Junk Drawer March 3rd, 2009
by Sabonis4Ever on Mar 3, 2009 2:51 AM PST
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PrintBedge history lession. Here is the first junk drawer ever.
This is a new idea...a daily fanpost where you can put all of your thoughts that maybe don't require full fanposts of their own but still would make interesting discussion. As long as the general site civility rules are followed I see no pressing need to keep comments here strictly on-topic either. It's called the "Junk Drawer" after all. That means you can get a little wacky.
We'll see how it goes. If we get enough comments and if this allows more fanposts to stay on the front page longer we'll keep it up.
--Dave
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i really like cake and cookies but i voted for cookies because i like them a little but more than cake.
i don’t like ice cream at all!!!
v2
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 2:53 AM PST reply actions
did anyone watch the very first
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon?
i thought it was ok. i like Conan better but Fallon will do…
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 2:54 AM PST reply actions
Don't compare rookies and veterans :)
Conan and Leno sucked when they started out. Conan became good in his third season if I remember correctly. It’s not really fair to compare a new late night host with an established one. It’s probably not even fair to instantly compare the aforementioned Conan and Leno when he takes over.
Proud Odensheeple
You're right...
once Fallon has a year or two under his belt, the wrinkles will be ironed out and he should be a fine talk show host. seemed pretty nervous tonight; sweaty. had every right to be too!
Do you know when Conan takes over for Leno?
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:23 AM PST up reply actions
You are half birthday?
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
which is much better than
After-birth day
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Oh snap
I know the difference too. That’s what makes it soooooooo wrong. Your not nice for picking on me.
I know you know..
that’s why I brung the hammer down.
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
I saw it
If sabonis didn’t write this here junk drawer, I was going to write one axing favorite Van Morrison song, favorite dessert and I was going to add a poll axing if they were going to the Agency.
Well you shouldn't have told me to write one if you wanted to make one
Shouldn’t you be on a plane or something?
Karma
I'm at work and fly out tonight
I thought you might have gone to bed. It ain’t no big thang. Junk Drawers are for the people.
the title.
it had an unspeakable word in it!
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 2:55 AM PST up reply actions
i see what you did there
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 2:59 AM PST up reply actions
karma
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe my post on arrogance in sport with an example from cross-country skiing should have been a junk drawer :)
At least I link it here again: http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/3/2/776280/arrogance-in-sport
I knew I should have put in this tangent to get more discussion, but I wanted to keep the focus on athletes and their actual behavior, and not what some journalists and opposing fans think:
“The bully-boy bluff ends now because the Portland Trail Blazers always were without the guts to file a lawsuit over Darius Miles. Their threatening email had been a desperate final act of a franchise awash in arrogance. Blazers officials hoped the threat of Paul Allen’s riches could scare the NBA. Mostly, it made everyone laugh.” – Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo! Sports
Proud Odensheeple
Just kidding friend
I haven’t read your fanpost yet, I’ll go check it out. I see it already has 31 comments, that’s not bad.
Can you name these newscasters?
One hint. E isn’t a Hawaiian newscaster and F is a former newscaster. All the rest are currently on the Hawaii News. G is doing the weather as I post this. I think D is my favorite.
Connie Chung. all of them.
‘cept that alaskan chick. that’s your mom.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:32 AM PST up reply actions
link?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
nevermind, i found them
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
you perv
:)~ and by perv I mean… typical male….. lol
by hisblazergrrrl on Mar 3, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
they werent even good
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
http://lol
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
It made me think of a banana split...
…cause that’s my favorite.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 3, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
C used to have a super sexy Facebook photo
She had blond highlights and it looked like a college photo, now it’s a dumb photo of her and a guy with some dolphins.
I have a spot in my heart for Channel 8’s Katherine Cook. Her dimples also fit in that spot.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
the clef chin kills it for me
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Very nice
There won't be clean officiating in the NBA until David Stern is forcibly removed by the US Congress in 2013 for fixing games.
by 123_G.O._RipCity on Mar 3, 2009 3:55 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if that's 'Shopped or real
funny either way
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
That's hilarious.
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
Maybe you´ll like this video if you haven´t seen it before:
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
A) Grace Lee
B) Trini Kaopuiki
C) Mari Ela David
D) Stephanie Lum
E) Mélissa Theuriau
F) Joann shin
G) Sherrie Shima
H) Tannya Joaquin
I still think Anna Song has all their numbers
"All humans are hypocrites. The dumb humans are the ones that cant recognize this fact."-- Sophia
close...
but no cigar. I was even taking Anna dating Canzano into consideration. But, to each his own, my friend.
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a
could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be
a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-
have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." -- Milton Berle
i agree with tom on this one
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Hey, its all good
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a
could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be
a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-
have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." -- Milton Berle
WAIT! SOMEONE'S DATING CANZANO!?!?!
is this someone that Canzano met doing Prison Ministry or something?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
Rosanna Palmino
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
I'm a Googlin
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
aka rosie palmer
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
link
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rosie+palmer
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
lol who the heck would name their kid Rosie Palmer
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rosie-Palmer/1135580312
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
b is straight rugged,
she gets left at the bus stop if i’m driving
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
she didnt milf well
obviously, i’de probably feel stupid talking like that irl face to face with her, but compared to all the others, she comes in last place like the lions
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
She is one of the dumbest newscasters I've ever watched
She says the dumbest stuff.
This gave KHON weather woman Trini Kaopuiki a chance to share some of her tongue slips. Real gems too:
"National Weather Cervix." (Service)
"Murderers are encouraged to stay indoors." (Motorists)
http://www.talkstink.com/2005/09/29/khons-trini-kaopuiki-slips-us-some-tongue/
a female Burgandy?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
that was a super short story, lol @ talk stink
how much cred does that sight get there in hawii?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
sure ...
a: Chesty Asian
b: Melissa Widejaw
c: Jesus H. Christ (walks on water)
d: Satan
e: Honre D’Balzac
f: Frogface Fish
g: Satan, Chesty Asian and Frogface Fish all melted into one
h: Wendy Carlos
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Mar 3, 2009 7:34 AM PST up reply actions
i dont know how to read french,
so to me, in my head, I read it as Honer Da Ballsack
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
here he is
Pronounced: On-ray De Ball Zak … and cue the testicle jokes now
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Mar 3, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
oh yeah, ive heard of this guy before, I read that wiki article.
I would actually like to read something from him but don’t know if theres any credible translations out there. Also, I’m not sure if a translated version would do proper justice. And lastly, I’de like someone whoes read a few of his offerings to guide me to the “the old man and the sea” version, you know the easiest to digest.
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
I've never read any, but I had a girlfriend once who loved it.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Mar 3, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions
I'll take A, D, F & G ftw.
So what’s their name’s? That’d be polite to ask anyway
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Oh I guess I have to scroll...got 'em!
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
I have bad memories from that movie.
not because of the movie, but because i watched that movie the night my grandpa died, so now i associate Willow with death.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:44 AM PST up reply actions
i can dig em.
i used to watch little people big world. hobbits are awesome, too.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:50 AM PST up reply actions
Willow is cool in the beginning
One of my favorite things to see is them running. That’s probably not PC of me and I am sorry.
There is a great scene in the beginning where a whole village of little people are running from a rat-dog.
Willow is my favorite Val Kilmer movie ever
And that’s saying a lot. Norsk makes an appearance.
Karma
DUDE!
Tombstone?!
!!!!!!!!
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:55 AM PST up reply actions
Heat...
‘Zo Mourning’s fav movie.
lame joke.
lamest joke anyone has ever told actually.
i apologize.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions
I wish that asteroid had killed us all to spare us from this comment
Karma
by Sabonis4Ever on Mar 3, 2009 4:02 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
gotta rec that.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions
Batman Forever
There won't be clean officiating in the NBA until David Stern is forcibly removed by the US Congress in 2013 for fixing games.
by 123_G.O._RipCity on Mar 3, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions
a poor attempt at a joke
There won't be clean officiating in the NBA until David Stern is forcibly removed by the US Congress in 2013 for fixing games.
by 123_G.O._RipCity on Mar 3, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha
now that i know you were being sarcastic it is funny.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 4:04 AM PST up reply actions
I got worried that everyone might think that was serious
Actually Tombstone is my favorite Val Kilmer movie
There won't be clean officiating in the NBA until David Stern is forcibly removed by the US Congress in 2013 for fixing games.
by 123_G.O._RipCity on Mar 3, 2009 4:06 AM PST up reply actions
Did you hear we almost would have been wiped out like the T-Rex?
An asteroid with a diameter of 35 meter (bigger than the one in Tunguska a hundred years ago) passed the Earth yesterday in under 45’000 miles distance. Astronomically that’s like a grazing shot. “Scientists” had already calculated it would pass the earth, so there was no cause for alarm. As if they could have done something if there was…
Proud Odensheeple
they could have done a suicide mission like in that one movie
where all the astronauts go up there and land on the meteor and blow it up. what is that movie called?
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:48 AM PST up reply actions
hahaaa.
i read somewhere that there is an asteroid that is gonna hit earth in like 30 years or something. can’t remember where i read it, but i hope it’s not true.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 3:52 AM PST up reply actions
99942 Apophis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis
Chance of a collision has dropped dramatically from 1:5,500 to 1:45,000.
actually no
It’s not unrealistic. I can’t tell you about it, but me and Bruce Willis have already gone on a top secret mission and nuked an asteroid that would have destroyed earth and we had to die to get the nuke to go off. We are both dead because that movie sucked so hard….
I mean, cause we’re patriots.
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Mar 4, 2009 1:24 AM PST up reply actions
nice picture of gregs bone chip
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
by maid tu rek on Mar 3, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
did you make it to the gym yet?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Went yesterday
Got a nice workout in. The New Years resolutionists are finally losing interest so the crowds have thinned a little.
i keep telling myself that i should start lifting again
but im REALLY good at excuses
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
I worked out an hour and a half today
and by worked out I mean listened to the last week’s worth of around the horn while riding the stationary bike on the lowest difficulty possible.
I really should have just turned the difficulty up and I could have been out of there in 20 minutes.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
homework is done.
no all-nighter tonight.
God bless the whole lot of ya.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 3, 2009 4:09 AM PST reply actions
Nobody admits to having been to the Preike
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 5:38 AM PST up reply actions
No jiving - I've been there, or near there
the hike to it was canceled because of a blizzard
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 5:49 AM PST up reply actions
It one of dozens of Natural Wonders I've missed because of bad weather or a bad car
Grand Canyon: blown radiator hose
Waimea Canyon: Tropical Storm forced down plane
Mt. Athos: Killer Greek smog alert
and more… don’t take me on holiday. I’m bad luck
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 6:01 AM PST up reply actions
have you ever seen
The Truman Show? I hate to spoil it… but… you’re on TV! And those places don’t really exist.
From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.
I base jump from there every summer
Just kidding, but yes. The Lysefjord is a very nice area.
Proud Odensheeple
I went there recently when staying with my girlfriend in Bergen.
We travelled south for a good six hours and camped over night just to see it. Absoloutely worth it. Must be an hour and a half walk through some pretty hilly terrain (we walked pretty fast) but when you get there the view knocks it out of you more than the hike. We (rather illegally) took camping equipment and had ourselves a victory meal.
And Lysefjorden is nice, Stavanger is yucky.
by BeloHorizante on Mar 3, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
I have a whole bunch of photos like it
I was nervous taking them, that’s a 700m drop into the fjord over that edge.
Girlfriend + High Edge =Unknown Terror
by BeloHorizante on Mar 3, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
Yowser -- that's beautiful
It’s like the western end of the Columbia Gorge on steroids, to put it mildly.
Ever been to the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland? Not quite as high, but all along the coast is also a nice walk
Proud Odensheeple
Looks a little slippery, to me!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 3, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
I'm Flagging this Junk Drawer
there are too many useful and interesting informations in it. The real point of the junk drawer is to quarantine certain types, well represented above, from the rest of us, a Kalaupapa Peninsula, with Norsktroll as Father Damien; or maybe to serve as the folding table at Thanksgiving dinner where the kids sit so they don’t disturb the conversation at the adult table with inanities.
that Willow thread should be a fanshot, for starters
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
Anyone like red velvet cake?
My wife’s birthday was in late January and someone gave her a body wash/shampoo that smells like red velvet cake. I normally use a stinky shampoo with the main ingredient of coal tar. It really is stinky so I like to mix it up and use my wife’s products every now and then. The red velvet cake shampoo doesn’t really smell like red velvet cake until I use it. Once, I get lathered up (Shout out to Snapper), the smell of red velvet cake is intense. Each time I use the shampoo I get hungry for red velvet cake and I’ve been craving red velvet cake for almost a month. I find that peculiar since I’m not a dessert person.
The "red" in Red Velvet Cake....
is produced by crushing the carapice of beetles producing a blood red color……also avoid strawberry yogurt
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I found this out at a victorian sweet factory as a young rapscallion
by BeloHorizante on Mar 3, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
I saw it on the Food Network
Who’s the smart one now??
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
not the food network, that kinda stuff should be kept secret
i dunno wanna know
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Murdermer might kill you for this
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
hav u?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
If you're a Halo fan (or even if you're not)
THIS is pretty cool.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
lol, its been loading for 7 minutes now, and i only have a third so far
but i have enough to know its worth the wait
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
where did you find it?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
lol crooks pass fake 20s to buy girl scout cookies
how mean.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
great, now im gonna have some six year old, pig tailed brat pulling out the yellow marker looking at me foul while she checks my bill
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
That should make him happy - there are not many better cities to live in if you are gay and on drugs and alcohol
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
what is alchohol?
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a
could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be
a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might-
have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." -- Milton Berle
One of many variations of how maid tu rek spells alcohol
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
He's too drunk and depressed to spell
and he’s not even in Portland. Just thinking about Portland mucks up his posting
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions
At least it's not on the "top" in suicide and crime
How can you be unhappy in Jacksonville, Florida? People who hate warm sunny weather?
Proud Odensheeple
Lots of military people there
That might have something to do with the suicide rate. Crime, I dunno.
Yea! We're number 1 for anti-depressants!
I’m not sure how that makes us the unhappiest, though. The logic is failing me. If we’re using all those drugs, shouldn’t we be a little happier?
One thing for sure. The city ought to slip more Prozac into the water supply around the trade deadline.
yeah, but that's business week
They are all tools and so are their readers…
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Mar 4, 2009 1:25 AM PST up reply actions
what airline should we fly from Hong Kong to Bali in April?
1. Airforce One
2. Marine One
3. Blazers Charter Flight
4. Something realistic?
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Marine One is a helicopter, right?
Would have a tough time making it. Replace that with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on your list
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 3, 2009 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
... Speaking of sex changes ...
I found out a friend of mine from college is now a woman.
Guy, chick, whatever … but the picture kinda looks freaky. A much better looking man than woman.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
lol, were we talking about that?
so now im curious, how will this effect your relationship with said friend? how did you come by this discovery? Was it first hand via conversation, or third party?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Shaq wears Superman pajama pants to practice.
Sports Illustrated asked O’Neal-who sports a Superman tattoo and often wears Superman pajama bottoms to practice-whether Howard’s Superman shtick bothered him. "Doesn’t bother me. I can’t be impressed by something I invented in ’92
Really Shaq? You invented wearing superman pajama bottoms? I’m pretty sure teenage girls were doing that years before you started.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 3, 2009 7:43 AM PST reply actions
Shaq is a lot like a teen age girl.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Mar 3, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions
He also had this little gem.
‘I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,’ O’Neal said. ’I’m going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before — make him quit. Make ‘em quit and complain. It’s what I do.’
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 3, 2009 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
have a seat, right over there
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
there not dumb, there priorities are different
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
i no a foreteen year old boy that watches blazer games with me, hes pretty smart, just not worldly
his priorities are very different from my own. but the 13, 14, and 15 year old girls that come around to say hi to him and the other young guys there playing basket ball are pretty dumb, so yeah, i guess ur right
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
Isn't that a really funny name for a sexual entrapment show?
don’t want to see your mug on Dateline NBC w/ Christopher Hansen
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
lol
a sexual entrapment game show… it’s hard to tell if you want to win or lose… there’s a benefit either way
“The issue here is Durant’s defense–he makes the Thunder 2.7 points per 100 possessions better offensively, but Durant costs the Thunder a whopping 9.1 points per 100 possessions on defense. This is consistent with last year, when +/- found him to be the worst defender in the League.”-SLAM.com
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 3, 2009 8:08 AM PST reply actions
the comments didnt love that article much
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
I love cheesecake
Jerryd Bayless, where, "hang-time-wait-more-hang-time-and-you-just-fouled-me" happens.
by itwittertolustjerryd on Mar 3, 2009 8:46 AM PST reply actions
ben?
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
S4E
you gonna be at the agency on Thurs?
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
yes actually.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
care to share?
dang, more pressure on the rest of us…not only do we have Ben analyzing our shoes, but knowledgeable female fans who will be wearing and potentially judging our shoes. which i take happens anyways regardless of any situation…
money don’t make the man, shoes do.
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
yeah
they are white and red air forces
i cant wear heals yet unfortunately.
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
oops (meant for you sabas) are you gonna wear Bball shoes for Ben?
actually, i guess that’s a good question for everyone…is Ben mandating bball shoes to the Agency?
i need to find my LA Gear and fake sig his name.
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
Who voted for McCain???
http://www.propeller.com/story/2009/03/01/porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers/
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
funniest quote from the comments
Maybe it’s because more of them can afford it. I’m sure if they were giving it away, the results would be different.
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
a lot of people i know voted for McCain to hide their porness
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
Is that what naked people have ??
Porn-ness
or maybe Pore-ness
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Tom you are jumping the gun
International Women’s Day isn’t until the 8th
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Women’s_Day
My husband gets International Women's Day off
One of the benefits of working with a bunch of commie feminists.
dang I want to work there BAD!
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Where does your husband work?
I have never heard of International Women’s Day being celebrated outside of the former USSR?
I was talking about comets today
and the Hale-Bopp comet came up… reminded me of the mass cult suicide. Talk about a tragedy.
acquire andre iguodala
Talk about a bummer comment.
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
Wedlocked
I found a note on my car today from the transportation coordinator of the film Wedlocked and they want to use my car as “one of the main picture cars in the movie.” I’m not sure what that means, but I called the guy so see what is up. If it is legit, and I don’t know why it wouldn’t be, it would be cool if I could get them to fix all the rust on my car.
That movie sounds like a monster hit. Some guy I never heard of an a woman with great legs from American Idol.
They probably want the rust
it would be real cool if they wanted to jump stuff in it…..like The Duke Boys in the General Lee….that would be awesome….of course the car would be toast after….but what the hell…it ain’t my car!!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
69 Firebird convrt
not quite a Trans Am….but in the ballpark
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds really cool
I’d see the movie just so I could say “Look! Tom’s car!” a whole bunch of times in the theater. Loudly.
A friend of mine let a movie company use the exterior of her house for a few scenes. They paid her good money and left her house and yard looking really spiffy.
What is more scary?
That I am speculating about the color of your butt…or that I know what color your car is?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
You out-creeped me...on accident I hope
since my first name is Ted……have you been peakin’ thru my IP’s?
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
that would be sweet
tell them they have to pay you full blue book + some free blazer tickets
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
Hey I have been thinking about different interesting plays
that Nate has called, or could potentially call in the future.
This was all triggered by one play that Nate called that I thought was ingenious, having Brandon post up Bowen. It makes total sense right? On the perimeter Bowen is really smart, stays in front of his man and spends the entire game staring at his assignments elbows. But Brandon with his back to the basket is unstoppable against Bowen. It isn’t even fair. I just loved that call, and it would work against Battier as well. Not Artest at all, but still I thought it was really nice. He pulled Channing up to the top of the key with LA on the weakside block and Travis in the weakside corner. It was great.
Another nice series of plays in that game I thought was nice was the 2-1-2 with Rudy running the baseline and Travis as the high post. While the shots didn’t go, they were still open and good looks, and that’s really all you can ask for. Has anybody else noticed a few plays Nate has called that are really out of the box and smart?
From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.
Nate hasn't called this play yet, but he should
On and out of bounds play he has Pryz get on his hands and knees and start barking like a dog (or some other noises to distract the opponent). While the opponents are distracted, Rudy runs and jumps off of Pryz’s back and catches an alley-oop.
This play is guaranteed to work.
+92
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
When Bowen was guarding Rudy
Nate missed his chance. He should have had Rudy running him of a series of screens ….just over and over again…I was at the game and was yelling at Rudy to “run him to death!!!” …but no go (PS…my wife had no idea what I was yelling about)
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
That’s great. The classic Barkley-Barfing offense. haha…
From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.
Exactly....in fact
whoever is being guarded by Bowen should do exactly the same thing. Sucks getting old!
"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii
by 92wastheyear on Mar 3, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
The one that really jumps out at me . . .
The lineup against Boston with Bayless, Blake, Trout, Rudy, LMA, and Oden. That was out of the box. My favorite play of the year.
dude
If we played that line up all year we be up, like, another 2 or 3 games…
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
by Eat Politicians on Mar 4, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions
I'd like to see one where..
they inbound the basketball by whipping it hard against Bowen’s head and then punch him in said head.
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
I want to see Greg and LMA screen for Brandon at the top of the 3 point line
One on each side. When Brandon goes around LMA stays put for the jumper, Greg follows Brandon to the hoop for the dump off or rebound. Brandon lays it up or kicks to the wing for whoever’s defender crashed to help out.
Karma
A re-post from the very first Junk Drawer
I´ve asked Paco more for caricatures.
Blazer roster´s butts caricatures. Do you have the 15 real butts photos or models?. I have Rudy´s butt and we´ll do a photo, so I only need 14 more. Once we have all the caricatures we´ll do a butt caricature contest. Everybody will send the photo of his butt to Dave who will post them in the main page between the players butts (this will get national even worldwide attention to the blog ). The contender who match more photos and caricatures wins the contest. Special Nate´s butt caricature prize for the contender who guess what´s Dave´s butt, so we can finally have his photo and recognize him.
The Midnight Rambler
by amlmart1 on Jul 1, 2008 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang, I must’ve missed this contest.
by Corvid on Mar 3, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
i cant believe that didn't get any reks
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
yeah they do....i seriously sat for at least a good 15 minutes in my seat after that lame ending
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
you're too nervous...and... it makes me nervous... and i can't shout at people at a game we're not...wassup?
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
you should start a game thread for this, it would be cool
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
maid tu rek, we so lazy we forgot we can do it ourselves..hahaah but will wait for Snaker
Yes on Proposition #9 (RLEC must go!!!!)
sabonis breaking backboard
http://www.blinkx.com/video/sabonis-shattering-backboard/P6pYdYI8kQGEGS57-f7_6g
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
oden needs to learn this pass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZSuksGMJY8
I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.
i love watching sabonis vids
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
'cept this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKLmrmAg84&feature=related
Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212
http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html
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