5/12 - Flag this Junk Drawer
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 4:41 PM PDT
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PrintMy wife and all her coworkers are Blackberry instant message addicts. This one guy we know from her work, was sent an IM from another coworker. It was of a photo of her naked in bed, with just the sheet covering up her honey pot. She says it was an accident, and I half believe her because she is a lesbian and our friend is her boss. It didn't keep me from reenacting the pose and putting it on Facebook.
{One Update Yo!}
I changed the photo to a tomato because my man boobs are un-epic.
P.S. I updated the post just to be a jerk.
P.S.S. So's your face.
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I put Antonio Harvey... that guy is so full of himself... although it is so over the top it makes me laugh some times.
I wish I could have two votes though No. 2 is the loaded Orygun guys.
nice... him and Wheels are the worst combo ever.
Every time I listen to them I just get pissed off because they make is sound like the Blazers are getting hosed every play.
I dunno, Dwight Jaynes could take the crown
Even though he’s “retired”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted for Canzano simply because I couldn't vote for both him and Jaynes
and Jaynes is retired.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
Not really
He still blogs, and gets on Sports Sunday, and has his press pass.
He’s “Retired” but somehow he’s become more of an idiot.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
he is my hero... I am a card carrying member of NOMAM (was that it?)
plus like Al Bundy I spend every day reliving my glory days (high school) and trying to avoid having to sleep with my wife.
flagged it for being inappropriate
BlazersEdge is a place for discussions of Bayless’ legend and Blazer Dancers, not pictures of half naked TiH.
and i can’t believe you are that white and you live in hawaii.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
unless i am missing some inside joke
in which case, im sorry
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Maybe he's an albino.
Here’s what I imagine Tom looks like:
Do you ever blog from inside the Pit of Despair?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that guy has a farmers tan
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you should wear a sunblock thong... that'd be great
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
we should have a poll
about the number of times TiH is mistaken for a tourist each day.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
where is the "tominhawaii" option?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
where is the "Blazer Dancers" option?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds better in the original Klingon
or something like that…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If a Bulls player was a McDonalds menu item (they want more variety than the BigMac/Chalupa when scoring 100)
http://www.blogabull.com/2009/5/12/871598/what-if-i-dont-want-a-big-mac-no
Hilarious. If you don’t want to make the jump, here is future Blazer Kirk McBreakfast
Kirk Hinrich – Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit. A lot of really solid, good things in this one that blend nicely into a yummy option. Not one ingredient really stands out from the others, but all the basics are covered and overall it’s just a very comfortable choice that’s hard to go wrong with. Too bad breakfast may not be in the plans.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
You forgot the guys from KobeStoppers and BeyondBowie, although they are too new to be hated
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
What about Tony Luftman
Michael, tell them what they’ve won
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
A basketball game
that never gets old.. am i right? :P
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
That joke is older
than Greg Oden.
But so is this joke, apparently.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE his "Tell them what they've won" thing
I mean, he uses it when a team has actually won something, and everyone ALREADY KNOWS what has been won. It’s stupid, and shows zero creativity.
Tony Luftman… Tragically he was born without a personality.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh crap
I forgot those guys because League Pass cut them out about half way through the season. Should I bother adding them? Nah, I’ll do it and just say I added them late.
Michael Holton should be seperate from Tony Fluffman
I mean, at least Holton knows how to break down a basketball play.
Tom: Tell them what they’ve won! (by winning something…)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Center for Advanced Food Technology
I can google too
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Citizens Against French Toast
Freedom toast, everyone!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
try ebay or craigslist
lots of people think they want to be artists… then get bored… then sell their expensive tools for cheap
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
get some wolverine claws
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Can't help you there
but I know a guy who makes some pretty rad tools for steelmaking out of clay. Of course, they keep breaking, but that makes his business recession-proof.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
nice.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this one
Canadian Aerobic Fitness Test
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They're cheap.
Get the small, flat wooden kind with the rounded ends. They usually come packed in a flavored, frozen sugar water shell…I think that’s so they don’t break. Some are available individually, but the industry standard is the two pack so you’ll have a spare.
You might have to order them online.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
PTI just did a toss up: Who would you rather have, Greg or Yao?
They both noted that Yao went down with injuries in three straight seasons, but nonetheless he played in more games this year than Oden, and has been successful in the NBA so far.
They both chose Yao. In reality, neither of them talked much about Oden, other than noting he’ll need to prove he can stay healthy first. It was mainly about Yao, since he recently went down.
Greg
I would take the following players or combos over Greg at this time:
- Dwight Howard
- Kevin Durant and Brook Lopez
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I'd only take Dwight, at this point. Given those two choices.
Brook Lopez’s numbers would easily be matched (or exceeded) if Nate had actually bothered to design some plays for him like the Nets do with B.L.
I mean, throwing K.D. in there is a bit over the top, so I’ll remain loyal, and not give in to a fangasm.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We could have had the Durant/Lopez combination relatively easily
I don’t think it would have been difficult to trade into the #9 slot to draft him last year. I would make that swap also.
I was just going to say this
Like I said, y’all can go ahead and have your fangasm on what might be, or fansturbate on what might have been. I’m going with what the Blazers have now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She should become a journalist
She has the skillz to be the next Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you HATE both of them right? :)
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything above the neck
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True.
If I saw a photo of those two ONLY below the neck, I’d probably take a second look.
Ah, Anne Coulter; the Queen of “Cute till she opens her mouth”.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
What is it with right-wingers and sorta-good-looking female media personalities?
Coulter and Malkin, for starters. Watching FOX News some nights is kinda like dining at Hooters. And then who do they nominate for VP?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the right wingers don't like unattractive bitter women.
Nancy Pelosi and Hilary CLinton used to be Republicans but they got so tired of the dirty old men not checking them out that they switched parties.
Must....
Not…
Make…
Ad…
Hominem…
Comment….!
Talking….
Like….
SHATNER!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking more like Deadpool
But the real Shatner works for me.
Nice link, that made me laugh.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
To point out the obvious
tastes in these matters vary in accordance with age and political views. I would have to say that in the not too distant past, Nancy was a rilf, and Hillary a silf.
You might need to define those.
I’m with the “Milf” thing, but…
huh?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I get that
But what’s the S in “SILF” and what’s the R in “RILF”?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Senator
and
Representative
???
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Like he said
People you’d have “Congress” with
I will now proceed with kicking myself.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Congress
lol
classic
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I just got it.
I may be slow, but I miss a lot!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that may have been my last productive thought of the day
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
As a conservative...
…and a Christian, I find both of them absolutely repugnant. Nothing they espouse aligns with any truly conservative or Christian principle whatsoever. Coulter and Malkin can be absolutely vile.
Really, from my perspective, these two are a perfect example of why politically speaking Christians and Conservatives have been given a black eye in the last decade. I’ve been really saddened to witness so many people who claim faith in Jesus being seduced into ideologies which oppose nearly everything in the Bible. I won’t pontificate at length about all of that, but just want to say the best well-known politcal examples of Christianity and Conservatism are men like Ron Paul and Allen Keyes.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
as a human being
i find politicians absolutely repugnant… the best well known political examples are everyone in Washington.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't blame you there.
Frankly both parties are polluted with crooks. Republicrats and Democans. One is a behavioral facist and the other an ideological one.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
If you hate Ann Coulter
And you’re can handle cuss words, Google her name with the word butt. I’m not sure of any other safe way of telling you how to find the link. It is really raunchy and funny. It’s not nudity so you don’t have to worry about that.
When I get home
I may try that. But not here at work….
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahhaahh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Ann Coulter's profile of Sarah Palin in the annual TIME 100 was one of the worst pieces I have ever read
I felt it was insulting to liberals, republicans, Palin, and maybe even Coulter herself.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Boo! Boo!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what you are trying to convey with this post
Dismay with Coulter? With me? With Cornell?
It's a junk drawer, man....
…go with the flow…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tomatos are the most violent, unpredictable vegetable.
And don’t tell me they’re a fruit.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
It's a pumpkin.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
They should throw pumpkins
instead of tomatoes.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Like one of the Killer Tomatoes, actually.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I throw it in my wife's face too
Coulter went to the Law school too, so my wifey is pretty much related to Coulter.
Who the hell thinks Coulter is cute? She is extremely ugly even before she opens her mouth.
Gawd she’s gross.
Seriously, she looks like dried white dog poop stretched out over wire hangers.
People think she’s attractive?
She reminds me of the Nazi’s faces melting at the end of Raiders.
Good lord she’s ugly.
Mortimer.
PS: Ann Coulter is ugly is what I’m trying to say.
What??
I’m still not clear…
Are you trying to say Couler is ugly?
Nice, btw, breaking Godard’s Law so soon for us.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
does she ever smile?
or is that only after she has deboweled her mate?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And eaten them.
She’s not happy till her mate is resting in her gullet.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Coulter is good at making herself look bad.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Coulter looks kinda like Haarlow
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
bingo
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You're an ad hominem!!!
Rebecca forever!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
the one who is giving me the snide
i know more than you look… no ma’am you do not.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rebecca is much more attractive.
A very sweet smile too.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
How could you????!?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
they are each equally as stupid as well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
man It's hard to tell what you're commenting on this far fromt the original post...
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
THAT’s what she’s saying?!?!?
Oh man…. My girlfriend would want to have words with you about that one, Sophia.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lamo ok great bring it on
i love how u just said that to try and prove you actually have a girlfriend
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
hahahahahahahaha
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
You ad hominem!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Coulter looks like
Tony Luftman dressed up as Rebecca Haarlow.
by antediluvian on May 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what Ann Coulter reminds me of?
A dementor in Harry Potter.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought you were gonna say
Voldemort pre-facial completion
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That might work too
Michelle Malkin is, of course, Bellatrix LaStrange
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i kinda dig Bellatrix
I’d let her use my wand…
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love that she is somehow still popular
and not even for the right reason…
Miss California pageant committee BOUGHT her implants for Miss USA contest so Cali would win. How hilariously awesome is that. and yet.. all anyone talks about is her horrible speaking..
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
She should be allowed to think whatever she wants
I don’t like the bashing over that, she can think what she wants.
And the other stuff… Jesus Christ, it’s a beauty pageant, who gives a crap.
Morty!
If we don’t uphold high standards for thought and beauty pageants we’ll be no worse than the animals, with their wildly unpredictable thoughts and shoddily produced pageants.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i could care less about what she said
i want to hear more about this free implant program for contestants..
save me some bucks
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you needed reduction surgery...
wtf?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i MEANT for my daughter
jeez..
(cries softly in my pillow)
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
A girl's husband should pay for the breast enlargement
It is part of our culture.
PS: Man I hate fake boobies. HATES ’EM.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec
let’s start the Anti-Fake-Boobies movement right here, with the BEdge army.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
In the most sexist voice I can muster
If you can touch em, they ain’t fake
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(in same voice)
More than a handfull’s a waste….so lets make sure every gal has at least a handfull
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
well i prefer au natural
but if she gonna get em i say we make the pageant pay for em
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
o man your going to upset
all the boob-implantees around here!
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah like.....
Ummm…..
ummm….
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Miled Animal's are like rocks
He shows em off all the time but gets upset when he catches ya staring.
It’s like, what the hell, am I right?
Like with most plastic surgery, the problems really start when you overdo it
Then the girl sits there and says: Hey, I always wanted to be a C cup. But now that I see it, I want to be DD. And many doctors don’t have the fortitude to say “TOO MUCH! Trust me, I do that 300 times per year”.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
The one plastic surgery you can’t have enough of is hand-smoothening.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine quite a few BEdgers have smooth enough hands
lotion does wonders for that
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Never quite smooth enough.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
on yer hands?
or yer bag?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I put it on my feet because they dry and crack and it has made my hands ever so soft.
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
my girlfriend says masturbation is proably what keeps my hands so smooth
i’m glad she’s cool with that.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
poeple raed wodrs ni chnucks adn it doesnt alwsya matert if teh letetres aer ni teh rihgt odrder
i will probably use safari instead of firefox cuz the spellcheck in the title bar thingymabober.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
I like the one that gives Asian people round eyes
If every Asian person would get that surgery, racism would end.
Then who would Rudy and his teammates make fun of?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
;-)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
psshhh
so they are all gonna pose as unbelieveably sexy successful millionaires?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for the other stuff
Come on man, In England they are were racist towards the Irish, now they’re being racist towards the REDHEADS!!!!!
A majority of white people, given the opportunity, will find the difference between each other, and kill one another for it.
“You’re favorite color is BLUE?!?!?! DIE HEATHEN!!!!!!”
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
to be fair
gingers have no souls..
/cartman’d
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Nevermind that half of the British Royal family is now “Ginger”
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And if you don't stop soon, enough, you end up like this (and I even think it has become worse)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Courtside?
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If this happened to you, you would need plastic surgery.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have an old pair of boots that look just like this.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I think Mickey Rourke had his excessive skin worked into a pair of boots
Or was that Michael Douglas?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Oh *shudder*
Whoa. That’s something I’m never going to be able to get out of my mind.
Like a 500lb. woman in spandex, some things are just too much.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
shes hot
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I know, I <3 Iggy Pop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you got it! :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
You don't get it. That is a before and after picture.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
REC
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Which is which?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Horrible speaking?
She spoke just fine. They gave her a loaded question and she gave an honest answer, something those girls almost never do. I don’t agree with her answer, but I respect her for giving it.
haha.. oh you have only heard the pageant
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..i dont care about her answers either way, but she is a trainwreck speaking and should just stop and smile pretty
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The one girl they showed on The Soup
When Kenan asked her some political question and she gave one of the best non-answers ever… THAT deserves more crap than a beauty queen not liking gay marriage.
Man, that was a good answer. If I wasn’t lazy I’d find the clip.
I feel it’s a matter of integrity that you find that clip.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
the soup is notoriously hard to find the clip you want
you pretty much give you the clip they show you
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
But I really feel this is a matter of integrity.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Whether or not you fall in the middle, the left, or the right.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
But were you raised to know right from wrong?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He was raised to know right from left.
Let’s not confuse him now…
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t feel that you’re saying this with the utmost conviction.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
bwahaha
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
good point actually
I’m not so bothered by it. What I am bothered by is her open endorsement of Anti-Gay groups (some REALLY bad ones)
I’m getting my links together now, don’t worry.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the same girl who couldn't read a map, or do we have a new dumb beauty queen each season?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
lol
They are all the same, yet different…
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, Seinfeld
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
she's is such a negative embodiment of all the terrible double standards and sexism so rampant in that industry
it’s disgusting. . .
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
i should say that ALL those beauty pagaent chics are ridiculously disgusting
and at this point i want to know, if the point is to get money from rations and blah blah … how are they still doing this??
well by having astute judges name perez ask about gay marriage to someone that saches and smiles for a living…?
whats offensive is it’s a generated controversy obviously
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
lmao correction : rations= ratings
jessus.. put the coffee down sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Redacted!!!
Thanks, Redaction Man!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be cool
if a beauty pageant contestant were to come out on stage.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Was she telling the truth
or just pretending?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
pause
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I'm dissin pageants, here..
on the off chance THAT question was misunderstood.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And I'm at work, anyway...
and unable to view videos…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
really , THAT funny?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Oh man when she admitted she was gay
It is funny when someone admits their sexual leanings to the world.
i know
i was being stupid lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Really...
Was that called for?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and now all these conversation threads get interesting… I’ve been waiting for this
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
truly
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It took three beers
But now it’s getting interesting!
I swear that’s not the beer.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i almost left that ;)
oh well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
this just in
Sophia does not want World Peace!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Or cute kittens
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Sophia is an Evil Mastermind bent on World Domination
Not that we’d mind. But still. She’s like Dr. Evil with a bone thrown to her.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Where does she keep the sharks?
with frikkin lasers
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
<3
my work is done here
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
hahah read about him yesterday
what a loooooooozer
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Everyone is lame on that one!
Davis was a dork for running into him and getting the kid with his arm, and the Dad was being whiny and over-reactive to the whole thing.
Davis should have wandered back over 1 minute later to say hi to the kid and make sure he was ok. The Dad should have told the kid “getting hit by players is the risk you take to enjoy these amazing front row seats”.
And then it would have never been in my news feed!
It's a non-event.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis is ok
I got slightly punched in the face in high school because I was standing next to the guy who was punching another guy. He kind of did a round house and didn’t even know he hit me. When your emotions are that high, there are a lot of things you don’t notice.
Maybe
But both of Davis’ feet were out of bounds, and he demonstrated that he was aware of his surroundings by avoiding the ref.
The dad did make himself look like an idiot, but he’s not asking for a fine or a suspension or ANYTHING but an apology, which Davis should give. He reaches, and pushes the kid out of the way. It’s not rough, but it’s unnescesary. The kid had turned around after the shot went in (understandable. That’s usually my reaction to something like that is to turn away briefly.)
He should send the little Magic fan a Celtics jersey. That would be funny.
PLUS
To all who would say that’s the price of front row seats:
This was not a player diving into the stands after a loose ball. Davis made a shot from 15 feet out, which means he has at least 10 feet of OPEN COURT to run down to his bench. Instead, he runs OUT OF BOUNDS.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted Canzono.
Only because there was no Tony Luftman option.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
Why is this getting recs instead of flags?
I heard fanposts turn red and flash. Same for the comments. I ain’t never seen nothing red here.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m scared to rage against the machine. The machine will find you.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Is that the joke here?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
to be honest
flagging requires too much work
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I got an idea for a Fatty trap
You won’t actually catch him, but you’re sure to get a response. Write a fanpost about your desire to get an Oden tattoo and ask for suggestions.
If you caught him
what would you do with him?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Let him starve in my Pit of Despair.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
that ugly face being posted twice is too much ugly
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I just had to use it again.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
hey
I used to watch the Captain!!!
Not vey much, he was too ugly…
But, still I am offended!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be really interested to hear or see him define what a "baller" is and who the top 15 ballers in the NBA are
moses malone
he did wonders for hakeem amare and yao,and unlike most of the blazers organization he’s a serious baller.who man’s up and god does most of this blazers roster needs that infusion of manhood.go to houston like most nba stars do during the summer.put away the damn shoolbooks boy and become a real nba center.stop acting like a stiff and just man*up.you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Absolutely
The Enforcer is the Man.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Did you really have to post that?
My eyes are bleeding now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Norsk is just showing Tom
how to get a post flagged.
Next, Tom will be shown how to get a tan…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
nice
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
he usually offers the counterpoint “vanilla” to further classify a true baller.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I like calling him
Von “Cookie Monster” Wafer
Or just Baron Cookie.
Man, am I glad we got rid of him… HEADCASE!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that guy is so full of himself.
He should be on the list of players that think they are better than they actually are.
What I hate the most
Is after EVERY time he scores he acts like he just won a world championship.
Ugh… I was never a fan of his.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
haha exactly.
He flips his lid every time he makes one basket. I was so ecstatic when Greg blocked his dunk attempt on the baseline.
Oh sweetness of sweetness.
He actually was TERRIBLE when he had to play with either Greg of Przy on the floor.
Something about not being very good, and extremely predictable with his release…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
And the NBA rim records it’s 200th block of the season…
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
To rebut Fatty's point
a selfish stat-hound like Moses is the last guy we want Oden learning from.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Or how to miss intentionally
and rebound his own shot.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
oooohhhhh
Burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hey we didnt say Ricky Davis
Moses Malone at least missed at the right end
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
2nd degree burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And managed to make it LOOK like he was trying to make a shot.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a friend with a new game that has to "show you how to play"
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
between baller, vanilla wafer, and a couple of other words, we could make a dictionary of fattyisms.
And seriously, have you noticed that ever since the season ended he posts everything with some variation to the ending:
you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
If Artest can say it, so can I. Broy>Kobe.
This Junk Drawer is doomed.
Doooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmed!!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Like the L*kers
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
For a half second I thought this said
“I like the L*kers”
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GASP.... CHOKING ON BILE.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, it didn’t.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
lol those are awesome shots
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hi
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
What????
No signature?!?!
How do I know this is Sophia?!?!?
Watch out everyone!!! the Bodysnatchers have arrived!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
-sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Let’s get them, friend.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
(hug)
My dissertation is killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly, with his saw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-ong.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Break time. I got a fellowship so the pressure to perform is off a little bit. I still have a twenty page thing due on Friday, but I am so burnt out I had to come here for a bit.
Oh, and, (hug back)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
blazersedge
is always good for that :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Wendy over at Blogabull has a similar dissertation problem. She copes with comparing Bulls players to McDonalds meals
See above or blogabull
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
oh man
that sounds like too much work lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
That was really funny.. I actually am working on a Basketball IQ post for TiH. Is he still in here?
TOM?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you HAVE to post that on the elitist fanposts
10 rec’s instantly …
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
A Wendy talking about McDonalds
Oh the irony
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They can have my body
just as long as they bring me back a younger, better looking one.
My wife will be eternally grateful.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Whoops should be reply to bodysnatchers comment above
Dang, I hates that!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
mine
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Damning yourself with faint praise, I see. :)
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
praise?
I think not.
I hate myself with a passion reserved for the bedroom.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You, sir, are a cad
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a Wii for a wedding present
What are the good Wii games? It was a package that came with the Wii fit, Mario Kart, those games that come with an extra controller… so I got the basics.
I love the sports games that come with the Wii. Mario Kart is Mario Kart, so it’s fun. What else is good?
i personally love video games that feature lots of murder and prostitute raping
..
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
both of you have serious issuess...i offer counseling in exchange for happy hour beer
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
That'd be fun with the Wii controller
I will borrow GTA4 for the Xbox360… I never play nuthin’ no mo’ cuz of time, so maybe thats why I like my Wii now. Fun short games that I can use my now-elite athleticism for.
fun short games
with the wii controller ..
you should get your wife the WII cooking game.. . SHE WOULD LOVE THAT
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I love Wii Laundry and Wii Pick Up The Place the best.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Wii Nagging and Wii Leisure Suit Larry is great for your post-honeymoon Morty
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Wii Naggz is the bomb!!!!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh and Wii Can’t Drink For Three Weeks Cuz Wii Might Be Pregnant
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
i think the regular wii would suffice.. what else can she do on a saturday night when she’s home alone thinking of all her free unmarried friends
lol
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
There are only two levels, and the second one is lonely.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
But the sequel, Wii Have To Date Again is pretty cool.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wii Pretend to Be Interested In Our Appearance and Try To Meet Girls At The Gym?
That game is impossible. Take it from someone who goes to a gym.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wii Flex in front of mirror while wearing baseball hat at gym
is usually fun.. spend a lot of time alone though
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you’ve found a keeper when he wears a baseball cap at the gym.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
nothing says im serious here
than a Famous Stars and Stripes baseball hat while flexing in the mirror
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
“Hey, li’l lady…you need a spot?”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that hat always comes with
new balance shoes with no socks, short shorts and a smedium size T-shirt
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no sleeves.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
+ after the gym: inseam on lightwash jeans is one inch too short
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You wanna flex those NB’s.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
My youngest sister got me a pair of jeans like that for X-mas
I try them on, and I say “why did you get me gay guy jeans”?
The waist fits, but I got big strong manly legs and they’re so tight, and hug the crotch, and the space between crotch and waist band is like 3 inches…
They’re not really my style, I guess.
Wait, a three inch fly?
Are they girl jeans?
Did your sister buy a pair of jeans for herself, not like them, and then give them to you?
OR:
Did she secretly hope you would give them back?
?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
haha at the second suggestion
:)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
It's those hip hugging "here is my crotch" jeans
I’m a bit taller than her so she can cut off a foot from the legs, I guess.
She usually buys me stuff that fits perfect… maybe she just wants me to show off the crotch more.
what do tight pants and cheap hotels have in common?
no ball room
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
what's your response
“sure i’ll help you dear”
or
(blank stare)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
“You’re spotting me fine from there, thanks.”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
perfect
<3
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
That sounds like you wanna do it
Or will at least be translated that way.
And yes, you gotta call it “doing it”.
I like calling it “porking”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
as a fan of agriculture
I prefer PLOW as the correct nomenclature
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Putting “pork” into love songs makes them much nicer. I like Boyz II Men:
“I’ll make pork to you, like you want me to”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You can pork me in the morning
You can pork me in the night.
You can pork me when you want to pork me.
I bet when girls sit around the campfire and share love stories
They use pork more often than not. And the word “gash”.
“Cram” gets to me.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhh geez Mabel I sure got crammed good last night
See, I sound like a dame just typing it. It’s such a girl thing to so.
she got gashed last night
sounds like somebody was trying to murder the lady
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
not really
sounds like the EMTs arrived on scene and saved you from the person who gashed you
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I guarantee
You whisper it to your special lady, she’ll be like butter in a measuring cup you just melted in the microwave to put on your air popped popcorn.
The whole popcorn things sound sexier than getting gashed.
I’d rather do some mashing, anyway.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
say what?
I want you cram your gash?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Man you're a natural
I’m feeling my owns legs get a lil’ squiggly and gushy, it sounds so nice.
Change the first “you” to “to” and you’re golden, Pony Boy!!
i use to say "making babies" but now that i have kids...it's not funny anymore hahahaha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
That’s like greek tragedy, man
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
it sounds funny
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
it's called "Wii only say that in the Mirror - Alpha/Beta never launch"
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
if i type "lmao" one more time i'll max out for the hour
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
please tell me u have seen that clip
vimeo thingy in which the women are playing the shii vacuum , the shii iron , the shii cooking dinner, and the shii blow job games.
i cant link it
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Whaaaaat?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it' hilarious...well, shallow but funny
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
it's not funny at all
thats the point
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
hahahah you know it's funny because of who created it!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
who made it?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
a bunch of idiot pre-pubescent kids i think...
well, let’s just say i thought i saw PrezofDeath in the credits…hahahah
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
bwahahaha
oh man that was funny did u seriously see it tho?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
yeah it's dumb...i mean, they were on to something but really bad execution...
and the whole vacuum, cooking…that’s lame…
it should be, Shii backstabbing, gossiping, smacking her hubby upside down…etc hahaha
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
you got the last 1 <3 u
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
i'm kidding Prez!!! holla at your brother from another motha!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
what should I holla about?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
unrec
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Why even mention it?
I’m not the kind of person that goes looking/linking to that sort of garbage… so why not just let ignorance be bliss?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
you piqued my interest
WHY not funny? satire?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i cant see youtube at work
so here is the google search result link
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
damnit
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=shii&aq=f&oq=
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
it's a skit from some belguim comedy
m!lf…
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
cmon...
that is funny..
especially the swallow in the last scene.. comedy gold.
its just silly
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAhDf4dt2nA
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
My 7-year old son for some reason
likes to play Cooking Mama…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Don't sweat it.
I love cooking.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
?
.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
What's the "?" for?
I really love cooking, this guy was sounding like that’s a problem.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate cooking so bad. I will fight someone not to cook. RIGHT NOW.
WHO WANTS SOME?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
the guy "spotting" you at the gym
take him down
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s on like The Wrath of Khan.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
I love cooking.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then you have to find someone who likes cooking to fight.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
word up!!! you will be my bizzzznizz when i come see you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
My cooking sucks
I get to do the dishes. :(
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I co-cook with the girlfriend.
Minus the girlfriend I burn things.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
There is one area where I cook better than my wife
and that is, of course, the Grill.
She to this day seems to fail to understand the concept of indirect heat—and cannot grill chicken without burning it to a crisp.
But I love her anyway…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i was just being silly
and well rude.
you know me
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
lol
Yeah I do.
You stick to your guns, Sophia. A+ in my book. I might not always agree with you, but you have my vote no matter what.
lol, you can try to get me to Troll, you naughty girl, but only Fatty on the Main Page can truly get me unhinged!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate cooking soo much that i actually live on grass and water
my son and I are really fit
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Really fit antelopes?
I live on pretzels and tuna.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i live on my hopes and dreams
im VERY skinny
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you have to chase your dreams, so you get a lot of cardio?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
there just arent many left
and im starving
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
pretzels ftw..
popcorn (you know the seeds and actual popcorn popper) and tuna is pretty much my diet.
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Air popper?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A working one?
You know how hard it is to find a good air popper these days? Mine finally went out recently, and the replacement burned up after 2 uses.
Back in pdx I had one of those poppers, left it behind when I came to NYC. I am shedding a tear for it now. Microwave popcorn tastes so bad, I’m not even going to bother coming up with a metaphor for it.
It probably doesn’t help that I don’t own a microwave and cook it on a gas burner, but whatever.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate microwaves
in general . .
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Vinnie Johnson was a fine player
though maybe before your time…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even own a microwave.
If I can’t cook it… I shouldn’t eat it.
That’s my philosophy.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
copycat.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, unexpected posse.
HIGH FIVE!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
“I don’t even own a microwave”
see above.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
W. T. F. E.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
D.R.X.L.R.
But seriously, I don’t know what your acronym means, I just spelled drexler without vowels.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
another version of "whatever"
Whatever you want to read into that…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not a real website.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
but is a good description of me...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I said, that’s not a real website!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
urbandictionary.com i just misspelled it to be silly
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
I got it.
Apparently some here are phillistines.
who knew?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a Junk Drawer man.
For once I don’t have to worry about cohesion, context or clarity….
Bask off!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But why did you misspell it cleverly twice?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he's twice as clever as the rest of us!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch. You got me, man. I gave you that one like an alley-oop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm using safari
and it was saying “posting” and i must have double clicked or something, i usually use firefox but someone criticized my slight dyslexia in the title bar so i switched to safari which has spellcheck in the titlebar, but is crappier.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Well, I feel like a fool now, for thinking it was funny, when it was just a tech thing.
Wait…have the machines gained a sense of humor?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't reply!
Deny Deny Deny like a Bush admin staffer!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
When I lived in Germany
I didn’t have a microwave, and it only bugged me come leftover time, since I’m always big on leftovers.
Having to only make what I was gonna eat was annoying, but I got used to it.
BIG BOOMING ANOUNCER VOICE:
That’s what the OVEN is for!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And it can burn you! AND IT DOES!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re only good for muffins. Otherwise they make bread soggy and leave you that special icy center,
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
4:20?
Or did you mean the kind that grows in the lawn?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
whats the diff.?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
lol
LOL!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried that with bananas
Until someone told me “have you ever seen a skinny ape”?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
have you ever even seen an APE?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Have you ever seen a skinny OLD German person?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah i was at the dallas game
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Dirk isn't old
Just wait… 10 years from now he’ll be 6’11" 400 lbs.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
A tall white Charles Barkley
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
via wikipedia:
“As of March 19, 2009, Bradley is co-hosting a sports talk radio show on 1280 the Zone in Salt Lake City, Utah.”
But I can change it if it’s not to your liking.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Change it to
Michael Jordan failed to return Bradley’s skill from the Nerdlucks citing religious differences and fear of his blocking ability in the paint.
Thank you :)
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Fixed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Bradley#Post-basketball_career
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What now?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, just best-guessage. Using my feminine instincts. :)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
whatev!!! i saw you and the sliders making out
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Don't get the Iron Chef America Wii game
It sucks super bad. I intentionally left it at a friends house.
but but but
the Chairman was in Brotherhood of the Wolf!!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't think they have many of those for the Wii...
One reason we got a Wii and not an Xbox or a PS is that GTA and its ilk aren’t available.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think GTA San Andreas has to be more culturally insensitive. It’s the equivalent of a culture obsessed with Holocaust movies or something.
Oh, wait…
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for GTB Portland
Grand Theft Bicycle
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s called zoobombing, and it’s just as offensive.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lmao
GTA5: Revenge of the Bicyclists
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Kind of like the bonus level on Postal?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
should be
GTA5: The Bicyclists Strike Back
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
I call Sam Adams character
im gonna get faded and run into them and then drive away! YEAY!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a level where you hijack a MAX train?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i love san andreas
such a fun game.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
True dat!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It leaves you the freedom to be as insensitive as you want
When I played it last year and was in a crappy mood, I could just wield my pump gun or rocket launcher and blast some guy or car away. You can also go to a hooker, and after you are done beat the crap out of her with a baseball bat to get your money back. You can of course also never go to a hooker. You choice. Your world.
I love that the creators were among the Time 100 this year, and the profile read something along the lines of “there is no proven relation between violence in real life and in video games, but procrastination leading to dropped GPA’s, ending relationships, marriages, etc.” :)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
" wield my pump gun or rocket launcher"
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Reminds me of The Beatles.
“And I feel my finger on your trigger”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
or more blatently AC/DC
let me put my love in you babe
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, more like KISS:
“You pull the trigger of my love gun, love gun!”
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Spinal Tap
I think I’ll sink her with my pink torpedo…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
All these bands are rather confident aren't they?
Imagine the dissapointment.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
They're all too drunk to care
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
you my friend, like Morty and BFan1, also have issues...
my offer is extended to you
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
hahaha, you forgot to add cooking for them after
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
NBA 2k-anything`
The 2K franchise is so vastly superior to EA, it’s a joke..
Are 2K games available for Wii?\
This would make me look like less of an idiot (slightly)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I got 'em for my 360
I like the 2k series, Live is too arcadey.
It’s pretty much the only game I play, because of time… just 2k NBA basketball.
like what i will do to Prez, gonna smash you in that too
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?
-Mr Blonde
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no not really...hahah...i'm a blazer fan...so i'm a softy and will get hard enough to bite in 2 years
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
i call
bull. Bulls.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Knock Out...
so i can knock you the F out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
Oh man I love boxing games
I’m a Golden Gloves champion in those games. No one can beat me in the Wii boxing that comes with the Wii. My whole family was beatened and bloodied by my battering ram fistststststs!
oh morty dogg...you know when i roll down to see you in LA, i'll force you to wear your KB24 jersey and give you a beat down!!!
Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooot Wooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!
when whole family=a 6 yr old and a 90 yr old
im not impressed. take it to the streets morty
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah phoo my family is street
My dad got in so many fights he has no mo’ nose bone, he can push it flat. My mom’s family sold horses and then stole them in the middle of the night. My brother was the school bully who would beat up bus drivers and get kids jaw wired.
STRAIGHT STREET.
AND I BEAT THEM IN WII BOXING, AND EVEN MY LIL’ SISTERS.
WHICH MAKES ME SOME SORT OF UBER-STREET HOOD.
the mean streets of Griffith Park kid!
you mean to tell me your family are stampeders.. FOR SHAME!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
boom blox kid
keep you entertained for hours
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Tiger Woods
is good clean fun
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
But he's such a dirty, dirty boy...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
golfing games
tennis
baseball
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
Anybody ever broken a Wii controller
over their knee after a particularly bad slice?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
over a face
but lets face it, he made me miss that putt by being ALIVE.. i hate him so
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have wrapped the cord around his neck as well.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite is still the Wii sport
I have Call of Duty. It’s pretty cool and I have this one with rabbits but it’s at a friends house and I can’t remember the name. If you have a Wii fit, one game you race on your butt.
Rayman Rabbids?
The French game where you are shooting plungers at bunnies?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you continue to distribute these flyers to fill my most pressing team improvement needs?
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4922/stackforsale.gif
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6272/sergioforsale.gif
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
dang it's five already?
i only got to waste an hour of time :(
have a great night everyone <3
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
alright kids
its been fun.. taking the dogs to the park.. stay outta trouble
and check these lovely ladies out if you cant handle anymore Coulter/Haarlow
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
What is better: Getting paid to watch sport, or getting paid to do sport?
Well, of course you tend to get more doing it except in amateur sports/sports TV is not interested in.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
do sport
A) Better Conditioning, better overall body health (depending on the sport)
B) More Ladies (as a result of fame + option A)
C) More Money (usually)
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
NBA columnist for national organization or Backup in D-League?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I will ALWAYS choose "Play"
Rather than “Say”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You can get paid to watch a sport for forever and a day
And you don’t even have to be GOOD at it to get paid!
Playing
No question.
I have a muscular disorder that prevented me from playing past high school, but I would always choose to have a direct effect on the outcome of a game, than being the nerd that can only comment and critique from the sidelines.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Chad Ford likes Blake Griffin
I just spent the day with [Blake Griffin] in San Francisco on Monday. All I can say is wow. The physical tools are amazing and the workout he goes through everyday is the most grueling I’ve ever seen. Griffin looks like he’s training to be a Navy SEAL. However, what was really impressive was the basketball part with former Spurs head coach Bob Hill. He’s much more skilled offensively than you think. Excellent ball handler and nice stroke with some three point range. And he’s a nice, grounded kid with a very cool family. I was super impressed.
I’m still waiting for the pre-draft measurements, but he looks like there is no way past him.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
who cares?
Blake is going #1… Who cares who else likes him?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
consistent starter, maybe 1 allstar game in his career
im calling it. thats his ceiling.
someone will dig this up in 2 years to humiliate me, OR I will dig it up and show you my superior knowledge
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I am.
And having the JD open is making my computer lag something fierce.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d say so…Boston crowd is into it but Orlando has taken an early lead. Too many whistles, but otherwise enjoyable.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And occasionally commenting on third quarter collapse
Go Disneys!
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
What’s the mood at 3QC?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Mhm, cautiously optimistic?
They have established that they hate Eddie House and their guys tendency to foul so far.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Can you tell me that they hate the gunning too?
So I’m not the only one.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Instead of who? Alston?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I really like House a lot. He has a player option, right? Love the way he comes into the game ready to hit shots.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
P.O. yes
But I doubt he’ll leave the Celts.
Id take him if he were available.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll probably opt out after his performance in the playoffs…can’t imagine he won’t want a new deal. Unless he’s worried about the economy and all.
With Roy’s ability to get in the paint, I can’t imagine his FG% will drop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think thepirate disagrees, though.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who takes three pointers without conscience over giving the ball to Greg in the second unit.
Is not endorsable by a man of the seas.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Serious question: Did you like James last year, or did you feel like he was a nuisance?
Or do the rules just change now that we have GO to take advantage of?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
James = James Jones, by the way.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
James was nice, the other James was nicer.
The rules change slightly while Greg plays in the second unit, of course there are shots to spare providing there is a shake up of the roster in the second string but most of those need to go to Greg so he can develop to a point where he is comfortable in the first unit.
If Pryzbilla is in the second unit there’s a huge offensive vacuum waiting to be filled, feel free to gun with conscience.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
After Glen Davis
Kidnapped and sexually abused that boy in the stands, I’ll never watch a game he plays in ever again.
That boy will pass. Just you wait.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Allegedly.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not funny.
I’m letting you know up front: I’m flagging this.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll frog it!
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You two disgust me.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT JOKING
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sorry it offended you
But I maintain it isn’t that bad of a joke to make, when said in a extreme non-realistic way.
Around other adults.
My frog joke really offended you? I mean, I know it wasn’t funny, but…
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you mocked a legitmate flag
I’m not sure what else to say.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes,
I am not joking around.
This is NEVER something to be made light of.
NEVER.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what the preview button is for.
With no way to edit comments, this will just sit here.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it that bad?
I apologize for hurting you.
It’s just a joke, and making light of the extreme accusations the dad was saying.
just as dave does like to use rape metaphors i can see where he's coming from
but this jd has been teetering on the edge for a while now, it was bound to start getting deep into the dark caverns of the morty zone.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
I like the sound of the morty zone
Sounds funny.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
I've only seen that once
And I sent him a letter.
Are you saying there were others?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a tendency to tipple the line and make Nazi jokes and abduction jokes and such that I don't find the most funny and others might be insulted by
Then again the father was overreacting like crazy (why does he sit his son in these seats? To be close to the action, right?) when and Glen Davis literally crossed the line but in pure joy. So I can see both sides.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Well I'll just die and make everyone happy then :-(
No, of course, I say silly stuff for a joke, using bad subject matter in a humorous way. Some is fine to some and when something is something someone had happen to them, they can react like Haildablazer did.
But I ask that, where we are now, deep in the junk drawer and surrounded by adults, we take it for what it is: a dumb joke for other adults.
Oh.
You did NOT just say that.
Now, not only are you not satisfied with your stupid “joke” you’re calling ME immature (or at least not an adult, which is the same thing)
I want to say so many things not allowed on BEdge right now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Here is my email
Mortimerfromblazersedge@gmail.com.
I am totally fine with you yelling at me. I ain’t angry at you, at all.
I am including you as one of the adults we’re just having an easy junk drawer conversation with.
Morty, you rule.
A guy can’t spend time thinking about where he falls on someone’s offended-o-meter. There are few things more annoying than exaggerated outrage.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Wow
You must feel special
being the only person defending this trash.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Others emailed me :)
Look, everyone has a different POV about jokes. Why do you still want to argue it?
You’ve made jokes in this thread people could easily be upset by. But they are just jokes.
You’re looking for a problem where none exists.
Mortimer
Just don’t respond to each other for a while, then one day one of you will say something innocuous and the other will respond in kind like nothing ever happened and all will be good again. I heard that’s how these things work.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
I was just about to write
That I am in favor of email if anything more should be said, and not yelling at others who aren’t me.
I won’t say it now.
School, exercising in anticipation of a summer that might never come in Oregon, going outside, seething over your interracial relationship. The usual.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
ha...
morty’s married now and I am heading down the alter within the year.. taken all your nubian ladies away from you!
I was in portland last weekend, it was really really nice.. i couldnt complain..
then came home to 80 degree days in perpetuity. it gets old
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck are you talking about?
The father was an idiot, but you’re justifying this “j….o…..k….e….”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a difference between the Nazi jokes that make light of Fascism
And a “joke” about the holocaust.
Just like there’s a difference between an “abduction” (“Hey, did you hear about the guy the aliens abducted…?”) joke and child molestation.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you KIDDING?
Man up to what you said, and don’t hide behind a link.
If you’re going to apologize: then APOLOGIZE.
I will NOT accept an “apology” with strings attached.
You crossed the line. Think before “joking”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I did think
I hit preview.
I wrote it, and I don’t mind the joke. I am sorry that you do. I am not hiding, I am making clear my reference in case you thought it came from nowhere.
I know people who have been abused, in case this is a personal hot button issue, and I take it seriously. But there is humor in everything, and I don’t mind using something that bad and using it in an extreme example of what the dad is accusing Glen Davis of.
I’m sure there are examples of many jokes you find fine but others don’t. It’s just personal taste, and I do apologize it offended you.
HE NEVER ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
Stop posting right now.
You’re WAY over the line.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Of COURSE he didn't
I am using irony and sarcasm to make light of what he is accusing Davis of, when it was a totally normal thing Davis did.
Ugh
I’m done with this.
I’m done reading you defend yourself over the indefensible.
I’m done commenting on it.
I’ve said what I want to say, and I’ve maintained my integrity.
You can now live with what you said.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, I am sorry it hurt you
It was not intended as such, and I am fine with what I said.
It is a joke, and obviously a joke to most. I am fine with you being upset with it, and I encourage you to email me about it over yelling at me here, or yelling at others who don’t mind it.
It is a joke about something that is imaginary.
Imaginary
Right.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
In the Glen Davis circumstance, it is imaginary
Like saying he murdered the kid.
Ok, I gotta run! I do apologize it upset you, sincerely.
HOW DARE YOU????
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
frotteur
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fart, of course.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The winner. And it was right in front of our noses.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
< cough >
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Funt
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Azaria
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the prize goes to "Scotty" by 30 seconds.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Xanthrophobia
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Anybody wonder why that Magic pick and roll that gets DHoward dunks can’t work for Roy and Oden? Serious question, BTW
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
Because the ref blows the whistle
and says “offensive foul” when Oden does it.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He isn't as quick as Howard yet, but ultimately he should be a very good pick and roll player
Also our guards don’t find cutters, except maybe Rudy from time to time who then surprises everyone with a “crazy” pass that a second tier ACB player would dunk.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I feel like I see it work maybe once in every thirty possessions he is on the floor, but perhaps that has to do with the difficulty our guards have in finding cutters.
Is this an issue we can only address with a PG? Seems like Turkoglu has an easy enough time finding Howard. Does Oden need to improve his ability on the catch, too? He seems to drop passes from time to time.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Turkoglu is a very good ball handler and pretty good passer, almost a LeBron/Pippen-style point forward (on a much lower level)
Nic is the closest thing to that on our roster in terms of ball handling, but he isn’t a good passer yet. Greg has good hands as everyone assures. But cutting he would need to get more coordinated with his moves first. And also, Greg sets really bad picks compared to Joel and the best guys in the game like KG and Duncan.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Greg’s picks are a concern, but he does make his cuts with ease and really explodes to the basket. I know it’s harder than it looks, but if someone on the team (Nic?) could get him the ball in the moment he rolls off the pick I think it would be really hard to stop him from at least getting to the line.
How valuable is having a second player on the court who can handle the ball and distribute? Orlando’s real strength at the beginning of the year was the ability to reverse court from Nelson to Turkoglu and still make crisp entry passes. Will Brandon and a PG be enough?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Celtics/Magic starting to get real chippy…the refs seem to be settling down a little bit.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
did glen davis get accused of..
..oh never mind
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
JJ Redick was just involved in a jump ball. That was pretty hilarious.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
When looking up people's wingspans
He was the only guy I could find whose wingspan was shorter than his actual height.
Nah, his isn't that bad
It is a few inches longer than his height.
They are short, but I think they LOOk shorter cause he is so tall.
nice save
sort of.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I love you Dwight Howard
Please just extend your arm fully on free throws.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
like Oden does?
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't understand why it's so complicated.
Why do coaches not address this?
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
This junk drawer is cool
It’s like riding the bus. Everyone is trying to avoid what everyone is watching.
good comparison
i can hear barkely and weber in the other room, it’s like the stoned uncles i never had are having an indignant argument in the other room, that i only sort of care about catching.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
LOL!!!!
In other words, like MY uncles!!!
LOL!!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
your my nephew!
come here, and take a hit boy, it’ll help build your riff palette.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
It better be the good stuff
Not like the Mexican Shwag you tried to pass off on me last time.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU INSULTING MEXICANS!!! THAT IS SO OVER THE LINE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THE PEOPLE OF MEXICO HAVE HAD TO ENDURE!!! OUTRAGE!!!
anyways…back to looking up Ann Coulter videos…
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Avoiding you....
Now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My kids are Mexican and Polish on their Moms side
And I get my best not PC jokes from them,they think Mexican smoke is overated
by southern oregon on May 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't decide who has the worst hair
in the playoffs. My nominees are Big Baby, Von Wafer, Ron Artest, Luis Scola, Sasha Vujucic, and Pau Gasol.
Did I miss anyone?
i tried to find a pic of birdman really quick and found this chart:
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Does Battier's bald dome count?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He grows back some hair which looks much better to cover up the bumps and crevices
Or he got them filled, see plastic surgery discussion :)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Drew Gooden deserves lifetime achievement consideration
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Sasha
cuz he has the balls to wear a headband
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
The playoffs aren't even half over
And already there are people talking about religion and politics all over the place. Blazers Edge, where going off topic happens.
ummmm
You were the one that started this Junk Drawer….
;)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't believe you brought up religion and politics
that’s so racist.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
And sexist!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And
ist-ist
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wait until we draft Omri Casspi
Then we have people who hate him, and people who hate his opinions on Palestinians.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Omri Casspi can stay in Israel and enjoy the conflict his country causes.
Joking, we have had enough heated discussion. I’m not sure where Americans stand on middle east politics. It could turn into a Sergio vs Bayless style arguement, Fans on two sides, claws and paella pans at the ready.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
Imagine if day to day conversations were like this junk drawer
It would be like being in downtown san francisco, minus the swearing and visible needles.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
uh oh
preparing for defenders of SOMA and members of TNDC to come at me fast [bracing for politically correct spanking]
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
No, defenders of Aldous Huxley, obviously.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was a Star Trek thing...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
Isn’t that downtown Portland?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The Bay Area makes Portland look like
a quaint little suburb in size.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Okay, I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but Portland is tiny. After I moved to NYC I realized it. Watching the playoffs, when they showed the skyline, my jaw dropped.
But being tiny is a good thing. If Portland were an actual city, it would lose all of its charm.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it's why i love it
i was born in oaktown, so i’m a city slicker, but grew up in a small town in oregon so i like a small town feel/pretty nature, Portland = best of both worlds (pretty much).
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Grew up in LA
too big. Lived in Corvallis for a couple of years. Way too small. Settled in Portland in 1978. Just right. – Elgin
VENTURA: It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
its a real city
its just not as big as some others. NYC and LA throw everything out of whack..
i mean its the 25th biggest city. I think Phoenix is #5 and I find it to be TINY compared to LA
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
What’s with Rafer Alston all of a sudden? Looking like he has a J.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
Is he gonna pass me some or what?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Skip to my Lou does not pass.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Curses.
He’s such a Bogart.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate these Windows ads with a passion
Paul Allen, save humanity and live with a few million less.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Because they’re staged? Or because they are insulting to our intelligence?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Both
The one with the mother and kid is annoying because of the blu-ray feature and her excited “WHAT?!”
The one with the video editing laptop is especially dumb for people who know that a) the trend is going towards Final Cut Pro on the Mac, and b) a (semi-)professional software from Avid or Adobe won’t give you much fun running on that thing. And when she asks if the graphics card is fast the clerk says “mhm”. Very convincing.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I’ve never had a Best Buy employee say anything more helpful than “mhm,” so in that way it is very realistic.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Want to help me play one joke on Dave and Ben?
Go flag this comment: http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/5/12/873123/what-separates-nba-players-from#15622831
It’s kind of like the BE Army except it’s the JD Army.
Not as organized and easily distracted.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW I’m working on your BB IQ post. You want to see the first few paragraphs?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be cool
My e-mail is on my profile. I kept meaning to reply to this comment but couldn’t find it because I was searching for BBIQ. I have a low BEIQ.
And awkward. Coming here reminded me of this one time I watched a news story on same-sex marriage while sitting next to a guy I didn’t know was homophobic. It did not take long to dawn on me and I had to slowly turn my head and ease away while he went hysterical at the television.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
The unknown homophobic is always a handful. The unknown creationist is sometimes more so.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Edit:
Unknown, uneducated, unthinking creationist.
Land was created to provide a place for boats to visit.
The JD calendar?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had more RAM
That’s what my Mac said so stupid league pass doesn’t freeze while having too many tabs open.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
how much RAM do you need to watch 3 games and have a few blog pages open?
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Dwight Howard might be the worst great player ever. I swear that made sense. – Bill Simmons
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
not quite
That actually does make some sense.
Kind of like shaq before L.A. He was great, but his free throw shooting killed the Magic.
Interesting that Dwight and Shaq started on the same team.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Good night, everybody, thanks for making my dissertation break such a blast.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
No problem guy
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
(smile)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Has J.J. been working out?
Seems a bit bulkier there than I remember.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on May 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will be canceled after a season - unless Will Smith signs up
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I read somewhere
that it looks like Hedo Turkoglu’s face is melting. I thought it was really funny and now every time I see him I always think of that. I wish I could remember where I read it. It wasn’t on BE was it?
This is starting to bug me.
Stan Van Gundy has to realize he looks like Ron Jeremy right? There’s no way someone hasn’t made a joke about it yet.
Don't you think an opposing team's fan might have made a joke by now?
I’m really starting to think he’s doing it on purpose now.
been done
but never gets old. SVG has way shorter arms though, so you know, what that means…
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
But his feet are bigger ;) ;) ;)
You know, bigger shoes.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Stan Van Gundy is a joke within earshot of himself.
I don’t think he’ll be miffed.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, that joke sucked.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
VW is now advertising with a facebook address instead of their regular homepage
How long until the US CEO twitters?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Our senators are already Tweeting, it's only a matter of time.
If I’d wanted to elect Big Bird, I’d have written him in…
(Checks Ballot)
Oh, wait….
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you imagine Robert Byrd on Twitter? Oh man...
every half hour or so, BARBARIC!!
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
Davis has developed a pretty consistent mid- to outside-range shot
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
There was no reason to overturn that call
On replay, it’s unclear it hit the rim. So why change it live just because the Celtics cried?
It looked like it clearly
wasn’t even close to hitting the rim to me. It’s just another example of the refs deciding a game, in my opinion. But at the same time, it’s the Magic’s fault for not being able to hold onto a lead.
the Celtics always get their way though.
they whine and cry until it happens even when they are clearly wrong.
Blowing this game is the Magic's fault
They made enough mistakes to lose the game. But then, so did the Celtics, so I’d rather the teams decide it from there, rather than the refs. You know?
Yeah I totally agree.
it’s ridiculous that the refs feel it is their job to make the Celtics happy.
If they didn’t change the shot clock violation, Doc Rivers would have been all over them in his press conference complaining that they didn’t get their way.
The Celtics had no business winning those last two games
If they do, sign of a champion team
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Let's make a new NBA rule
In the final two minutes of a game, any intentional foul behind the three point line (in the penalty) will give the other team three free throws.
This is an amazingly ugly way to watch a game end.
i made a new game thread
but i can’t follow the game and type at the same time so i’m going to delete it
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Look at the bright side
The Celtics won’t get calls against LBJ.
Of course, I’d be happier about that if it didn’t show the sad state of the current refereeing.
Yeah
I don’t like it when anyone gets calls just because of who they are. I want it to be fair. Superstar calls are ruining the league.
Until Roy and Oden get 'em nightly
I don’t mind reputations being taken into account as much, but I hate the totally blown calls we see moer and more (at least, it feels that way).
I think reffing in the NBA is incredibly hard though, and it is better in the NBA than NCAA and especially the Olympics.
I watched a lot of Euroleague in the last two months, and had the impression it was much better there
Plus they play their best refs in the biggest games.
In the Olympics it was okay, but not great. In the NCAA they miss simple things like pivot foot changes from time to time, but most games are not close anyway :)
NBA refereeing needs to become more transparent and consistent asap.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Not when they would use any metrics
Boston – Lakers on Christmas Day had one of the worst crews
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Sadly for the Mavs game, Wunderlich was not yet on my list of crappy refs
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I'm not convinced the NBA uses metrics to evaluate refs
If they did, then the NBA front office is more incompetent than I’ve previously described.
(This year’s playoffs have shown a big bright light on the bad officiating. I’m happy to see it happen, but it’s frustrating to watch)
When I was over there watching Euroleague
Which was a few years ago now, it seemed to me the refs there were very prone to falling for the soccer flops we all associate with Euros.
I have the same complaints everyone else (mostly) has about the refs, I just like to acknowledge that it is a thankless and nearly impossible game to ref “correctly”. I agree there should be more MUCH more consistency, and transparency.
I know refs get fined and get in trouble for bad calls and bad behavior, and I’m not sure if I’m for that being public… I really hate the refs always being a big story though.
I think reffing in the NBA is incredibly hard though, and it is better in the NBA than NCAA and especially the Olympics.
I’d cut the NBA a lot more slack if I could see they were doing everything they could to make sure calls are correct. But they just haven’t earned the trust.
They had a referee gambling on game results, and could not see that it was happening internally. And they haven’t really shown any sign they’ve fixed that. I don’t really think there are a lot of other corrupt refs… but if they can’t stop the corrupt ones, I have no faith they can weed out the incompetent ones.
Plus, when they blatantly
make a mistake all they do is issue a statement after the game saying so. They don’t say whether or not anything happens to the refs that messed up.
By the looks of things
it’s going to be a looooong time before Oden gets any. And I can’t figure out why Roy doesn’t get as many as he should. I mean, he yells every time he goes to the basket…
Are you kidding?
The Blazers losing trumps any other team winning anytime!!
Unless they just beat the Blazers.
Postseason though… yeah. I agree.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Orlando guys should rename their blog to FOURTH Quarter Collapse
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
That was a terrible ending
But when it comes to teasing teams about bad fourth quarters, we Blazer fans are living in glass houses.
It's a shame Blake wasn't a Blazer back in 2000
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
It’s name THIRD Quarter Collapse now
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
I see what you did there
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 12, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be too easy
boston sucks this is boring as hell
anyway.
lebron ftw like everygame
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
im ONLY logging in to state
" i hate steve blake"
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
They used Quick's article. That wasn't exactly a pro Sergio defense either
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
It was like no one wanted to write for him
He deserves a defense better than just a copy and paste from a recent article.
Hard to say if it would be a defense, if done fresh.
Blake’s wasn’t, and there was no opposing viewpoint… I’m still surprised they didn’t have a pro and a con, instead of just a con.
Did I just see an "Amazing" clip with Shaq and Kobe beating the Blazers? ::Groan::
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Seems to be a new promo for the WCF and ECF
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Starts with Kobe running on Pippen in a seemingly empty gym, then more and more players appear
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
They started playing that one a couple of nights ago
"Should I ask? What's a punani?" - by annthefan on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 12, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
that entire game is on youtube in Low def.
just don’t watch the last quarter.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
Timbo is missing from the Silverscreenandroll game day thread
Can’t bear the stress? Too much work?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
The Lakers don't want to lose that one, too
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
Hey...where'd everybody go?
it was fast n’ furious there for a bit…then poof! Did someone start another thread and not tell me? Poor Rockets really looking outmatched tonight. They were playing on all cylinders Sunday…not so much tonight.
Yep...i guess you're right...i switched to watch the Ducks/Red Wings game
but kept checking back….looks like HOU came back down to earth…and LA made major adjustments…
oh well…HOU can take came 6 (perhaps??)…but gonna’ be real tough to win a game 7 in LA
Off topic
Hey Tim…heres a link to the promotion that Cirque Du Soleil is running in vegas.
http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/LasVegas/summerPromo.htm
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There are portions you can skip. :)
If it looks like a section you’d want to skip, it’s a safe bet that you should.
probably... until Dave starts purging.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
one portion pretty full of venom
yikes.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 12, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i know, my eyes are about to go on strike and I only read about a third of the comments.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
quite the exchange in the middle
involving Mort and haildablazer. Yikes.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 12, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
will it still be here in the AM or is it nuke material?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 13, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
If I was out of line, I don't mind being told
And if anyone is upset by anything I say I don’t mind being told, either here or by email. Anytime.
Again, I am fine with Hail-a-Blazer getting upset, even if I don’t agree with the approach or the actual ‘getting upset’. I ain’t mad at the kid, and I’m fine with him being mad at me over it.
I’m just looking to relax and have fun here, and around friends we get comfortable. I can get a LOT more comfortable than a joke like that, which isn’t even referencing anything real. It’s just ironic silliness.
To me, anyways.
But to any of my friends here (which is everyone), if I annoy you or anything, just let me know through one of the ways modern technology allows us to tell someone they are annoying. I don’t mind.
Mortimer
Let's change the topic tonight.
Via ESPN.com
According to ESPN Stats and Information, Howard had just 22 touches on the offensive end of the floor all game. He touched the ball on the offensive end just three times in the fourth period, and only one time in the final 6:50 of the game. That was a harmless entry pass with 5.9 seconds remaining, and Howard was intentionally fouled.
Howard said "I think I’m capable of scoring in the post, but I don’t think 10 shots is enough. “You’ve got a dominant player, let him be dominant.”
Draw your own thoughts, conclusions, and parallels.
From COTY candidate
to maybe ousted from Orlando.
SVG betta feed the dunky monster.
Come on you gotta listen unto me,
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be. ~Johnny Cash
Flagged
“Crazy as a poop house mouse” is offensive. So offensive I’m going to have to teach it to my nephew.
Can somebody start a new JD already??
This one is pale and bloated.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
It's your turn
Write one about last nights American Idol.
I only wrote this dumb one to have a new one. Everyone else was scared to step up and make one for the team, so I put on my game face, and and brought my D- game.
I don't think it's over until it's out of the top 5
Even after that, I like to comment in old Junk Drawers to see if anyone is paying attention. Normally only 2 other guys are.
One more week left
Last night was the screamer, the arrogant dead wife exploiter, and the singer with a heart of gold just trying to make a name for himself in a cutthroat singing business.
24 ends next week too
Do you think they’ll ever merge the two programs? They’re both tired and could use a little spark. I’d like to watch Jack Bauer torture Simon.
i hate adam with all my soul
just saying
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I would have gone back and inflated 92's tiny junk before it closed.
If only I had realized at the time how epic that drawer was.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
lukeyhere came close to 92's record, I think, with his
Legitimate Junk Drawer May 8
by lukeyhere 5 days ago
34 comments | 7 recs
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
there was two junks that day! that ain't legit!
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Nay, my friend.
There was two junks the PREVIOUS day. My lawyers are processing the documents now.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
I can't.
I’m still going through the stages of grief due to my last tragic JD experience. I’m at anger right now. Possibly denial. When I get to bargaining we can discuss it.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
depression is next right?
it was a good effort. you get a participation trophy!
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And a petal on your cooperation daisy
Just like grade school
by southern oregon on May 13, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Epic fail.
P.S. I updated the post just to be a jerk.
P.S.S. So’s your face.
P.S. stands for “post script.”
If you need a second P.S., it should be P.P.S., for post-post-script.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
I like to end things with a TTFN
Tominhawaii ’Tis Freaking Narley!
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
Why did this Junk Drawer get an updated posting time?
Did I miss something?
I mean, there are now three JDs in the Reccomended Posts bar…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I don't know
It was all happy go lucky at 9 recs and then two people rerecced it. I was tired of my boobies showing so I changed the photo and then just to be a jerk, I did the udpated post thing.
But your man-boobs were JUST starting to get me goin!
I mean, what a tease!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 14, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I just used ninja-forces to take this out of the rec bar.
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
it felt good to hit that "unrec" button on a TiH post.
"Whatever...I heard Bayless uses a pillowcase as a wallet." --TiH
by prezofdeath on May 14, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
whatever you have to tell yourself
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
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- Brandon Jennings states the obvious regarding his 2014 free agency, everyone goes nuts
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