It's an hour after the Blazers season is ended by the Houston Rockets. Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge (along with the rest of the Portland Trailblazer roster) somehow managed to hide out from media, security, the custodial crew, and the Houston Rockets Care Bear. 

(or whatever it is)

Steve Blake has thrown over the entire first row of chairs, and is vigorously starting on the second when Brandon and LaMarcus begin to bicker at center court. Soon enough, they are picking sides:

It's an old school 5th grade pick-off.

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My Picks:

1. Roy: Greg Oden
2. LMA: Joel Przybilla
3. Roy: Travis Outlaw
4. LMA: Rudy Fernandez
5. Roy: Steve Blake
6. LMA: Sergio Rodriguez
7. Roy: Nicolas Batum
8. LMA: Jerryd Bayless
9. Roy: Channing Frye
10. LMA: Shavlik Randolph
11. Roy: Michael Ruffin

Winner:

Roy over Aldridge, 23-21.

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What do you say?