My odds concerning which BEdgers will be back
by MiledAnimal on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT
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I began this as a short spoof on EngineerScotty's latest fanpost, titled My odds concerning who will be back, but it rapidly escalated into a full-blown fanpost of its own.
Dave: 99%
It's been an up-and-down year for Dave. The Blazers made the playoffs as he predicted, but he was way short on the number of games they'd win this season. Traffic at BE increased tremendously, but he still isn't getting rich off it. Ben is picking up more slack than ever, yet Dave has less time than ever. And Dave enjoys the kind of adoration usually reserved for pop star pedophiles, yet he's constantly having to ban, suspend, smack-down, or warn unruly BEdgers who break the site rules. Still, Dave bleeds Blazers Edge red and black, he loves his status as Le Gran Frommage Blazer Fan, and what else is there to do in Boise? He'll be back. Book it.
Ben: 98%
Ben puts the Edge in Blazers Edge. He's the Bad Cop to Dave's Good Cop, and he takes no prisoners, as Steve Blake will tell you. He lives in Portland, which enables him to be Dave's eyes and ears as well as his fists. Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots of chicks. He's not going anywhere soon. The only reason I put him at 98% instead of 99% is because we all know he's gunning for Sean's job and there's always a chance he might decide to take matters into his own hands one of these days. Sean, I wouldn't wait too long to start a family, if you know what I mean.
Jscot: 90%
Jscot, along with Dave, is the Voice of Reason on Blazers Edge. He's smart, educated, is a citizen of a country that is part of the British Empire, and probably lives in a castle, which would explain why he's always talking about ruling the world. He's one of the original BE homers and a Microsoft Excel ninja. Talk about your bona fides...! I expect jscot to be around as long as BE is, but I put him only at 90% because he's been gone for a couple of weeks on business (cough) instead of fulfilling his normal duties of graphing and analyzing data, skewering BE trolls, and making grandiose yet thinly veiled threats about what he'll do when he rules the world. Is Blazers Edge that easy for him to step away from? Makes me wonder what he's hiding in that Burger King crown of his. Meanwhile, Norsktroll has quietly assumed the throne in jscot's absence. The plucky Scot could be in for a power struggle. Blood may spill.
TominHawaii: 80%
The clever, exceedingly witty, and urbane Man About Oahu-town enlivens Blazers Edge with his offbeat sense of humor, which I liken to a tasty mix of Jay Leno, Redd Foxx, and Mother Teresa. He is easily the most popular BEdger, because who doesn't love a guy who can make you blush, guffaw, and soil yourself all at once? Despite his popularity, I'm detecting lately a sort of world-weariness in Tom, as he faces yet another generation of BEdgers hell-bent on firing Nate and trading half the team whenever they lose a game. His quips aren't quite as quick lately, his barbs sharper. Could this be the right time to trade him for pookeyguru?
Annthefan: 60%
Ann's status with Blazers Edge is not at question here. It's how many times she can type #25 before she pounds a hole in her keyboard. Her loyalty to Travis is admirable, considering his performance in the playoffs, but the nonstop ad hominem attacks on Outlaw's BBIQ is taking a toll on our Little Orphan Annie. Plus Travis is no lock to remain a Blazer this season. If he goes, does Ann go with him? And how long can she put up with Tom's evil twin before she decides to march off into the hills to the tune of a different drummer?
Norsktroll: 50%
The star of this young, dashing wunderkind is rising fast, but will he consolidate his power enough by the time jscot returns to usurp the throne? Or will he suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune at the blood-stained hands of a vengeful returning king? Kobe vs LeBron will be nothing more than a cockfight in the background.
Timbo: 20%
Timbo's been on a roll lately -- but at Silver Screen and Roll, not at Blazers Edge. A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy. Timbo is a loyal Blazer fan, but the Blazers are out of the playoffs now, the Lakers are fighting the team that ended our run, and lo and behold, Silver Screen and Roll has emerged within the SBN universe to provide Timbo the unspoiled canvas that the Laker fan inside him has longed for all these years. Timbo's leering avatar is everywhere at SS&R: on the main page, in the sidebar, in the comments. He even replies to himself, and there is no one to stop him. Unless a brave and caring group of BEdgers makes it their duty to perform a combination intervention/exorcism/macarena, Timbo may be lost to his inner demon, and to us, forever.
Amlmart: 10%
Donde esta nos amigo? Once a much-loved regular poster on BE, this caballero appears to have fallen off his horse and is lying in a ditch by the side of the road. Have you decided, O Blazer Fan de la Mancha, to tilt at another team's windmills? When will your caricatures once again grace our virtual pages? Perhaps it is too soon to declare amlmart MIA, but he is definitely AWOL.
Fatty: 2%
Fatty's return this year from his self-imposed exile was one of the most anticipated events ever at Blazers Edge. We all wondered: what marvelous and amazing things would he say upon his return, with an entire year of pent-up rants to unleash? Would he dazzle us with his insights? Would his scorn still peel the paint off an Oden fanboy's face? Would he have learned how to punctuate a sentence? Surprisingly, fatty's return has been anticlimactic at best. He returned not with a bang but a whimper, choosing not to trumpet his arrival in a fanpost like a triumphant prodigal son but simply by commenting briefly in a couple of threads, showing us nothing new or different. He received an exceedingly high honor when Dave invited him to post on the main page, and he did well enough in that appearance. Yet a new generation of BEdgers, perhaps overstimulated by fatty's legend and by sugary energy drinks, found fatty to be a taste not to their liking. Fatty's already shown he can live without Blazers Edge. I fear he may decide to return to Patmos, where he can write his memoirs in peace.
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Dave has said repeatedly in his open chat thread that there is a big announcement concerning Bedge coming this summer
Dave: 99%
I have a feeling that Dave is leaving to either (a) spend more time with his family and on his ministry, or (b) bigger and better blogging/writing things.
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's done a great job.
Maybe going to work for the Oregonian? Maybe replacing Canzano? Again…KP’s got me thinking BIG.
this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"
by bforsythe on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see Dave as more of a Barry Sander type… bowing out before reaching perhaps his ultimate potential.
I think he’d be more inclined to give up blogging for his family and day job.
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think bigger: Replacing Steven A. Smith at ESPN big
by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god ESPN got rid of him
for awhile I was worried when they started pushing him on every program and his lame talk show.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stephen a. is unreplaceable. i think that is a word
by cornplant on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Irreplaceable--he's not.
Any overbearing troll could do his job. God I hate that guy. (He also panned drafting BRoy in all of his emminent wisdom.)
by Benjamanic on May 8, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Smith is a complete tool
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him
Because it’s nice to watch someone who always seems to be wrong. I think he thinks stuff like we think stuff, then says, “I gotta say the exact opposite, so that I can be controversial.” He is an easy target and a needed role in the sports media.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Raining on an alive horse"
???
I’ve never heard that expression… huh
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(How sad is it that I think I know where this is)
by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got the goods
Dave has optioned the TV rights for BlazersEdge. It’ll be a sitcom on Fox in the fall.
The good news / bad news is that TiH will be played by Patton Oswalt.
by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame to the max
It should be the guy who played Bud Bundy.
by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse
Timbo’s being played by the guy who played Screech.
by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mort is gonna be played by
Big Suke
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh - a low blow
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could I forget to include Mortimer in the list?!
He just got married, so the odds of him being around are really low now. The only worse omission I could have made would have been Sophia… uh oh…!
by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I've been with my gal for 5+ years
Being married is just a formality, so I’ll be here as much as ever.
If I AIN’t here, it’s cuz of work and busy-ness, not wifeyness. The only thing that’ll really change is I get better health insurance now.
And you forgot me because you hate me, and because of the wedding I faded in the playoffs. What a buster!
Mortimer
by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia will be played by Blazer Dancer Ione.
hehe
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia has more gums than teeth?
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
by JamesOn on May 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holla, I didn’t even catch my own dirtiness there. But seriously, Ione has some dolphin teeth and that’s not something to joke about.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
by JamesOn on May 7, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just stop right there
Before you make me angry. Ione will not be dissed in front of me. I will have somebody Mortimurder you.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia should
be played by Sophia.
"...I'm thinking we can play for a championship sooner than people think. We can really do it." - B.Roy, 5-1-09 (via J.Quick)
by jorga on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she would do a really great job!
I Blazersedge daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
by Claire on May 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I was thinking she would be played by
former attorney general Janet Reno
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhhh....my beautiful nemesis
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you mean Ted Bundy?
he could probably play you…
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ted Bundy is dead
Bud Bundy is short
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man i miss amlmart
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was just thinking yesterday
that he hasn’t been around here in a while… I miss the Midnight Rambler.
draft dejuan blair
by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he wrote before that he is a lot busier now
but even so…i miss new paco caracatures and spanish translations and what not. i was hoping to see rubio online feeds the same way he posted rudy ones last year.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss his jokes too
Astounding wit for a guy who’s “learning” English.
by Corvid on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amen to that...he always owns me.
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he probably knows English grammer
better than a few Americans on this site (pointing at myself)
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could take him in a grammar duel.
Bring it on Amlmart, bring it on!
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops...comma splicing isn't a good way to start.
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
you lost and Anilmart hasn’t even shown up yet
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny thing is
I typed “dule” and was like wait……..that doesn’t look right!
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he's only a Sergio fan
So when/if Sergio is treated, there goes Amlmart1000 :-(
He doesn’t care much for Rudy. Sergio is “where it’s at”, as the Spanish kids say.
Mortimero
by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Rudy grow up on the wrong island?
Is that why he hates him?
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave doesn't live in Boise
But there’s got to be a lot of opps to get out in nature, at least. If one was into such things.
by Section323 on May 6, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Norsktroll at 50% ???
I think that should be a lot higher.
I also think Annthefan should be higher. She’s got a grittiness and toughness about her that bodes well for future blogging prospects. I like her being here for a long time.
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I might change my username and retire Norsktroll. And I too have more projects coming up, though that would only slow me down.
The last months were light with just 1 or 2 going on at a time.
by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll always be Norskie to me...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Milled Animal
by timbo on May 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But what if #25 gets traded?
Does Ann become a fan of the Memphis Grizzlies, or whatever city’s lakes and streams float Travis’ boat in the future? Does she wait for another athletic jumping jack to dawn the sacred #25 jersey? Or does she simply disappear like Mel Gibson at the end of a Mad Max flick?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Travis getting traded?
that’s blasphemy!
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call me BEdge Favre
I plan on retiring….then coming back every year and then retiring again….. until I am in a walker…..then I will take Barkley to hole
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well
yeah except we’ll just trade you to another blog. I think the Thunder’s blog has an opening.
by boppitywop on May 6, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody has my rights
I may be a free agent…but I ain’t free
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I am SOOOOO stealing that for my new sig line...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Milled Animal
by timbo on May 6, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Animal has been Milled...
draft dejuan blair
by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the Animal was a sauce at Taco Bell
would it be hot or mild?
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, hel, I'm sorry...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on May 7, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As the resident Los Angeles Lakes fan around these parts, Timbo, I must ask for your opinion on this.
For Lamar Odom, a six-year, $60,000,000 contract (Signing Bonus: $12,000,000; 2009-2010: $6,400,000; 2010-2011: $7,040,000; 2011-2012: $7,680,000; 2012-2013: $8,320,000; 2013-2014: $8,960,000; 2014-2015: $9,600,000) — with a 20% signing bonus paid upfront (yet spread out over the guaranteed years of the contract), a 15% trade kicker, and an early termination option that may be exercised after the fourth season (although the final two seasons are partially guaranteed for only $3,280,000 apiece if he doesn’t exercise his opt-out clause and is waived before 6/30/2013) — would seemingly be a fair and balanced deal if he re-signed with the Los Angeles Lakers this off-season.
What’s your opinion on whether that proposed contract offer is fair for Odom, the Lakers, or both parties?
by AK1984 on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The year-by-year is too GM-ey for me to have a valid opinion about...
But I do think that 6 years/$60M is about what Lamar is looking for and about what Lamar will get.
I think it is very likely he will resign with LA, but they have a different financial situation than Portland and I’m not sure they’ll pull it off. They also need to resign Trevor Ariza this year…
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on May 7, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
" Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots of chicks."
The only chick he is interested in is Ann Margret
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he likes it
because it allows him to get closer to his man crush’s bayless and to a great extent john “ben’s head will explode if he becomes a blazer” wall
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The only chick he is interested in is Ann Margret"
right – in 1965 – Elgin
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a photo from summer league
that showed Ben eye-balling an older lady …who looked Like Ann Margret…but wasn’t. I ragged him about it alot at the time
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amlmart is going to run off with Sergio and start a new life.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by Sabonis4Ever on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fix'd
Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots ofchickskicks
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
rec
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we already rec'd the main thread
is it proper ettiquette to also rec this comment talking about the update?
by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeh, gotta' give cloudydays props for being clever.
It was miled animal who wrote the thing, so I gave him props by reccing the thread, but you gotta’ give some love to cloudydays for his wit and cunning as well.
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done
Timbo’s was one of the funnier things I’ve seen on here.
Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.
by KP Corleone on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome--rec!
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks you all. Yes, I´ve changed my horse for a donkey.
But always a Blazers fan, for heaven´s sake!. His Majesty has nothing to do, but, to issue a proclamation, commanding all the knights-errant in Spain to assemble at his court, by such a day; and altho´no more than half a dozen should come, among this one may be found, who is alone sufficient alone to overthorw the whole Laker power.
"They didn't know it was impossible, so they did it"
by amlmart1 on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
L*ker power, you mean. :-p
Seriously, good to finally see ya’!
acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you.
luv,
Tom
" i wish you were my dad :)" - In Walks Rudy
by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you think that was kind of redundant, wouldn't you think?
"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy
by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is always room for more love in this world.
by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's absolutely correct
and I dedicate this song to you, Tom.
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said, my friend.
And thanks for letting us know you are alive and kicking.
by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to reach the unreachable star
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait this site still exists?
seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend, and she loves the blazers but for some reason i havent bedged out in months, i see people from here at blazer games, i have neglected you all, but fear not, i shall be back
odds
100%
Welcome to the Terror Dome
by BlazermaniacAndy on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mind if i sig steal that? ;-)~
"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy
by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont u know prez? The proper way to ask is "Can I bum a Sig dude?"
by tevisthe4th on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
reccamuendoed
"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy
by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao nice sig
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec, Wire sig
another mainstay of this site.
Tony Luftman Is an Animatronic Robot created by Cyberdyne Industries for the purpose of the destruction of the entire human race, no one shall be spared.
by Jiggamant on May 7, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might want to search past game day threads for our undercover reporter spilling the beans on your Rose Garden date :)
by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
and we should quiz Andy on who the Blazers were playing in that game… to see if he noticed the game going on.
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy
by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 7, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i saw you at the Laker game
on the big screen!
it was a clear black night, a clear white moon
by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRP told us all about your makeout session during the playoffs
Dude……
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you would make a horrible CIA agent
never give up your source
"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy
by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be back...
…to strap on the arm pads and beat TiH and Timbo around the head and shoulders as they warm up pre-game.
by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Disguised Returns
Would the esteemed Eben Calder have re-incarnated himself to TominRehab? Might ArizonaAnnie become Magnum25? Could TomofOahu be RandyinParadise? Be it possible Timbo is Trent?
by RandyinParadise on May 7, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hold my hand
I’m a RandyinParadise . . .
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Relax, son
It’s Robert Parker’s Paradise, close to Boston
Set your feet, breath deep, concentrate on your follow through
by RandyinParadise on May 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im really angry
am i just auto 100%
and YOU , YOU DISSAPEARED when you got mad… and NOW you wanna come back and judge US/?
how dare thee
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
I was completely expecting to see your name when I scrolled down that list. Nothing? Are you getting so popular that people are starting to dislike you? That’s childish. That’s a slap in the face if I ever saw one.
But don’t get down Sophia, just remember, we have Brandon Roy. And YouTube highlights.
#5
by Kelsoballa on May 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
milled just doesn't like me
it sounds like im kidding, but i’m dead serious
lol
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia! How's your day going?
I just had a two-hour lunch at The Cheescake Factory and the weather here in beautiful Walnut Creek, California is beyond perfect.
by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great post
I put my chances of coming back at a solid R%
"Brian (Outlaw is Rejector) is now on the fan saying he put this on to see what would happen " - 123_G.O._RipCity
by Outlaw is Rejector on May 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I demand a recount...
Taking Norsk’s most recent “Kobe to Portland” post into account.
Norsk is off the futures board in Vegas. Nobody knows what to make of his chances now. This was unexpected.
Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.
by KP Corleone on May 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you eaten at Anisette Brasserie?
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nuh uh.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops. Meant as reply to Morty.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 7, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops 'a daisy...
lol… just kidding. please don’t kill me for commenting here. just screwing around.
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 7, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he he
hey, check out this new JD… you can tell me what to change my name to…
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/7/869054/may-8-junk-drawer-name-ideas-+
by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about stalkerguy? That fits you so well.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad that's not meant to be funny.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're so hard on me sometimes
but I like it.
I need the discipline and teaching. It’s like a puppy. You gotta be hard on it to train it. You don’t abuse it, but you grab it by the scruff of it’s neck on ocassion when it does something bad.
You’re very hard on me sometimes. But I probably actually need it. I’m still immature in some ways and need a father or mother figure like you.
by tominrehab on May 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
forkorv.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sound it out.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you telling him to buy a forklift, Annie?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on May 8, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously Ann
I don’t have Timbo money… I can’t afford a forklift.
by tominrehab on May 8, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't lean on me man because I can't afford a forklift
down at Suffragette City. It’s all right. – Elgin
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about SolGoode?
This sight would be nothing without him.
Life is hilarious.
by SolGoode on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will not be back. This site is for losers who spend way too much time on the internet and obsess over a team.
I don’t like to associate myself with you people…I have better things to do with…darn it… I just described myself…Im going to cry now and eat a box of ice cream whilst watching the game winner against Houston over and over.
by dario argento on May 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would read fatty's memoir...
Mannequin porn is all the rage these days…
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on May 8, 2009 12:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this place, I love this place, I hate this place, I love this place
?
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on May 8, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
petal plucker!
Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus
by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, thanks for leaving me out too.
Whatever, I’ll put my odds at 99.9%.
I <3 you all too much to leave.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on May 8, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You could always get banned
That’s more likely for me then leaving. Sometimes it is really hard for me not to go BE postal here.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!!
You finally used a picture of yourself as your avatar
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been meaning to talk to you about your avatar
It is cute.
And you smell like puppy farts.
by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is my new cologne
called LeTom Pour Homme
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's always a point at which a fanpost dies.
We’re there.
by MiledAnimal on May 8, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a whimper
and that whimper is named Tom
(hehe)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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