Batum blog March 6
Part 1, from a few weeks ago
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[continuing from part 1] Afterwards, we were at Amare Stoudemire's restaurant, which is right next to the stadium. A good little restaurant.

Afterwards I participated in a clinic for kids at the Jam Session. Each Adidas player was there and we put the kids through exercises, shooting, and we played with them. And then afterwards each player signed autographs.
Next I was at Boris Diaw's place who organized a poker tournament for charity. I didn't play because it started at 1 and finished at 5, and I got there at 3:30. I don't remember who won, there weren't just basketball players there. In any case, TJ Parker went very far in the tournament. The prizes were nice: two pictures made by a painter, one of Tony [Parker], one of Boris, and Tony's shoes from the All-Star game were sold in an auction.

Saturday night I went back to the stadium to watch the contests. Well not really the crappy ones, with the old players, the Bill Laimbeers. In fact, I didn't really watch, I went to get myself food. I've realized my fantasy! When you're on the bench and you see people coming down with big trays of food, you really want some too. Since the start of the year I've really wanted to do that. So I left to get myself a sweet tray of food: nachos with cheese, chicken nuggets and lots of things.
And what was awesome Saturday night was that when you went to get yourself something, you ran into George Gervin, Magic... And best of all Scottie! Finally! I was happy. But impossible to go meet him. I didn't dare. I was blocked.
But I went to see another old player that I talked quite a bit with: Gheorghe Muresan. We were together in a suite reserved for foreign players. We talked about Pro A, we talked about Pau-Orthez. He still follows the team, he's sad for Pau. His son who's already 4 feet tall [1m30?] at 2 years old was there... Alright, I'm exaggerating, he must be 12 or something, but he's already pretty tall.
Otherwise I still followed the other contests. There was the Point Guard contest where Parker choked a bit. :) On the other hand, for the three point contest, I had made a little bet with Antoine Le Roy [from Canal Plus, which followed him for the program "Intérieur Sport]: I bet on Danny Granger and he on Kapono. On the other hand, for the dunk contest, I'd made a bet with George Eddy [again, from Canal Plus] and I went with Nate Robinson. George had chosen JR Smith.
The dunk contest was pretty close. The dunk over Howard, not bad... Robinson is impressive. There was also my teammate Rudy Fernandez. He wasn't laughable, it went well. What was too bad for the second was that in practice, he had done it passing himself the ball all by himself, and with a small windmill behind. I don't understand why he did it with Gasol, since he managed it all by himself in practice.
I know that he also had a second idea, which was to put a mask of Dwight Howard on Pau Gasol. He didn't dare do it, but it would've been awesome.
The next day, slept in. After that I did some spots for Adidas TV, which will be on the site [I assume here, but nothing is up yet]. And after I went to the game. It wasn't bad, but the Rookie Game was better. Except of course for Shaq, who was totally unreal. Absolutely awesome. And there was Britney Spears... who's better live :) But the game was below the rookie game. Afterwards I ate, then had a calm evening because the weekend was pretty intense and I had to leave Monday morning. Had to get back into regular season mode. Because the All-Star Weekend really is something else. Besides, it's exactly what we needed. With 53 games played, it's good to have a break in order to better restart. Personally, I really needed this break.
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the Dwight mask would have been awesome!!
Woof
by Charles Barkley McLovin on Mar 6, 2009 4:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
So real, love it.
My grammar goes out the window when there is more than one cider in my system. Be warned.
this kids got SACK with the way he talks
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
Really Nic
Huge Negative , Im WAYYYY HOTTER THAN BRITNEY
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
I dare say that's not an exaggeration.
Everybody seems to have found you for one of their BE night photos.
"Bayless is awesome." -Clyde Drexler
I think it helped that I was walking around constantly introducing myself to everyone!
It was a good time. But really, being hotter than Britney is not difficult.
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
you still have your hair
and dont walk around barefoot in gas station bathrooms right?
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 6, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
correct
How on Earth… worse HOW IN FRANCE could Nic LIKE Britney Spears…????//
uhhhhgggg That is sooo bad.
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
apparently she is better live
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
"Et il y avait Britney Spears… c’est mieux en vrai quand même"
I think my translation missed a bit, maybe a native frenchie could confirm, but there’s a hint of “you know, live she’s actually not that bad” to it. The “quand même” changes it a bit.
If that makes anyone feel better ;)
I don't know
You can take it both ways, as “she’s not that bad in real” or “she’s better live” or even more : “she’s so nice that it’s better to see her live”… I think he meant it like that last one………….. And found that quite disapointing, a real foul on taste…
But maybe he wasn’t talking abour her aspect, but her as an artist…. which would be even worse ! On a side note,maybe he was being polite, as he thinks it’s a general consensus that she’s a great artist or a natural beauty and that it was the thing to say not to seem killjoy (party pooper ?, I don’t know what’s the word…)
lol, he doesn't seem to concerned with being polite
Q: Do you feel the city of Portland still wants you?
A: I know this team does, the organization does. Everybody else, I don't worry about that. We worry about our family right here (in the locker room). I know I got their back and I know they're behind me.
It's not like he proclaimed his love for Britney, just that he liked to see her live
Also she is too old for him :)
Yes you are
I know that he also had a second idea, which was to put a mask of Dwight Howard on Pau Gasol. He didn’t dare do it, but it would’ve been awesome.
WOW!
Karma
i like how I said "i dont recognize you, you look nothing like your picture"
LOL
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Your understanding of french
is great #10, and you surprise me with the quality of your translation (but I think your wife is french, no ? Maybe she’s helping you a bit…) but how is it that the least prone to hesitation word is being translated strangely ? How does the 10 year old Muresan become 12 in english ?
Age isn’t like shoe size or is it ?
I wish I could blame my wife for that...
but I’m not married (far from it!). No idea how that happened, thanks for the correction though, as well as the Britney Spears explanation above.
by #10 on Mar 7, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
You help me
improve my english as i read Nicolas’ blogs in french and a lot of times I wonder how you can translate that in english, really, your work is impressive.
But how did the idea that your wife was french come to my mind (I swear i remember that, I must be crazy…) ? You only study or have studied french ? Your translations are even less easy as Batum’s writing isn’t academic, you told me before his slang isn’t hard to get but I don’t really think so as I personnaly think even some (maybe old) french people would have trouble understanding it all
The hardest part of the translations is deciding how faithful I have to be to the original text. For example, Batum says “Après” all the time, as someone said in the comments on basketsession.com, Batum isn’t going to win the nobel prize in literature, that’s for sure. Slang, if you know where to look, is no different than any other word you that have to look up (if you don’t know it already, this site is a great resource).
by #10 on Mar 7, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions

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