It's finally happening! The MSP is turning into Jim Rome.
First, lest anyone (especially you Gavin and Chad) think I'm ripping on the Morning Sports Page, I'm really not. I've long been aggrieved by 1080's pathetic Blazers coverage (their morning programming, Colin Cowherd, is not only a national show, he doesn't even like to talk about hoops! He talks football all year long.) so The Game's Blazercentric focus is a tonic that I drink heartily. My alarm goes off at 6:06 (when the MSP starts) and I lie in bed listening to Blazer talk until the first commercial break. That's how I start my weekdays. My wife's not crazy about that, but she indulges it.
But this morning I heard the first sign that the MSP is descending into self-parody and turning into...*shudder*...the Portland version of the Jim Rome show.
First, one of Chad's "smack off" rivals called in, chattering in that inane faux-macho lingo that only Clones can understand (I'm still trying to figure out Jim Rome's appeal. What is it with that guy?). That was bad enough, but at least we got a nice nugget of info: that Houston "hates" Joel Przybilla and thinks he's a flopper.
Soon after was the moment I've dreaded but half-expected for a while: a caller, obviously a gigantic fan of the show, checked into basically kiss Gavin and Chad's _ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS_ . He was using all the stock MSP phrases ("douche," "champ," "bro," "dropping knowledge") and using the same sort of cadence that G&C use. Gavin and Chad were either mocking this guy's devotion or eating it up, I couldn't quite tell. It was obnoxiously self-referential stuff.
I've endured the silly frat-boy antics of the MSP -- not to mention Chad's ongoing attempts to channel the essence of Van Earl Wright -- because it's more than made up for by the awesome amount of information and Blazer talk the guys deliver. But I'm worried that once the season ends the MSP is going to basically consume itself and become unlistenable. Don't do it, MSP!
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I agree with your take on Cowherd—the NFL talk is, for the most part, lost on this market. We’re into it, just not THAT into it. Give us college football and NBA chatter with a focus on the region and we’re happy… mostly… drench it in fratboy chatter, bad Jim Rome impressions (Hey Chad, Jim Rome wants to know has his ERRRR tastes.), things called “knowledge bombs”, self appointed nicknames that assume some sort of popularity or widespread acceptance (People’s Champ? Really?) and shoddy reporting (Nate Robinson to Portland!? Really!?)… Not to mention the retarded “Bigger Dance” thing they’re doing (apologies to retarded people everywhere for me comparing their condition to this stupid, stupid segment).
We need some new blood over at 95.5 in the AM. I have an idea… let’s get Kenny Vance and that oh so creepy looking Katy Brown on the air! It’ll be magic, I tell ya, magic!
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
What's hilarious is that Cowherd actually has a segment called "the Football Fix."
I assume it’s intended to give NFL fans a little dose of their favorite stuff no matter what time of year it is. But it’s ridiculous to have a “fix” when almost the entire show is NFL and college football talk, be it June or November. Just give Cowherd his NFL Network show already.
Yeah, as much as I object to aspects of the MSP, it is an improvement over the original morning show.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The "Bigger Dance" idea isn't only totally lame, but also jacked from The Mitch in the Morning Show ...
on 950 KJR-AM in Seattle. In fact, Mitch Levy — who I just can’t stand, by the way — has had that gimmicky tournament for several years.
by AK1984 on Apr 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It doesn't strike me as the most original idea in the first place.
First, talk about sports. Then, talk about women. After that, talk about women in the same way you talk about sports. Rank, vote, sit back and think you’re a genius. I’m sure this formula didn’t start with Mitch in the Morning. Personally, I’d like to get to the root of it, find out who started it in the first place and take ’em out.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
Bigger Dance is awesome.
Best thing on the radio.
Wheels At Work
That’s about the only show worth a damn, aside from Blazers Courtside. I listen to the MSP but I don’t like myself afterward.
MSP
I’ve always thought that the MSP boys were doing their best Rome impression. Chad has his roots with Rome, so that’s probably why.
I HATE Cowherd. I liked his local show here, but once he went national all he cares about is football. Fine, so be it, but I won’t be listening.
Like Arby above me, I hate the Bigger Dance promo they have going on. I turn to another station, or switch to a CD when they have that on. I could sense from Gavin’s tease for it this morning that he sounded less than enthusiastic about it too. I was on KJRs website (a Seattle sports station) and they were doing the “Big Dance” too..must be some kind of paid promo the stations are supposed to do.
I miss Wheels at Work now, since it is on when i’m working.. but I loved his ‘Sports Graffiti’ segment, there’s some weird Blazer fans out there! ;-)
I called in to Sports Graffiti once and did an impersonation of that ridiculously overblown promo voiceover The Game uses.
You know the one — sounds like a cross between Darth Vader and a commercial for a monster truck rally.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Chad is an inveterate (word of the day!) Rome clone, but have you ever heard Van Earl Wright?
He used to be on CNN when CNN had a sports show. I don’t know what he’s been doing since. THAT’S the guy Chad is impersonating.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember Van
had forgot about him, but I think you are on to something there.
Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".
Yep, van Earl did the updates for CNN Headline Sports back in the '80s
and with CIP, it’s all about the ’80s
“This is Chad Earl Wright…MSP Headline Sporrrrrrts!”
Yea I agree with all words you said up there
all lovers of JIm Rome are “Douche Bs” which I think is synonomous with clones.
Its funny that 99% of their catch phrases come from Rome (which I really wouldnt mind burning) and that when I hear somebody use the word tool or Douche B i totally envision guys that talk like them.
The only thing I listen for is the blazers, Still I would rather listen to them than Jim Rome or Collin Cowherd cause those two guys seem to full of theirselves and collins voice/ cadence is just so annoying
The worst thing about Cowherd is that he seems to think he has special insight into how the world works
and how people become successful. I’m not saying he isn’t right sometimes, just that he sounds like a douch-, er, annoying know-it-all when he says this stuff.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHH man, that is the worst
You are so right, when he turns into philosophy-of-life guy, acting like his little mindless, meaningless aphorisms are special grains of truth, or like he has some secret knowledge that no one else has, and spouting insufferably pretentious words to live by, but they are all so fake and meaningless, thoroughly materialistic and superficial.
Amateur philosopher guru Cowherd is the one I CANNOT stand.
Cowherd=WORST. ANALOGIES. EVER.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
I can't listen to those two
don’t get me wrong, I gotta have my sports fix, but after 3 minutes of those two, I get road rage! They are the most obnoxious things on the radio next to Rome. The sad thing is that they could actually be on to something if they didn’t try to be so “cutting edge”. Instead, they remind me of a couple of junior high kids playing with daddy’s money. They way they are, it’s completely unlistenable to me. If I want to listen to “tools” I’ll go with rome or cowherd.
You neglected to mention the crowning moment...
after the Ian Furness interview, which went long and cut into Chad’s Sports Report (which always leave plenty to be desired, btw), Rome Jr. “CIP” basically unthanks Ian for coming on, talking too long, and not dropping any good knowledge. Then he plays a clip that is the audio equal of FAIL.
That’s coming from Chad, who brings ZERO to the show and can’t even pull off a sports report. Gavin I can live with, Chad is intollerable.
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
ON FIREEEE
If Chad is so clever..why can’t he think of something else? If I had a dollar for each time I hear Chad bust out the cliche “..ON FIRE” I’d be rich.
Speaking of Ian Furness..what’s he doing back down in Portland? I thought he was up in Seattle on KJR now. I never cared much for him, either and was glad when he left and Ropp replaced him.
As for 1080, I won’t waste time listening to Big Suke, but Isaac Ropp is ok..only thing decent about 1080.
Ian's still in Seattle...he was in Portland covering something...the playoffs? (It was early, I was groggy.)
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ian's doing double duty
on the radio in Seattle and Talkin’ Ball (accch) on TV in Potland. – Elgin
Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009
I can't stand Rome's radio program
it’s too weird. But I really like his TV show, Rome is Burning.
Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".
Nobody, and I mean nobody, beats a (not that funny to begin with) joke into the ground like Jim Rome.
He’s so smug and self-amused and self-satisfied…he’s just unbearable to listen to. Also, for a guy who made a name for himself by baiting an NFL quarterback into attacking him on the air, he is by far the biggest brownnoser when it comes to interviewing athletes.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If you haven't seen it, here's the clip that launched the "legend."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczUKTwgqeY
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
biggest brown noser award goes to...
stephen a smith if you ask me.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
realy? i'm the complete opposite
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
MSP
First off, I’ve listened to the Game daily since it started about a year ago. 1080 had turned into a pathetic shell of it’s former self.
I actually like Gavin a fair amount – before Chad joined him, he played it much more straight up, and despite his lingo, he is knowledgeable, loves to talk Blazer (hello 1080?), and is pretty reasonable.
Since Chad joined the show however, it’s slowly but surely digressed over time. To me it’s like they are trying to be a combination of Jim Rome and the Afternoon idiots on 1080 the fan. The whole bigger dance things, with “dimes”, “assets”, and all the other sophomoric locker room talk is pretty much what we’ve heard daily for 5 years from Isaac and Big Suke. It’s one of the reasons I was so pumped when the Game came on the air – at last, we can get back to sports talk.
Well, on the other shows anyway. Like someone above said, I turn the channel when it’s bigger dance time. If I wanted to listen to locker room talk about women and sex, I’d either turn back to the Fan or go watch the playboy channel or something.
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
by douglast on Apr 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate Colin Cowherd
never liked him in Portland, like him even less now.
That is all.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 23, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
I stopped listening to Cowherd the day he began his show ranting about how “nobody you work with cares about your personal life, so stop talking about your family because nobody you work with is interested” This went on for 5 minutes.
Immediately after the commercial break, Colin begins by saying, “So my daughter…..” I turned off the station because, as he had so aptly put it just minutes earlier, I didn’t care.
nice
sounds about right…
plus the fact my fiancee who hates most sports knows more than Colin says something. He just reads the sports page before going on air and agrees with everything it says. He even contradicts himself 4 or 5 times during a show.
so its a channel change for me. I even suffer thru Rome because the other option is Coward
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 23, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Gavin and Chad actually had a decent pre-game for game 1
I actually really enjoyed it. I also used to really enjoy whenever Gavin came on 1080, and his old post game shows. But, on Saturday mornings he could be annoying…
Now, on the MSP it’s the old saturday morning la familia but ten times worse. I think the programming director has something to do with this. They had a reasonable sports show in the morning sports page, but it was boring and people didnt listen. Now I think they are basically committed to being like Rome.
That said, Rome has grown on me. I used to think he was the dumbest person on radio, even worse than Suke—but he’s actually pretty clever, you have to get to know his schtick though. He sounds realllllly slow, but that’s because he is constantly reading emails and texts, so he repeats himself alot, which is fillign time while he is reading stuff, I think.
The MSP is far worse than Rome, at times, and at others, is a decent show.
All of that said, I rarely listen to either. Usually MSP in the morning for ten minutes because it is usually the lesser of two evils.
i agree
i hated rome too, but after giving him a shot, he has grown on me. sadly i dont listen enough to catch all the inside jokes, but the rare gems that do come on have me laughing for awhile.
I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer
by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, I know
“Man’s game” has become a standard phrase for me.
I’m pretty sure I remember Chad Doing having to burn his l*ker jersey in a bet about some local team (I think it was the Ducks vs Purdue football last year). The fact that he has a l*ker jersey confirmed what I already figured about that guy. How someone can build an entire career off of calling into Rome and then trying to sound like Rome is beyond me. Gavin annoys me sometimes, but CIP is the worst. He just tries to stir crap up and get a rise out of people COUGHcanzanoCOUGH.
"When Bellotti attempted to shake the hand of Oklahoma State quarterback Zac Robinson after the game, Robinson offered his left hand. His right was swollen and battered from the Ducks' defense."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Apr 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
17 to 18 years ago
Jim Rome had a local radio show for a San Diego sports talk station. Because of the incredible wattage of the station, I could pick it up very clearly in the Los Angeles area (where I lived at the time). Great show – witty, relevant, less ‘schtick’ than his radio show has now (but just enough to make it fun). Essentially, it was less of him ranting and more of him interacting with the callers. I called in a few times in those days and it was fun doing so (oh to have that kind of free time again…..)
Even when the show started to be syndicated to a few other markets, I was still listening. But now…..I don’t think I’ve heard Rome on the radio for 4 or 5 years. Maybe the show has changed from what it was like earlier in the decade – but I doubt it. Personally, I enjoy a good local show that takes calls much more than a national program where the host talks 99% of the time. That probably doesn’t work for a national audience – I understand that – it’s just what I prefer.
So if the MSP show is anything like Rome’s – well, I don’t get the chance to listen since I’m in Vegas. But if it is, then it probably isn’t anything I’d be interested in.
sounds sort of like Cowherd...
he actually wasn’t bad when he was in Portland. But after going national for a while, he became an insufferable, boring pontificator.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it hasnt changed in years. He doesnt really interact with the callers
he lets them rant for 1-2 min. cuts them off and hangs up on them. or says well done at the end.
then he says the same thing for 20 minutes in a row just in different prose. Then he leaves 10-20 seconds of silence while he reads his notes on what else to talk about today. then he plays a sound clip 10 times in a row and uses hip slang to make himself sound young. then he rinses and repeats.
And callers on rome, seriously out of every 50 clones that say something, 1 MAYBE is funny. the rest is stupid.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 23, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
while I listen to the MSP for my blazers fix
I actively make a point to avoid and proactively dodge and sidestep and dip out on my radio when it hits the 9 to 12 hour on 955 the game.
Whatever you say...
..“Chris”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLU6m3SP9mo
this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"
Maybe it's just me.....
…..but when did it become an unforgivable sin to like the Jim Rome show? I’ve been a fan for quite some time. Sure the inside jokes can get a bit tiresome, but he does tend to have good insight on a number of sports topics.
And I hate to say it, he beats the living hell out of all of the local guys. Sorry, but that’s just what I think.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Jim Rome
Is the worlds biggest tool. If I even hear his voice, I grind my teeth. That guy is remarkably abrasive and idiotic. It is like listening to a sober frat boy try to describe his night of drinking and date rape. He makes me want to puke. I am usually impressed that he can dress himself (although I have never actually seen him do it…) The guy is worthless. More than half of the Bedgers could do a better show than him. He is a plastic punk (not punk rocker…old fashioned punk)
by BlazerFanFromDenver on Apr 23, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
his interviews are good
but he is annoying and the “clones” are well.. i cant use swearwords but intercoursing idiots.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 23, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I’ve been a fan since listening on ESPN2 on summer vacations in California before they even offered ESPN2 in Oregon. You no likey? NO WATCHY!!!
this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to give Greg Oden at Least a Couple of Seasons"
It is sad to think
that there are two sports stations to choose from here in Portland and they both suck so bad.
Fox is so . . . Fox-like. ESPN – not much better.
I don’t think I’d want Jaynes on my radio in the morning. So who’s left? Are we bringing back Steve Arena?? Dream Weaver? How much money would it take to get Mike Parker to give up his gig for the morning sports show in Portland? – Elgin
Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009
Gotta agree.
Great post.
The only thing I like about the Rome show is his interviews, they can be really great. The problem is, the interviews take up about a quarter of the show, the rest is him repeating himself, long pauses and just horrible ranting as described in these earlier posts. His voice bugs the hell out of me during those times.
As for the MSP, I really liked it, but it does seem to be degenerating per what everyone else has said. I actually had to just turn it off this morning.
BTW
is there anything more “Small Town” than taking a guy who is a caller on a national show and not good.. but since he is from portland, lets find some guy who is in no way to be qualified to be a radio host and give him a show.
Might as well have a Chad in Portland day and give him a key to the city. Our OWN CHAD!!
I would expect that from a town in Nebraska with 100 citizens. Portland your better than that.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 23, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
Love Rome, been listening to him for like 12 years
And I can’t stand the MSP. I’ve chosen to just put on the iPod in the morning and avoid both them and Cowherd.
A three-pointer is not a "triple." A triple is a hit in baseball.
A three-pointer is not a "trey." A trey is either an ESPN sportscaster or something that bad spellers eat cafeteria food on. - Dave on Mar 20, 2009 10:00 PM PDT
The MSP .... pffftt
Sounds like nothing has changed. I gave up their tired act after the “Oden is a bust” rant after his first game played at season’s start. They were little more then disengenuous imitations of Rome and hardly flattering. Are they still hacking “Jobber” or running the Gavin- “I’m famous. I don’t sweat chicks” Epicac? They get paid to impress themselves. Big deal. Sadly, their Program Director keeps them on because negative publicity must mean some ratings. If that is all they can get, good for them. Pffftt.
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
I like the Rome show but
there’s a reason Crap in Portl…err…Chad in Portland is known as “Clone in Portland” and I find it pathetic enough that he can’t develop an original personna that I listen to OPB until 9am. Then when I do listen to the radio, it’s ususally The Game unless the various hosts are simply trying to stir up the sediment from the bottom of the sports tank, in which case it’s back to 91.5.
Spanish Main: The point of departure for enormous wealth in the form of gold, silver, gems, spices, hardwoods, hides, alley-oops, assists and three pointers.
again this is relevant
is there anything more "Small Town" than taking a guy who is a caller on a national show and not good.. but since he is from portland, lets find some guy who is in no way to be qualified to be a radio host and give him a show.
Might as well have a Chad in Portland day and give him a key to the city. Our OWN CHAD!!
I would expect that from a town in Nebraska with 100 citizens. Portland your better than that.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 24, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions

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