Legitimate Junk Drawer May 8

Trek – My wife has no interest in seeing Star Trek, so my (5 year) mission will be to find someone to see it with. You see, I hate seeing movies by myself. I know, weird. The movie my wife is eager to see? Wolverine. I’m guessing it has more to do with Hugh Jackman’s bare chest than his adamatium claws.

Fish – It used to be tilapia and, especially pollock where ‘throw away’ fish…but now apparently with the world’s oceans being overfished we are supposed to accept these as high-quality substitutes. Did you know they made/make fake crab out of pollock? Because it lacks taste on it’s own (kinda like tofu), but add some ‘crab flavoring’ and it becomes fake crab!

Enjoy your Friday, dudes and dudettes.. I’m going to be working from home, and occasionally popping on to BEdge.

I drink coffee at home before work.

I never rotate my tires, but believe I should because my truck definetly wears the tires in different ways.

Inside animals are grooooooooooosssssss.

Nature is green

I can type fast… just not numbers, unless it’s on the little number pad thingy on the right of my keyboard.

I use stapels more. And I don’t have a desk to open.

and Kelvin

 1.) haven’t seen Trek. Wolverine is first without question. Good? I’d be floored.

2.) Yeah, i bedge at work. Yes my chair has armrests. It says i like comfortable chairs. No, never crashed thanks to the release. It’s at the lowest setting.

3.) I do not eat disgusting fish. (all fish is disgusting)

4.) I have started drinking coffee, it requires a lot of hazelnut syrup when I do. I drink tea at work. Currently I have peppermint. I bring my own honey. I don’t have a mug here, and i should change that.

5.) I do rotate tires. Is supposed to help with tread wear.

6.) no, i haven’t checked my meter reading to my actual bill. I assume they’re off due to “it’s an estimate” I’ve heard from others who have. Additionally, I have no idea where they’re located for my apartment or which one is mine. if I had a house, I’d probably watch it.

7.) Small dogs are 90% stupid, and I’m not a fan of stupid. I have met some smaller dogs (slightly larger than cat size) that were actually pretty cool. For the most part I call them rats and dream of eating them. As for the fish, no. The internets and pet stores can tell you what’s wrong, or give you an idea. Any more than that and the fish gets replaced. Currently on Screensaver 2.0.

8.) more like monkeys making out in raspberry flavored rain while drinking tequila. I totally smell like that. I was filming them.

9.) Shades of blue are all over the place although there’d be a lot of red if you cut things open. We might look like mars then.

 10.) I can type without looking at the numbers, I but I still usually do unless I can’t and then sometimes I hit the cat on the tail by accident.

11.) I do not own a television. The internet pron is so much cheaper. it’s always been terrible quality though, so I’ll try cleaning my screen.

12.) I’m in a staple mood right now. Mostly I want to go staple my coworkers. Their screams of pain would make me laugh while I ate my banana. However, people might frown on that so I’m going to go watch my boss play basketball in a dress for lunch. I have no idea what staples I have as I can’t even find my stapler. I think it was abducted by those cursed monkeys.

I gotta let it rest for an hour then I can put it up. I’ll share one photo once it is up.

I drink two cups in the morning.
I drink two cups at night.
I drink two cups in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I drink two cups in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I drink two cups before I drink two cups,
and then I drink two more.

Daddy he once told me “son be coffee-drinkin’ man”
and Momma she once told me “son drink coffee all you can”
but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
“Coffee good, coffee fine, just don’t pee the bed.”

That’s why
I drink two cups in the morning.
I drink two cups at night.
I drink two cups in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I drink two cups in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I drink two cups before I drink two cups,
and then I drink two more.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/steve_aschburner/05/08/kobe/index.html?bcnn=yes

The the left is our front door and behind Roy is our kitchen.

Since I am am going hiking in the morning I should already be in bed

oops, 34 now.