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5/15/2009 JD- History of the Mohawk

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The Houston Rockets have inspired me to write of the history of the Mohawk.

In America.. the popularized version of the Mohawk started with :

 

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via www.freewebs.com

....The Mohawk Tribe get their name from Mohowa or  "man eaters" . They were around untill the Dutch and French  showed up .. and well the rest is American History 101.

 

The Clonycavan Man, a 2000-year-old male bog body found near Dublin, Ireland, was found to be wearing a Mohawk, held together with plant oil and pine resin imported from southwestern France or Spain.[1] The Mohawk, which can also be known as "Moonhawk" in some countries, is often thought to have been worn by the Mahican and Mohawk tribes, but the name may be a misnomer; it is believed that the Wyandot were the first Native American tribe to wear the hairstyle, but early French explorers mistook them for the Mohawk tribe[citation needed]. Many other accounts of Native American cultures however claim that 'In times of war, Mohawk men shaved their heads except for a scalplock or a crest down the center of their head—the hairstyle known as a roach or a "Mohawk." [2] During World War II, members of the Allied Airborne soldiers (specifically the 101st Airborne Division - the "Screaming Eagles") shaved their hair into Mohawks.[3]

 

(wikipedia.com)

 

Punk 'movement' in the 1980's popularized this hairstyle and today several renditions of the original due are the fauxhawk and eurohawk (lol).

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  Vonwafter_medium

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oh and  i want to put a pic of my son's hair cut in here.. this is his baseball number ..... this HAS to be some sort of punishment..

 

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I’d like to say that I currently sport the mohawk (faux hawk really) but tomorrow I’m getting a haircut and it’s going the way of the Dodo

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 10:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pic of Dodo?

I have really long hair… that i often wear in the one-side flip 80’s style :)

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try this again

I have the crazy eyes in this picture

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good god. Is the world ready for two Artests on one team? Does Morey want to kill Stern and succeed him?

http://twitter.com/DanielArtest51/status/1799180933

I’ll be balln on the NBA Summer League Rockets team. God is good. All this stressn. Now my foot is in the door. Let’s get it!!

Tip of the hat to Ridiculous Upside

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my fave is the mul-hawk

i visited my in-laws in no-cal and one of their neighbors kids was a hawk short in the front and got longer as it went to the back. and the best part was the kid had natural flaming orange hair. first time the kid came in to the room I snorted trying to stifle a laugh.

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao the "mul hawk"

smh

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, that's just art right there

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In England they call it a "Mohican"

I’m not sure what they call it elsewhere.

I had a mohawk before, several years ago, when I had a meeting about a project I didn’t think I would hired for, but I wanted to stand out. So, I shaved myself a mohawk and dyed it green. Nothing came of it, but I don’t think it hurt anything.

There’s no pictures of it, so it’s like it never happened.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 10:26 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What kind of project hires green mohawks even in La :)

P.S.: Did you see my Twitter that Burger King stole your concept of wearing a headband to a wedding for their new commercial? Sue them!

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can any historry of the Mohawk

be complete without mentioning the immortal Mr. T?

First name’s mister. Middle name is that little period. Last name—-T.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

quite an omission

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I pity the fool

that omits Mr. T.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, I should probably be lashed

for quoting Mr. T. from his guest spot on Silver Spoons

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a night elf mohawk, foo!

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#25! your boy that is

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BlazerFan1's boy is #88

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bf1's MAN is #88

my boy is #25 ;)

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is your boy bad on defense :)

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's his BBIQ?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im making sure he never turns into a high volume jump shooter and is a lock down defender because

he has a longer than average wingspan for a 4 year old and he can jump really high.

He is also tall. I think he’ll probably be about 6’5 or 6’6 so he’s prime SG material in this sense.

What i am doing to prepare him for the 5-6 year old YMCA league in the winter is practicing his lateral moves on the perimeter and his quickness along the baseline. This will enable him to block every shot and get every rebound :)

I think we can go to the championship next season.

:)

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for your own sanity, don't coach 5-6 year olds

the games are fun because the kids are having fun, but invariably one will just pick up the ball and run around the court with it, playing keep-away, and eventually the game will just devolve into a rugby scrum where you are following a massed group of children around the court. The ball pops out toward the hoop, occasionally.

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A team full of Sergios?

Cool!

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sergio dribbles - five yearkins are the original crab dribblers

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the games are fun because the kids are having fun, but invariably one will just pick up the ball and run around the court with it,

Really? I’m kinda looking forward to coaching a team like that. Sounds like fun.

by Timmay! on May 15, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is the poor court vision that worries me

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO thanks for the advice

I have tons of cousins that I’ve watched for years (im so old at 23 obviously)

In all seriousness, I’m trying to get this CYO team to let me coach.. and then enter these girls into the boys league :)

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no you are doing it all wrong

teach him how to score first, that’s what will get him into the starting lineup. show him some tape of B Roy lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats not how BATUM got into the starting lineup

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but they don't care about defense in middle school and high school

show him tape of Roy first, make sure he gets that pull up jumper down, and then show him some tape of Batum.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY SHOULD

MY SON WILL REVOLUTIONALIZE THE AAU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

i’m only half joking

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"oh jeez"

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q-Bee

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q Tip

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think

Waiting for the starter to get a stress fracture is a solid career plan

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he strait jacked the starting spot from travis

duh

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your kid grabs 10 rebounds in a YMCA game this year

I’ll get a faux hawk

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on May 15, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and 1

i’ll do it to if he grabs 10 boards in a game.

i’ll make it a pink hawk if he nabs a double double

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, are you going to break some kid's foot?

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."

by GonzoFan on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

reminds me of those insane beer drinking dads at little league baseball games that start brawls.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um, 20 comments and 1 rec??

step your game up guys! SHEESH!

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 10:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flag.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, rec

But just because I’m a nice guy.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably true.

I should demand beer in exchange for my rec. But too late now…

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop rec'ing me...

it’s obvious you just think im cute..

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I think my wife is cuter.

So there. :)

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sure your wife is totally cute

i was poking fun at how self absorbed i am and how i think every commenter only responds to me b/c of how i look…
lmao

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, if commenters responded to me because of how I looked

they would probably hunt me down and beat me with 2×4s. Like I now want to do to tominhawaii, after that horrible picture of his pasty-white gut a few days back.

:)

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking of doing that too

except dave would freak… lmao

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doing which?

Beating tom with a 2×4, or posting a photo of yourself in such pose?

I’d flip a coin…

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither tom nor dave would really care if i tried to beat tih w/ a 2x4

the thread would be immediatly deleted and dave/ben would delete my account right there if i posted a pic posing in a bathing suit.. just like tom did.

so sExIsT.. i should do that just to prove a point.. HMMM

lmao

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this a challenge?

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2315464874

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok well i can never back down from a challenge

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Funny

I remember you giving MB crap for fake tan.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 15, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

as i love to say

“all humans are hypocrites”

so yeah .. i spray tan DONT JUDGE ME

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good lord

when did you change your name to Helle?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

since I gained 100 lbs in solid muscle

some how i didn’t think the name “sophia” fit well with that body

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I betchoo a million bucks it would be not deleted

It would be revered and studied for centuries like the Shroud of Turin.

Why would it be banned? Just make it on topic, a Babes for Blazers Bikini contest or sumthin’.

When I post wedding pics, will I be banned? It’s the same thing.

M.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it would be "motivational" material

let the blazers know what kind of fans are rooting for them

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where you and your wife wearing bathing suits

?? was your wedding like the “blue lagoon” wedding where all you wore was scraps of strategically placed cloth??

AND THIS :

Babes for Blazers Bikini contest or sumthin’.

I am 23, not a child DONT CONDESCEND MORTIMER YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got married the way the lord intended

In full S n’ M gear, ballgags in our mouth, in front of an altar dedicated to Satan.

It was tough to plan, but it turned out nice.

Morty Pie

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Romantic

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im featuring this in my romance novel

just f.y.i

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We tried to get married in a cemetary

But you’re not allowed to upturn gravestones and dig up stuff, which is LAME with a capital L-A.

As long as you got a scandalous rogue, you’re book will be GANGBUSTERS. It’s my formula for success.

Mo’

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i used to think that romance novels were just porn for women

sometimes i still do…..

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've always wondered about that

Women like to read dirty books, men like to look at dirty pictures.

Is that because women are more intellectual, or because men are uglier naked?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would say

neither romance novels nor porn are really “dirty”. I think women read these books b/c

1. easy to read
2. they are pure fantasy
3. the image of a tall dark handsome super virile male riding off into the sunset on a horse w/ no shirt on so she princess can see his rippling pectorals is something a woman can summon during.. um.. (whisper voice) sex

:)
Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol well said

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll post some, sure!

I don’t have the official photos yet by the nice photographer, just stuff from the photobooth we had at the reception and friend’s photos.

I ain’t gone through everything yet, will do so shortly I assume. Been busy since getting back from the honeymoon, trying to get caught up with crap.

’oM

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just curious,

what kind of honeymoon tops that type of wedding?

by Jerb on May 15, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 weeks sleeping in caskets during the day

Murdering drifters for their blood along the Oregon coast by night, the normal honeymoon type crap.

Count Von Baron el Muertimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh...

I was expecting something outside of the norm.

by Jerb on May 15, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So let me get this strait

you, a Romanian Count take a wife to make your Countess .. why u livin’ in Oregon??

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Romania is insufficiently weird.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in LA, you know that!

We take blood-vacations to Oregon because so much is sparsely populated forests, which are great for hiding the leftovers.

Plus, the hobos here taste funny. They’re over-ripe.

Morty!

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you dine at Dignity Village

or in Old Town?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LA=Romania

Duh

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno if I'll really show her

Because I am ashamed of her, and for her own privacy.

Just imagine Brandon Roy with a wig and a wedding dress, and you got the ol’ wifey!

Mr. Mortimer’s Wife

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean brandon roy in a sundress

lmao

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morty wishes his wife was Jarrett Jack in a sundress.

by Sabonis4Ever on May 15, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did i tell u how i signed up for a website

advising men how to get into girls pants

using the name “sergio”

LMAO

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol for real?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it have any good tips?

I thought getting married would do the trick but I’m still getting rejected :-(

I NEED HELP IN THE VISITING THE INSIDES OF LADY-PANTS DEPARTMENT, EVERYONE.

Mortimer, help!

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just go to her dresser when she's not home

and put them on.

What’s so hard about that?

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would punish you

I should have been one cowboy.

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've punished me already

with that photo.

Either vengeance or beer shall be mine.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would LOVE to be punished

dont act like you wouldn’t

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spankings hurt

I’m more of a spanker than a spankee.

I should have been one cowboy.

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

omgshursohotandiamsoreccingu

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that include your own rec?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not reccing just cuz you said that

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly - check yourself before you rec yourself

has that been used?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said it once

you betta check yo self before u rec yo self

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad it has been done

isn’t the same without music.

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's how I rec too

I think its a BE tradition.
Rec if they ask you to unrec and don’t rec if they ask for a rec.

I should have been one cowboy.

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you really wanna go all out and go for the big old liberty spikes

and the crazy big punk mohawk, the way to get it to stay up is a bunch of egg whites

by Peteyhasnohead on May 15, 2009 10:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and a surprisingly bland beard

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on May 15, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey tingeyga--

that’s not how I had pictured you. I always get that wrong.

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 15, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I clicked on Dave's "On Criticism" post and closed it

That’s definitely one read later thing. It’s huge. I gotta walk one dog.

I should have been one cowboy.

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's a novel

when you do you should write a 1 page summary for me, I will grade you on spelling and grammar

by Peteyhasnohead on May 15, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's good, as usual, but pretty darn long.

I understand you can see a wall of text from outerspace.

I like the whole team.

by RenoBlazerFan on May 15, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm about to dig in

I should have been one cowboy.

by tominhawaii on May 15, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obama is tough on defense :)

http://twitpic.com/photos/markknoller

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know this is juvenile....

but will a few of you go rec this post over at silver screen and roll? You don’t need to comment on it. Just make it so it sticks up in the recommended fan shots for awhile.

I know I’m terrible.

by JasonT on May 15, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the laker blog??

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Simmons will love this: Teen Wolf - Where Amazing Happens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tChWFc8T0

This concept is so easy to spoof. Next: The Palace Brawl.

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How can we get this chick to be sittin 4 rows up center court at the RG in the near future??

Photobucket

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She'll appear anywhere if they photoshop her correctly.

We got Baby Parker sitting on the end of the bench, we’ll be okay AND get to keep Batoom.

Morty

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When do the Spurs come to Portland Next

Thats the best chance to see her

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus h she is soo hot

i cant get over it

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

degrading

misogynistic self serving male

yep thats me! :)

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Just like my addiction to Pepsi…….ah, sweet Pepsi………

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like pepsi one

It is the best, meester man!!

It has as much caffiene as Mt. Dew, and isn’t gross. And it uses Splenda, which my wife ain’t allergic too (regular artificial sweeteners, like in Diet Pepsi, make her throat close).

I don’t like coffee’s taste.

.m.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shasta Root Beer

may be the best drink (aside from the obvious) to have with pizza

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pepsi One is pretty good in a pinch.

It’s just not the same though. Though I did stop inhaling it a few years back to keep from taking the fast track to diabetes.

I agree, coffee is just something I’ve never acquired a taste for. Just like beer, which I’ll only drink occasionally.

For some reason, I had no such trouble with Jack Daniels…..

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha so true

beer isn’t a taste that’s very easily acquired

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so... allergy to splenda, but blood is fine

does she have to stay away from Diabetic Hobos?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, she can have Splenda

And she can eat the hobo as long as they didn’t eat a sizeable amount of other artificial sweeteners.

Since most sugar free products use stuff she can’t eat, yeah, she usually stays away from diabetic hobos. Luckily, there’s a strong correllation between diabetes and not wanting to be living on the streets away from medicine, so it doesn’t come up often.

When it does come up, hoo boy… :-(

Mor’

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so as a general rule just keep her away from the ones with track marks?

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heroin tainted blood is a delicacy in our world

So what we do, I taste test it, and if it isn’t accompanied by that sweet, sweet heroin taste (it’s instantly recognizable), I stop her from munching down if she isn’t in full eating frenzy already.

Ya know, we have a system, and it might not be the best, but it works.

Dr. Mort

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been avoiding it, actually.

Though really, sugar can’t be any worse than high-fructose corn syrup. I just fear that I’ll like it so much that I’ll become a squatter at a bottling plant, hiding out behind the Mountain Dew crates and waiting for everyone to leave at night.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just get Mexican Pepsi

Pepsi in other countries uses real sugar. Just go to Mexico, or get it shipped to ya.

EZ-PEEZIE.

Morti

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woodburn has those.

Delicious…..

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my hometown!

i live about 3 miles from the outlet mall

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife is from Gervais.

She used to work in Woodburn at the Independent back in the day. There’s a store about a couple blocks away that has the Pepsi in the bottles, and I think those ones have sugar in them. I could be wrong, but I do know that was some tasty Pepsi.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha no way

I went to Gervais. My zip code is Woodburn, but I lived in the Gervais school district.

Small world.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you dont mind me asking

how old is your wife?

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She might be upset at you asking...

…but she doesn’t read this website, so who cares? :)

She just turned 29 last month. Graduated from Gervais High in 1998.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine is 29 also

I know the pain all too well.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's taking it in stride, actually.

She’s not too worried that the big 3-0 is on the way for her. I’m sure it won’t last that long though. The peace will undoubtedly be broken by anger and certain spousal violence when she starts hitting me to get out her frustration…..

……that and I’ll be able to say she’s in her 30’s when I’m not cause she’s six weeks older than me. That’ll be fun.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My face sucks...

…your FACE.

BURNAGE.

I went to a party last night for work and a 20-ish girl was hitting on me (how could she not), and someone mentions I just got married and the girl makes a big deal out of it, and wants to see a picture of my wife, so I show her, and she goes “How old is she? She looks so young!”.

And I say “she just turned 29” and she goes “OH MY GOD, 29? She looks much too young to be 29. Look at this!”.

So I asked her what 29 looks like, because it was a weird reaction. My wife looks like normal for a 20-sumthin’, she doesn’t look like a kid. No one can be attractive and 29 at the same time, according to a 20 year old girl.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel ya man

Although I’m only 28, and she is 29 so I get the I BETTER BE MARRIED BY 30 crap.. of course we arent getting married this year so THERE

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh probably don't know her then

i barely graduated last year

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in Mt. Angel

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mt. angel towers my mom was a home heath nurse an d visited there alot

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in this town we preaty much are

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First Mt Angelite I've seen

I’m a Silvertonian. Wait a sec… they dont have cable in Mt Angel and the cooperative phone company has everybody on the same party line, so I think you’re making that up… Estacadian?

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on May 15, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That reminds me of something that makes me sad.....

I’m going to be going on a cruise to Alaska in September.

No, that’s not the part that makes me sad.

The fact that it’s going to be going til the 20th, and that I’ll be missing all of Oktoberfest in Mt. Angel, does make me sad.

sigh

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will down a pint and a beer sausage for you then. 30 years and havn't missed a one

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you, sir.

I’ll have to start paying attention to important dates before making vacation plans in the future.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just remember

It’s the 3 weekend of September

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, it always is. We just weren't thinking.

I mean, I suppose it was good to get the better deal on the cruise we’re doing, but it still hurts after the fact.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and there will be an oktoberfest next year

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what part do you will you miss the most

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The girl scouts stand......

………what? I like curly fries.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just wondering

because I have most of the food recipes and could forward them to you

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…

by farmboy on May 15, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forward them to me!!!!!!!!!!!! I beg you!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 16, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops!

Forward them to me!!!!!!!!!!!! I beg you!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on May 16, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love oktoberfest

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I love about Oktoberfest

is going to the food booths where people I know are working and asking out loud “so, did you get over that Hepatitis?” Its funny the looks people give.

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on May 15, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the most awful thing ive ever read

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 16, 2009 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are things out there even better than Mexican Coke and Pepsi…

by Timmay! on May 15, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blech.....

What good is having 23 different flavors if none of them taste any good? Just not my cup o’ tea.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dublin version is outstanding

I visited the plant in person a few years ago, fun stuff.

The sugar version is much cleaner and more crisp. Similar to Throwback Pepsi, but at another level.

But yeah, I understand it’s all a matter of taste.

by Timmay! on May 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate hate hate hate Dr Pepper

Worst stuff ever.

BLECH I can taste it in my mouth, makes my teeth itch.

BAH PHOOEY.

M.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who is Dr. Pepper, and why did you eat him?

The soft drink, otoh, isn’t bad.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I <3 DP

i just bought some today…i know it’s bad for you but it’s so dang good.

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont ever use those initials again

I clicked on your comment before reading the thread.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 15, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd you think I meant

Dew Point? Data Processing?

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont wanna get banned

but i thought you meant double penetration.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 16, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SICKOOOOOOO

and common, you know i wouldn’t have to buy that.

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 16, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on May 16, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She once won Miss Corpus Christi

The rest is photoshop history

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:O

oh NO YOU DIDN"T!

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you want a French ballplayer

and you cant have Batum (or the great Mr. Longoria)—there’s always Joakim Noah.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"oh jeez"

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im flaggin this comment just fyi

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on you know he's hot

just like his dad.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE

right
he’s a ’joint"

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not speleed "EEWWEE"

It’s spelled “Oui!”

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm scared of my kid looking like Noah

Or Blake Griffin. Or Delonte West.

I’m just gonna have Brandon Roy do it and call it a day, raise it as my own and enjoy his athletic achievements vicariously.

Yeah… that’ll do.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait

is your wife black??????/

my son looks not real. he doesnt look white , he doesnt look black he doesnt look real .. if i let him have a fro he’d be a dead ringer for Joakim..

so sad

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your son is adorable

Does your kid have the gap in the tooth? I dunno what it is with Noah, I just hate his face…

I saw footage of him as a kid, and you’re like “aww that’s a cute kid”, and then he grew up looking exactly the same and as a 20-something man it looks gross.

My wife’s mom teases her and says our kids will have red afros.

Mortecai

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That can look hot - or not

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes my son does...

Photobucket

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes he was rocking the roy stripes

lmao

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, he don't look a thing like Noah

Different shade, cuter face, more proportional, and definitely not the same gap.

He looks like THE FUTURE.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what he'll look like when he grows up

I saw Theus at the mall the other week. Yup… I know. Crazy life I lead.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT

ewe

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

I saw him in person, it was amazing.

He looks like the brown Ken doll in real life.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

so basically he looks white w/ unnaturally brown paint all over ??

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes'm

Theus would be a good newscaster. He has that ‘look’.

M.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so true

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd argue that he looks more like Batum

than Noah

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but what the hell do i know

according to sophia im just saying this cause i think shes cute lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"oh jeez"

lol people have said this on more than 1 occasion

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

creepy

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get a smile out of how much your kid looks like my grandson

Sam is almost 7 from a French,Native,Mexcian,Black and Italian gene pool and living proof that genetic diversity is a good thing.He is going to grow up to look like Nic with a widows peak[he already does] but its not my fault,I didnt do it

by southern oregon on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the tie supposed to go inside or outside?

"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH

by prezofdeath on May 15, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so basically you will have a couple delonte weests

..

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trains, Planes or Automobiles.....

……betta have my DO-NUTS!

I know a lot of you won’t get that, but it’s funny.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is your wife lightskinneded or darkskinneded..?

cuz it will make a huge diff.. either you get mocha or hi-yellow

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I programmed all the variables into the skin-o-meter

She is on the lighter side, so it’ll be a pale kid… so, Delonte West.

Oh well. I’m ugly and I’m doing fine, so will they.

Mortiferus

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of Noah

some pictures of him frolicking with some (topless) young lass surfaced the other day.

good for Noah

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he stole her heart with some weed

which made it extra funny. but then again.. she was excellent looking

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she is so moist that you need sham wow to soak it all up.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to eva

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, ok, I thought it was dirty.

I needed the Shamwow guy to pay me a thousand bucks for sex and rough me up in a Miami hotel room, I was so shocked.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 16, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Women should either be pregnant or dental assistants

To wear a ballgown to an event celebrating something is against nature.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

im sorry that is soo f’n funny.

sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the unintended irony is

just perfect … oh lord i laughed out loud literally

well done

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well that's b/c she's just USING HIM

obvously sab4e

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on May 15, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why the show isn't called

“Desperate NBA All-Stars”

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

youtube of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz3_Nx1knQQ

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what makes me suspicious of drug use in the NBA. Look at LeBron’s facial structure in this youtube clip…

Maybe he is just a genetic freak. His face just seems so Barry Bonds to me.

draft rodrigue beaubois

by Cablinasian on May 15, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

this is only a few years ago.

draft rodrigue beaubois

by Cablinasian on May 15, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he wasn't already so good as a rookie, I'd say you have a point.

But it’s not like he was only ok as a rookie. He was outstanding as a rookie and based on that starting point, his six year progression actually seems very plausible.

Also there can be facial structure changes for people even past 18. A lot of people who are taller don’t stop growing until they’re 21 or 22. It’s a bit different from someone in his mid-30’s all of the sudden growing 4 hat sizes.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus, look what happened to Bonds when he started roiding up

he lost all of his explosiveness and speed.

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not all steroids are created equal

sprinters take steroids.

draft rodrigue beaubois

by Cablinasian on May 15, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

im just not sure if lebron is the kind of guy who would potentially waste all of his gifts, if he ever got caught.

it’s one thing to get a leg up on the competition, but lebron is already far and away the most talented player in the league

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one ever thinks they're going to get caught

look at Bonds.. probable HOF if he never juices

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true but

LeBron already figured to be top 5 of all time before he graduated from high school lol

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so did Dejuan Wagner

stuff happens

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Darius Miles

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does that mean his weed was performance enhancing?

That’s gotta be a small subset of the NBA…..

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody has had the hype the LeBron did straight out of high school

ESPN televised his high school games

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OJ Mayo?

And Oden had a lot of hype…

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

by EngineerScotty on May 15, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did the same for Wagner

Don’t forget he dropped 100 in a game in HS

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st ballot HoF even

Which makes it all the more annoying he so BLATANTLY juiced, when he was already a multiple MVP.

The way I see it, some NBA players are probably juicing, though until someone is caught or more rumors start popping up, it’s not a good use of time to wonder who it is. Matt Geiger got caught, and aside from him I can’t think of anyone.

There are real true athletic freaks in this world, and adding dozens of pounds of muscle over a few years isn’t something unheard of for certain genetic types. I am someone who CAN add 20lbs of muscle over 5 months if I focused on it, and I’m not an elite athlete. So when people question if that is possible, I say “yes it is, for certain people”. Plus, NBA players so often start their careers so young and while their bodies are still developing and growing… so big changes in their body should be expected early in their careers.

BUT, it is such a big problem in other sports with much more stringent testing, I can’t imagine people aren’t doing it in the NBA. Until someone gets caught or rumors start becoming convincing (we don’t even get unconvincing rumors yet, it’s just almost totally quiet), I won’t really worry about it.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the NBA

I think its more about recovery… basketball is an impact sport in terms of motion of the human body, and 82 games is a lot of wear and tear. That’s why most players don’t play into their later 30’s (unless you count grandpa Mutumbo who I think is 95) Steroids biggest edge is that you can recover quicker and workout more. That’s an advantage in the L

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, and I think people are doing it

I just dunno who, and I do think it’s possible for a “Lebron” physical specimen to exist… but steroid could be a part of it.

I know a lot of people who use different steroids, HGH, all that junk, and many actors do as well. A ton of people in the entertainment industry worldwide using steroids to burn fat, look young, etc, so it’s pretty ubiquitous.

NBA players, at least a good amount, HAVE to be using. Like I said, I just dunno who, and I don’t wanna play the guessing game till more concrete evidence come out. Even if it’s only hearsay, as long as it comes from those close to the situation.

Looking at the Nuggets trainer, who is clearly roided out, you can see it finding its way into player’s bodies.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you think Jay Jensen is the kind of trainer

who would give his players steroids?

I don’t, and I’m glad for that

Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related

by cloudydays on May 15, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's their "Strength and Conditioning" coach

Which is actually more likely to distribute roids than a trainer is. Not that I suspect any of the Nugz of doing that. But you do have a point about that guy…..

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on May 15, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s also 15 feet tall judging from that picture

formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive

by The Arkitect on May 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's his head that got me

He’s got such a steroid head, it’s plain as day.

I noticed him on a segment on NBA-Tv about the Nuggets training… if I was the NBA, I wouldn’t show someone like him, who just screams steroids.

M.

by Mortimer on May 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That actually made me feel good for Greg's returning athleticism

K-Mart’s injury was much worse, and after some time he now seems over it.

"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle

by Norsktroll on May 15, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I definitely hope K-Mart wasn't using PEDs

because it does bode well for Greg.

draft rodrigue beaubois

by Cablinasian on May 15, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply