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5/24 Junk Drawer - Zombies

Screen_shot_2009-11-03_at_9 by tominhawaii on Comment 304 comments

I did a search for zombie on Blazers Edge and found 303 comments, 3 FanPosts, and 1 FanShot.  The posts really had nothing to do with zombies so I thought it was about time for a Zombie Junk Drawer.

Some of you may know that I'm an amateur film maker.  A new concept I'm working on involves a zombie outbreak starting at a Minnesota Timberwolves game.  I'd like to share a little with you folks as a sounding board and see if you folks have any fresh ideas.

I want to start the movie with Kevin McHale forcing all his players to take a PED made with a virus, and during the next game the players all have a spectacular first half.  Then at half time, they turn into zombies and when they return to the court, they play like the Timberwolves we are used to.

I got some kinks I need to work out and wonder if I want the Blazers to be the opponent or some other team.  Right now I'm leaning towards the Blazers.  I think a fun way to kill zombies would be to have Oden throw basketballs at the zombie's head and make it explode.

Please discuss.

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There has to be a bad-guy-gets-what's-coming-to-him scene

where the T-zombies eat Kevin McHale to the cheers of the crowd.

by MiledAnimal on May 24, 2009 8:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Idea

I think I could have them all be sick at half time, wonder out onto the court and have them all start turning to zombies in the 3rd quarter. Then have McHale call a time out and have them gather around him, then they all devour him.

I like fluffy kittens.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok here is a lyric

I got Chills
They’re muliplyin’
and I’m losin control
My body’s…
…putrifin’
But eatin’ brains is ….
…satisfin’ (satisfin’….satisfin’)

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh no! ...here comes a second verse

(female zombie …maybe one of the dancers or Mike Miller)
You better shape up
because I want to eat a man
an’ my heart is set on you
(McHale)
I better shape up
Because I understand
right now I’m hard to chew

(Chorus together)
You’re the one that I want
You are the one
Whoo whoo whoo Honey!

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

And the beat goes on, ba da dum da dum da dah.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

76 Wolves fans led the big parade
with 110 team employees close at hand
followed by rows and rows of the finest zombies
the cream of every good zombie film

76 Wolves fans caught the morning sun
With a 110 team employees right behind
There were more than a thousand zombies springing up like weeds
There were “Fire McHale” Signs of every shape and kind

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if this would be the final scene, but...

….the Blazer players could hold up a lock of KPs hair to hold the Zombies at bay (kinda like how a cross works against Vampires) ….but because of KP’s receding hairline there is only a limited amount and would only be given to a player he wants to keep anyway …like Brandon would get like 14 locks and Channing wouldn’t get any. It would be a “You be the GM” kinda thing….. only with Zombies

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 8:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I like fluffy kittens.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, where is the best place in town to take refuge?

Costco? No windows, lots of food and toilet paper, but not many weapons…
BiMart? Very few windows, lots of food, toilet paper and guns…
Your Basement? Do you have a zombie-proof shelter already?

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the PF

just lock the doors and shoot hoops for 3 months until all the zombies die.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 24, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't go to supermarkets

that’s where EVERYONE will go

I suggest an inner city school, no joke. The construction is solid (very little glass on the main level), you can barricade and close off areas with desks and tables, there is some food, but not enough to attract tons of people and there are books to keep you from losing your sanity when you’re locked up in there for weeks.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 24, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no weapons though

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you had better get weapons before you leave your house

or else it probably won’t matter where you are heading

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 25, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad

there’s even shower facilities

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've read the right books

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

too funny you two

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

S-Mart

shop smart, shop S-Mart.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of players who play like Zombies...

BJ Mullens says in this video interview his game compares to Garnett, Nowitzki, Amare (“explosive” “triple-thread” “can play facing the basket or back to the basket”). ROFL. Try Araujo to Kaman with those skills & numbers (long list of weaknesses that made his coach wish he still had Oden as his center).

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know much about zombies

is this Kevin McHale?

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on May 24, 2009 8:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need DNA testing cause that looks like McHale to me?

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's my idea

The players start turning into zombies during the third quarter, and McHale senses something very bad is happening. As the first player turns to try and eat McHale (Craig Smith, obviously), McHale runs to the third row and puts Congresswoman Michelle Bachman (R-MN) into a headlock, and threatens to kill her if they come any closer. The zombies pause and gather around McHale and Bachman as the fans and opposing team all run for safety. Realizing Bachman is one of their own the zombies circle and moan for awhile, trying to decide what to do. Finally, lead zombie Mike Miller decides she’s not worth it, and the Minnesota Timberzombies descend on McHale and Bachman for some zombie grub.

Due to McHale’s quick thinking, however, the fans and opposing team were able to run to safety, leaving the zombies to eventually starve to death within a few days, making Kevin McHale the most unlikely of heroes in Minnesota.

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is a lot of Travis hate over on Oregonlive although it's a piece by Dave about KP

http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2009/05/blazers-you-be-the-gm-kevin-pritchard.html

“Craplaw”, “Doubtlaw”, “Dumblaw”. Uah, how funny. And some “Morans” – as one poster wrote so intelligently – even want to defend Oden over Durant. The nerve.

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet it's this guy.

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even

attempt to read the Oregonlive blog comments, it’s just garbage.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it can only go up

it’s rock bottom

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your Zombies

might a charge out of playing a WNBA team, the Detroit Shock. That might drain their juice.

by OBJuan72 on May 24, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

We need to involve their blog too.

I like fluffy kittens.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Stop n Pop become a zombie?

or does he just become a human familiar (a non-zombie that sympathizes with the zombie cause)?

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Papa Glen

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the dialogue, maybe something from "Wrath of Kahn"

That is really popular there at the moment after not getting Penn and going with Kahn instead for the beloved zombie puppies.

Khan: [holds the dying Joachim] Joachim?
Joachim: Yours… is… superior… [dies]
Khan: I shall avenge you.

[Khan discovers the Enterprise and realizes it isn’t as badly damaged as he thought]
Khan: There she is! There she is! Ah… not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better!

Khan: [quoting from Melville’s Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need to "Blazer up" that dialog though

Khan: [holds the dying Mike Miller while stroking his head] Mike…what do you have in your hair…..bear grease?
Miller: Yours… is… superior… [dies]
Khan: I shall avenge you.

[Khan discovers the Blazer and realizes they as badly damaged as he thought]
Khan: There they are! There they are! Ah… not so wounded as we were led to believe. I thought you ate some of them?? Oh just Channing and Ruffin? So much the better!

Khan: [quoting from Melville’s Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee! (as Brandon sticks a spear thru his eye)

Something like that

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Tom, regarding yesterday's list of movies that turn relationship roles on their head

…check out Hard Candy starring Ellen Page. Awesome movie. And creepy.

Here’s the trailer

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 9:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool I'll check it when I get off work

I’ve been busy but mostly just sitting on hold so I can still read BEdge.

I like fluffy kittens.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's creepy

And I can’t tell who is the bad person.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so when i started reading your post

and you said the zombie outbreak started at a t-wolves game, i thought it would start with kevin mchale coming out of the closet as a zombie himself. this could be his point of decision to start eating bassy’s brains:

via sbnation

and that is where the fun begins…

by cornplant on May 24, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I voted I'm indecisive about polls

Because I am.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are you sure?

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not quite

I’ll get back to you.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I for one

Am getting tired of all the hating and zombie bashing going on around here,its wrong to the point of being politically incorrect.whats next,a trade the zombies thread?

by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't you have to explore all your options?

Isn’t that how you build a winning zombie?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Sabonis in the picture?

Sure looks like him.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep that's Sabas

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love him

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a homoerotic way?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

I get grossed out by hair. I just love him like the father I never had.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM YOUR FATHER, TOM!

I can confess that now, after years of therapy.

You did win the lottery, right?

by MiledAnimal on May 24, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why don't you marry him?

haha

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need to work

Kevin Garnett into the story somehow – maybe as the long lost son who returns home to battle the zombies.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

that took me at least twice as much times to say much less than half of the meaningful content of that.. i would call that a success..

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever tried to write without spaces?

It’s much harder than you would think.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

It’stoohardformeandIcan’treallydoitcuztheEnglishlanguageandproperconversatingskillrequiresIusespacelikevery5-10charactersorso.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol rec

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fatty???

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i hoped for it to be obvious ;)

I’m glad everyone appreciated it! i haven’t gotten too many comments green’d yet!! woohoo!

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go green

it’s good for the environment, blah blah blah.. :-)

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norsk?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

No, it’s fatty calling out our soft zombies

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

;-)

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't be confused with Norsk...

just break out the metric system and my cover is blown!

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

well played.

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on May 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice --

I almost scrolled right past it just out of habit.

by Corvid on May 24, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't stop laughing

i hate it when softie zombie fanboys get caught up in their small market world..

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 24, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you want to take over my blog?

http://www.odenfanboys.blogspot.com/

you are better at it than me.i must be sharminsoft.i’ve ran out of ideas.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny

i gave a comment to it – it is sooo hard trying to type like that!!!

my rules to fatty:
1. u must say soft, real, fanboys, and “small town market” – “book it” is nice, too.
2. u must never follow any punctuation with a space
3. replace and with *
4. misspell random words
5. throw in a choirboys, charmin, goody2shoes for extra seasoning

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

For an old school touch

Always claim the Houston Rockets will win the NBA Championship this year, becaue that’s an oft made prediction my one Master Fattermous Von Eldrich.

Mort.

by Mortimer on May 24, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah yes the famous exile statement

I wish Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley would self-impose exile when they say something stupid that doesn’t come true… might just be lucky enough to never seem the again..

there are just sooo many nuances to fatty when you go historical… I’ve read tons of old posts in my short time here… and it just gets funnier and funnier..

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't the exile Oden based?

I think the actual year long exile was about Oden’s injury and the severity of it (Fatty thought it’d be nuthin’), unless there was a second exile about the Rockets…

I also think NBA on TNT hired Reggie Miller so all the dumb things everyone else says sounds smart.

Morty

by Mortimer on May 24, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally.

Chuckles correctly says the refs suck, and the-reggie-miller-leg-kick says it’s just confusion over flagrant fouls that they are struggling with.

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reggie Miller - making bad analysts look smarter since 2007

Yea. I’ll take your word for it. I’ve tried to catch up on two+ years of amusing backstory around here but i could easily have mixed those posts up.

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pure genius.wishi had thot of it erlier*don it myself *sileneced fanboy haters

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 25, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re always calling our Zombies soft…

Listen up, we’re gonna do the Thrilla, in Manilla, gonna bill it, can you fill it.
Are there any Zombies you like on are team?

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Vanilla Orangutan is coming.

Joel Freeland…. to be continued…..

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Otherwise known as

“the Tang”

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

hey u no i just call it like i see it.if u zombiefanboys can’t take it. :)

the Thrilla, in Manilla, gonna bill it, can you fill it.

That’s cool.. reminds me of one of my favorite quotes by a famous person ever..

Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. – Chisholm & Ali

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for not quoting

the "on (are) team", butt hey.wat do u. care

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

butt hey is for butt horses

are house in the middle of are street

butt of course i care just not about some choirboy goody2shoe zombies that arent even real ballers!!!

nor about people who wanna give me a hard time for a my new hairdo.. some dufus at a store snickered at me (and no i don’t mean patrick chewing)..

so does it look good? .-*

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come here and say that we don’t have some Zomballers.

As for the question, it could pass for Seahawks.
But I’m going to take a guess (and yes I did cheat), is it San Diego?
This is a good reason for Dave to put polls in the Fanshots. You could ask Bedge with a poll.
It sounds like your asking seriously? I’m totally Ok with it, but really hate what I’m going to say next. If you were looking for a serious job (not something to get you by), I would lose it. Then after you’re hired and everybody knows you, do what you want. I’ve seen people do this with success. Otherwise forget everyone else, and be yourself.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zomballers!! that's a great term!!

And yes.. the hair is SD-influenced.. I was just down there visiting, and my friend thought I should go black to blonde. I was cool with that but then my other friend (bolthead) said that if I could paint my nails for the Blazers (who I’ve only recently
became a fan of) then surely I could dye my hair for the sake of the Chargers. Besides.. I usually look great in powder blue!!

But sometimes, like this one incident today, I get these looks. I’m not too self-conscious, but I started wondering if the whole thing just made me look silly. Maybe most importantly.. when I dressed up with black hair I got more favorable (and naughty) attention while with this hair people seem to want to chuckle and ignore me more.

And no immediate need for a real job thankfully.. I may try out for some commericals or something to make a few extra dollars.. most likely would have to get rid of the blue for that.

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Harrison Ford and Brendon Fraser are in town somewhere?

And perchance is this some kind of a zombie movie? Actually I think it’s a true story about some horrible disease.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, it's about a horrible disease

The movie doesn’t have a title yet. They filmed a couple of scenes around the corner from me and paid my driveway $100 to store chairs there. I had to fill out a W-9 on behalf of the driveway. The driveway is currently looking for an agent.

They really took over the neighborhood. It was kind of fun. I think Harrison Ford has had some work done.

by Corvid on May 24, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

You should ask Harrison in for coffee or something, I’ve heard he’s a down to earth kink of guy.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Seriously, I do usually read my lines before posting. hmmm…doesn’t sound too bad, e.g. "I’m a Macy’s kink of girl", or "I’m a football kink of guy". I don’t know, I’ll have think about it.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait till your driveway turns 18

(bides time patiently yet creepily)

Uncle Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 25, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides, I think it’s a good color.

When Seattle kills the Chargers this year you can file out of the stadium yelling GO HAWKS, and no one will be the wiser.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao!!!

well.. I like you so I’ll try to be nice about this..
     The Seahawks have 0% chance of beating the Chargers; I doubt they will even get the chance to play! There are no regular season games for these two. Maaaaaaaaaaybe the Seahawks can squeak past ‘zona or get a wildcard, but reaally doubtful. Meanwhile, the Chargers will own the AFC West (not a lot of competition there unless the Broncos can step up their D) and have at least a small shot of getting through the Pats/Colts/Steelers. Health is not usually our friend; we’ve been like the Rockets of the NFL recently.
     I’ll tell you this though.. if they play each other, it will be in the superbowl. If the friggin seahawks beat the chargers in the superbowl in 2010, I’ll be your slave for a week!!! This is how confident I am in this not happening.

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow…somewhere…someway,

the stars are aligning and the football gods are with me on this one.
I ate so much homemade ice cream I feel drunk, regardless, I’m driving to Seattle right now and sacrificing a cow under the goalposts. And I guess you haven’t heard, the Hawks are implementing a completely new unHolgrem type, two tight end offense that nobody has seen nor can stop. And when you’re my slave…you will be sporting a Seahawks jersey for the entire week….sort of.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh what box have i opened...

but i am a girl of my honor… if (eek.. when?) the seahawks beat the chargers in the 2010 superbowl, you will own me (and all my junk) for a week… i might even feel an obligation to offer a consolation prize if the seahawks win the superbowl period… the two tight end offense is a nice touch ;) i almost feel the need to root for the seahawks to take the NFC, because this whole thing only becomes very fun if the game actually happens.. that reminds me, it would be gentlemanly of you to offer a counter-bet if that game happens, and the Bolts fry the Hawks…

And when you’re my slave…you will be sporting a Seahawks jersey for the entire week….sort of.

 wow.. you definitely got me thinking about how to interpret that one… at least I know I look good in the color…

do you mean I will only sort of be in the jersey for the entire week? hmmm.. maybe better not to carry this thread further… there is a long time to wonder about what may be…

.-*

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa,
those security guards at QWest Field are feisty when you sneak a bull into the stadium.
SubservientlyYoursForOneWeek,

Not that it matters if I lose, but I usually only let my closest of friends call me by this name.

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by Blazer1342 on May 25, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

one downside is that it could be kind of cold out to only wear a jersey in the wintertime…

oh.. wait.. you actually didn’t say anything about only wearing a jersey.. nevermind..

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norsk?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IPSCAN

is a great tool

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong thread

sorry

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sam Cassell

Comes with a bunch of aliens & kills the zombies.

Offseason:
Trade For Mike Conley Jr
Sign Antonio McDyess & Othello Hunter
Draft Kevin Seraphin/Rodrigue Beaubois(Eurostash)

by TheGreatDane17 on May 24, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't a zombie killer have to be a non-zombie?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sam Cassell is an alien

not a zombie :)

Offseason:
Trade For Mike Conley Jr
Sign Antonio McDyess & Othello Hunter
Draft Kevin Seraphin/Rodrigue Beaubois(Eurostash)

by TheGreatDane17 on May 24, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True Good Point

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does the zombie virus work on aliens?

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Question

I have no clue.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It works on all carbon-based life forms, I believe

But I don’t have time right now to give you the link.

by Corvid on May 24, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you're right

I read it in The Economist.

(That’s how I win all real-life arguments… feign like I read it somewhere smart that I know they didn’t read).

Morty

by Mortimer on May 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gary Sinise is an alien

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Think Terminator movie – machine battling a machine

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And

the Highlander movies / series is the ultimate example of killing off one’s own kind.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There can only be one

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

johnv59's one sounds right

but I’m not sure

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 24, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm right I think

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norsk?

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

felt like i needed to return the favor

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-)

inside joke, sorry

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 25, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha indeed, I was right!

There can be only one.

From the official Highlander web site.

Norsktroll is superfluous.

by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Machine on Machine

The ultimate Zombie killing them all. A masochistic zombie….I like it!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo Hoo

We’re #5. The median house cost is bull pucky.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Imagine the house Greg Oden would be able to afford in Indianapolis.

His house is probably ginormous there!

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

360 K for median prices on Oahu?

That’s gotta be BS. Besides, it ain’t like living in Aiea, Pearl City, or anyplace like that is any different than living in, say, Santa Ana. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know it is

I used to live on Oahu.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best Zombie movie ever?

Sean of the Dead, hands down.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tokyo Zombie is my most recent favorite

Sean of the Dead is super swell and probably my favorite.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the scene

where they pass their friends in the alley, like characters, is classic

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sean of the Dead is the funniest, for sure...

But I like 28 Days Later. Although, technically, they are infected—not zombies, per se.

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She can keep hating as long as she got a body like that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does she even know what basketball is?

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it matter?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she only need

to know one thing….

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say she does LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Go figure.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

I think I’m allowed to since I’m a girl too! haha

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.. i had no idea..

well just between the two of us.. I seriously doubt ms. sterger knows much about basketball but she has actually gotten paid to talk on the subject.. mostly for getting famous as a football game ho…

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does Jennifer Love Hewitt's sister know about anything

What is she saying? Is it bad? I think Oden is innocent.

M.

by Mortimer on May 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe she knew what he did last summer with a party of five ?!?

I’m just a girl, standin in front of a computer, asking you to love her. :) No sense of humor, need not follow.

I think I officially hate her

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg oden steps into the suite. Grabs two beers. And then sprains his ankle. True to form
Greg Oden & Jared from Subway=Indy500’s Heidi & Spencer. EVERYWHERE! Me: U get injured tying your shoes & u used 2 b the fat kid. Highfive!

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares what Booby Job McHorseHead sez anyways!

I am going to boycott whatever it is she does.

M.

by Mortimer on May 25, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you implying?

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on May 25, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Kanaan had a short day

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suggested soundtrack lyrics
n the cool of the evening when ev’rything is gettin’ kind of groovy,
I call you up and ask you if you want to go and meet and see a movie,
First you say no, you’ve got some plans for the night,
And then you stop, and say, “All right.”
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

You always keep me guessin’, I never seem to know what you are thinkin’.
And if a fella looks at you, it’s for sure your little eye will be a-winkin’.
I get confused, ‘cause I don’t know where I stand,
And then you smile, and hold my hand.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Spooky!

If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playin’,
I’m gonna tell you all what my heart’s been a-dyin’ to be sayin’.
Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose… on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I only listen to oldies stations

That’s why I know it. LOL But, i’m 29 if that helps any.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 25, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need more practice on my Doh art

Man I got a lot of work to do. This kid is way better than I am with the Play-Doh.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does this look like a zombie Kevin Love?

I gotta work on the lips though.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yes LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bigger chin.

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom, you are gifted.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clean your nails dude

haha

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have a couple of spots of poop

on yer fingers

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will cut you

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(running for life)

“What did he say??”

“I don’t know but it was quite frightening”

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 25, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 25, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the junk drawer.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

StR is one big junk drawer

All our threads usually look like this. LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s what Bedge used to be like.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeh, it was too painful to actually talk serious about our 30 win team...now we have a 54 win team though and i want to shoot myself

because a lot of people take it too serious now.

You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.

by prezofdeath on May 25, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That does suck

People need to get over themselves.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 25, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then why don't you marry it?

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not again...

groan. LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because you're married to the JD already

:P

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I got a good excuse. My wife is still sleeping and I just got home from work.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There ya go

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check this out

news channel reacts to LeBron’s game winner. I love the guy in the very back jumping around.

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

that is great!!!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that,

when he first jumped, I thought like a car drove through the studio wall or something.

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by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was the original title for this JD

Norsktroll smells like mustard? Because that’s what the URL says in my address bar. Or maybe the Internets just know something I don’t…

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on May 24, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it’s one of Tom’s infamous secret messages.

Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."

by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea

it’s kind of funny

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he's a Euro

And every Euro I know wears the same sweater every day and eventually it gets a musky, mustardy smell.

It’s just nature.

Mortimero

by Mortimer on May 24, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

72% of Tom's JDs include secret messages

but stats never tell the whole story

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

here should be the "chain of events"

1. Kevin McHale forcing all his players to take a PED made with a virus, and during the next game the players all have a spectacular first half. Then at half time, they turn into zombies and when they return to the court, they play like the Timberwolves we are used to.

2. The zombies team up and take down McHale, ripping him to shreds in the process.

3. Przybilla guards the locker room and holds the zombies off for as long as he can while the rest of the players are boarding the plane. Pryzbilla survives and runs away (Alternate scene: Przybilla dies heroically).

4. The outbreak spreads from Minny, and finally hits Portland.

5. BEdgers retreat to the only place they know is safe, the Blazers practice facility.

6. The Blazers and BEdgers are able to survive in the practice facility, only leaving to go the grocery store to get food.

7. Scenes showing what the survivors do to amuse themselves: TiH on the roof shooting zombies (Need a scene showing how TiH got to Portland), epic 2 vs 2 tourney, etc.

8. The barricades are finally broken by an angry mob of zombified Laker fans.

9. Everyone retreats to Blazer One and they go to some island (Insert scene of someone sacrificing themselves?)

10. Concludes with everyone surviving on the island (Alternate ending: Island has tribal zombies, everyone dies).

Insert a scene where Bayless kills a gazillion zombies with his bare hands, and you got yourself a good zombie flick.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

i think your missing somethings

Travis needs to spend most of the movie doing dumb things (low zombie fighting IQ afterall), but then all of a sudden something will actually work, and the people will rejoice while shaking their heads slowly.

Brandon and Blake will refuse to shave until they escape the zombies, but it is mostly because they didn’t bring their razors when they were forced to escape.

Sergio could demand to be traded for not getting enough zombie fighting time; Nate could show a lack of confidence in Sergio keeping his composure.

To make it more realistic.. one Blazer may have to die. I suggest Channing Frye just because someone could try to incorporate a lame “I guess they wanted Fryes with that” line. Plus, it’d add to the emotional impact of the story. Or we could put Muffin in a starfleet ensign uniform and go the easy way.

I need to marry Rudy (oh wait, did I type that out loud?). What I meant to say is that after Rudy is unable to save his skank-er.. girlrfiend he starts looking through the BEdger chicks who are interested, but I beat the rest of them in a game of HORSE. We get married on the island and live happily ever after (in the alternate version, the catering staff for the wedding reception can turn out to be tribal zombies that start to devour everyone (after I get my kiss and first dance with rudy))

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

I was just putting in the sequence of events.

what we do with characters, who dies, awesome zombie fighting scenes, etc. needs to be talked about and added later.

maybe we can add a scene where Sophia gets mad that we are killing women zombies?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

as long as Sophia has a scene where she posts someone up..

seriously, after that JD of hers the other day, I think I had a dream where I was playing on one team and she was on the other. And I broke my defender’s ankles on a wicked crossover and got in for an easy layup. Next time down the court, I do it again but this time Sophia steps into the lane hard fouls me to the ground with enough force that I wake up sore.

it’s possibly not a dream and just a bored hallucination from an overactive imagination.. but that’d be great…

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norsk?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear

by johnv59 on May 24, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

twiggs is going to destroy you
I need to marry Rudy

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm aware of the competition

I may be little, but I don’t give up easy…

.-*

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t add much to that

but I think there needs to be a scene where Sheed and Damon and a few ex-blazers infiltrate Blazer1. Zombie Sheed is riding blazer1 like a bucking bronco ripping heads off bench players and throwing them thru the jet engines hoping for a stall, with one guy peering out the window seeing it all and no one believing his cockamamie story.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

top 15 weirdly specific animal blogs

http://www.heylookanimals.com/2009/05/top-15-weirdly-specific-animal-blogs.html

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow i was just searching for a pic and i found that game

pretty twisted

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this the end of zombie shakespeare?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on May 24, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LeBron with the Batum on Lee

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

by The Pirate on May 24, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thaat was naaaasty

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey pirate - off topic

I finally saw your reply in 5-22 JD.
Do you do any vertical training? I think I remember you can add 2 to 6 inches if you focus on this kind of training. Me turning to running didn’t do any of this kind of training; likewise long distant running doesn’t promote anything in the vertical direction. I always felt if given a couple more inches I could squeak a dunk in. So if you have time left try to get some of this work in.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oopps

after re-reading your comment you already answered my question. I still think you’re close. Put the work in, I think you can get there.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on May 24, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If someone wants to argue with me lookout

Youtube comment fight (rated ? probably has cussing)

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gortat has some potential from what I've seen

seems really fast for someone so big

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on May 24, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I have seen him before the NBA and didn't think "yeah, NBA rotation player". Must improve scouting skills.

Kelly Dwyer thinks some team will pay him at least the MLE. He and Big Baby can battle it out for “big man who converted a good playoff series into a too big contract” ;-)

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LetsBlaze, has Shav been told anything by the team?

is there a timeframe in which they have to decide whether to bring him back? If Shav signs somewhere else, or forbid, doesn’t get signed at all, are you out of here?

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

make a trade to make a trade....are you a broker?

Joel doesn’t get paid too much…Oden/Pryz fine as is….(poet laureate take notes) . . . just buy a damn point guard if you want one …. frankly just let bayless play and the rest will take care of itself.. :-)

I just want the driving job…

shmeless.baylessfanboy. what canI.tell.you. the.kid is .off the.hook.mad.baller.for.real.sorry.fatty.im.older.tan.u.andi.kno.my.ballerz.cuz.im.from.NYC2ukno.sowe’ll.see.cuz.my.boi.will.ball.here.or sumwhere!!!!! white fatty out

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on May 25, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

repost**4lost.words
shmeless.baylessfanboy. what canI.tell.you. the.kid is .off the.hook.mad.baller.for.real.sorry.fatty.im.older.tan.u.andi.kno.my.ballerz.cuz.im.from.NYC2ukno.sowe’ll.see.cuz.my.boi.will.ball.here.or sumwhere!!!!! white.fatty out

words.were.clipped.off.aplan.no.doubt.to.keep.the.real.ballerz.away

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on May 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i guess...seems too early to tell

I think Lee fell a lot more than he should have due to coming out of the Sun Belt.. and there is risk associated with drafting seniors from cinderella teams..

I also think Nic has a lot of time to develop into the MUCH bigger steal of the draft..

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I reeeeeally like Lee.

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe Mo Williams complained about Dwight Howard throwing bows

when last game he chucked the ball at Howard. Annoying.

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're hoping!!!

If UConn gets him, I’ll fire bomb them. (no i won’t please don’t arrest me for making a terrorist threat)

Take it to the Hole!!

by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst call all year

To foul out Howard,Lebron has been annointed from on high

by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How much you wanna bet that if that was LeBron that blocked that

there’s no foul called?

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldnt take the bet

My Mama didnt raise no fools

by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a good choice.

After the “foul” Dwight said “That’s bull!” to LeBron.

LeBron probably said “No way, Dwight. You were in my bubble. Automatic foul.”

"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

by Roybot on May 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That came out wrong

No way LBJ gets a foul on that,His hype is sacred

by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't mess it up now,

but there hasn’t been a new fanpost since 8am this morning. Awesome!

I love days when there’s only junk.

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 24, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Which one?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 25, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I owe you an apology for saying the Kings would get the #1 pick.

I’m sorry. I hope my prognostication didn’t raise your expectations. I was so sure…

by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Doesn’t bother me in the slightest. I knew what the possibilities for each pick anyway.

Also, miled, the Kings might get Rubio anyway. I’m not too concerned. The Kings have a shot at a talented player. It’s a better position they’ve had since 1991. I’m happy with that.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 25, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The refs in the Cavs Magic game

were a clear sign just how dangerous the zombie threat really is.

by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling Joey Crawford a zombie is just stating the obvious IMO

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 25, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love people who plan my time for me

Handyman calls: “We have an appointment tomorrow noon to fix the balcony”
Me: “Uh, no you don’t, you wanted to look at it today 8 am”
Handyman: “Yeah, but that would have been just to look at it. Tomorrow we want to repair it. Didn’t the home owner’s association tell you? Would you be there?”

Gaaaaaaah

by Norsktroll on May 24, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We just watched Children of Men...

haven’t seen it since ’06 (?) when it was released. What a kick-ass movie: great actors, great story, awesomely depressing vision of the near-future, amazing long camera shots. Very very good.

I can’t wait to see Drag Me to Hell. Comes out next week.

P.S. Zombies are cool

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I watched "Outpost" last night.

Indestructible superpowered Nazi zombie ghosts reincarnated by an experimental unified field device savagely kill and mutilate a team of mercenaries and a scientist hired to locate and bring back the device from a forgotten Nazi bunker. It was actually very creepy in a good way.

by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just got reminded of mutant league football/hockey

Those games were fun.

"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."

-LaughingJon

by appel82 on May 24, 2009 11:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really wanted James to win it all this year.

 But his two best players may hold him back.

Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.

by The Pirate on May 25, 2009 2:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Try Internet Explorer. Your system will crash frequently

and pick-up viruses and spyware like fleas, but you’ll be able to run anything.

by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boob Question

Does anyone know how heavy a 36 DD boob weighs? I think about six pounds because I compared one to a 5 lb sack of flour. My wife thinks less than 3 lbs because she compared one to a 3 lb walking weight, but she had a bra on at the time. I tried to convince her to go braless to Whole Foods and try out one of their scales and she wouldn’t do it.

I'm chubby because I'm full of love.

by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 8:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Put 'em on the Wii fit

It depends on how thick and filled-with-life the boobies are. Some big boobs are big but don’t got much in ’em.

Or fill her bra up with as much butter can fit in it, and weigh it. Problem solved.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 25, 2009 11:02 AM PDT<