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Mike and Mike - I just don't get it

So many people talk about Mike and Mike being terrible homers.  I just don't get that.  When Joel flopped, they called it what it was.  They rated the floppiness of the move (90% I think they said).  When there's a questionable call, they look it over and often admit the call was correct.  If the Blazers are clanking every shot, the Mikes say (some variation of) "the Blazers can't hit the ocean from a boat."

I know they are just as enthusiastic as the rest of us about the Blazers, but I completely disagree that they are inveterate homers.  Rather they balance each other out.  When Barrett is being a homer, Rice will reign him in.  And vice versa.  They are also able to joke about themselves when they are being too homerific.  I think they do a great job for us, and they understand and prepare us for Yao never fouling out when he has five fouls.  But they also show you how Brandon takes advantage when Yao has 2 fouls and doesn't want a third.

When I listen to national commentators, I find they don't really know anything about the teams they are watching, Blazers or otherwise.  In fact, unless the player has a well known name, they don't even exist.  We heard Barkley dismiss Greg's highlight simply because his contribution didn't lead to a huge stat sheet.  The shot TNT showed was pivotal, and we know it, but Barkley hadn't watched the game, so he had no insight into that shot.

So explain to me why Mike and Mike are so horrible.  I don't see it.

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by amlmart1 on Apr 23, 2009 7:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Timbo,

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by Portland89 on Apr 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Um...yeah....

—Timbo

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by broggerboy19 on Apr 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree to an extent

The Mikes can be somewhat objective in their observations, and Rice, particularly is an astute commentator who really does know a lot about the rest of the NBA, IMO.

However, announcers who openly root for a team are rightly considered homers. There’s no doubt who the Mikes want to see win, or what players they really like in a game. I think Rice has a tendency to criticize opposing players too much, especially former Blazers like Wafer.

Overall, though, I think they do mostly give credit where it’s due, and I enjoy the banter and occasional zaniness.

by CatMan2 on Apr 23, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I think you are spot on

also they shouldn’t change a thing. They aren’t 2nd in viewership for nothing in terms of team broadcasts and only behind the Cavaliers. They are entertaining and they are the Blazer broadcasters, they are hired to bring us Blazer basketball, they are not hired to be neutral obervers, they are not journalists, they are paid representatives of the team and are part of the product package. They recognize that and give it to us.

All that being said, I also get how annoying it can be for other teams fans, and with NBA TV airing only one side or the other’s commentator’s you will get this reaction from other team’s fans in the diaspara as it were. Although, I have no problem with what homerism I have seen in other teams broadcasters, I do find them boring and they seem to provide little good information during the game. Most of them do good end of quarter analysis from time to time, but their live action commentary tends to be blllleccccchhhhh!

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They aren’t 2nd in viewership for nothing in terms of team broadcasts and only behind the Cavaliers.

Let’s not credit that to Mike and Mike. The Blazers have a notoriously rabid fanbase. Just ask the Blazers ticket office.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but that is going up against markets

with millions of more viewers available than in our market as well.

LA, the Knicks, Houston, Chicago, Miami and on and on have millions upon millions of more potential viewers and they can’t beat our numbers…they are doing something right to keep that up…

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not Mike and Mike.

If they were gone next season, the ratings wouldn’t change.

Those other markets have other sports. We’re the only game in town here (other than some minor sports). Portland is a crazy market for basketball and is comparable only to Green Bay in football.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're wrong on this one Timmay.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 23, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think the ratings would go up or down without M&M?

I don’t think anyone would tune out because M&M aren’t doing the show. In fact, I bet many wouldn’t even notice the change.

Even if the announcers were lesser than M&M, people love the team; they’ll tolerate almost anyone in the announcing booth, within obvious limits (which catman2 astutely noted above!)

Don’t worry, I’m not looking to start an argument on this one. Just curious enough to ask you to detail your thoughts a bit.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think margins are important

in this business, especially if you are talking ratings over 70 games. Sure there is a built in base that may be higher than average, but they do keep people at the margins viewing as well.

Yes the team itself carries the load, but these guys help spread their story every time they are on calling a game, they help get a casual viewer into a deeper relationship with the team. building the base further.

The anecdotes, the analysis of how they play team ball, how they are unselfish get repeated at workplaces and around town the next day…this stuff is not completely spontaneous. They do deserve credit for getting the job done.

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do deserve credit for getting the job done.

Sure, but their replacements would do the same. I’ve heard similar anecdotes from many announcing teams on league pass, and m&m’s analysis is just fine but nothing that another crew wouldn’t bring. As noted elsewhere, I believe their predecessor, Steve Jones, was a better analyst.

I just don’t see anything about this crew that’s not replaceable. I’m not saying we need to replace them; I am saying that we shouldn’t overrate their importance. If they were gone tomorrow, few would miss them for long if we got a competent replacement team. The biggest loss would probably be MB’s blog.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

by that definition then

you are correct because absolutely no one anywhere is irreplaceable…that is an argument you can’t really ever lose!

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Takes a bow] Thank you, one argument down!

No, seriously now. :)

KP is irreplaceable. Brandon is too. Probably Greg as he grows. You can’t just go out and find someone who will bring what they bring to the party.

M&M though? There’s plenty of other good folks out there. I’ve noted Kevin Calabro and Steve Jones in the past, that’s just one example.

M&M are fine if that’s what you want in an announcing crew. Clearly that’s the case with some folks here. And I personally can listen to them fine on League Pass… other than a few quirks, they’re inoffensive, but nothing to get excited about either. They have their off nights, but who doesn’t?

But I feel sorry for anyone outside of Portland who listens to them, because that’s gotta be tiring.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Lebron could bring Roy’s game plus add a little something to the table. Oden is in a different category once he gets his speed back because he is a true back to the rim center, rare in today’s game….

Not saying I want leBron over roy, just he can bring game…i kinda like the team focus, lebron would overwhelm that if he did not want it to…

George Washington was replaced and we are still here, nobody is irreplaceable…

by the way, my only point is that m&m are good at their job, they have played a role in increased ratings, and they deserve credit for it. Also by and large when I watch a leaguepass feed i find those announcers boring and lacking in game time analysis/info. they all are pretty good at the end of period stuff but m&m seem to provide info while the game is flowing much more consistently…they also seem to stay on topic, meaning on the game or the team and not stray off on tangents about other broadcasters, other teams or other things going on in their city…plus they are pretty good at shilling those ticket deals, i believe everytime i ordered one of those that i was getting the best seat in the house!!!

They were right every time to as the seat I bought was my seat!!!

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron could bring Roy’s game plus add a little something to the table.

Sorry, I didn’t make my point clear… I meant there was nobody available we could replace Roy with that would be better than having Roy here. Same with Oden.

Either way though, no biggie. I don’t mind that we disagree here. :)

by Timmay! on Apr 24, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lemarcus is very different though

Oden needs the high pass more often to flow into his game so he can quickly spin and get it to the rim. LeMarcus’s game is more face front, most of his post plays are ones he creates by backing someone down. Greg can receive the entry much deeper in the post due to the nature of his game..that is what I meant as ‘back to the rim’ center…

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

they should change

i think blazer fans are smart, but some newer fans need to be “educated.” they need to bring back the tv segments where they run a play and draw out the options with a telestrater. or they can explain certain basketball definitions and slang. they do a great job of this in the NFL and the UFC of educating the fans…and i think with blazermania in full effect, blazer fans are ready for a more intelligent broadcast.

also our viewership i’m sure has more to do with our team than it does with our announce team. ever see the highlights were they dub wheels’ calls with the video? i think theres a reason for that.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Telestrater?

Is that some kind of Fender guitar I’ve never heard of?

by CatMan2 on Apr 23, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a tool that weathermen and sports announcers used in the 80s and early 90s

nowadays espn has madden videogame models to diagram their plays…but back then they used the telestrater.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are homers

I’m a Blazer fan, but whenever I have a choice between Comcast/KGW and a national feed (TNT or ESPN), I go with the national feed. I appreciate the more objective commentary as opposed to the homers. BTW: Wheeler is even more painful to listen to.

You don’t see that they are homers because you’re a homer. Nothing wrong with that. But its what it is.

by Turnout on Apr 23, 2009 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Actually, I find that the national announcers are painful to listen to.

I’d rather listen to the local homers of the other team than national people. At least the locals care enough to find out SOMETHING about our team before going on the air as “experts.”

Of all the things that can be expressed in the printed word – love, hate, fear, joy – true humor is the one that is the most difficult of all. Sarcasm, for example, is an art of delicate subtlety. Yet too many people wield it as a bulldozer – loud, smelly, ugly, and destructive – and think they are being funny.

by T Darkstar on Apr 23, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

Game one was horrible to listen to. I felt it was a contest of canned statements and assumptions as opposed to actual knowledge.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on the national announcer

Albert and Fratello are excellent (and strangely are also the Nets local announcers), and Breen is good, although JVG and Jackson are a mixed bag. Reggie’s pretty bad, but Collins is good. I’m just still mad espn sent their D team for game 1. Doris Burke might be the worst announcer I’ve ever heard.

Too bad Kerr left TNT to go ruin the Suns, though, he was a solid national color guy also.

by Royster on Apr 23, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for another round of Kevin Calabro and Hubie Brown in Game 1, but you're 100% ...

right that ESPN sent its blasted D-team of Dave Pasch and Doris Burke. Well, Mike Tirico would’ve actually been there instead of Calabro — who’s just a fill-in for ESPN — although either way I’m a big fan of the B-team. I like most of the A-team, too, although I personally wish that it was just Mike Breen and Jeff Van Gundy, with Mark Jackson being kicked to the curb.

by AK1984 on Apr 23, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Doris Burke-- its her partner Dave Pasch who is underwhelming

What’s wrong with Doris?

Albert, Fratello, Breen, Van Gundy, Calabro, Harlan and Collins are my favorite broadcasters.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Doris Burke was doing fine

until she said something stupid about the Blazers and became Doris Barkley.

by MiledAnimal on Apr 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have missed that

She seems to do a pretty solid job in general.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have a problem with anyone who makes

dismissive pronouncements about 54-win teams, that’s all. Especially when the pronouncements aren’t based on facts. It makes me think the speaker is trying to look edgy, like the Chuckster.

by MiledAnimal on Apr 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the kind of thing also

I must have missed where Doris did that— I was probobly too mad at the game 1 proceedings in general to notice.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mid-second quarter, as I recall.

Funny, I don’t recall a single word from Burke or Pasch after that. Did I turn-off the sound? Pro’bly just mentally tuned-out…

by MiledAnimal on Apr 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Doris

I think she does a fine job. I haven’t seen her do any of the games in this series though – she might have had a bad night. – Elgin

Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009

by 22baylor on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of idiot

dismisses a 54 win team?

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

probably the same idiots who don’t recognize Nate as a very serious candidate for coach of the year.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of the reason I was so mad after Saturday's game

is that our performance proved Van Gundy right. He said houston would destroy Portland Saturday night. I so wanted the team to prove him wrong…

and then…….

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a whole ton of experience with her

and it might have had a lot to do with my last experience with her being with Pasch and that it was that awful game, but she just doesn’t do it for me for some reason.

I couldn’t agree more with the rest of your lineup, though. Harlan’s nearly on Marv’s level. He sounds so much like Alberts sometimes that I think he’s wearing women’s underwear.

by Royster on Apr 23, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Collins drives me nuts

because he never stops talking, droning on and on with non-stop sentences grafted together on the spur of the minute throwing disparate thoughts into the same sentence with hardly a breath taking moment.

Collins: Just make a comment and live with it.

Stu Inman: a soft-spoken, witty and brilliant basketball guy -- who had so much to do with Portland's only championship. He believed that you won with not just great players, but with great people. (D Jaynes 2-2-07 Portland Tribune)

by OrygunRod on Apr 23, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen to that.

I like an educated national perspective when I choose to watch the national broadcast . So many national broadcasters expose their lack of knowledge about our team IMO. To me, it’s their job to know what they are talking about. Often times, you can clearly tell that they haven’t watched the blazers much, yet they still decide to give commentary, exposing their lack of knowledge on the Blazers. Take Charles Barkley for example. I really do like him because he’s entertaining, but he keeps refering to the blazers as a “jump shooting team”. The blazers WERE a jump shooting team, but they are not anymore. Aldridge, Roy, Oden and Joel are now getting a lot more points in the paint. He also once said this year that “the blazers don’t have a go to guy”. Ever heard of Brandon Roy?? Kenny Smith is just horrible. I enjoy Mike & Mike because I’m more interested in the hometown perspective. I do think they are “homers” to an extent, but I think that’s fine. They have great relationships with the players and coaches and they can’t help but root for them. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

by JAWKS on Apr 23, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like them Mikes

i hate the comcast crew.

I also hate Rebecca with her stupid leading questions. “How great was this win” “tell me how important it was!” “tell me how you stepped up your play!” “Don’t you just feel awesome?” “How delicious was that dinner?” “Tell me how hot i was tonight!” “tell me how great i am in the… is the camera still on? crap… in the news room!”

Bah. I know people have stated she’s a hard worker and knows a ton, but my impression is that she can’t ask a decent question and is a friggen idiot. How about a "were you nervious at any point in the game? What did you think about the last 30 seconds?

Maybe it’s just me.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 8:19 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I also hate Rebecca with her stupid leading questions.

I agree. Like the Mikes (a lot—born and raised here, always loved my homer announcers) but I don’t even think Rebecca is cute. All those dumb questions and apparently she’s a Yale grad. Throw in Bush and you’ve got some GREAT alumni there.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 23, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, any college that'll accept Carlton Banks can't be THAT great after all...

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 23, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OSU, down in flames.

Somewhere in Alabama, Tom is laughing.

by MiledAnimal on Apr 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least Tom is...

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA interviews in general are terrible.

They all recite pretty much the same cliches and players can’t engage in colorful or interesting commentary unless it’s Shaq.

by Benjamanic on Apr 23, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

she does a good job relaying relevant information from the huddles which is a nice touch. Just don’t let her interview anyone, I agree on that front…

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by PDXBuckeye on Apr 23, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree about Rebecca's leading questions-- they are annoying. Her questioning really needs to be improved.

I wouldn’t call her an idiot based on those questions though, that’s for sure. She seems reasonable intelligent but also pretty nervous behind the microphone and not particularly gifted as a sideline reporter.

She’s not terrible— there are certainly worse reporters out there, but somebody should work with her on her questioning.

Calling a Princeton grad an idiot based on her reporting goes too far though, in my opinion.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the legacy rates at Ivy League schools it may have not gone far enough.

by stax o' wax on Apr 23, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

While being a Princeton grad certainly doesn't automatically make somebody smart

I’d tend to give her the benefit of the doubt before writing her off as a stupid legacy admit. Her status as a varsity athlete no doubt helped her get in, but I still think “idiot” is going way too far. Perhaps “not particularly talented as a sideline reporter” would be the better way to go.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lisa Salters

Heather Cox
Erin Andrews
Michelle Tafoya

Just off the top of my head.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair

Just when I compare her to the Craig Sagers of the world and a dreadlocked Miller, I could well see her be in the game long-term and even get on a national station at some time.

That stop and go by Roy is straight sick. I'm calling him "The Flu" from now on. - Wendell Maxey

by Norsktroll on Apr 23, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its possible

She’s improved since she got the job, but she has quite a ways to go in terms of her questioning before she’s on the level of a Salters or Tafoya.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

but

it wouldn’t be that hard! STOP LEADING!!!

Also, ask some questions that people care about. “You did a great job guarding X, how did you manage that?” Sure, it’ll come back as “it was a team effort blah blah blah” but at least the question will be intelligent.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to

“How great a job did you do guarding X?”

REally, i want a player to say “Well, i did awesome, thanks for asking!”

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

She may be asking questions on the court

but she is not in a courtroom and there is nothing wrong with asking leading questions in a post game interview.

She is a very pretty smart young woman who asks short questions that allow the player, owner, GM or whoever to answer. Unfortunately someone like Wheels goes on and on with his question (actually combining 2 or 3 questions) before giving the guest a change to answer.

Pick on someone else and leave Rebecca alone — she does great.

Stu Inman: a soft-spoken, witty and brilliant basketball guy -- who had so much to do with Portland's only championship. He believed that you won with not just great players, but with great people. (D Jaynes 2-2-07 Portland Tribune)

by OrygunRod on Apr 23, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree she's not on their level, but both Salters and Tafoya are in their forties

They have 10 to 15 years more experience. They both have broadcasting degrees too, so maybe that factors in when it comes to conducting interviews.

Sure there’s room for improvement, but Haarlow’s ok for a young, local, sideline reporter. We could do lots worse.

by Corvid on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haarlow’s ok for a young, local, sideline reporter. We could do lots worse.

I’m not a big fan of Rebecca’s, but that’s a fair statement.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, now that I think about it

I don’t have league pass, so I don’t have anyone to compare her to. She could be absolutely wonderful for a local sideline reporter, not merely ok. Like Norsktroll, I think she’s better than some of the national people.

by Corvid on Apr 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

In hell, Tony Luftman is working the Blazers’ sideline. – Elgin

Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009

by 22baylor on Apr 23, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd argue she's above average

but this is coming from my limited experience watching online streams of the other team’s broadcasts

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

are there _any_ effective sideline reporters?

My opinion is that the entire practice is doomed to failure. I’ve never gotten anything truly useful from sideline reports, especially in basketball.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't care about her education

I’m talking about my few impressions made by her and her reporting/questioning skills.

Based on that and only that, then yeah… she still comes across as an idiot to me. others in the new last year said she was intelligent. She hasn’t shown that side to me from the few times i’ve heard or caught her on my screen.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying there's a difference between not being able to ask good questions and being an idiot

For example, I’m a reasonably intelligent person but I would sound like a complete idiot if I was doing TV reporting.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get you

so i’m being overly harsh, but my point is it bugs the heckamjezzus out of me I strongly dislike it whenever she comes on because of that. My GF even mocks her, and that’s saying something. I do admit the mocking is humorous and fun though.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skeets agrees with you....

Over at the Basketball Jones, Skeets discussed the Mikes and he thinks they are one of the better home broadcast teams. I thought they went out of their way to not be homerish on Tuesday when they were on the NBA TV feed.

The only homer I think is just too over the top is Wheeler on the radio broadcast. He tends to feed the “refs are hosing us” mindset.

That all said, the best home broadcaster Portland has ever had, in my mind, was Steve Jones. I really miss listening to him.

by antediluvian on Apr 23, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Snapper was a great one.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 23, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Insofar as I bash Mike Barrett and Mike Rice, I was plesently surprised by their performance Tuesday.

For once, Barrett and Rice cut back on the homerism and did a relatively objective announcing the game.

by AK1984 on Apr 23, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

well they were on national tv.

I think that they announce to their audience. Usually its Blazer fans and so they put their pinwheel glasses on for those games, but they definitely did a really nice job taking them off for the national audience. And Wild Rice did a great job highlighting what the Rockets were doing that was successful, and then when the tables turned a really nice job of showing what the Blazers were doing well.

From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.

From the back of Greg Oden's Franz card: Nickname: Jaws. Has an insatiable desire to tear rims apart while cruising the open court, and was once interested in using head-gear for his profession.

by TheOdenator on Apr 23, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I enjoyed their coverage. It’s definitely a homeristic coverage, but they also showcased a game plan “see what they did here?” I liked it.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

a brilliant homer

is always better than an objective dunce. He’s got an awful lot of X/O knowledge up in there.

by torridjoe on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheels...radio

Radio is a completely different medium. I learned to love baseball and basketball by listening to the on the radio. I think Wheeler’s energy on the radio is essential to portray how the game is going. On the other hand, when he was on TV, it was too much. I get the excitement right there, didn’t need screaming coming from my TV for something that was cool, but maybe not that great.

Segue to baseball, cause I brought it up. Listening to the Mariners on the radio was the only way I was ever going to get interested. I watched some Braves baseball one time, on TV, and heard this: “Strike one…Ball one…Strike two.” Really!?! That’s all you have to say. I listened to the Mariners guys on radio and got reports on every person at every position, some history, crowd reactions, and “Strike one.” I would have gladly hated baseball forever without homer announcers like Rick Rizzszszsz (can’t spell it, but I think there’s a S in it somewhere).

I liked Steve too. He would take it to the guys right there if they were sucking. It made me so mad. I liked him better analyzing the game afterward, though.

by martinezec on Apr 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I too learned to love sports on the radio

Husky football, then Seahawks football. When I moved to southern WA, I listened to Blazer broadcasts…..LOVED listening to the picture that Schonley painted with his voice.

The Mariners have done a very good job with their radio broadcasts as well.

With Wheels, it’s not his excitement that I don’t like….I like that part. But there have been three times this year when I’ve been listening (via the net) where I’ve switched to the other team’s radio broadcast because of how he was trashing the refs and what they were “doing to” the Blazers.

That said, I LOVE the fact thet Rice is hte only broadcaster I’m aware of that got T’d up by a ref (Steve Javie)…..making a choking expression with his hands.

by antediluvian on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My opinion of them has changed over the last couple years.

I don’t know if it’s me growing to realize that they’re better than average (maybe even WAY better than average), or if they’ve worked at it on air to escape the dreaded “ultimate homer” tag that they were fixed with.

If you listen to most other teams’ announcers, you’ll realize a couple things really quickly.

Mike and Mike:

1) Do their homework. They know the names of the other players and what they bring. This is not the case with many other teams’ local crews… and regularly not the case nationally.
2) Know the game. They both read offense and defense sets and see the chess match behind the the ball simply going through the hoop.
3) Are fair. They call BS both ways (it’s just maybe more common for them to call it on behalf of the Blazers).
4) Bring excitement when warranted. They get lively when the action is intense.

It’s a common complaint that they’re homers… but if we had guys in there who were less, fans would moan about how harsh of a critic they are and would beg for them to be more supportive.

But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Exactly

They know the other guys. It makes the game much more fulfilling.

by martinezec on Apr 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you read other teams' game threads

they quite often complain that the Mikes are clearly just reading from a press sheet. So I don’t know if they really know much about the opposition.

by Section323 on Apr 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they're taking the time to read something... ANYTHING.

It’s not that I think that Barrett is an encyclopedia… you can tell that he’s getting his info from stat sheets, scouting reports, and producers.

But how many of the other crews just wing it and either don’t mention anything at all or make stuff up? Seriously, I can’t remember how many times the other crew will say “X” player is known for this or that… and he’s not even close!

But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

example:

the NO announcers this year said we are a bad rebounding team and that Brandon Roy can’t go left

if there are two things you should know about the Blazers its that we out rebound everybody and Roy will kill you going left.

No way the Mikes are that bad

by lawgdawg12 on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way the Mikes are that bad

Serious question: Would you know enough about the opposition’s players to know if the Mikes actually were that bad?

We’re focused on the Blazers enough that we could be missing all kinds of throwaway comments that would annoy other fanbases.

Heck, usually the comments that annoy us from other announcing teams are throwaway comments that their fans didn’t notice.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

great point.

Do you get paid the big bucks to make observations like that?

You should.

I don’t watch any other team enough to know, and thinking about it now, Rice does seem to spout off about the tendencies of certain players with regularity…

Touche, Timmay!

But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

example:

the NO announcers this year said we are a bad rebounding team and that Brandon Roy can’t go left

if there are two things you should know about the Blazers its that we out rebound everybody and Roy will kill you going left.

No way the Mikes are that bad

by lawgdawg12 on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't remember who but

some broadcast team a few weeks ago—before the big surge, now—said the Blazers “were known as a solid defending team.” That sounded like it came from someone reading 94PPGA, without recognizing the snail’s pace the Blazers play at.

I think Rice especially seems to know a lot about the rest of the league. He keeps up with younger players and up and comers.

by torridjoe on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This post has 7 recs...

and yet is not in the recommended post area.

Did the qualifying number of recs go to 10?

But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I think we should all keep in mind

the reason Snapper left us a few years ago. They may be homers, but they have to be.

"Respect everyone, fear no one." -TP

by Arby on Apr 23, 2009 9:17 AM PDT reply actions  

didn't he go to the lakers or something?

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had some health problems I believe

He also was making analysis that was critical of the team during games (translation: wasn’t being a homer), and he was reportedly pushed out of the Blazers booth by the previous management team. They used the health problems as an excuse, according to rumor.

My understanding is that he joined Calabro up in Seattle for the last few seasons, and neither of them followed down to OKC.

I looked him up on wiki but unfortunately the details there are limited. If I’m wrong, or someone can flesh this out, feel free.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh okay

I must be thinking of someone else. I honestly don’t really pay attention to all the TV guys. They’re just… you know… TV guys. I’m only aware of certain people because they’re talked about here, but i actually ignore them because I just don’t care. Now the blazer team and coaches, that’s a different story.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

and in regards to being pushed out because he wasn’t a homer, that sucks and is stupid. Frankly, he was probably right so he was probably a guy i liked.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

East Coast Bias

Although I wish they would shut up Bill Simmons and his Celtic envy of Oden…

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Apr 23, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

The whole Celtic thing is ridiculous

It’s not as if they were even the lowest ranked team that year, and got hosed out of the #1 pick. They just act as if they were entitled to it by nature of being Boston.

by zaruga on Apr 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston fans used to have my sympathy

Because they always seemed to choke in the end but now they are just stuck up and annoying…

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on Apr 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Celtic fan deserves your sympathy

nor does any Yankee or Cowboy fan. – Elgin

Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009

by 22baylor on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think they're not very good

Rice in particular is painful. He talks himself into a corner at an incredible rate, starting metaphors that have no end, or other comments that just go nowhere.

by matthewcc on Apr 23, 2009 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow--another post on the Mikes....

Ok—I love the Mikes. rec

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
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by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 23, 2009 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

The Mikes are not in the top 5 for biggest homers among local broadcasters

I do think they cut down on the homer-ness when they do an NBATV broadcast, as they did in game 2. However, in general, they are pretty clearly big homers (RUDY FOR 3, YES SIR!!!; ALDRIDGE WITH 2 HANDS!!! GET A POSTER OF GARNETT!!!).

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah...they are big fans of the team...also Portland Trailblazers write their paychecks

and Arby? Rebecca…. you REALLY don’t think Rebecca is cute? REALLY???!!? I mean REALLY??? Need to get your eyes and/or TV checked dude….

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on Apr 23, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't find her attractive in the slightest.

No ugly. Not UNattractive. I just don’t find myself attracted to her.

by zaruga on Apr 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would

i hate sleeping in cracker crumbs. ACK! Of course, she wouldn’t be in my bed in the first place. Particularly if she were going to eat crackers.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not attracted

at all.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally find her attractive, but she's not going to be everyone's "type"

Plenty of males who have a good TV and are straight are not going to find her attractive.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basketball games are emotional. I want the announcers to be right there with me.

Watching ESPN broadcasts are like watching a funeral. They don’t care who wins, and it shows. Homers rule.

Diet. Dr. Pepper.

by TheTinfoil on Apr 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

See, I'm the opposite there.

Basketball games are emotional. I want announcers who can keep perspective when I don’t.

It’s why I can’t listen to Wheeler.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s why I can’t listen to Wheeler.

I feel for you—absolutely LOVE the way Wheels calls a game. Radio guys need to be emotional, otherwise it’s like a boring phone call where someone on the other end is giving you play by play.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 23, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like Wheeler for the most part, but his shrieking gets really annoying

What takes the cake, though, is the way Wheeler reacts to a made basket by the other team. He makes it seem like every opponent bucket is both pure luck and the end of the world.

Wheeler is about a 5/10 as a broadcaster for me.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Admit it: when things go bad for Portland, does Wheeler not have you eyeing the razor blades?

I can’t take it. He really makes me feel depressed at those moments. I don’t need the radio guy feeding my anxieties like that. Reassurance is in order.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep, by the end of this season

I had to follow some games on nba.com, because I just couldn’t take Wheels’s emotions.

by Section323 on Apr 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

his dismay at the opposition's success

is difficult to listen to.

It would be difficult to not become a homer, though. If you spend all your time with a bunch of good guys, naturally you will wind up pulling for them. – Elgin

Tonight felt like the day you open the mail and receive an acceptance letter to your dream school: the University of Playoffs. - Ben Golliver, Apr 15 2009

by 22baylor on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeler gets too negative

When the Blazers’ opponent goes on even a small 6-0 run, he makes it sound like it’s the end of the world. “And Kobe drives right to the hoop and lays it in again.” I’m already getting depressed in that situation, and Wheeler makes it sound so bad that I sometimes have to turn the radio to a music station (or the Mariners) to clear my head.
I think Mike Parker for the Beavers does a better job of looking at the bright side of bad situations, while still getting emotional when things go well.

by unblindloyalty on Apr 23, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite announcer of all time is Vin Scully.

I’m a Dodgers fan (NOT a L*ker fan) because of Dodger Stadium and Vin Scully. He’s just so professional. I think that some Dodger fans wish Scully would be a bit more of a homer, but he’s just too classy for that. When things go bad for the Dodgers, Scully’s attitude makes you go, “oh well, we’ll get ’em next time.”

Of course, basketball is a very different sport to call. Scully would probably sound absurd doing it (though he was excellent at calling football back in the day).

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LEGEND

He and Jack Buck are my all time favorites. Such classy, well-stated and humble guys who make it seem like you and he are rocking on chairs on the porch, drinking lemonade and watching the game on TV. Announcing is such a lost art, and I’ve been dreading their eventual deaths for years now. We’ll be losing magic.

by torridjoe on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, Buck's already dead of course

I was thinking of Vin, and in a similar way Bob Shepherd of the Yankees PA. “Your attention please: now batting, number 2….Derek JEE-tuh.”

by torridjoe on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like people

who get excited both ways, but also know the material. They really don’t know the blazer team, and it shows.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

except Marv Albert

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antonio Harvey

Antonio Harvey’s “ah, ah, um, I lost my train of thought there wheels…” drives me crazy. Rebecca is okay but she reminds me of a blond version of Robyn from “How I Met Your Mother”. Wheels can make a 3 point deficit seem like the end of the world. My wife is always noting Michael Holton’s goofy unchanging grin. Rice gets his facts wrong but Barrett always cleans him up. And Tony Luftman will always be the Grizzlies Rebecca.

What does a Blazer do? He blazes! Where? Up the trail. Why? Portland dunks the ball! Believe RubiOden will happen.

by by on Apr 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

I give radio guys a lot more leeway on the homerism

because the vast majority of their audience is made up of fans (whereas fans in other cities know Mike & Mike’s work from League Pass). Wheels is a total, unabashed homer, but he’s very skilled at play-by-play and really does make it exciting to listen to. The emotional aspect of his style cuts both ways — when the Blazers are kicking butt it’s a thrill to hear him describe it. But when things go bad he makes it sound like God is personally intervening to screw over the Blazers. I can’t take it sometimes.

Antonio Harvey is better at his job than he used to be — early on he was downright painful to behold, plus he described the home team as “we” (a huge no-no in my book) — but he still gets confused, lost in his thoughts and often seems to be racing to blurt out his analysis. Not smooth at all.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you about the differences between radio and television, which is why I prefer like it ...

when Dave Niehaus is announcing games on the radio rather than television for the Seattle Mariners.

by AK1984 on Apr 23, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're incredible homers. They cheer and crow when we do good

and taunt opponents when they do bad. They make little relieved noises (often without elaborating) when we got the benefit of a bad call, but go on and on with blood pressure rising when we get dinged by a bad call. Barrett for a play by play guy, spends a lot of effort getting in little passive-aggressive digs about the opponents getting away with walks or carries or moving screens or whatever, and never mentions it when we do.

I like them, and I have no problem watching homers for my home team’s games, but if they announced someone I disliked (like Utah or the Lakers), I’d hate them with a burning passion.

by howlingfantods on Apr 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Watch a Laker game

Whenever we play the Flakes, the homerism is off the charts. Against other teams, the Mikes usually only sound like Blazer homers when there is A. an incredibly bad ruling by the officials (happens all the time), or B. a fight breaks out. Otherwise the Mikes tend to be very balanced in how they discuss both teams and the calls. As far as the Rebecca debate goes, I think she does a great job and she has improved a lot from last year when she seemed to make a mistake every time she was on camera and acted like a 13 year old girl when around the players. In my mind she has earned the MIA (most improved announcer), its she does quite a bit of research before games, gets good info from the coaches during timeouts, etc. She still acts a little goofy around the players. She isn’t bad looking either. Remember Ann Schatz? Sorry Ann.

"Sasha? That's a sissy name." -Mike Rice

"Let's go to win the playoffs!!!" -Rudy Fernandez

by koyote on Apr 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I give passes for Laker games

They’re just a different animal altogether. I have no objectivity during Laker games, so I just don’t care. But even then, they still analyze the game and give different perspectives on how to win.

by martinezec on Apr 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the only fans from other teams that have a reason to complain are the Laker fans, but who cares what they think?

"Sasha? That's a sissy name." -Mike Rice

"Let's go to win the playoffs!!!" -Rudy Fernandez

by koyote on Apr 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Rice is our Terry Bradshaw.

Nice enough guy, but he took a couple too many elbows to the head as a player, which leads to some goofy, entertaining, and socially inappropriate commentary. I like him. Barrett plays the level-headed guy to balance him.

Luftman, on the other hand, is pretty grating. Sometimes I wish Holtan would tell him he won a knuckle sammich. J/K, but I’m so tired of that line.

by Benjamanic on Apr 23, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Barrett has a line that bugs me.

Barrett likes to say that some players only have good games against the Blazers. I can’t put my finger on it but that gets my blood pressure up. That said, I really like the Mikes. Sometimes they make me laugh. What else can I ask for? I have Bedge to give me the facts.

Wheels gets my blood pressure way up. Even when the Blazers are up by 10.

I never thought Snapper was that great. He often was talking color about the play while it was happening and could make himself look like a prophet but he was actually just having delayed 20/20 vision. I am sure he stepped on many play-by-play toes.

by HardCorvallis on Apr 23, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Wheels says it too.

It’s mostly b.s. — except in reference to Joe Smith.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wheels says that too

But much more often to the point I want to throw the radio out the window. Thats where Barrett probable picked that up from

Joel Freeland=Stud

by hightide on Apr 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should compile a list of marginal players who are so-called Blazer killers" according to Barrett and Wheels.

Joe Smith would definitely be at the top. I’m trying to remember some of the others. Tyronn Lue would make it.

One thing Wheels does that’s annoying is that if a guy shooting, say, 29% from 3-pt range hits a couple of threes, he acts like it’s a statistical anomaly on par with an asteroid hitting Earth.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Salim Stoudamire

Brandon Bass, yeah, that would be a fun list.

Joel Freeland=Stud

by hightide on Apr 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

agreed.

It’s like Wheels doesn’t realize that a 29% three point shooter makes more than 1 out of 4 three point shots. That idea is completely lost on Wheels. He’s the type of guy who would complain about a “bad beat” every time he lost a poker hand after going into the flop as a favorite.

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously doubt Wheels dwelled on the statistical anomaly

…when LaMarcus hit 2 three-pointers in one game. But perhaps the other team’s announcer did.

Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.

by Badalona Baddie on Apr 23, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheels is a great commentator though.

When I’m not DVRing the game, sometimes I’ll turn the TV sound down to listen to wheels. Harvey ain’t bad either.

by Benjamanic on Apr 23, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

My only problem with Wheels is that he gets so emotional

when things are going bad, and it makes me angry at the refs or other team for playing out of their minds and I’d rather just give the other team props if they are playing well.

Joel Freeland=Stud

by hightide on Apr 23, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that he's emotional.

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barrett constantly works in little comments about opposing players

Barrett, multiple times every game, tells us that an opposing player “shuffled his feet,” “took an extra step,” “got away with a moving pick,” or some other little dig. He rarely if ever says such things about a Blazer player. About 90% of the time when there is a block/charge situation, he thinks the call should go Portland’s way. About 75% of the time the ball goes out of bounds, he thinks it should be Portland ball.

Even as a Blazer fan, these little comments annoy me. I can sympathize with any Rockets fans that watched Tuesday’s game on NBA TV. That stuff dives me crazy when I hear it from opposing team’s announcers on League Pass.

by OKBLAZER on Apr 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Barrett, multiple times every game, tells us that an opposing player "shuffled his feet," "took an extra step," "got away with a moving pick," or some other little dig.

This was infuriating on League Pass this season. Just call the game, Mike.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

People complain about their traveling calls...

But they are just afterthoughts, I see no issue with them.

“Lebron travels with the ball, goes around Roy and dunks it.”

Sure, he is calling out the refs, but not ranting and raving and ignoring the game because of it.

by Zaig on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I get where you guys are going with this

And in another thread, I’m actually agreeing with Mike about the traveling problems in the NBA. But it comes across as an excuse every time someone drives by our players. I’d rather he just say “he drives to the hoop” and let the fan use their judgment.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard him say that about a blazer player

“oh, looks like the blazers got away with one there”

Well, i heard someone say it.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I've heard those...

Of course I’ve heard him say the “shuffling their feet” thing about our guys too.

One of the things Barrett has helped me learn to do is spot a moving pick. The Blazers get called on moving picks often enough that we’ve been given ample proof of what a moving pick is. And he never disputes when the Blazers move on their picks. I hear “Yep, Joel was moving there.” I’ve also heard “LaMarcus needs to hold that pick longer”. It’s that kind of analysis that helps me learn to spot what other teams do well and what we need to improve on.

by martinezec on Apr 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blazers get called on moving picks often enough that we’ve been given ample proof of what a moving pick is. And he never disputes when the Blazers move on their picks.

I swear, 2/3 of Blazer picks are moving picks. Oden is notorious for it… he’ll lean in, the player will compensate, and he’ll slide into the player to set a secondary pick. Joel does the classic “move gently into the guy to knock him onto his rear” pick.

I don’t think it’s just us though. The refs are much more lenient to moving picks in the modern game. They seem to keep the whistle into the pocket, until it’s a “momentum moment” (ie. one team is making a run). Then, suddenly, it’s a moving pick again.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

All of my comments got deleted on here. I must have REALLY offended someone with my Haarlow comments. Seriously, I thought I was fair and objective.

Interesting.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 23, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

to some them up

do you also not like her?

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sum

man… some? what’s up with that? My I seriously question the spelling ability of my fingers.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

My=man

frigging lack of edit after the fact!

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

take the rest of the day off

But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically, she might be smart

But she doesn’t come across that way, she looks anorexic, sleeps with our players (which I don’t really believe but wouldn’t be suprised if she lusts after them) and that she comes off kinda rude in person (unless you are a team member). I dunno, I don’t hate her!

Maybe someone else said something more offensive and I got deleted along with them :)

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 23, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck

i’m a straight guy and i lust after our players, so i figure that’s a no brainer. :)

I haven’t met her in person, but I agree she doesn’t come across as smart on the screen. I think most people on TV are anorexic. One day they’ll have those science skeletons in skirts reporting the news. So hot.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 23, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL about the skeleton

Raarrrhh..sexy.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn't look anorexic?

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll certainly agree she doesn't come accross as smart, but I'll give her the benifit of the doubt

I wouldn’t accuse her of lusting after the players unless I had some evidence for it (ie beyond the goggle eyes that I would probobly be making at them also— and I’m a straight guy).

by jksnake99 on Apr 23, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gave her the benefit of the doubt on TV

I sat in the second row at the last Clippers game in LA and up close and I gotta agree that she came off pretty rude in person. It may just be that after getting called out to for a couple hundred games she decided to go in to straight up “I’m not acknowledging anyone” mode, but still… It didn’t help that she was wearing what must have been 8 inch heal and it made her walk like she only started walking the day before.

I was also a bit disappointed to see that she doesn’t actually collect her own post-timeout info. I always thought that she was actually standing next to the huddle picking up the info, but somebody else must be collecting and giving it to her because she wasn’t anywhere near the huddle before going on for the broadcasts. I wasn’t exactly spending every timeout watching what she did, but kinda noticed she came to the camera from the wrong direction once and made a point to specifically watch it a couple times (maybe she was in the locker room getting some other kind of report?).

by Gargen on Apr 23, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

have seen her in huddles before though, thats definitely not common for her to not do her own investigating.

- Sam

by RipCitySam on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classic Barrett Homer Lines

“so and so TRAVELS WITH THE BALL!!!”

“so and so RUNS DOWN (insert Blazer player)”

“Brandon MUGGED by (insert opposing player)”

“Roy never gets calls”

“Now, we don’t mean to make excuses … but EXCUSE, EXCUSE, EXCUSE!!!”

by LOOSH on Apr 23, 2009 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many mikes

Rice- So who’s on first?

Barrett- Mike!

Rice- Mike Hilton err Huxton?

Barrett- Mike!

Rice- Mike Weeeler?

Barrett- Mike, Mike!

Rice- Mike Bulton?

Barrett- Will sombody please cut the mike on Mike?

Rice- Am I on yet?

Tony- Now let’s send it down to Mike.

Rebecca- Thanks Tony.

by meatwad3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good points Dave

I say Mike Rice reminds me of my drunk uncle..however I don’t think he is really drunk on the air. He is a professional.

Rebecca has been rumored as having relations with team members. Probably no actual truth to it whatsoever, so I don’t really believe it (hence the reason I changed how I said it originally).

The Wheels comments went too far. They are real people and I love Mike and Mike. But thank you for reminding us that they are real people. Sometimes we forget :)

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm SO glad you finally brought this up

I’ve been increasingly disgusted by these allegations.

by Corvid on Apr 23, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took a while, but even his Wikipedia article got cleaned up pretty well (read: removed unsourced allegations)

That stop and go by Roy is straight sick. I'm calling him "The Flu" from now on. - Wendell Maxey

by Norsktroll on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

did it get cleaned up?

I remember something was on there about him enjoying a certain drink…

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla

by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

People like to blow things out of propotions

Mike Rice: Enough people have seen the guy having a drink before the game that he probably does on occasion. It becomes an issue when people blow this up and try and coin him an alcoholic. Having a drink before a game makes you no more an alcoholic than having a glass of wine with dinner. I’ve never seen it hurt his broadcasting, I’ve never heard of him doing anything out of control while under the influence, and I’ve never heard from a friend or family member that he drinks too much. Basically, people think they’re being creative by taking something Rice does and hyperbolizing it.

Rebecca: Yes, she looks at LMA like she has a crush on him. No big deal, they could be friends off the court, which leads to a different interview style since she is more comfortable around him, or maybe she thinks he actually is attractive. That’s not a crime. It becomes an issue when people runaway with this and say that her and LMA are doing things that probably wouldn’t be too professional. Why? Because it’s an easy cheapshot.

Take something minor about the person and run with it. The cheapest and easiest way to insult someone! Sadly, you see it all day wherever you go and we are trained to do this when we’re kids.

by Zaig on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anybody is actually accusing Rice of being an alcoholic

it’s more or less a running joke, in no way am I being serious when referring to him. It’s the same thing with the Rebecca situation.

If somebody is actually serious about accusing either Rice or Rebecca without having any evidence then shame on them.

btw, I wouldn’t trade our current broadcasting crew unless we got Costas, Walton, Snapper and Erin Andrews.

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

i didnt have any idea rice had any drinking problems (if he had any) until he brought it up at the rally.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

i never heard anything about him and alcohol before until the rally. he mentioned how cool it was that at one (away game) someone brought him vodka while he was broadcasting…and MB joked around about it saying that wasn’t the first time, or that doesnt stop you from bringing it in or something along those lines.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Dave. I've been getting sick of that stuff.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 23, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homerism is fine

My only criticism of Mike Rice is that he doesn’t really understand the game. Or if he does, he periodically detaches himself from that knowledge when he is working. I credit him for knowing the team and the league and for being a Blazer fan.

by Blazin' on Apr 23, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

did he?

i base what i wrote on a handful of totally offbase things he said. Offbase as in if you read the statistics from the game you would draw the opposite conclusion. And then I stopped listening to him. So, I don’t know. Maybe the word for him is erratic. Like many of us.

by Blazin' on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rice's issue is that he tries too hard to make analogies/comparisons at time.

He tries to help the viewer understand what they are saying, but sometimes it really hurts his point.

Also, he knows his stuff, but I think his age is catching up to him and he isn’t getting his point across how he would like to.

Regarding the timeout. He said that we should call a timeout with 1.5 left because then we inbound at midcourt. If we somehow throw the ball away, they still have to take a half courter to win it.
Had the refs missed that foul on Rudy, Houston would have had the ball on their side of the court with a legit chance to tie or win, something that doesn’t happen if we call a timeout like Rice said we should.

by Zaig on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you're saying...

He’s forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

by martinezec on Apr 23, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when Mike B. always says "We’re so lucky to be down only _ ". Otherwise, I like them as our announcers. The only replacement I would want could be the LAC announcers. They love themselves a big serving of BROY, and always complement us.

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they have made a midseason homer adjustment

I’m also sure that all three of them (Mike, Mike, and Rebecca) are micro-managed by the Blazer marketing people, within an inch of their lives.

BTW: My all time favorite local color guy was Rick Barry. There is a guy who could never be accused of homerism. I remember they flashed a picture of the refs (as in “tonights refs are”…) about three quarters into the game, and Barry says “and there are three guys on vacation tonight.”

by chnews on Apr 23, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rebecca, incidentally...

…from time to time shows some genuine journalistic talent. You will never see that talent fully demonstrated, as long as she is a team employee. It’s just the economics of the situation.

by chnews on Apr 23, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure what we are talking about but...

…do you think “homerism” is a conscience decision? Does it bring viewers/listeners in?

by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 23, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's definitely a subtext to this thread.

Some like that M&M act a bit like fans. Others prefer they’d be more impartial. But there’s also some feeling that the team actually prefers announcers to make excuses/root for the Blazers.

The “why” is up to debate. I’ve always felt that it’s because it keeps less-educated fans involved, because they rely on the announcers to do the thinking for them. (“The Blazers are losing, but the announcers say it’s because the refs stink and the other team is being allowed to travel and foul without calls”). Others think it’s because it’s simply good practice; the announcers are reacting to the game the same way many fans would at home. (“Come on! That was a travel!”)

Personally, I prefer someone like Steve Jones because I felt he picked up more nuances in the game than Mike, and I felt I enjoyed that more. If Steve said the referees were bad, you KNEW they were bad.

There’s no right answer. This has mainly just been a fun discussion, minus the Rebecca stuff and the drinking stuff.

by Timmay! on Apr 23, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering Mike and Mike travel with the team and spend a ton of time with them, why WOULDN'T you a.) expect them to act like fans and b.) want them to act like fans

I don’t get it.

Yes Mike Barrett sometimes goes a little overboard with thinking every foul call should go Portland’s way but c’mon. Who cares. This is just people complaining for the sake of complaining.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Apr 24, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like our broadcasters

I have tried to switch to the national coverage on a few occasions. I am always disappointed in how much they talk about themselves. Often key plays are missed because they are arguing with each other over who is smarter. They also always bring the conversation back to L*kers or the Cavs even when they are not the team playing. Mike and Mike might be Homers but at least I know Travis is Travis and not Bo.

by troutfan on Apr 23, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that is very true

the only games I see on national TV are those on ABC, but they do talk about themselves about half the time, it seems.
Or JVG talks about his brother.
Of course, when I see them they’re talking about Cleveland or the Lakers because every Sunday game featured either the Lakers or Cleveland.

by Section323 on Apr 23, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am doing a post on this soon

Hopefully I’ll get to do it after the Blazers win another game. Timing is everything.

—Dave

by Dave on Apr 23, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, the national announcers are horrible. I can't stand listening to ex-coaches who think they know it all.

If you knew it all, you would be coaching right now. Jeff Van Gundy, Hubie Brown, Doug Collins, I’m TALKING TO YOU

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Apr 24, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

mike rice = best in business get off him

if brandon roy played for toronto he'd be brandon waaaaah

by R1cEbUrNeR on Apr 23, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. I guess you don't watch many other NBA games.

Either that or you and I are living in two totally different worlds. Which is kinda cool when you think about it.

by Marvin100 on Apr 23, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that after game 2

which was nationally televised on NBA-TV (meaning that the entire country got the Mike & Mike coverage), I got at least a dozen messages from non-partisan east-coast friends.

Every single one of them was openly dismissive of the Mikes.

Barrett isn’t hopeless, but he’s a homer. Rice doesn’t sound very coherent much of the game, is an intractable homer, and is often seemingly watching a different game, pointing out fouls that never happened and completely missing events that did happen. Barrett actually has to tell him to shut up a couple times a game—he does it more smoothly than that, of course, but part of his job is definitely to babysit the old guy.

Love the Blazers, though, and I’ll take Mike & Mike if it means I can watch this fantastic team!

by Marvin100 on Apr 23, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This was posted last year (04/08)

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

its hard to see

heres the link

Rice is near the bottom left.

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62498538@N00/2413153215/sizes/o/

link didnt work…blah

I got 6 years of playoff blue balls going on, and I'm ready to release. GO BLAZERS. ~Mortimer

by Philthyanimal on Apr 23, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no information or disclosure as to who

did this evaluation, what standards they used, who they interviewed, how many games they watched or anything other than conclusions.

I have watched NBA broadcasts for over 50 years and all of the Blazer broadcasts since they started in 1970. I really enjoy Barrett and Rice. They do a terrific job, are very informative and entertaining. They do root for the Blazers but remember they are Blazer employees. They do recognize good play by opponents. They are up to date on statistics and play of our guys and opponents. They are fun to listen to. They do not say “the Blazers must do…” like Steve Jones (if he knows so much, why has he never been a head coach). Rice does have experience as a head coach although no NBA player or coach experience. He knows Xs & Os because he drew them up not just ran plays like Jones. Rice rightfully credits Nate for what Nate has created and done for this team.

Stu Inman: a soft-spoken, witty and brilliant basketball guy -- who had so much to do with Portland's only championship. He believed that you won with not just great players, but with great people. (D Jaynes 2-2-07 Portland Tribune)

by OrygunRod on Apr 23, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

By who?

How exactly do you objectively rate objectivity… Lack of NBA knowledge… and the others?

by Liface on Apr 23, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

Impossible to be objective without knowledge, eh? “both teams played hard” There, jot me down in that lower right quadrant.

by pxilpooshr on Apr 23, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a ton of friends in Houston

and they wished that they had a tape of that last game to give me, just because of how ridiculous Clyde was in his homerism. Apparently after Yao’s 4th foul, he wouldn’t call Joel anything but “the flopper” for the rest of the game.

by Royster on Apr 23, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That list hit the nail on the head with at least one guy, with that being Tommy Heinsohn.

It’s also nice to see Kevin Calabro and Steve “Snapper” Jones getting some kudos on that list.

by AK1984 on Apr 24, 2009 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

SURE...SURE

Count how many times Rice says “sure sure” to whatever comment Barret has to say.

At least 10 times a game. Its hilarious!

Rice is probably one of the funniest color commentators IMO. And Barret keeps the game going pretty smooth and suprisingly they call out the players correct names unlike most the guys on ESPN or any football game that you watch. I dont think either of these guys are going anywhere anytime soon and im actually kind of glad.

But about being homers…of course they are, they are paid by the team. They call the plays as they see them but i think if it is at all questionable they will instantly favor the blazers but on obvious calls/no calls they never try to find something that is not there just because they are homers. Watch any teams local broadcasters all of them are homers.

by gotRIPPEDinTHEcity on Apr 24, 2009 1:16 AM PDT reply actions  

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