5/24 Junk Drawer - Zombies
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 8:21 AM PDT
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PrintI did a search for zombie on Blazers Edge and found 303 comments, 3 FanPosts, and 1 FanShot. The posts really had nothing to do with zombies so I thought it was about time for a Zombie Junk Drawer.
Some of you may know that I'm an amateur film maker. A new concept I'm working on involves a zombie outbreak starting at a Minnesota Timberwolves game. I'd like to share a little with you folks as a sounding board and see if you folks have any fresh ideas.
I want to start the movie with Kevin McHale forcing all his players to take a PED made with a virus, and during the next game the players all have a spectacular first half. Then at half time, they turn into zombies and when they return to the court, they play like the Timberwolves we are used to.
I got some kinks I need to work out and wonder if I want the Blazers to be the opponent or some other team. Right now I'm leaning towards the Blazers. I think a fun way to kill zombies would be to have Oden throw basketballs at the zombie's head and make it explode.
Please discuss.
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There has to be a bad-guy-gets-what's-coming-to-him scene
where the T-zombies eat Kevin McHale to the cheers of the crowd.
Good Idea
I think I could have them all be sick at half time, wonder out onto the court and have them all start turning to zombies in the 3rd quarter. Then have McHale call a time out and have them gather around him, then they all devour him.
I like fluffy kittens.
Ok here is a lyric
I got Chills
They’re muliplyin’
and I’m losin control
My body’s…
…putrifin’
But eatin’ brains is ….
…satisfin’ (satisfin’….satisfin’)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh no! ...here comes a second verse
(female zombie …maybe one of the dancers or Mike Miller)
You better shape up
because I want to eat a man
an’ my heart is set on you
(McHale)
I better shape up
Because I understand
right now I’m hard to chew
(Chorus together)
You’re the one that I want
You are the one
Whoo whoo whoo Honey!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And the beat goes on, ba da dum da dum da dah.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
76 Wolves fans led the big parade
with 110 team employees close at hand
followed by rows and rows of the finest zombies
the cream of every good zombie film
76 Wolves fans caught the morning sun
With a 110 team employees right behind
There were more than a thousand zombies springing up like weeds
There were “Fire McHale” Signs of every shape and kind
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I don't know if this would be the final scene, but...
….the Blazer players could hold up a lock of KPs hair to hold the Zombies at bay (kinda like how a cross works against Vampires) ….but because of KP’s receding hairline there is only a limited amount and would only be given to a player he wants to keep anyway …like Brandon would get like 14 locks and Channing wouldn’t get any. It would be a “You be the GM” kinda thing….. only with Zombies
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, where is the best place in town to take refuge?
Costco? No windows, lots of food and toilet paper, but not many weapons…
BiMart? Very few windows, lots of food, toilet paper and guns…
Your Basement? Do you have a zombie-proof shelter already?
I like the whole team.
the PF
just lock the doors and shoot hoops for 3 months until all the zombies die.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 24, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
don't go to supermarkets
that’s where EVERYONE will go
I suggest an inner city school, no joke. The construction is solid (very little glass on the main level), you can barricade and close off areas with desks and tables, there is some food, but not enough to attract tons of people and there are books to keep you from losing your sanity when you’re locked up in there for weeks.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
no weapons though
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
you had better get weapons before you leave your house
or else it probably won’t matter where you are heading
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Not bad
there’s even shower facilities
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of players who play like Zombies...
BJ Mullens says in this video interview his game compares to Garnett, Nowitzki, Amare (“explosive” “triple-thread” “can play facing the basket or back to the basket”). ROFL. Try Araujo to Kaman with those skills & numbers (long list of weaknesses that made his coach wish he still had Oden as his center).
I don't know much about zombies
is this Kevin McHale?
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
by bow4meow on May 24, 2009 8:50 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
We need DNA testing cause that looks like McHale to me?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Here's my idea
The players start turning into zombies during the third quarter, and McHale senses something very bad is happening. As the first player turns to try and eat McHale (Craig Smith, obviously), McHale runs to the third row and puts Congresswoman Michelle Bachman (R-MN) into a headlock, and threatens to kill her if they come any closer. The zombies pause and gather around McHale and Bachman as the fans and opposing team all run for safety. Realizing Bachman is one of their own the zombies circle and moan for awhile, trying to decide what to do. Finally, lead zombie Mike Miller decides she’s not worth it, and the Minnesota Timberzombies descend on McHale and Bachman for some zombie grub.
Due to McHale’s quick thinking, however, the fans and opposing team were able to run to safety, leaving the zombies to eventually starve to death within a few days, making Kevin McHale the most unlikely of heroes in Minnesota.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
There is a lot of Travis hate over on Oregonlive although it's a piece by Dave about KP
http://blog.oregonlive.com/blazers/2009/05/blazers-you-be-the-gm-kevin-pritchard.html
“Craplaw”, “Doubtlaw”, “Dumblaw”. Uah, how funny. And some “Morans” – as one poster wrote so intelligently – even want to defend Oden over Durant. The nerve.
Not knowing how to spell moron is one of my favorite things about internet forums
Another is the phrase “Your a moron.”
I bet it's this guy.
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
I don't even
attempt to read the Oregonlive blog comments, it’s just garbage.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
it can only go up
it’s rock bottom
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Your Zombies
might a charge out of playing a WNBA team, the Detroit Shock. That might drain their juice.
Does Stop n Pop become a zombie?
or does he just become a human familiar (a non-zombie that sympathizes with the zombie cause)?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget Papa Glen
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
For the dialogue, maybe something from "Wrath of Kahn"
That is really popular there at the moment after not getting Penn and going with Kahn instead for the beloved zombie puppies.
Khan: [holds the dying Joachim] Joachim?
Joachim: Yours… is… superior… [dies]
Khan: I shall avenge you.
[Khan discovers the Enterprise and realizes it isn’t as badly damaged as he thought]
Khan: There she is! There she is! Ah… not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better!
Khan: [quoting from Melville’s Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
You need to "Blazer up" that dialog though
Khan: [holds the dying Mike Miller while stroking his head] Mike…what do you have in your hair…..bear grease?
Miller: Yours… is… superior… [dies]
Khan: I shall avenge you.
[Khan discovers the Blazer and realizes they as badly damaged as he thought]
Khan: There they are! There they are! Ah… not so wounded as we were led to believe. I thought you ate some of them?? Oh just Channing and Ruffin? So much the better!
Khan: [quoting from Melville’s Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee! (as Brandon sticks a spear thru his eye)
Something like that
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tom, regarding yesterday's list of movies that turn relationship roles on their head
…check out Hard Candy starring Ellen Page. Awesome movie. And creepy.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Cool I'll check it when I get off work
I’ve been busy but mostly just sitting on hold so I can still read BEdge.
I like fluffy kittens.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
so when i started reading your post
and you said the zombie outbreak started at a t-wolves game, i thought it would start with kevin mchale coming out of the closet as a zombie himself. this could be his point of decision to start eating bassy’s brains:
via sbnation
and that is where the fun begins…
I voted I'm indecisive about polls
Because I am.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Not quite
I’ll get back to you.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I for one
Am getting tired of all the hating and zombie bashing going on around here,its wrong to the point of being politically incorrect.whats next,a trade the zombies thread?
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions
Don't you have to explore all your options?
Isn’t that how you build a winning zombie?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yep that's Sabas
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love him
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
In a homoerotic way?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Nah
I get grossed out by hair. I just love him like the father I never had.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I AM YOUR FATHER, TOM!
I can confess that now, after years of therapy.
You did win the lottery, right?
Why don't you marry him?
haha
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
you need to work
Kevin Garnett into the story somehow – maybe as the long lost son who returns home to battle the zombies.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
forget this weak saus-these zombies are charmin soft,we need some real zombies,not these soft ones.book it.and all of your zombie fanboys r just hatin becuz i wont wave pom*poms for these soft zombies.those r just facts is differnt then fiction,talk to me when you have real zombies.these zombies are all goody2shoes choirboys who are overrated by this small market fanbase compared with the type of real zombies you will need to get things done.you fanboys can wine all u want but u r just to caught up in ur small market world * ur softie zombies.
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs
wow
that took me at least twice as much times to say much less than half of the meaningful content of that.. i would call that a success..
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
and now i can't write english!!
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Here's some zombies for ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt30RC4uvAs&feature=related
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever tried to write without spaces?
It’s much harder than you would think.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope
It’stoohardformeandIcan’treallydoitcuztheEnglishlanguageandproperconversatingskillrequiresIusespacelikevery5-10charactersorso.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
lol rec
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
by prezofdeath on May 24, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
fatty???
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
well i hoped for it to be obvious ;)
I’m glad everyone appreciated it! i haven’t gotten too many comments green’d yet!! woohoo!
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Go green
it’s good for the environment, blah blah blah.. :-)
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Norsk?
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
I couldn't be confused with Norsk...
just break out the metric system and my cover is blown!
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
well played.
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
by BlazersOrBust on May 24, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't stop laughing
i hate it when softie zombie fanboys get caught up in their small market world..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Do you want to take over my blog?
http://www.odenfanboys.blogspot.com/
you are better at it than me.i must be sharminsoft.i’ve ran out of ideas.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
that's funny
i gave a comment to it – it is sooo hard trying to type like that!!!
my rules to fatty:
1. u must say soft, real, fanboys, and “small town market” – “book it” is nice, too.
2. u must never follow any punctuation with a space
3. replace and with *
4. misspell random words
5. throw in a choirboys, charmin, goody2shoes for extra seasoning
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For an old school touch
Always claim the Houston Rockets will win the NBA Championship this year, becaue that’s an oft made prediction my one Master Fattermous Von Eldrich.
Mort.
ah yes the famous exile statement
I wish Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley would self-impose exile when they say something stupid that doesn’t come true… might just be lucky enough to never seem the again..
there are just sooo many nuances to fatty when you go historical… I’ve read tons of old posts in my short time here… and it just gets funnier and funnier..
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't the exile Oden based?
I think the actual year long exile was about Oden’s injury and the severity of it (Fatty thought it’d be nuthin’), unless there was a second exile about the Rockets…
I also think NBA on TNT hired Reggie Miller so all the dumb things everyone else says sounds smart.
Morty
Totally.
Chuckles correctly says the refs suck, and the-reggie-miller-leg-kick says it’s just confusion over flagrant fouls that they are struggling with.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Reggie Miller - making bad analysts look smarter since 2007
Yea. I’ll take your word for it. I’ve tried to catch up on two+ years of amusing backstory around here but i could easily have mixed those posts up.
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yea.. and boooooo Bruins!!
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
pure genius.wishi had thot of it erlier*don it myself *sileneced fanboy haters
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
You’re always calling our Zombies soft…
Listen up, we’re gonna do the Thrilla, in Manilla, gonna bill it, can you fill it.
Are there any Zombies you like on are team?
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
The Vanilla Orangutan is coming.
Joel Freeland…. to be continued…..
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Otherwise known as
“the Tang”
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
lol
hey u no i just call it like i see it.if u zombiefanboys can’t take it. :)
the Thrilla, in Manilla, gonna bill it, can you fill it.
That’s cool.. reminds me of one of my favorite quotes by a famous person ever..
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. – Chisholm & Ali
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for not quoting
the "on (are) team", butt hey.wat do u. care
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
butt hey is for butt horses
are house in the middle of are street
butt of course i care just not about some choirboy goody2shoe zombies that arent even real ballers!!!
nor about people who wanna give me a hard time for a my new hairdo.. some dufus at a store snickered at me (and no i don’t mean patrick chewing)..
so does it look good? .-*
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Come here and say that we don’t have some Zomballers.
As for the question, it could pass for Seahawks.
But I’m going to take a guess (and yes I did cheat), is it San Diego?
This is a good reason for Dave to put polls in the Fanshots. You could ask Bedge with a poll.
It sounds like your asking seriously? I’m totally Ok with it, but really hate what I’m going to say next. If you were looking for a serious job (not something to get you by), I would lose it. Then after you’re hired and everybody knows you, do what you want. I’ve seen people do this with success. Otherwise forget everyone else, and be yourself.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Zomballers!! that's a great term!!
And yes.. the hair is SD-influenced.. I was just down there visiting, and my friend thought I should go black to blonde. I was cool with that but then my other friend (bolthead) said that if I could paint my nails for the Blazers (who I’ve only recently
became a fan of) then surely I could dye my hair for the sake of the Chargers. Besides.. I usually look great in powder blue!!
But sometimes, like this one incident today, I get these looks. I’m not too self-conscious, but I started wondering if the whole thing just made me look silly. Maybe most importantly.. when I dressed up with black hair I got more favorable (and naughty) attention while with this hair people seem to want to chuckle and ignore me more.
And no immediate need for a real job thankfully.. I may try out for some commericals or something to make a few extra dollars.. most likely would have to get rid of the blue for that.
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Harrison Ford and Brendon Fraser are in town somewhere?
And perchance is this some kind of a zombie movie? Actually I think it’s a true story about some horrible disease.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Ya, it's about a horrible disease
The movie doesn’t have a title yet. They filmed a couple of scenes around the corner from me and paid my driveway $100 to store chairs there. I had to fill out a W-9 on behalf of the driveway. The driveway is currently looking for an agent.
They really took over the neighborhood. It was kind of fun. I think Harrison Ford has had some work done.
Cool
You should ask Harrison in for coffee or something, I’ve heard he’s a down to earth kink of guy.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
LOL
Seriously, I do usually read my lines before posting. hmmm…doesn’t sound too bad, e.g. "I’m a Macy’s kink of girl", or "I’m a football kink of guy". I don’t know, I’ll have think about it.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Besides, I think it’s a good color.
When Seattle kills the Chargers this year you can file out of the stadium yelling GO HAWKS, and no one will be the wiser.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
lmao!!!
well.. I like you so I’ll try to be nice about this..
The Seahawks have 0% chance of beating the Chargers; I doubt they will even get the chance to play! There are no regular season games for these two. Maaaaaaaaaaybe the Seahawks can squeak past ‘zona or get a wildcard, but reaally doubtful. Meanwhile, the Chargers will own the AFC West (not a lot of competition there unless the Broncos can step up their D) and have at least a small shot of getting through the Pats/Colts/Steelers. Health is not usually our friend; we’ve been like the Rockets of the NFL recently.
I’ll tell you this though.. if they play each other, it will be in the superbowl. If the friggin seahawks beat the chargers in the superbowl in 2010, I’ll be your slave for a week!!! This is how confident I am in this not happening.
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow…somewhere…someway,
the stars are aligning and the football gods are with me on this one.
I ate so much homemade ice cream I feel drunk, regardless, I’m driving to Seattle right now and sacrificing a cow under the goalposts. And I guess you haven’t heard, the Hawks are implementing a completely new unHolgrem type, two tight end offense that nobody has seen nor can stop. And when you’re my slave…you will be sporting a Seahawks jersey for the entire week….sort of.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
oh what box have i opened...
but i am a girl of my honor… if (eek.. when?) the seahawks beat the chargers in the 2010 superbowl, you will own me (and all my junk) for a week… i might even feel an obligation to offer a consolation prize if the seahawks win the superbowl period… the two tight end offense is a nice touch ;) i almost feel the need to root for the seahawks to take the NFC, because this whole thing only becomes very fun if the game actually happens.. that reminds me, it would be gentlemanly of you to offer a counter-bet if that game happens, and the Bolts fry the Hawks…
And when you’re my slave…you will be sporting a Seahawks jersey for the entire week….sort of.
wow.. you definitely got me thinking about how to interpret that one… at least I know I look good in the color…
do you mean I will only sort of be in the jersey for the entire week? hmmm.. maybe better not to carry this thread further… there is a long time to wonder about what may be…
.-*
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa,
those security guards at QWest Field are feisty when you sneak a bull into the stadium.
SubservientlyYoursForOneWeek,
Not that it matters if I lose, but I usually only let my closest of friends call me by this name.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
one downside is that it could be kind of cold out to only wear a jersey in the wintertime…
oh.. wait.. you actually didn’t say anything about only wearing a jersey.. nevermind..
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Norsk?
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
IPSCAN
is a great tool
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
wrong thread
sorry
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Sam Cassell
Comes with a bunch of aliens & kills the zombies.
Offseason:
Trade For Mike Conley Jr
Sign Antonio McDyess & Othello Hunter
Draft Kevin Seraphin/Rodrigue Beaubois(Eurostash)
by TheGreatDane17 on May 24, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Doesn't a zombie killer have to be a non-zombie?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Sam Cassell is an alien
not a zombie :)
Offseason:
Trade For Mike Conley Jr
Sign Antonio McDyess & Othello Hunter
Draft Kevin Seraphin/Rodrigue Beaubois(Eurostash)
by TheGreatDane17 on May 24, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
True Good Point
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Does the zombie virus work on aliens?
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Good Question
I have no clue.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It works on all carbon-based life forms, I believe
But I don’t have time right now to give you the link.
No, you're right
I read it in The Economist.
(That’s how I win all real-life arguments… feign like I read it somewhere smart that I know they didn’t read).
Morty
Gary Sinise is an alien
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
or the Blade series...
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
And
the Highlander movies / series is the ultimate example of killing off one’s own kind.
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
I'm right I think
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
?
?
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
sorry
felt like i needed to return the favor
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
:-)
inside joke, sorry
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
all good, johnny v
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 25, 2009 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Machine on Machine
The ultimate Zombie killing them all. A masochistic zombie….I like it!
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Imagine the house Greg Oden would be able to afford in Indianapolis.
His house is probably ginormous there!
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
360 K for median prices on Oahu?
That’s gotta be BS. Besides, it ain’t like living in Aiea, Pearl City, or anyplace like that is any different than living in, say, Santa Ana. LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I have lived on Maui and still spend time there
Trust me on this one,its BS
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it is
I used to live on Oahu.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Tokyo Zombie is my most recent favorite
Sean of the Dead is super swell and probably my favorite.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Sean of the Dead is the funniest, for sure...
But I like 28 Days Later. Although, technically, they are infected—not zombies, per se.
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
She can keep hating as long as she got a body like that
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Does she even know what basketball is?
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
Does it matter?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
she only need
to know one thing….
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
I think it's safe to say she does LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I think she's at the race and she said GO sprained his ankle grabbing 2 beers
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Go figure.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
don't judge - lots of pretty girls know things about basketball
and uuugggghhhh to all of you!
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok
I think I’m allowed to since I’m a girl too! haha
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
wow.. i had no idea..
well just between the two of us.. I seriously doubt ms. sterger knows much about basketball but she has actually gotten paid to talk on the subject.. mostly for getting famous as a football game ho…
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What does Jennifer Love Hewitt's sister know about anything
What is she saying? Is it bad? I think Oden is innocent.
M.
maybe she knew what he did last summer with a party of five ?!?
I’m just a girl, standin in front of a computer, asking you to love her. :) No sense of humor, need not follow.
I think I officially hate her
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Greg oden steps into the suite. Grabs two beers. And then sprains his ankle. True to form
Greg Oden & Jared from Subway=Indy500’s Heidi & Spencer. EVERYWHERE! Me: U get injured tying your shoes & u used 2 b the fat kid. Highfive!
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
Suggested soundtrack lyrics
n the cool of the evening when ev’rything is gettin’ kind of groovy,
I call you up and ask you if you want to go and meet and see a movie,
First you say no, you’ve got some plans for the night,
And then you stop, and say, “All right.”
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
You always keep me guessin’, I never seem to know what you are thinkin’.
And if a fella looks at you, it’s for sure your little eye will be a-winkin’.
I get confused, ‘cause I don’t know where I stand,
And then you smile, and hold my hand.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Spooky!
If you decide someday to stop this little game that you are playin’,
I’m gonna tell you all what my heart’s been a-dyin’ to be sayin’.
Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose… on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That's a great song, but you must be as old as I am to know it.
Am I right? How many of you under-40s know that song?
I only listen to oldies stations
That’s why I know it. LOL But, i’m 29 if that helps any.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I need more practice on my Doh art
Man I got a lot of work to do. This kid is way better than I am with the Play-Doh.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
Does this look like a zombie Kevin Love?
I gotta work on the lips though.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Bigger chin.
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
Tom, you are gifted.
Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."
by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
clean your nails dude
haha
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
You have a couple of spots of poop
on yer fingers
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 24, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It sounds more menacing in spanish:
Te corto tu cara!
by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
(running for life)
“What did he say??”
“I don’t know but it was quite frightening”
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 25, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the junk drawer.
Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."
StR is one big junk drawer
All our threads usually look like this. LOL
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It’s what Bedge used to be like.
Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."
by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yeh, it was too painful to actually talk serious about our 30 win team...now we have a 54 win team though and i want to shoot myself
because a lot of people take it too serious now.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
That does suck
People need to get over themselves.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Then why don't you marry it?
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
not again...
groan. LOL
Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.
Best draft of all time: "1942, right after Pearl Harbor….everyone got drafted" ... 92wastheyear
Because you're married to the JD already
:P
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah
I got a good excuse. My wife is still sleeping and I just got home from work.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 24, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There ya go
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
news channel reacts to LeBron’s game winner. I love the guy in the very back jumping around.
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
I saw that,
when he first jumped, I thought like a car drove through the studio wall or something.
GO
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
was the original title for this JD
Norsktroll smells like mustard? Because that’s what the URL says in my address bar. Or maybe the Internets just know something I don’t…
The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.
it’s one of Tom’s infamous secret messages.
Fearthesword.com: "There is no doubt that the long layoff, combined with the ease of the first two rounds had the Cavaliers a bit tired in the 4th quarter."
by Cablinasian on May 24, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
haha--I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it...
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he's a Euro
And every Euro I know wears the same sweater every day and eventually it gets a musky, mustardy smell.
It’s just nature.
Mortimero
72% of Tom's JDs include secret messages
but stats never tell the whole story
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
here should be the "chain of events"
1. Kevin McHale forcing all his players to take a PED made with a virus, and during the next game the players all have a spectacular first half. Then at half time, they turn into zombies and when they return to the court, they play like the Timberwolves we are used to.
2. The zombies team up and take down McHale, ripping him to shreds in the process.
3. Przybilla guards the locker room and holds the zombies off for as long as he can while the rest of the players are boarding the plane. Pryzbilla survives and runs away (Alternate scene: Przybilla dies heroically).
4. The outbreak spreads from Minny, and finally hits Portland.
5. BEdgers retreat to the only place they know is safe, the Blazers practice facility.
6. The Blazers and BEdgers are able to survive in the practice facility, only leaving to go the grocery store to get food.
7. Scenes showing what the survivors do to amuse themselves: TiH on the roof shooting zombies (Need a scene showing how TiH got to Portland), epic 2 vs 2 tourney, etc.
8. The barricades are finally broken by an angry mob of zombified Laker fans.
9. Everyone retreats to Blazer One and they go to some island (Insert scene of someone sacrificing themselves?)
10. Concludes with everyone surviving on the island (Alternate ending: Island has tribal zombies, everyone dies).
Insert a scene where Bayless kills a gazillion zombies with his bare hands, and you got yourself a good zombie flick.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 24, 2009 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i think your missing somethings
Travis needs to spend most of the movie doing dumb things (low zombie fighting IQ afterall), but then all of a sudden something will actually work, and the people will rejoice while shaking their heads slowly.
Brandon and Blake will refuse to shave until they escape the zombies, but it is mostly because they didn’t bring their razors when they were forced to escape.
Sergio could demand to be traded for not getting enough zombie fighting time; Nate could show a lack of confidence in Sergio keeping his composure.
To make it more realistic.. one Blazer may have to die. I suggest Channing Frye just because someone could try to incorporate a lame “I guess they wanted Fryes with that” line. Plus, it’d add to the emotional impact of the story. Or we could put Muffin in a starfleet ensign uniform and go the easy way.
I need to marry Rudy (oh wait, did I type that out loud?). What I meant to say is that after Rudy is unable to save his skank-er.. girlrfiend he starts looking through the BEdger chicks who are interested, but I beat the rest of them in a game of HORSE. We get married on the island and live happily ever after (in the alternate version, the catering staff for the wedding reception can turn out to be tribal zombies that start to devour everyone (after I get my kiss and first dance with rudy))
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
right
I was just putting in the sequence of events.
what we do with characters, who dies, awesome zombie fighting scenes, etc. needs to be talked about and added later.
maybe we can add a scene where Sophia gets mad that we are killing women zombies?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
makes sense
as long as Sophia has a scene where she posts someone up..
seriously, after that JD of hers the other day, I think I had a dream where I was playing on one team and she was on the other. And I broke my defender’s ankles on a wicked crossover and got in for an easy layup. Next time down the court, I do it again but this time Sophia steps into the lane hard fouls me to the ground with enough force that I wake up sore.
it’s possibly not a dream and just a bored hallucination from an overactive imagination.. but that’d be great…
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
twiggs is going to destroy you
I need to marry Rudy
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I'm aware of the competition
I may be little, but I don’t give up easy…
.-*
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t add much to that
but I think there needs to be a scene where Sheed and Damon and a few ex-blazers infiltrate Blazer1. Zombie Sheed is riding blazer1 like a bucking bronco ripping heads off bench players and throwing them thru the jet engines hoping for a stall, with one guy peering out the window seeing it all and no one believing his cockamamie story.
GO
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
top 15 weirdly specific animal blogs
http://www.heylookanimals.com/2009/05/top-15-weirdly-specific-animal-blogs.html
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
this JD makes me wanna play
Nazi Zombies….
by One Team to Rule Them All on May 24, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
I love when there is a zombie attack in springfield on a halloween simpsons, and homer shoots flanders, BART: "Dad you just killed the zombie flanders!.." HOMER: "...he was a zombie?"
http://www.flashrolls.com/shooting-games/Homer-The-Flanders-Killer-3-Flash-Game.htm
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
wow i was just searching for a pic and i found that game
pretty twisted
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
thaat was naaaasty
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Hey pirate - off topic
I finally saw your reply in 5-22 JD.
Do you do any vertical training? I think I remember you can add 2 to 6 inches if you focus on this kind of training. Me turning to running didn’t do any of this kind of training; likewise long distant running doesn’t promote anything in the vertical direction. I always felt if given a couple more inches I could squeak a dunk in. So if you have time left try to get some of this work in.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Oopps
after re-reading your comment you already answered my question. I still think you’re close. Put the work in, I think you can get there.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
If someone wants to argue with me lookout
Youtube comment fight (rated ? probably has cussing)
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
Gortat has some potential from what I've seen
seems really fast for someone so big
""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden
I guess I have seen him before the NBA and didn't think "yeah, NBA rotation player". Must improve scouting skills.
Kelly Dwyer thinks some team will pay him at least the MLE. He and Big Baby can battle it out for “big man who converted a good playoff series into a too big contract” ;-)
LetsBlaze, has Shav been told anything by the team?
is there a timeframe in which they have to decide whether to bring him back? If Shav signs somewhere else, or forbid, doesn’t get signed at all, are you out of here?
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Mhm, maybe KP should find a way to get Gortat or at least make an offer that the Magic have to match > MLE
Then we could gasp use Joel as a trading chip for a PG.
make a trade to make a trade....are you a broker?
Joel doesn’t get paid too much…Oden/Pryz fine as is….(poet laureate take notes) . . . just buy a damn point guard if you want one …. frankly just let bayless play and the rest will take care of itself.. :-)
I just want the driving job…
shmeless.baylessfanboy. what canI.tell.you. the.kid is .off the.hook.mad.baller.for.real.sorry.fatty.im.older.tan.u.andi.kno.my.ballerz.cuz.im.from.NYC2ukno.sowe’ll.see.cuz.my.boi.will.ball.here.or sumwhere!!!!! white fatty out
""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden
repost**4lost.words
shmeless.baylessfanboy. what canI.tell.you. the.kid is .off the.hook.mad.baller.for.real.sorry.fatty.im.older.tan.u.andi.kno.my.ballerz.cuz.im.from.NYC2ukno.sowe’ll.see.cuz.my.boi.will.ball.here.or sumwhere!!!!! white.fatty out
words.were.clipped.off.aplan.no.doubt.to.keep.the.real.ballerz.away
""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden
by LetsBlaze on May 25, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i guess...seems too early to tell
I think Lee fell a lot more than he should have due to coming out of the Sun Belt.. and there is risk associated with drafting seniors from cinderella teams..
I also think Nic has a lot of time to develop into the MUCH bigger steal of the draft..
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I reeeeeally like Lee.
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
I can't believe Mo Williams complained about Dwight Howard throwing bows
when last game he chucked the ball at Howard. Annoying.
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
polls are fun
we should have more
by One Team to Rule Them All on May 24, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
anyone know when HSers have to declare for college?
I must know about Fab Melo!!!
Take it to the Hole!!
we're hoping!!!
If UConn gets him, I’ll fire bomb them. (no i won’t please don’t arrest me for making a terrorist threat)
Take it to the Hole!!
by galacticlove on May 24, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst call all year
To foul out Howard,Lebron has been annointed from on high
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
How much you wanna bet that if that was LeBron that blocked that
there’s no foul called?
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
Wouldnt take the bet
My Mama didnt raise no fools
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably a good choice.
After the “foul” Dwight said “That’s bull!” to LeBron.
LeBron probably said “No way, Dwight. You were in my bubble. Automatic foul.”
"What is the Soup Du Jour?"
"It's the Soup of the Day."
"Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
That came out wrong
No way LBJ gets a foul on that,His hype is sacred
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't mess it up now,
but there hasn’t been a new fanpost since 8am this morning. Awesome!
I love days when there’s only junk.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
this is what I do when i'm bored...
by One Team to Rule Them All on May 24, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Which one?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Hey, I owe you an apology for saying the Kings would get the #1 pick.
I’m sorry. I hope my prognostication didn’t raise your expectations. I was so sure…
by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Doesn’t bother me in the slightest. I knew what the possibilities for each pick anyway.
Also, miled, the Kings might get Rubio anyway. I’m not too concerned. The Kings have a shot at a talented player. It’s a better position they’ve had since 1991. I’m happy with that.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
The refs in the Cavs Magic game
were a clear sign just how dangerous the zombie threat really is.
by southern oregon on May 24, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Calling Joey Crawford a zombie is just stating the obvious IMO
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I love people who plan my time for me
Handyman calls: “We have an appointment tomorrow noon to fix the balcony”
Me: “Uh, no you don’t, you wanted to look at it today 8 am”
Handyman: “Yeah, but that would have been just to look at it. Tomorrow we want to repair it. Didn’t the home owner’s association tell you? Would you be there?”
Gaaaaaaah
sounds like the cable company here.
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 24, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We just watched Children of Men...
haven’t seen it since ’06 (?) when it was released. What a kick-ass movie: great actors, great story, awesomely depressing vision of the near-future, amazing long camera shots. Very very good.
I can’t wait to see Drag Me to Hell. Comes out next week.
P.S. Zombies are cool
I like the whole team.
I watched "Outpost" last night.
Indestructible superpowered Nazi zombie ghosts reincarnated by an experimental unified field device savagely kill and mutilate a team of mercenaries and a scientist hired to locate and bring back the device from a forgotten Nazi bunker. It was actually very creepy in a good way.
by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't heard of that--I'll have to check that out. thx
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 25, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got reminded of mutant league football/hockey
Those games were fun.
"The problem with tweeners is that sometimes they’re exactly what you need to plug the hole and sometimes they are the hole."
-LaughingJon
I really wanted James to win it all this year.
But his two best players may hold him back.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Try Internet Explorer. Your system will crash frequently
and pick-up viruses and spyware like fleas, but you’ll be able to run anything.
by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Boob Question
Does anyone know how heavy a 36 DD boob weighs? I think about six pounds because I compared one to a 5 lb sack of flour. My wife thinks less than 3 lbs because she compared one to a 3 lb walking weight, but she had a bra on at the time. I tried to convince her to go braless to Whole Foods and try out one of their scales and she wouldn’t do it.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
Put 'em on the Wii fit
It depends on how thick and filled-with-life the boobies are. Some big boobs are big but don’t got much in ’em.
Or fill her bra up with as much butter can fit in it, and weigh it. Problem solved.
Mortimer
Stop baiting galacticlove, you overage versions of Beavis and Butthead.
BTW, which one of you is which?
by MiledAnimal on May 25, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He does
Stan Van Gundy looks like Fisher ….if FIsher first ate Jeff Van Gundy
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 25, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
on what topic?
Yard Work?….BBQs? About the article I read recently linking the handling of Play D’oh and impotence? What would you suggest?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 25, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Ask why folks are in front of their computer on a holiday
When I lived in Oregon, this was the day to come back from camping in two days of rain. I’m at work now and my wife works today, that’s my excuse.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
I practiced with the frisbe team again
And felt pretty good about my game and the children sassing me about inchs of vertical.Going to play some lawn VB this summer and maybe ringer for an ultimate team,for a guy who couldnt walk 100 meters 8 years ago and is over 60 it feels good to be able to say that.
by southern oregon on May 25, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
I’ve always wanted to exercise.
Te corto tu cara!
by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Or
You can ask folks what their screen name would be if they had to come up with a new one.
I wish my name was odenfanboy or oden.fanboy, or ballzach.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
I did a practice video
This crap takes forever. I used my scrap play-doh and was trying to work out the kinks. Camera placement is huge, so is trying to add sound to a .5 second clip. I think I need to do more rough drafts and only 5 players per team. I used coffee sticks to try to get the zombie to stand up. They didn’t work.
I'm chubby because I'm full of love.
by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Air Supply was brilliant.
I like the whole team.
by RenoBlazerFan on May 25, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm stunned.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Would forming the figures around something like pipe cleaners work?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Probably
I was at work and I could only fine 2 paper clips.
Te corto tu cara!
by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That dumb thing took about 6 hours to make
I think I’m going to shoot for a 5 minutes video for the first one. It’s going to take me more than a week to make.
Te corto tu cara!
by tominhawaii on May 26, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
that was beautiful. the thing at the end with hte two balls was actually pretty cool.
You and I will share all that we know--so close your eyes and just let yourself go.
Yeah I zoomed through and didn't see it
I just had to put it here. I’m so proud my neighbor got over 10 million views on YouTube!
The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.
Nice Did you see this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-K4NGo2HE
Te corto tu cara!
by tominhawaii on May 25, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm game to watch any zombie movie as long as it has the staple scene of any great zombie
which is a victim getting ripped open and his guts getting eaten.
Real zombies go for the brains first
And worry about the guts later
by southern oregon on May 25, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Who will be the last zombie standing?
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
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