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Video of Greg Oden owning Yao Ming

7 months ago Screen_shot_2009-11-03_at_9 tominhawaii 73 comments 30 recs  | 

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i'm not even sure what to say.

there are all kinds of thoughts like:

tom has too much time on his hands.
was spraying ketchup on Jesus really necessary?
why couldn’t I see the heads of Greg Oden and Yao Ming?
there are Shav jersey’s for sale?

Good work, Tom. Anything that makes people think is a good contribution to humanity.

by DrivetheLane on Apr 16, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.

by The Roybot on Apr 16, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a filmmaker, you sometimes have to make do with the suplies you have

I only had four color Play Doh, a Jesus doll with a broken arm, and Homies. I felt it was a story that needed to be told and I told the story with the tools that were available to me.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 16, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say, very nice Homies collection. Don't listen to these jerks on here--someday those Homies will be worth something. Trust me.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 17, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks friend

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem, homie.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 17, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

text me

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

terrible

This year is NOT a building season!!

by collectiveshane on Apr 16, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

-3

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

-6

This year is NOT a building season!!

by collectiveshane on Apr 17, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

-9

Oh yeah, I can keep going. I totally can.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 17, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two questions:

1.) What was with the meat tenderizer???
2.) Why were there dinosaur sounds towards the end?

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 16, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The "dinosaur sounds" seems to be "we are the champions" by Queen. Or I have to go see my ear doctor

Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.

by Norsktroll on Apr 16, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait, you're right.

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic

Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.

by Norsktroll on Apr 16, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This brings a tear to my eye

The screenwriting and special effects should be nominated for an award.

by Corvid on Apr 16, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Was that by you Tom?

We have the same voice.

We should do what Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman did and just give up and decide to be the same person.

Morty

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was actually Baoan Coleman

He is the actor I hired to play Oden.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 16, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was horrific.

rec

It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla

by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 16, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

Highlight of my day…..

rec’d

by cLaRkY on Apr 16, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And the oscar goes to....

tominhawaii

I Blazersedge daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

by Claire on Apr 16, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ah great

There goes all international diplomacy with china out the window.

by meatwad3 on Apr 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDE SHUT UP!

that is the funniest sh…tuff I’ve seen in a long time.
TOOO FUNNY.
lol

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Apr 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it should be Mr. Yao, not Mr. Ming since Yao is his surname and not Ming.

"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.

"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.

by Tofu Anonymous on Apr 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was what you had to comment on?

Please, for the love of all that is holy, please stop using the following: "Book it.", "FTW", "Epic" & "Fail".

...no seriously--stop.

by nima on Apr 16, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

everyone pretty much already beat me to everything else.

"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.

"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.

by Tofu Anonymous on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks friend.

Rec. +1.

"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.

by blazermaniac32 on Apr 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol at your only comment:

jerichoblaz08 (1 hour ago) Show Hide

ummmm so what unemployment dose to us. thanks bush you assclown

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 16, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I expect a sequel with Bynum should they get to round 2.

My only criticism of this is that Ron Artest would have gotten involved in this somehow……….unless you’re saying Ron Artest is Jesus.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 16, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's one of the homies.

The BEdger previously known as BR7formvp.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love indie films. So timely.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Apr 17, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's practically the same script.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was horrible.

And by horrible, I mean truly awesome. Thanks, tominhawaii!

by Dr. Horrible on Apr 17, 2009 12:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus... I have no idea what you mean...

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09

by ArbyOSU on Apr 17, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh No!

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Apr 17, 2009 5:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm taking this to Sundance

you have perfectly expressed our hopes and dreams.

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 17, 2009 7:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love you Tom.

This made me LOL and cry at the same time. Maybe I was crying from LOL-ing too much? I dunno, but either way, this is the greatest thing ever.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 17, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife didn't get it

It’s so stupid but it still makes me laugh. I don’t think folks are supposed to laugh at the stuff they create. I think I need to try something more epic next time and buy more colors and action figures. Someone gave me that Jesus doll. It’s the only action figure I have.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need a executive producer to round you up some $ for

more playdoh for the sequel

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on Apr 17, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

At first I was going to draw lines on the action figure and make him the ref but it didn’t make sense for Oden to seek revenge for a ref. I had the Play Doh because they told us we couldn’t look at the internet at work so I bough the Play Doh to keep me occupied. I think I’m going to try it next time with Leggos and stop action. This dumb video took like two hours and I could only do it in one take because I smash Yao in the end.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is how the South Park guys got going

or whomever did Mr Bill…

Have you ever seen Team America? .. watch the “making of” portion of the DVD …its awesome

""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden

by LetsBlaze on Apr 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was from olden times

I bough Play Doh and Magnetix to play at work then they lightened up a little on the policy.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it low tech

Lets you see the directors hands in action. The move from Jesus’ arm being ripped off to the blood squirting out was done with great dexterity. Very Tarantino.

A play doh version of the Areiza foul would be cool. Perhaps the blazers could show that at the games without getting into trouble.

by meatwad3 on Apr 17, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shocking!

As horrible as this was, I enjoyed it more than many movies that I actually paid real cash money to see.

I love the smell of Play-Doh.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Apr 17, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Snap.

That is really mean to say. He was just trying to entertain us after all!

Tom>>>>my hero.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Oh my God, you killed Jesus"

hahaha, and I love the we are the champions at the end. Just totally and completely awesome TiH.

From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.

From the back of Greg Oden's Franz card: Nickname: Jaws. Has an insatiable desire to tear rims apart while cruising the open court, and was once interested in using head-gear for his profession.

by TheOdenator on Apr 17, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1) Why is Oden an merman (his legs are connected)

2) I bet your wife is thrilled you pored out ketchup and pounded the table with a hammer.

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets see you do better?

I need more Play Doh and actions figures and my wife knows her role.

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will do better

When Oden actually dominates Yao. Where are you going?

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama in about 6 hours

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greenbow, ALABAMA!

try not to get bit by an Alabama black snake.

by tominrehab on Apr 17, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh yes

Watch a playoff game in Troutland and take pictures.

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom!!!

Damn. I thought I was funny….I really did…..then I saw the true genius of Tominalabama

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Apr 17, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tom

You are my hero.

<3

I mean that in the least homoerotic way possible.

Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!

by peseme16 on Apr 17, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

have fun in alabama tom.

be sure to visit one of my dads lumber mills. he wont be there but just drop in, say jay sent you and you’ll get like a free 2×4.

"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since when does Yao Ming talk like

an Indian Chief from a bad Western?

by cloudydays on Apr 23, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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