5/12 - Flag this Junk Drawer
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 4:41 PM PDT
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My wife and all her coworkers are Blackberry instant message addicts. This one guy we know from her work, was sent an IM from another coworker. It was of a photo of her naked in bed, with just the sheet covering up her honey pot. She says it was an accident, and I half believe her because she is a lesbian and our friend is her boss. It didn't keep me from reenacting the pose and putting it on Facebook.
{One Update Yo!}
I changed the photo to a tomato because my man boobs are un-epic.
P.S. I updated the post just to be a jerk.
P.S.S. So's your face.
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Shoulda left Canzano off the poll
He’s gonna win too easily! And totally sexy pose!
by Zaig on May 12, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But I wanted to be fair and include everyone I could think of.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put Antonio Harvey... that guy is so full of himself... although it is so over the top it makes me laugh some times.
I wish I could have two votes though No. 2 is the loaded Orygun guys.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey new BFF
I also voted for Harvey
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice... him and Wheels are the worst combo ever.
Every time I listen to them I just get pissed off because they make is sound like the Blazers are getting hosed every play.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like torrid
he does a good job with the recaps.
draft rodrigue beaubois
by Cablinasian on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, Dwight Jaynes could take the crown
Even though he’s “retired”
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for Canzano simply because I couldn't vote for both him and Jaynes
and Jaynes is retired.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
He still blogs, and gets on Sports Sunday, and has his press pass.
He’s “Retired” but somehow he’s become more of an idiot.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little al bundy action never hurt anyone
by cornplant on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he is my hero... I am a card carrying member of NOMAM (was that it?)
plus like Al Bundy I spend every day reliving my glory days (high school) and trying to avoid having to sleep with my wife.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged it for being inappropriate
BlazersEdge is a place for discussions of Bayless’ legend and Blazer Dancers, not pictures of half naked TiH.
and i can’t believe you are that white and you live in hawaii.
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
unless i am missing some inside joke
in which case, im sorry
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's an albino.
Here’s what I imagine Tom looks like:
Do you ever blog from inside the Pit of Despair?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that guy has a farmers tan
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wear a sunblock T when I go to the beach
I’ve had way too many sunburns to bother tanning.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should wear a sunblock thong... that'd be great
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
That’s just not right. I know the more clothes I take off, the worse I look.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should have a poll
about the number of times TiH is mistaken for a tourist each day.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on May 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is the "tominhawaii" option?
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where is the "Blazer Dancers" option?
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds better in the original Klingon
or something like that…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If a Bulls player was a McDonalds menu item (they want more variety than the BigMac/Chalupa when scoring 100)
http://www.blogabull.com/2009/5/12/871598/what-if-i-dont-want-a-big-mac-no
Hilarious. If you don’t want to make the jump, here is future Blazer Kirk McBreakfast
Kirk Hinrich – Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit. A lot of really solid, good things in this one that blend nicely into a yummy option. Not one ingredient really stands out from the others, but all the basics are covered and overall it’s just a very comfortable choice that’s hard to go wrong with. Too bad breakfast may not be in the plans.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You forgot the guys from KobeStoppers and BeyondBowie, although they are too new to be hated
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Tony Luftman
Michael, tell them what they’ve won
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A basketball game
that never gets old.. am i right? :P
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on May 12, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That joke is older
than Greg Oden.
But so is this joke, apparently.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE his "Tell them what they've won" thing
I mean, he uses it when a team has actually won something, and everyone ALREADY KNOWS what has been won. It’s stupid, and shows zero creativity.
Tony Luftman… Tragically he was born without a personality.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap
I forgot those guys because League Pass cut them out about half way through the season. Should I bother adding them? Nah, I’ll do it and just say I added them late.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Holton should be seperate from Tony Fluffman
I mean, at least Holton knows how to break down a basketball play.
Tom: Tell them what they’ve won! (by winning something…)
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know a good online caft store
Clay tools are really expensive.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Center for Advanced Food Technology
I can google too
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Citizens Against French Toast
Freedom toast, everyone!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lame
I hate typos. Seriously, look up stainless steel clay making tools. I ain’t rich.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
try ebay or craigslist
lots of people think they want to be artists… then get bored… then sell their expensive tools for cheap
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by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Didn’t think of that. I’ve been using a plastic fork and my keys.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get some wolverine claws
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't help you there
but I know a guy who makes some pretty rad tools for steelmaking out of clay. Of course, they keep breaking, but that makes his business recession-proof.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
nice.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this one
Canadian Aerobic Fitness Test
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're cheap.
Get the small, flat wooden kind with the rounded ends. They usually come packed in a flavored, frozen sugar water shell…I think that’s so they don’t break. Some are available individually, but the industry standard is the two pack so you’ll have a spare.
You might have to order them online.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PTI just did a toss up: Who would you rather have, Greg or Yao?
They both noted that Yao went down with injuries in three straight seasons, but nonetheless he played in more games this year than Oden, and has been successful in the NBA so far.
They both chose Yao. In reality, neither of them talked much about Oden, other than noting he’ll need to prove he can stay healthy first. It was mainly about Yao, since he recently went down.
by Timmay! on May 12, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Greg
I would take the following players or combos over Greg at this time:
- Dwight Howard
- Kevin Durant and Brook Lopez
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd only take Dwight, at this point. Given those two choices.
Brook Lopez’s numbers would easily be matched (or exceeded) if Nate had actually bothered to design some plays for him like the Nets do with B.L.
I mean, throwing K.D. in there is a bit over the top, so I’ll remain loyal, and not give in to a fangasm.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could have had the Durant/Lopez combination relatively easily
I don’t think it would have been difficult to trade into the #9 slot to draft him last year. I would make that swap also.
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just going to say this
Like I said, y’all can go ahead and have your fangasm on what might be, or fansturbate on what might have been. I’m going with what the Blazers have now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your new profile image TiH.
The bee is real cute.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She should become a journalist
She has the skillz to be the next Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet you HATE both of them right? :)
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everything above the neck
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
True.
If I saw a photo of those two ONLY below the neck, I’d probably take a second look.
Ah, Anne Coulter; the Queen of “Cute till she opens her mouth”.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is it with right-wingers and sorta-good-looking female media personalities?
Coulter and Malkin, for starters. Watching FOX News some nights is kinda like dining at Hooters. And then who do they nominate for VP?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the right wingers don't like unattractive bitter women.
Nancy Pelosi and Hilary CLinton used to be Republicans but they got so tired of the dirty old men not checking them out that they switched parties.
by Escrote on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must....
Not…
Make…
Ad…
Hominem…
Comment….!
Talking….
Like….
SHATNER!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more like Deadpool
But the real Shatner works for me.
Nice link, that made me laugh.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To point out the obvious
tastes in these matters vary in accordance with age and political views. I would have to say that in the not too distant past, Nancy was a rilf, and Hillary a silf.
by CatMan2 on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might need to define those.
I’m with the “Milf” thing, but…
huh?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get that
But what’s the S in “SILF” and what’s the R in “RILF”?
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Senator
and
Representative
???
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like he said
People you’d have “Congress” with
I will now proceed with kicking myself.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Congress
lol
classic
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I just got it.
I may be slow, but I miss a lot!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that may have been my last productive thought of the day
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a conservative...
…and a Christian, I find both of them absolutely repugnant. Nothing they espouse aligns with any truly conservative or Christian principle whatsoever. Coulter and Malkin can be absolutely vile.
Really, from my perspective, these two are a perfect example of why politically speaking Christians and Conservatives have been given a black eye in the last decade. I’ve been really saddened to witness so many people who claim faith in Jesus being seduced into ideologies which oppose nearly everything in the Bible. I won’t pontificate at length about all of that, but just want to say the best well-known politcal examples of Christianity and Conservatism are men like Ron Paul and Allen Keyes.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
as a human being
i find politicians absolutely repugnant… the best well known political examples are everyone in Washington.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't blame you there.
Frankly both parties are polluted with crooks. Republicrats and Democans. One is a behavioral facist and the other an ideological one.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you hate Ann Coulter
And you’re can handle cuss words, Google her name with the word butt. I’m not sure of any other safe way of telling you how to find the link. It is really raunchy and funny. It’s not nudity so you don’t have to worry about that.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I get home
I may try that. But not here at work….
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahahahhaahh
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ann Coulter's profile of Sarah Palin in the annual TIME 100 was one of the worst pieces I have ever read
I felt it was insulting to liberals, republicans, Palin, and maybe even Coulter herself.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ann Coulter is a complete embarrasment to me as a fellow Cornell alum
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo! Boo!
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what you are trying to convey with this post
Dismay with Coulter? With me? With Cornell?
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a junk drawer, man....
…go with the flow…
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomatos are the most violent, unpredictable vegetable.
And don’t tell me they’re a fruit.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your avatar looks like a tomato
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a pumpkin.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should throw pumpkins
instead of tomatoes.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like one of the Killer Tomatoes, actually.
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I throw it in my wife's face too
Coulter went to the Law school too, so my wifey is pretty much related to Coulter.
Who the hell thinks Coulter is cute? She is extremely ugly even before she opens her mouth.
Gawd she’s gross.
Seriously, she looks like dried white dog poop stretched out over wire hangers.
People think she’s attractive?
She reminds me of the Nazi’s faces melting at the end of Raiders.
Good lord she’s ugly.
Mortimer.
PS: Ann Coulter is ugly is what I’m trying to say.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What??
I’m still not clear…
Are you trying to say Couler is ugly?
Nice, btw, breaking Godard’s Law so soon for us.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does she ever smile?
or is that only after she has deboweled her mate?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And eaten them.
She’s not happy till her mate is resting in her gullet.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim norton has a great bit on Coulter. look it up.
Diet. Dr. Pepper.
by TheTinfoil on May 12, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter is good at making herself look bad.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter looks kinda like Haarlow
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bingo
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're an ad hominem!!!
Rebecca forever!!!
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by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the one who is giving me the snide
i know more than you look… no ma’am you do not.
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rebecca is much more attractive.
A very sweet smile too.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could you????!?
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are each equally as stupid as well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man It's hard to tell what you're commenting on this far fromt the original post...
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
THAT’s what she’s saying?!?!?
Oh man…. My girlfriend would want to have words with you about that one, Sophia.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lamo ok great bring it on
i love how u just said that to try and prove you actually have a girlfriend
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahaha
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
You ad hominem!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coulter looks like
Tony Luftman dressed up as Rebecca Haarlow.
by antediluvian on May 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what Ann Coulter reminds me of?
A dementor in Harry Potter.
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you were gonna say
Voldemort pre-facial completion
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might work too
Michelle Malkin is, of course, Bellatrix LaStrange
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by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i kinda dig Bellatrix
I’d let her use my wand…
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love that she is somehow still popular
and not even for the right reason…
Miss California pageant committee BOUGHT her implants for Miss USA contest so Cali would win. How hilariously awesome is that. and yet.. all anyone talks about is her horrible speaking..
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She should be allowed to think whatever she wants
I don’t like the bashing over that, she can think what she wants.
And the other stuff… Jesus Christ, it’s a beauty pageant, who gives a crap.
Morty!
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we don’t uphold high standards for thought and beauty pageants we’ll be no worse than the animals, with their wildly unpredictable thoughts and shoddily produced pageants.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i could care less about what she said
i want to hear more about this free implant program for contestants..
save me some bucks
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you needed reduction surgery...
wtf?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i MEANT for my daughter
jeez..
(cries softly in my pillow)
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A girl's husband should pay for the breast enlargement
It is part of our culture.
PS: Man I hate fake boobies. HATES ’EM.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec
let’s start the Anti-Fake-Boobies movement right here, with the BEdge army.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the most sexist voice I can muster
If you can touch em, they ain’t fake
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(in same voice)
More than a handfull’s a waste….so lets make sure every gal has at least a handfull
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i prefer au natural
but if she gonna get em i say we make the pageant pay for em
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
o man your going to upset
all the boob-implantees around here!
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah like.....
Ummm…..
ummm….
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miled Animal's are like rocks
He shows em off all the time but gets upset when he catches ya staring.
It’s like, what the hell, am I right?
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like with most plastic surgery, the problems really start when you overdo it
Then the girl sits there and says: Hey, I always wanted to be a C cup. But now that I see it, I want to be DD. And many doctors don’t have the fortitude to say “TOO MUCH! Trust me, I do that 300 times per year”.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one plastic surgery you can’t have enough of is hand-smoothening.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine quite a few BEdgers have smooth enough hands
lotion does wonders for that
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never quite smooth enough.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have very soft hands
I use Bag Balm.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on yer hands?
or yer bag?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on May 12, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I put it on my feet because they dry and crack and it has made my hands ever so soft.
by tominhawaii on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my girlfriend says masturbation is proably what keeps my hands so smooth
i’m glad she’s cool with that.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
however your eyesight is SHOT
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poeple raed wodrs ni chnucks adn it doesnt alwsya matert if teh letetres aer ni teh rihgt odrder
i will probably use safari instead of firefox cuz the spellcheck in the title bar thingymabober.
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
take out the k
i was being a silly goose
Must... ...not... ...like... ...the... ...Nuggets....
by appel82 on May 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the one that gives Asian people round eyes
If every Asian person would get that surgery, racism would end.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then who would Rudy and his teammates make fun of?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
psshhh
so they are all gonna pose as unbelieveably sexy successful millionaires?
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for the other stuff
Come on man, In England they are were racist towards the Irish, now they’re being racist towards the REDHEADS!!!!!
A majority of white people, given the opportunity, will find the difference between each other, and kill one another for it.
“You’re favorite color is BLUE?!?!?! DIE HEATHEN!!!!!!”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be fair
gingers have no souls..
/cartman’d
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Nevermind that half of the British Royal family is now “Ginger”
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if you don't stop soon, enough, you end up like this (and I even think it has become worse)
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtside?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this happened to you, you would need plastic surgery.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an old pair of boots that look just like this.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Mickey Rourke had his excessive skin worked into a pair of boots
Or was that Michael Douglas?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh *shudder*
Whoa. That’s something I’m never going to be able to get out of my mind.
Like a 500lb. woman in spandex, some things are just too much.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
by Seijeff on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shes hot
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I <3 Iggy Pop.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got it! :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't get it. That is a before and after picture.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
REC
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is which?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrible speaking?
She spoke just fine. They gave her a loaded question and she gave an honest answer, something those girls almost never do. I don’t agree with her answer, but I respect her for giving it.
by Zaig on May 12, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha.. oh you have only heard the pageant
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..
sadly.. here in CA she is a new pseudo-celebrity.. she talks FAR too often. :)
she is the new octomom..i dont care about her answers either way, but she is a trainwreck speaking and should just stop and smile pretty
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one girl they showed on The Soup
When Kenan asked her some political question and she gave one of the best non-answers ever… THAT deserves more crap than a beauty queen not liking gay marriage.
Man, that was a good answer. If I wasn’t lazy I’d find the clip.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel it’s a matter of integrity that you find that clip.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the soup is notoriously hard to find the clip you want
you pretty much give you the clip they show you
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I really feel this is a matter of integrity.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whether or not you fall in the middle, the left, or the right.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
I agree with the utmost conviction.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But were you raised to know right from wrong?
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was raised to know right from left.
Let’s not confuse him now…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t feel that you’re saying this with the utmost conviction.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwahaha
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point actually
I’m not so bothered by it. What I am bothered by is her open endorsement of Anti-Gay groups (some REALLY bad ones)
I’m getting my links together now, don’t worry.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the same girl who couldn't read a map, or do we have a new dumb beauty queen each season?
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
They are all the same, yet different…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shes new
and they are SPECTACULAR
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Seinfeld
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's is such a negative embodiment of all the terrible double standards and sexism so rampant in that industry
it’s disgusting. . .
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should say that ALL those beauty pagaent chics are ridiculously disgusting
and at this point i want to know, if the point is to get money from rations and blah blah … how are they still doing this??
well by having astute judges name perez ask about gay marriage to someone that saches and smiles for a living…?
whats offensive is it’s a generated controversy obviously
sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao correction : rations= ratings
jessus.. put the coffee down sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redacted!!!
Thanks, Redaction Man!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be cool
if a beauty pageant contestant were to come out on stage.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was she telling the truth
or just pretending?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pause
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dissin pageants, here..
on the off chance THAT question was misunderstood.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm at work, anyway...
and unable to view videos…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a crazy vid
Watch it as soon as you get home… in fact, leave work early, it’s pretty funny.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really , THAT funny?
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man when she admitted she was gay
It is funny when someone admits their sexual leanings to the world.
by Mortimer on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know
i was being stupid lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really...
Was that called for?
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now all these conversation threads get interesting… I’ve been waiting for this
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
truly
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took three beers
But now it’s getting interesting!
I swear that’s not the beer.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i almost left that ;)
oh well
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this just in
Sophia does not want World Peace!
Best of Senator Clay Davis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI4-QyAzY64&feature=related
by cloudydays on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or cute kittens
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sophia is an Evil Mastermind bent on World Domination
Not that we’d mind. But still. She’s like Dr. Evil with a bone thrown to her.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where does she keep the sharks?
with frikkin lasers
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<3
my work is done here
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahah read about him yesterday
what a loooooooozer
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is lame on that one!
Davis was a dork for running into him and getting the kid with his arm, and the Dad was being whiny and over-reactive to the whole thing.
Davis should have wandered back over 1 minute later to say hi to the kid and make sure he was ok. The Dad should have told the kid “getting hit by players is the risk you take to enjoy these amazing front row seats”.
And then it would have never been in my news feed!
by Timmay! on May 12, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a non-event.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Davis is ok
I got slightly punched in the face in high school because I was standing next to the guy who was punching another guy. He kind of did a round house and didn’t even know he hit me. When your emotions are that high, there are a lot of things you don’t notice.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
But both of Davis’ feet were out of bounds, and he demonstrated that he was aware of his surroundings by avoiding the ref.
The dad did make himself look like an idiot, but he’s not asking for a fine or a suspension or ANYTHING but an apology, which Davis should give. He reaches, and pushes the kid out of the way. It’s not rough, but it’s unnescesary. The kid had turned around after the shot went in (understandable. That’s usually my reaction to something like that is to turn away briefly.)
He should send the little Magic fan a Celtics jersey. That would be funny.
PLUS
To all who would say that’s the price of front row seats:
This was not a player diving into the stands after a loose ball. Davis made a shot from 15 feet out, which means he has at least 10 feet of OPEN COURT to run down to his bench. Instead, he runs OUT OF BOUNDS.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted Canzono.
Only because there was no Tony Luftman option.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is this getting recs instead of flags?
I heard fanposts turn red and flash. Same for the comments. I ain’t never seen nothing red here.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m scared to rage against the machine. The machine will find you.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the joke here?
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be honest
flagging requires too much work
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got an idea for a Fatty trap
You won’t actually catch him, but you’re sure to get a response. Write a fanpost about your desire to get an Oden tattoo and ask for suggestions.
by tominhawaii on May 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you caught him
what would you do with him?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let him starve in my Pit of Despair.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that ugly face being posted twice is too much ugly
by Death Star Drive-By on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I just had to use it again.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that's what became of Captain Kangaroo.
by MiledAnimal on May 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
I used to watch the Captain!!!
Not vey much, he was too ugly…
But, still I am offended!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be really interested to hear or see him define what a "baller" is and who the top 15 ballers in the NBA are
moses malone
he did wonders for hakeem amare and yao,and unlike most of the blazers organization he’s a serious baller.who man’s up and god does most of this blazers roster needs that infusion of manhood.go to houston like most nba stars do during the summer.put away the damn shoolbooks boy and become a real nba center.stop acting like a stiff and just man*up.you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think Maurice Lucas would qualify as a "baller."
by jksnake99 on May 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
The Enforcer is the Man.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Did you really have to post that?
My eyes are bleeding now.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norsk is just showing Tom
how to get a post flagged.
Next, Tom will be shown how to get a tan…
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
nice
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he usually offers the counterpoint “vanilla” to further classify a true baller.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Von Vanilla Wafer
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like calling him
Von “Cookie Monster” Wafer
Or just Baron Cookie.
Man, am I glad we got rid of him… HEADCASE!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that guy is so full of himself.
He should be on the list of players that think they are better than they actually are.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I hate the most
Is after EVERY time he scores he acts like he just won a world championship.
Ugh… I was never a fan of his.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha exactly.
He flips his lid every time he makes one basket. I was so ecstatic when Greg blocked his dunk attempt on the baseline.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh sweetness of sweetness.
He actually was TERRIBLE when he had to play with either Greg of Przy on the floor.
Something about not being very good, and extremely predictable with his release…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
And the NBA rim records it’s 200th block of the season…
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To rebut Fatty's point
a selfish stat-hound like Moses is the last guy we want Oden learning from.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he'd spend all his time showing Oden
how to shoot and never let him shoot.
by MiledAnimal on May 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or how to miss intentionally
and rebound his own shot.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooohhhhh
Burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey we didnt say Ricky Davis
Moses Malone at least missed at the right end
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
2nd degree burn.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And managed to make it LOOK like he was trying to make a shot.
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
by EngineerScotty on May 12, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a friend with a new game that has to "show you how to play"
lol
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
between baller, vanilla wafer, and a couple of other words, we could make a dictionary of fattyisms.
And seriously, have you noticed that ever since the season ended he posts everything with some variation to the ending:
you owe it to the"franchise’b.roy to do it.
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
If Artest can say it, so can I. Broy>Kobe.
by premthegrem on May 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Junk Drawer is doomed.
Doooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmed!!
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like the L*kers
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a half second I thought this said
“I like the L*kers”
formerly fromagnon... I remember back in the day... way back before you young cats were around, back when I ruled the jersey contest... back when it meant something... back when hip-hop was alive
by The Arkitect on May 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GASP.... CHOKING ON BILE.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, it didn’t.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by Sabonis4Ever on May 12, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol those are awesome shots
TheTinfoil: Prez, could we please get Fatty on one of these [podcasts]?
annthefan: Fatty would be awesome! Get him on there with Timbo. Now, that's entertainment.
pualo: Nah, Timbo would just talk to himself the whole time.
by prezofdeath on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The My Two Dads
and The Cottontails ones are super funny.
by Roybot on May 12, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What????
No signature?!?!
How do I know this is Sophia?!?!?
Watch out everyone!!! the Bodysnatchers have arrived!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on May 12, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
-sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s get them, friend.
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(hug)
My dissertation is killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his song telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly, with his saw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-aw, uh-ong.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Break time. I got a fellowship so the pressure to perform is off a little bit. I still have a twenty page thing due on Friday, but I am so burnt out I had to come here for a bit.
Oh, and, (hug back)
"Literary Criticism is not bookkeeping." -SB
by nightbluefruit on May 12, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blazersedge
is always good for that :)
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wendy over at Blogabull has a similar dissertation problem. She copes with comparing Bulls players to McDonalds meals
See above or blogabull
"Officiating has to be a science, not an art" - Rick Carlisle
by Norsktroll on May 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh man
that sounds like too much work lmao
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on May 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs