FACT: Rudy is our best defender
Or atleast he found a website that says so, then has some fun with it. (Its under the stone-face-killer segment)
almost 3 years ago
Devenex
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There is no way he writes this stuff himself
it is too funny, Example A. The first 2 paragraphs:
The News of the Bad: Months ago, in the preseasoning, I scored a 3 that was a clincher. As I came off the court, my mate Martell Webster enthused, "You are a stone-faced killah!"
Pleased and confused, I agreed.
But as of our most recent match, my percentage on the 3-point shooting plummeted to 38%. From Martell’s expression now, I can see that my stone-faced killah status has been adjusted. At best, I am now a person possessing unacted-upon homicidal impulses who can temporarily keep his face expressionless.
yea the website lists it as the hypothetical and unofficious blog of rudy fernandez
so funny though
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Yeah, the blogger isn´t Spanish but a guy using google translator.
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
This guys gets an A+
That blog is pure genius.
"It's like, 'Urrrrrrgh!'" Rodriguez says, his cupped hands turning into fists. "It is a good feeling. Good feeling."




















