for.  Sometimes their tenor is different than we've come to expect.  This situation is correctable with a little time and patience.  A dozen frustrated comments in a thread first cause those people to react with similar anger in return and then drive them away before they can learn what the site is about.  This reflects poorly on us.  The second type is the troll who loves to stir up crap.  Those frustrated comments please them no end.  In neither case do those comments bring any good.  In both cases other readers not involved in the fray have to dig through the chaff to find the good stuff, which also reflects poorly on the site.  This is exactly why those kind of comments have to stop.

How will poor comments and posts be dealt with if you don't complain about them?  That's part of what the Mods are for.  Instead of a dozen frustrated, ineffective comments you get one or two comments that are targeted and direct.  Newer folks can be guided without being overly insulted.  Trolls can be dealt with by someone with the authority to do more than complain.  The rest of us don't have to read through the drama in order to get to the basketball.

But this only works if the Mods know what to look at.  So from this point forward all the frustrated comments you were going to make end up as flags alerting the Mods that there's an issue.

"This post doesn't belong here" becomes a flag.

"This guy is insulting" becomes a flag.

"This should be in a trade drawer" becomes a flag.

"This should be a Fanshot" becomes a flag.

"This guy called that other guy an idiot" becomes a flag.

"A Mod should look at this thread" becomes a flag (WITHOUT the comment).

"Flagged" becomes a flag (again without the comment, please).

Flags are anonymous.  Only the Mods see who gave them.  The flag button also has a space for explanations.  If you have something to say, you can still say it.  You just say it to the Mods, who can actually do something about it, instead of venting it to everybody.

Basically if a violation is important enough for you to do something about, that "something" becomes a flag, not a comment in the thread.  The options are flag it or let it go.  The Mods have a board that shows the most flagged comments and posts.  They log on, they check it, they are guided right to the areas most in need of attention without having to spend six hours rummaging through every thread on the site.

Meanwhile the comments in problematic threads become fewer, tending towards zero.  New folks know something is up (which the Mods can then explain to them) without getting burnt to a crisp.  Trolls don't get fed.  If trolls don't amend their ways they're on a lonely island of zero-comment threads where they're terribly easy for the Moderators to deal with without anybody else going down in the crossfire because they got involved.

Obviously the flag system needs to be used correctly.  Just disagreeing with you doesn't warrant a flag.  Flagging shouldn't be used as a joke, as that wastes the Mods' time.  Keep "flag pollution" to a minimum.  If you can let something go, let it go.  But if you can't, flag it and know it will be looked at.  It may not be instant if there's not a Mod onboard at that exact time.  The Mods may not agree with your call or may deal with it in a different way than you would.  That's their prerogative.  But it will be looked at.

Last but not least, if you have feedback about the Mods or the system, that needs to happen via e-mail, not in the threads.  The easiest way is simply to e-mail me and I'll make sure your comment gets to the Mods.  Complaining about moderation in the threads is no more effective than the other types of complaining and just as much of a drag to read through.  E-mail us and we'll discuss.

And that's about all we'll say about that.  I'm sure the Mods will say hello in the comment section of the thread.  Feel free to do so as well.

Now onward!

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)

 

 

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Was anyone else tempted to flag Dave on this post?

Good system and choice of moderators.. it should help.

by amitp06 on Jun 1, 2009 12:24 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i was tempted to type "first" ;-p

but then i would have had to delete it and probably would have got warned. ;-)

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

a MOD

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

congrats man

i like how you played it off like u werent gonna be a mod.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I for one

welcome our new mod overlords

by shteveo on Jun 1, 2009 12:25 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So many snarky things to say

alas, it is no more

I think it’s a good list. I haven’t seen Ken post in a long time and I don’t know the Geoff fellow, but I know the other 4 are all high quality people (gotta get in on their good side).

I think it’ll make this site even better.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Sure there can be more!

Just direct all snark at the L*kers.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 1, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Funny story. A Bedger was banned from the Laker SBN site for called them L*kers.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other L*kers sites

take it as a badge of honor.

I guess it’s in the perspective. It’s about 60% humorous and 40% loathing for me. I use the full name when I’m writing for other audiences, but here at home I just need the asterisk. I couldn’t stand that name all over the site.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 1, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Lakers are only my 3rd least favorite team

I think I’m going to start calling my two least favorite teams the J*zz and the N*ggets.

by jksnake99 on Jun 1, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like what you've done with the Jazz

Because it almost violates the BE rule for not using dirty words by replacing letters with an *.

2 hot 2 stop it

by dan_the_man on Jun 1, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

you've figured it out already

Each positive comment about the mods will allow you one infraction without consequence. (The above is only 1 comment even though you buttered up 4 mods.)

And I supposed I’d better get in the habit of adding “jk” because I’m often taken way too seriously. Sigh.

jk

by jorga on Jun 1, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!!!! That system is unfair!!!

wait…you are joking?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't give me compliments...give me choc chip cookies!

email me for address. every batch of cookies = one week where i will let you post anything without fear of ban.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

so it was prez all along

that was diverting his attention away from himself in the prospective mod discussions. well played.

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Now who saw that coming and picked those names in the office pool?

(I totally expect Usmcr2049 to remove this for political bias, but it’s purely illustrative)

by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

as do i

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously

you were one of the people I referenced as amazing posters who could have been Mods. Seeing the quality and frequency of your work, I felt we needed you more as Norsktroll than Norskmod.

Thank you for what you do.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 1, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Plus One regarding Nortstroll.

B.E. does not need him to be wasting his talents being a cop. Don’t mean to embarrass him but he is easily my all time favorite B.E. poster.

You picked a fine group of moderators. Considering the rather large burden they’ve been handed however I’m not sure congratulations are in order. I mean, unless they find a way among themselves to divvy up the work, won’t their job requirements involve reading every post that is made?! That’s an absolutely overwhelming thought. Anymore, I’ll bet I read only 1/10th of what is posted and I still spend more time here than I should. So my respect and appreciation sincerely go out to them in advance for the challenges they face.

Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave

Also: COMCAST SUCKS!

by TwoDeep on Jun 1, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got 3 of 3 and was leaning toward Darkstar.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

no idea on the other two.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

loud ’n clear.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

it hurts my little eardrums.

it’s out of tune…it sounds like he’s only hitting 50 percent of the notes or something

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol you got me. that deserves a big, hearty rec.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a young jedi

I don’t know my full power yet. But hopefully soon I will have the power to spell my screen name correctly!

by usmcr3049 on Jun 1, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just quoted Dave above.

by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

That’s what happens sometimes when you write after midnight.

Fixed. And apologies.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 1, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is correcting someone's spelling

a ban-able offense??

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Howdy all

Just wanted to say hi. :)
-Geoff

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

glad to have you as part of the site, Geoff. Do you plan on having a visible presence on Bedge, or will you stay behind the scenes?

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to be more visible

Mostly so that i can get to know all of you guys better. This is a really interesting site to be a part of.

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

there are quite a few of us I hear

although, IMO, it doesn’t take long to identify a person’s style, maybe because it’s such an open and inviting community. I know that on the rare occasions I comment on ESPN, for example, I’m all business.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

On ESPN I had more than one post removed - by a dumb robot who didn't like my (similar) username

Mods who are “embedded” and respected community users are the far better way to shape conversation on a site as far as my experience goes. Then again ESPN’s board technology is fairly outdated and the sheer volume of posts on hot topics is daunting.

by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

i cringe at the thought of the ESPN boards

There is just to much craziness over there.

There are a lot of interesting posters here, and the conversation is a lot more inviting. I was lurking long enough to be able to recognize some styles, others i am definitely still getting used to.

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

getting used to....

you mean tominhawaii

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

How did you guess?? For sure one of the more “unique” contributors.

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

if I had to pick out one member who would take time to adjust to

it would be Tom and I think nearly everyone would agree.

Shout out to AK1984 for the runner up position with his direct, no nonsense statistical approach and, shall I say, coarse demeanor

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol well said

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't this be flagged ...

… for singling out one particular poster?

Uh, wait, now I get taken to the woodshed for using ’flagged" in a post.

I’m so confused.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jun 1, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flag

(Don’t worry, now the heat’s on me!!!) ;)

by staylost on Jun 1, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

What up G!!!

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a hunch

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/30/893597/blazers-edge-community-podcast#16410502

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on Jun 1, 2009 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

You seem like a nice and reasonable guy

particularly after meeting you in person on Fri night. Why are you not a moderator? – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm glad i'm not

i’d rather be a junk drawer warrior. I’m not olde skool enough either, i like to say borderline offensive stuff sometimes.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on Jun 1, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

a pot-stirrer. Well, we need those too. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 2, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got to ask

Was this the big announcement you teased on the BEdge podcast? If so, I approve. If not, let the games begin on what the announcement could actually be!

by usdblazerfan on Jun 1, 2009 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

nah, this ain't the BIG announcement for summer.

Dave said that would come after the draft if i’m not mistaken.

And no, I don’t know. I’m just as curious (maybe even moreso) than you ;-p

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of us gets Dave's job for a week during the season

Game previews, reviews and columns about important Blazer news

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote Mortimer or Tom.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 1, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know if I would like a week of joking on the main page

tom is good in small doses

Morty might be good

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of us don’t have to read through the drama in order to get to the basketball.

but but but the “drama” was like 33 percent of the entertainment value of this site lol.

BEdge: Come For The Basketball, Stay for the Huge Thread About Banning the Blazer Dancers

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 1:33 AM PDT reply actions  

hahah

ahhh good times.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure most of that thread

would still pass muster. After all it was about a basketball-related subject. Or not, depending on your viewpoint, which was the crux of the argument.

—Dave

by Dave on Jun 1, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ehh probably

but it also makes excellent joke material

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful!

Great choices all around. I’m excited to see what happens around here.

PUT BATUM IN NOW: Rallying cry of the BBIQ appreciation club
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

by rockingharder on Jun 1, 2009 1:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Hi all...

I know you haven’t seen me post much lately but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been around. I look forward to working with my fellow mods and with Dave and Ben. This is easily the best and best run forum I’ve ever seen on the Internets and I know we all want to keep it that way. I’ll do my best.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 1, 2009 3:40 AM PDT reply actions  

That's a long, sad story...

One of the most harrowing days of my life.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 1, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if I say I wish to murder 92wastheyear in the Junk Drawer

Please know I say it out of venomous hatred because of a great offense he has perpetrated against me and my entire family with his salacious lies.

Since I got good reason, it isn’t really flaggable.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jun 1, 2009 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

salacious lies… Mort, you slay me… well, actually, you slay 92wastheyear. But you know what I mean.

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I die mysteriously on the internet

it is not an accident!!!!

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Yes I am

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

the real question is

if you die in the internet do you die IRL?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how does one introduce oneself to people who already know them?

Hi, I’m T Darkstar, but you already knew that. Hmm. Nonetheless, I look forward to working with all of you to make this place even better than it already is.

One point that Dave made is that the flag system is going to be very important. None of us moderators can sift through the entire daily content of BE and look at every post. Flagging something is by far the most efficient way of having it resolved, even if it might take a few hours if none of us happen to be online at the time. If you can do that, it makes our job much easier, thus making us more effective.

וָאֹמַר אוֹי-לִי כִי-נִדְמֵיתִי, כִּי אִישׁ טְמֵא-שְׂפָתַיִם אָנֹכִי, וּבְתוֹךְ עַם-טְמֵא שְׂפָתַיִם, אָנֹכִי יוֹשֵׁב: כִּי, אֶת-הַמֶּלֶךְ יְהוָה צְבָאוֹת--רָאוּ עֵינָי.

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by T Darkstar on Jun 1, 2009 4:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Nope. Not even close.

:p

וָאֹמַר אוֹי-לִי כִי-נִדְמֵיתִי, כִּי אִישׁ טְמֵא-שְׂפָתַיִם אָנֹכִי, וּבְתוֹךְ עַם-טְמֵא שְׂפָתַיִם, אָנֹכִי יוֹשֵׁב: כִּי, אֶת-הַמֶּלֶךְ יְהוָה צְבָאוֹת--רָאוּ עֵינָי.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Jun 1, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

He says we all talk dirty

(But he does too).

"What's so interesting is that this team took on a dynamic that was very special. I don't think we as a group, in terms of management, coaches and players, realize what we did as a young team. We broke all the metrics. We broke all the molds. Our challenge is can we continue to do that. As young of a team with 54 wins, no issues off the court, phenomenal chemistry." - Kevin Pritchard

by lee3022 on Jun 1, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Hebrew

Considering the source, probably ancient Hebrew. But I’m far too lazy to look it up and figure out what it says.

Speculating, I would guess it does not really contain deep theological truths.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey jscot!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it said in Hebrew

I’m sure it wasn’t “hey jscot!”

But it’s as good a guess as any I tried.

I suppose I’d better actually quit this and go back to work. Sigh.

Is “work” a bad word that will get me banned?

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google translate for pure Babelfish comedy

Oh, and said – that I – Ndmiti, that a man unclean – Vertical articulation, and with – defiled lip, I sit: that, the – King Jehovah armies – saw eyes

by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isaiah 6:5 "Translated"

I love Google Translate.

וָאֹמַר אוֹי-לִי כִי-נִדְמֵיתִי, כִּי אִישׁ טְמֵא-שְׂפָתַיִם אָנֹכִי, וּבְתוֹךְ עַם-טְמֵא שְׂפָתַיִם, אָנֹכִי יוֹשֵׁב: כִּי, אֶת-הַמֶּלֶךְ יְהוָה צְבָאוֹת--רָאוּ עֵינָי.

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by T Darkstar on Jun 1, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Google almost matches the KJV, sort of.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute.. one horrible realization just came over me

Will I actually have to be nice to prez from now on? What if he breaks out that “lame-o-meter” of his again?

man, this could get dicey

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 1, 2009 4:52 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jun 1, 2009 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

No requirement to be nice

Just politely ignore as if isn’t there.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Mods

Don’t get a stinky big head about it, okay? Just because you got straight-C’s in blogging school so you couldn’t run your own blog and had to become blog cops, doesn’t mean you gotta take it out on US, alright?

Nice choices, I had a feeling about a few, and they’ll all be fair and nice and ‘get it’ (which is most important). This’ll give -Ken a reason to come around more often, and that always works in our favor! Well played, Dave… well played. Get negative-Ken out of retirement.

Tdarkstar, Jorga, USMCR, GeoffM, all plenty nice people. Prezofdeath, I am not familiar with. I hope he acquaints himself with Blazers Edge someday soon because I’m worried about someone so infatuated with Death. The Mods are kinda like our pilots, right? I dunno if we’d like to have a pilot with a death wish… he might think ’well there is no tomorrow for me because of my morbid fascination with murder, so might as well go on a banning spree and take some people down with me".

CONGRATULATIONS MODERATES. This is a good idea and I expect it to work splendidly for the most part.

Forever in your service oh gracious Blazers Edge overlords,
Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jun 1, 2009 5:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Hi Mortimer.

I’m Prez.

To be friends, press 1. All other calls, please stay on the line, and one of our Morticians will be with you shortly.

Get it? Prez of Death…MORTician? Me and you are a lot more connected than it may seem.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that's who Murtometer is

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let it begin

Congratulations guys, hope you don’t have to work much :)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by DaniBCN on Jun 1, 2009 5:09 AM PDT reply actions  

laughter and standing ovulation

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 1, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suddenly need to ask a question

Dave says if we want to flag something, we shouldn’t comment “flag”.

But what if we comment “flag” and intentionally don’t flag it? Like a stealth “unflag” or something?

I just needed to ask that question in response to this particular pun, for some reason. I’m not sure why.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think in the “New Day” thread a while back we discussed the intentionally sarcastic flag…

proud hinrichsheeple

by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that thread that I didn't read but went ahead and commented, anyway?

Is that like commenting on basketball without watching it? Does anyone here actually watch games, or do we all just talk about them?

Think about that. You don’t do it, you just watch? And then, going to yet another level, you don’t even watch, you just talk about it?

I will now exit this thread and see how many people get banned responding to that last paragraph.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jun 1, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations

You just made me change my signature, in your honor.

Nobody expects a Spanish Acquisition!

by DaniBCN on Jun 1, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice sig

Maybe we need two more (Victor Claver and Felipe Lopez). – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

People will be expecting them then

It’d ruin my sig

Nobody expects a Spanish Acquisition!

by DaniBCN on Jun 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

System Test: Please Standby

i think we should trade Sergio for Kobe straight up. Dude. Their salaries match and since Kobe is an UFA this year and already said he wants out of LA. Totally. i already checked this on the trade machine and it works. Kobe will bring like 10 rings to PDX. that sports guy on the TV was saying the same thing. i can’t remember his name but he said the same thing. He is on TV.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jun 1, 2009 7:06 AM PDT reply actions  

flog

No, literally. You will now be flogged.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's worse than flagged

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on Jun 2, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great move.

Welcome the value that the Mods will add. Thanks Dave for continuing to improve BE. Presume that excessive inappropriate flagging can lead to bans — lets not have the trolls abuse your mechanism.

by FromAfar on Jun 1, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Dave should adopt some variation of Matt's signature (Blog-A-Bull)
USE THE SOFTWARE. Actions→ Rec/Flag. Reply to comments with the reply button. Rec good fanposts/fanshots so the crud gets pushed down.

by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool

I’m psyched about this moderator business. BE has needed more eyes for months and months, and we’re lucky to have this group of wise and thoughtful people as mods. We are in good hands.

Jorga, Darkstar, Prez, usmcr, Ken, and mystery man Geoff — thanks for taking on the responsibility.

by Corvid on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Perfect Mods

Jorga – My bff even though she called me a name at BEdge night

Prez – pwnd…will listen to anything claire says…and claire is my favorite sister in the fam

T-Darkstar – i got blackmail pics

USMCR – my lost father that had me in ’Nam

Ken – owes me $30

Geoff – don’t know yet but i use to have a wiener dog name Geoff

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

YEP!

my family and extended family has a deal with calling all their pets by standard human names

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats interesting actually.

Not a ton of Geoffs in the world, let alone wiener dog ones.

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow...i didn't know that it is rare...are you my coworker? his name is geoff...

that would be awkward knowing we both don’t work

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is rare enough

that i know when telemarketers are calling. They can never pronounce it correctly.

I am at work, although that doesn’t mean that i am doing work.

by geoffm on Jun 1, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blackmail pics! Cool!

I’ve never been blackmailed before. Does it happen like in the movies?

וָאֹמַר אוֹי-לִי כִי-נִדְמֵיתִי, כִּי אִישׁ טְמֵא-שְׂפָתַיִם אָנֹכִי, וּבְתוֹךְ עַם-טְמֵא שְׂפָתַיִם, אָנֹכִי יוֹשֵׁב: כִּי, אֶת-הַמֶּלֶךְ יְהוָה צְבָאוֹת--רָאוּ עֵינָי.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Jun 1, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

this will be worst TD...i'm talking about POSTERS at the next BlazersEdge night...

it will be title “MOD THIS:”

and will have a pic of you and “fill in the blank” doing “fill in the blank” and getting caught by “fill in the blank” while you were on a live webex conf that i recorded and next to it is a browser window with your profile open on bedge.com….

SOOOO SCANDALICIOUS…the only thing left is for me to photoshop Prez stalking you from outside your window with a “oh geez” look

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaat?

Already my image is being undermined.

We didn’t even meet at BE night. I saw you there – you were nearly as ubiquitous as Andy (where is he, BTW?) but our paths never crossed and I never knew who you were until you said “goodbye” to Sophia (who was standing next to me). I asked her who that was and the reply was “broyposse” (she even said it in lower case.) I realize that everyone fades in Sophia’s glow, but you didn’t even ask to be introduced… Or was that “name” telepathically received?

by jorga on Jun 1, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andy got a girlfriend and ran away with her into the internetless wilderness

Just another example of women ruining everything.

As for broyposse….that guy avoided us cool Bedgers in the corner all night long.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew who you were

oh the knife in my back…

i said bye to everyone and the cool kids (you, s4e, and cornplant) didn’t so much as give me a head nod…than i heard a nasty word directed at me while i left ( for the sake of goodness, my toddler was sick so i had to run!!!) AND s4e confirmed it later…

i’m hurt but you are still my bff and will take the now free drink offer you owe me

btw, i have the best story on Andy….he officially lost his fan card in my book…the story was told in a JD but is worth telling again in person…bwahhahaha

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on Jun 1, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me be a voice of concern

I will go on record as saying I don’t like adolescent behavior on the internet, so I agree with the general premise.

On the other hand, I’m human and will occasionally phrase something less kindly than i could have or might see a great need to brush up against a profanity line to make a particular point. I also am guilty of posting under the influence and occasionally being the devil’s advocate.

So my point is, I hope the new mods aren’t overly totalitarian. There’s keeping civil discourse and there’s over-reacting. On day one, I’m skeptical of our new authority figures. I hope everyone is, including Dave, Ben and the team of special agents themselves.

by sagcat on Jun 1, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

also,

I just tried to flag one of my own comments from earlier and was unable to do so. I done broke a rule. Any chance for leniency on day one from newly appointed deputies? I’m guessing my Bedge days could come to an ugly end. I hope it doesn’t come to that, but give a bunch of people a ban button and tell them there’s a no tolerance policy…

If so, I’ve loved the site, and love my Blazers and I’ll take my “insights” as they are somewhere else.

by sagcat on Jun 1, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think you're good...at least from what i've seen.

the main thing is just nothing totally whack. If you get banned, you’ll know it’s coming long before it happens. a poke here or there isn’t the end of the world—it’s the people that consistently post borderline stuff or stuff that’s actually over the line.

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Trick

Read the post with this music playing in the background.

by tominhawaii on Jun 1, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously...

March of the Mods. They are going to slaughter us.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if slaughter is the right word...

Sounds too understated.

OVERstated! Over. Stated. Yeah.

וָאֹמַר אוֹי-לִי כִי-נִדְמֵיתִי, כִּי אִישׁ טְמֵא-שְׂפָתַיִם אָנֹכִי, וּבְתוֹךְ עַם-טְמֵא שְׂפָתַיִם, אָנֹכִי יוֹשֵׁב: כִּי, אֶת-הַמֶּלֶךְ יְהוָה צְבָאוֹת--רָאוּ עֵינָי.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Jun 1, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

before I went to your link, my first guess was that you were going to link to something from Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

by sagcat on Jun 1, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was expecting...

Yakety Sax. I dont know why. I just imagine it as background music for everything now.

by BlazerBen on Jun 1, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome lineup :)

I’m so glad that i’m on Prez’s good side – now i can spew obscenities without consequence.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 1, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations everyone. I hope everything works well for you.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jun 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations mods!

I know you are all really just scheming your way into sharing SBNation ad revenue with Dave and Ben…

Reno. So close to hell you can see Sparks.

by RenoBlazerFan on Jun 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats mods!

It’s a good move, the site has grown big enough for mods.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" --- 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on Jun 1, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I never doubted Dave would pick a good crew

But the first moderated JD has had some really wierd tech problems

by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If by weird problems...

you’re referring to the fact that my eyes are bleeding after reading it and my IQ has dropped 32 points… Yeah, I see your point.

What tech problems are you seeing?

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 1, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

The JDers take offense to that!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just know...

that it was said in fun.

So he said in himself: "O vilest of those wherefor was made the byword: 'The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel!"' Richard Burton, Arabian Nights

by -ken on Jun 2, 2009 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

anything in particular?

the thread was clean so there shouldn’t have been much deletion (if anything at all)…anything in particular?

by prezofdeath on Jun 1, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PFFT

you are all lucky I declined, elsewise I’d be dropping the ban hammer like a man possessed. (JK, no one would every give me that power)

Fire Mark Mason. He's a dork, and he projects that we are ALL dorks
Fire Brian Wheeler. Homers suck.
Trade Trout, or sign someone reliable to soak up his minutes.
....Now I'm done

by SuperDave on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Dave

and thank you Mods for serving amongst us.

Now live up to it!

"What's so interesting is that this team took on a dynamic that was very special. I don't think we as a group, in terms of management, coaches and players, realize what we did as a young team. We broke all the metrics. We broke all the molds. Our challenge is can we continue to do that. As young of a team with 54 wins, no issues off the court, phenomenal chemistry." - Kevin Pritchard

by lee3022 on Jun 1, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

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