Legitimate Junk Drawer May 8
Upon realizing that the previous JD was an abomination, created within the same 24 hour period as the previous JD, I offer this as an alternative.
Questionnaire:
Did you see the new “Trek”? The reviews appear to be good. How shocking is this?
Are you BEdging from work? If so, does your chair have armrests? What does this say about you? Have you ever been having a conversation with someone and, whilst fiddling with the little release lever under your chair, suddenly plummeted about 6 inches mid sentence?
Do you eat farm raised fish, such as tilapia? Do you know where it comes from? Would you eat it if you did?
Do you drink coffee at home before leaving for work, get some on the way to work, or drink coffee on the company’s dime once at work?
Do you rotate your tires? Do you believe this extends tire life? Why?
Have you ever compared your actual electrical meter reading to that which is claimed on your monthly bill?
Why are small dogs so popular as house pets compared to cats? Bascially, if you wanted a small animal roaming your house, why not a cat? Would you ever take a fish to the veterinarian?
Does your drywall smell like sulpher? Do you?
What color would you say is most prevalent in nature?
Can you type well but still need to look when using numbers?
How many televisions do you have in your home that you never watch? Did you know that rather than spending a lot of money on HDTV, you can get the same picture quality improvement merely by wiping the dust from your current television screen?
Would you say you use paper clips or staples more often? Do you quietly smirk when opening your desk drawer and seeing that your staples are Staples brand? Do you do this every time you see the same box?
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Trek and Fish
Trek – My wife has no interest in seeing Star Trek, so my (5 year) mission will be to find someone to see it with. You see, I hate seeing movies by myself. I know, weird. The movie my wife is eager to see? Wolverine. I’m guessing it has more to do with Hugh Jackman’s bare chest than his adamatium claws.
Fish – It used to be tilapia and, especially pollock where ‘throw away’ fish…but now apparently with the world’s oceans being overfished we are supposed to accept these as high-quality substitutes. Did you know they made/make fake crab out of pollock? Because it lacks taste on it’s own (kinda like tofu), but add some ‘crab flavoring’ and it becomes fake crab!
Enjoy your Friday, dudes and dudettes.. I’m going to be working from home, and occasionally popping on to BEdge.
by SloppyJoe on May 8, 2009 6:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats a lot of question
I drink coffee at home before work.
I never rotate my tires, but believe I should because my truck definetly wears the tires in different ways.
Inside animals are grooooooooooosssssss.
Nature is green
I can type fast… just not numbers, unless it’s on the little number pad thingy on the right of my keyboard.
I use stapels more. And I don’t have a desk to open.
and Kelvin
by The Most Interesting Man in the World on May 8, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
farnooglefarnumnutbutter
1.) haven’t seen Trek. Wolverine is first without question. Good? I’d be floored.
2.) Yeah, i bedge at work. Yes my chair has armrests. It says i like comfortable chairs. No, never crashed thanks to the release. It’s at the lowest setting.
3.) I do not eat disgusting fish. (all fish is disgusting)
4.) I have started drinking coffee, it requires a lot of hazelnut syrup when I do. I drink tea at work. Currently I have peppermint. I bring my own honey. I don’t have a mug here, and i should change that.
5.) I do rotate tires. Is supposed to help with tread wear.
6.) no, i haven’t checked my meter reading to my actual bill. I assume they’re off due to “it’s an estimate” I’ve heard from others who have. Additionally, I have no idea where they’re located for my apartment or which one is mine. if I had a house, I’d probably watch it.
7.) Small dogs are 90% stupid, and I’m not a fan of stupid. I have met some smaller dogs (slightly larger than cat size) that were actually pretty cool. For the most part I call them rats and dream of eating them. As for the fish, no. The internets and pet stores can tell you what’s wrong, or give you an idea. Any more than that and the fish gets replaced. Currently on Screensaver 2.0.
8.) more like monkeys making out in raspberry flavored rain while drinking tequila. I totally smell like that. I was filming them.
9.) Shades of blue are all over the place although there’d be a lot of red if you cut things open. We might look like mars then.
10.) I can type without looking at the numbers, I but I still usually do unless I can’t and then sometimes I hit the cat on the tail by accident.
11.) I do not own a television. The internet pron is so much cheaper. it’s always been terrible quality though, so I’ll try cleaning my screen.
12.) I’m in a staple mood right now. Mostly I want to go staple my coworkers. Their screams of pain would make me laugh while I ate my banana. However, people might frown on that so I’m going to go watch my boss play basketball in a dress for lunch. I have no idea what staples I have as I can’t even find my stapler. I think it was abducted by those cursed monkeys.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
by ratbastird on May 8, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 8, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two JDs, battling it out for world supremacy!!!
by T$ 225 on May 8, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And one is clearly losing
BTW….any or all records acrued during this buy one-get one free junk drawer sale will be null and/or void
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All records currently owned by 92 are considered permanent and untouchable until actually superceded by 92’s own future attempted futility.
Upsetting the order of the universe wasn’t on my “to do” list today. : )
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 8, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the image...
of the physical manifestation of this junk drawer.
Unfortunate.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 8, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got my fathead
I gotta let it rest for an hour then I can put it up. I’ll share one photo once it is up.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE the Broy one that just came out or the pinwheel?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 8, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
It’s a whole sheet with all kinds of junk on it and then you peel it off like a sticker. It tells you to wash the wall with just water then lay it out flat for an hour before you put it up.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is rad
Where are you putting it?
Somebody at work just gave me a shareef abdur rahim shoe. Not sure what I’ll do with it just yet…
by T$ 225 on May 8, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Fathead a euphemism....
….for an erection?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My views on coffee, with apologies to Bob Marley:
I drink two cups in the morning.
I drink two cups at night.
I drink two cups in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I drink two cups in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I drink two cups before I drink two cups,
and then I drink two more.
Daddy he once told me “son be coffee-drinkin’ man”
and Momma she once told me “son drink coffee all you can”
but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
“Coffee good, coffee fine, just don’t pee the bed.”
That’s why
I drink two cups in the morning.
I drink two cups at night.
I drink two cups in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I drink two cups in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I drink two cups before I drink two cups,
and then I drink two more.
by MiledAnimal on May 8, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel is one of the NBA's dirtiest players.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/steve_aschburner/05/08/kobe/index.html?bcnn=yes
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 8, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How...
dare they. But hey new titles mean progress. And progress=SUCcess
Blazers+Blazersedge=Mind Blown
by TappedPotential on May 8, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife put up a in the living room so I put up a Fathead

The the left is our front door and behind Roy is our kitchen.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
awesome
I'm the only thing I'm afraid of.
by prezofdeath on May 8, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was quick shipping
I'm the only thing I'm afraid of.
by prezofdeath on May 8, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have an aquarium in your kitchen?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 8, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's on the counter between the kitchen and the living room
We inherited a lot of stuff when some haole friends move to the mainland.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Snap
I way screwed up that post.
It was supposed to say, “My wife put up a Jay-Z poster in the living room so I put up a Fathead in the entrance way”
It came with other stickers. One says “Brandon Roy,” one is the logo, one is the Western Conference logo, one says “Portland” with the logo, one says “Blazers,” and two others are Fathead logos.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe you could get a kobe one and cover up his face with a "fathead" logo sticker
I'm the only thing I'm afraid of.
by prezofdeath on May 8, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
I don’t want that much Laker’s colors in my house.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont blame ya
That advanced stage of gangrene pus and dog urine look dosent work for me either,did I mention that its really nice here if you like the low 70’s,spring is in the air kind of thing?
by southern oregon on May 8, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I tell you kids that my wife said, "That's cool." When she saw my Fathead.
She also liked the Brandon Roy thing on the wall.
by tominhawaii on May 14, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This a real poor,low quality JD
Since I am am going hiking in the morning I should already be in bed
by southern oregon on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, only one post per person. You know how slow these threads get when they reach, like….ummmm….25 comments.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 9, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No country for wimps[how am I doing Timbo?]
and I dont want to have to tell your Mama I left you out there to die
by southern oregon on May 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This only has 33 comments but I don't think it's legit.
oops, 34 now.
I'm the only thing I'm afraid of.
by prezofdeath on May 9, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not legit.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 13, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs























