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Junk Drawer -- May 29, 2k9 (Love Edition)

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I love weddings, drinks all around!

Today's junk drawer is for...well....junk. Just like always. But to kick us off, got any love advice?

What's the first thing to remember in a lovey dovey relationship?

Should you play hard to get or be the one who shows unconditional love?

Should you be up front about your relationship when you start and define it or just let it evolve over time (i.e. off the bat "we're just friends/we are in this for the long haul/whatever" or just let it happen)?

Proposal stories might also be interesting.

Keep it fun, keep it clean, and try to keep your junk where it belongs.

Ready, set...go. Now.

 

 

 

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HAHA

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on May 29, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never get involved with a woman who tries to control your facial hair.

A man’s mustache is part of his face. If she doesn’t love it, then she doesn’t love you.

Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .

by Nick Van Excellent on May 29, 2009 12:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're wrong.

mustaches are gross. If you don’t believe me google Adam Morrison.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. They are beautiful.

You’ve been brainwashed by the mainstream media which is obsessed with youth. A mustache is the anchor of the face.

Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .

by Nick Van Excellent on May 29, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baah

Mustaches hide mouths and smiles and that’s what I look at first.

Or if they’re pencil thin like Mike Conley’s I always think of the villains in every movie I saw growing up. I guess that’s why I don’t want Conley on my team – shifty sneaky con-man is all I think of when I see him.

by jorga on May 29, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like sunglasses hide the eyes.

I hate sunglasses. I hate talking to somebody wearing sunglasses because I’m looking at some dark, semi reflective surface in the general vicinity of their eyeballs. For the same reason, I don’t wear sunglasses. Yeah, I gotta squint sometimes, but there’s still a sliver of eyeball to be seen there.

The eyes are the windows to the duodenum…or something.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 29, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lyrics

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jimmy+buffett/pencil+thin+mustache_20072010.html

Immature Bloggers Imitate, Mature Bloggers Steal, and Aged Bloggers fly SW to Memphis – thanks to 48 Minutes of Hell

by OBJuan72 on May 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that song

I used to play it in a band called Boogie Country in about 1981. – Not Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best mustashe is that long curly one.

Tom Selleck pulled a mustache off very nicely, Can see his smile good

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on May 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think that was TiH's profile pic for a while, wasn't it?

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turnaround for the women

Don’t get involved with a guy who insists you can’t cut your long hair.

by jorga on May 29, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

???? a GUY wanted a girl to cut long hair ???

Wierd for sure !
Long hair is basically always an improvement, in my book.
On the other hand, think twice about a girl who trashes beautiful long hair with a perm.

by Berkeley on May 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did – thanks for saving me an explanation.

by jorga on May 29, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

Last night there was a lady at a restaurant that had hair past her butt and she was holding the end in her fist and pulling split ends off something off. It was really gross. I think long hair that goes past the belt is disgusting. It’s probably filled with feces and gets covered in toilet water.

Te corto tu cara!

by tominhawaii on May 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it's too long it get a lil disturbing.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(furrowing my brow)

Photobucket

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 29, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hahahahh BUSTED

you owned that fool!

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice one

but tip one: don’t ever joke about women’s weight, even if they are leaner than nic batum.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have been a FanShot!!!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 29, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

always finding the hypocrites aren't you?

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's in the url you didn't have to do a screenshot

show off!

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was showing that I caught him red-handed. I didn’t need to look at no URL line.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 29, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good for dramatic emphasis

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thus the crude paint editing. It reminds me of Ben’s Draft Kevin Durant picture.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 29, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was half epic win, half epic fail.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least your bookmarks

aren’t as weird as Tom’s.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bookmarks are in my bookmarks toolbar

What’s so weird about that?

Te corto tu cara!

by tominhawaii on May 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It actually wasn't your bookmarks

it was the tabs you had open when you took a screenshot of some results of a google search.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I got ya, I got ya. It was a confession junk drawer.

Te corto tu cara!

by tominhawaii on May 29, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chick Flicks= The key to a woman’s heart.

Sports Chicks = The key to a man’s heart

Nice Kicks = The key to Ben’s heart.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice kicks

are the key to my heart as well. I should count how many shoes I have.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love kicks and lids

I hate the rest of my clothes lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have 68 pairs of shoes.

23 of which are Nikes.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just got like 141 new bedge stalkers with those two lines.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Crap. Please delete my comment.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so whatchu doin'

/licks hairy upper lip

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT IS SO GROSS.

I am seriously considering flagging you.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know that ROYBOT is an anagram of ROB TOY???

Just sayin’….

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 29, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO TRY

as well.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ORB TOY

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRO TOY

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

try new Orb Toys (TM)

Favorite toys of bros. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you beat!!!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 29, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes

i love thee no longer. too high maintenance!

j/k.

(I own Air Force Ones, the NYY edition of LeBron 6s, the Wade converses, and the B Roy blue chips).

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I'm getting Spizikes soon

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need a new pair so bad.

It’s been too long. The Nike Outlet is usually the bomb but they have been slacking on the shoes lately.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heck yes!

we have a Nike Outlet right by our house. I effing love that store. Also we have a Lids.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a card carrying lids member lol

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so am i!

they lack sweet Blazers hats tho

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh i know...i think i'll just make my own sometime and have them print it.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i haven't seen a shoe i liked in a long time.

i’m very particular. it’s got to be lightweight, comfy, and hot looking.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picky!

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm the prez of pickiness when it comes to shoes.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw the best store ever

is the niketown in San Fran.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been there! Twice!

I fell in love with a pair of shoes there last summer when I was there. I wish I would have gotten them because I haven’t been able to find them again. I always tell myself I will find something I like better but I never do.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I actually disagree.

The niketown in New York is the best. HUGE.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well yeah

but I’ve never been there. therefore, it sucks.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's better than Disneyland.

I consider it the Happiest Place on Earth.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

I know someone that saw Nate there before.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep telling yourself that.

I would rather see Nate so I can tell him he needs to be fired.

Just kidding, I love Nate and I would never say that to his face.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate has good strong hands

Good for killing hobos. I would avoid angering him.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 29, 2009 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was sitting in the second row

behind the Blazers bench at that game. I got Jarrett Jack’s autograph.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jealous

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rudeness

is a clear indication of jealousy.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said funny stuff

I was barely in gameday threads this year. Too busy to watch games live.

Ahh, glory days.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They really were simpler times

Dave would hang out and shoot the shirt with us. Glory days indeed.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 29, 2009 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha dave...gotta love him.

Oden
Looks like Marveeta on the new season of American’s Next Top Model with the mohawk.

by Mortimer on Feb 21, 2008 9:54 PM PST

That was from my fiance.

by Mortimer on Feb 21, 2008 9:54 PM PST

Welcome, Mort’s fiance!
I also noticed that Travis looks a little bit like Tyra Banks with no hair or boobs.

by Dave on Feb 21, 2008 9:56 PM PST

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was when Dave was cool

Then he turned Blazer Edge into Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp.

Te corto tu cara!

by tominhawaii on May 29, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The girl who won Top Model the other week

Looks EXACTLY like Travis Outlaw.

Honestly, ever season they got a girl who looks like Outlaw. It’s a common look.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have the same forehead-eye brow proportions

Travis has more pronounce cheekbones, this is just from memory though

She lives in my lap
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO

by Dheepan on May 29, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOUR cheekbones are more pronounced

After I POUND THEM WITH MY FISTSTSS for contradicting me!!!

Here is Outlaw:

The evidence speaks for itself.

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

I think I look more intimidating than Travis Outlaw

She lives in my lap
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO

by Dheepan on May 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Trout has SHOULDERS. No way can they be disguised. Airbrushed out perhaps, but if she had his shoulders she wouldn’t have won.

by jorga on May 29, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly the photos were taken Trout's rookie year.

I’m shocked and dismayed at your naivete, Jorga.

I’m going to tell the post office to deliver your mail to me first so I can make sure no scammers are getting to you.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what do you have to do to win?

she just looks like an average joe….errr….Josephine to me.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, she wasn't like HUBBA HUBBA

Most of the models are normal girls who are tall.

She looks better in the made-up fancy pics, though. In person, she looked like Outlaw with a pony tail.

Acted like him too.

Outlaw is adorable, so it works.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To confuse matters further

This is actually a picture of TEYONA, the female model, taken on the America’s Next Top Model show, where everyone was dressed up to look like a NBA player and a wallpaper for fans was made of them.

It really is a good resemblance, first glance you think it is just a picture of Outlaw dunking.

Nope. It’s Teyona.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't fool me.

I watched the show and they never did that photo shoot. Plus, I can tell the difference because I have two eyes that work well enough.

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on May 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I called Teyona Travis Outlaw

And the other lanky black girl who made it real far looked like Ronnie Brewer when she smiled, so I called her Ronnie Brewer.

I dunno how the nicknames came to me they just did! As if in a dream.

Morty

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does one get into the ES?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to have a pass

from someone that works at Nike.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or you gotta have an immediate relative that works for nike

Think father son mother daughter

Really not that hard to come by if you live in Portland

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True dat

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I coach football with a guy that works for nike which is really sweet. I think they let teachers in if they call ahead . I think

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on May 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know they give passes to the fire district covering their offices

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

i really want to go to that place now.

my mom is a special ed teacher, does that count?

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you work at Nike?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

Do you have access to the employee website?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

swoosh.com

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never seen that

I am eligible though. My mom works at Nike.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 30, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lucky duck.

I just had my access taken away :(

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just to recap

What’s interesting at the Nike employee store? Insane deals on shoes, or something more?

by Timmay! on May 30, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good deals on everything.

And oompa loompas.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt.

I was in there a couple months ago. Got some sweet Jordan Melo M5 – Black/Silvers. They are freakin’ choice.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 29, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

swagger = key to a woman’s heart

“chick flicks” (a.k.a romantic comedies) = key to a wasted two hours

No life's worth more than any other, no sister worth less than any brother.

by galacticlove on May 29, 2009 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lame

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

-0.5

I prefer my romances to be romances, and my comedies to be comedies. The only movie genre less cool than romantic comedies are romantic drama-dies.

That said, I’ve taken multiple female companions (including the wife, many moons ago) to these insipid flicks for the sake of getting someshowing that I shared their interests. So you only get a -0.5 for saying lame to her when she has already left. :P

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boots n' Mini Skirts

not necessarily in that order

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 29, 2009 12:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but not uggs

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uggs are so annoying.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if the legs are REAL nice

it don’t matter

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 29, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do nothing but

hide the legs in sheepskin ruggs, they are always a no go

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if she's hot

I don’t care what she’s wearing lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh puh-leaze

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uggs turn a woman into the literal manifestation of the word.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But not as bad as crocs.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on the legs...

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"

by bforsythe on May 29, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just remember Prez

Baa means no!

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 29, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just getting all of the nasty out of the way now

before the mods arrive.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll just store up wrath and be banned for two eternities.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is for you broken hearted BE peeps out there

http://www.likeobscurevainefforts.com/p1.html

That’s the first comic out of sixty eight.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 29, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, very cynical

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes - but enjoyable just the same

possibly because it’s happening to the little stick figures, and not to me. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

like a guy getting hit in the nads.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did norsk link drop this yet?

a seven nine baller. yowzers. link

pun intended btw.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

o snap

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

already?

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

judging by his name

he is twice as good as yao ming

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to have him in the playoffs

a month ago

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[not really, they didn't even say he was a real.baller in the media saw/read.]

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh!

Fatty strike! Hide the women and the children!

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a thing on TV about him.

At least I’m pretty sure it was the same guy. He never had big enough shoes growing up, so his toes curled up, almost folding back on themselves. The bones continued to go straight, essentially poking out the bottoms of his toes. It showed the visit to the foot doctor and the X-rays and all that. Yeeeeeesh.

He definitely did not look like somebody that would make it in the NBA. Sure, you can’t teach height, but you also can’t teach glued-to-the-floor-slow-like-molasses-stone-hands-no-reflexes.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 29, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can anyone say "Ha Seung Jin"?

No, really. Can someone say it? I’m still not sure how it’s pronounced…

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember when the giant poster of Ha...

was plastered opposite I-5 from the Rose Garden. I can’t remember the catchy slogan that went along with it, but I remember thinking…“Who is this guy? Is this really the future of the Blazers? Is this as good as it gets? Just what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on here??”

Whew…just a fading memory now.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes

The Dark Times.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i learned how to say it

Can’t remember that poster for the life of me even though I passed it every day.

i have “quaint” memories of those times as I that is when I first became a Blazer fan. No, not because of Ha.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should not be up… I have to go hang out with old people at seven Am tomorrow at their board meeting… keep the junk alive through the night.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 29, 2009 12:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What kind of environment are you talking prez?

getting women at college is significantly different than at any other venue IMO

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in general.

people you presumably plan on being with for a while.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or at least think you have a shot at doing so.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

prezofdeath – desperate for tips

by Sabonis4Ever on May 29, 2009 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sabonis4Ever-desperate for phone numbers

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

roybot, desperate for someone to go

OH SNAP!!! to one of her witty comments.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SNAP! s4e ownage!

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(thanks!)

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other than basic don't be jerk advice

I think love is too individual and personal for general advice to be effective. I, for one, hate playing games, but that might work for some people.

How about I just give you my favorite (or one of my favorites) love quotes. I’m sure you’ve all heard it before.

Alfred Lord Tennyson
“’Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”

and a slightly different version

“To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.”

William Makepeace Thackeray

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 29, 2009 12:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh I got legit advice

don’t wait for a “good opportunity” to ask a girl out. if you do, you will never get the chance cause she before you know it she has a big boyfriend who could beat you up.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

see, i've never "asked a girl out"...i always think it's obvious when you like each other and the relationship goes from there.

i could be naive in my thinking, but that’s the way i see it.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I’ve always had to “ask the girl out” to get anywhere. Unless you are talking like at a club/party atmosphere

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, i guess it depends what your goal is.

my goal is a lasting friendship that could evolve into marriage later on…maybe. i’m not interested in short term “benefits,” so i guess it all depends what you’re looking for.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that approach has only worked well for me

when my goal was to have only a friendship with a girl. I cannot think of a single time in my life that a pure friendship turned into anything else. It’s always felt like someone needed to establish the intention towards romance early and, even if there was no immediate fruition of it, both of us knew the direction. My wife and I were friends as teens, but friends who both knew that they were hoping to be more. The mutual understanding of intentions was really important.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh i think that's the key...intentions gotta be at least somewhat mutually understood.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whenever ya talk to someone ya wanna romanticize with

Just wink a lot, nod suggestively after declarative sentences, etc.

She’ll get the hint, and respond with quivering lips, fanning herself with a frilly fan, etc.

I can’t stress this enough. A roguish wink does more to get across your intentions than all the words in the universe.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

;-)

;-)~

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and no means yes

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes also means yes

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can practice on me...

wink wink

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try e-winks first

;-|

Then add a smile

;-]

Then pucker your lips

;-3

Now you’ve learned all I know about the world.

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pickup artist

that sounds like a sweet term i could use on job applications.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes'm

Motion down to your crotch a lot too, real casual-like. She don’t realize it, but it gets her goin’.

Be like “so, you from here?” and on “here”, point down to your crotch.

Works everytime.

Mortimer Montebanks

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna' have to get a notebook and take notes so i can refer to these things when i need them

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i'd love to stay up and do night crew with you guys but i've been up since like 4:00am and i'm dead.

i’ll catch you all later.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

link fail

link

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i read the comments

big mistake yahoo comments are turrible

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol any non-BE comment fits that description.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just listening to dave's podcast and it mad me realize

that the west is going to be insanely good next year. With the l*kers still themselves, denver looking strong, a healthy spurs team plus maybe splitter, houston was really good in the playoffs and with a healthy yao and maybe mcgrady(for at least part of the season), the blazers(of course). stuff is going to be tight at the top. plus a couple of those mid level teams and the young crummy teams getting older

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 12:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every time I listen to Dave's podcast, it makes me realize that he should have a twice-weekly gig on "Talkin' Ball"...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on May 29, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there a video of Ben on talkin' ball online somewhere?

i missed it.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

made*

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My question is

which one(s) of these Western teams will be ruined by injuries or bad trades or both? – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are the Mav's an option?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are an extreme candidate

for the Both option. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably houston

again

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on May 29, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1)love is defined bifferantly by everyone so fined out what love means to your partner
2)just play yourself if you express love openly do that if it is harder for you make sure your lover knows how hard it is for you
3)you can’t define something that is always changing

And lastly I give you some advise that has been handed down father to son on for over a hundred years in my family. “In life god grants you 1 good dog,1 good horse, and 1 good women. I have had a lot of good dogs own more then my fair share of good horses but I have only meet one person like your mother and I would mot be worth a soft pinch of poo with out her.” Those words came from my dad when he was in his 60’s and raised 6 kids and had been married over 40 years. they were advise that he was told on his wedding day from his pa.

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on May 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions   3 recs

thou art a smart farmboy

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 29, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thank the

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on May 29, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's nice.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 29, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bifferantly

I learn a new word every day.

Just playin’

by Sabonis4Ever on May 29, 2009 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

bifferantly (bif' er ant ly), adj.

As Biff would do. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dyslexia is my curse. god gave me good looks,charming personality, a brilliant mind and an athletic body and then decided I was to perfect and gave me my little flaw.

but its o.k. to be jealous of your betters. ..

just playin

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on May 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're so right.

He is jealous of me as well.

Just let the haters hate.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I find most amusing about "Greek love"

Is that the theory was the Greek phalanxes would be a more effective fighing force if the men were fighting alongside their lovers.

Just kind of a step away from “Don’t ask, don’t tell”, huh?

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on May 29, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greek thought on this was even crazier than that

Prevailing Greek thought during much of the classical era was that women were so vast inferior to men that the love between men was considered the building blocks of society while love for a woman is less interesting than love for your house or your pets.

Of course, ignoring the potential value in understanding love through their language, because they were a disturbed society is like making an appeal to motive, which is a logical fallacy directly related to ad hominem.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

again.. you impress with your words and your passion.. your wife is very lucky to have you as a husband.. and i am lucky to have a friend like you… i hope the three of us can meet when i return…

Show love and love who you know, family wherever you

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 29, 2009 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exhaustive yet concise. good stuff. rec.'d

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd never heard of thelema....so that was cool.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is not particular popular in classical literature

Not a lot of philosophical treatise or love poems directed towards careers and accomplishments. Religiously, it was used when referring to the a specific order dedicated to the cultivation of human virtues.

It really became popularized by Aleister Crowley in the 20th century for his Wiccan-type occult and the motto “Do what thou wilt”.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thelema

wasn’t that the Chick who drove her T-Bird into the Grand Canyon?? Or was that Louise?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 29, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought that was the chick who drove the mystery machine and always lost her glasses ;-)

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey ...I think you're right

wore sweaters a lot

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on a roll idoltime

Between this scree and yesterday’s junk drawer, you are the one with the hot hand. Literary point guards are passing their writing implements to you for the reverse two-hand slam. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

I must say that I have never considered quoting from someone here for my sig, but I will seriously consider replacing my dope Nic quote with

Literary point guards are passing their writing implements to you for the reverse two-hand slam. – Elgin

And thanks, I dreamt of being a writer most of my life until my addiction with statistical analyses (and the more immediate financial incentives that followed) overtook everything else. Now, I have to work hard to find the patience to allow the words to come to me… stats are just so much easier, but I am started to remember just how fulfilling really getting down with writing can be.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can keep both of those enthusiasms

then there will be many worlds for you to conquer. Rock on I.T. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

I passed 10,000 posts on Bedge and didn’t even know it.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 29, 2009 3:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I passed 1000

and didn’t even know it.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's have a party

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

polka party?

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

General relationship advice

DATE A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Really figure out what you like in a person and what you want. It will likely be different than what you expected, so don’t think you already know until you have dated different types of people.

Even if one is waiting for marriage to do different “date stuff”, it don’t matter— you need to figure out what sort of personality you best mesh with. The rest can be figured out.

I also think it is important to live together before marriage, but psuedo-living together is likely enough. You just don’t really know a person till you live with them, and you don’t know if you actually hate them until you live with them. For something you ideally only wanna do once like marriage, it’s an important thing to know whether you can stand living with the person.

I got friends who married too young, too quickly, to people they didn’t realize they actually can’t stand. If you’re gonna be with this person forever, does it hurt to not get married so fast and make sure you even LIKE this person? Don’t be in a rush for nuthin’.

Plus, who you are changes drastically from 18-25, and then onwards.

So go on now, get out there, and good luck!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 4:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed! Don't be seriously thinking about marrying anyone until you dated them when you are older than 25 or they are older....

experience life apart.

and differently experience living together

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 29, 2009 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely not easy

as some who got married at 20 to a 18 year old, I wouldn’t recommend for every reason that they say.

On the one hand, I’m still married twelve years later. On the other hand, we needed about a year long separation about six years ago or else we would have killed each other. Young marriages are like arranged marriages; a million reasons not to do them but people find ways to make them work and when they do, they are special.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great for you idol. that's awesome.

yeah, looking back at my 18-24 days…if i had married any one of my gfs, it would have ended already.

something weird happens to people past 25 i think…maturity and growing into what you want? maybe? it’s a generality but good rule of thumb

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 29, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

25 was a magic number for me

because that is how old I was when Mrs. Whats-her-name got pregnant, forcing me to change my plans and grow up quickly.

Now I’m 54 and this baby is grown up and doing his junior recital at PSU this evening. – Elgin

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes that is true

It is probably no surprise that we had to separate right around that time and, essentially, re-fall in love with each other after figuring ourselves out. Trying synthesize the lives of two people is hard enough when you are dealing with each person still developing.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and everyone is different

Some people DO find a great match that young. It’s just less likely is all, and most people change so much in these young n’ stupid years.

My parents got married at 19, and started having kids right away. They’re still together, but almost broke up a billion times growing up and actually did break up for one year when I was older. We had a ton of money problems growing up, always had to move, and it was probably tougher than it had to be if they waited.

So to me, I wanted to make sure I waited, and try to be able to afford kids before I get some.

There is no perfect way of course, and one shouldn’t make strict rules about things like this. Just do your best to be aware of what ya want and what you’re looking for.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I don't agree 100%

I do think you need to experience a whole lot of things before you can be married. Dating a lot of people is one of them. all of my family have been married before their 25th Birthday (The average is around 22) and my parents are celebrating their 40th after marrying at age 20. However they had lived some of their lives and experience a lot of things before meeting each other.

I don’t think living together needs to proceed marriage, because I feel that this gives a false sense of security. Meaning the thought “I am only living with this person so I can leave whenever I want” kind of attitude and sometimes this carries over to the marriage.

But I understand to each their own. I will never trade the years I have spent with my wife going to college together and basically enjoying those “younger” years as we learned about each other and basically had care free fun days before my son came along.

"Do or Do not there is no Try"
Yoda

by Bakasama on May 29, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's the main point

Everyone is ready at different ages, and 25 is a mostly arbitrary number but a decent cut off date for when people kinda become who they become— just a still dumb, young version of their eventual person. It doesn’t mean they’re a mature and responsible adult, but prolly more of one than when they were 20.

So many people think they gotta do this and that by certain ages, and I don’t agree with that. It’s whenever you’re ready.

And if you’re young, you’re usually not ready, even if it feels like it. Just gotta do your best to be cognizant if your situation and remember there is no rush for marriage, kids, all that crap. So many people I know rush into it like they had a time limit and had to TRAP the other person, or do it while ya still had the courage. I dunno.

My motto: if in doubt, wait. That person will still be there if you were supposed to get married.

Morty

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like your motto.

if you let them go and they don’t come back to you, you never really had them in the first place is what a friend told me.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which is probably not exactly true, but the idea behind it has some truth to it.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And it’s not even as severe as “letting them go”, breakin’ up or whatever… just spending more time with them as a couple, and not a married couple, just to make sure.

Another tip from Uncle Morty: if you’re with someone, even if you’ve been together a long time, and you have no intention on marrying them or making a life with them, and things aren’t going all that great, just end it. You’ll be happy you did. Overstretched relationships, where you’re just together because you’ve been together a long time, do no one any good.

It ain’t worth the hassle for both people, so be the strong one and end it.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah x2

I got a friend in that situation, where I am advising he fight for his loved one to ensure that they know he wants to be together. They have a child, haven’t been married long, going through a tough patch.

Since I worry that he might just kinda ‘go along with it’ and not stand up for what he wants, I’m just reminding him to fight for what he wants, if he doesn’t want the relationship to end.

It all depends, and there is no concrete rule.

Just gotta do what makes ya happy… in non-evil, selfish sorts of ways… MOST of the time.

Morty, Unkie.

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man, i have a friend in the same situation...

they thought it will be easy with a baby, but it hasn’t been so they are now blaming each other versus looking at the rough times holistically

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like the word "holistically"

The next next time I hear it I will fill that person with holes, holistically speaking

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 29, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLISTICALLY

FILL ‘ER UP, COWBOY. I’M A’WAITING.

YEEEEEEEEE HAW!

Mortexas

by Mortimer on May 29, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it ain't about who ya love.. it's all about do ya love..

i am not looking for love.. i am looking for me… i wish all of you luck but might merely suggest that you resist looking too hard for anything… "love is the “stuff” that makes life bloom and you never know when you might step in it"… most mistakes happens when people don’t just let the game come to them.. that’s not being passive.. but reading the situation and making the best play possible…

i don’t know what going to spain will mean for me, but it is next step…so… i’m sure i’ll visit from spain but can never know what will happen in life.. i’m going to let the game come to me afterall… here is one last shoutout…

This one goes out to you and yours — worldwide
I say hey I’ll be gone today
But I’ll be back come around the way
It seems like everywhere I go
The more I see, the less I know
But I know one thing that I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you -m. franti

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 29, 2009 5:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

like the hairstyle today

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!

by broyposse on May 29, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dig the spearhead

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone have any opinions on this?
“Most teams we’ve spoken to in Chicago are indicating that they believe Oklahoma City is indeed leaning towards picking Harden. They also believe the Thunder are not enamored with Rubio at all, as they are committed to developing Russell Westbrook at his natural position—point guard.” -draftexpress

Is it wrong that I want OKC to succeed? I think picking Thabeet or Rubio would be a mistake. I also thought this was interesting.

-Larry Brown is reportedly extremely high on Stephen Curry, and may be willing to trade up in order to get him. Apparently he views him as being able to play either guard position, even alongside Charlotte’s current group of point guards, Raymond Felton and D.J. Augustin.

Curry is getting love from teams as high up as Washington and also has a chance to be drafted 6th (Minnesota) or 7th (Golden State). While the Knicks clearly like him, he isn’t the only player they will consider—the other top candidates on their board currently appear to be Tyreke Evans and Jrue Holiday.

Is Curry the anti-Rubio?

Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .

by Nick Van Excellent on May 29, 2009 6:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Memphis and Oklahoma pass on Rubio he would drop to Sacramento at 4 who would love him

But that could be too low for him on the rookie scale to be willing to pay his buyout. So there still might be some trading up and around going on.

by Norsktroll on May 29, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m looking to finish the final installment of the Color Coded Season.

But I haven’t been able to pull in pics for about 3 days. I currently use flickr. I see pics in the threads, but I’ve always had to pull in pics while in a post (create fanpost area), and then copy the html formatting to get it into a thread.
Thread advice and "create fanpost" advice will be greatly appreciated. Anyone else having trouble? is this a flickr issue? updating site issue? Seems like if you’re able to post pics in the thread you could also do it a draft? I can’t do either since I use a conversion of the drafts to post thread pics.
Maybe roybot could sell some shoes and donate to Ben & Dave.
Just kidding toyrob…rbooty…toyorb…roybot
I’ll be back tomorrow for any advice.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 29, 2009 6:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven't had problems with this

I usually use photobucket for pics, and I haven’t had many issues with this lately. The only problem I had is when that picture of galacticlove disappeared.

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY WOULD I DO THAT????

The only way I will give any of my shoes away is if I get Brandon Roy’s autographed shoes in return.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicken Tetrazzini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rR3X2UiQU

"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 29, 2009 6:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My brother and mum were imitating this allllll day yesterday.

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

by The Pirate on May 29, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was so disturbing.

What kind of adult agrees to do that?

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was also catchy.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 30, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone tell me why I bother to read Yahoo comment sections.

 Someone calling LeBron “Lechoke” after yesterdays game? Facepalm

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

by The Pirate on May 29, 2009 7:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the guy in the yellow shirt

behind the Magic’s hoop yesterday? He did the choke signal to Dwight Howard. He was one of the most annoying fans I have ever seen.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love.....

avoid any inkling to desiring it. Avoid anyone who is too involved in it. Make every effort to stay out of it. Love is trouble Love makes wise men break their banks, Stupid women get pregnate when they don’t think they should be, and splits up more marriages in present day than STD’s, or maybe that’d be the lack of it….. but in anycase it’s wayyyyyyyy overrated….. I believe that it’s nothing more than some terrible definition of a few emotional outbursts, and maybe some gland releasage……. other than that… what is so diffrent between love and deeply caring about something…..

Love is just …. silly really a waste of time to make people happy that don’t really appriciate it. imo…

but I’m a grouch too so…. ;)

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on May 29, 2009 7:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i even agree with you. Although I’d say that “love” is one of the most misinterpreted emotions around. I don’t pretend to understand it. I’m kind of a grouch too.

by DrivetheLane on May 29, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beautiful

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Teacher

VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

by 22baylor on May 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

read it and didn't like it.....

Loved it Amlmart. thanks ;) copied and pasted to the Faith bible.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on May 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like waffles

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 29, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

marry them.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it would work...

since I have a wandering eye for pancakes.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on May 29, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like turtles.

Certified blazer.fangirl

by Roybot on May 29, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t we all?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 29, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

r

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply