5/12 - Flag this Junk Drawer
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 4:41 PM PDT
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My wife and all her coworkers are Blackberry instant message addicts. This one guy we know from her work, was sent an IM from another coworker. It was of a photo of her naked in bed, with just the sheet covering up her honey pot. She says it was an accident, and I half believe her because she is a lesbian and our friend is her boss. It didn't keep me from reenacting the pose and putting it on Facebook.
{One Update Yo!}
I changed the photo to a tomato because my man boobs are un-epic.
P.S. I updated the post just to be a jerk.
P.S.S. So's your face.
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Shoulda left Canzano off the poll
He’s gonna win too easily! And totally sexy pose!
by Zaig on May 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But I wanted to be fair and include everyone I could think of.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put Antonio Harvey... that guy is so full of himself... although it is so over the top it makes me laugh some times.
I wish I could have two votes though No. 2 is the loaded Orygun guys.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey new BFF
I also voted for Harvey
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice... him and Wheels are the worst combo ever.
Every time I listen to them I just get pissed off because they make is sound like the Blazers are getting hosed every play.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like torrid
he does a good job with the recaps.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, Dwight Jaynes could take the crown
Even though he’s “retired”
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for Canzano simply because I couldn't vote for both him and Jaynes
and Jaynes is retired.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
He still blogs, and gets on Sports Sunday, and has his press pass.
He’s “Retired” but somehow he’s become more of an idiot.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little al bundy action never hurt anyone
by cornplant on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he is my hero... I am a card carrying member of NOMAM (was that it?)
plus like Al Bundy I spend every day reliving my glory days (high school) and trying to avoid having to sleep with my wife.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged it for being inappropriate
BlazersEdge is a place for discussions of Bayless’ legend and Blazer Dancers, not pictures of half naked TiH.
and i can’t believe you are that white and you live in hawaii.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
unless i am missing some inside joke
in which case, im sorry
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's an albino.
Here’s what I imagine Tom looks like:
Do you ever blog from inside the Pit of Despair?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that guy has a farmers tan
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wear a sunblock T when I go to the beach
I’ve had way too many sunburns to bother tanning.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should wear a sunblock thong... that'd be great
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
That’s just not right. I know the more clothes I take off, the worse I look.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should have a poll
about the number of times TiH is mistaken for a tourist each day.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on May 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is the "tominhawaii" option?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where is the "Blazer Dancers" option?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds better in the original Klingon
or something like that…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If a Bulls player was a McDonalds menu item (they want more variety than the BigMac/Chalupa when scoring 100)
http://www.blogabull.com/2009/5/12/871598/what-if-i-dont-want-a-big-mac-no
Hilarious. If you don’t want to make the jump, here is future Blazer Kirk McBreakfast
Kirk Hinrich – Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit. A lot of really solid, good things in this one that blend nicely into a yummy option. Not one ingredient really stands out from the others, but all the basics are covered and overall it’s just a very comfortable choice that’s hard to go wrong with. Too bad breakfast may not be in the plans.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You forgot the guys from KobeStoppers and BeyondBowie, although they are too new to be hated
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Tony Luftman
Michael, tell them what they’ve won
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A basketball game
that never gets old.. am i right? :P
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on May 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That joke is older
than Greg Oden.
But so is this joke, apparently.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE his "Tell them what they've won" thing
I mean, he uses it when a team has actually won something, and everyone ALREADY KNOWS what has been won. It’s stupid, and shows zero creativity.
Tony Luftman… Tragically he was born without a personality.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap
I forgot those guys because League Pass cut them out about half way through the season. Should I bother adding them? Nah, I’ll do it and just say I added them late.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Holton should be seperate from Tony Fluffman
I mean, at least Holton knows how to break down a basketball play.
Tom: Tell them what they’ve won! (by winning something…)
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know a good online caft store
Clay tools are really expensive.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Center for Advanced Food Technology
I can google too
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Citizens Against French Toast
Freedom toast, everyone!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame
I hate typos. Seriously, look up stainless steel clay making tools. I ain’t rich.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
try ebay or craigslist
lots of people think they want to be artists… then get bored… then sell their expensive tools for cheap
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Didn’t think of that. I’ve been using a plastic fork and my keys.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get some wolverine claws
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't help you there
but I know a guy who makes some pretty rad tools for steelmaking out of clay. Of course, they keep breaking, but that makes his business recession-proof.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
nice.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one
Canadian Aerobic Fitness Test
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're cheap.
Get the small, flat wooden kind with the rounded ends. They usually come packed in a flavored, frozen sugar water shell…I think that’s so they don’t break. Some are available individually, but the industry standard is the two pack so you’ll have a spare.
You might have to order them online.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PTI just did a toss up: Who would you rather have, Greg or Yao?
They both noted that Yao went down with injuries in three straight seasons, but nonetheless he played in more games this year than Oden, and has been successful in the NBA so far.
They both chose Yao. In reality, neither of them talked much about Oden, other than noting he’ll need to prove he can stay healthy first. It was mainly about Yao, since he recently went down.
by Timmay! on May 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Greg
I would take the following players or combos over Greg at this time:
- Dwight Howard
- Kevin Durant and Brook Lopez
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd only take Dwight, at this point. Given those two choices.
Brook Lopez’s numbers would easily be matched (or exceeded) if Nate had actually bothered to design some plays for him like the Nets do with B.L.
I mean, throwing K.D. in there is a bit over the top, so I’ll remain loyal, and not give in to a fangasm.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could have had the Durant/Lopez combination relatively easily
I don’t think it would have been difficult to trade into the #9 slot to draft him last year. I would make that swap also.
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to say this
Like I said, y’all can go ahead and have your fangasm on what might be, or fansturbate on what might have been. I’m going with what the Blazers have now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your new profile image TiH.
The bee is real cute.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She should become a journalist
She has the skillz to be the next Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you HATE both of them right? :)
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything above the neck
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True.
If I saw a photo of those two ONLY below the neck, I’d probably take a second look.
Ah, Anne Coulter; the Queen of “Cute till she opens her mouth”.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is it with right-wingers and sorta-good-looking female media personalities?
Coulter and Malkin, for starters. Watching FOX News some nights is kinda like dining at Hooters. And then who do they nominate for VP?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the right wingers don't like unattractive bitter women.
Nancy Pelosi and Hilary CLinton used to be Republicans but they got so tired of the dirty old men not checking them out that they switched parties.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must....
Not…
Make…
Ad…
Hominem…
Comment….!
Talking….
Like….
SHATNER!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more like Deadpool
But the real Shatner works for me.
Nice link, that made me laugh.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To point out the obvious
tastes in these matters vary in accordance with age and political views. I would have to say that in the not too distant past, Nancy was a rilf, and Hillary a silf.
by CatMan2 on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might need to define those.
I’m with the “Milf” thing, but…
huh?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get that
But what’s the S in “SILF” and what’s the R in “RILF”?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Senator
and
Representative
???
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like he said
People you’d have “Congress” with
I will now proceed with kicking myself.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Congress
lol
classic
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I just got it.
I may be slow, but I miss a lot!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that may have been my last productive thought of the day
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a conservative...
…and a Christian, I find both of them absolutely repugnant. Nothing they espouse aligns with any truly conservative or Christian principle whatsoever. Coulter and Malkin can be absolutely vile.
Really, from my perspective, these two are a perfect example of why politically speaking Christians and Conservatives have been given a black eye in the last decade. I’ve been really saddened to witness so many people who claim faith in Jesus being seduced into ideologies which oppose nearly everything in the Bible. I won’t pontificate at length about all of that, but just want to say the best well-known politcal examples of Christianity and Conservatism are men like Ron Paul and Allen Keyes.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
as a human being
i find politicians absolutely repugnant… the best well known political examples are everyone in Washington.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't blame you there.
Frankly both parties are polluted with crooks. Republicrats and Democans. One is a behavioral facist and the other an ideological one.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you hate Ann Coulter
And you’re can handle cuss words, Google her name with the word butt. I’m not sure of any other safe way of telling you how to find the link. It is really raunchy and funny. It’s not nudity so you don’t have to worry about that.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I get home
I may try that. But not here at work….
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahhaahh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ann Coulter's profile of Sarah Palin in the annual TIME 100 was one of the worst pieces I have ever read
I felt it was insulting to liberals, republicans, Palin, and maybe even Coulter herself.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ann Coulter is a complete embarrasment to me as a fellow Cornell alum
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo! Boo!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what you are trying to convey with this post
Dismay with Coulter? With me? With Cornell?
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a junk drawer, man....
…go with the flow…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomatos are the most violent, unpredictable vegetable.
And don’t tell me they’re a fruit.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your avatar looks like a tomato
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a pumpkin.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should throw pumpkins
instead of tomatoes.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like one of the Killer Tomatoes, actually.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I throw it in my wife's face too
Coulter went to the Law school too, so my wifey is pretty much related to Coulter.
Who the hell thinks Coulter is cute? She is extremely ugly even before she opens her mouth.
Gawd she’s gross.
Seriously, she looks like dried white dog poop stretched out over wire hangers.
People think she’s attractive?
She reminds me of the Nazi’s faces melting at the end of Raiders.
Good lord she’s ugly.
Mortimer.
PS: Ann Coulter is ugly is what I’m trying to say.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What??
I’m still not clear…
Are you trying to say Couler is ugly?
Nice, btw, breaking Godard’s Law so soon for us.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does she ever smile?
or is that only after she has deboweled her mate?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And eaten them.
She’s not happy till her mate is resting in her gullet.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim norton has a great bit on Coulter. look it up.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
by TheTinfoil on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter is good at making herself look bad.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter looks kinda like Haarlow
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bingo
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're an ad hominem!!!
Rebecca forever!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the one who is giving me the snide
i know more than you look… no ma’am you do not.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rebecca is much more attractive.
A very sweet smile too.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could you????!?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are each equally as stupid as well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man It's hard to tell what you're commenting on this far fromt the original post...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
THAT’s what she’s saying?!?!?
Oh man…. My girlfriend would want to have words with you about that one, Sophia.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lamo ok great bring it on
i love how u just said that to try and prove you actually have a girlfriend
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahaha
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
You ad hominem!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter looks like
Tony Luftman dressed up as Rebecca Haarlow.
by antediluvian on May 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what Ann Coulter reminds me of?
A dementor in Harry Potter.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you were gonna say
Voldemort pre-facial completion
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might work too
Michelle Malkin is, of course, Bellatrix LaStrange
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i kinda dig Bellatrix
I’d let her use my wand…
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love that she is somehow still popular
and not even for the right reason…
Miss California pageant committee BOUGHT her implants for Miss USA contest so Cali would win. How hilariously awesome is that. and yet.. all anyone talks about is her horrible speaking..
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She should be allowed to think whatever she wants
I don’t like the bashing over that, she can think what she wants.
And the other stuff… Jesus Christ, it’s a beauty pageant, who gives a crap.
Morty!
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we don’t uphold high standards for thought and beauty pageants we’ll be no worse than the animals, with their wildly unpredictable thoughts and shoddily produced pageants.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i could care less about what she said
i want to hear more about this free implant program for contestants..
save me some bucks
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you needed reduction surgery...
wtf?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i MEANT for my daughter
jeez..
(cries softly in my pillow)
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A girl's husband should pay for the breast enlargement
It is part of our culture.
PS: Man I hate fake boobies. HATES ’EM.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec
let’s start the Anti-Fake-Boobies movement right here, with the BEdge army.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the most sexist voice I can muster
If you can touch em, they ain’t fake
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(in same voice)
More than a handfull’s a waste….so lets make sure every gal has at least a handfull
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i prefer au natural
but if she gonna get em i say we make the pageant pay for em
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
o man your going to upset
all the boob-implantees around here!
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah like.....
Ummm…..
ummm….
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miled Animal's are like rocks
He shows em off all the time but gets upset when he catches ya staring.
It’s like, what the hell, am I right?
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like with most plastic surgery, the problems really start when you overdo it
Then the girl sits there and says: Hey, I always wanted to be a C cup. But now that I see it, I want to be DD. And many doctors don’t have the fortitude to say “TOO MUCH! Trust me, I do that 300 times per year”.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one plastic surgery you can’t have enough of is hand-smoothening.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine quite a few BEdgers have smooth enough hands
lotion does wonders for that
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never quite smooth enough.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have very soft hands
I use Bag Balm.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on yer hands?
or yer bag?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I put it on my feet because they dry and crack and it has made my hands ever so soft.
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my girlfriend says masturbation is proably what keeps my hands so smooth
i’m glad she’s cool with that.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
however your eyesight is SHOT
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poeple raed wodrs ni chnucks adn it doesnt alwsya matert if teh letetres aer ni teh rihgt odrder
i will probably use safari instead of firefox cuz the spellcheck in the title bar thingymabober.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
take out the k
i was being a silly goose
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the one that gives Asian people round eyes
If every Asian person would get that surgery, racism would end.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then who would Rudy and his teammates make fun of?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
psshhh
so they are all gonna pose as unbelieveably sexy successful millionaires?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for the other stuff
Come on man, In England they are were racist towards the Irish, now they’re being racist towards the REDHEADS!!!!!
A majority of white people, given the opportunity, will find the difference between each other, and kill one another for it.
“You’re favorite color is BLUE?!?!?! DIE HEATHEN!!!!!!”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be fair
gingers have no souls..
/cartman’d
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Nevermind that half of the British Royal family is now “Ginger”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if you don't stop soon, enough, you end up like this (and I even think it has become worse)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtside?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this happened to you, you would need plastic surgery.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an old pair of boots that look just like this.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Mickey Rourke had his excessive skin worked into a pair of boots
Or was that Michael Douglas?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh *shudder*
Whoa. That’s something I’m never going to be able to get out of my mind.
Like a 500lb. woman in spandex, some things are just too much.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shes hot
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I <3 Iggy Pop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got it! :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't get it. That is a before and after picture.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
REC
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is which?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrible speaking?
She spoke just fine. They gave her a loaded question and she gave an honest answer, something those girls almost never do. I don’t agree with her answer, but I respect her for giving it.
by Zaig on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.. oh you have only heard the pageant
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..i dont care about her answers either way, but she is a trainwreck speaking and should just stop and smile pretty
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one girl they showed on The Soup
When Kenan asked her some political question and she gave one of the best non-answers ever… THAT deserves more crap than a beauty queen not liking gay marriage.
Man, that was a good answer. If I wasn’t lazy I’d find the clip.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel it’s a matter of integrity that you find that clip.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the soup is notoriously hard to find the clip you want
you pretty much give you the clip they show you
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I really feel this is a matter of integrity.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whether or not you fall in the middle, the left, or the right.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
I agree with the utmost conviction.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But were you raised to know right from wrong?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was raised to know right from left.
Let’s not confuse him now…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t feel that you’re saying this with the utmost conviction.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwahaha
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point actually
I’m not so bothered by it. What I am bothered by is her open endorsement of Anti-Gay groups (some REALLY bad ones)
I’m getting my links together now, don’t worry.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the same girl who couldn't read a map, or do we have a new dumb beauty queen each season?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
They are all the same, yet different…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shes new
and they are SPECTACULAR
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Seinfeld
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's is such a negative embodiment of all the terrible double standards and sexism so rampant in that industry
it’s disgusting. . .
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should say that ALL those beauty pagaent chics are ridiculously disgusting
and at this point i want to know, if the point is to get money from rations and blah blah … how are they still doing this??
well by having astute judges name perez ask about gay marriage to someone that saches and smiles for a living…?
whats offensive is it’s a generated controversy obviously
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao correction : rations= ratings
jessus.. put the coffee down sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redacted!!!
Thanks, Redaction Man!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be cool
if a beauty pageant contestant were to come out on stage.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was she telling the truth
or just pretending?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pause
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dissin pageants, here..
on the off chance THAT question was misunderstood.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm at work, anyway...
and unable to view videos…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a crazy vid
Watch it as soon as you get home… in fact, leave work early, it’s pretty funny.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really , THAT funny?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man when she admitted she was gay
It is funny when someone admits their sexual leanings to the world.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know
i was being stupid lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really...
Was that called for?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now all these conversation threads get interesting… I’ve been waiting for this
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
truly
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took three beers
But now it’s getting interesting!
I swear that’s not the beer.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost left that ;)
oh well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this just in
Sophia does not want World Peace!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or cute kittens
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia is an Evil Mastermind bent on World Domination
Not that we’d mind. But still. She’s like Dr. Evil with a bone thrown to her.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where does she keep the sharks?
with frikkin lasers
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<3
my work is done here
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahah read about him yesterday
what a loooooooozer
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is lame on that one!
Davis was a dork for running into him and getting the kid with his arm, and the Dad was being whiny and over-reactive to the whole thing.
Davis should have wandered back over 1 minute later to say hi to the kid and make sure he was ok. The Dad should have told the kid “getting hit by players is the risk you take to enjoy these amazing front row seats”.
And then it would have never been in my news feed!
by Timmay! on May 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a non-event.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Davis is ok
I got slightly punched in the face in high school because I was standing next to the guy who was punching another guy. He kind of did a round house and didn’t even know he hit me. When your emotions are that high, there are a lot of things you don’t notice.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
But both of Davis’ feet were out of bounds, and he demonstrated that he was aware of his surroundings by avoiding the ref.
The dad did make himself look like an idiot, but he’s not asking for a fine or a suspension or ANYTHING but an apology, which Davis should give. He reaches, and pushes the kid out of the way. It’s not rough, but it’s unnescesary. The kid had turned around after the shot went in (understandable. That’s usually my reaction to something like that is to turn away briefly.)
He should send the little Magic fan a Celtics jersey. That would be funny.
PLUS
To all who would say that’s the price of front row seats:
This was not a player diving into the stands after a loose ball. Davis made a shot from 15 feet out, which means he has at least 10 feet of OPEN COURT to run down to his bench. Instead, he runs OUT OF BOUNDS.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted Canzono.
Only because there was no Tony Luftman option.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is this getting recs instead of flags?
I heard fanposts turn red and flash. Same for the comments. I ain’t never seen nothing red here.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m scared to rage against the machine. The machine will find you.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the joke here?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be honest
flagging requires too much work
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got an idea for a Fatty trap
You won’t actually catch him, but you’re sure to get a response. Write a fanpost about your desire to get an Oden tattoo and ask for suggestions.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you caught him
what would you do with him?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let him starve in my Pit of Despair.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that ugly face being posted twice is too much ugly
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I just had to use it again.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that's what became of Captain Kangaroo.
by MiledAnimal on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
I used to watch the Captain!!!
Not vey much, he was too ugly…
But, still I am offended!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be really interested to hear or see him define what a "baller" is and who the top 15 ballers in the NBA are
moses malone
he did wonders for hakeem amare and yao,and unlike most of the blazers organization he’s a serious baller.who man’s up and god does most of this blazers roster needs that infusion of manhood.go to houston like most nba stars do during the summer.put away the damn shoolbooks boy and become a real nba center.stop acting like a stiff and just man*up.you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think Maurice Lucas would qualify as a "baller."
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
The Enforcer is the Man.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Did you really have to post that?
My eyes are bleeding now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norsk is just showing Tom
how to get a post flagged.
Next, Tom will be shown how to get a tan…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
nice
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he usually offers the counterpoint “vanilla” to further classify a true baller.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Von Vanilla Wafer
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like calling him
Von “Cookie Monster” Wafer
Or just Baron Cookie.
Man, am I glad we got rid of him… HEADCASE!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that guy is so full of himself.
He should be on the list of players that think they are better than they actually are.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I hate the most
Is after EVERY time he scores he acts like he just won a world championship.
Ugh… I was never a fan of his.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha exactly.
He flips his lid every time he makes one basket. I was so ecstatic when Greg blocked his dunk attempt on the baseline.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh sweetness of sweetness.
He actually was TERRIBLE when he had to play with either Greg of Przy on the floor.
Something about not being very good, and extremely predictable with his release…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
And the NBA rim records it’s 200th block of the season…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To rebut Fatty's point
a selfish stat-hound like Moses is the last guy we want Oden learning from.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he'd spend all his time showing Oden
how to shoot and never let him shoot.
by MiledAnimal on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or how to miss intentionally
and rebound his own shot.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooohhhhh
Burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey we didnt say Ricky Davis
Moses Malone at least missed at the right end
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
2nd degree burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And managed to make it LOOK like he was trying to make a shot.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a friend with a new game that has to "show you how to play"
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
between baller, vanilla wafer, and a couple of other words, we could make a dictionary of fattyisms.
And seriously, have you noticed that ever since the season ended he posts everything with some variation to the ending:
you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
If Artest can say it, so can I. Broy>Kobe.
by premthegrem on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Junk Drawer is doomed.
Doooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmed!!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like the L*kers
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a half second I thought this said
“I like the L*kers”
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GASP.... CHOKING ON BILE.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, it didn’t.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by Sabonis4Ever on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol those are awesome shots
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The My Two Dads
and The Cottontails ones are super funny.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What????
No signature?!?!
How do I know this is Sophia?!?!?
Watch out everyone!!! the Bodysnatchers have arrived!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
-sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s get them, friend.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(hug)
My dissertation is killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly, with his saw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-ong.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Break time. I got a fellowship so the pressure to perform is off a little bit. I still have a twenty page thing due on Friday, but I am so burnt out I had to come here for a bit.
Oh, and, (hug back)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blazersedge
is always good for that :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wendy over at Blogabull has a similar dissertation problem. She copes with comparing Bulls players to McDonalds meals
See above or blogabull
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh man
that sounds like too much work lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was really funny.. I actually am working on a Basketball IQ post for TiH. Is he still in here?
TOM?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you HAVE to post that on the elitist fanposts
10 rec’s instantly …
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Wendy talking about McDonalds
Oh the irony
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can have my body
just as long as they bring me back a younger, better looking one.
My wife will be eternally grateful.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoops should be reply to bodysnatchers comment above
Dang, I hates that!
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damning yourself with faint praise, I see. :)
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
praise?
I think not.
I hate myself with a passion reserved for the bedroom.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, are a cad
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a Wii for a wedding present
What are the good Wii games? It was a package that came with the Wii fit, Mario Kart, those games that come with an extra controller… so I got the basics.
I love the sports games that come with the Wii. Mario Kart is Mario Kart, so it’s fun. What else is good?
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i personally love video games that feature lots of murder and prostitute raping
..
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
both of you have serious issuess...i offer counseling in exchange for happy hour beer
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'd be fun with the Wii controller
I will borrow GTA4 for the Xbox360… I never play nuthin’ no mo’ cuz of time, so maybe thats why I like my Wii now. Fun short games that I can use my now-elite athleticism for.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fun short games
with the wii controller ..
you should get your wife the WII cooking game.. . SHE WOULD LOVE THAT
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Wii Laundry and Wii Pick Up The Place the best.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wii Nagging and Wii Leisure Suit Larry is great for your post-honeymoon Morty
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wii Naggz is the bomb!!!!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and Wii Can’t Drink For Three Weeks Cuz Wii Might Be Pregnant
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
i think the regular wii would suffice.. what else can she do on a saturday night when she’s home alone thinking of all her free unmarried friends
lol
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get her Wii Shut up and make me a sammich, bitch part IV
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are only two levels, and the second one is lonely.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the sequel, Wii Have To Date Again is pretty cool.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't get past the level where you gotta lose weight to get a date
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wii Pretend to Be Interested In Our Appearance and Try To Meet Girls At The Gym?
That game is impossible. Take it from someone who goes to a gym.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wii Flex in front of mirror while wearing baseball hat at gym
is usually fun.. spend a lot of time alone though
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you’ve found a keeper when he wears a baseball cap at the gym.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing says im serious here
than a Famous Stars and Stripes baseball hat while flexing in the mirror
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Hey, li’l lady…you need a spot?”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hat always comes with
new balance shoes with no socks, short shorts and a smedium size T-shirt
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no sleeves.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ after the gym: inseam on lightwash jeans is one inch too short
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wanna flex those NB’s.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My youngest sister got me a pair of jeans like that for X-mas
I try them on, and I say “why did you get me gay guy jeans”?
The waist fits, but I got big strong manly legs and they’re so tight, and hug the crotch, and the space between crotch and waist band is like 3 inches…
They’re not really my style, I guess.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, a three inch fly?
Are they girl jeans?
Did your sister buy a pair of jeans for herself, not like them, and then give them to you?
OR:
Did she secretly hope you would give them back?
?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha at the second suggestion
:)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's those hip hugging "here is my crotch" jeans
I’m a bit taller than her so she can cut off a foot from the legs, I guess.
She usually buys me stuff that fits perfect… maybe she just wants me to show off the crotch more.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what do tight pants and cheap hotels have in common?
no ball room
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's your response
“sure i’ll help you dear”
or
(blank stare)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“You’re spotting me fine from there, thanks.”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect
<3
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like you wanna do it
Or will at least be translated that way.
And yes, you gotta call it “doing it”.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like calling it “porking”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I promise to forever pork you like a princess
Was in my vows.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a fan of agriculture
I prefer PLOW as the correct nomenclature
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putting “pork” into love songs makes them much nicer. I like Boyz II Men:
“I’ll make pork to you, like you want me to”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can pork me in the morning
You can pork me in the night.
You can pork me when you want to pork me.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet when girls sit around the campfire and share love stories
They use pork more often than not. And the word “gash”.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gash?
oh my
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife hates that word
I don’t see what’s wrong with it.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Cram” gets to me.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh geez Mabel I sure got crammed good last night
See, I sound like a dame just typing it. It’s such a girl thing to so.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she got gashed last night
sounds like somebody was trying to murder the lady
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, used that way
But if you’re gash is getting crammed, it sounds nicer.
Romantic, even.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really
sounds like the EMTs arrived on scene and saved you from the person who gashed you
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee
You whisper it to your special lady, she’ll be like butter in a measuring cup you just melted in the microwave to put on your air popped popcorn.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The whole popcorn things sound sexier than getting gashed.
I’d rather do some mashing, anyway.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
say what?
I want you cram your gash?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man you're a natural
I’m feeling my owns legs get a lil’ squiggly and gushy, it sounds so nice.
Change the first “you” to “to” and you’re golden, Pony Boy!!
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i use to say "making babies" but now that i have kids...it's not funny anymore hahahaha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like greek tragedy, man
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it sounds funny
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's called "Wii only say that in the Mirror - Alpha/Beta never launch"
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i type "lmao" one more time i'll max out for the hour
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
please tell me u have seen that clip
vimeo thingy in which the women are playing the shii vacuum , the shii iron , the shii cooking dinner, and the shii blow job games.
i cant link it
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whaaaaat?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it' hilarious...well, shallow but funny
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not funny at all
thats the point
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahah you know it's funny because of who created it!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who made it?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a bunch of idiot pre-pubescent kids i think...
well, let’s just say i thought i saw PrezofDeath in the credits…hahahah
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwahahaha
oh man that was funny did u seriously see it tho?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's dumb...i mean, they were on to something but really bad execution...
and the whole vacuum, cooking…that’s lame…
it should be, Shii backstabbing, gossiping, smacking her hubby upside down…etc hahaha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
you got the last 1 <3 u
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm kidding Prez!!! holla at your brother from another motha!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what should I holla about?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 13, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
unrec
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 13, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norsk's people
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why even mention it?
I’m not the kind of person that goes looking/linking to that sort of garbage… so why not just let ignorance be bliss?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you piqued my interest
WHY not funny? satire?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i cant see youtube at work
so here is the google search result link
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=shii&aq=f&oq=
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a skit from some belguim comedy
m!lf…
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cmon...
that is funny..
especially the swallow in the last scene.. comedy gold.
its just silly
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just described it
might as well link
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAhDf4dt2nA
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 7-year old son for some reason
likes to play Cooking Mama…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that game rocks on the DS!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Don't sweat it.
I love cooking.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the "?" for?
I really love cooking, this guy was sounding like that’s a problem.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate cooking so bad. I will fight someone not to cook. RIGHT NOW.
WHO WANTS SOME?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the guy "spotting" you at the gym
take him down
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s on like The Wrath of Khan.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said
I love cooking.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then you have to find someone who likes cooking to fight.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do the cooking also
The kitchen area is mine. I am possessive over it.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
word up!!! you will be my bizzzznizz when i come see you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cooking sucks
I get to do the dishes. :(
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I co-cook with the girlfriend.
Minus the girlfriend I burn things.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is one area where I cook better than my wife
and that is, of course, the Grill.
She to this day seems to fail to understand the concept of indirect heat—and cannot grill chicken without burning it to a crisp.
But I love her anyway…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was just being silly
and well rude.
you know me
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Yeah I do.
You stick to your guns, Sophia. A+ in my book. I might not always agree with you, but you have my vote no matter what.
lol, you can try to get me to Troll, you naughty girl, but only Fatty on the Main Page can truly get me unhinged!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate cooking soo much that i actually live on grass and water
my son and I are really fit
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really fit antelopes?
I live on pretzels and tuna.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i live on my hopes and dreams
im VERY skinny
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you have to chase your dreams, so you get a lot of cardio?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there just arent many left
and im starving
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretzels ftw..
popcorn (you know the seeds and actual popcorn popper) and tuna is pretty much my diet.
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Air popper?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A working one?
You know how hard it is to find a good air popper these days? Mine finally went out recently, and the replacement burned up after 2 uses.
by Timmay! on May 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back in pdx I had one of those poppers, left it behind when I came to NYC. I am shedding a tear for it now. Microwave popcorn tastes so bad, I’m not even going to bother coming up with a metaphor for it.
It probably doesn’t help that I don’t own a microwave and cook it on a gas burner, but whatever.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate microwaves
in general . .
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vinnie Johnson was a fine player
though maybe before your time…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even own a microwave.
If I can’t cook it… I shouldn’t eat it.
That’s my philosophy.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
copycat.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop copying NBF you copycatting copycat
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, unexpected posse.
HIGH FIVE!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I don’t even own a microwave”
see above.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
W. T. F. E.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
D.R.X.L.R.
But seriously, I don’t know what your acronym means, I just spelled drexler without vowels.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
another version of "whatever"
Whatever you want to read into that…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
urbandicktionary.com
usually decodes
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s not a real website.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but is a good description of me...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
urbandicktionary.com
usually decodes
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said, that’s not a real website!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
urbandictionary.com i just misspelled it to be silly
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it.
Apparently some here are phillistines.
who knew?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is a phillistine
and why now? explain
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a Junk Drawer man.
For once I don’t have to worry about cohesion, context or clarity….
Bask off!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But why did you misspell it cleverly twice?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's twice as clever as the rest of us!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch. You got me, man. I gave you that one like an alley-oop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm using safari
and it was saying “posting” and i must have double clicked or something, i usually use firefox but someone criticized my slight dyslexia in the title bar so i switched to safari which has spellcheck in the titlebar, but is crappier.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I feel like a fool now, for thinking it was funny, when it was just a tech thing.
Wait…have the machines gained a sense of humor?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't reply!
Deny Deny Deny like a Bush admin staffer!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I lived in Germany
I didn’t have a microwave, and it only bugged me come leftover time, since I’m always big on leftovers.
Having to only make what I was gonna eat was annoying, but I got used to it.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIG BOOMING ANOUNCER VOICE:
That’s what the OVEN is for!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it can burn you! AND IT DOES!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re only good for muffins. Otherwise they make bread soggy and leave you that special icy center,
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4:20?
Or did you mean the kind that grows in the lawn?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats the diff.?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
LOL!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried that with bananas
Until someone told me “have you ever seen a skinny ape”?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you ever even seen an APE?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever seen a skinny OLD German person?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i was at the dallas game
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirk isn't old
Just wait… 10 years from now he’ll be 6’11" 400 lbs.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A tall white Charles Barkley
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how Mr Bradley is holding up
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
via wikipedia:
“As of March 19, 2009, Bradley is co-hosting a sports talk radio show on 1280 the Zone in Salt Lake City, Utah.”
But I can change it if it’s not to your liking.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change it to
Michael Jordan failed to return Bradley’s skill from the Nerdlucks citing religious differences and fear of his blocking ability in the paint.
Thank you :)
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Bradley#Post-basketball_career
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reference?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What now?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His unusual hobbies
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, just best-guessage. Using my feminine instincts. :)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatev!!! i saw you and the sliders making out
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get the Iron Chef America Wii game
It sucks super bad. I intentionally left it at a friends house.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but but
the Chairman was in Brotherhood of the Wolf!!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they have many of those for the Wii...
One reason we got a Wii and not an Xbox or a PS is that GTA and its ilk aren’t available.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTA IV
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not for the crappy Wiiiiiiiiiii
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still think GTA San Andreas has to be more culturally insensitive. It’s the equivalent of a culture obsessed with Holocaust movies or something.
Oh, wait…
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting for GTB Portland
Grand Theft Bicycle
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s called zoobombing, and it’s just as offensive.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao
GTA5: Revenge of the Bicyclists
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like the bonus level on Postal?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be
GTA5: The Bicyclists Strike Back
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call Sam Adams character
im gonna get faded and run into them and then drive away! YEAY!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a level where you hijack a MAX train?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love san andreas
such a fun game.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True dat!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It leaves you the freedom to be as insensitive as you want
When I played it last year and was in a crappy mood, I could just wield my pump gun or rocket launcher and blast some guy or car away. You can also go to a hooker, and after you are done beat the crap out of her with a baseball bat to get your money back. You can of course also never go to a hooker. You choice. Your world.
I love that the creators were among the Time 100 this year, and the profile read something along the lines of “there is no proven relation between violence in real life and in video games, but procrastination leading to dropped GPA’s, ending relationships, marriages, etc.” :)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
" wield my pump gun or rocket launcher"
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of The Beatles.
“And I feel my finger on your trigger”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or more blatently AC/DC
let me put my love in you babe
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, more like KISS:
“You pull the trigger of my love gun, love gun!”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spinal Tap
I think I’ll sink her with my pink torpedo…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All these bands are rather confident aren't they?
Imagine the dissapointment.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're all too drunk to care
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you my friend, like Morty and BFan1, also have issues...
my offer is extended to you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha, you forgot to add cooking for them after
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBA 2k-anything`
The 2K franchise is so vastly superior to EA, it’s a joke..
Are 2K games available for Wii?\
This would make me look like less of an idiot (slightly)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I got 'em for my 360
I like the 2k series, Live is too arcadey.
It’s pretty much the only game I play, because of time… just 2k NBA basketball.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
like what i will do to Prez, gonna smash you in that too
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?
-Mr Blonde
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no not really...hahah...i'm a blazer fan...so i'm a softy and will get hard enough to bite in 2 years
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i call
bull. Bulls.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 13, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knock Out...
so i can knock you the F out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man I love boxing games
I’m a Golden Gloves champion in those games. No one can beat me in the Wii boxing that comes with the Wii. My whole family was beatened and bloodied by my battering ram fistststststs!
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh morty dogg...you know when i roll down to see you in LA, i'll force you to wear your KB24 jersey and give you a beat down!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when whole family=a 6 yr old and a 90 yr old
im not impressed. take it to the streets morty
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah phoo my family is street
My dad got in so many fights he has no mo’ nose bone, he can push it flat. My mom’s family sold horses and then stole them in the middle of the night. My brother was the school bully who would beat up bus drivers and get kids jaw wired.
STRAIGHT STREET.
AND I BEAT THEM IN WII BOXING, AND EVEN MY LIL’ SISTERS.
WHICH MAKES ME SOME SORT OF UBER-STREET HOOD.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mean streets of Griffith Park kid!
you mean to tell me your family are stampeders.. FOR SHAME!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
boom blox kid
keep you entertained for hours
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tiger Woods
is good clean fun
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he's such a dirty, dirty boy...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
golfing games
tennis
baseball
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody ever broken a Wii controller
over their knee after a particularly bad slice?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
over a face
but lets face it, he made me miss that putt by being ALIVE.. i hate him so
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have wrapped the cord around his neck as well.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite is still the Wii sport
I have Call of Duty. It’s pretty cool and I have this one with rabbits but it’s at a friends house and I can’t remember the name. If you have a Wii fit, one game you race on your butt.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rayman Rabbids?
The French game where you are shooting plungers at bunnies?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you continue to distribute these flyers to fill my most pressing team improvement needs?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4922/stackforsale.gif
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6272/sergioforsale.gif
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dang it's five already?
i only got to waste an hour of time :(
have a great night everyone <3
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
night lub!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that reminds me
there is a playoff game on
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright kids
its been fun.. taking the dogs to the park.. stay outta trouble
and check these lovely ladies out if you cant handle anymore Coulter/Haarlow
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is better: Getting paid to watch sport, or getting paid to do sport?
Well, of course you tend to get more doing it except in amateur sports/sports TV is not interested in.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do sport
A) Better Conditioning, better overall body health (depending on the sport)
B) More Ladies (as a result of fame + option A)
C) More Money (usually)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBA columnist for national organization or Backup in D-League?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will ALWAYS choose "Play"
Rather than “Say”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
^this
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can get paid to watch a sport for forever and a day
And you don’t even have to be GOOD at it to get paid!
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playing
No question.
I have a muscular disorder that prevented me from playing past high school, but I would always choose to have a direct effect on the outcome of a game, than being the nerd that can only comment and critique from the sidelines.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chad Ford likes Blake Griffin
I just spent the day with [Blake Griffin] in San Francisco on Monday. All I can say is wow. The physical tools are amazing and the workout he goes through everyday is the most grueling I’ve ever seen. Griffin looks like he’s training to be a Navy SEAL. However, what was really impressive was the basketball part with former Spurs head coach Bob Hill. He’s much more skilled offensively than you think. Excellent ball handler and nice stroke with some three point range. And he’s a nice, grounded kid with a very cool family. I was super impressed.
I’m still waiting for the pre-draft measurements, but he looks like there is no way past him.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who cares?
Blake is going #1… Who cares who else likes him?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i care
[sobs]
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He makes me sad :(
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
consistent starter, maybe 1 allstar game in his career
im calling it. thats his ceiling.
someone will dig this up in 2 years to humiliate me, OR I will dig it up and show you my superior knowledge
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else watching Boston/Orlando?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am.
And having the JD open is making my computer lag something fierce.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not yet
is it any good?
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d say so…Boston crowd is into it but Orlando has taken an early lead. Too many whistles, but otherwise enjoyable.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And occasionally commenting on third quarter collapse
Go Disneys!
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s the mood at 3QC?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mhm, cautiously optimistic?
They have established that they hate Eddie House and their guys tendency to foul so far.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you tell me that they hate the gunning too?
So I’m not the only one.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They want Lee to start next game
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of who? Alston?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I really like House a lot. He has a player option, right? Love the way he comes into the game ready to hit shots.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
P.O. yes
But I doubt he’ll leave the Celts.
Id take him if he were available.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll probably opt out after his performance in the playoffs…can’t imagine he won’t want a new deal. Unless he’s worried about the economy and all.
With Roy’s ability to get in the paint, I can’t imagine his FG% will drop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think thepirate disagrees, though.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who takes three pointers without conscience over giving the ball to Greg in the second unit.
Is not endorsable by a man of the seas.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious question: Did you like James last year, or did you feel like he was a nuisance?
Or do the rules just change now that we have GO to take advantage of?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
James = James Jones, by the way.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
James was nice, the other James was nicer.
The rules change slightly while Greg plays in the second unit, of course there are shots to spare providing there is a shake up of the roster in the second string but most of those need to go to Greg so he can develop to a point where he is comfortable in the first unit.
If Pryzbilla is in the second unit there’s a huge offensive vacuum waiting to be filled, feel free to gun with conscience.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After Glen Davis
Kidnapped and sexually abused that boy in the stands, I’ll never watch a game he plays in ever again.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He ate all the evidence as well
The perfect crime.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That boy will pass. Just you wait.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glen Davis has four stomachs
Unlikely.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Allegedly.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not funny.
I’m letting you know up front: I’m flagging this.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fo realz?
This deep in the junk drawer, you’re gonna flag sumthin?
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll flog it!
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll frog it!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You two disgust me.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't tell if you are joking or not
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT JOKING
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sorry it offended you
But I maintain it isn’t that bad of a joke to make, when said in a extreme non-realistic way.
Around other adults.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My frog joke really offended you? I mean, I know it wasn’t funny, but…
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you mocked a legitmate flag
I’m not sure what else to say.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
I am not joking around.
This is NEVER something to be made light of.
NEVER.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, then tell me
No reason to alert the authorities.
Take it easy.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what the preview button is for.
With no way to edit comments, this will just sit here.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it that bad?
I apologize for hurting you.
It’s just a joke, and making light of the extreme accusations the dad was saying.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just as dave does like to use rape metaphors i can see where he's coming from
but this jd has been teetering on the edge for a while now, it was bound to start getting deep into the dark caverns of the morty zone.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the sound of the morty zone
Sounds funny.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
by The Pirate on May 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*i meant to say doesn't oops
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only seen that once
And I sent him a letter.
Are you saying there were others?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a tendency to tipple the line and make Nazi jokes and abduction jokes and such that I don't find the most funny and others might be insulted by
Then again the father was overreacting like crazy (why does he sit his son in these seats? To be close to the action, right?) when and Glen Davis literally crossed the line but in pure joy. So I can see both sides.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I'll just die and make everyone happy then :-(
No, of course, I say silly stuff for a joke, using bad subject matter in a humorous way. Some is fine to some and when something is something someone had happen to them, they can react like Haildablazer did.
But I ask that, where we are now, deep in the junk drawer and surrounded by adults, we take it for what it is: a dumb joke for other adults.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
You did NOT just say that.
Now, not only are you not satisfied with your stupid “joke” you’re calling ME immature (or at least not an adult, which is the same thing)
I want to say so many things not allowed on BEdge right now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is my email
Mortimerfromblazersedge@gmail.com.
I am totally fine with you yelling at me. I ain’t angry at you, at all.
I am including you as one of the adults we’re just having an easy junk drawer conversation with.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And be mad at me
Don’t be mad at others for not sharing your outrage over the joke.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morty, you rule.
A guy can’t spend time thinking about where he falls on someone’s offended-o-meter. There are few things more annoying than exaggerated outrage.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
by TheTinfoil on May 12, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
You must feel special
being the only person defending this trash.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Others emailed me :)
Look, everyone has a different POV about jokes. Why do you still want to argue it?
You’ve made jokes in this thread people could easily be upset by. But they are just jokes.
You’re looking for a problem where none exists.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don’t respond to each other for a while, then one day one of you will say something innocuous and the other will respond in kind like nothing ever happened and all will be good again. I heard that’s how these things work.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
by JamesOn on May 12, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to write
That I am in favor of email if anything more should be said, and not yelling at others who aren’t me.
I won’t say it now.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow stranger
where you been?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
School, exercising in anticipation of a summer that might never come in Oregon, going outside, seething over your interracial relationship. The usual.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
by JamesOn on May 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha...
morty’s married now and I am heading down the alter within the year.. taken all your nubian ladies away from you!
I was in portland last weekend, it was really really nice.. i couldnt complain..
then came home to 80 degree days in perpetuity. it gets old
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the heck are you talking about?
The father was an idiot, but you’re justifying this “j….o…..k….e….”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a difference between the Nazi jokes that make light of Fascism
And a “joke” about the holocaust.
Just like there’s a difference between an “abduction” (“Hey, did you hear about the guy the aliens abducted…?”) joke and child molestation.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you KIDDING?
Man up to what you said, and don’t hide behind a link.
If you’re going to apologize: then APOLOGIZE.
I will NOT accept an “apology” with strings attached.
You crossed the line. Think before “joking”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did think
I hit preview.
I wrote it, and I don’t mind the joke. I am sorry that you do. I am not hiding, I am making clear my reference in case you thought it came from nowhere.
I know people who have been abused, in case this is a personal hot button issue, and I take it seriously. But there is humor in everything, and I don’t mind using something that bad and using it in an extreme example of what the dad is accusing Glen Davis of.
I’m sure there are examples of many jokes you find fine but others don’t. It’s just personal taste, and I do apologize it offended you.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE NEVER ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
Stop posting right now.
You’re WAY over the line.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of COURSE he didn't
I am using irony and sarcasm to make light of what he is accusing Davis of, when it was a totally normal thing Davis did.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009