The Real Reason I LOVE Jerryd Bayless
He was asked along with other Blazers, "Who would you pay to watch play?" His answer, "I can't say. They're my opponents." LOVE IT!!!!
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Ahhhhh, at last...sanity has returned
All’s right in the world
by parkinglotj on Mar 29, 2009 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw that too...
I think the only way to answer that is how Bayless did or choose someone outside of basketball or retired. I do love the guy’s competitiveness.
by JasonT on Mar 29, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO at Batum wanting to be on Jerry Springer
I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
by cloudydays on Mar 29, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He wants to beat guys up. Tough cookie
by Norsktroll on Mar 30, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love it that pippen is his favorite player. good batum.
"In general, I hate the snap judgments. I hate the rush to predict things. I hate the sports culture that can't think of anything to say unless it is predicting things. I dislike the over-hyping and the following angst-ridden crashes. I dislike the overdrawn, over-simplified, nuance-free generalizations that sprout like weeds over the conversational landscape because accuracy and fairness and truth don't fit as neatly between commercials or quote as easily around the water cooler."
-Dave
by wwKPd on Mar 30, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i agree
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
by Portland89 on Mar 31, 2009 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate McMillian was quoted as saying that he's "an [Anderson Cooper] 360 guy."
That definitely has an underlying meaning to it, although I doubt that McMillan swings both ways.
Ah, yes, almost nothing is more amusing to me than a hilarious double entendre.
by AK1984 on Mar 29, 2009 11:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a bit of a stretch don't you think?
Oderint dum metuant
by WhiteRabbit on Mar 29, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Calling himself a “360 guy” and admiring Anderson Cooper in the same thought. Haha, that’s funny. Nice “catch” AK!
by tominrehab on Mar 30, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he was a 360 guy, wouldnt he be straight again?
just sayin.. a 180 guy would be more of an entendre
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha channing
goin’ for the free beer.
Tweet me!
by prezofdeath on Mar 30, 2009 1:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tominhawaii
TV: The View.
Cereal: Breakfast/never.
Twitter: I don’t get it, but I got it.
No hoops: “Probably working with computers or something like that.”
$: “LeBron, since I haven’t seen him in person.”
Person: Mortimer
You have to pwactice.
by tominhawaii on Mar 30, 2009 3:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LetsBlaze
TV: The Daily Show
Cereal: Main food group
Twitter: “Right now I’m rolling my eyes at some lame BB argument”
No Hoops: Would probably do more of what I get paid for
$: any NBA’er abusing armchair homer on court for 5 minutes
Person: too many favorites – -
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 3:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AK1984
TV: How I Met Your Mother …
Cereal: Whenever …
Twitter: Pointless …
No Hoops: Unemployment …
$: Becky Hammon
Person: Eddie Vedder
by AK1984 on Mar 30, 2009 4:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bskey
TV: The Wire, best show ever.
Ceral: Midnight snack
Twitter: No
No Hoops: Recieve less elbows to the face
$: Prime Sabonis…if only….
Person: Terry Bradshaw
by Bskey on Mar 30, 2009 4:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marvin100
TV: Um, no. Hi-fi.
Cereal: right now! (heritage grains w/ dried cranberries)
Twitter: for the birds
No Hoops: more music
$: Mark Cuban
Person: Cornelius Cardew
by Marvin100 on Mar 30, 2009 7:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi-fi?
Audio geek time. Tubes or solid-state?
by DonkeyShins on Mar 30, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid state--equivalent quality with tubes would be prohibitively expensive. And I'm not really an audiophile, just a music lover.
Right now I’m listening to Luigi Nono – la lontananza nostalgica utopica futura & it sounds SO SO SO GREAT
by Marvin100 on Mar 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So not an audiophile
I just love music. I just happen to build my own tube amps. The music I listen to would definitely not be ‘audiophile approved’.
by DonkeyShins on Mar 30, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, good: audiophiles listen to the most atrocious music possible.
np: John Tilbury – Triadic Memories (Morton Feldman)
SOUNDS SO GOOD
by Marvin100 on Apr 1, 2009 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you Joel. I think that should be a new signature
Twitter: “Pffff. I didn’t even know about it until the other day and I don’t really care. I think it’s kinda stupid.”
by Norsktroll on Mar 30, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
All of Joel's comments ruled
Loved ‘Family Guy’ and ‘Elementary School Teacher’ references.
by DonkeyShins on Mar 30, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thomasikehara
TV: Seinfeld
Cereal: anytime
Twitter: no
no hoops: going to college
$: game seven of the nba finals at the RG
person: Jesus
bayless leaves over my dead body
by thomasikehara on Mar 30, 2009 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to play Shav in table tennis...
I would own him
I didn't mean to turn you on
by dukedee on Mar 30, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the table tennis stuff is news to me...I wonder if the amazing wing span helps
I’m gonna hafta see if he was serious…(somehow doubt it heavily)…
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he wanted to tease Bayless and Quick, who both claim to be good at it
by Norsktroll on Mar 30, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd crush them both!
And Shav has mentioned TT before.
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of you
have any idea how to play table tennis. I rule. See my sig and e-mail me. I’ll show you how it’s REALLY played.
Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.
by TTRocks on Mar 30, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, c'mon
I’m harmless. I just love the game and enjoy showing people that it’s a real sport, not just something where you bat a little ball around down in the basement. It’d be fun.
Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.
by TTRocks on Mar 31, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jiggamant
TV: Scrubs (Cox is a father figure to me)
Cereal: not often, so breakfast
Twitter: facebook and BEdge is quite enough right now
No Hoops: I’d be in the NFL as a wideout or tightend, you know, making plays
$: Pistol Pete
Person: Bear Grylls
Tony Luftman Is an Animatronic Robot created by Cyberdyne Industries for the purpose of the destruction of the entire human race, no one shall be spared.
by Jiggamant on Mar 30, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOWINE
TV Life On Mars
Cereal: Oatmeal
twitter Who cares !
NO Hoops… World Cup Goalie
Who would you pay to watch play? Tiger Woods
Who’s the person you’d most like to meet (dead or alive)? John Wooden/ Pistol Pete
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot." - Bill Russell
by NOWINE on Mar 30, 2009 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
could you imagine
rolling into school on you first day of 3rd grade and seeing all 7 feet of Joel standing by the caulk board welcoming you as a new year begins. SCARY
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
ruffin from ruffin leaves ruffin
you gotta have somethin…
by farmboy on Mar 30, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
only thing scarier would be Greg as your Dentist...
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zaig
TV: Heroes- Let he hadoken people
Ceral: Oatmeal, always
Twitter: Don’t use
No Hoops: Same thing I do now
Pay to watch: Magic Johnson in his prime
Meet: Rebecca Harlow!
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Z I met Rebecca in Memphis and she's as nice as she is pretty
and she was bright and articulate too….was wondering if there was just a style over substance thing going on there, but not at all…
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough, she went to Yale.
Not that I think she’s particularly dim (though she needs to work on those interview skills) but still surprising. She was a sprinter there as well.
by ArbyOSU on Mar 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interviewing players after the game is such a hard task though.
1. They’re tired
2. If they win the questions are fluff, if they lose the player doesn’t wanna get too into it anyway
3. There’s only like 10 questions you can really ask
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought it was Princeton......
Give 'Em The Chump!
by kpfor3 on Mar 31, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you reaching the point
Where you will keep following the Blazers even after Shav is gone?
My self talk is that you will because the Blazers are pimp. My self talk also states that Ruffin keeps playing so that Nate has another old man to say “that’s right” and just point at rookie mistakes and say “duh.” Beyond that Shav is good enough to play in the NBA but not old enough to play on the Blazers that’s why he’ll move to Indiana this summer.
You have to pwactice.
by tominhawaii on Mar 30, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well if I'm successful in my next Memphis trip I'll have other patients on this roster
so I’ll be around regardless…
If he’s elsewhere and I can’t secure other Blazers as patients, I will have at least 2 occasions to Bedge – - -if not more if he’s in the west…
I still keep up on things in Sixer-land a little just from having seen so many of their games last year…Portland is a MUCH more interesting team (although Thad Y, Louis williams and AI2 are fun to watch)…
The continuing development of the Blazers young team should be a top-line story in the NBA for the next five years at least…the core group won’t peak for at least another 3+,
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So my issues
-Shavlik Randolph
TV: (laughs) “I’d do a kissing scene with Blake Lively of "Gossip Girl.”
Isn’t she like 15? That’s messed up Shav!
-Nicolas Batum
TV: The Jerry Springer Show.
Oh come on Nic, you’re better than that.
-Travis Outlaw
TV: Tyler Perry’s House of Payne.
WORST… SHOW… EVER…
-Rudy Fernandez
TV: “Nothing on American TV.”
Person: “My girlfriend”
Brutal… and suckup!
-Joel Przybilla
TV: “Family Guy. I love that show.”
Yes Joel!
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and fine, too!
looked her up to make sure my buddy wasn’t settin up for another media disaster…lol
"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez
by LetsBlaze on Mar 30, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, shows how much I know
Who is that 15 year old that everyone loves? I thought she was from Gossip Girl, but mebe not!
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is bugging me
Something Momsen? Her last initial is M, that’s all I know!
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hannah Montana?
aka Miley cyrus aka the next Lindsay "Crackhead slut’ lohan?
Rip City Baby...People have no idea what is coming.
Follow my twitter www.twitter.com/PDXBlazersFTW, @PDXBlazersFTW. Lots of random Blazer Posts from links I find around the blogosphere.
by lanepete on Mar 30, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
16 minutes with the 16-year-old Miley Cyrus would be worth 16 years in federal prison.
Yes, folks, that’s just a joke. As the great comedians say, however, there’s truth in humor.
by AK1984 on Mar 30, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
great response from Nic
You pulled the trigger Kevin. Now you & Mr. Allen must do everything possible to help him succeed. A mentor like Ewing or Olajuwon would be a good start. A franchise PG ? Mike Conley? Lets get it done !
Positive Vibes For Oden
by Air Norv on Mar 30, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honorary Blazers Survey about myself like above for purpose of self-aggrandizing
TV: Burn Notice
Cereal: Rarely
Twitter: The youngins all seem to love it.
No hoops: I’d be a weight guesser at the carnival. “……..a lot.”
$: Got to see LeBron this year. Wish I would have seen Jordan.
Person: Jimi Hendrix…….just cause I have NO idea what would happen.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Mar 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burn Notice is awesome!
Needs a theme song though.
by Zaig on Mar 30, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oof
That guy is the definition of overacting :P
You pulled the trigger Kevin. Now you & Mr. Allen must do everything possible to help him succeed. A mentor like Ewing or Olajuwon would be a good start. A franchise PG ? Mike Conley? Lets get it done !
Positive Vibes For Oden
by Air Norv on Mar 30, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meeting Jimi hendrix?
Person: Jimi Hendrix…….just cause I have NO idea what would happen.
You’d drop some acid, and have a pretty interesting time im sure.
Rip City Baby...People have no idea what is coming.
Follow my twitter www.twitter.com/PDXBlazersFTW, @PDXBlazersFTW. Lots of random Blazer Posts from links I find around the blogosphere.
by lanepete on Mar 30, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figure it would be something like that.....
Or we might drink some tea and discuss the weather.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Mar 30, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Oden's Raven
TV: Battlestar Galactica (before it went off the air this month)
Cereal: anytime of the day
Twitter: nah, too much of something aint good
No Hoops: professional model
$: Prince, Led Zeppelin, Tiger Woods, LeBron, Miguel Cotto, Roy Jones in his prime
Person: Alexander the Great
Other than death and taxes, only 4 things in this world are indisputable:
Brandon Roy is the BEST player in the NBA in the clutch.
Montana to Rice were the greatest to ever play the game.
The Four Horsemen of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery were unstoppable.
No one protects the pipes like Luongo.
by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 30, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 on BSG
Although most likely you’d end up being “Massacred Colonist # 7,000,000,001”
by DonkeyShins on Mar 30, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Daddy
TV: Northern Exposure
Cereal: Anytime
Twitter: Couldn’t care less about what happened to you 10 minutes ago…make a fanost if it’s that great
No hoops: Still Drinking Beer
$: Muhammad Ali
Person: Socrates
...things go well I might be showing my O face...O...O...O...you know what I'm talking about.
by Matt Daddy on Mar 30, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fund A Mental
TV:
Cereal: Anytime, but hardly ever
Twitter: I just signed up, but Ben is the only one who sends me anything! Jury is still out
No hoops: Professional Beer Connoisseur (I might work with Frye, as long as he agreed that IPA is the most amazing style of beer)
$: The Blazers win a title
Person: Muhammad Ali, Gandhi, or Bruce Lee
"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams
"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer
by Fund A Mental on Mar 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
TV: Entourage
"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams
"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer
by Fund A Mental on Mar 30, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
22baylor
TV: Can’t get excited about any of it.
Cereal: Cream of Rice; and a mix of mostly Wheat Chex with some Frosted Mini Wheats on top.
Twitter: TMI
No hoops: Let’s jam!
$: Elgin Baylor, duh
Person: Miles Davis
Blazers win BDL 2 on 2 tournament!
Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
by 22baylor on Mar 30, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TV: Arrested Development
Ceral: Frosted Mini Wheats
Twitter: Great, another AIM, ICQ, Myspace, Facebook… NO!
No Hoops: Online Gaming
$: Blazers Binging home the title after a finals win at the RG. Can you say rush the floor?
Person: Bill Gates
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
by Blazer on Mar 30, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
From what I have read
on other posts, I’ve seen a lot of people on here don’t go to church, but I was surprised that a few blazers put Jesus as the person they would like to meet, I thought it was awesome actually. Any other thoughts on that?
by Godkid86 on Mar 30, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um, your name is "Godkid86"... of course you think that's awesome.
The last thing I fee like talking about on BEdge is my religious beliefs. I think a lot of people feel that way as well.
I’ll gladly talk hoops and pop culture here though. No politics and no religion. Not here at least.
by ArbyOSU on Mar 31, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if the Blazers ARE my religion?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Mar 31, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of a weird request
I mean Frye has met Jesus hundreds of times already. I mean the guy is the starting SG on the team that Frye plays for.
by Zaig on Mar 31, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bust a Bucket.com
Backs my stance, we should have took Chalmers :D
by Air Norv on Mar 31, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mxpx5678
TV: LOST
Ceral: Fruit Smoothie instead
Twitter: yup love it and facebook
No Hoops: Comedy Writer
$: B-Roy
Person: Owen Wilson
I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden
by mxpx5678 on Mar 31, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Arby
TV: Friday Night Lights
Cereal: 24/7
Twitter: Loathe it
No Hoops: fighter pilot
$: USA in Olympics (Champ. game against Spain so I could root for Rudy too)
Person: Abe Lincoln
"Respect everyone, fear no one." -TP
by Arby on Apr 1, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
two4larue
TV: 24
Cereal: occasionally as a bedtime snack
Twitter: I don’t even text
No Hoops: no hops
$: Babe Ruth
Person: Bill Gates, circa 1979
by two4larue on Apr 1, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Prezzydente:
If you could guest star in any television show, what would it be?
The Basketball Jones
Cereal: Breakfast or anytime meal?
Anytime, usually breakfast or late night smackerel.
What’s your take on twitter?
Don’t really like it, but I use it cuz’ other people do.
If you weren’t playing basketball, you’d be …
Blogging about basketball?
Who would you pay to watch play?
Kevin Pritchard vs. Barack Obama, one on one.
Who’s the person you’d most like to meet (dead or alive)?
Well I already met Ben and Dave, so life is complete.
don't draft dEjuan blair...with an e.
by prezofdeath on Apr 2, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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