Junk Drawer April 9, 2009: Happy Birthday, Becky!

by CatMan2 on Apr 9, 2009 6:42 PM PDT Comment 56 comments

I saw there was no JD for today, and it IS my wifes birthday, so here's a pathetic attempt to get (more) on her good side.

By the way, "Trail Blazer" was a phrase on Wheel O Fortune just a few minutes ago. I see this as a powerful omen whose meaning is shrouded in mystery.

Poor Martell. Now I almost don't want the Blazers to win the championship this year because Webby won't feel 100% a part of it. I guess I'd learn to cope though.

I'm not gonna root for that team down in SoCal tonight, come what may. I do look forward to another Blazerific smackdown tommorow night.

Well, that's about all I got. Whassup?

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The little girl in my avatar

is named Becky also

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 9, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I had avatars turned off

But I just went and turned em on again. I take it you keep updating your avatar with more recent pix of your daughter? Nice.

My Becky just turned 58, but looks 39ish. I think this shameless flattery is starting to work ;)

by CatMan2 on Apr 9, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like using funny or weird ones for the avatar

I like the static in her hair in this one.

As far as your Becky goes….just tell her she is 39 with 19 years experience.

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 9, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is one of my favorite avatars

I dunno why. It screams summer to me, or maybe kidhood.

by Corvid on Apr 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

She had been

jumping on a trampoline and it had some vinyl or something that static’d up her hair ……then she bumped her face …which was why she had it covered…when my wife snapped the pic. I’m glad ya like it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have so many kids and kin it must be somebodys B Day

And I am always down with with Happy Birthday

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Norsktroll on Apr 9, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

one internet phenomonon that can die all ready

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope "fail" dies with it

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by tominhawaii on Apr 10, 2009 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the reminder, Norsktroll. For those who aren't familiar with this issue, I'll spell it out:

From http://www.petpeoplesplace.com/resources/advice/cats/21.htm

Even in relatively small amounts chocolate is poison to cats and dogs. Chocolate contains caffeine and theobromine, two different types of stimulants that affect the central nervous system and the heart muscle, as well as increasing the frequency of urination. For a cat or dog to lick the remains of an ice cream from a bowl is unlikely to cause any harm at all unless the animal has a specific medical condition already.

However, if the animal was to eat a larger quantity of chocolate he may become very sick indeed and develop vomiting or diarrhea. When the amount of chocolate eaten is excessive, symptoms can include restlessness, hyperactivity, muscle twitching, increased urination and/or excessive panting. White chocolate has the least amount of stimulants and baking chocolate or cocoa beans have the highest. A better idea is to buy chocolate drops which are made specifically for pets, as they will not harm your pets’ teeth.

by CatMan2 on Apr 9, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

As a general thing people food is not a good thing for pets

A diet closer to what dogs or cats wild ancestors ate is better for them

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is why I don't have a cat

I can’t seem to find any fresh Mastidon to feed it…..that and I am really allergic

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 9, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I travel to much to have pets

But if you need a turkey or fox I have plenty of extras

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you should adopt a pet rock

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That looks like a clean fun hobby

by Norsktroll on Apr 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you need a cat

trust me

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would have to be a bad cat indeed

To survive in this hood

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

well I meant for 92wastheyear

your suggestion is above

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im allergic to pink granite

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dropped a chocolate macadamia nut and my dog quickly ate it

I Googled it and both are bad for dogs. Later my wife’s sister left out a chocolate bar and he about 2 ounces. he was fine. I think if your pet dies from eating chocolate, the person has to be really dumb or negligent. It would probably take one of those big bars or a bag of kisses to kill my dog and he’s only 10 lbs. I guess a cake might take him down too. I’m to stingy to share that much chocolate.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 10, 2009 4:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got my Blazers tattoo today

It’s pretty rad, pics will be forthcoming

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lemme guess

its a tat of Rebecca Harlow wearing her powder blue shirt

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

close

drop the shirt. no it’s an old school pinwheel logo

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

here it is

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oops

someone give me a hand. how do i post a pic?

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I use photobucket to store the pic

copy the url then use the little tree to paste it. Be sure to hit preview before you post so you will know if it works

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

little tree?

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh duh

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oden block "/>

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Apr 10, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Testing 1, 2, 3

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"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Apr 10, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

kinda gruesome

but cool

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya i bled like crazy right after the fact

ill have to take better pics

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or maybe kinda gruesome, plain and simple

There’s something about the plastic that makes my stomach flip flop.

Anyway, anyone have a contact in the tattoo community? Are Blazer tats on the rise?

by Corvid on Apr 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this a sneak peak of Saw XI?

Although I guess that would involve being forced to get a Lakers tattoo

If you can't laugh at yourself, everyone else probably is already.

by cafe_civet on Apr 10, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ouch

http://saboner.mybrute.com

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 11, 2009 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

you mentioned your wifes birthday

but failed to mention the number of earth-sun orbits during her existence. my guess is 32

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

oops

ok I missed that earlier one. I was wrong and am not just padding the stats to prevent 92wastheyears title from being usurped

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does Becky Bedge?

If so, I assume this Junk Drawer is because you forgot to buy her a card… tisk tisk

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

my pizza is done and Hells Kitchen starts in 8 minutes

so when I get back this JD better have eclipsed 92s record

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Uh oh

It’s a gonna be close. I’m a hopin’ you and the Bonz aren’t disappointed.

by Corvid on Apr 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Screw the game thread

It greys out if I try to comment,thanks for the pics

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Happy birthday to you.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 9, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Happy birthday to you.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 9, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy biiiiiirrrrrrthdaaaaay dear Beckyyyyyyyyyy.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 9, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haaaaaaaaapppyyyyyyyyy Biiiiiiiiiirrrrthdaaaaaaaay to yooooooooooou.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 9, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And maaaany mooooooorrrre!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 9, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You now owe the Happy Birthday song authors 9.9 cents mechanical royalties. Pay up.

Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...

by timbo on Apr 10, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ironic that Timbo would post a reply here ...

But — and please don’t take offense, Anne — but from here, you sound a bit like Timbo when you sing!

I haven’t had a chance to show Rebecca all the love she’s getting on the Bedge, but I will do so asap. Much appreciated by me!

by CatMan2 on Apr 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didnt mean to sound so cranky

But I cant get in a word edge wise between the what movie/tv are you watching cloging up the game threads

by southern oregon on Apr 9, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So what are you watching right now?

If you can't laugh at yourself, everyone else probably is already.

by cafe_civet on Apr 10, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't care much for baseball, but this post is funny

“Alissa Milano” previews the “NL West” (with pictures in team outfits).

http://www.redreporter.com/2009/4/8/826831/alyssa-milano-saluts-the-nl-west

by Norsktroll on Apr 9, 2009 11:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I was telling one friend

It’s pretty smart of her to branch into sports before she starts to look old.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 10, 2009 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is the Blazers vs Lakers game on ESPN or TNT tonight?

Pleas ehlp me. Google is broken for me.

by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 10, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

No sir

It’s on League Pass for those of us with League Pass and living outside the Comcast grid.

Holy crap, thank goodness you made me think of this— I had set my League Pass channel to record the other day, in case I got busy today, and I just realized that (duh) since I live in LA the League Pass channel will be blacked out, so I need to record the local feed.

PHEW! That woulda’ been a tragedy when I tried to watch it later.

This game should totally be televised nationally, but it ain’t. Only your local channels if you live in Portland or LA, and League Pass.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 10, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs