FACT: Rudy is our best defender
Or atleast he found a website that says so, then has some fun with it. (Its under the stone-face-killer segment)
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There is no way he writes this stuff himself
it is too funny, Example A. The first 2 paragraphs:
The News of the Bad: Months ago, in the preseasoning, I scored a 3 that was a clincher. As I came off the court, my mate Martell Webster enthused, "You are a stone-faced killah!"
Pleased and confused, I agreed.
But as of our most recent match, my percentage on the 3-point shooting plummeted to 38%. From Martell’s expression now, I can see that my stone-faced killah status has been adjusted. At best, I am now a person possessing unacted-upon homicidal impulses who can temporarily keep his face expressionless.
by usmcr3049 on Mar 4, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
yea the website lists it as the hypothetical and unofficious blog of rudy fernandez
so funny though
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
by idoltime on Mar 4, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the blogger isn´t Spanish but a guy using google translator.
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
by amlmart1 on Mar 6, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This guys gets an A+
That blog is pure genius.
"It's like, 'Urrrrrrgh!'" Rodriguez says, his cupped hands turning into fists. "It is a good feeling. Good feeling."
by sergioFTW on Mar 4, 2009 3:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He is so funny
I need to remember to read his stuff more often
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Mar 5, 2009 12:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
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