Smack Talk from L*kers Ground dot Net
I've got some quotes from L*kers Ground to fire everybody up for tonight (not that anybody here needs encouragement!)
Lakers take this game easily. They are going to embarrass Portland tonight.
Last game it was all about ending the streak. Psychologically they were way to amped up and didnt' play their game. This game their heads are on straight - its about the playoffs - its about establishing their dominance over all comers. With the full squad back its no contest.
BLOWOUT.
Pryz is just begging for a beat down. I hope Pryz eats his words painfully, and that Mike Rice eats his microphone in similar manner.
112-102 Lakers in a game dominated by the Lakers from start to finish. It's getting close to the playoffs. They are coming out of the "toying with teams" mode. No worries at all.
(bleep) the Blazers. I wanna see Kobe make Roy look like a clown tonight, and Drew/Pau/LO need to wipe that smirk off Pryzbilla's face. They need to embarrass them in front of their fans and teach them to respect the big boys of the West!
(and keep using hard fouls to piss those pansies off)
The jailblazers and their fans became so annoying lately.
Let's beat them on the mouth.
With Bynum back, I'm fully expecting them to go up to Portland and play a statement game. I think it'll be a Laker 20+ blowout.I could see the Blazers trying to go after our players and trying to hurt them due to the whole Rudy thing that happened last time. Even though that wasn't even a dirty play at all, everyone in Blazers world seems to think it was horrible.
To be fair, there's plenty of objective and even respectful talk about the Blazers on the L*ker message boards. But you don't wanna know about that, do ya?
GO BLAZERS!
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Ha ha!!
True! …But who is this Pryz guy they keep talking about?
Remember that guy in HS who “looked” like a tuff guy…big, burly, football jock, etc?
That’s who the L*kers really are inside…and they know it! (they were shown it last year by Boston)
I had an incident when a “tuff” guy tried to disrepect me at my house at my party….He was at least 100 pounds bigger than me..I decided at that point..fight or flight…I stepped up and he then stepped down.
Joel is the guy no one messes with cuz they know he is a tuff guy to his core. He is my favorite player..in case you didn’t know :)
Go Blazers!
by blazersrock on Apr 10, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
I don't expect an easy game
but i hope the blazers cooly and calmly tear the lakers apart.
The goal is not to be better, the goal is to be the best.
Who says this isn't a rivalry?
The ESPN “conversation” about this game has already hit 1600 comments, and the game isn’t even close to tip off.
I think that's just the standard number of L*ker comments
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
because everyone is a hater
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
L*kers have crap for fans.
Exhibit A: This guy is a native of Douchebagikstan but his family has lived in LA for decades. Isn’t he cool?

by ArbyOSU on Apr 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Vic is a strange dude
he is a local sportscaster.. and freaking insane
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohmygod - it's Vic the Brick! I hated that guy when I was in L.A.
His nutty pro-L*ker posturing was just too much for me to take.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah he is literally insane i think
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 11, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I get depressed whenever see the several hundred obnoxious L*ker fans in the RG.
But then I brighten when I realize that they had to leave their homeland because life there is nearly intolerable, and that they can only truly express themselves twice a year.
(Of course, not all of them are ex-SoCalers. Some are dilettantes who place K*be fandom above the game of basketball.)
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 10, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is this David Crosby's "slow" son?
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 10, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Oops, I was replying the pic above. Perhaps I'm slow too.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 10, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Laker fans are the worst.
They EXPECT their team to dominate, anything less and they cry. Blazer fans stick with the team through the wins and losses. Laker fans see Arizas hard foul and think Rudy is soft. We see it and think “Ariza is a punk”.
THey are so cocky. They are gonna get SCHOOLED tonight, and i’ll be there to love every minute of it!!!
Love the Blazers. Hate the Lakers.
I lived there from '03-'06.
I was there when the L*kers were in the Finals in ‘04, I was there when they were also-rans (’06). I listened to much sports-talk radio on my interminable L.A. commutes. Depending on the team’s performance, the callers were alternately boastful or whining. Bandwagon jumping (on and off) was rampant. Some of their fans are cool and generally knowledgeable, but lots of them, especially the entitled twerps in the lower bowl at Staples, are a joke.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Apr 10, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
we need the rockets to win...
they need to win their division for us to get the 4.
Right? (somebody back me up here)
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, wait wait...
you want the 3.
Okay then.
BOO Rockets BOO!
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
or they could just finish behind the Blazers overall
and then we could have the 3 seed
which gives us the best chance to make the conference finals
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
No, Blazers and Dallas fans as usual
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 399 rebounds, and 66 blocks, but under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
“112-102 Lakers in a game dominated by the Lakers from start to finish”? A ten point win against the Blazers is domination now?
Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 399 rebounds, and 66 blocks, but under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.
I thought the same thing.
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i hope joel reads bedge fanposts
I am starting the coalition to BRING BACK IKE.
he could post 0 points, 0 rebounds, 3 turnovers, and foul out tonight...
and he’ll still get a standing O…
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is worse?
the F*kers or F*ker fans?
This needs a poll…
Who do you despise more?
The team or the shoelickers who follow them?
But I like to be here. Oh, I like it a lot! Said the Cat in the Hat. To the fish in the pot.
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Apr 10, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
I would have to go with the shoelickers
Back in the day(early nineties). It was definetly the fans. It’s gotten a little closer in the last twenty years with guys like Ariza and Vuya…vuya can’t play basketball anyway but I still hate the fans more
Change We Believe In
I don't care for the players
but I really don’t care for the trolling, insecure “fans”. – Elgin
Blazers win BDL 2 on 2 tournament!
Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
their fans are the most annoying easily
Momma.....der go dat man
The fans
without question
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon
The lakers fans posting above do have a point. It was a dumb foul, but not intentional.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
it was intentional
not to hurt Rudy, but it WAS with some anger and no need to foul that hard.
getting blown out by 30 hurts the ego.. and Ariza had to take it out on someone
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That really makes us all look good now doesn't it.
I don’t think he meant to put Rudy in the hopspital. Yeah, he’s an immature punk and fowling hard was what he intended, but making a group like that just makes the people who are justifying what he did look like the sane ones.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
It's strange
I was in Houston last weekend visiting some friends I grew up with. We watched Blazers/OKC, then Lakers/Rockets. During this mini-marathon, the Rockets fans expressed some serious respect for the Blazers, but some fiery hatred for Joel. Who knew?
by still.i.rise on Apr 10, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They hate Joel because he doesnt back down from anyone
they expect this team to backdown, and if he doesnt, then they will hate him
JOEL IS THE MAN!!!
Momma.....der go dat man
He doesent do anything praticularly dirty
I could see how people could hate Bruce Bowen as he uses tricks that can hurt people and he gets away with it.
When was the last time Joel got away with any thing. It is weird to hate on a guy who is just giving back what he gets.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I think its the fact that he takes charges.
Everyone hates the floppers, and everyone sees the other team’s guy as flopping.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
the only time I've ever seen joel flop is against shaq
and you basically have to in many situations because he’s nearly 100 lbs heavier than Joel. If you don’t draw at least 1 offensive foul on Shaq he’s just going to take advantage of the refs calling the game loose and abuse you all night.
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
the houston announcers hated him for it
even tho they have luis scola, who is like a tall derek fisher
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 11, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he is effective against their team
Blazers win BDL 2 on 2 tournament!
Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
Joel is one of those players you hate cause he bangs down low and protects the lanes--
until he is on your team. Then he is one of your favorites.
It's spelled "PRZYBILLA."
vanillathrillagorillaprzybilla
by RenoBlazerFan on Apr 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if these guys
get super worked up like this when they play the Bobcats, as that team has their number as well.
Man I hope we win tonight so we can see what kind of crazy posts get thrown up next time we play LA(L not C)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Lol true LA douchebags right there!!
Momma.....der go dat man
let them talk trash
its just the fear.. i listened to sports radio today.. and all the hosts were worried about tonight.
I heard bynum doesnt want to play tonight in case his first shot gets blocked again
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
Phil ain't even coming to see us whup their ass
That’s enough right there…
Proud member of Duck nation!
he suddenly came down with leg pain
i wouldnt want to go to the RG either..
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 10, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I know some of those guys behind their bench
They ain’t your normal corporate types who sit in those seats in most NBA buildings…
Proud member of Duck nation!
I hate LA
Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man
He’s down on his knees
Look at these women
There ain’t nothin’ like em nowhere
Century Boulevard (We hate it)
Victory Boulevard (We hate it)
Santa Monica Boulevard (We hate it)
Sixth Street (We hate it, we hate it, we hate it)
We hate L.A. (we hate it, especially Kobe Bryant!)…
Proud member of Duck nation!
I used to bump down Victory Blvd all the time
from Van Nuys to Burbank. What a haul.
Then it turns into Olive Ave and goes all the way through Burbank.
If you are ultra-rich, that’s a nice place to live – up on the side of the hill, above the smog above Burbank. – Elgin
Blazers win BDL 2 on 2 tournament!
Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
its still the valley
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Apr 11, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
the lakers can talk smack this season
they have the best record in the conference………..
but the mere fact that they are talking smack means they have a queasy feeling in their stomach when they play the blazers in the rose garden, in fact i would call it worry.
and good nba fans know that in coming seasons the blazers might be the conference champs in front of the lakers, so they want to get in their cheap shots now while they still have the upper hand.
but to be truthfully honest, u take kobe off that team its a mediocre team at best, if u take broy off the blazers they would still win more than half their games.
not quite last
:-))
(From this summer) Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

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