Snoop Dogg on B-ROY

by sabonis on Apr 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT

"The Shot" was #4 on top NBA plays of the year. SC has Snoop as a guest analyst, getting his responses on all the top plays of the year.

"OOOOOOOH.... Brandon Roy? The kid from UW? Ah, he's a shooter, a streaky shooter. Don't want to see him in the next round..."

I'm not sure if he meant, "I don't want to watch him in the next round", or "As another team, I don't want play him in the next round".

I can't find an exact link, but it's on the front page of NBA on ESPN.com

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LOL

Characterizing Roy as a “shooter, a streaky shooter” is maybe one of th emost inaccurate descriptions ever. Thanks for the humor, SN double-O P.

by TimG on Apr 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

A streak shooter?

I dunno if Snoop knows what that means. I don’t think it means what he think it means, if he thinks Roy is a streak shooter.

I think he meant he does not want his Lakers to face Roy and the Blazers in the next round.

Mort Dogg

by Mortimer on Apr 17, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions

you'd think snoop would like roy

since brandon can really light it up.

(BAH bum ching!)

The Michael Ruffin of BlazersEdge, cuz Amlmart said so.

by BlazersOrBust on Apr 17, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I watched it, he meant it as high praise... Like he'll get on streaks and nobody can stop him.

And he definitely doesn’t want to see him in the next round (Snoop’s a L*ker fan)

Travis Outlaw is Mr. Clutch

by two buck chuck on Apr 17, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions

oh Snoop

just witnessed this myself and giggled a bit. I thought his hockey coverage directly beforehand was also pretty entertaining.

UDOKA!

by CLRNCE. on Apr 17, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions

So Snoop

is now relevant and smart enough to be giving sports analysis on espn?

I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden

by mxpx5678 on Apr 17, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

i did hear

their bar was pretty low.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 17, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Lil' Wayne is one of their mag columnists and was on Around the Horn. The Dogg should be at least twice that smart as an analyst.

He also has coaching and GM experience running the football team of his son :)

Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.

by Norsktroll on Apr 17, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I liked Wayne on AtH

I thought he was much, much more insightful than Jay Mariotti.

by samuelleejackson on Apr 17, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Snoop is a L*ker fan

That is why he Doesn’t want to see him in the next round, because B-Roy and the Blazers are going to destroy his team, and he knows it.

J-Shiz

by Ripcity08 on Apr 17, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions

Lil' Wayne called Oden a bust

Do not trust rappers.

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions

That's a good rule for life, really

I learned it the hard way :-(

Here’s me meeting The Game, when he opened for Snoop Dogg at a concert at Cornell University.

He broke my heart :-(

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 17, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Groupie

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

i don't get it

great picture, does it explain how he broke your heart? I might be missing something.

by twggyy on Apr 17, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

You'll never understand

To you it’s a picture, but to me… it’s my life.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Look at the size of that hand

you got a big meaty paw

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Big old sausage links connected to a pork knuckle

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions

When I hold my fist up to other people's

I usually got an extra knuckle on ’em.

I got battering rams for fists.

SEE ME WALKIN’ DOWN THE STREET YA BETTER STEP ASIDE
LOTTA MEN DIDN’T, LOTTA MEN DIED.
ONE FIST MADE OF IRON, THE OTHER MADE OF STEEL
IF THE LEFT DON’T A’ GETCHA, THE RIGHT ONE WILL.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

And my hand sounds delicious

by Mortimer on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Who wouldn't like a giant claw made of out pork?

That’s good eating.

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions

They were in a relationship

But Morty spent too much time on the Bedge and the Game had to call it quits.

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Nu rap (that is what I am going to call it from now on) but I like the game purely for the fact that he has an NWA tattoo. Man I wish I could pull that off. I also wish I could where the PE “It takes a nation to keep us down t shirt.” For now I will have to settle for my hannah montana wear.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Apr 17, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions

The Game reminds me of the stuff I listened too

Kam’s first CD was huge when I first moved down to LA

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Thought that was funny. I like it when they have random celebs give an analysis

Also funny he didn’t know him as ROY, two-time all start…. but “that kid from UW.”

by ericande on Apr 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions

I was actually impressed that he knew Roy went to UW

I wonder if Snoop is a big Pac-10 guy

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Snoop loves him some USC

although he has been known to show up at LSU events though

by tingeyga on Apr 17, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah I've seen him at SC games

but I wonder if he follows the Pac 10 too. Knowing Roy went to UW is something I would expect from your average Blazer fan but not something I would expect everyone to know.

"Kobe you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - Nicolas Batum

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 17, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions

If I wanted the opinion of some stoned idiot I would just light one up myself.

by Escrote on Apr 17, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions

Hey man, Snoop claims to have given it up.

Allegedly…

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on Apr 17, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions