Video of Greg Oden owning Yao Ming
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i'm not even sure what to say.
there are all kinds of thoughts like:
tom has too much time on his hands.
was spraying ketchup on Jesus really necessary?
why couldn’t I see the heads of Greg Oden and Yao Ming?
there are Shav jersey’s for sale?
Good work, Tom. Anything that makes people think is a good contribution to humanity.
As a filmmaker, you sometimes have to make do with the suplies you have
I only had four color Play Doh, a Jesus doll with a broken arm, and Homies. I felt it was a story that needed to be told and I told the story with the tools that were available to me.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
You actually have Homies?
…….Tom…….dude……
by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 16, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna say, very nice Homies collection. Don't listen to these jerks on here--someday those Homies will be worth something. Trust me.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
Thanks friend
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
No problem, homie.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
text me
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
wow
terrible
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 16, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
-6
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 17, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Two questions:
1.) What was with the meat tenderizer???
2.) Why were there dinosaur sounds towards the end?
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The "dinosaur sounds" seems to be "we are the champions" by Queen. Or I have to go see my ear doctor
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
That doesn't sound anything like "We are the champions". Maybe I'm crazy.
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Fantastic
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
This brings a tear to my eye
The screenwriting and special effects should be nominated for an award.
by Corvid on Apr 16, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that by you Tom?
We have the same voice.
We should do what Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman did and just give up and decide to be the same person.
Morty
That was actually Baoan Coleman
He is the actor I hired to play Oden.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
And the oscar goes to....
tominhawaii
I Blazersedge daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
by Claire on Apr 16, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
DUDE SHUT UP!
that is the funniest sh…tuff I’ve seen in a long time.
TOOO FUNNY.
lol
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
it should be Mr. Yao, not Mr. Ming since Yao is his surname and not Ming.
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
that was what you had to comment on?
Please, for the love of all that is holy, please stop using the following: "Book it.", "FTW", "Epic" & "Fail".
...no seriously--stop.
why not?
everyone pretty much already beat me to everything else.
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Apr 16, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol at your only comment:
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ummmm so what unemployment dose to us. thanks bush you assclown
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I expect a sequel with Bynum should they get to round 2.
My only criticism of this is that Ron Artest would have gotten involved in this somehow……….unless you’re saying Ron Artest is Jesus.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
He's one of the homies.
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by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 16, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I love indie films. So timely.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
it's practically the same script.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Jesus... I have no idea what you mean...
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
- from Quick's Behind the Blazers Locker Room Door, 4/16/09
Oh No!
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
I'm taking this to Sundance
you have perfectly expressed our hopes and dreams.
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
I love you Tom.
This made me LOL and cry at the same time. Maybe I was crying from LOL-ing too much? I dunno, but either way, this is the greatest thing ever.
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
My wife didn't get it
It’s so stupid but it still makes me laugh. I don’t think folks are supposed to laugh at the stuff they create. I think I need to try something more epic next time and buy more colors and action figures. Someone gave me that Jesus doll. It’s the only action figure I have.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
you need a executive producer to round you up some $ for
more playdoh for the sequel
""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden
I agree
At first I was going to draw lines on the action figure and make him the ref but it didn’t make sense for Oden to seek revenge for a ref. I had the Play Doh because they told us we couldn’t look at the internet at work so I bough the Play Doh to keep me occupied. I think I’m going to try it next time with Leggos and stop action. This dumb video took like two hours and I could only do it in one take because I smash Yao in the end.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
by tominhawaii on Apr 17, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
this is how the South Park guys got going
or whomever did Mr Bill…
Have you ever seen Team America? .. watch the “making of” portion of the DVD …its awesome
""Look. I can touch the rim on my tippy toes.. " – Greg Oden
It was from olden times
I bough Play Doh and Magnetix to play at work then they lightened up a little on the policy.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
I like it low tech
Lets you see the directors hands in action. The move from Jesus’ arm being ripped off to the blood squirting out was done with great dexterity. Very Tarantino.
A play doh version of the Areiza foul would be cool. Perhaps the blazers could show that at the games without getting into trouble.
Shocking!
As horrible as this was, I enjoyed it more than many movies that I actually paid real cash money to see.
I love the smell of Play-Doh.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Snap.
That is really mean to say. He was just trying to entertain us after all!
Tom>>>>my hero.
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
"Oh my God, you killed Jesus"
hahaha, and I love the we are the champions at the end. Just totally and completely awesome TiH.
From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.
From the back of Greg Oden's Franz card: Nickname: Jaws. Has an insatiable desire to tear rims apart while cruising the open court, and was once interested in using head-gear for his profession.
1) Why is Oden an merman (his legs are connected)
2) I bet your wife is thrilled you pored out ketchup and pounded the table with a hammer.
Lets see you do better?
I need more Play Doh and actions figures and my wife knows her role.
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
I will do better
When Oden actually dominates Yao. Where are you going?
by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Alabama in about 6 hours
"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''
Ahh yes
Watch a playoff game in Troutland and take pictures.
by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 17, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom!!!
Damn. I thought I was funny….I really did…..then I saw the true genius of Tominalabama
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
Tom
You are my hero.
<3
I mean that in the least homoerotic way possible.
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
have fun in alabama tom.
be sure to visit one of my dads lumber mills. he wont be there but just drop in, say jay sent you and you’ll get like a free 2×4.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 17, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
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