Joel Przybilla playing some smothering D on Yao Ming

almost 3 years ago tominhawaii 50 comments 26 recs |

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I can't watch this...

because of dial up. But I’m “reccing” it because there appears to be a possibility that Joel is played by a piece of lunchmeat.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Apr 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

lol

by LaoTzu on Apr 30, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions

epic

Travis Outlaw is Mr. Clutch

by two buck chuck on Apr 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

You are so off the wall Tom. I see your dog Carlos. I remember that weird website you put up with your dog and his sweaters or something wild like that.

We're just kids trying to make it in this game
Trying hard to knock on that door called fame
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO

by Dheepan on Apr 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Your dog, oops Stern, totally took out BRoy too

by KitIsh on Apr 29, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

The dog gets an academy award

for eating the supporting actor.

"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.

by blazermaniac32 on Apr 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

LOL

this was only funny bc of who posted it. i’d probably complain if it was a newbie.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

no way

that lunchmeat thing with the dog is hella tight, on it’s own.

"The refs have caused a bird-pig flu pandemic"

by appel82 on Apr 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

The best.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

Your dog fouled Brandon Roy!

Unacceptable!!!!

"I don’t have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome." – Jerome James, on comments by coach Nate McMillan about Seattle SuperSonics players being selfish.

by Devenex on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

your dog should be the Bedge mascot

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

the dog made that video

by cloudydays on Apr 29, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

This is nuts man

haha

Then I rose, wiping the blunts ash from my clothes
Then froze only to blow the herb smoke through my nose

by Illmatic88 on Apr 29, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

Haha

I am still laughing pretty hard. No, Przybilla, Noooooooo…

draft dejuan blair

Yao Ming: "Over time, [Oden] can even go beyond the Magic’s Howard."

Pelton: "Always love Hinrich’s D. Nobody on the Blazers (or most teams) gets into people like he does."

by Cablinasian on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

lame

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 29, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions

Geez ....Carlos is gonna get the runs

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions

Very nice.

Production was thru the roof on this one. Best part, Eye of the Tiger, at the end.

by JmarcL4 on Apr 29, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions

strange

but funny.

Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".

by johnv59 on Apr 29, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions

and vice versa

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 29, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Why hasn't Henry Abbott linked this yet?

C’mon, that the REAL question of this year’s playoffs.

by Corvid on Apr 29, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions

David Stern would fine him.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Eye of the Tiger!!!!!!!!!

I’m glad you found enough playdough. That is an enormous dog

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 29, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions

and I'm a little colorblind, but are the Blazers wearing Rocket Orange?

and does Stern have a thyroid problem.

This video raises more questions than it answers. I just put laundry in, so I have time to ask and answer them all

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 29, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Walmart only has pastel colored play dough

That’s a hotspot on Stern’s neck.

by tominhawaii on Apr 30, 2009 3:03 AM PDT up reply actions

It sounds like Stern makes a hawk noise when he intercedes

do we know for a fact that he actually does that?

Can we expect a platinum blond Roy (ala Rodman) for game 6?

Sorry about the hotspot. But you gotta respect anyone that wears fur in tropics

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 30, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions

It's the Howard Dean yell

by tominhawaii on Apr 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

of course. nothing else would make sense

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions

What kind of lunchmeat was that?

How did you get you get the deli to slice it so thin?

This is such an honor. I feel like James Lipton

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 30, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions

Costco ham

by tominhawaii on Apr 30, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions

If god willing we go to Game 7

I would suggest that Blazer fans shower Yao Ming with Costco Ham every time Joel shuts him down. Like what the Red Wings fan do with octopus after a hat trick. Except we make him eat the ham

And David Stern should wear a collar

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions

That ham didn't come from Mexico did it?

by blazerbeliever on Apr 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions

i like the ref in the background

Goodbye Deke. The NBA will miss Mt. Mutombo.

by prezofdeath on Apr 29, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions

Dude, Tom, that was some hi-tech action.

What the heck was the budget for that thing? My God.
You need to make the next StarWarsLordoftheRings movie with a budget that makes Blair Witch look like Waterworld.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Apr 30, 2009 12:57 AM PDT reply actions

"Man Bites (it from) Dog?" (Title of Canzano's new blog)

Or “Yao Gets Licked.” (Canzano’s plan for a snappy article title for the local fish wrap if Yao “chokes” Game 6.)

Maybe, “One Dog’s Revenge — Chinese eat Dog, Dog eats Chinese.” (This one a full-length Canzano novel, starting when He Himself personally destroys Yao’s career and set Chinese national basketball back decades with one blurry locker room photo, on to his acclamation as President of the United States of America, Nobel Peace Prize Winner for who brought permanent world peace, and discoverer of a cure for all cancers [except himself] who finally earns some embittered love from the mother still racked with guilt for having spawned him.)

by LaoTzu on Apr 30, 2009 1:46 AM PDT reply actions

Laugh out loud

by Norsktroll on Apr 30, 2009 1:46 AM PDT reply actions

I quadrupled the budget for this film

And it took three days to write the scrips. With the next film, I plan to put more time into character development and maybe try some editing. I am still drawn to the honesty and raw emotion that comes through with filming in only one take.

by tominhawaii on Apr 30, 2009 3:03 AM PDT reply actions

Cant believe I watched that twice.

I repulse, yet I cant look away.

by BlazerBen on Apr 30, 2009 8:02 AM PDT reply actions

I snorted coffee..

When I saw David Sterns entrance…..Thanks….

by Roadblazer on Apr 30, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions

Oh Tom.

Oh Tom…I <3 you.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Apr 30, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions

wow......just wow

"We really don't reference the rulebook." ~Joe Borgia, NBA VP of referee operations, to Henry Abbot regarding the calling (or lack thereof) of traveling.

by postup on Apr 30, 2009 9:44 AM PDT reply actions