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Junk Drawer 5-7 Thoughts on the Draft

Screen_shot_2009-11-03_at_9 by tominhawaii on Comment 391 comments

First and foremost, I should state that I prefer to spell "draft" like this: "draught." Now, I am no expert on the draught but I think I am a connoisseur. I dad blame love draught beer. It is the bee’s knees, the condom’s ribs, or the monkey’s chin. If I could, I would drink draught beer every day. Well I guess I can, I just don’t because it would make me fatter. Draught beer is good. It’s better than the thought of tominrehab getting banned from Blazers Edge.

I was going to list all my favorite beers but it would be easier to lists the beers I do not like. If it’s not listed, then it is safe to assume that I like it.

Heineken
Stella Artois
Anything by Gordon Biersch

For a little Bill Simmons pop culture tangent, I’m watching Iron Eagle right now. Stiles is in it, so is Lamar Latrell, Jan Levinson, Buck, and Oliver.

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Have you ever seen Enemy Mine?

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 5:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I watched it again a few months ago. I always thought “Zammis” would be a cool screen name.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I read Dennis Quaid’s name I hear Quato from Total Recall saying it.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!!!

You stole my “”http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/5/862457/stop-its-draftin-time" target="new">Draft Beer" joke!!!

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

argh

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like Beck's beer

But they have dreamy escapism commercials comparable to the Bacardi ads. So every once in a while I get lured in, just to find out again that their beers all taste bad to me. It’s similar with Heineken. I guess I just don’t like bitter beers with a lot of hop.

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 6:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm the same way about my back up point guards

Can’t stand it when they’re bitter with a lot of hops.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda Skunky

Like a European Corona

by hobbyshop_hero on May 7, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously I am not a doctor...

Or I would be called Dr. Portland Dynasty (naturally)…

But, should I really be fearful of a potential diabetic problem from over 12 years of taking silver bullet after silver bullet straight to the dome? I mean, it makes me feel so good and so young to just chug Coors Lights… it is so light, so domesticated… so choice! Am I really going to have “Diabetic Coma” type issues from this? Hope not, cuz I’ma gonna keep on chuggin’!

That reminds me of a time back in college… I was sitting in the main cafeteria and a group of students was putting up table-tent advertisements about the dangers of binge-drinking. On the piece was a picture of a dude with his head tilted back straight chuggin a beer with a few freinds looking like they was havin’ a good ol time in the background. I LOL’d and took the table tent back to my room with me where I added some art of my own… I made a little talk-bubble, comic-book style, and had the crowd cheering my name. I kept that thing all the way through graduation…. all 7 years. Oh, memories.

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DY-NA-STY....DY-NA-STY....DY-NA-STY!!

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Stella

a lot. Guiness is the best one. Any Czech beer is good also.

I hate Sam Adams, Corona is pretty bad, specially with the lime thing.

by Falcao on May 7, 2009 6:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dang, i see that corona lime everywhere now

it’s takin’ over

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Wow. That is amusing. Eric is SLIGHTLY overpaid. Then again he played great against Timmy in the first round. I like the Mavs against Denver, maybe it’s just because I still have my doubts about the Nuggets.

We're just kids trying to make it in this game
Trying hard to knock on that door called fame
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO

by Dheepan on May 7, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's silly.

What on earth was he thinking?

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on May 7, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a porter or a stout

McMenamin’s Terminator changed my life.

by hobbyshop_hero on May 7, 2009 7:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not a big stout fan

But I love the Rubinator from McMennamins (1/2 terminator, 1/2 Ruby). It sweetens it up enough for me, but still has the kick of a dark beer. I <3 it.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on May 7, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rubinator is a state treasure

Terminator is smooth and chocolatey compared to others like Guiness or an Oatmeal stout. It was my ‘gateway’ stout. Still looking for a gateway IPA though.

by hobbyshop_hero on May 7, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I highly reccomend

Deschutes Green Lakes Organic… it’s more of an amber than an IPA

Pyramid IPA on a nitro tap was my gateway IPA

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, enter

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dad is that you?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know exactly what you're talking about

Terminator on nitro changed how I look at beer. These days Dechutes Obsidian is our house beer, with their Organic Ale running a close second. Depends on what I’m cooking.

by Corvid on May 7, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dark beers are king. No question

I find it hard to beat most any dark Rogue brew. A friend brought me a big bottle of Chocolate Stout for one of the playoff games. Delicious.

Also, I am sad to say that I finished off the last of my stockpiled Jubelale. That is a fine winter beer, and I wish Deschutes made it all year.

2 hot 2 stop it

by dan_the_man on May 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jubelale was one of the finest seasonals

Only thing close is Henry’s Summer Wheat. Rogue Hazelnut Brown is my favorite beer ever.

by hobbyshop_hero on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hazelnut Brown is amazing.....

And come each winter, I am partial to Alaska Winter Ale. I think it;s the spruce tips.

by antediluvian on May 7, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guinness

The standard to which all the others are compared. – Elgin

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone listen to the latest BS Report?

I would love Bill Simmons as a GM. I don’t think he has the ability to let a contract expire and would trade every single one.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 7:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he ever succeeds in his quest to be a GM of an NBA team

then when some future historian like Norsktroll charts this moves, the chart will probably look like this:

But there is no owner in the league gutsy enough to hire a sports writer to be GM, especially since Simmons is intent that he will write a book about it.

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But there is no owner in the league gutsy enough to hire a sports writer to be GM

The Suns hired Steve Kerr when he was writing for Yahoo Sports.

but Kerr has more NBA Experience than Simmons, so take that for what you will

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its way easier to sell to the fans a GM

who played a long time in the NBA than a sports writer who hasn’t played basketball at a higher level than college intramurals.

Besides in Kerr’s case, that was more of a favor from Sarver as Kerr helped him buy the team. It was an ultimate “boy’s club” move.

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous Upside suggests he should join our quest to own a D-League team. There is could learn the ropes.

http://www.ridiculousupside.com/2009/5/6/867442/bill-simmons-id-like-to-make-you

Most diehard Wolves fans just hate that their owner again seems to go with the safe route, not so much how great Simmons would be. They wanted Lindsey the assistant GM of the Spurs, but that guy wanted to leave no stone on the other.

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Learning the ropes is key

And I think that it is something that Simmons completely discounts the importance of. Part of the success of Daryl Morey is due to him being given a year to follow the old GM around and learn the ropes before taking the reins. But even that isn’t a totally accurate comparison as Morey had been working as the Senior Vice President of Operations and Information for the Celtics prior to his GM internship in Houston. It isn’t like he was hired off the street.

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Bill Simmons makes me seem calm and rational.

by AK1984 on May 7, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I almost made that a sig but I couldn't. Some inner force wouldn't let me.

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He cant be worse then

McHale and his cript keeper elbows

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, right?

Who doesn’t want to only have awkward moments when you want to, just to see what it feels like?

by hobbyshop_hero on May 7, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would you say you are ugly?

YOU ARE VERY UGLY!!!!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was the "Most Interesting Man in the World"....

until that old wanna-be playboy stole my credentials. That old dude is nothing more than an identity thief.

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're making me thirsty my friend

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for humor, flag'd because now i really am dying of thirst

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Stripe is the perfect beer

to drink while strolling along a white sand beach in the Caribbean. Ah, the memories!

by antediluvian on May 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe there were 4 Iron Eagle's made...

but I have only seen the first two, and I’m sure I don’t need to see the others. If memory serves me, Iron Eagle was made as a blatant rip off coat tail riding imitator of Top Gun. However, upon viewing both 20+ years later, I will say that Iron Eagle is a much superior movie. Top Gun was on the tube a week or so ago and I couldn’t even watch it. How could such a horrible film cause such a sensation back in 1985 or ’86 or whenever it came out? “You can be my wingman anytime!!” Pleeeease, I just puked.

Lou Gossett Jr is great in anything.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 7, 2009 8:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you're right

I only saw the first two. The second one was ridiculous.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a unique Top Gun watching experience

that will always leave it with a fond place in my heart.

I got the chance to visit the Soviet Union in the summer of 1987 with a dozen other college students. Amazing experience. But being in the country for a month, we were very aware of the lack of several, shall we say “Western” luxuries. So, on our way back to the States, we stayed in Helsinki for a day and decided to go to the movies. Top Gun was playing – in English with Finnish subtitles (which meant we Americans were laughing at jokes that apparently didn’t translate well since the rest of the audience just looked at us strangely).

So at the end of the movie, every time a MIG would get shot, we would lean to each other and say, “That’s for not having any hot water for showers in Kiev” or “That’s for the abrasive toilet paper in Odessa” or “That’s for bugging our hotel rooms”. It was a wonderful release of tension. We knew that we shouldn’t really complain about not having these luxuries just for a month, but it was fun getting out all the same.

So Top Gun, for me, has a unique memory.

by Storyteller on May 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diggstown = Awesome

“I think you need to work on that motivation thing.”

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iron Eagle is 3 is the Best of the Quadrology...

That being said, Iron Eagle 4 was an instant classis and was the Must See Film of 1995.

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

........ WATCH OUT!!! Here comes the grope!!!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in Texas right now

and they’ve got a nice local beer company called Shiner out of Shiner, TX. They make a good bock and a pretty good hefenweizen.

Come on you gotta listen unto me,
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be. ~Johnny Cash

by HurraKane212 on May 7, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No.

You have to post on Boner’s Edge for that.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

it was a clear black night, a clear white moon

by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as long as you don't combine it with our beloved former center from the motherland

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Growing Pains!

Boner was Mike Seaver’s buddy there. Not one reference to the other meaning. Can’t imagine why. And no, it was Leonardo DiCaprio who played boner, though I wish every day that it was.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The character's name was Sylvester Stabone

Mike Seaver: “Your folks named you Sylvester?”
Boner: “Who knew?”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah ....good deal

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i saw one on youtube the other day...some playdough sculpture that was trying to talk or something

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is disturbing in a number of ways...besides the pants tent...

If you are walking with wood, why would you go for the big fake fall on the cameras? And he is on the phone; who is he talking to? Is this conversation related to the wood? He never let go of the phone, either. Disturbing.

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 7, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sidekick?

I’ve heard of the use of the term “kickstand” to describe a boner.

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kiltstand?

Jscot, can I get a ruling? – Elgin

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the huge selection of micro-brews available in Oregon..

I was just up there a few weekends ago, and had Bridgeport IPA, and some hefeweizen on nitro—can’t remember who made it, but it was glorious. The IPA has always been a top 5 beer for me.

I rarely drink beer, so when I do it’s only the good stuff. And there ain’t much good stuff in Nevada. I will occasionally go for a nice cold Guinness—mmmm—from the can if not on tap, cause the cans have those little nitro pellets that burst when you open it. Don’t ever drink the bottles of Guinness, it’s just not the same.

Oh, and boner.

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 7, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rarely drink beer, so when I do it’s only the good stuff

Tusakki’s

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dos equis

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm soo bored right now that

i actually took the time to make this new user, just to respond to you…

by The Most Interesting Man in the World on May 7, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to write a junk drawer about ingrown hairs

I know a girl who had one grow from inside her nose, through it, and come out on the outside. I figured it would gross everyone out and I wouldn’t get that many comments.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That must of hurt so bad......

holy crap Tom, that is just brutal. I need something to clean out the image in my head right now. I think im going to go watch some blazer highlight videos untill i stop thinking about the hair. Those videos are kinda like mouthwash for my brain.

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on May 7, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games for violating the MLB Drug Policy

supposedly it’s about a prescription drug, not for steroids.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is so frustrating because I defended baseball for so many years

saying that their predicted numbers for the % of players who used steroids was way too high and specifically that it was people who were on the fringe of falling out of the majors who were using them. I know that he claims it as a prescription drug, but after the likes of Arod, Palmero, Pudge, Giambi, etc. I am inclined to believe it is steroids unless proved otherwise. I am sure that there are plenty of still clean guys in baseball but it still makes me never want to watch baseball.

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on May 7, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW
“Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me,” Ramirez said. "Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now.

Peter Gammons confirmed this on SportsCenter.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, people here make me eat my words faster than anywhere else.

Thanks cloudy, you provided me a ray of sunlight.

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on May 7, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no problemo

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baseball players are guilty until proven innocent these days

at least to me they are.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 7, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Most Funny Thing about the Manny Ramirez suspension...

Is that these media people have all been reporting being “Shocked” that a suspension regarding a positive perfomance enhancing drug could happen to Manny Ramirez, one of the biggest stars in baseball. To quote some stupid dude who was reporting on ESPN moments ago… “Up untiil this point, it has only been minor leaguers and a few no-name big-leaguers who have failed these drug tests and now it comes as a SHOCK to the league that one of it’s biggest stars has now been suspended.”

To quote SNL’s Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers: “Really?” “realLY?” “Reeeaaaally?” “Really ESPN, you are Shocked that a major league baseball star tested positive for performance enhancing drugs? Really? I guess all those allegations against Barry Bonds, Mark Maguire, Rafael Palmerio and Roger Clemens didn’t warm any of us up to the suspicions that current big-league sluggers might be sipping the secret sauce of the games fore-fathers” “And really? You are shocked about this positive test since, Oh, I don’t Know, baseballs OTHER biggest star Alex Rodriguez recently also tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. I mean really?” "Really, ESPN, really? You are shocked by this? Really? Why don’t you just throw in the towel that you really don’t understand your journalistic responsibilities and rather like to use ‘sensational’ words like “Shocked” Really?, shocked?" C’mon. Really?"

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN is selling a product.

Manny just took a wiz in the inventory.

Of COURSE they’re shocked.

Maybe they should just legalize all PEDs… I think that in many major pro sports (cycling, for one)—EVERYBODY cheats. And if you don’t cheat, you don’t make the cut, period. It isn’t a battle between gym rats who are clean and lazy slobs who take their workouts in a needle; it’s a battle between guys who live at the gym AND get stuff shot in their arms that they don’t ask about.

And I’m terrified that one day we’ll find things out about the NBA that we thought were only the problems of other sports.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U people must not watch SNL nowadays...

I think that “really” segment on weekend update is the funniest thing since Chris Farley

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Side Effects of Men taking Female Fertility Drugs Longterm?

Is Manny a patient in experimental medicine?

Looking for inhttp://www.ninersnation.com/2009/5/7/868607/manny-ramirez-suspension-peds-andfo, this article helped me

"Out here on the road, when its just our small travelling party against the world, it's tough ..." MB

by OBJuan72 on May 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How come baseball managers get all dressed up in uniform, while NBA coaches wear suits? I propose that coaches should suit up the same as the players and be considered “active”. There would always be that outside chance that the coach is drawing up a last second, game winning play…and he says “I’m not going to let you guys muck this up, I’m going in.” I think there are times when Nate would have put himself into the game this year. How cool would it be to see Fat VanGundy ripping off the sweats and jogging onto the court while the crowd goes beserk.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when would Nate sub himself in?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

during the player intros

it was a clear black night, a clear white moon

by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking

right after Sergio checked into the game lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just had a nightmare

involving George Karl in a uniform……(shudder)…………

by antediluvian on May 7, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Bill Simmons, what does he have to say about that?

Ol’ Bill has lots of bromances and mancrushes in this life (do these jocks EVER get jealous of each other—fight over Simmons affections). In basketball, it’s Kevin Durant, anyone who has ever played for the Celtics, etc.

But Bill is a Bostonian, and while the Celtics are popular there—everyone knows that Boston isn’t a basketball town. It’s a BASEBALL town. The Celtics are a mere sideshow compared to the Red Sox—even the Patriots, they of the perfect-wait-a-minute-oh-crap record, are not as beloved as Dice-K and the gang.

(Boston is also a hockey town, but I have nothing to say about that).

So like all Boston sports fans—Bill Simmons lives and breathes the Boston Red Sox. 2004 is probably the most wonderful event in his life—not kids, not marriage, but the Sox Winning The World Series. Then doing it again.

And there’s no Red Sox player, past or present, that Bill Simmons adores and worships more—that Manny Ramierez.

If it were biologically possible, Bill would have Manny’s baby.

I bet Bill Simmons is just HEARTBROKEN right now. Not dang-KG-is-out-for-the-playoffs-now-we’re-toast heartbroken, not 18-1 hearbroken, but Bucky Dent heartbroken. Bill Buckner heartbroken. John Kerry just lost the election heartbroken.

Lets all tip in, and buy Bill a Greg Oden souvenir towel that he can dry his eyes with.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone knew john kerry was going to lose ;-p

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agree...

im actually looking forward to seeing what he has to say.. about the whole Manny Situation.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see Bill standing there

clinging to the lifeboat, shivering, big blue diamond around his neck, and crying as Manny’s lifeless bodyreputation sinks to the depths of the Atlantic, and an instrumental cover of a certain Celine Dion tune slowly plays in the background.

And to think that James Cameron once sullied his career with such dreck.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst of all, he has led Alyssa Milano down
@Alyssa_Milano: Not good news to wake up to. I’m sad, angry and mostly disappointed. Mannywood. Boooo!

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i loved last year. he was pimping kobe bryant and praising him for his AMAZING LEADERSHIP QUALITIES

i called up and was like common man, just cuz they winnin’ doesn’t make him a leader. He’s still the same egotistical kobe.

Celtics win and…what do you know? KEVIN GARNETT IS SUCH AN AMAAAZING LEADER!! WHAT PASSION! WHAT COMRADERIE!!!!!!!!

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just impressed you were able to listen to him at all without wanting to smash your head against the wall repeadtedly.

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on May 7, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's kind of a

oh, what’s the word I’m looking for here… starts with a b.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KG = Elephant, Anyone bigger than 6' 3 = Mouse

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on May 7, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd revise that minimum height down a bit.

I’m sure Nate Robinson scares KG to death.

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is okay when he talks about College Football

my dad likes him so whenever i go somewhere with him in the morning we listen to Cowherd

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Natty Light...

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of boners...

Manny’s taking sexual aid medication?

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've heard of corking your bat...

but loading it up with little blue pills?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently...

Manny is as manny as we thought.

Of course, we all know he never doped while in Boston. No sir—the temptations of that den of iniquity known as Los Angeles has overcome yet another righteous athlete.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, isn't as manny...

The lack of an edit button sucks worse than my typing.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How much would you pay for FOX Sports?

Rupert Murdoch, the CEO of News Corporation, fine purveyor of sleazy television and right-wing propoganda, has come out and announced that in the future, he may be CHARGING for web access to said material. I’m not sure if FOX Sports (the only FOX property I bother with) would go behind a paywall, but if it did—who would shell out?

(And if it does—is it totally pay-to-read, or does it have a premium content like ESPN Insider, alongside free content?)

Who hear pays for Insider, anyways?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i hardly go there as it is right now

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fox Sports is such a poor website....

….they should be paying us to go look at it. It’s just a disaster area. The only good content they have on that site is what they bought from other sources.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Henry comes up with some good stuff on his own sometimes.

I was talking more about College Football News.com which was bought by Fox. There’s info from other sites that they now host that was good before they got it.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my buddies and i

i wont say who.. all chip in 3 dollars and share the same login for insider. its a pretty good deal. 8 of us for $3 a year

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 7, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I stopped going there a couple of years ago....

There’s just not much there that’s worth reading.

by antediluvian on May 7, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kanye West -- Amazing

Good song choice for the playoffs or not a good choice?

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

horrible choice!!!

it was a clear black night, a clear white moon

by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher

it was a clear black night, a clear white moon

by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad by itself.

Good with the playoff highlights thrown in.

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on May 7, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of boring.

But I guess that’s what you expect for a commissioned work for such a high profile license deal.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love Lockdown is a better song off that album.

Say You Will is good too. I like Kanye.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

Old kanye. I am a huge kanye fan but listening to 808’s i like listening to a whole nother rapper, college dropout is a classic i hope he goes back to that stuff

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He took a chance

which is refreshing, most Rappers play it safe most of the time… BTW, I think 808’s works as an album, just not as singles; but listen to it front to back and it works

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, enter

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

College Dropout/Late Registration were both really good.

Graduation had some good stuff on it too. But I agree that 808’s isn’t his best work. But I also agree that it works a lot better as an album than as singles. It’s still not his best, but it’s certainly not bad.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 7, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kanye West - Gay Fish

that was his best song ever.

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

105 DAYS ON Blazersedge..

890 Comment.. 2 Post

Comes out to 8.5 Comments a day..

Man, i need to get my stats up lol.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know the adage

quality > timboing

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very good Quality.

plus it makes work/school go by faster. ha.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you a tru warriah you be here on da weekends too

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usually am buddy,

so lakers finally got a Blog huh.. Pffttt

It’s War.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rook

Get my luggage and bring me some donuts.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

REC

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except...u didn't rec it

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U should team up with some bedge vets

And dunk him in a cold shower like roy did to nic

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 7, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Idea

I need to call Jorga.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don’t try to dunk Oden

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't wait for the next Bedge Night

there’s going to be some crazy stuff going down… possibly cold showers involved

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd watch my back if i were you

you better have your name changed by then or there might be violence…especially if ann comes.

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what player hit me last night as banger i would like to see in Black and Red

Kendric Perkins, at 6-10 he can play PF and is a big body at around 280 pounds. 4.5 mill a year is decent salary. only 24 years old. hhhhmmmm i like!

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on May 7, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Celtics...

not gonna give him up,

Lets hope for a Bass/Lee or Blair Back up!!!

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya i like bass too

I feel that perkins would be easier to get than NY. Why he is always on the hotseat makes no sense to me. The Knicks are a David Lee away from one of the worst 5 teams in the league

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on May 7, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they will end up over paying him...

i heard KP was targeting him isntead of Frye.. in the Z-bo deal.. but who knows.

"Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!"

by B-ROYalty on May 7, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with KG's health in question

no WAY they let go Perk for Sergio…lol

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Boston Celtics aren't going to trade Kendrick Perkins, who's a true center due to his weight.

If a team tried to play Perkins at power forward, he’d get burned defensively by much quicker players.

by AK1984 on May 7, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ike is tearing it up

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i <3 ike tshirts

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best line of the week.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 7, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well played sir

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those young women are very enthused about our 34th president. I am also. I think his decision to build the interstate system was a major boost to what has been an American golden age of economic expansion over the past 40 years. Also, breasts.

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

HAHAHAHA i like that

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, those lady folk want the Republican Party to return to its moderate times of the '50s rather ...

than futher spirial downward into the abyss that’s inhabited by outright doltish far-right wingnuts such as Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN), radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, television pundit Glenn Beck, published author Ann Culter, et al. Instead, the Republican Party would be best suited to nominate a center-right D.C. outsider like Minn. Gov. Tim Pawlenty to head its national ticket, with a centrist female like Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) as his running mate.

All right, that’s enough of a libertarian like me trying to give the dysfunctional Republican Party advice.

by AK1984 on May 7, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec’d

RIP CITY RISING in 2009-10

by CyclonicWinds on May 8, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good man mr. diogu

I always knew I liked him lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excuse me ladies....

but I am going to have to check all of your ID’s, can’t have any “Marcus Vick” shenanigans, ya know? If you all check out, it’ll be on like Donkey Kong.

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys are all pigs!!!!!!!

i only posted this pic because i was thinking it be cool to make I <3 BlazersEdge shirts….

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just want to be the guy in the middle

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, yeah, huh-huh...err, that too...

I heart BlazersEdge shirts would be alright.. but the picture, uhhh, huh-huh, is awesome. Good idea to show us.

by Portland Dynasty on May 7, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pat, Vanna...Can I have the letter "I" please

hahhah sorry couldn’t resist

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, but you need to BUY vowels

You lose your turn.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd like to take the letter "heart" please.

“heart is not a letter”

“Ok I’ll take her digits then.”

by pxilpooshr on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha "buying" is not appropriate in this context...Ike is not my pimp!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can i buy e?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is one E

(We won’t discuss what Vanna White does to girl wearing E)

Now would you like to buy another vowel, or give the wheel a spin?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

I’m good with E

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HI YOU

missing u ::(
hows the kidlets??

<3

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wat is up lub?????????????????

GOOOD!!!! i’m trying to figure out what to get my wife for Mother’s Day other than flowers…thoughts?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

this is a FAMILY blog B..DUH!

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha you kill me...slowly

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and..next blazer game, you sitting next to my wife

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

i want to sit with your daughter..so i can CORRUPT her with my crazy feminist rantings

:P

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what bugs me about bra burning feminists?

They really shouldn’t be burning those materials, they’re not good for the environment; and they should just give the bras to Goodwill.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what hilarious

your wife expressed the exact same sentiment opening night last year , that she HATE when you burn your bras…

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i call it a bro

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you guys know a little too much about man-bras

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seinfeld ftw

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice try!

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be like a reformed Gang Banger giving his (now un-needed) gun to his little brother. It is counter productive to the cause. Those bras need to be taken out of circulation, man!!

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you guys know

that 89% of women wear the wrong size bra?

maybe we wouldn’t be so bitter if we wore the correct size.

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My understanding is that most of the time they are too big… ie. not enough support, at least that’s what the wife tells me

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know the percentage

This is a nat’l crisis

Actually my wife just figured out she had been wearing the wrong size for a couple of years

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

this is a problem stemming from the Bush administration

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 7, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And watch how I take this full circle

I went with my wife once to Victoria Secrets and she got sized for a bra. I was allowed to go into the changing room with her and had to leave because I got a boner.

That’s not a joke. It was in Valley River Center in Eugene, Oregon.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Victoria’s Secret always freaked me out. I felt like a perv if I ever went into that store (even with female company).

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what would you say when she says..."Batum is cute...i love him!!!"

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I shouldn't do this

But get her this. Way not safe for work and what not. Something similar to this got me a warning on the Jazz blog.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow--nice Tom....

let’s not mention this to Dave

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHAHAHAHAHAAH

that is sooo funny…Commemorative Edition?

man, that is funny…i just sent it to her to see if that would give me any points on Mother’s Day

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I even clicked on it

After your warning. That’s disturbing.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on May 7, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

twiggs!!!!!!!!!

how are ya sweetnessssssss?!?!??!?!?

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey tom... how big is Obama?

Biggest. President. Ever.

???

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm too afraid to click

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks amigo

My mom gets a kick out of stuff like this, so the timing was perfect. I’ll send her the link over the weekend.

by Corvid on May 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're welcome

You’re mom sounds neato.

by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My name is Ike, I design video games

what a joke these hoes aren’t even cute

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ike looks good though...slim and cut

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(pause)

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it hoes or hos?

I know hoes to be garden tools, but can a ho become hoes?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ho's

plural prostitution

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good grief.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the blonde I is too fake

even for me

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

the heart maybe.. the I looks good
not as top heavy as the others

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 7, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, dave and casey

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PoDSerEp4 should be on I-Tunes as well

once you’ve started feeding the children, you can’t turn around and decide to starve them. that’s inhumane. jk, I’m patient

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

got a special edition coming up friday or saturday

watch for it.

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is on this week?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the mentor of the baller who will be the best point guard ever to grace the NBA courts.

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny update

Just heard from my friend (huge dodgers nut) that he was taking some sort of female hormone crap. Looking for confirmation.

Question 1: Why the hell would he be taking that?

Question 2: Why would that stuff me on the MLB banned list??

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like the article said

because it could be a way to deal with the impacts of long term steroid use.

Is Griffey really the only clean great player of his generation? (Yes I still believe that Griffey is clean)

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya its incinuated but its still indirect evidence

but apparently a big enough red flag for them to ban the substance. Props to baseball for thinking outside the box on that one i guess

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on May 7, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey and Jeter

Maybe the only superstars from the era that wont be banned from the HOF.

by BlazerBen on May 7, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Pedro

but on offense, it does look like Griffey and Jeter are about it.

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The girl is smart
Tweet To Selig: Maybe players should only see MLB staffed and approved doctors who are aware of the banned substance list. Just a thought.

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That becomes difficult once you factor in

all of the minor league teams and the winter ball played outside of the USA. The globalization of baseball is a strength in terms of producing talent, but a weakness in terms of trying to enforce a drug and supplement policy.

by tingeyga on May 7, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They got terrorist list

How hard is it to have a banned list to hand to your doctor? Heck it should be online and they guy should say “Google it.”

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that’s hilarious…. as a Giants fan

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of you may have seen the "Body World" exhibition

when it was in Portland. It had actual preserved human bodies (sans skin) doing various things.

Well, now it appears the creator of Body World has outdone himself. He’s created an exhibition with real corpses having sex (well, not really having sex, but in various sexual positions that would constitute sex if they were alive).

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.4910465045e4bf7dc99e79387107db56.341&show_article=1

Pretty cool stuff, if you ask me.

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply<