Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Clippers (Pirate Style)
ARRRRRR!
At the request of yer fine and salty Bosun Tom, from the Sandwich Islands, this night's Gameday Thread be delivered in PIRATE style! Thar' be CLIPPERS in the water, boys, and every last mother's son of them be in need of plunderin'! Board 'em! Shake their timbers! Burn 'em to the waterline!
An extra share o' loot for anybody who continues the theme in the thread.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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hehe, Bumpity, Bumpity
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
ARRRRRRRR! I like the way you think, sailor!
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
Let's share a ration

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye be thinkin
The phrase be “Shiver me timbers” Not your yankee blue “Shake my timbers”. Avast with ye! To Davey Jones’ locker with ye!!!!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Apr 11, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
AVAST!
Me Hearties 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Gooooooooooooooo Blazers!
Back to back wins against LA!
Woot woot!
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Woooot wooot!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Comcast SUCKORZ!!!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
First arrrrrrrrrr!
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
arrrrrrrrrr! nottt!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It clearly was the first arrrrrrrrrrrr after Dave’s arrrrrrrr. I didn’t go for the first first!
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
arrrrrrrrrr!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrrghhh!
Me Maties
Make it so.
Muawhhaa, Muawhhaa!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shoot, I didn't see that last part.
Argh, make the Clippers shiver their timbers.
We must plunder their treasure chests and recover the golden #2 seed!
I suck at this.
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Ye need more practice
in boardin’ the ships and grabbin’ the booty!
Ye need some time with Bosun Tom. He be the expert booty grabber ’round these parts.
—Dave
I gots booty!
It’s Mine! Mine! Mine!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Get ye self to Salvador Molly's
And get some of them thar Pirate cookin matey! http://www.salvadormollys.com/
No seriously it’s great food…
Proud member of Duck nation!
I've been grabin me wifes booty
an a got clouted across the head for it so hard I lost me glass eye.
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…
Haha! Good one. I love your screen name btw.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
YES!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LaMarrrrrrrrcus! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Yeeeeessssssssss!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Arrrghhh!
…forgots dat part….
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by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye. And I want to see a trrrrrrrrriple trrrrrrrrrriple trrrrrrrrrrriple from our rrrrrrrrookie RRRRRUUDDYYYYYYYY FERRRRRRRRRRNANDEZ
And that beauty of a back doorrrrrrr alley-oop pass frrrrrrom Serrrrrrrrrrgio RRRRRRRRRRRRRodrrrrrrrriguez to dunk on those lubbers.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
especially channing farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrye!
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
Away me Boys o' de Jolly Roger!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yar!
No quarter for the feint ’O heart! Especially no flat first quarters, me laddies. Buckets buckets everywhor and not a point to score.
Subject 24 will be tranquilized and carted back to Hollywood for further examinations.
Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrhhhh!
Big Booty spokin’ here.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
AAArrrrr
big booty needs pokin’ everywar!
Subject 24 will be tranquilized and carted back to Hollywood for further examinations.
I'se been pokin', fo' sure
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
the feint 'O he-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-t!
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 11, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Baaaaarrrrron Davis is playing tonight
Tony Luftman Is an Animatronic Robot created by Cyberdyne Industries for the purpose of the destruction of the entire human race, no one shall be spared.
He is playingrrrrrrrrrrrr
but the rrrrrrrrrrrrrreal question is whetherrrrrrrrrrr orrrrrrrr not he’ll actually show up to play…rrrrrrrr.
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA!
Beat……wait….what? But they’re from the same city! I thought we wanted to beat LA. Well, why is it not the same?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
like, that would be SO MUCH FUN
like WAY better than, like, even, SHOPPING
like, ya know, whatever!
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Blazer Pirate (can be sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK")
(Chorus)
I’m a Blazer pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late – till half past three! (or longer when in overtime)
And that’s a peg below me knee!
Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story’s bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye’ll have to bail.
(Chorus)
I’m a Blazer pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late – till half past three!
And that’s a peg below me knee!
I like to dunk, I like to fight
I like to stay up all the night
When I say “starboard” ye go right!
Me ma, she says, “Ye look a fright!”
(Chorus)
I’ve got no hand but that’s me hook!
I pillage stuff but I’m no crook.
Me booty’s in this chest I took.
They’ll write about me in a book! (or blog!)
(Chorus)
And that’s all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn’t been too long.
A Blazer pirate’s life might just be wrong
So grow up nice and big and strong!
And win a chaaaaaaampionship!
(Chorus)
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
This hurts me true ID!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That kind of sailor tune
Be called a hornpipe
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahoy! a big RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReckkk to you, matey!
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
YES!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
Ramming Speed!! (aka Go Trail Blazers)
for the pirate lackeys, a little aid for render straight from the bung hole
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
Clips Ahoy!
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
If you want to watch the young pirates (hoops summit) at 7 pm
Reportedly that game will be shown on FSN, and also as a webcast at http://nikehoopssummit.rivals.com
Or if you are in the area, as Ben said repeatedly you can get $5 tickets, and watch the second half of the Clippers game in the Rose Garden. Arrrrr.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
2nd half of the blazer game will be on in the rose garden?
niiiice. i’ll be there. did not know that.
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like this gameday thread was my for my profile picture.
I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden
yah scuvy scallywag, I had it first!
remember that it was I who gave it to you, sailor!
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
Did you guys see where Kobe blamed the Ref’s for the loss last night? and then said he would F’n love to play the blazers in the playoffs?
I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden
kobe... pfftt... what a maroon
how many times did the refs bail him out last night? That one call on Batum who boxed him along the sideline and forced him into a terrible shot was the perfect example of the preferential treatment that nincompoop gets game in and game out.
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
That it was
and it was real fine to be hearin’ the limeys beating their toothless gums about all the troubles they had up away Nor-west
Z-Bo
I can’t find anything to suggest he’s out tonight. He finished the second game of his suspension last night. Dave can you confirm this?
second the motion
"Paul Allen ... summed it up best, and that is, let's go to war with this team and see what they're about."
by ripcityinSantiago on Apr 11, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Arr, we do be roundin' up the landlubber Zach Randolph and makin' him walk the plank, on account o' he drank too much grog and took off in a dinghy
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
You beat me to it
I was going to say something like “deckhand Randolph, he got into the rum and tried to commandeer the vessel”
The inbound to McGinnis, drives, stops, pumps, shoots, short, no good...AND THE GAME IS OVER! ~ Bill Schonely
by SandbergOnSports on Apr 11, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
GO BALZERS!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
A pirate story
It states in the US and British Naval Regs that someone on the boat crew is suposed to be able to say in the local language"You people are pirates under the just laws of nations,we will not parley with you,stand down of we will fire".I once heard a US naval LTJG give a very awkward rendition of this to some Vietnamese fishermen
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
The Clippers are like Elmer Fudd
The gun always goes off in their face…
Proud member of Duck nation!
Can someone link me to yesterdays game against the L*kers?
I feel ashamed to have gone out on the town last night, and completely miss this game. But damn, they don’t start until 9 pm over here!
Clyde the Glide, the greatest player ever
Cliff Robinson got mad at my brother who was trying to sell him a cellphone when my brother called him Uncle Cliffy. Apparently, he doesn't like that name very much.
by BeaumontTXBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
I didn't see this so I just thought I would post it
but here is a little bit of Blazer to Blazer love at the Oregon Sports Awards. The Spanish Connection to BRoy.
http://www.sports1inc.com/gallery/2009_osa_winners/43
The last two pictures…
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Ahoy! Avast you scurvy knaves. If we make Tom
walk the plank or get keelhauled can we belay this bilge before the game is afoot? I vote we keelhaul him and if he survives that we make him walk the plank into the briny deep for convincing the captain this is swag. Blimey!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Although I did recommend Norsk's sea shanty. ;0
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Tom be with little Roy the cabin boy
The darty little nipper
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Away me Boys o' de Jolly Blazers!
The sun came upon Stern’s sea
Our homeland far behind us
Being junted by Stern’s Navy
It’s sure he’d never find us
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers Road
And hoist the Jolly Blazer
We brought herinto the looward wind
And made for the Caribbean
For thoughts of what it might have been
Destroys a human bein’
But thoughts about the Clippers’ gold
And learnin’ to desire it
Can make a Team so brash and bold
The’ll soon become a pirate
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers Road
And hoist the Jolly Blazer!
Now a gleam came into Nate’s eyes
Up she stumbles and starts to pitch
And signals for assistance
We tightened our hold another hitch
And ended her resistance
Now there’s many a day on the NBA
I served aboard that raider
But we never did nothing more beautifully
Than the way that we belayed her
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers Road
And hoist the Jolly Blazers
Her hold was hot as St.Elmo’s fire
Her chests were filled with treasure
We took as much as we’d require
Then took more for our pleasure
Now there’s many a day on the NBA
But none I hold so dear
As the happy day I first became
A scurvy buccaneer
Pull away, me lads o’ the Cippers Road
And hoist the Jolly Blazer
And hoist the Jolly Blazer
We brought her into the looward wind
And made for the Caribbean
For thoughts of what it might have been
Destroys a human bein’
But thoughts about the NBA’ gold
And learnin’ to desire it
Can make a man so brash and bold
He’ll soon become a pirate
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers Road
And hoist the Jolly Blazers
Now a gleam came into the Coach’s eyes
As he spied an a sunk clipper
“She looks the perfect shape and size
Let’s all aboard and strip her"
We fired a shot across her bow
And eased ourselves beside her
With our keels as close as she’d allow
We swung from the deck to ride her
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers road And hoist the Jolly Blazers
Up she stumbles and starts to pitch
And signals for assistance
We tightened our hold another hitch
And ended her resistance
Now there’s many a day in the NBA
I served aboard that raider
But we never did nothing more beautifully
Than the way that we belayed her
Pull away, me lads on clippers road
And hoist the Jolly Blazers
Her hold was hot as St.Elmo’s fire
Her chests were filled with treasure
We took as much as we’d require
Then took more for our pleasure
Now there’s many a day on the NBA
But none I hold so dear
As the happy day I first became
A scurvy buccaneer
Pull away, me lads o’ the Clippers Road And hoist the Jolly Blazers
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Double ration of grog for the larboard watch
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
tanks
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
hoist the Jolly Blazers like Nellyballers hoisting threes!
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
"She looks the perfect shape and size Let’s all aboard and strip her"
For a second THARRR, I thought this post was rated AARRRRR
Oh mannnnnnn
Arrr me feel sick, got the food poisoning. Still going to the game, however!
I don’t got the energy to pirate talk. bARRRRRRRf.
If it wasn’t the best seats I’ve ever had and the only game I can go to this season (not counting preseason)…well…
Well.
Mortimarrrrrrr
oh...sorry you're sick! Make sure you baRRRRRf in their direction!
Have Fun At The Game!!!
BAAAAAAAARRRFFF!!! Me Hearty!!!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What a coincidence, I was barfing over a Blazer-Clipper game in December...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Do ya still gots a BOO in ya?
…or are ya a weiner?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Take lots of barf bags and water and cheer the boys til you're hoarse! then go home and get some sleep.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Beat the Clippers!!!
Use scissors instead?
Not like the Utah Jazz... it's about REAL jazz. Go Dawgs, Go Blazers!
yeh, especially since team's tend to let-down after emotional wins.
we need hit ‘em with a broadside early so they don’t get any ideas about winning…then finish’ em off with the grapes as we sail away victorious.
Joel doesn't look to start trouble--he looks to end it. --LetsBlaze
Like most of us
I worry about a flat flat opening. We know Dunleavy will be trying to win the game, since he has most of his main guys healthy.
If it doesn’t get too out of hand (hell, even if it does with how we’ve come back all season), I won’t worry. Once the Clippers put a scare in us, I expect us to buckle down, say “okay this here game is being taken serious like”, and make the plays we need to make to remind them and ourselves were a good team.
We seem like we’re healthy now too. We should beat these guys.
I won’t let it ruin last night’s game or the end of the season, of course, but we should beat these guys even when healthy.
Mortimer
Its the 5th game in 7 nights...
and 5 flights to go with that!
but the Blazers will come through!
by QuebecBlzrFan on Apr 11, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But what'zz about'z z rum!!
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
I needz Rumz
MT ur Pockets. NOW!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
EXCUSE ME!
ARRRGGHHH!!!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd es th's shiver be timber'd down?
(game time?) :)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
I'm shiverin' my timber NOW!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HARRR....
Scally wagg lizzard ye be!!…. ;)
I ast de wen we be puttin to sea?
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
Soon me Hearty
Soon 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I use four with no problimo's
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
Im sure that Captain Nate
Has mustered the lads and tole them just how important this game is.
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
Arrrr me thought ye meant the skipper 'ad the lads mustarded...
me thinks thats too ’arsh even be the rules o the open sea!
by QuebecBlzrFan on Apr 11, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
All hands lay forward to witness punishment
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye! Aye!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I lost my booty!
I think’s it is still in the 97141 area
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Arr!!?? I'm a horrible pirate.
anyways, BEAT THE CLIPPERS! Go Blazers!!
I Blazersedge daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
arrr mateys we gonna send the Clippers off thee plank
Momma.....der go dat man
Walk 'em!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
carlesimo hollinger and golliver sightings at the hoop summit. I know I’m lame for bedgin here…
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Hey--where is the radio pregame show these days? 95.5? Do they stream it? Is it 60 minutes before tip-off still?
Oh, and, aaaaaarrrrrgh.
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
thanks friend
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We must win tonight
or else last nights victory means nothing. Well it was another L*ker beat-down so I take that back. But we can’t loose to the retarded little brother.
The magic # is 0!!!
timmay-
I’m on an iPod touch
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Cool. Does it work well with BE? Are you using the BE mobile version?
(I’m asking questions with short answers since I’m sure typing gets tiring).
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I be hungry for Clippers blood
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
Do ya need a 3/4 lb. bisquit?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
hopefully the 2nd half ODGT is not pirate inspired
I think its just politically incorrect. Somewhere there’s a boatload of Somalian gun men offended by the term
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
ARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
This be a fine crew, to head out ‘pon the sea, and by the light of the moon, gets us to plunderin’! Me thinks we got the sharper ayes, and by my cutlass’ glint and my flintlocks action, Me be sure we’ll make those lowly skallywags, walk the planks on there way to a watery meeting with one Davey Jones!!! There captain be weak, and crew be on the verge of mutiny, I tell thee!!!!
hollinger and pritchard sitting together
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A lil' dab will do ya

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
thats twice now LL
of all people….. have you filled out your jersey contest form as well for tonights game?
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
No!
How am I doin’?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
timmay-
the mobile site wouldn’t let me post comments unfortunately. Its REALLY hard to use LOL. I’m out for now. Peace
"I don't know Twitter" - Rudy Fernandez
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Apr 11, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
GS is beating UTah 42-38 midway through the 2nd quarter
GS doesn’t have cap’n Jack , Monta Ellis, Corey Maggette, or Jamal Crawford either
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
The bonehead sport fishing fleet
Out of Westport WA flies the Jolly Rodger and I be proud to say I have sailed under those colors and plundered Salmon there
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
I've watched two old school ECF matchups
Bulls-Pistons in ’91 and currently going with Knicks-Bulls in ’93.
Vinnie Johnson could score.
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At one point
Fratello said something along the lines of “Every playoff team needs a pure scorer to come off the bench and break the defense.”
I thought of Travis.
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I found it funny
that Marv and Fratello are still together, eighteen years later.
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Yup.
I’m not always Travis’ biggest fan. But it’s good to have a player available who can suddenly light it up for 10+ points in the 4th quarter when we’re struggling. You just gotta take the bad half too.
Yeah I'm wondering if Travis wants 25+ minutes a night
If so, he’ll probably get them, on another team.
But it’s clear he loves this team, and playing with Brandon. So he may be ok with it.
Warriors kicking the piddle out of Utah in SLC... Lead is 15 with 1:30 to go in the first half.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I hope so...
they also have a back to back against New Orleans, and Timmy won’t play in that game. Chris Paul can dominate Tony Parker, so I think they win that.
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I just want to know when and where the first Portland playoff game will be
Because I’m sitting here waiting to get plane tickets.
Game 1, SAS @ POR, either Sat or Sun. That’s what I’m thinking right now.
I'd love to see JR Smith play for Golden State
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Lakers think they gonna beat any team in the league 4-0 or 4-1 at worst.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I suppose they might think the finals (to which they are entitled by the fact that they are the Lakers) COULD go to 6 games....
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
heh
Utah would win a few at home, probably. They are tough.
Portland would go at least six games.
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Here be ye link
once the ship comes to port (730pm pst)
http://www.atdhe.net/live-tv-6183.html
Yahaaarerrrrrr, fight of the scurvish dogs of ye clippers
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life,(of the Blazers), (of KP's madness), of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein
by BlazerandBeaverBELIEVER on Apr 11, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Arrrrrrrr! Stern won't be amused about people taking gold out of his treasure chest.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Did the game start and do we have a link?
That is all?
Is Baltimore really like The Wire?
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
That's because everyone leaves work at 4 and it takes a few hours to get to the game on the highways...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
That's what I've always said. :)
We were originally going to this game tonight, and we had no clue how to schedule our commute.
Crap
I can’t stay up for this one. Peace yall. Go Blazers!
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 11, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Im on EAST COAST time
It is WAAAAAY later over here.
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Crazy Mathmatics aint my thing but...
I cant even see any light from the sun anymore.
by TrentEdwardsHoF2018 on Apr 11, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Next year, guy: League Pass Broadband and watch every game the next day.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I'm on the East Coast and I always stay up for the Blazers
Goodnight though
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I do every game -
stupid East Coast.
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
by blazer in DC on Apr 11, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Do ya need a 3/4 lb. bisquit?
Just askin’.
My pockey’s gettin’ a lil’ moist for my likin’.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
Hmm
this Jordan guy could turn out to be pretty good. Starks and Rivers have no chance against him.
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what's funny
is that Jordan didn’t complain like Kobe or LeBron, looking back at this game. He had two palming calls against him, and didn’t say a word to the refs.
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We get Steve Javie again tonight, mates
Along with Rodney Mott and Derek Richardson.
me too
so I could run him over
I AM A PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS SUPPORTER.
by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!! Well played!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
do you know any sites that keep referee stats?
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone posted a site here a couple of weeks ago.
I can’t remember what it was.
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This game makes me nervous feels like a trap game, After last nights emotional high
Hopefully we can get greg off Camby and Kaman are vets and will use their tricks. Hopefully Travis, Rudy and Sergio have a good game off of the bench. We might need to go a little deeper in the bench and have contributions from Frye and Bayless if needed.
unless Houston loses
Denver will be playing for the second seed on Wednesday. That’s a big game.
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I don't want the second seed.
I think we would lose to Dallas. I would much rather play the Spurs.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rather play Dallas
Dallas chokes in the playoffs. San Antonio, no matter the injuries, has the best coach in basketball and two great players.
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I don't know.
Dirk and Terry kill us off screens and mismatches. Plus, Jason Kidd loves to post up weaker guards. He will kill Blake and Sergio. He just destroyed Nash on 19 points and 20 assists.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
1 would rather Dallas and LA go at it.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
I want the 4: kill the Spurs and then see where the chips land with the Lakers.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
i am of the same opinon
of the possible first round matchups for us Dallas is the one I want to see the least
Free Sergio... no really, please, take him.
we only lost the game in Portland
because it was coming off of the big LA win and Rudy was out. They played zone without Rudy to stretch the court.
Dallas isn’t that bad of a matchup.
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Dallas beat us on Christmas Day in PDX as well, the only team to win 2x in the Rose Garden this year
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to assume regular season success will follow to playoffs
It happens all the team.. a team sweeps a regular season series, then gets whupped in the playoffs.
we were beaten by Barea
it’s not like Nowitzki and Kidd ate us alive.
In seven games, the better team usually wins.
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Dirk has played very well against the Blazers
all season.
Kidd- no.
But Dirk yes.
by deveangeorgesucks on Apr 11, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Here are the teams I want to face in this order:
1. NO
2,3. SA/Dallas
4. Houston
I don’t if Dallas or SA is a worse match up, Dallas is playing great right now SA is struggling a bit, but then consider how the Spurs have done in the playoffs and how great Tony Parker has been this season. Either team will be difficult.
I would like to play NO, with Chandler coming off an injury and Stojakovic non-existent they don’t scare me that much, but then again they have CP3.
by trailblazersfan on Apr 11, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Clippers make me laugh.
And at the same time I pity them enormously.
That being said, show them no mercy. Take no prisoners!
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Actually dead prisoners are worthless
But live ones can be ransomed for lottery picks
by southern oregon on Apr 11, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but there are no prisoners on that team that people would want for lottery picks.
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Not exactly: You'd be surprised what you can whip up with some old potatoes and spices on a pirate ship...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I think the Blazers really have to stay focused. Hopefully they took the win lastnight as just another win, and didn't spend too much time celebrating
I think this team is starting to show the kind of maturity it will take to never get ahead of yourselves, and not overlooking a team. Of course I probably couldn’t have said that a month ago, but lately it seems like they really have the ability to stay focused, at least for enough of the game to gut out the win. I also love how baron davis was talking about an un-named trailblazer, beating him on a crossover(remember when he went down?) of course we all know it was brandon, and to hear someone of davis’ stature make comments about that makes me think Roy got in his head a little. We have to make Zach play down to his innate slacker level, and our big men can take care of their big men. Overall I like our chances tonight.
They can't have too much for their team, so they have to lavish the affection on the visitors
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
hehehe,
actually having to listen to almost every other teams announcers, they are just good overall. I don’t feel like turning down the sound when it’s them.
Herrrrrrrrrrre be the gold.
http://atdhe.net/live-tv-6183.html
Can I get a headband? One for my peeps, one for the fans in the really cheap seats, one for my momma, one for the mayor, and if you wanna get down with the players, YOU GOTTA GET A HEADBAND!
Watch out for Cap'n Stern. He doesn't like people stealing gold from his bad man's chest.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Hey, they let Zach out of jail.
I wonder what was up with the denial of bail (or at least that’s what was reported at one point)
LA
“[Roy] might be the best closer in the game, and I don’t say that lightly”
“He sure was last night”
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I was just talking to the wife about that
I actually think Roy is amazingly underrated.
When coaches admit that they plan for Brandon the same way they do for Wade, Kobe, and James? That’s gigantic.
I actually think Portland fans underrate Brandon Roy. Honestly.
You're not even a homer for saying that.
I think if you asked every GM, a lot of people would be surprised at the results.
Don't most Blazer fans think he is 2nd team All-NBA, and the #3 or #4 guard? That sounds fair.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
I mean more for what he brings to this team, as opposed to league-wide
Most people see that the team is inferior without him, but I think his effect on the team is underrated.
I really think fans underrate Brandon's "it factor" (good term) for this team.
If you percentaged out the reason why we’ve won 51 games, he’d have an amazingly high percentage.
I don’t think fans take him for granted. But sometimes I don’t think everyone realizes just how important he is.
The NBA should make Roy a superstar
Because if the youth imitated him, there would be a better generation of NBA players in the future.
Speaking for myself.
I don’t underrate Roy. I just want everyone else to. Kind of selfish I know. Afraid someone will try to steal him from us.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Did you see the Spurs game on League Pass?
They did an interview with David Robinson. He did the whole interview talking about the Spurs, using terms like “we” and “us”. He was drafted by SA and retired there.
Brandon will be that way with Portland someday.
yaaar!
What be a youthful pirate’s favorite chore?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardwork!
Zbo is such a bad defender
ClipperBlog had a funny breakdown.. the on court/off court difference is insane. He is just terrible at defense.
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Why did the pirate go the the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRR!
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
EVERYONE ES TEE EFF UU WITH THE PIRATE BIDNESS
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Need to get off to a fast start and keep the pedal down
Not sure we have the energy to fight back if we have our usual slow road first quarter
Idk what i will do during the off season.
lack of blazer games might send me into depression
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
I think he would make a really good ref.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach
He won’t take Frye’s announcing job
Blazer's fan since '84, Spurs fan when they are not playing Portland.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A B A START.
by HurraKane212 on Apr 11, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He won't do anything
that requires a manly voice.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
nice work.
How long have you been doing it the other way?
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
that's funny.
can’t imagine trying to follow game threads without being able to mark the posts as read.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Wow NBA really takes over commercial spots to advertise
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
AHOY!!!!!!!!!! THAR BE A GAME ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scuttle the Clippers!!!!!!!! Run ’em a-ground!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
wow that clipper lineup made me pee a little bit in my pants
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Access code?
"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein
by Garden of ODEN on Apr 11, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone ever sit in section 311?
got tickets for the Nuggets game and was curious how they would be…………
Creator of the "Draft Darius Butler" truth train.
Jailbird is free to spread his wings (don't get banned X)
Visit my blog, The Blazing Yankee
Dunlevy has a really pink face.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I SAW HIM!!!! I SAW HIM!!!! DID YOU CATCH THAT?!?!?!?!?
I SAW CHRIS BOSH!!!!
Oh, sorry, that’s just Zbo. I get them confused.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
LOL
Randolph is a funny guy.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And I was thinking you saw Mortimer. Bummer.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
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by kdfdawg on Apr 11, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Aldridge is so good lately.
Good Lord I love that man.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Blazers are playing very loose and lax
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
Broyposse is at the game.
we should do a where’s Waldo thing.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Morti too, unless he is barrrrrrrfing
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
I really like our black unis best
Always something to improve, but I just like them.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Cheerleader behind Rice was Hilarious
She was getting into it. So funny.
yeah that was cracking me up.
That should be a regular thing.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Zach
Keep doing that.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
LMA MAKES 2!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Letting Camby go was a great move by Denver.
That guy is slipping.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
man I wish I could listen to the opposing feeds.
by dario argento on Apr 11, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you might be able to use this link:
http://www.nba.com/broadband/alp_schedule.html
and you might need to register on nba.com
Clippers announcers stating we landed the 2 best players of the 2006 draft. I like it.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
wow,
apparently we’re gonna stuff LMA down their throats like Donuts down an anorexic during an intervention.
Blazer's fan since '84, Spurs fan when they are not playing Portland.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A B A START.
Get oden in and dominate Camby's skinny behind
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Energy is good, game plan execution not so much yet.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
I like their second round pick :)
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
MB UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR: "This has not been terrific basketball so far..." (5-3 Blazers after 5 full minutes gone...)
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Remember last year, when we were out of contention and played hard anyway?
At least until that terrible Phoenix game?
Yeah, the LA Clippers look like they checked out a month ago.
If they win this game, it’s because Portland is tired.
6 minutes gone, and it’s 5-3.
Worst offensive looking quarter of the year so far
OMG I just jizzed in my France
god
this is UGLY
Blazer's fan since '84, Spurs fan when they are not playing Portland.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A B A START.
God calls it Staples Center
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
final projected score blazers 50, clips 48
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Brian Skinner has terrible facial hair.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
GIVE IT TO OUTLAW
…and it’s the 1st quarter…
Blazer's fan since '84, Spurs fan when they are not playing Portland.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A B A START.
And people thought there would be a lack of energy getting up for this game!!! HA!!!!!!
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Who be puttin' the lid on the basket?
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Bring in Oden to smash the ball through the lid
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
lol clip broadcast playing some gangsta beats to play us out
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Bad spacing, bad passing, bad.
OMG I just jizzed in my France
they havent been the same after we assaulted them
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
haha, I love the LA Clippers "Where Amazing Happens" ad
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
They finally win a game on the road, then begin sucking at home.
I guess that works for them – they won’t have homecourt in the playoffs.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how all pundits declared the Jazz the dark horse to move far up and scare the Lakers less than a month ago
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Darius is in the house!!!!!!!!!
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
He has to be rooting for the Clips, right?
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It would require him to care
And right as I type that, it shows him talking on the phone and ignoring the game.
He's probably too high to root for anyone.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
wow we are awful
No movement other than throwing it in to LMA…
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
There we got, someone cut to the basket
OMG I just jizzed in my France
wait the Clips announcers just said D-Miles was " a good guy"
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
A lot of Darius praise by Clips.
he was never a bad guy
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Not in LA
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
On the negative side of the equation, the Blazers are as bad as the Clippers.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Sort of like the philosophical question of whether a tree falling in an empty forest makes a sound.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
They mostly want to watch the opposition, like Bill Simmons behind the Clippers bench
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
This is such a boring game...
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
Nate needs to use his halftime speech at the BEGINNING of the game.
Our first half is usually flat, but we rock the 2nd half
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
Come on.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
BRoy!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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BS Mike B they are not emotionally drained. They are taking bad shots
OMG I just jizzed in my France
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Zbo looks FAT!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
he is fat
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FattER then.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
he's just big-boned
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
After overtaking Chris Bosh, his next goal is to be the next Shaq
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
He prefers "doughy".
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a land lubber with lots O blubber!!!
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LOL
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 12, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
LOB, hehe
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 12, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
BROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
what is the record for the lowest combined score after one quarter?
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
LA announcers
“Roy, against the shot clock, is going to do it himself. And he’s capable of it”.
1 second later: swish.
it's a good night for him to try stuff.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Eric Gordon = Less athletic Ben Gordon
OMG I just jizzed in my France
Nah...
Eric Gordan seems more aggressive
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Apr 11, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
an inch or so taller right?
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
lol Reeling Dealing ... traveling
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Clips announcers have Blazer homerism without the crazy
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
true
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That team has issues.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
what are the clips shooting
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
As Norm MacDonald might say
Happy Appreciation night Clips fans. Hope you like crap!
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
dude it's LA.
They have a larger pool of talent then we do.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH CRAP!!!
WHY IS ODEN LIMPING
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
WHY ODEN!!
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oden looks hurt?
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Still on the floor
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Are you sure?
Oh god Im panicing
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Apr 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Memo to Nate:
next practice, everyone shoots 500 free throws
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
except Brandon, he's been making his
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergio!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Greg has sort of a rolling gait when he walks.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I <3 Annie!
Just sayin’!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The feeling is absolutely mutual! <3x1000
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
We need to hug
HUGGZ!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesnt look like hes favoring anything now
just looks tired from running back and forth like 5 times in a row
Rip City Baby...People have no idea what is coming.
Follow my twitter www.twitter.com/PDXBlazersFTW, @PDXBlazersFTW. Lots of random Blazer Posts from links I find around the blogosphere.
Yeah he definitely rolled it
But he’s not asking to leave the game, so he might be fine now.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Apr 11, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
RICE: "Sergio is a guy that can always get his own shot."
You write the punchline!
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
"but making it is another story"
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Can we start over ;-)
OMG I just jizzed in my France
End of 1 -- 17 to 17.
Both teams get an F.
PDX 6 for 20 shooting, 5 for 8 from the line.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I could use some Bayless.
He should be rested.
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
true
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what we thought on X-mas.
They need to pick it up. 1st quarter is not a surprise.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
I think they still have a negative differential in the first quartr
but we’re the best fourth quarter team
draft dejuan blair
Any 1st quarter not trailing be a good quarter
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Yes!
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
Rasheed Wallace?
Take that AK!
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
There is a pirate shirt behind Nate :)
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
so, looking at the clips 25-year teams
how bad are they? 25 years, and those are the 10 best players you’ve had? that tells us why they’ve made the playoffs like 3 times in 25 years.
I have to think if you took the first and 2nd all time teams from every other team in the league whose been around 25 years, the Clip’s version would easily be the worst
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Why?
How can we go on cold streaks as a team at the line? A player going cold, ok, but a whole team?
hahahaha
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
this is painful
When I came here (in 2004), guys like Nick (Van Exel) and Damon, they were a breath of fresh air for me,'' Przybilla
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 11, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
maybe they are getting all of the bricks for week out of the way.the
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
I did
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Me too. Very much.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Offense looks bad
no spacing, no movement, no ball rotation
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Spanish Connection!!!!!!!!!!
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ODEN PUTBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
I wish Sergio would throw some oops to Greg. Next season.
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
ODEN!
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I MEAN ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
i just scared the daylights out of all three cats and both roommates screaming after that putback
Free Sergio... no really, please, take him.
Did u leak youself a little too?
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
where there is poo there is always pee
u cannot poo without peeing as well impossible
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
Clips had to put a stop to this 4-point run
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Haha! Clips announcers call Oden/Przybilla a center by committee.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
So the recession will make the US even more FAT! Great
OMG I just jizzed in my France
Most of those $1 menus look that I see on TV look nasty
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
norsktroll
regarding your sig, since 1946, was that another guy or just when they started keeping stats?
Since then they have stats. You can also narrow it down by shot clock era and three point line era
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
It's not something written in stone, I just liked that only 1 guy came up with those criteria
If you lower them a bit, one other player not that famous comes also in play. I discussed a bit with Tom in this thread when I found out about the 500 points http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/4/9/828770/congratulations-to-oden-for-his
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
I also like when
people make their own template for statements about stats. That would be fun to see some really creative crazy ones
Clips feed showing fan "sixth man"
he won courtside seats, dinner, limo, etc.
Apparently he was the first caller. Only took five games! :)
and what about that crazy ass
ginger guy we played a couple games ago? Like a 4 year old head on a 30 year old body.
nandez was looking for oden good try
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
we might not even get half a chalupa tonight.
by greatestfall on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i will
bayless leaves over my dead body
by thomasikehara on Apr 11, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
was about to say something to that effect
now knocking on woods
Free Sergio... no really, please, take him.
Thank god we have a descent feed today
"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "
best one liner i ever heard.
If the Blazers lose home court because of this steaming heap, I don't know what to say...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
If the Blazers lose home court because of this steaming heap, I don't know what to say...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Tie game, 25-25. Ultra pathetic. Nate pigheadedly sticking to the current cold crew.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
tavis' shooting percentage has been dropping for a while
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
weezer
beverly hills?
Blazer's fan since '84, Spurs fan when they are not playing Portland.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A B A START.
by HurraKane212 on Apr 11, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate should be going heavy bench
The guys are clearly playing hungover from the energy of the last two games.
But I’d bet Frye, Bayless et al would love some minutes and would bring real effort to the floor.
yeah. I think it's Rudy, Nic, and Sergio.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
I really don't need a canned fluff piece about "improved communication."
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
G.O.
with 2 points and 4 rebounds in 8 minutes…
and 0 fouls.
Free Sergio... no really, please, take him.
Brought an LA friend to game last night
And she was blown away by our opening ceremony and the atmospher of the crowd all game. Said she’d never seen (or heard) anything like it.
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
killing ourselves at the line
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Golden State is going to win. 108-99, 1:12, and Utah is starting to foul.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
PRZY!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Blake to BROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
PRZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Link?
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
BRoY!
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
Did we mention B-Roy is kinda good?
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
What city deserves the Clippers franchise the most?
LA neither wants nor needs their second team.
I think Seattle deserves it
Please?
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 11, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
These announcers ADORE Roy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Blazers remembering that short shots are easier than long shots...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
So Crates almost made a poster there
OMG I just jizzed in my France
LMA makes 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Anyone got a link?
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 11, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Aldridge was going to PUNISH that rim
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
I think the Clips announcers want to see the "good" Blazers
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
With the added twist that it was Travis job to invite him :)
Didn’t remember that
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Trade him
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Never heard that before. I wonder who he's quoting.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i thought i was part of the story as reported by espn or whoever
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
maybe, there mas more than one story? or
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
The story is by Quick
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2008/10/duos_new_dynamic.html
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3800651
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Bucher seems to put the blame more on Travis. So maybe they read that one
BEING A Texan, Aldridge has a particular love of red meat. So it was especially wounding when he thought that Roy had left him out of a trip to a Brazilian barbecue joint in Memphis early last season. So that’s how it is, he thought, and steered clear of Roy everywhere but on the court. It wasn’t until the summer that Travis Outlaw convinced Aldridge that he had simply forgotten to tell him about the dinner. The issue is a memory now, but that kind of response to a perceived slight is what the Blazers work every day to avoid. They can’t afford not to. As rock-solid as Roy is, as imposing as Oden may be, most NBA GMs think Aldridge’s potential is the most tantalizing
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
the bucher story is the one i read
Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
is that for real?
Haven’t heard of this….
"I don't play for what they write about me, I play for my teammates, my coaches, the city of Portland." - Steve Blake
what's the deal?
"I don't play for what they write about me, I play for my teammates, my coaches, the city of Portland." - Steve Blake
Yep. Roy had a dinner and didn't invite LMA
It was a mistake and LMA was supposed to be invited. Afterward, LMA didn’t talk to Brandon off the court for six months. Travis got the two together to get it worked out.
I knew about the dinner and all but I never heard that Travis was supposed to extend the invitation.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
That's what I remember also.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Well, to be fair, LMA does eat like a fricking pig...
Clippers announcers are telling the “Roy snubbed LMA for dinner” story
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
hehe
This year is NOT a building season!!
by collectiveshane on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Roy and LMA stepping up
OMG I just jizzed in my France
LMA second chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Blazers open up 9 point lead -- which has a 1.4x multiplier effect tonight.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Roy starting a mini takeover to help push our effort
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
He was grimacing and left for locker room, about 43 seconds left now, GS lead is 10.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
He has pretty clearly lost 25% of his vertical leaping ability........ From 8" down to 6"...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I've heard the story, but I didn't hear about the "not speaking for six months" or "it was Travis' fault" details.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
bad link
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i read that story in ESPN like 4 months ago, and it wasn't like that.
They talked but Aldridge was upset for like 2 weeks.
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
bit of embellishment/exageration
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
I love Randolph prooving us right time and time again.
Throws headband at Dunleavy and yells .
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
is Mike's head
all sweaty or something? I’m thinking ZBo needs it more. It’s not to keep the hair out of his eyes, heh!
http://www.justin.tv/ps11
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
I HATE the Clippers commentators.
they’re so dumb.
Talking the whole time. just stupid crap too!
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
I agree!
Talking about the “All time great Clips players” … no one recognizable after Danny Manning
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
by blazer in DC on Apr 11, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
If World B Free isn't on that list
then there’s no justice
"And look at Robin dancin' around Ha Ha Haaaah!
by The Rubberband Man on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They said some nice stuff about one of our 90s teams
But they’re dull sounding in their delivery
by Blazersaurus on Apr 11, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that it sounds like there are more Blazers fans than Clips fans
Bringin' Rip City back.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter. He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
man, that's futility
their best season was losing to the Suns in the second round one year. Good God.
Wait until they have five retired numbers from that team.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow... missed layup by blake... sweet dood.. and the announcers are getting on him
for missing those FTs in portland…. hahahah
They had their souls crushed. I have no idea what happened...........
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
haha, wow.
It’ll be fun to root for the Jazz against LA
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
................... Be soon to turn in for tipoff of the first game so you have at least 2 minutes to root in which the series is in doubt.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
brandon now 3-6 from the line
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
But they're right. We should be up 24-30 points
by Blazersaurus on Apr 11, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
RUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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probably
as bad as it was for us during the 21 win season, only it doesn’t stop, it just keeps going and going and going…..
I feel kind of bad for them, because obviously they don't want to jump on the fakers bandwagon, they're probably trying to be individualistic which is respectable.
But how many times would you get burned in your lifetime? It’s so not worth it.
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i think clippers fans hate lakers.
it’s a redheaded step brother thing.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Roy wants some HCA bad
OMG I just jizzed in my France
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5 points in 10 SECONDS!
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
RUDY!!!
strong last 5 minutes
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Those spanish guys are good at the d of quarters.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Yeah, L.A. not so much, more like a cow....
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Haha
that’s funny. One of the funniest sequences of the year. Crazy three point play.
draft dejuan blair
LMAO that changed in a hurry
OMG I just jizzed in my France
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
15 point lead after that wretched gangrene-infested skunk bomb of a half???????????????
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Alright!
That was a good little run by the ‘Zers. Now let’s slam the door permanently in the third.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
They actually were the ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzrs in that half. I will not give Zerspeakers the mocking which they so richly deserve tonight....
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
by timbo on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
my thoughts exactly
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
Rudys energy is sensationable
Momma.....der go dat man
this is a historic day
Momma.....der go dat man
Yes, and Javie is one of the refs.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
But Greg doesn't have home court
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
Seems as if he hates the Blazers no matter where they play.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
only played 6 mins though...
hope he is ok
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
seemed like it.
that’s what the espn box says, but it has Joel at 11, so 7 mins are missing
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
incredible end to the half
Momma.....der go dat man
On the summit
world was supposed to get blown out, its a 3 point game in the fourth
might see some good international player, and of course john wall
I hope Odens plays the entire second half (or most of it)
Guy needs floor time.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Mike Dunleavy is terrified, mortified and stupified!
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
PUT BATUM IN NOW
by rockingharder on Apr 11, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrified of Zach and his cronies, mortified at how bad his team is, and stupified about what productive thing to do with his life in this job market...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
Ha Ha! Well played timbo!
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WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS BAG OF HOT AIR
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Free Sergio... no really, please, take him.
Second Half Thread is up!!!!
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Zebo's comments on his dui
“I regret the situation happened,” Randolph said Monday afternoon at the Clippers’ practice facility. “I hope people don’t rush to judgment. What I have to do now is focus on basketball and let the process run its course. Let it work itself out.”
Asked whether the incident revealed a larger problem, Randolph said, “I don’t think so. Situations like this happen. It was a bad mistake, a mistake in judgment. It happens all around the league, in every sport. There’s a lot of stuff I can’t comment on right now.”
this seems vaguely familiar
Momma.....der go dat man

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