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I've decided to become a Laker fan

Star-divide

I'm just not into being a Blazer fan anymore, between the recent subpar play, the tension between Nate and Sergio and Brandon Roy not making clutch buzzer beaters like he did earlier in the season I've decided to stop being a Blazer fan. So I've decided to become a L*ker fan from now on. I mean how can I resist those beautiful yellow and purple jerseys or the heroic play of guys like Trevor Ariza? And Pau Gasol? That guy and his dunking and jumping and running? And Kobe humiliating opposing players like his wife humiliates their housekeeper? Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to buy a Trevor Ariza jersey and go clothesline my neighbor.

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April fools?

The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever

by Philthyanimal on Apr 1, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think so

I’ve been following this dude’s posts and he’s been unhappy for a while.

I’m pretty sure this is real…

:-(

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 1, 2009 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is his first post

…ever… according to the “stats”

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Apr 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Aprils Foolsed you!

BAM you just got MORTIMERED.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Apr 1, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm....lemme guess

something to do with the date

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 1, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

even as a joke, isn't this a bannable offense?

If you ever hear of someone punching out a girl scout and stealing her Samoas, it was me
- Mortimer

by Clevelander among roses on Apr 1, 2009 1:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think there would have been a lot more April Fool's fun

if the Blazers had lost today. Although, it might have been indistinguishable from the normal overreaction threads.

Also, is today the only day of the year tominhawaii is serious?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Apr 1, 2009 2:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Isn't typing "L*ker" in your post about becoming a Laker fan

Kind of like cracking a smile in the middle of your joke?

by tominhawaii on Apr 1, 2009 3:37 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah

like giggling while in the middle of saying, “tell ’em what they won!”

si usted puede leer esto, el grito.

by prezofdeath on Apr 1, 2009 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My vujacic jersey is in the mail

i can’t wait. i love his long hair and defensive skills.

by appel82 on Apr 1, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that is humor.

Good stuff.

Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

by babar1 on Apr 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

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