It Wasn't Me
by Ben Golliver on Mar 8, 2009 9:02 PM PDT
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Let this post serve as my official, on-the-record denial.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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haha
I was wondering when the denial was going to come. Any clue about who it actually was?
And any idea why Bayless has such a dislike for Telfair?
I have an idea...
Sebastian Telfair’s kind of a jerk.
"It all depends on where his growth will come and we think his growth will come within us" -- Kevin Pritchard on Jerryd Bayless
Shame on you Ben!
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
lol..
:)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
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don’t worry Bean Ben. It’s a natural bodily function.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Mar 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I believe the rule is that
he who denied it, supplied it.
Not looking too good for you, Ben.
I don't believe you
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
I also wonder just how big BRoys shoe collection is,
also, is it not ok for YOU to ask BRoy for a pair of his shoes??? I would think you would be getting up on that kind of gear.
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
I thought you were denying asking for Brandon's shoes...
I’m glad I read the whole thing. Bayless dropping the f-bomb on Telfair was classic. I wish Jerryd was 6’8, he’d make a great enforcer.
Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence.
-- Richard Dawkins
how do we know it wasn't...
ROY HIMSELF?!?! his uncontrollable sphincter will be the ultimate downfall for this team in the playoffs. Mark my words.
"His name is Jeremiah Johnson and they say he wanted to be a mountain man." -Neil Everett
it was probably channing
i could see him dressing up like a reporter just to fart on someone
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
by phillyduck23 on Mar 8, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good thing that
Oden left the clubhouse early.
Not only would he have been blamed for it, his fart would have been the lead story on Sportscenter. That would have been followed by no fewer than 17 fanposts asserting that Durant has the far better digestive system and that his flatulence is considerably less noxious than Oden’s.
by knickfan on Mar 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should find out if Aldridge ever get requests for his shoes,
that could make an interesting piece.
also, I doubt you’ll answer but,
What kind of access do you have? What kind of limitations are there?
Post game, are you aloud to ask questions of Nate, or Brandon, ect.???
Are you simply alloud to be present, trusted to observe and asked not to disrupt any flow?
Are you aloud to seek out contacts within the organization, or are your boundrys concrete?
How do you feal the Players interpret your role?
Do they take you seriously?
Are they aware of the readership that you represent?
Was that you stealing the soda?
When are you gonna do another interview with someone from with in the organization that would otherwise go unnoticed behind the sceens?
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
What kind of access do you have? What kind of limitations are there?
— same as everyone else. full locker room access. no still photos in locker room are among the limitations.
Post game, are you aloud to ask questions of Nate, or Brandon, ect.???
— yes.
Are you simply alloud to be present, trusted to observe and asked not to disrupt any flow?
— no. generally speaking, preference goes to those on deadline.
Are you aloud to seek out contacts within the organization, or are your boundrys concrete?
— yes.
How do you feal the Players interpret your role?
— they probably don’t really care but are very friendly and generally answer any questions put to them.
Do they take you seriously?
— they always respectfully answer questions. otherwise, i think they have more important things to worry about.
Are they aware of the readership that you represent?
— generally speaking they know they have a lot of fans online. just look how many ways the blazers cater to their online fans. that said, i don’t think the players differentiate their online fans into groups based on what sites they go to.
Was that you stealing the soda?
— no. i disclosed who it was at bedge night though.
When are you gonna do another interview with someone from with in the organization that would otherwise go unnoticed behind the sceens?
— that’s not a question i can answer… out of my hands.
awsome, thanks for taking the time to answer, you Big Shot you ;-)
Seriously, that’s amazing, Daves legit like a newspaper. I’m glad that your not making waves, you could really do something with this opprotunity, Maybe radio, or even get on TV, you could be a guest on Talking Ball. I think Jill is hot, although they should make her watch a season of game tape before they let her talk again.
otherwise, i think they have more important things to worry about.
this seams so obvious now that you point it out, and on so many levels, glad your in there. I probably suffer a ton of misinterpratations (I know there’s a better word) that stem from being on the outside, trying to look in through a lead window.
pa. I want Aldridges shoes
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
spelling is jacked. sorry
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
by maid tu rek on Mar 8, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
soda stealing was classic. i can't believe i didn't guess it on first try
it’s so obvious if you follow this team closely.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
yeah, prez, who was it???
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
He is hilarious
NBA team, billionaire owner, and mike stuffs his golf clubs in the plane so he can golf while away from portland (for free I might add—he pretty much only golfs if he can get a free game).
That dude is funny.
BTW—that is a pretty good guess, since Barrett claims that Rice frequently stuffs Oatmeal cookies from the media room into his pocket.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
hint:
This person was selected in the 1962 NBA Draft.
That’s all I’m gonna’ say. If you get it, brag that you’re a genius, but don’t kill the fun and blurt it out. ;-)
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
It wasn't me
I was selected in the 1958 NBA Draft. – Elgin
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Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
" " Sebastian
Bayless has that attitued we need.
by tevisthe4th on Mar 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
i love Rex’s attitued. Telfair is a punk and I’m glad Rex is standing up for Blake and Sergio
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
Rex-i-TUDE!!!!
I want to see a lot more Rex-i-TUDE from Jerryd!
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Agreed
I like our guys, they’re by and large nice people. Rex is a good guy to, but I love the fact that if it needs to be done, he will bow up
An admission: After the OKC game, I said some things. Stupid things. Things about Nate not knowing how to coach GO. It was only then I realized that I was in danger of becoming that which I most loathe - an uninformed, knee jerk fan who reacts to wins with wild delusions of championships and losses with trade and firing fodder. I will not be that fan. From this point on I will support the Blazers, the coaches and front office wholeheartedly, offering praise and criticism appropriate to the matter at hand. I will never again be "that guy".
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2/9/2009
by blazeraddict on Mar 9, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
definitely Ben
Ben was at BEN night, and was at the locker with Broy
both places had bean
coincidence? I think not.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
and BEN night should be either BE Night or just BEN...not BEN night.
that would mean Blazers Edge Night Night. Which would make a great signoff after a gameday open thread, but sucks when you’re talking about the actual Blazers Edge Night.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
he got a pretty good reception at the Minny game
I was expecting boos, but there was mild applause for him. I golf clapped.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
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It wasn't me part II: Ben the big Sergio supporter
Jerryd turned in what can only be described as his worst performance of the season. His 6 minutes were highlighted by his first possession on the court, which saw him 1) commit a careless defensive foul, 2) whistled for an unnecessary defensive 3 seconds violation (which gave away a technical foul free throw) and then 3) get posted up for a turnaround jumper by Ryan Gomes after failing to fight through a pick. His night continued with what appeared to be profanity directed towards an official after a no-call on a layup attempt and an out-of-sync pass behind a curling Travis Outlaw that squandered another possession. – From Ben’s T-Wolves recap
that quote from BE is not by Dave, but rather from Ben, who has been a big Sergio supporter. The blinders may be worn by him. – Wizenheimer, “Head Coach”, RealGM forum post
Mhm, I seem to remember posts from last fall when people here were angry about Ben insinuating Sergio’s days in Portland could be over and supporting Bayless too much, even sporting his likeness as his avatar. I could be wrong and that just didn’t translate well…
I WANT BLAZER SHOES
WHO EVER WEARS 13s. I don’t want to collect them, I want to wear them and play in them.
Who do I have to fart on to get some shoes?
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