I've decided to become a Laker fan
I'm just not into being a Blazer fan anymore, between the recent subpar play, the tension between Nate and Sergio and Brandon Roy not making clutch buzzer beaters like he did earlier in the season I've decided to stop being a Blazer fan. So I've decided to become a L*ker fan from now on. I mean how can I resist those beautiful yellow and purple jerseys or the heroic play of guys like Trevor Ariza? And Pau Gasol? That guy and his dunking and jumping and running? And Kobe humiliating opposing players like his wife humiliates their housekeeper? Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to buy a Trevor Ariza jersey and go clothesline my neighbor.
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I don't think so
I’ve been following this dude’s posts and he’s been unhappy for a while.
I’m pretty sure this is real…
:-(
Mortimer
this is his first post
…ever… according to the “stats”
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
even as a joke, isn't this a bannable offense?
If you ever hear of someone punching out a girl scout and stealing her Samoas, it was me
- Mortimer
by Clevelander among roses on Apr 1, 2009 1:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think there would have been a lot more April Fool's fun
if the Blazers had lost today. Although, it might have been indistinguishable from the normal overreaction threads.
Also, is today the only day of the year tominhawaii is serious?
"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"
Isn't typing "L*ker" in your post about becoming a Laker fan
Kind of like cracking a smile in the middle of your joke?
by tominhawaii on Apr 1, 2009 3:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yeah
like giggling while in the middle of saying, “tell ’em what they won!”
si usted puede leer esto, el grito.
can I get one of them big fingers that they got, my dog needs a exam and ...we'll I don't think I could find anything more fitting than that to cram up my puppies crack.
;)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
I am still waiting for the "psyche!"
I haven’t been psyched out since the early 90’s.
For sure I psyched everyone out in any game...
wallball, four square, kick ball, dodge ball… in fact pretty much my only move was the psyche out.

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