My odds concerning which BEdgers will be back

by MiledAnimal on May 6, 2009 5:24 PM PDT Comment 150 comments

I began this as a short spoof on EngineerScotty's latest fanpost, titled My odds concerning who will be back, but it rapidly escalated into a full-blown fanpost of its own.

Dave: 99%

It's been an up-and-down year for Dave. The Blazers made the playoffs as he predicted, but he was way short on the number of games they'd win this season. Traffic at BE increased tremendously, but he still isn't getting rich off it. Ben is picking up more slack than ever, yet Dave has less time than ever. And Dave enjoys the kind of adoration usually reserved for pop star pedophiles, yet he's constantly having to ban, suspend, smack-down, or warn unruly BEdgers who break the site rules. Still, Dave bleeds Blazers Edge red and black, he loves his status as Le Gran Frommage Blazer Fan, and what else is there to do in Boise? He'll be back. Book it.

Ben: 98%

Ben puts the Edge in Blazers Edge. He's the Bad Cop to Dave's Good Cop, and he takes no prisoners, as Steve Blake will tell you. He lives in Portland, which enables him to be Dave's eyes and ears as well as his fists. Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots of chicks. He's not going anywhere soon. The only reason I put him at 98% instead of 99% is because we all know he's gunning for Sean's job and there's always a chance he might decide to take matters into his own hands one of these days. Sean, I wouldn't wait too long to start a family, if you know what I mean.

Jscot: 90%

Jscot, along with Dave, is the Voice of Reason on Blazers Edge. He's smart, educated, is a citizen of a country that is part of the British Empire, and probably lives in a castle, which would explain why he's always talking about ruling the world. He's one of the original BE homers and a Microsoft Excel ninja. Talk about your bona fides...! I expect jscot to be around as long as BE is, but I put him only at 90% because he's been gone for a couple of weeks on business (cough) instead of fulfilling his normal duties of graphing and analyzing data, skewering BE trolls, and making grandiose yet thinly veiled threats about what he'll do when he rules the world. Is Blazers Edge that easy for him to step away from? Makes me wonder what he's hiding in that Burger King crown of his. Meanwhile, Norsktroll has quietly assumed the throne in jscot's absence. The plucky Scot could be in for a power struggle. Blood may spill.

TominHawaii: 80%

The clever, exceedingly witty, and urbane Man About Oahu-town enlivens Blazers Edge with his offbeat sense of humor, which I liken to a tasty mix of Jay Leno, Redd Foxx, and Mother Teresa. He is easily the most popular BEdger, because who doesn't love a guy who can make you blush, guffaw, and soil yourself all at once? Despite his popularity, I'm detecting lately a sort of world-weariness in Tom, as he faces yet another generation of BEdgers hell-bent on firing Nate and trading half the team whenever they lose a game. His quips aren't quite as quick lately, his barbs sharper. Could this be the right time to trade him for pookeyguru?

Annthefan: 60%

Ann's status with Blazers Edge is not at question here. It's how many times she can type #25 before she pounds a hole in her keyboard. Her loyalty to Travis is admirable, considering his performance in the playoffs, but the nonstop ad hominem attacks on Outlaw's BBIQ is taking a toll on our Little Orphan Annie. Plus Travis is no lock to remain a Blazer this season. If he goes, does Ann go with him? And how long can she put up with Tom's evil twin before she decides to march off into the hills to the tune of a different drummer?

Norsktroll: 50%

The star of this young, dashing wunderkind is rising fast, but will he consolidate his power enough by the time jscot returns to usurp the throne? Or will he suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune at the blood-stained hands of a vengeful returning king? Kobe vs LeBron will be nothing more than a cockfight in the background.

Timbo: 20%

Timbo's been on a roll lately -- but at Silver Screen and Roll, not at Blazers Edge. A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy. Timbo is a loyal Blazer fan, but the Blazers are out of the playoffs now, the Lakers are fighting the team that ended our run, and lo and behold, Silver Screen and Roll has emerged within the SBN universe to provide Timbo the unspoiled canvas that the Laker fan inside him has longed for all these years. Timbo's leering avatar is everywhere at SS&R: on the main page, in the sidebar, in the comments. He even replies to himself, and there is no one to stop him. Unless a brave and caring group of BEdgers makes it their duty to perform a combination intervention/exorcism/macarena, Timbo may be lost to his inner demon, and to us, forever.

Amlmart: 10%

Donde esta nos amigo? Once a much-loved regular poster on BE, this caballero appears to have fallen off his horse and is lying in a ditch by the side of the road. Have you decided, O Blazer Fan de la Mancha, to tilt at another team's windmills? When will your caricatures once again grace our virtual pages? Perhaps it is too soon to declare amlmart MIA, but he is definitely AWOL.

Fatty: 2%

Fatty's return this year from his self-imposed exile was one of the most anticipated events ever at Blazers Edge. We all wondered: what marvelous and amazing things would he say upon his return, with an entire year of pent-up rants to unleash? Would he dazzle us with his insights? Would his scorn still peel the paint off an Oden fanboy's face? Would he have learned how to punctuate a sentence? Surprisingly, fatty's return has been anticlimactic at best. He returned not with a bang but a whimper, choosing not to trumpet his arrival in a fanpost like a triumphant prodigal son but simply by commenting briefly in a couple of threads, showing us nothing new or different. He received an exceedingly high honor when Dave invited him to post on the main page, and he did well enough in that appearance. Yet a new generation of BEdgers, perhaps overstimulated by fatty's legend and by sugary energy drinks, found fatty to be a taste not to their liking. Fatty's already shown he can live without Blazers Edge. I fear he may decide to return to Patmos, where he can write his memoirs in peace.

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Dave has said repeatedly in his open chat thread that there is a big announcement concerning Bedge coming this summer

Dave: 99%

I have a feeling that Dave is leaving to either (a) spend more time with his family and on his ministry, or (b) bigger and better blogging/writing things.

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's done a great job.

Maybe going to work for the Oregonian? Maybe replacing Canzano? Again…KP’s got me thinking BIG.

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I see Dave as more of a Barry Sander type… bowing out before reaching perhaps his ultimate potential.

I think he’d be more inclined to give up blogging for his family and day job.

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gotcha.

I didn’t know much about his personal life. That makes sense though.

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 6, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Think bigger: Replacing Steven A. Smith at ESPN big

by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

You love him…

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

thank god ESPN got rid of him

for awhile I was worried when they started pushing him on every program and his lame talk show.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

stephen a. is unreplaceable. i think that is a word

by cornplant on May 7, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Irreplaceable--he's not.

Any overbearing troll could do his job. God I hate that guy. (He also panned drafting BRoy in all of his emminent wisdom.)

by Benjamanic on May 8, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mr. Smith is a complete tool

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like him

Because it’s nice to watch someone who always seems to be wrong. I think he thinks stuff like we think stuff, then says, “I gotta say the exact opposite, so that I can be controversial.” He is an easy target and a needed role in the sports media.

by tominhawaii on May 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Assistant GM

Todd Penn is interviewing with the ’wolves….

by DucRider on May 8, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by MiledAnimal on May 6, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Raining on an alive horse"

???

I’ve never heard that expression… huh

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

(How sad is it that I think I know where this is)

by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We're waiting...

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've got the goods

Dave has optioned the TV rights for BlazersEdge. It’ll be a sitcom on Fox in the fall.

The good news / bad news is that TiH will be played by Patton Oswalt.

by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lame to the max

It should be the guy who played Bud Bundy.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Could be worse

Timbo’s being played by the guy who played Screech.

by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mort is gonna be played by

Big Suke

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ooh - a low blow

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How could I forget to include Mortimer in the list?!

He just got married, so the odds of him being around are really low now. The only worse omission I could have made would have been Sophia… uh oh…!

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, I've been with my gal for 5+ years

Being married is just a formality, so I’ll be here as much as ever.

If I AIN’t here, it’s cuz of work and busy-ness, not wifeyness. The only thing that’ll really change is I get better health insurance now.

And you forgot me because you hate me, and because of the wedding I faded in the playoffs. What a buster!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sophia will be played by Blazer Dancer Ione.

hehe

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sophia has more gums than teeth?

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on May 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That sounds nice

by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Holla, I didn’t even catch my own dirtiness there. But seriously, Ione has some dolphin teeth and that’s not something to joke about.

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on May 7, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just stop right there

Before you make me angry. Ione will not be dissed in front of me. I will have somebody Mortimurder you.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sophia should

be played by Sophia.

"...I'm thinking we can play for a championship sooner than people think. We can really do it." - B.Roy, 5-1-09 (via J.Quick)

by jorga on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think she would do a really great job!

I Blazersedge daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

by Claire on May 7, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For some reason I was thinking she would be played by

former attorney general Janet Reno

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 8, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I WILL MURDER YOU DAMMIT!!!

by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahhhh....my beautiful nemesis

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

did you mean Ted Bundy?

he could probably play you…

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ted Bundy is dead

Bud Bundy is short

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I heard

it was going to be an elimination type show. Survival of the wittiest.

"...I'm thinking we can play for a championship sooner than people think. We can really do it." - B.Roy, 5-1-09 (via J.Quick)

by jorga on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's it

I’m out.

by DonkeyShins on May 8, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

man i miss amlmart

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

I was just thinking yesterday

that he hasn’t been around here in a while… I miss the Midnight Rambler.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he wrote before that he is a lot busier now

but even so…i miss new paco caracatures and spanish translations and what not. i was hoping to see rubio online feeds the same way he posted rudy ones last year.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 6, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I miss his jokes too

Astounding wit for a guy who’s “learning” English.

by Corvid on May 6, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

amen to that...he always owns me.

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he probably knows English grammer

better than a few Americans on this site (pointing at myself)

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could take him in a grammar duel.

Bring it on Amlmart, bring it on!

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoops...comma splicing isn't a good way to start.

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

you lost and Anilmart hasn’t even shown up yet

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

funny thing is

I typed “dule” and was like wait……..that doesn’t look right!

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

agreed

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm pretty sure he's only a Sergio fan

So when/if Sergio is treated, there goes Amlmart1000 :-(

He doesn’t care much for Rudy. Sergio is “where it’s at”, as the Spanish kids say.

Mortimero

by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did Rudy grow up on the wrong island?

Is that why he hates him?

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Charon

You are, perhaps, confused about the geography of Spain…

Wait, that Saramago book wasn’t nonfiction, was it?

by Charon on May 8, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dave doesn't live in Boise

But there’s got to be a lot of opps to get out in nature, at least. If one was into such things.

by Section323 on May 6, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Why is Norsktroll at 50% ???

I think that should be a lot higher.

I also think Annthefan should be higher. She’s got a grittiness and toughness about her that bodes well for future blogging prospects. I like her being here for a long time.

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I might change my username and retire Norsktroll. And I too have more projects coming up, though that would only slow me down.

The last months were light with just 1 or 2 going on at a time.

by Norsktroll on May 6, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You'll always be Norskie to me...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Milled Animal

by timbo on May 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But what if #25 gets traded?

Does Ann become a fan of the Memphis Grizzlies, or whatever city’s lakes and streams float Travis’ boat in the future? Does she wait for another athletic jumping jack to dawn the sacred #25 jersey? Or does she simply disappear like Mel Gibson at the end of a Mad Max flick?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 6, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Travis getting traded?

that’s blasphemy!

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She would start the Memphis blog on SBN: "#25 (and company)"

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Call me BEdge Favre

I plan on retiring….then coming back every year and then retiring again….. until I am in a walker…..then I will take Barkley to hole

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

well

yeah except we’ll just trade you to another blog. I think the Thunder’s blog has an opening.

by boppitywop on May 6, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nobody has my rights

I may be a free agent…but I ain’t free

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I am SOOOOO stealing that for my new sig line...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Milled Animal

by timbo on May 6, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the Animal has been Milled...

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if the Animal was a sauce at Taco Bell

would it be hot or mild?

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pepper, if I've been milled...

by MiledAnimal on May 6, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, hel, I'm sorry...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 7, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

As the resident Los Angeles Lakes fan around these parts, Timbo, I must ask for your opinion on this.

For Lamar Odom, a six-year, $60,000,000 contract (Signing Bonus: $12,000,000; 2009-2010: $6,400,000; 2010-2011: $7,040,000; 2011-2012: $7,680,000; 2012-2013: $8,320,000; 2013-2014: $8,960,000; 2014-2015: $9,600,000) — with a 20% signing bonus paid upfront (yet spread out over the guaranteed years of the contract), a 15% trade kicker, and an early termination option that may be exercised after the fourth season (although the final two seasons are partially guaranteed for only $3,280,000 apiece if he doesn’t exercise his opt-out clause and is waived before 6/30/2013) — would seemingly be a fair and balanced deal if he re-signed with the Los Angeles Lakers this off-season.

What’s your opinion on whether that proposed contract offer is fair for Odom, the Lakers, or both parties?

by AK1984 on May 6, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The year-by-year is too GM-ey for me to have a valid opinion about...

But I do think that 6 years/$60M is about what Lamar is looking for and about what Lamar will get.

I think it is very likely he will resign with LA, but they have a different financial situation than Portland and I’m not sure they’ll pull it off. They also need to resign Trevor Ariza this year…

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 7, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

For the Lakers, I believe that re-signing Lamar Odom is more important than Trevor Ariza.

by AK1984 on May 7, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

" Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots of chicks."

The only chick he is interested in is Ann Margret

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

he likes it

because it allows him to get closer to his man crush’s bayless and to a great extent john “ben’s head will explode if he becomes a blazer” wall

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The only chick he is interested in is Ann Margret"

right – in 1965 – Elgin

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There was a photo from summer league

that showed Ben eye-balling an older lady …who looked Like Ann Margret…but wasn’t. I ragged him about it alot at the time

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 7, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

amlmart is going to run off with Sergio and start a new life.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on May 6, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fix'd

Ben loves writing for Blazers Edge because it gets him an In to the team and lots of ~~chicks~~ kicks

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 6, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs

nice!

by Section323 on May 6, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

rec

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

if we already rec'd the main thread

is it proper ettiquette to also rec this comment talking about the update?

by tominrehab on May 6, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeh, gotta' give cloudydays props for being clever.

It was miled animal who wrote the thing, so I gave him props by reccing the thread, but you gotta’ give some love to cloudydays for his wit and cunning as well.

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well done

Timbo’s was one of the funnier things I’ve seen on here.

Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

by KP Corleone on May 6, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome--rec!

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 6, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks you all. Yes, I´ve changed my horse for a donkey.

But always a Blazers fan, for heaven´s sake!. His Majesty has nothing to do, but, to issue a proclamation, commanding all the knights-errant in Spain to assemble at his court, by such a day; and altho´no more than half a dozen should come, among this one may be found, who is alone sufficient alone to overthorw the whole Laker power.

"They didn't know it was impossible, so they did it"

by amlmart1 on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs

L*ker power, you mean. :-p

Seriously, good to finally see ya’!

acta est fabula plaudite -- Thanks for a great season.

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love you.

luv,

Tom

" i wish you were my dad :)" - In Walks Rudy

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't you think that was kind of redundant, wouldn't you think?

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

There is always room for more love in this world.

by tominhawaii on May 7, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's absolutely correct

and I dedicate this song to you, Tom.

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well said, my friend.

And thanks for letting us know you are alive and kicking.

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

to reach the unreachable star

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm psyched about the new Star Trek movie.

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait this site still exists?

seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend, and she loves the blazers but for some reason i havent bedged out in months, i see people from here at blazer games, i have neglected you all, but fear not, i shall be back

odds
100%

Welcome to the Terror Dome

by BlazermaniacAndy on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

mind if i sig steal that? ;-)~

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dont u know prez? The proper way to ask is "Can I bum a Sig dude?"

by tevisthe4th on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs

Rec!

Pun ’o the day!

by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great pun = automatic rec.

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

reccamuendoed

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao nice sig

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 7, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec, Wire sig

another mainstay of this site.

Tony Luftman Is an Animatronic Robot created by Cyberdyne Industries for the purpose of the destruction of the entire human race, no one shall be spared.

by Jiggamant on May 7, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You might want to search past game day threads for our undercover reporter spilling the beans on your Rose Garden date :)

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

and we should quiz Andy on who the Blazers were playing in that game… to see if he noticed the game going on.

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yay

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 7, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i saw you at the Laker game

on the big screen!

it was a clear black night, a clear white moon

by In Walks Rudy on May 7, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BRP told us all about your makeout session during the playoffs

Dude……

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on May 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you would make a horrible CIA agent

never give up your source

"seriously, i didn’t think this would happen, ever, but i got a girlfriend" -- Blazermaniac Andy

by prezofdeath on May 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll be back...

…to strap on the arm pads and beat TiH and Timbo around the head and shoulders as they warm up pre-game.

by DonkeyShins on May 7, 2009 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Disguised Returns

Would the esteemed Eben Calder have re-incarnated himself to TominRehab? Might ArizonaAnnie become Magnum25? Could TomofOahu be RandyinParadise? Be it possible Timbo is Trent?

by RandyinParadise on May 7, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hold my hand

I’m a RandyinParadise . . .

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What, no "-Elgin"?

by BOSAKI on May 7, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oops!

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 7, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What, no "-Elgin" again?

WTF?

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oops!

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Relax, son

It’s Robert Parker’s Paradise, close to Boston

Set your feet, breath deep, concentrate on your follow through

by RandyinParadise on May 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im really angry

am i just auto 100%

and YOU , YOU DISSAPEARED when you got mad… and NOW you wanna come back and judge US/?
how dare thee
sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

I was completely expecting to see your name when I scrolled down that list. Nothing? Are you getting so popular that people are starting to dislike you? That’s childish. That’s a slap in the face if I ever saw one.

But don’t get down Sophia, just remember, we have Brandon Roy. And YouTube highlights.

by Kelsoballa on May 7, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

milled just doesn't like me

it sounds like im kidding, but i’m dead serious

lol

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sophia! How's your day going?

I just had a two-hour lunch at The Cheescake Factory and the weather here in beautiful Walnut Creek, California is beyond perfect.

by MiledAnimal on May 7, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great post

I put my chances of coming back at a solid R%

"Brian (Outlaw is Rejector) is now on the fan saying he put this on to see what would happen " - 123_G.O._RipCity

by Outlaw is Rejector on May 7, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I demand a recount...

Taking Norsk’s most recent “Kobe to Portland” post into account.

Norsk is off the futures board in Vegas. Nobody knows what to make of his chances now. This was unexpected.

Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

by KP Corleone on May 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, I only learned about KP's "Plan (B)ryant" recently, too

by Norsktroll on May 7, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've already been forgotten :-(

by Mortimer on May 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Have you eaten at Anisette Brasserie?

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 7, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nuh uh.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 7, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oops. Meant as reply to Morty.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 7, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oops 'a daisy...

lol… just kidding. please don’t kill me for commenting here. just screwing around.

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Flagged

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 7, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he he

hey, check out this new JD… you can tell me what to change my name to…
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/7/869054/may-8-junk-drawer-name-ideas-+

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How about stalkerguy? That fits you so well.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 7, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

fits me almost too well

by tominrehab on May 7, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Too bad that's not meant to be funny.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you're so hard on me sometimes

but I like it.

I need the discipline and teaching. It’s like a puppy. You gotta be hard on it to train it. You don’t abuse it, but you grab it by the scruff of it’s neck on ocassion when it does something bad.

You’re very hard on me sometimes. But I probably actually need it. I’m still immature in some ways and need a father or mother figure like you.

by tominrehab on May 8, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

forkorv.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's that mean?

by tominrehab on May 8, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sound it out.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 8, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you telling him to buy a forklift, Annie?

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 8, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously Ann

I don’t have Timbo money… I can’t afford a forklift.

by tominrehab on May 8, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't lean on me man because I can't afford a forklift

down at Suffragette City. It’s all right. – Elgin

Brandon Roy: Strengths-remarkably efficient player who appears to effortlessly score and facilitate. Weakness-he’s just a figment of your imagination. - Canis Hoopus

by 22baylor on May 8, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about SolGoode?

This sight would be nothing without him.

Life is hilarious.

by SolGoode on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I will not be back. This site is for losers who spend way too much time on the internet and obsess over a team.

I don’t like to associate myself with you people…I have better things to do with…darn it… I just described myself…Im going to cry now and eat a box of ice cream whilst watching the game winner against Houston over and over.

by dario argento on May 7, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs