about damn time!!!!!!

by fatty on Apr 17, 2009 7:48 AM PDT Comment 32 comments

i promised my nephew if he did good in school,i would take him to a live wrestling event of his choosing.so i'll be wearing my red b.roy jersey in my hotel room tomorrow night cheering for our blazers."team glory"is back america,and it's about damn time.i know i really don't see eye to eye with 98% of you.but we all agree in universally about the most important thing,we love these damn blazers.i want to personally thank dave for when this franchise was at it's darkest point.we had a place to vent our frustrations.now it's going to be payback time to(damien)d.stern and the rest of the nba.get use to it america,"team glory"is here for at least the next 7 years.to all the people i started with in this chat room enjoy this glorious run.to the people who jumped on board,enjoy the ride too.it's for everyone who supports the red/scarlet/white.also i wanna thank k.pricthard for putting this franchise back together again thank-you k.p.to a guy who most of you don't know mr.brett koldhe thank you sir.if your wondering he's p.allen's right hand man.the $$$$ man,when whitsitt took over he phased him out.since he's returned to the blazer family good things stated happening again.especially that magical night in 2006,when we fleeced the wolves bulls and celtics.for the core of our franchise.l.aldridge and b.roy.roy is"the franchise"and i'm so proud he wears a blazers uniform.when it's all said and done,he'll go down as mr.blazer.the greatest player ever to wear the uniform.i want to thank the fans and p.allen.for making the r.garden the place to be again in the nba and in all of professional sports.but all the thanks go to the players and coaches.for being great citizens most of all.and also playing as a team we all can be proud of.so go make us proud young men,and let america know how it's donetake names and lay down the wood fellas.good luck blazers and we'll be wacthing the beginning of something in portland book it blazers book it!!!!!

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I am confused.

I thought you didn’t like the Blazers?

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla

by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 17, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

I had NEVER even considered the possibility that fatty would become a bandwagon jumper.

And against Houston even?!? Wasn’t that your squad two or three years ago Mr. fat?

Bedge or go home.

by Ojala John on Apr 17, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you kidding?

Fatty has always liked the Blazers. Why do you think he’s been around here so long? If he were an anti-Blazer troll he would have been out on his butt long ago. He loves the Blazers without margins or punctuation.

—Dave

by Dave on Apr 17, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

okIhumblystandcorrected.xoxoxoxorenoblazerfan

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla

by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I need Fatty’s Rosetta stone.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 17, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I still don't like it

that he actively roots against certain members of the Blazers. doesn’t sit right with me at all, but who I am I to judge?

Magneto was right

MEMO TO KP-GET BIRDZILLA!

by WhiteRabbit on Apr 17, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why single Fatty out? That happens a lot here and it makes me mad too.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 17, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fatty

has always been a fan of the Blazers. He just has an odd way of showing it. I guess is self-impossed ban from the Edge has made some here think he just jumped on the wagon.

He was here before it was SBNation, during the Jail Blazer area where this place was still active, but a ghost town compared to today. He is very critical of the team, and the players who he feels ain’t livin up to the hype, but that is about all.

Oh ya and he is wrong about LMA.

by usmcr3049 on Apr 17, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He was wrong about a lot :-)

At the beginning of the year his posts called every Blazer but BRoy soft. Now his list includes Rudy, Batum and LMA as well.

by Zaig on Apr 17, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yup

and those blazers definitely deserved it then.

He also pointed out we didn’t know what a super star was, it’d been so long since we’d seen one. He was right, but Roy is proving to be that. If he wasn’t so team oriented, i think his stats would be Wade-ish.

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

good to hear from you,fatty,my friend.you must really be having trouble now that the blazers,a team you like,are playing america’s team at least in your own mind,which is the houston rockets and their big guy yaoming.but you are coming home to the nest even though you think k.p.and his boys are going down in six.so good for you and thanks for giving the boys from pdx some props.xoxo,timbo

Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...

by timbo on Apr 17, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs

great post fatty

andgreatmimicrytimbo

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 17, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

timbo FTW! rec

Open to playing some ping pong (uh - table tennis) with anyone who's interested. cdd37@yahoo.com

by TTRocks on Apr 17, 2009 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scarlet?

According to Wikipedia the team colors are red, black, silver and white. Although scarlet is a variation of red, I can find no information to back up scarlet as thee red the team identifies with.

Whose to say what pigment of red is official to the PTB? Please “enlighten” me if the answer is out there.

I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.

by bow4meow on Apr 17, 2009 8:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I think they used to say it was scarlet and now the team says red. Can’t remember for sure but I thought I remember reading scarlet in my grandpa’s old media guides.

by ericande on Apr 17, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

FATTY!

Bring it Houston!

by rburg on Apr 17, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Arghh. Could only make it halfway through...

Could someone summarize the last half of that? With puncuation

by levelhed on Apr 17, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wall of Text crits you for -1000000

How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009

by douglast on Apr 17, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ho hum, basketball game tomorrow night.....

What I’m really excited about is the wrestling event that you’ll be taking your nephew to! Please keep us updated on that and give us a recap once the event is over!

;)

Go Blazers!

by Storyteller on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Latest fatty post translation:

Go Blazers!

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla

by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

HA!

i love the translations.

They really do help ;)

The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.

by ratbastird on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fatty's posts make my brain hurt!

Nuff said.

by ExpatDan on Apr 17, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fatty

why do you choose not to use the space button after periods.clearly your keyboard has a space button because you use it between words but not periods.the typical convention in America is to include one or two spaces after periods.just kidding its all good everybody has their style.good point that this can all be traced back to draft day 2006 and not one not two but three huge trades.crazy that the franchise has come so far in three years.any playoff success this year is gravy book it!!!

Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

by KP Corleone on Apr 17, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Conventions make it easier, but if people want to they can quickly adapt to all kinds of weird typography

Though as you can see it helps to have ascenders and spaces :)

Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.

by Norsktroll on Apr 17, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well spoken, Fatty

I hope we see a lot of you here during the postseason run.

by DonkeyShins on Apr 17, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Amen fatty

And good on you for being so kind to your nephews.

Thanks for your excellent commentary on this site.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked.

by Love on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fatty thanks for the post.your posts are alway so fun to read and funny.

your posts always have criticism but sometimes we need to hear that stuff.they do make me think about things i otherwise wouldnt have thought of.your right b.roy will go down as the greatest blazer ever to wear black and red.in fact i think this will go down as the best blazer team ever.k.p.is the bomb and nate too.of course thanks to p.a.and his $$$ because he brought rip city back.a good time to be a blazer fan. keep posting.no more self imposed bans.we enjoy your style.

by dario argento on Apr 17, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs