Junk Drawer June 1: Rose Festival Edition
by Section323 on May 31, 2009 11:27 PM PDT
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PrintWhen I was 17, my friend and I took a tour of one of the navy ships during fleet week. We wandered off from the tour and got ourselves kicked off the ship and told never to return. I've never returned to the navy ships, although I assume by now they've forgotten about me. We didn't see anything interesting on our detour. Hoping this is long enough...
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Apparently it is S4E's birthday. I got you something in a box.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
Happy Bday s4e...as a present next time, i won't break your ankles
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
go "rent" a set for 10 bucks at walgreens.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions
like
^^ that is the only comment in the history of Bedge that I’ve been personally flagged. A certain user (won’t mention who) flagged it with the comment lameness."
smh.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
I noticed a fatty comment down below it.
I have a question about him. Didn’t he want the Blazers to draft Oden? And now he hates him? I am so confused by that guy.
Certified blazer.fangirl
No, he doesn't hate Oden at all
Fatty actually thinks Oden will be great.
He just complains about people expecting him to be a savior right away.
Most of Fatty’s complaints are about how people are fans, and in expecting too much/too little/whatever. He thinks Oden will be great, just will take a few years. He may be right.
Morty
is the party here now?
oh wait, why am i asking. I am here, therefore the party is here. duh.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
Congrats on your mod power, Mr. Cab. Apparently Firsts are the first casualty of the new era.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
he’s become the prezofegotism, apparently.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on May 31, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm falling over youuuuuuuu
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 31, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
this was my helll....living without youuuuuuuuuu
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 31, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 31, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm may be your sister but i'm from another mister.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 31, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’d be more exciting if they were all Bedge regulars. I’m thinking that they are less visible posters, though.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on May 31, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
im all for
bribing the mods
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on May 31, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
if we trade for Kirk, we’d get Wendy from BaB thrown in for free.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on May 31, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
psh, they'd probably be happy to unload some of their bloated contracts.
they should have to pay us to take those things on.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 31, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno… with Weinman leaving, they have a lot of cap space.
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on May 31, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what if it's something anti climactic
like bots are the mods but they have names like long time members
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
creepy. They would be stone faced killas
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
go back to other JD claire...got a Q for you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
ken instead of -ken, perezofdeath instead of prezofdeath…
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on May 31, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
someone already did it.
http://sbnation.com/users/perezofdeath
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
WOAH.
Is that what you linked to in the JD a few days ago? I didn’t even realize it.
Certified blazer.fangirl
yeah, there was also
saboner4ever or sabonis4never or something. it was pretty…uhhh…spooky.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
It had my real face and everything
Which is funny because I still have my face. I guess I had an extra one.
what about pezofdeath
those little pez candies have to be made of mostly chemicals and artificial substances. I’m surprised they haven’t killed someone already.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
ha! that's what you think. i used to just be "prez." then I had one of those little spring loaded canister things of pez.
now look at me. I can’t just be sweet little innocent prez…now I’m the prezofdeath.
pez…ruined my life.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
The Mods Are Here!!!!!!!
wow that was anitclimactic, like y2k
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:05 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wait, what?
is my page just not updating or am I missing something?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yes!
i scared one person
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I think confused would be more accurate
I was trying to find the post
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
fine
i’ll still take the confused
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
i remember we played spoons till like 3 in the AM on y2k night. nothing too exciting happened. except i sweated a LOT. that game is intense.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
not as intense as FORKS
sometimes I even play with double sided forks
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
steak knives....mmmm
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
by Magnum on Jun 1, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
i've seen a metal knork recently
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Spife definitely looks like something you'd harm someone with.
The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of a martyr.
Did you know
that the “runcible spoon” mentioned in Owl and the Pussycat is really a spork?
My son and I prefer to call it a foon.
Is your son 3?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Mine too
He said foon a lot when he was three
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
'cept we did this
when he was probably in his early teens and we were discussing the plastic spork that was standard issue with someone’s fast food. (Wendys? KFC?) “Foon” was just our off-center way of saying “spork”.
lol
I made you explain it when I had already figured it out!!! Ha!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the most intense game of spoons I’ve ever played is when we stuck the spoons upstairs. Carnage ensued.
proud hinrichsheeple
DUDE that is an awesome idea.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
spooning with other mods till you sweat?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I'm a fan of spooning
although, I definitely discriminate based on gender. I know, I know, I’m a terrible person
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
So, does anyone have big Rose Festival plans?
Man, I really wish I could go. When I was younger I helped build floats every year, then would pop by to watch the parade. But, living out of town now… the timing just never works out. This year, we’re very preoccupied so we can’t travel up.
How’s the Starlight parade? I’ve never had a chance to see it.
Highlight of the starlight parade
was me running across it to get to the other side. Got a few cheers.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I remember skipping all the Rose Festival related assemblies (and most other assemblies for that matter) during HS
The whole Ambassador/Queen voting is a dumb popularity contest. No offense to the ambassadors, many of whom are very nice, accomplished young women. Dumb system though.
you're just bitter
I can sense it.
Don’t believe me? Just look
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
maybe
as you might imagine, I was a giant dork in HS who couldn’t have gotten the time of day from popular girls, even if I’d had the courage to try :(
it's cool, I'm a huge nerd
and the only reason the popular kids talked to me in high school was to ask if they could cheat off my tests. There’s a mildly funny story about that.
Although, I did get voted best hair in my graduating class.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
If anyone ever feels bad about being a nerd in high school
just know that those people’s lives have peaked in high school and will end up working at the cheesecake factory while you have much brighter years ahead of you. At least, I sure hope so…
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
And if what she said is not true...
Then feel bad.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
one of the more bizarre moments in my life was
walking into my first day of grad school and finding one of those obnoxious popular people from high school in my class. It was in a different state, so it was quite unexpected.
Hey, her life was supposed to have peaked in high school, and now she was supposed to be a loser!!!!
Interestingly, though, the kinda nerdy people like me were now the norm, and she was a little bit of a misfit. Her life didn’t suck, however, darn it!!! She was nicer as an adult at least.
I was a huge nerd and no one liked me in high school and people thought I was very unintelligent
So, I don’t keep in touch with anyone from back then.
3 years ago I end up running into a group of former high school classmates in mother loving Sweden, on a trip with the now-wife. Had to do the awkward catch up game that I wasn’t prepared for, and forgot several of my accomplishments to underline that I am rad. And I had an un-ruly beard I was growing to celebrate going back to my motherland, so I looked “cooler”-than-normal.
I wasn’t friends with anyone in the group from my high school, some of them I outright didn’t like back then, but everyone was nice. It’s just awkward.
A switch definitely flipped for me in college, where I realized I was one of the smart kids pretty quickly. High school was weird. It feels weird to meet people from back then, even 10 years later… and I’m not one who is stuck in those times or even thinks of them. HONEST!
My brother was, like, THE school bully so I bet people he picked on think "oh that mean “Mortimer’s Older Brother”, I bet he’s a waste right now, the loser", but nope he’s doing good too.
So I guess the lesson is there isn’t likely a karmic lesson to those who weren’t cool or nice in high school.
Mortimer
+92,000
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Big Suck ain't got nuthin' on my brobro
He was a strong kid with a bad temper caused by some imbalances in his force. His midichlorian count was out of whack.
No one ever physically messed with me because I got to ride on his rep’s coattails for toughness, so that was nice. Especially since I was on all the varsity teams as a frosh and sophomore and anyone else like me got a lot of crap from the older kids. Initiation, stupid jock type stuff.
My brother wasn’t good at sports like I was, but he was good at punching and had beat up some of the star jocks who were older than me and most likely to pick on a 13 year old Mortimer (I started high school young), because that is what you do. So, they never messed with me and were actually very nice.
I figured it was because they were scared of my brother, but who knows, maybe they liked me.
My brother is much mellower now.
Some bullies if you stand up to them they get a lot less tough, but when someone would do that to my brother, it always ended in disaster. It just made him a lot meaner. Your best bet was to hope he got bored and don’t give him a reason to stay interested.
At home I just tried to avoid him.
Now he’s nice though… but for about a decade, whooo boy… he was mean.
Mortimer
I was 13 when I started high school, 17 when graduated
I didn’t skip a grade, just had a weird summer b-day and instead of waiting for the next year to start school like some in my situation, I got started early.
I was younger than a lot of people in the grade below me. It was sorta annoying, since everyone got their license a year ahead of me, and sports wise I was actually a year younger than everyone (though I had a better natural body and frame than most, so it didn’t hurt me that mnuch, but if I was the “proper” age I woulda’ been even better).
The only time it worked in my favor was that I finished college at a younger age, and since I was on varsity for baseball at 14, I got two years of Babe Ruth baseball outside of school where I was used to varsity pitching and then got to have batting practice in Babe Ruth against people my own age. That was a fun pair of baseball seasons.
I had God-awful grades in high school. People thought I was dumb. I was a weird kid, but I wasn’t dumb. In college, a switch was flipped and I got good grades, had lotta friends, etc etc. Can’t really explain it. Stopping sports prolly helped, but it wasn’t everything.
I won’t tell my kid to duplicate my high school career. For whatever reason, I’m the sort of person who can get away with worse-than-dropout-level-grades and still get into college and then make things work. I don’t expect most to be as lucky, but stuff just works out for me in general. A Man of Destiny, just like our Blazers.
Mortimer
So your kid will be Mortimer 2.0
Live, reloaded, and now with more destiny than Destiny’s Child.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
they changed the voting this year so that a panel of judges chooses instead of students.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
dang i'm tempted to type FIRST in the meet the mod thread.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
3 for 3!!! CABLINASIAN FTW!
proud hinrichsheeple
by Cablinasian on Jun 1, 2009 12:22 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
you da man. i wanted to give you a rec.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
well done
but -3 for note getting the other ones right.
Net score of 0.
by jksnake99 on Jun 1, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh snap. rec'd for stats of truth.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
dude, i asked Ben and he said even he couldn't inflate rec counts.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
stop it...silly
i really don’t think we’re going to be too crazy. the community does a really good job taking care of itself.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
and now the sly political denial
I see what you’re doing and I’m on to you mister
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
way to prove my point about the power going to your head!
aren’t we supposed to haze?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I would probably have ended up guessing Tdarkstar, but I don’t really know the other two.
My zero looks pretty good compared to all ya’ll and your negatives.
proud hinrichsheeple
he should have just worn a Knicks hat
Lebron isn’t stupid; he’s very aware of the image he presents. I think that is a very clear sign about his intentions.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Do Cavs fans panic again and the NY Post is writing jubilating rumor essays?
He just likes the Yankees. It would be an issue if he played for the local baseball team.
As long as I don't offend you
I’m good.
Certified blazer.fangirl
by Roybot on Jun 1, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wassup night crew?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
not much...what's up with yu?
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
the same old stuff
I like being in on the ground floor of commenting
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
^stalker alert!
haha j/k…
I just came back from the most depressing trip to Cali ever (my granddad’s funeral)…
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Sorry to hear, cloudy. Those are always tough.
Hmmm, what can we do to cheer you up.
In case you haven’t read it, try reading this thread. Remember that the user who creates the post, bdizzle, is actually prez when you’re reading.
lolololol
and that guy’s gonna be a mod?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
There are so many funny comments in that thread
I can’t pick just one. Tom just reused his phone number joke in a trade drawer.
Certified blazer.fangirl
Just read it for the first time.
It is indeed funny. Especially when bidzzleshmizz recs his opponent.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
pretty good
im just chilling in bed at my home in woodburn, I was thinking about hitting up those 6 am pick up games in Salem on my way back to OSU
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
at The Hoop in Salem I guess
some posters in here from Salem ball in there at 6.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i thought he meant pick up games like trying to pick up galactic love and her junk
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
flagged for lameness
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
hah!
I miss that grrrlz junk
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
maybe a little too much...
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
btw i am freaking stunned that the Cavs lost
unbelievable considering it looked like the Magic were about to fall apart after game 5 in boston
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i didn't do it. i swear!
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
You better watch yourself!
I now have more power than you. I can manipulate you into banning whoever (whomever? whatever…Cablinasian will correct me) I want (Sabonis4Ever). I will ruin you!
Certified blazer.fangirl
i pretty much am cablinasian...just better looking, more at ease with the ladies,
and with a bigger ego.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
lol
He’s not the one that wrote a JD asking for love advice.
Certified blazer.fangirl
by Roybot on Jun 1, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see you're still around. Prez didn't do his job yet. You'll have to go back to using S4N.
Oh, and happy Birthday :)
Certified blazer.fangirl
naw
i was just tryin a different name, i decided against it
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If you ban one of my top 10 posters, I will pull a fatty >:-)
by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
who do you want banned?
and how many euros are we talking?
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
refresh....
why am i thinking of a sea shell right now?
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
It was so shocking when the Cavs lost,
that even my wife, who only follows basketball peripherally, said for 10 minutes “Lebron and the Cavs are eliminated? But they were dominating!”
I’ve mentioned before that I wouldn’t have minded Cleveland winning one this year. Their fanbase has been through enough. But I don’t mind the LBJ’s coronation is postponed. Not at all.
Especially if Orlando can upset LAL.
so when do the mods actually take effect then?
has their reign of terror begun yet?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Pretty reasonable to assume it's underway.
Prez is already deleting random words in Roybot’s comments.
nah, it's pretty quiet in the offseason. i'd rather just keep being the same old prez and only bust out the mod stick on rare, flagrant occasions.
hopefully there won’t be a lot to worry about.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
Seriously though, yeah, it should be quiet. It's a good group here.
But it won’t be any fun if we can’t jokingly blame you for things that goes wrong with our own posts and comments.
I’m already wondering how I can hold you responsible whenever I hit submit then notice I made a typo or grammatical error.
There was supposed to be a comma after "submit", and before "then".
I think Prez edited my post and took it out.
flagged for lies.
wait, why am i flagging?
BANNED!
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
dang it...don't you hate when someone in your family likes the house a different temp than you?
it’s 90 degrees outside…but it’s like 55 in the house. i’m freezing my b-b-b-b-b-beak off.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
ya same here
my roommate likes it way warmer then i do, so he always has the heat on.
The Bedger formally known as phillyduck23
by HD on Jun 1, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I had thermostat wars with my college roommates
I like it cooler (not 55), but one guy liked it warmer. SO he just ended up getting a space heater for his room. Problem solved
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
i have been doing the same thing
only our heater really only has one setting so its either too hot or two cold, now with the heat we both lose
The Bedger formally known as phillyduck23
by HD on Jun 1, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Could be worse!
Our thermostat is basically controlled by our dog. She likes it cooler than I do in the Summer, and warmer in the Winter. (since she’s been sick, she gets her way a lot)
I’ve tried talking to the dog about it, but she doesn’t listen.
Mo Lucas has cancer and sarcoidosis? I though that was a pneumonia
Legendary Portland tough guy Maurice Lucas is undergoing treatment for bladder cancer. “The crazy thing is, he got the news about the cancer right after he survived what killed Bernie Mac,” said Lucas’ former Blazer teammate, Lionel Hollins, referring to the disease, sarcoidosis, that claimed the comedian’s life last summer.
NY Daily News
Wow, I didn't realize.
I don’t believe this has all been reported locally yet, unless I missed an article.
That just sounds rough. I hope Mo can get through it ok.
oh wow. i had no idea
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
Ricky: "Si no hay un buen proyecto no voy a la NBA"
From Marca.com. http://www.marca.com/2009/05/30/baloncesto/nba/1243707521.html
If my limited Spanish doesn’t fail me, that means he wants to be in a good project or he doesn’t come to the NBA. Hey, we are a better project than the Clippers and Grizzlies :)
Okay, he could also mean the Kings…
i don't get why he would want to go to the kings
besides them being close to LA(or wait is that the only reason?) they aren’t really a big market team and are no better off then the griz as far as overall talent.
The Bedger formally known as phillyduck23
by HD on Jun 1, 2009 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions
His agent said he wanted to LA, New York, or Portland.
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Rubio doesn’t strike me as the ideal player for the triangle offense. Not even for D’Antoni who relies on good shooting from his point guard, hence his love for Nash and preference for Duhon and in this draft Curry. But Portland initially wouldn’t be ideal either, Nate would probably turn grey when he throws a creative pass against a surprise noggin of Joel.
My computer screen is fuzzy right where your comment says "But Portland….."
SO Flag for sending a fuzzy message./s
Really though, how do you think Nate felt about Rudy’s flamboyance this year.
And sometimes those noggin passes are more how and who delivered the pass. Not to mention Joel was actually starting to show some offense this year, albeit only a little.
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
So much for accepting the spellchecker revision.
His agent said he wanted to go to LA, New York, or Portland.
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
didn't even notice till u mentioned it. ;o)
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
I usually don’t mention it.
But since my spellchecker was to blame, I thought it would be good to throw some hate at Corporate enterprise. i.e. Microsoft.
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THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Sounds like the sonics miss their bball.
(stumbled across while looking for maurice lucas stuff)
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
sucks to be them
everything sucked in seattle that year…the seahawks, the mariners, sonics being gone, and both washington college football teams
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:24 AM PDT up reply actions
no wonder AK is always so grumpy
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I can't sleep
this sucks. I am a member of Mensa and I can pretty much understand a lot of things, but I can’t seem to understand how this one girl works. It’s driving me crazy.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
keep going....
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i dunno.
someone who i haven’t been with in years just somehow got stuck in my head…i can’t even figure out why exactly other than it being rose festival time. hell i even dug thru old emails to “reread” to relive the memory since I can’t sleep.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:27 AM PDT up reply actions
If I’m reading you correctly,
sounds like one of those Venus Mars things.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
i guess you could put it that way
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
aye...its lame
kinda the one that got away i guess. i need to drink myself to sleep maybe.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like
maybe you are alone this Rose Festival? Being alone at a time of prior happiness can trigger unneeded memories. Never let the past get bigger than the present. Just keep yourself busy and your mind occupied. It’s a waste of your good time to try to figure out why you couldn’t understand her. And FWIW, intelligence has nothing whatsoever to do with matters of the heart. Some of the smartest people do the dumbest things when the heart is involved.
thx
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
can’t seem to understand how this one girl works
Male intelligence will never lead to the understanding of women.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on Jun 1, 2009 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
agreed.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 1, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Your a member of Mensa and can’t understand how a woman works… fascinating
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on Jun 1, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
....
Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone,
But ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone, only darkness everyday.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone,
And this house just ain’t no home anytime she goes away.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Do you even watch basketball?
(Please don’t hurt me Prez, it’s light hearted, I swear.)
The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of a martyr.
This poster was mean to that poster
but I ain’t no snitch
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
No sleep
I hate sleep.
I bet Norkstroll takes modafinil.
Plus, how can I sleep when it i Saboner4never’s b-day?!?!
Morty
Your mod access for just 60 seconds
That’s all it would take……MUHAHAHAHA
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
who is that in your profile pic?
It looks like your old senior photos. Or maybe you stole someone else’s.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
This poster called the other poster out
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
YOU'RE LUCKY THIS IS THE JUNK DRAWER
WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPS LOCK SPEAK?
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Actually I was in that JD but then I left to have a life,
so I missed that entire conversation. But, I agree with Roybot. Kind of weird.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I'm confused. Help.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Hmmmm LIFE
I prefer regular …cause Mikey Likes it
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
ohhh, you mean the cereal!
I actually am more of a special K kind of girl.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Less that 6, more that 5
Had to work after 2 weeks of “holidays” they gave me for exams. It was so hard to get up :(
I didn't sleep well, 5 hours maybe.
Got up, did a two and a half hour maths exam and then three hours of chemistry immediately afterwards.
The ink of a scholar is worth a thousand times more than the blood of a martyr.
In the Mods´Day, and I´ll always remember the 6-1- by that name, a song for those who will be flagged and couldn´t understand it:
“La mauvaise réputation” by Georges Brassens.
In the village, without pretention,
I have a bad reputation
Whether I make an effort or whether I keep quiet
I am regarded as a I don’t know what.
Yet I don’t do harm to anyone
Going on my own sweet way.
But the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
No the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
Every-one speaks ill of me
Except for the dumb, that goes without saying
On the day of the 14th of July (*)
I keep to my cosy bed
The marching music
That doesn’t concern me
Yet I don’t do harm to anyone
By not listening to the bugle that sounds
But the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
No the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
Everyone points at me
Except for those without arms, that goes without saying
When I run into an unlucky thief
Chased by cultural chap
I stick out my foot and why keep it quiet,
The cultural chap finds himself on the ground
Yet I don’t do harm to anyone
By letting apple thieves have a run.
But the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
Everybody pounces on me
Except for those without legs, that goes without saying
No need to be a Jeremiah
To guess the fate that awaits me
If they find a rope to their liking,
They will put it around my neck
Yet I don’t do harm to anyone
By following the paths that don’t lead to Rome
But the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
No the good folk don’t like that
You follow another way than them
Everybody will come to see me hanged
Except for the blind, that goes without saying.
(*) (Bastille Day, French national holyday)
by amlmart1 on Jun 1, 2009 6:14 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
i hat excel i have spent most of the weekend working on an excel assignment
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Jun 1, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
epic
nordstrom’s employee handbook for many years (now, sadly, changed and probably 26 inches thick)
Welcome to Nordstrom
We’re glad to have you with our Company. Our number one goal is to provide outstanding customer service. Set both your personal and professional goals high. We have great confidence in your ability to achieve them.
Nordstrom Rules: Rule #1: Use good judgment in all situations. There will be no additional rules.
Please feel free to ask your department manager, store manager, or division general manager any question at any time.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
A question for the mods.
Could you describe your surroundings? I mean, I have to assume that you have been relocated to some top secret facility, possibly in Idaho but more likely buried deep beneath some mountain in Nevada. I don’t really know anything about the details of hooking up to the network, but I would imagine you have lots of tube things hooked up to your body and you are suspended in a pod of clear fluid like in the Matrix. I see it equally realistic that you would be floating in a pool like the precog’s in Minority Report. Either way you would definitely be in some sort of liquid. Can you see the “core” from your current position? What sounds do you hear…or is there even any sound at all? Is it frightening?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Jun 1, 2009 7:45 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
This is the internet
they have to be located in somebody’s mom’s basement. I believe that is manditory
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Hello & good morning Bedgers - - -It's Monday but we're gonna try to ignore that OK?
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
I can´t.
In Spain all towns can choose two days as local holidays and today is one of them for mine :)
no.freaking.way.
That.is.amazing.
Feel free to keep us updated on him.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
just don't climb in a tower with a rifle
I actually like figs…Mondays not so much….the is actually a variety of figs called Celeste that have nothing that I know about to do with my family…I have a large fig bush on one of my properties so we can’t get away from them…one of my friends made mead from some of them – - so redemption for figs I spose
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
i used to love those things.
i think i had one package too many at some point…now i can’t stand ’em.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Those are knockoffs
called Flig Nathans
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooooey Goooey Rich and Chewy inside
golden flakey tender cakey outside
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Do you remember that jingle
for the Big Fig Newton
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yes but apparently not as clearly as you do
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
That is what I’d truely like to be
Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
an older gal at the coffeeshop was eying my outlaw jersey shirt this morning
for a sec. i thought it’d be funny if she was annthefan, but she was too old probably. She had a really pretty husky dog.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
i was thinking about getting a troutlaw jersey, but it'd suck if he got traded after dropping 60 bucks.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
i have a jersey shirt
they are cheaper and more socially acceptable for grown men, but don’t breath like jerseys.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Which would be a better choice for abundant back hair?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
a sergio rodriguez snuggie
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
psh, you'd have to be REALLY clueless to get one of their jerseys. I mean, NOBODY would do that.
Seriously, I mean nobody. Definitely not anyone living on an island in the Pacific ocean.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
who's that guy that looks totally messed up for the sonics? he was a sweet kid and now he looks like a meth addict?
i saw a kid wearing his sonics jersey last week…walking down the street. and this was on the “good” side of town.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
The red-haired dude? Can't remember his name right now.
They should create a Lifetime movie on his life.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I gave my grandson
a Webster one for Christmas. We’re hoping it will still be good next season. It’s still kind of fun to see the old ones at the RG though. Gone but not forgotten.
Since reading here that jerseys look silly on old ladies I haven’t bought one for me. I just wear my old vintage (circa 1991) shirts, whose fading sort of echoes mine.
i wore a shaq on the heat jersey 2 days ago
it felt like blasphemy, but i was going camping for the day and didn’t want to get a blazer jersey dirty.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Unless it is being used as a diaper
There really is no reason for that jersey to be worn.
I don’t think Dave vetted the mod candidates properly.
Mortimer
No kidding
this should have been the 1st question the FBI background check
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
A guy in one of my classes
wore an Outlaw jersey before the first playoff game. I blame him for Outlaw’s terrible performance.
Unfortunately, I wore my Aldridge shirt and he sucked too :(
Certified blazer.fangirl
I even wore my other LA shirt to the actual game.
It was so lame. Every time I would wear my Roy or Aldridge shirts they would be the player that would be awesome that day. It all took a turn for the worst towards the end of the season.
Certified blazer.fangirl
Go shirtless....
….
….
….
Wear jerseys like real fans.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
hey, I apologize for saying you look like Big Suke. 92wastheyear made me do it. :(
Certified blazer.fangirl
I woudn't murder you with a ten foot pole
He bullies and intimidates all around him to say what he wants them to say, and it is sick. It disgusts me.
92wastheyear’s birthday is April 20th and he is 110 years old and lives in either Argentina or Brazil. Draw your own coclusions.
Mortimer
That's a lie!!!
I killed myself and my girlfriend/wife in a bunker
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
but did the dog survive?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
In fact it lives to this day
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
totally epic
The story of that dog should be a blockbuster hit!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
if your say,
“You are a poo poo head,” you get banned.
“You are a dorky buttfart that likes to kiss undeveloped PGs!,” you get banned
“Neener Neener Neeeeener!” you get banned….
If you joke about getting banned you ge…
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
there's one who has the power to un-ban people.
in case Dave and Ben are gone/die in a plane crash/etc.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Ha! I have my own Outlaw jersey. I also own a Sabonis and a Pippen. I wish I had a dog.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'm still in mourning over the loss of "first" posts. I may never recover. Prez, you cut me deep.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
at some point i plan on getting banned
just to see what it feels like.
what are some suggested ways to go about doing this?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
there's a certain screen name you could go with.. that worked pretty well.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
do you like how I updated my avatar to match the screen? i like to promote proper branding..
Trying not to get banned from the internets
he now has a different color hummer
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Qyntel's Dog?
maybe Dawg so it could be like a pun
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
ugh DONT
:(
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
no i just have been busy
my son’s bday and so forth
you know this small priority called “work”.. whatever that is
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
NO KIDDING
altho I dont think i’ll EVER get banned
;)
S
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
PREZ IS A MOD
??????//
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
frightening, huh?
If I get banned, I hope jorga does it. If you have to go, it’s best to go with a smile on one’s face.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Jorga bans one person a day
At random, just to listen to their screams.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I am worried
I told her I wanted her mail sent to me so I can filter out the scammers trying to take advantage of her.
Now she will murder me.
So long, world.
^0rti^er
In the empty void of a banned BE account...
by Norsktroll on Jun 1, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Gee
I just said I needed a new avatar. I’m sure this is a classic reference, but I can’t place it. Help!
nneded a new avatar? just like buying Houston Rocket shoes????
jorga is a traitor everyone!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
It's purty convenient
How we lost the series a few weeks around the same time SHE BOUGHT THE ENEMIES SHOES AND WORE THEM PROUDLY.
I thought it was my fault for buying my wife a dress on our honeymoon that was more the Rocket’s shade of red than the Blazers, but no!
This is clearly Jorga’s doing.
Mortimer
But we won the 2nd game when I wore them!
I changed the shoelaces to black & red which did the trick.
We did all we could
I even had my toes painted alternating black and Blazer red for good luck, to no avail.
If not for our good work towards success, we woulda’ gotten swept. So, we did our part.
Morty
oh no you didn't morty!!!
you were out getting all married and teary eyed…you totally abandon BEdge.
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
I didn't miss a game!
And and and I wore a headband, had my toes painted, wore my game shorts every game, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I had some of my people monitoring the situation here to make sure things didn’t get out of hand, so I myself could focus on the in-game situations.
Believe me, if I didn’t do what I did, we woulda’ lost in 3 games.
Mortimer
I bet....nay....I KNOW
She is a laker fan. It all fits….
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE LIKES THEM MORE THAN YOUR WIFE DOES
Because you’re married to SERGIA MONIA and he is mad at the Blazers for showing he wasn’t a NBA player so THERE.
She LOVES the Blazers. She loves them so much she openly wishes I was the Blazers. She makes me whisper the team roster in her ear when we consummate.
She hates LA and is from Florida, she thinks the Lakers are chumps! CHUMPS. Busters, even.
MRS. MORTIMER IS A SAINT.
My sisters got us a Blazers garter, which was cute. The Now-Wife had made her own garter already, and we were gonna use both but end up not even having a garter toss.
SHE WISHES ALL OTHER NBA TEAMS WOULD DIE OF A COUMADIN OVERDOSE.
She is from Tampa, which is an hour from Orlando, so I joke that her Magic are her 2nd favorite team, but she can only muster up the energy to care about one team.
THE BLAZERS.
Mr. Mortimer
We shall see how much she likes the Blazers
When you name your first child Sabonis.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought she would name her (Mort's first daughter)
Big Suke Jr
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah right.
It’s gonna be named Brandon if it’s a boy or Brangelina if it’s a girl.
Certified blazer.fangirl
What are their porn names?
Corvid likes to judge people by their porn names. Seeing as how hers is the best ever.
Ummm... lessee...
They ain’t as good as mine (Carlisle Tunnelwood), and since they grew up on the same street as me it won’t be as shocking as to what their last names would be.
Sam(antha) Tunnelwood (it was a boy cat named Sam, but since my sister is a girl she should be Samantha).
Bull Tunnelwood. I dunno what to do to sexify that one.
Yeah, they don’t got good porn names. But ya know what? I was kinda hoping, sorta, that my sisters avoid a career in porn and if having a bad porn name makes them think twice about a career in the adult industry, then it is worth it.
Mortimer
mine would be
Hersey (As in Hersey Hawkins, it was a girl cat and I was like 6 so i named my cat after my favorite NBA player…) Manning.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
im me
i wont get banned
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Exactly.
And you will probably be able to make him ban people that you want banned.
Certified blazer.fangirl
conspiracy is a afoot!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i would never admit to that power... but
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
por que
i would miss u :(
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
good answer, even if you didnt really mean it that much
:)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I have many, many suggestions
My personal favorite is the seldom used ‘Maid tu Rek’ method.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you know the correct spelling is CliffsNotes? No you didn't :)
Not Cliff Note or CliffNote or Cliff’s Notes.
Hey -- I checked this out and noticed a rumor involving yours truly
Somebody said maid tu rek had a bet with me and that his self-banning was tied in with that. That is not true, and here is all I know about his situation:
I’ve never made a bet with maid tu rek (or ptwnblzr). However, we had this exchange last June:
CatMan2:
Greg Oden is going to redefine the center position. He is so smart, strong, agile, fast and talented that people won’t believe their eyes or any other organs. By the end of next season, he will clearly be the best center in the league. After a period of adjustment, say 41 games, I’d expect his numbers to average around 20/15/5/5.
ptwnblzr:
does that stat line include fouls? and I think the blocks are a little heavy. also with odin being able to break through double teams with pre-miami-shaq-ease, I dont see quite that many assists. i think he will have several games matching your stats, but am ashamed that my enthusiam doesn’t match yours:*( But just so you know, i have copy and pasted your statement, date and time, and emailed it to myself, and if you are even close to right halfway through the season, It will be my new sig, FOREVER
I still believe my estimate would’ve been close, but I didn’t realize that Greg would get in so much foul trouble, and of course I didn’t anticipate that he would’ve lost so much of the athleticism that was evident at OSU. Anyhow, ptwnblzr didn’t have to change his sig.
I’m not sure why he disappeared this last time or the time before that.
He was one of the people who responded when I was trying to find BEdgers who wanted to go in on group tickets for this past season’s home opener. His computer apparently crashed during the period leading up to the game, and he lost his BE password as well as my email address and other stuff.
I made numerous attempts to contact him, and found him on some other non-basketball site, but he never responded. It’s too bad he didn’t go to that game, since the Blazers won, if you’ll recall, and we all had a good time.
End of story. Could you guys make this green so people will read it? Or not. Maybe I just shouldn’t care.
"Just kidding"
by CatMan2 on Jun 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
i wasn't going to go that far off the deep end
I was thinking about replying to every fan post with “this should be a fan shot” and every fan shot with “this should be a fan post”
either that or flag a ton of comments and write “suck it prez” in each one lol
(im kidding)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
eeeeekkkkkkkkkkk
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Best way to get the DJIA to look better.
Get rid of the underperformers.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
In historical news: Does that mean the automotive industry has officially been replaced by the computer industry?
There is not a single car stock left in the Dow. How long until biotech and lifestyle companies replace those again? 2020?
If I read your chart correctly...
it would appear that I should be aggresively dumping my steam engine stocks right now.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
HAHHAHAHAHA
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Kondratieff cycles/waves don’t mean the previous base technology gets instantly replaced, just that the hype cycle is over and it goes into a phase of saturation when it has become commonplace. The amazing thing is that the man died long ago, and the theory still holds pretty well. It’s also good to predict how the richest people make their money, from Carnegie to Rockefeller to Ford to Paul Allen :)
Hype is the single, fundamental driver of stocks. Real value, essentially, does not exist. Perceived value is real value, so fortunately it still works. Just don’t tell anybody until I cash out.
Hot tip: Steam engines are making a huge comeback. Within 2 years all cars will be coal burning and steam powered.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Isn't coal kinda fossil and running out, too?
Maybe if you would invent a car that runs on dirt. Or on saltwater.
S4E i heard u got schooled
happy birthday … next game, when im playing i’ll know to go easy on u
;)
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Thanks
But be careful, I don’t want to break your ankle…..AGAIN!!!!
(sorry, that was uncalled for)
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
man... did you all even watch that game?
….waiting for deletion…
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
man.. what are you talking about?!?!
you are a straight sucka
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
u r turning into timbo
u MUST stop lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I must not watch much basketball... ;)
eeek.. timbo? well.. .at least SS&R will always take me in. ugh. Talk about a fate worse than banned.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
and oh yea
My grammar makes a third grade ESL child look learned…
I am an informed Rick MORONis fan
This entire set of messages is unquestionably a waste of the space-time continuum
and of course this all should have been a fanshot, or this fan should have been shot, not sure how that one goes.
At some point, this will all not be funny, but as of 9:41PDT, I am slapping the heck out of my knees (which is tough with a laptop there).
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
wow
u should ease up on the caffein…
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
+1
I’m slightly disappointed that I haven’t gotten banned yet.
I think I’ll drink a few beers and try to sober up from the coffee.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
LMAO
nah dont do that … imagine how ur kidney’s and liver feel..
lol
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
This guy called that other guy an idiot
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
mods are powerful...they can assign and reject BEdge gender
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
epic troll FTL bruh
arghhhh i stilll grit my teeth on that one
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
And continuing the "ouch" series: Recent NBA player Kirk Snyder not competent to stand trial, judge orders force-feeding
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/05/28/sports/s153601D13.DTL
Via Shamsports
He was a #16 pick by Utah in 2004. At that time still on the board: Josh Smith, J.R. Smith, Jameer Nelson, Delonte West, Kevin Martin, Sasha Vujacic, Beno Udrih, Anderson Varejao, Chris Duhon, Trevor Ariza, …
(And the mighty Viktor Khryapa, Sergei Monia, Ha Seung-Jin)
I think it was somewhere near one of the bridges, on the east side of the river…… It’s been a long time though.
proud hinrichsheeple
probably that building just south of the RG - just can't quite remember which one
but this picture makes me smile
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
off to a dentist appt. . .
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
inhale no2 for me
unless it is not that kind of appointment
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
u dont need any of that and neither do i
fillings ftl :(
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
lame
so they just stick a novacaine needle in your mouth and then they are done? I hate fillings. I need like four of them and have been avoiding it for.. what year is it again?
and you’re right; no one needs that stuff. I try to avoid being the drug fiend I was on Grateful Dead lot as a youth, but sometimes I’m caught in my own trap.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
yeah h
fillings :( i put off getting filling for the longest time (im so old obvi) and now im going through hell getting these taken care of. so expensive… so you may wanna get them taken care of b4 u have to get like 9 rootcanals
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
now you sound like my wife and my mom
darn, you women, and your sound advice!!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i know
it’s kind of absurd…
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I was about to totally call out 323 for making a JD and not remembering my birthday (even though she did last year)
But I see what you did there……very clever. Best present E.V.E.R.
I liked "tough"
I dunno if you’ve seen it used that way, but ending a sentence like that is like you’re saying “so, deal with it. I don’t care”.
Yeah, it’s your b-day, but you’re washing the car and bathing your grandma. Tough.
Mortimer
Wow, you managed to not die for another year
(slow sarcastic clap)
Bravo, that is quite the challenge in the western world when in your early twenties.
Truly, congratulations! Man! You can accomplish anything.
WHAT’RE YA DOING FOR YOUR B-DAY MY FRIEND?
Mortimer
I have to go pay a two month late traffic ticket
Then I was thinking about getting my X-box fixed. Then I was gonna hop on my private jet and have 6 parties in different time zones. Want me to pick you up when I fly to LA?
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
what you got planned
??
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Gonna spend all day outside prez's house
Hoping to get a chance to sneak in and steal his mod access.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA
good luck with that… you are actually gonna spend it on Blazersedge… :)
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
nothing sad about bedgin
i get called out all thet ime for posting on the weekend…lol
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
He talks to you just to make me jealous
AND IT WORKS.
(makes a noise that one associates with sheer jealousy but I dunno how it would look or sound like typed out)
Mortimer
I don't think it is medically possible at that age
Face it: you’re done. Kapoot.
Grow up and face reality.
Ya shoulda thought about kids and stuff when you were 16 and 4 months old, to 16 and 7 months old. That is the only time a human male is capable of producing seed that can implant a female egg.
If any of you think you made a baby outside of that age range, your wife was cheating on you with a 16 year old. Sorry.
Mortimer
inhale some no2 for me
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I became a drunk over the weekend.
I can’t stop downing these things.
big version…who takes a pic like this?
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
are they as good as Jones sodas?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I like the Jones Soda cola more
My wife likes the Pepsi Natural more. She says if you like a more classic cola taste, like Pepsi Throwback, Jones Soda cola is the way to go. If you like the microbrew colas, or actual cola-nut taste , Pepsi Natural is the way to go.
I hate that stuff
it always tasts flat to my discerning pallat
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
(a mod is in the thread...everybody be on alert)
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
aren't three of them around here?
well, two and a half with prez.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Prez is like the mod's assistant
He gets them e-coffee, takes e-notes, manages their e-appointments, etc.
And by assistant I mean secretary.
And by secretary I mean he is the other mod’s slave.
And by slave I mean he is legally owned by Blazers EdgeCo.
Mortimer
poor prez
basically.. he’s like the LA Clippers of mods
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
He's like the CBA of mods
Post-bankruptcy by Isiah Thomas, of course.
M.
by Mortimer on Jun 1, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes! and rec!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
flag as ominous
j/k don’t kill me, master, I’ll turn on anyone you ask me to..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
It is way too monday, but at least it is a beautiful Monday (in Portland at least, not sure if I even know whether you are in these parts).
But any monday that can start with me making Sophia AND one of the new mods laugh in the JD is a good monday by me.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i am in portland as well
although i am stuck in an office building on the west side. I can see that it is sunny out the window though… Does that count?
sure it counts!
I think so. It’s better than seeing cloudy and dark out of the window. Well, unless you are the type who gets distracted by seeing beautiful days then it is nice to work in the poor weather.
I get to work from home (in the ‘couv) today. Naturally, that means I’m spending waaay too much time right here. But it also means I get to take quick breaks (from all of this hard work) and go outside and shoot hoop in driveway and/or play with my dogs.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
That looks like a professionally done ad photo...
other than the big greasy finger prints.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Just learned there is a book and Redford movie about a baseball player prodigy nicknamed like this. Interesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Natural
wow!
Every so often I’m left amazed at type of popu information that seems to have escaped you when you mostly are the WolframAlpha of BE.
1. Didn’t know ‘Bean’ was Kobe’s middle name.
2. Didn’t know about Roy Hobbs or the Redford movie called ‘The Natural’
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Good grief
you mean there is actually one thing in this world that I knew that you didn’t?
PS, book and movie are not equal. Read book first.
approximately twice
at the RG, they played part of the theme music from the movie (the Natural) after Roy scored. I thought it was perfect (and it’s great music), but they didn’t continue.
+1000
My favorite thing about going to the Staples Center for Game 5 between LA and Rox was that they do not have anything like Todd (or Blaze for that matter) there.
My least favorite thing was that it wasn’t LA vs. Blazers.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Do you live down here as well and this slipped my mind?
Or was it a special trip?
If you do live down here and have mentioned it I apologize for forgetting.
Morty
not anymore
I spent most of my life in LA and San Diego but moved up to PTown for graduate school in 2001 and have been here since.
But when my L.ker fan friend actually mentioned getting tickets for game 5 (he mentioned it before the Blazers were out), I figured I would jump on it. I’d seen a few games at the Forum as a kid but never had been to Staples.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
you know what I like about him?
is that he doesn’t seem to turn his “nice” on and off depending on whether the camera’s on him.
Maybe he’s jerk away from the games (although I ran into him in the Blazer’s office elevator once, and he wasn’t mean then either), but it doesn’t seem like it.
I was just about to ask that too
I remembered the Leiweke name, but hadn’t yet Googled him to see if he made sense for what they are talking about.
DAMN YOU YOU SEASON TICKET HOLDERS WITH YOUR INSIDEREY KNOWLEDGE.
That guy annoys me.
All those stupid contests. Plus he’s always yelling at us.
Certified blazer.fangirl
here's a scary link
http://www.nba.com/blazers/sights_sounds/Totally_Todd-57182-41.html
He MCs the contests and stuff that many people hate, but he apparently also coordinates all the sounds and videos and such (which many people also hate). I don’t mind them.
That is plain disgusting
just disgusting
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
He should put that photo on his CV
He also hosts the auditions for the dance teams, half-season entertainers, anthem singers, etc.
(rolling eyes)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
the list of editors and moderators at the bottom of the page is cool
Is there some meaningful order to those moderators?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I just noticed those a little bit ago.
I found it interesting to mouse over the icons to get the names like “lumpy_sphere” and “jesus_icon”. Some are just number and letter.
Not important, mind you, just interesting.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
lol
I didn’t know what you were talking about and I couldn’t get anything to show so I reread your post and recognized “lumpy sphere” as mine. I was playing around with the Blazer logo and got that, but it looks too much like a bowling ball. This is not how I want to be pictured (even though it’s pretty close to the truth) so I guess it’s time for yet a new avatar…
this JD feels weird with all the Modulators here
back to work…see you ladies and gents tonight
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
bizarre quote from that site
“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life”
…Red Auerbach
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Today is Taylor Handley’s and Alan Wilder’s birthday; it is also William Manchester and Sir Christopher Cockerell’s death day.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
more importantly
Marilyn Monroe and Heidi Klum
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Wolfram|Alpha failed me!
some computational knowledge engine… doesn’t even note the birthdays of them..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
yup
But I was going for http://www33.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=june+1
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
another piece of information Wolfram|Alpha didn't provide me!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
June 27th...
I am so remembering your birthday. (it’s my dad’s)
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
no
buy 1/get 1 free
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
so
can i please have suggestions of the best type of smoothie …
??
i usually go for strawberry but i have to switch stuff up today.
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
strawberry is my favorite, but I’ll go for a marionberry or peach occasionally.
proud hinrichsheeple
"marionberry "
YUM… thanks :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Are you avoiding seeds because of the dentist?
If so, Marionberry will be just as bad, won’t it? And stainy?
I DUNNO DON’T GET MAD AT ME I’M JUS’ TRYING TO HELP.
FINE. EAT WHAT YOU WANT.
I snapped my fingers and bobbed my neck left and right while typing that.
Morty
HAHA
point noted..
RE DO THE REQUEST
any seedless and stainless (minimized) smoothies you reccomend??
u criticize mort then dont give any alternatives.. how typical …
;)
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I ain't ate a smoothie in forever and a day
Banana and coconut and blueberry?
That sounds good, get that.
I dunno if that is a gettable flavor, since I am out of the smoothie-loop. Where do people get smoothies these days? The Smoothy Hut over in the smoothie quarter of the Smoothie district in Portland?
M.
Portland=Smoothyville, Smoothsilvania, SSA (Smooth States of America)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
HIYA
we still have a DATE to plan TWIGGS…….. whats wrong with me… you wont return any of my calls…
LMAO
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
And here I thought you were ignoring me :(
We do need date night soon, maybe this weekend?
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHA
good one.. wait wait
that could be taken inn SUCH a perverted way…
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
of course you would!!! such a stalker but i love it!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
What was the story?
You said she needed to be here to tell it.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 1, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
oooh...dang...on the spot
let’s just say she was loving her new fingernails, 12 inch heels…she look really really good and loving it…
you know, feminism wear;)
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hey shut up
i just PAINTED my nails pink.. whats wrong w/ that??
they are 5 inch heels :) they were CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
i didn't say anything was wrong...it just made me laugh
i like the heels…just wasn’t digging the fact that i felt like an oopma loopma next to you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
they were hot
i love my shoes
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
oh...and we were on a hot date at CHUCKY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
it was QUENTIN"S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! I love how he got like
8 water guns! LMAO
sigh… Im NEVER having a party there again…
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
paige and mav loved it
it’s one of those things for us Pays…
that CC was actually roomy and somewhat clean…there are others that are FAR worst
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
agreed im soooo
happy it wasn’t too too busy
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
eeek, just figure that out?
I was forced to go to my nephews birthday at ChuckECheez last month. It’s even worse than I remember it and I remember it as being turrrrible
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
no i knew it was bad
but my son wanted to have his party there and there was good parts like
not having to clean up and stuff..
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
got to go with the kid on that one
When I (NEVER) have children, I want to take them to that Discovery Zone place. Unfortunately, they went bankrupt and turned into more ChuckECheeses.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i dunno
i dont really rec. these places… just give him/her money
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
lmao!
My (hypothetical and/or far far distant) future….
“daddy.. daddy… can I have a party at ChuckECheese for my fifth birthday?”
“Here’s forty-two bucks. Go outside and play. Take the dog. Make your own party. The Blazers are about to win their eighth straight championship.”
I’ll reference you if my wife has any isssues.. lol!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I've only been to Chucky Cheese once, for my nephew's birthday
It was surreal. The best part of the day was that my sister got a deal on a limo, so a bunch of us piled in the limo and drank chocolate milk out of champagne glasses on our way to Chucky Cheese.
LMAO
wow
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
go head with that brp
i got it coming…
:(
im gonna catch flames for this lol
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
hahaha of course...i'm not gonna let you slide...i was laughing inside the whole time just thinking what the other BEdgers would say if they were there listening to those conversations
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
what convos??
i dont remember
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Raspberry + Blueberry
pretty much any kind of berry smoothie (minus other kinds of fruit, of course)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Dang, my auto-refresh is broken again
I keep having to reload the page. This frequently happens in the junk drawer, but not in other posts. Does this happen to anyone else?
sometimes with firefox
As a matter of fact, the horrible way firefox was dealing with JDs led me into the arms of Chrome and I haven’t looked back.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Good to know
I think I’ll ask the SBN techies about it. I auditioned Chrome for a couple of weeks, but prefer Firefox.
In order of how browsers seem to handle the threads in SBN...
This seems to be the order of best to worst in handling big threads on my machine (Core Duo 1.6Gz with 2GB):
1. Chrome
2. Firefox
3. Internet Explorer (This is still the case in Windows 7 btw)
[ I haven’t checked out Opera or Safari]
Firefox seems to handle the auto-refresh a little better when you’re typing a comment though.
I tend to recommend that people use one browser for BE, then a different one for everything else. Limiting the damage, if you will.
But browsers are starting to make every browser window in a separate instance (translation: one bad web page shouldn’t affect others), so that may not be necessary soon.
Safari on Windows has been a little problematic with some pages
It doesn’t seem as well optimized as the version made for OSX. It seemed unfair for me to comment on Safari based purely on my recent Windows experience. Thanks for the info.
You are the "it" guy now
But remember, Claire Forlani was the “it girl” at one point and now you’re reading this and asking yourself “who the hell is Claire Forlani”.
And I say, “exactly”.
Don’t get a big head Timmay. Watch yourself.
Mortimer
Oh man, Claire Forlani.
I could handle that kind of company.
Hmmm… I should really watch Mallrats and Mystery Men sometime again.
My wife would probably prefer Meet Joe Black.
You can store rare coins in her nose-butt
She had some line in the ball of her nose that made me wonder what was in it. In 2002, they found one of those rare Honus Wagner baseball cards in it, in mostly mint condition.
The only “it girl” that bugged me was whatserface, in Rounders. The girlfriend. Now she sings, maybe?
I was like, huh? I’m ’sposed to care about her and she can be put in the ad campaign for a movie as if she will bring people in? AS IF.
I’m seeing Inglourious Basterds this Wednesday at a special sneak screening. I hope it is good.
Morty
Bill Simmons has some issue with Time Warner for dropping HDNet on his cable. I wish he had Comcast or Charter
Thanks to Time Warner for dropping my son’s favorite channel: HDNet. You guys continue to find new and improved ways to suck.
New Time Warner slogan: “Time Warner, where we make you long for the days before cable.”
“Time Warner: Where instead of just fixing your cable box that keeps freezing, our operators ask you to unplug it for 30 seconds.”
“Time Warner: Driving Our Customers to Satellite One Family At a Time.”
“Time Warner: This is what would happen if Gary Bettman ran a massive cable company.”
If you too have problems with Time Warner cable, tweet Alex Dudley, their vice president of PR
The Sports Guy does it too, although he is deluded to think Comcast would be the better alternative :)
@AlexTWC: Thanks for leaving my family w/o NFL Net + HDNet + a horrible OnDemand slate + no cable alternative. We miss Comcast.
no kidding re comcast
ugh
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I need Comcast to get HDNet.
There’s far too much good MMA I’m missing by not having that channel. Step your game up, Comcast!
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Gaaa, Qyntel Woods wins title in Poland, and MVP
Prokom Sopot beats Turow Zgorzelec 4-1. And that after his Italian team at the beginning of the season sucked so much that they had to go down to the second Italian league.
He now has a big beard. And the fans like him “Hey Q, respect for you”. And his coach is an unrepentant screamer a la P.J. Carlesimo.
Also on the team: Pat Burke, Daniel Ewing, David Logan.
Keep in mind he had to get out of Jail in Italy
to Play in Poland
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
Gotta admit
He looks pretty cool and burly with the big beard.
If having a NBA body was a skill, he’d be an allstar.
Mortimer
The unkempt hair and beard
Is the look I want Oden to have. Just look like a wild man who doesn’t give a crap.
M.
The big Chris Bosh news is out!!!11111!!!
He releases a DVD and CD with Warner Music Canada in the fall, and an iPhone app now. Blech! I feared it was some PR stuff, but hoped for something more substantial.
Ummm...
if it’s released in Canada, does it even really count?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
Fun with Anagrams
Brandon Roy: Run by Rondo
Lamarcus Aldridge: Scar Maul Dead Girl? A Radical Drums Leg,
Greg Oden: Green God, Engorged
Nicolas Batum: A Tsunami Bloc, Baton Musical
Jerryd Bayless: Abs Dryly Jeers, Drably Jerseys
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
the Roy one should be A Run By Rondo
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
nope
Ran by Rondo
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
im pulling a timbo, kinda
sorry
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I thought LaMarcus Aldridge was an anagram
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
how does one change what is in the address bar?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
when making a fanpost
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Put it is the name of your post
then edit it to the another name…the original name displays in the address bar
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
How has no one noticed that S4E has the same B-day as the Shonz?
unconscionable
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
So you're saying the Magic win it all
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
that is effing weird
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Jake is gonna be jealous
You found the secrets of the universe hidden in stat form.
It reminds of the movie Pi.
M.
what kind?
cherry? apple? lemon meringue?
fyi you spelled pie wrong
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
i got nothing
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
University of Southern Alabama?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Morty's a Commie?!?!??!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I HATES MY 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS OF FREE SPEECHES
ANY LEFT ON THE BEDGE AFTER THE MODERAZZERS IS HERE IS A BONA-FIDE COMM-YOU-NIST.
That is SCIENCE. FACT.
Mortimer
uhhh...hey Mr. Mortister
2nd Amendment is the right to keep and bear arms….
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Sorry if I'm being
butt-rillian. Not having a good day :-/. Just making sure….wouldn’t want the yunggin’s going around repeating it :-o
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
the youngin's don't even know about the bill of rights
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Whuuuuht?
Back in my day we all carried around a little copy of the consteetootion and the bill of writes in our starched white shirts adorned with our little narrow black ties
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
While I think the joke works on it's own
(silly rube spouting off about freedoms being remvoed from him whilst not even knowing which freedoms he is talking about), it is MORE specifically a reference to what someone (who got deleted, or at least their comment did) said during the “we’re bringing Mods” post by Dave.
Someone said he will protect his 2nd amendment rights of free speech until blabbity blah.
Morty
we need to draft Hansbrough and Blair…. can Hinrich wear 95? I think that would work.
proud hinrichsheeple
That's not a problem! Let LMA keep it
While “touchie the hiney”rich picks a super high number.
I say he gets number 99, since we’ve retired every other number thus far.
Morty
Wow, Tom has his own version of...
The DaColbert Code. Also worth seeing what he says 4 days later, after the Oscars.
We now have DaTominhawaii code.
And ya know what
If anyone aside from a Magic fan predicted a Magic/Lakers final, I’ll eat my hat.
I STILL don’t think the Magic are very good, so I know I didn’t predict it.
M.
Oh wait, it supported what I was saying
I thought you were saying I was wrong!
Yay, I don’t gotta have hat for dinner.
Morty
I don't know
I was kidding, I really don’t like that guy. I’m embarrassed at how I can really dislike someone over something as trivial as a sports blog. I’ll get over it.
Did I tell you about all those White Sharks now in Hawaii?
And Bear Grylls almost died there. It’s not a safe place…
I’m pretty sure you are required to start a cult now.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I'd like to join...
but first I’m waiting to hear if it’s the kind of cult that requires…ummm….alterations. Probably, because that’s the trendy thing with cults these days.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Cult Leadership and Cult Followers are one of the few occupations hiring these days
Tom would do quite well in that line of work, I believe.
Morty
You would follow him wherever he, would go
You will follow Him
Follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, You always will be
For nothing can keep You away,
He is your destiny.
You will follow Him,
Ever since He touched Your heart you knew,
There isn’t an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep you away, away from His love
Lyrics written only by,
Mortimer
I KNEW that was the problem
I dunno if I’d even be a good mod, and like Norskie I will be purty busy soon…
I’ll still do what I do, I don’t need more responsiblities.
OH GOD DAVE WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME.
Mortimer
I would follow him also
One day you’ll look to see I’ve gone
For tomorrow may rain,
so I’ll follow the TOM
Some day you’ll know I was the one
But tomorrow may rain,
so I’ll follow the TOM
And now the time has come
and, my love, I must go
And though I lose a friend
In the end you will know, oh
One day you’ll find that I have gone
But tomorrow may rain,
so I’ll follow the TOM
But tomorrow may rain,
so I’ll follow the TOM
And now the time has come
and, my love, I must go
And though I lose a friend
In the end you will know, oh
One day you’ll find that I have gone
But tomorrow may rain,
so I’ll follow the TOM
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Now you are dating yourself.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I was just lobbing that one out there.
I didn’t care who hit it.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
That's the point
I wanna hit that….wanna…wanna ….hit that…hit that
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Is he gonna make us kill ourselves
wearing Nikes? If so, I probably have enough for everyone to wear.
Certified blazer.fangirl
How big are her shoes?
My kids are doomed to have the widest feet in the world.
Both me and the wife got off-the-charts wide feet. Mine look okay, because they are size 12/13 so it doesn’t look THAT out of place, but hers are cute because they are almost as wide as mine but she is like a size 8 or whatever, so it’s two wide small square feets.
She could teach you to dance by sharing her shoes with you (Roybot could).
Morty
What do you mean you people?
(I actually laughed a couple times during that movie. Not during the crap you like) Your taste in movies is worse than Prez’s taste in music.
did you count the "best of" albums?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
But that doesn't mean anything
he also has every Zamphir (master of the panflute) album as well. His favorite is Zamphir-Live at Buddakon
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
How rude.
I swear I like good movies. I just recommend the bad ones to you. I don’t know what movie you’re talking about though. I was channeling fatty. He calls generalizes everyone as “you people” recommend
Certified blazer.fangirl
my feet are normal size
Except for having toes so long I can pick up a baseball and throw it quite a ways in a kicking motion
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a term for that condition.
It’s called “you are an ape”.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Jun 1, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That and my wingspan
Earned me the handle"great white orangatang"[never tried to spell that before,it dosent look right]
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else ever taken a recorded statement from someone using a translation service?
It is so life-draining.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
is that similar to talking to Dell tech support?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
The statements are for accident investigations, so it's like
“what happened in the accident?”
“blah blah for 10 minutes in foreign language”
Interpreter: He was stopped at a red light on Powell and got rear-ended.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
What's funny is that with languages like Somali, it's the opposite
Person: five words in Somali
Interpreter: they made a left on powell, stopped, then the light turned green and they went, only to be t-boned by a yellow hummer, which promptly left the scene, all the while blaring Machinehead by Bush out the windows.
Trying not to get banned from the internets
not the Zeroes finest moment
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
the real problem is that it happened in Corvallis
There’s no law on the books banning public nudity in Eugene
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
but seriously
they were just mad about the civil this is all a big conspiracy
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
didn't that happen several months ago?
my boss copied that article (in the Oregonian) and gave it to me. Not sure what she was trying to say there.
I get my revenge by posting here from work.
she may get the ultimate (hah, that was an accident!) revenge, though.
I will punch her in her throat for you.
Just tell me where her throat currently resides and consider it ounched.
M.
No one know
But it is a rare secretion from betwixt Ha Seung Jinn’s inner thigh.
It is rich in flavor, and while has no nutritional value it is, as I said extremely rare and highly ought after.
The chicken left Tom a present
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
They are called napkins.
That’s ok, though. You’ll use them more when you grow up.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
A guy at Clark today was blasting this song from his car. I have a feeling it was Cab.
Certified blazer.fangirl
I think Clark inserts crazy into the water.
I live right near there, and the peeps are strange. Or did you mean Lewis & clark?
Trying not to get banned from the internets
Nope.
Clark College. That place is infested with freaks. I can’t wait until I transfer.
Certified blazer.fangirl
random unrelated question for you
Did you see the Brian Grant one-on-one on Oregon Sports Final last night?
Nothing particularly different from the OTL piece, but it’s always cool seeing him.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
that sucks
I got it on DVR but am not sure how that could help you.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Yeah, I saw the ones with KATU and KGW
but I haven’t seen this one. This one is a little longer.
Certified blazer.fangirl
flag for snarky grammar correction
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
perhaps he was refering to the sandwich
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
HELLOOOO BEDGE!
I’m back.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
hurray!
so do you like ‘So you think you can dance?’?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
meh. Yes and no.
There are some people who are very good on the show. But the judges also praise a lot of people who are not that amazing. Its a fun show to watch, but no one from the show has ever had a serious dance career.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
"AHHHHHHH!!! "-Mary Murphy
I know.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
cool.. thanks for your perspective on that! I have fun watching that show (minus a couple of very annoying judges/choreographers), especially when they get deep into it. Doesn’t really surprise me that none of the contestants have really done anything with it. It’s hard enough to make successful careers out of the singers on AI, while it is clearly easier to plot a successful pop career in singing that dancing.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
definitely! Choreographers don't want to hire you when you're more famous than the piece their doing.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I hate that choreographer couple, Apollo is the dude's name maybe?
They do “hip hop” daces but it’s just modern/contemporary/whatever it’s called.
The wife watches every episode so I’ve seen a lot of it, but not all. She hates their “hip hop” dances they choreograph because they make it so everything falls under hip hop because they don’t know what hip hop is.
M/
exactly.
They also make everything fall under “contemporary” they should do real modern, along with the different techniques. All we get to see on the show is LA jazz. We should be able to see Horton, Graham etc. But I don’t think the dancers on the show are good enough to master them properly.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
so the obvious follow-up to a statement like that is...
ever consider auditioning?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
briefly. But I don't want to ruin my career.
Plus I don’t actually have the time if I got a call back. I already have a program I have to go to this summer.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Bonjour.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
did u see the remake those guys did
for obama? it was quite funny to see them all back together again….although i didn’t think the ad itself was anything spectacular.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
buttercups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lub thee
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
lame Claire!!!
you’ve been back the last couple of days…
such an attention lover!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
No, I meant I'm back today.
As in, I left earlier this morning, and now I’m back for a bit.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
then NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!
don’t you love me because i love the attn as much but a lil less than you?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
oh, I would love you anyways.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
i lubbbbbbbbbbb you...in a adult to babysitter kinda way...
that come out wrong
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
uhhh, alright.
haha, I get it.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
insider jokes folks...no need to call dateline
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOT!!! Hahahaha hi bedgers! How are my peeps in Bedge today
wooot woot wooooooooooot!
proud hinrichsheeple
wooooooooooooooooooot woooooooooooot
cabby, when are you going out with Claire?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
lies. I haven't been on twitter in a month.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
lolololol
how embarrassing would it be to be dumped on twitter?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
RT @broyposse: Wife just saw pics of me in 5th grade smooching some girl…she left. FML.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
as soon as you go out with that sixth grade hottie you were telling us about last night.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
you too slow
just like how it happens when you try going for chicks….play it slow, and you get kicked out the doh’
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
straight from the learnings of your Love Drawer hahahahah
rec
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Prez, you are getting a big head here.
Like, are you any better than Cabby at getting girls? Honestly now.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
by Claire on Jun 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ouch sizzle sizzle...stuck on frying pan....need pam
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
dang. She burned prez and I at the same time.
For the record, as earlier said, I didn’t feel teh need to have a Love JD.
proud hinrichsheeple
double ouch on Prez...dood Prez...you need to get out of being label the Clippers of Mods
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
that wasn't meant to be a burn on you.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
no. We are not facebook friends.
The only person on Bedge I am facebook friends with is Philthyanimal
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
that's philthy
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
well, you didn't request me and I don't know your name
so how would I ever find you?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
ouch...that hurts...really hurts
let me change that right now…requesting
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
wow sounds like someone I know...
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
she turn out to be Amber Heard
seriously
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
looks like Amber Heard today...not actually here but i would love to think so
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
can I get a woooot woooot!!
ah, gameday threads were fun.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
woooooooooot woooooot
claire, when are you going out with cabby?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
how long have you and cabby been spooning?
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
as soon as you stop being the resident BEdge matchmaker.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
wha?!??!?!!? me??????????
ok fine…i’ll tell those guys to stop asking me to ask you…so digitally childish
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
oh please BRP there are no guys asking you to ask me out.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
lol i couldn't get your sig out of my head today. all through psychology i kept trying really hard to keep from giggling at "african american express"
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
lol i couldn’t get your sig out of my head today
Is this a failed attempt at a pickup line? smh.
proud hinrichsheeple
i was counting down the seconds till someone said that.
thank you C. I like your slams better than BRP’s.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
mods picking favorites?
hmph
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
GIS for "hmph .gif"
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
and mods using pickup lines
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
what does smh mean?
I am stupid so I don’t know.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
ahhh yes thank you
everything is clearer now
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
you are lucky claire likes the goofy dorky types with that type of line
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
yeah, its catchy.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Reminds me of that classic "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"
Daniel Whitefeather: My Indian name is Nanatacheta.
Dave Whiteman: Nanatacheta.
Daniel Whitefeather: Yeah, it means, “he who lost his American Express card, and don’t give a [bleep] about it.”
wha?!?!?!??!?! don't be so humble...be like Prez
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hey BRP, will you...you know....ask claire what I asked you to ask her earlier?
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
i will if she accepts my friendship, then ill suggest she be your friend on FB...
then use paypal for the finders fee
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
some girl i met on the internet is about to send me large sums of money today via paypal
i could just have her send you a cut of it directly.
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sugar momma?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
i found her from those links at are first on all yahoo sports blogs
omg i found the perfect mate at rich-hotties-4-u .com
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actually, just a friend. she lives in canada and wants me to ship her something that you can only get in the states.
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lol that's awesome
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
you always jump on every opportunity when i talk about my "back"
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
“We can move up in the draft, we can stay where we are, we can move out of the draft. We will target who we want in the draft and in free agency. More questions?”
that's what i always think
My logic is usually, “If there is something revealing someone Norsktroll will surely make a fanpost/fanshot”
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I skimmed through it
It’s nice to hear KP talk, and as usual he comes across a bit more cautious about that big move than I might hope to hear. That’s about it. He likes all his young players. He admits he wants to become tougher, but thinks players become tougher as they mature. He likes the flexibility he has with the cap space and his picks. He thinks LaMarcus is pretty much untradable. Any questionable character player absolutely has to put the team on the next level. He likes Oden’s PER of 18 and hopes he comes back lighter and quicker. He tells Canzano zero nada zip about who he was talking about. If you think you learn something about the real plans, forget it.
best statement when C asked about possibly making a trade using LMA...
“LaMarcus ain’t going anywhere”
by jstbeachy on Jun 1, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey S4E
are you for real about hooking me up with a pass to the Nike ES?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
You fell for that ol' line?
Don’t feel bad, you’re not the first dude he’s promised Nike access to in return for fellatious favors.
I know the pain all too well, and I don’t give a damn about Nike :-(
Mortimer, heartbroken
lol that's hardcore morty
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
We call that the "Full Morty"
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
im not THAT desperate for cheap Nike gear
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
What I heard a grown up say it, it sounded funny
I dunno what it mans.
It’s S4E’s b-day, be nice to him for once in your life.
M.
That is a Mommy and Daddy word.....
….not for little Morty
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Jun 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know it is hard
it is also difficult
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
when you showed up
funny how that works
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Serious thunder storm here
Howizit in town?
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
it hasn't hit here yet
although I can see/hear it coming in soon
it was really crazy last night. I was out playing basketball on the courts at the All Sports Park when the storm rolled in. Nothing like playing a game to 15 with lightning in the background
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I remember playing golf at Cedar Links in Medford
There was a giant oak on 11 (at the corner of a dog leg) it was fine when we played the hole but it blew down in a storm by the time we got to 17 (which had a view of that tree).
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
sure as in
“Why the heck not” or sure as in “lolololol let’s make cloudy sad on my birthday?”
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure as in
Because you asked, you shall receive. Passes are free. If I don’t give them away they go to waste.
email on it's way lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Got to get back to work...IT Naz about to catch me BEdgingn and talking in this X forum...see you all when the sun sets and my computer says IP not Blocked
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
what was the "best" troll of all time on here?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
maid tu rek was kind of like a troll. he was funny.
pippenainteasy was also a classic.
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maid tu rek had an epic (if you want to call it that) BEdge exit
or so I hear.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
did he?
I just thought he was a phonetic speller, I didn’t know he had an “exit”
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
The thread was linked up above but it has 1600 comments.
I asked someone to summarize but no such luck.
Certified blazer.fangirl
He got himself banned intentionally in an open thread with Dave
He did it be putting inappropriate pictures into the thread and demanding to be banned.
BTW he’d worked hard on improving his spelling during his tenure here. Toward the end, you sometimes wouldn’t know it was him until you reached his username at the end.
Dave didn't ban him, he is free to return whenever
Like with TiR.
Isn’t there some list where mods can look up who is really banned, most flagged, etc.
That's right, I forgot Dave mentioned he didn't ban him
TiR definitely openly said he was done. Well, at least under that username.
PippenAintEasy because his name is BAMF
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Pretty please use the
“open new window” box. Now I have no way of knowing how many pickup lines I missed out on!
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lol
well there are a couple candidates for my hate sandwhich
The obvious one is webster. He has the potential to be someone that really grinds my gears.
My wildcard is frye. He is weaker than I am, but towards the end of the season he started playing with a little passion and tenacity, so he might not make a good fit for my hate sandwhich.
The 3rd is you.
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Okay, later folks. I have to go to ballet class now.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
there needs to be a list of who is banned
it would also be awesome if there was a description of why they were banned
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
like an epitaph!
look at my avatar
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I think that it works better as an oral history of BEdge
when people refer back to classic bannings.
“I remember when Batum got axed….”
since this morning all of the moderators got their e-mail addresses added to their profiles
but I haven’t seen evidence of one deleted message or banned user yet.
How underwhelming for day 1.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
but I haven’t seen evidence of one deleted message or banned user yet.
Unless it was you, how would you be sure? :)
(But seriously, I presume things have been pretty quiet)
too quiet if you ask me
off topic, but related in my head… did the REC count get dropped for the offseason? I noticed that 7 REC’s seems to get you in the top 5 again
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
Yep it got dropped
People still added 10 recs to the JD anyway, even though it was already at the top. :)
I know of a comment that got deleted
Interesting too because the poster that had it deleted once made fun of me for getting a comment deleted, but I am the nicer person so I shall not make fun of them back.
you are the bigger man
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
don't know him like that
but if it were the case, would you be able to get a good discount on these?
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
its not excessively in vile taste (compared to most of today's comments, it is nothing)
and you inspired it!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
would it disappoint you to learn that's not what my BE handle refers to?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
I think you're my Grandma Magnum
She was a frontierswoman if there ever was one.
A horse rustler too. Sell someone a horse during the day, steal it at night, move to another state. The perfect crime.
She went to jail for embezzlement and helping her then husband murder a business partner.
Yup, that’s my Grandma Magnum! All of this is true and you are her.
Mortimer
well I would assume not..
As a matter of fact, it would actually wildly disturb me to learn that IS what your BE handle refers to. But you did bring up extendz and when a guy with a handle of Magnum says extendz.. well..
If I were to guess, I would go with the Blazer Dodge Magnum ATV and Magnum PI before Trojan.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
it's actually much simpler than that
it’s a college nickname (I should have said that before admitting it wasn’t about the condom, you know, to build dramatic tension) because my last name is Gunn. Pretty simple.
And I agree, it would be very odd for someone to make their internet name a reference to their anatomy, Hooty McBoob aside.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
the legend of Hooty McBoob lives!
I seem to recall a post (maybe a JD) a long time ago where people discuss the origins of their screennames. That was a neat idea; might be one worth revisiting during the offseason.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I was only referring to this
Marge: Well, I’m glad you changed your name back to Homer Simpson.
Homer: Yes, I learned you gotta be yourself. Good night, honey.
Marge: Good night.
[Homer flips off the lamp, but then flips it back on]
Homer: Oh, I almost forgot. While I was at the courthouse I had
them change your name.
Marge: To what?
Homer: Chesty La Rue.
Marge: Chesty La Rue?!
Homer: Just try it for two weeks! If you’re not completely
satisfied, you can be Busty St. Claire.
Marge: I don’t want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire!
Homer: Fine, Hootie McBoob it is.
Marge: Good night, Homer.
[Marge reaches over and turns off the lamp]
Homer: Sleep tight, Hootie.
Marge: Let go of those!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
It's you
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
dude, this looks amazing
xbox—one upping the Wii, making life easy for micro bloggers.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
it's all Bush's fault lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Good JD
But it has 3 times posted the first 20 or so comments at the bottom and froze up,is it just Prez testing his new powers or something more sinister? this happen to anyone else?
trippy bro
:-)
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
yeh i noticed this as well...it ain't me.
i think it’s SB nation just struggling. it happens to me most when i’m offline for a long time but leave the thread open. when i come back and reconnect to internet, the JD will load 20 comments at a time until it’s done. it’s better to just refresh the page manually.
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I learned how to use PC's backwards
First I learned how to do autocad then basics,I am still pretty ignorant about a lot of it.
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone know a way to open people's links in a new window automatically?
I don’t want to be the guy that yells “CLICK THE NEW WINDOW BOX” every time someone posts a link.
Thanks.
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right click and then click open link in new window.
I prefer tabs but whatever floats your boat.
Certified blazer.fangirl
if you use tabs you can click the center wheel on the mouse to open a new tab
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
on a pc it's ctrl+ click
on a mac it’s the apple button (first button left of spacebar) + click.
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Chad Buchanan is in Minneapolis (T-Wolves) to watch a group workout
“See kids their agents wouldn’t let work out in Portland”
Liked Austin Daye, thinks he’ll be an NBA 3.
Agents are a curious species
They don’t really want to have their players work out for teams where they think a player doesn’t fit in their opinion, or that have a much later draft pick insinuating that their client might drop that far (ignoring a bit that a team might move up via trade). Jerryd Bayless last year also didn’t work out for the Blazers, assuming he would go top 4-10.
whats the over/under
On Chad’s frequent flyer miles this month?
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but I've had a moon pie
“Moon Pie? [Gazing into space] What a time to be alive!”
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
it's like a grilled cheese maker for camping....but we always put pizza stuff in it. tomato sauce, cheese, pepporoni. mmmmmmmm
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Sounds terrible.
Kind of like your music choice.
(I really need to stop with this joke. Even I’m getting tired of it.)
Certified blazer.fangirl
Hoobastank has nothing on Everclear in the suck department.
That’s right, Art! Ad hominem FTW!
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I take it back
THIS is the worst band ever.
“DEATH! DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!! ARE YOU READY TO DIE! ARE YOU READY FOR DEATH!”
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At around 5:45 of this clip
’THE SMELL OF FLOWERS!!! DEATH!!!"
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it's hilarious
it looks like the performance is in the conference room of a college dorm. one of the guys keeps blaring a trombone while the singer runs around yelling DEATH and smearing chocolate on his face. all the while the crowd is focused on the big screen tv behind the band, checking the box scores, no doubt. awesome.
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DEATH DEATH DEATH MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
reminds me of my daily schedule
death, death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, quick shower
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
lol
I’m only 5 seconds in and already I loved the “You look like a freak!!!” “Oh yeah…”
Certified blazer.fangirl
that's what came up when I typed
“everclear worst band ever.”
i love that it has almost 200k views. those poor kids.
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Not to throw out a stereotype
but those kids look like ones that would go on a rampage. Pretty creepy.
Certified blazer.fangirl
lmfao at the guitarist screaming into the mic at 5 minutes in
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
At first I didn't think this was for real.
But no one in the audience is laughing so they must actually be serious.
Certified blazer.fangirl
sorry
see how little is on tv during the summer! I’m burning through Netflix faster than they can mail them
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I was in the BSA once upon a time… a hobo pie for us meant laying out two sheets of aluminum foil. We’d lay raw hamburger, onions, garlic, mushroom soup, carrots, potatoes, etc. in the foil, seal it up, and throw it on a hot bed of coals. 25-30 minutes later and it’s scrumptious.
proud hinrichsheeple
yup
basically it…we’re lazy and have the steel things, but sounds like tin foil works just as good. sounds almost like a pasti with all that yummy stuff in it.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Never heard of a hobo pie before
Bless you people and bless search engines. My life is richer now that I have some new recipes to try. If all goes well, we’re going camping next week and campfire food is GREAT.
thats weird, I only like making GREAT camp food.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
by Claire on Jun 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think I had that at camp once
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I haven't had Hobo pie before
mainly cause I haven’t found a place that sells fresh hobo
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
I had forgotten how awesome the commentators were in the Dodgeball movie
Jason Bateman ftw
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
he's got nothing on the commentators for Wipeout.
Big Balls FTW!
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MXC Commentators rule all though
the crew of Kenny Blankenship, Vic Romano, and Guy LeDouche
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I am so lame.
Every time I try to make a funny joke, I completely mess it up. I seriously need to consider hiring Cablinasian as my proof reader.
Certified blazer.fangirl
oh goodness hide
scary ice cream truck stalking rolling (quickly, hopefully) through the hood.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
seriously, ice cream trucks and clowns
are two things that give me the heebie jeebies that probably shouldn’t.
Josh || BlazersEdge.com
Black on PS2 freaked me out so much as a kid
especially the farmer’s story and the clown’s story
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
lolololol
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH THE SMELL OF FLOWERS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH.
that is pretty sad
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
where did you hear that?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I love it love it love it love it
Jerryd and Greg sitting in a tree
G A I N I N G (Chemistry)
First comes post entries
then comes pick and rolls
then comes Greg averaging 20 and 10!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on Jun 1, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that would have been so much more awesome
if the syllables matched up
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
oh hell yeah
that’s how i roll
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Oh man, in the Mariners game..
they just gave some dude some rally fries cuz it’s his 95th birthday, and the reporter tried to hand him the fries, and he looked like he was going to drop them due the shakiness of his hands.. that would have been an epic reporter fail.
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sorry
there’s just so little on TV! I’m burning through Netflix faster than they can mail the discs.
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well yeah
but i’ve seen everything i taped already. Wipeout and Ice Road Truckers are the only decent shows on right now. ugh. Good thing i’m only on season three of nip/tuck
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You might like this t-shirt idea
I was one of many who thought they had originated the ROY-BOT nickname for Roy. As a lover of Robots myself, I was a big fan of the nickname. I even had a t-shirt idea that I never got around to making.
Basically, ya take this photo of LOBOT from The Empire Strikes Back—
And find a corresponding photo of Roy looking the same way, merge the two through the magical wonders of photo-slop, and BLAMMO instant best t-shirt ever.
I think wearing the hybrid droid brain-piece gives Roy an unfair advantage to always make the right decision and make precise clutch plays, but we need every advantage we can get.
Mortimer
Yeah, but sumthin' more done up
I think Casey did that one…
Something that wasn’t a generic robot draeing or cheesy catchphrase.
Just Roy, standing there, Lobot-headpiece on his head, and below him in block letter, ROY-BOT.
There, done, time to rake in the cash.
Morty
Thanks, Mortimer.
I don’t really love robots (as much as S4E wants everyone to think I do) like you. I just love Roy and the nickname.
Certified blazer.fangirl
No, I think you love robots
You just hadn’t realized it yet.
You’re still learning about stuff.
Morty
word is it'll be okay to love robots in 2050
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
no, it's off of HBO's current show True Blood
about Vampires who “come out of the coffin” after a synthetic blood is created.
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I just turned the TV on
and it was on that stupid celebrity show on NBC and this is what I hear…
“It’s just like a spa vacation. Except without the spa.”-Heidi Montag
Uhh…so doesn’t that make it just a vacation?
Certified blazer.fangirl
Space Jam is on here tonight
great basketball movie or greatest basketball movie!?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPuck8eFfc
Can’t remember who linked that video at first. Space Jam is Prez and I’s favorite movie.
I love that movie
watched it on the way to cali on friday.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
The mighty Woj from Yahooooooooo! (full disclosure: SBN is an official partner of Yahoo! Sports) digs LeBron a new one: King James left the playoffs as a loser
OT: I somehow must have missed his column on the recent Darius Miles arrest where he apologized to the Blazers for warning other teams. Anyone else?
Heidi & Spencer didn't last a day...
…and Spencer proceeded to say that john salley is not a celebrity compared to him.
Of course, I have no idea who heidi & spencer are. i hate summer tv.
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I'm watching Jon and Kate plus 8
man, those poor kids are never going to have a normal life.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I think both the parents are equally to blame.
I just wish they would stop with the whole TV show. Give the children some since of normalcy.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Bizarro
Earlier today the junk drawer wasn’t auto-refreshing for me, but now it is. I didn’t change settings, reboot, restart Firefox, etc. Go figure.
ha ha
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Mariners lost. :(
great pitching in that game though.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
cue, "baseball sucks" chants
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
A good baseball game can be exciting
The other 9 out of 10 suck
by southern oregon on Jun 1, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
totally. It won't do it to just have Ichiro.
They need to get some more offense. Their defense is pretty okay, at least from the game I saw today. Some mental lapses, but nothing horrible.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
by mental lapses
do u mean betancourt? cause he right now is their main problem, i really like the outfield defensively when they play chavez, guttierez and ichiro. Its too bad those 3 have next to no power.
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
betencourt
is a sore thumb right now..
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Well, I don't watch the M's very often
as I’m not a true fan of theirs (BOSOX FOR LYFE!) so I don’t really know their whole roster. When I was watching the game today I just saw outfielders being lazy on the catch. One even let one fly over his head and hit the wall, bounce along the grass a few times, before he picked it up and threw to second (way too late to get the out). If he just had backed up against the wall and jumped he would have caught it. Like in all sports, you just have to have GUTS and JUST DO IT.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it could be better
they need to
a. acquire a couple starting pitchers
b. build their bullpin
c. stop signing fat old men
d. manager that plays small ball (works better w/ their hitters)
They could win 50 more games w/ that strategy :)
lol
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
hey 50 more games could win them the west
although i think they are fine for starting pitching. they really really really need some power bats(or even just one), and they need to go back in time and undo the bedard deal(adam jone-killing it, george sherill-quality reliever, Tillman-big time prospect) they would be much better off if that deal never happened, but if they trade bedard this year and get an equally good haul then forget that last sentence.
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
agreed bedard was the dumbesst crap ever
falls under letter c.. even tho he’s not old… they traded all their good prospects ..
ugh..
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I like baseball but I’m a Mariner fan… It was too depressing to be a Blazer and Mariner fan in 2006, so I had to put the Ms on the back-burner.
proud hinrichsheeple
the overall
terribleness of the mariners front office in the past has turned me into less of a fan but the new regime seems to know what their doing
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
agreed
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I going to start calling Fanshots
Norskshots.
Certified blazer.fangirl
by Roybot on Jun 1, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Sohpia, if Nic grew an ugly beard would you still like him?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
probably not
his facial hair looks nasty.. all patchy LMAO
how u ??
s
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Yeah, I think he's still too young to properly grow facial hair.
I’m good, how are you?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
its the genes
Some guys just can’t grow facial hair very well. I am one of them. If i could, i would grow a handlebar mustache and a mullet. always wear a denim vest with patches, and become a truck. Sadly, I cant, so the dream dies
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drunk barber
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
who's
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
i think its a french thing
maybe wrong
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
haha
or at the beginning of every fanshot he should just write “you are now entering the Norskzone”
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
LOL @ that
“Norskzone” Where Norwegian trolls rule, and Swedes don’t.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
why is family guy soo awesome
anyway..
night ya’ll
<3
S
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
because you are soo awesome!
night!
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Hey Idol. Been offline for a few days
but just caught your JD. Awesome job. Big points with g-L I see :-).
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Yea, I worked my gonzo mojo on the girl. :D
Thanks for the compliment and the original push to do it. It was a lot of fun. It almost has me wondering whether I should try to get into the basketball fiction writing contest.
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
goodnight!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Sophia goes to bed at 10?
What do you have a kid and a job or something? Jeez.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 2, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
dang, your back.
oh wait, that’s Roybot’s line.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
OK hopefully Roybot is still up
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Claire is teh funnie
blazer.dancer.info.tell.us.
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 2, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
no, never.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
When I was about 10 or 11
my best friend’s recently divorced mom took us down to the Rose Garden ships along the seawall. We took a tour of this Canadian Naval vessel, and one of the officers took a fancy to my friend’s mom, and took us to the officer’s mess. I remember he gave me and my friend some (Canadian) soda, whilest he flirted with “Mom”. Well, Mom went out with him that night. Best friend’s mom had just bought a ‘73 Nova SS. Nice car…’cept the sailor got drunk on the date, was driving the car, and totaled it. Of course the ships pulled out the next day and that’s the last she heard of him….there’s a lesson in there somewhere
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
by G_dubs on Jun 1, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Lesson: drunk sailors should never handle machinery
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I don't think he handled anything else either
I got the impression he was drunk from the very start of the date…I want to say there is a lesson about Canadians in there, but I love Canadians, and Canada. My granny lives there….so OK no lessons about Canadians, just random happenstance.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Drunk from the very beginning of the date? What a perfect gentleman.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
looking for a "banger" pf?
look no further then the 2010 nba draft. look at all of those pf/c in the first round, wowzers!
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
Well we better get another 1st round pick
cuz we want John Wall, don’t we?
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Ben apparently thinks so.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Wouldn't want to cross Ben and his first round picks.
We already screwed up in 2007, ya know?
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
If any of you all heard the thunder in East County about 4:50PM today....
it really screwed up my day. Power bumps suck when they happen right when I’m getting to work. Just saying. Hopefully everything’s back under control now…for the life of me I wish someone would come up with the money for the PDX metro area to put all the power cables underground.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
I was just watching some of DMKPDX's highlight reels.
It makes me miss watching the blazers play. I actually MISS that sick feeling of nervousness in my stomach when I’m watching a basketball game because it means that I actually care about the team thats playing.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Yep. the dawg daze of summer is uponst us
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
I miss…
Seeing Brandon knife his way to the hoop for the old-school layin
Seeing LaMarcus make the turnaround 8-footer
Seeing Greg snare an offensive rebound and dunk it home
Seeing Travis have an open three, dribble in for a contested fadeaway two… and somehow hitting it.
Seeing Rudy run around the picks, the crowd almost going silent in anticipation of a swish.
Seeing Jerryd chest-bump the rest of the guys after great plays
Seeing Sergio drop a no-look dime on the break
Seeing Przybilla be a real man and block a dunk
Seeing Nicolas come running from behind and extinguish a fastbreak with a jawdropping block
Seeing Channing… uh… in the commercials.
Seeing Steve hit a tough corner three with the shot clock running down
Seeing Martell’s picture perfect shooting stroke
Seeing Nate try not to smile after a really great play by one of his guys.
proud hinrichsheeple
4 & 10?
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
why would you miss Channing in the commercials?
They were awesome! I mean, they got a little old. But their way better than the overused, “where will amazing happen” commercials.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
he had a few big-time long twos that helped us win games this year. While he isn’t one of my favorite players, he’s a great guy who had some great moments.
proud hinrichsheeple
I could still do without those.
If I have to see many more, I will probably pull my hair out.
Certified blazer.fangirl
not many girls can pull off the bald look
I think demi moore is the only one
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Yeah, I'm probably not one of them.
It’s probably in the best interest of everyone if he goes instead of my hair.
Certified blazer.fangirl
Nah. Lots can. Just few do it.
I had an ex suprise me when she donated her (half down her back) hair to cancer kids…took a few days but I got into it. Oh and what about that gal from Star Trek The Movie?
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
ah yes, the infamous Nate half-smile.
His lips twitch, but then he reminds himself that he is Sarge and therefore, doesn’t smile.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I think it’s awesome. You can tell he is totally bursting with pride, but doesn’t want to show it.
proud hinrichsheeple
i think one of the best moments with Nate's half-smile,
was when Nic hit the clutch three when we were playing the Nets The whole team and even Nic himself couldn’t believe it. That game was on my birthday, and it was the best gift ever.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
ooh, good call. That was an amazing moment.
Remember when Nate said something to the effect of, “Man, Nic, with all these injuries you’re becoming a real NBA player.” It makes me think that Nate is a serious father figure to some of the guys on the team… he’s dad. You can see how much he loves his guys.
proud hinrichsheeple
oh, do stop before I start getting all teary eyed!
ahhhh I miss the blazers!!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
The "That's Two!"
gesture to Gasol. I was doing a Banshee yell at the TV. I love that stuff, expecially kind of low key like that…
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Yeah, and not just some kid who could block a fast break dunk.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I had to listen to that game on the radio.
Luckily I taped it so I got to watch it when I got back home.
Certified blazer.fangirl
like a warrior
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
I liked Quick's behind the locker room for awhile
then when he started talking about pee tests and oden dropping a duece, it got bad.
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Yeah... he defs ran out of material
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
after the Indiana game when nic was playing with a seperated soulder
and he rolled his ankle coming down on granger’s foot
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
You're lucky.
The game that was on my birthday was the game in Dallas after they had come back and beaten the Hornets. I thought for sure they would win.
And my favorite Nate moment was the infamous 6 Men on The Court. When he was explaining to Greg that he wasn’t supposed to be out there they couldn’t help but smile.
Certified blazer.fangirl
Nate trying to supress the smile when he realized the two points will count...
…was definitely a highlight of the season.
Giggling out loud
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
lolololololol
you are NERVOUS when Roy has the ball in crunch time?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
If you all had to name one thing that you are most excited for next season, what would it be?
I’m looking forward to a 265 lb Greg Oden with lower-body strength and coordination.
proud hinrichsheeple
I hope Oden is watching the Mr howard in the playoffs
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I'm looking forward to more defense creating offense.
And also, an all star season for LMA and at least an almost all star season from Greg.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Well, someone needs to tell him this then!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
LMA with a punpfake, drive would be an allstar
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
GO getting something less that 9 fouls every 36 minutes
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Man I hope you're right
He also needs to do the straight arm thing on his blocked shot attempts…
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
he hasn’t done squats in two years due to microfracture… so he had no leg speed or stamina. It was probably a chore just to move around the basketball court, let alone get to a spot on time…
the straight up thing will come. Howard, Biedrins, Yao, they all struggled with it at first.
proud hinrichsheeple
I read that today
That’s encouraging. I have been in the camp that give’s him til the middle of next season due to the microfracture
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
FOR REALS
although, I foresee much less fouls from him next year due to the refs warming up to him and combining with him learning to keep his feet moving and his hands up.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Girl I hope you're right!
SAying this over and over will make it so I’m sure
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
I'm usually always right so have no fear.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I ride with that
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
LOL
Certified blazer.fangirl
I dunno… Steve Blake works really well and Kirk is pretty much the same player but better at most things.
I have no problem admitting that I’m wrong on something.
proud hinrichsheeple
I am looking forward to seeing martell back
I remember 2007, he was looking great. His three has always been a great weapon, but he got stronger on his drive. Anyone remember that Utah game, third quarter. Of course you do, but the best part is when he drove jumped up to dunk, got his head above the rim and got fouled hard. He missed the dunk, but the stare down on Boozer afterwords was my favorite part of that whole season
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
In regards to your sig.
Did you really sing karaoke with Przybilla?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it was at a bar in Tualatin, called the tabletop or something, can't remember
But yeah, he didn’t sing but I did. Funny Story, walked into the bathroom, Standing there was Joel. All I could do was point and say “Your Joel Przybilla”
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
it was after we beat Dallas in 07
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
smooth
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
nothing like pointing at a nba star and saying his name while he is taking a pee
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
Manly man moments are way cool like that
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Did you take the photo in the can?
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
no, in the bar, we drank a beer and then I sung Rebel Yell, then the picture
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
well, I was originally going to laugh at you for pointing at him while he was peeing.
But now I’m jealous and all I can say is, sounds awesome.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
A beer with the Pryz. Now that is cool.
A pic in the can is nothing to sneeze at though, but yeah a beer is beter
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
then i got a dui driving to downtown portland, where the construction has been going on for years and the speed limit drops to 55 all of a sudden
crazy night
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Dang! I guess!!!
That sux man
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
yeah, when I lived in Potland, everynight seemed like a crazy one
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Oh
so that’s my problem (living in PDX) :-o
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
was for me
to many places that stay open all night. my fav place was the arat or afrat. Something like that, a club that stays open till noon on the weekends, on the other side of the burnside bridge
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
did you ever go to Jiggles?
That place always made me laugh when I would pass if on the freeway.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
never a supporter of juice "bars"
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
Claire why don't you go and give us a report?
Female perspective and all. Probably be a great JD :-D.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
you're lucky sophia isn't here.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Did you see her rip that guy apart on Twitter today?
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 2, 2009 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
nope. Tell me please
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
no, never.
by Claire on Jun 2, 2009 12:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 2, 2009 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, I had a feeling you would do that.
whatever, I just ask Sophia to tell me later.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Fine
You twisted my arm.
http://twitter.com/Sophiabiabia
versus
http://twitter.com/colewagoner
FIGHT
by Sabonis4Ever on Jun 2, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep. That's "our" Spphia
I’ll probably get in trouble for using a possive pronoun in front of her given name. Sigh.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Sophia, not the other jibberish
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
and possessive not other jibberish
after midnight my typing sucks worse than normal
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
For the record
I really enjoy reading Sophia. The place wouldn’t be the same around here without her.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Good save.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I just don't want her sashaying through here
and saying I’m attacking her or anything, cuz I’m not. Bless her heart I do think she is a bit sensitive at times…and as was said below, “The Tone”…[shudder]
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
will you stop digging your own grave please?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
[Wimpers off to corner
and cries]
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
sophia is awesome
there is no doubt about that
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
that's an awesome joke
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
hmmm, doesn't really seem like that big of a deal to me
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
the joke, sophia, or g dubs use of possessive adjectives?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
the twitter "fight"
is what I was referring to
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
ehhh meh
the poor guy had no chance. it really wasn’t much of a fight lol
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
well i thought it was funny
so there’s that
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
oh crap you are right!
/flags my own comment
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
nah im not that scared of Sophia
at least not yet
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
the fact that someone is looking at her twitter to see that she had a fight is interesting…
proud hinrichsheeple
I aint afraid of her :-p
The activities at Jiggles are protected by the Constitution of Oregon as free speech. Let her argue that.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
did you peek around the divider?
to see if he was “packing heat”?
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Jun 2, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
if you want to see the Martell glare here it is, btw it was on CJ miles, not Boozer, my bad
martell glares around 3:50 mark
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Man, he has a pretty shot.
I really miss him now. I wonder how much of a difference he would have made this season. I’m afraid to know.
Certified blazer.fangirl
the main difference, less reliance on Steve Blake for his three point shot, more ptime for bayless and sergio
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I mean the number of wins.
If Bayless and Sergio ended up with more time, I’m thinking fewer.
Certified blazer.fangirl
I think more, only because of his three point shoot
my theory is the reason why Blake gets so much time is because we need him to spread the floor. But if we had martell running of screens and hitting threes, rip style, then we could have more of a playmaker in. Maybe I am wrong, tough. I just was not to impressed with steve blake, besides his outside shot
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samesies.
I think part of it is that Blake just isn’t exciting to watch. He’s pretty boring unless he is making threes. I suppose that’s a good thing as well because he’s reliable but at some point I want to see amazing things happen more than just once in a blue moon (i.e. Clippers first quarter)
Certified blazer.fangirl
another thing on, blake
He disappears when the big game comes. beating a horse, not yet dead because Blake is still our starter
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ODENDOENDO_EODJEODEOEDNOEDNEONDOEDNOENDOEN DONOED
(somewhere in there is my excitement for seeing a HEALTHY ODEN with his explosiveness back!)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
quit stalking me!
:)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
big thing coming in a small package
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
a meant a point guard, beiing small
but soon after realized how gay is sounded
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
Oh snap just realized it is officially my birthday
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
woooooooo!!!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
who does the ABC games. I can't remember
Just Happy the reign of Reggie is over for now
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
You said it
you gots ta write it. Dat’s da rulz
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
I can't either.
OK you get a pass
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Saw Star Trek tonight. pretty entertaining.
probably already critiqued in a previous junk drawer…
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jun 2, 2009 1:20 AM PDT reply actions
okay NO ONE make a JD because I have an idea
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
too late
muahahahhahaahaaaahh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
well, I already made one too. So now we both look stupid. Fail.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
your signature from a kanye song?
That's right, that's a picture of me with my new bff Joel Przybilla. He said my Billy Idol Karaoke was spot on.
yeah, its from a song called "Last Call" on his first album
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
i didnt make one
i was just making you think twice about making one
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
yeah, I realized that too late.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it worked then
muhahahahaahhaahahh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
