Running This Back
You've got the pregame nerves, the sweats, and the anxiety going don't you? Restless. Spinning circles in your office chair. Breaking the day down into segments trying to help the time pass more quickly. You've got Blazers Induced Attention Deficit Disorder.
And the only cure is watching this video 468 times in a row. Turn the sound on to hear Brandon's narration.
-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)
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NOOOOO BEN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don’t have sound at work… now I must sit and wonder what could have been…
Blazers Induced Attention Deficit Disorder, huh?
That sounds to me like something I can make some money off of. Does anyone know where I can get some sugar pills and can have some labels made???
“Blazers Induced Attention Deficit Disorder affects all Blazers fans. For those who are having trouble controlling their BIADD, there’s help. There’s B-Edgeiphex. Side affects may include sweating, rash, chills, fever, missing extremities, loss of bowel control, loss of hair, rotting teeth, loss of head and runny nose.”
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Real side effects
Side effects may include loss of attention, lower grades, angry bosses, and in rare but serious cases, firings.
I seriously took a vacation day today
I have tickets for tonight’s game and new I would be worthless at work, plus it’s spring break (and I took tomorrow off also). I’m counting down the minutes….
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
I have BIADD
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
It's Brandon Roy's world and we're only renting space
We don’t like him—we’re only on his side so he doesn’t dunk on us in front of our co-workers, wives, girlfriends, mistresses and children.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
Correction
It’s B Rex’s world and Brandon’s just keeping it warm until The Coming.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
No...
We just marvel at their _____________________.
Insert your own descriptive in the blank.
by antediluvian on Mar 26, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
teenage mutant ninja shell.
Blazers win BDL 2 on 2 tournament!
Skeets: i’ll close it down now … congrats. you bastards
For those who take idle internet chatter seriously
I have a revolutionairy male enhancement product to sell with a sure-fire way to lose 30 pounds a week without dieting.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
Blazers 6 1/2 pt. favorites tonight
..mmm I say closer, more like 4. Tough for Suns to pull off back to back wins.
by oLLiE Boombayay on Mar 26, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions
Ben if you're still around!
We need a poll on the main page. My poll finger is itchin, even if it’s something silly!
Not really, you're the creative one!
Besides, I got banned from doing polls (assuming even if it’s indirectly), the people voted on it!
Ask if Roy is being a cry baby with the refs?
You can have answers like “suck it up and get back on D,” “ref’s suck,” etc.
by tominhawaii on Mar 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually like that idea :)
Though it may be a bad day (or a good one!) to ask it, with him complaining while Philly scored the other night.
Niceeeee!!
gave me the chills. This guy is always saying the right things.

Lets put all the 'Sam Bowie' talk to rest!!!
by nuggz503 on Mar 26, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HOLLER
good work g
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
i dont have sound
is the music in the background "turn my swag on "
?
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
Semi-serious question about these clips
Is there some online-video limitation that requires people to take video of their TV instead of using a capture card? It’s sometimes impossible to find Blazer footage that isn’t of a camera recording a TV set.
One reaciton is, Phoenix has got some pay back in mind...
This game should be playoff tough. I’m also really looking forward to “Oden vs Shaq”. And Shaq could be playing for playoff survival. I don’t remember Greg against Shaq, or it was limited minutes… hasn’t really happened yet, in my mind. That could be the fascinating part, Greg actually playing tough aganist an angry, hungry Shaq….
An i’m thinking, Greg should be pretty motivated too… this is a big chance to say something to a lot of “unsupportive” people. I’m hopin… refs, lets not be callin’ ticky-tack fouls on Oden against Shaq please: Could we PLEASE see ‘em play ? I’m not, ah, “over” confident about this game, would be a great win. Very interesting game.
I forgot what a close game that was!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
When I'm bored with blazers on the mind...
I go back through the archives here and look for the gameday open threads of big wins like this. It’s nice to relive the ecstatic reactions of fans as they happened (in this game, a lot of “BROOOOOOYYYY!!!!!”s which are just fine). Dammit time, speed up!
"Travis has more hops than a bunny in a brewery. He elevates so high his seat doubles as a flotation device."
-Dave
Can't for the life of me focus at work today
I’ve got all the symptoms. Please Mr. Doctor sir, can you write me a prescription for a win tonight? Can’t wait to go to the game, but the clock is moving slooooow.
Going 'Under'
On a certain Thursday in December 2008, bookmakers had the under/over in this game at 204. They got it wrong by FOURTY. A supposedly ‘defensive-minded’ coach Porter’s team ran-and-gunned like they forgot Steve Nash was no longer 30. Suns forced a career night from Roy that day – 52 points, zero turnovers, game basketball for souvenir.
Exactly 14 weeks later, bookmakers have the under/over at 220. Inspired by today’s TBJ betting contradiction (thebasketballjones.net, if you’re curious), I picked a bet too. The bet is ‘Under 220 points’
1. Playoff like intensity = missed shots. I expect this to be fairly ugly.
2. Coach McMillan saw what happened to the Jazz last night. Utah is a team that plays whatever tempo/style is offered by opposition. Not the best idea against the hot – and now extremely motivated Suns. I expect Portland to pace themselves, and try not to turn the game into another fourth quarter thriller. Fewer possessions, less points.
3. Bookmakers must be overcompensating for their ‘total blunder’ on Dec. 18. If I had missed the ‘under/over’ by 40 points first time, I would set it a few points high next time. It makes sense.
Prediction: Portland 102 – 97 Phoenix
Great video and it shows Rex again and again and again as Brandon's biggest cheerleader...
…………………………… Those two are gonna really click eventually. Keep the faith.
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...

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