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Junk Drawer 3/2 The Great Debate Edition

There are many topics which spur heated debate. Even the most civilized people will turn into hateful, venom spewing, soapbox standing on, self righteous jerks when presented with the appropriate topic. And as many of you know, the internet is the perfect place to air out grievances about all sorts of subjects. However, those topics will not be featured here.

Instead, I present to you the little arguments and the petty subjects.

 

Peanut Butter: Is smooth or chunky better?

Manual or automatic transmission?

Sliced bread: Why do people compare the next great thing to sliced bread? This is not a critical invention.

There, they're and their: Either we need to eliminate 2 of these words and give the remaining one all the meanings of the group or people just need to learn how to spell.

Metric vs. U.S. units: Even though metric is far superior, I still don't have an accurate mental picture of how fast 15 m/s is or how warm 30 degrees Celsius is. And why isn't there a metric (base-10) system for time?

Coke or Pepsi?

Tea or Coffee?

What is the greatest television comedy? Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Arrested Development, something else?

What is your favorite type of quark: up, down, bottom, top, strange or charmed?

The best color ever is clearly cobalt blue. Prove me wrong.

What is the best season? Basketball season is not an answer. Because I said so, that's why.

Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to have never loved at all?

Is Wikipedia the best thing since sliced bread?

Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? Why do people even include briefs anymore? I might as well include banana hammocks.

Discuss this web comic (NSFW language): http://xkcd.com/388/

Discuss this video: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games

Should Pluto be a planet?

Who is faster: Superman, the Flash or Usain Bolt?

Who has the more annoying voice: Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried?

I have a friend whose birthday is February 29th. On a non-leap year, should his birthday be celebrated on the 28th or the 1st? This is a critical question for him this year as he turns 21. Would he be legally allowed to drink on the 28th?

I never understood the point of giving February just 28 days. Why not take a day from January and a day from March give them to February and that way every month has at least 30 days.

 

 

Edit: Now with poll inspired by G_Dubs

 

 

Poll
How should TP be loaded into the roller thingy?
Paper over
38 votes
Paper under
8 votes
Placed on top of the toliet because I'm too lazy to load it.
8 votes
Use the 3 sea shells
5 votes
Toliet paper? I use my left hand.
0 votes
Bidet
0 votes
S.P.A.M.
0 votes

59 votes | Poll has closed

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Down with the Ruskies

by TheSabasFan on Mar 2, 2009 12:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

****

Chunky, Automatic, Sliced bread is important for making those Chunky peanutbutter sandwichs, “Their” is no problem with three versions, Hectacres, Coke, neither, MASH, I’m down with the quarks, Blue is best, Fall, Never, Yes, Clinton demeaned the whole country by answering this and letting it continue year after year, abstain, abstain, Heck yes….stupid astronomers, Flash because he’s named the flash… though Bolt is insanely fast, Drescher, and the 1st since hangovers come to those who wait.

Down with the Ruskies

by TheSabasFan on Mar 2, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dude, really?? First? not on blazersedge please. I think dave should suspend people who do this.

by GoBlaze22 on Mar 2, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Come On...

It’s not like I didn’t respond in any other form. In fact I think I answered more concerning the main post than you did.

Down with the Ruskies

by TheSabasFan on Mar 2, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Dave did ask that “first” only be used in the game day threads. Saying “first” on Blazers Edge is kind of like HIV in Magic Johnson. It may never go away, but we’d like to keep it under control. Basically anyone who says “first” is AIDS.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

First misuse is the epidemic of our time! Get the man some pharmaceuticals!!

What I think is peculiar is that if somebody reads the website enough to know that first gets used on the gameday chats, they would probably also read the website enough to know that anybody who does it anywhere else gets skewered.

Also, a thousand props to the OP Demolition Man reference!

by T$ 225 on Mar 2, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm pretty sure this kind of statement is explicitly banned in the rules of posting

He makes comparisons between basketball matters and things FAR beyond their scope, things in such poor taste that the mere mention of them obliterates any valid basketball-related conversation. (“The refs were the Nazis and we were the Jews tonight!”)
Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8DgWnbVng&feature=bz303
MVP *** MVP *** MVP
I've never scored more than 38 ..... not even in Little League.

by Portland89 on Mar 2, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dragline and all of his alter personas (personae?)

say little else that couldn’t be construed as making comparisons between basketball and things FAR beyond their scope. For reference see this post about how the some Blazers are like the Jonas Brothers

by tingeyga on Mar 2, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Most kids will become mutants themselves once the appocolypse hits"

Classic quote

There won't be clean officiating in the NBA until David Stern is forcibly removed by the US Congress in 2013 for fixing games.

by 123_G.O._RipCity on Mar 2, 2009 12:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Smooth.

Automatic.

IDK WHY, BUT I LOVE SLICED BREAD WITH SMOOTH PB.

people need to learn how to spell. i won a spelling bee in 5th grade. buhleev it!!!

i dont want to talk about the metric system right now.

Coke.

Flavored iced tea.

Seinfeld is way up there. i also love that 70s show, scrubs, arrested development, and many others!

All of them?!?

crimson red.

i like fall. or autumn if you will. no you wont. fall. summer is good too. spring and winter are also excellent choices.

loved and lost. a life without love is…dumb.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE WIKIPEDIA. the answer is yes. i visit wikipedia almost as much as the bedge. which is A TON.

i haven’t worn briefs in probably 7 years. there’s your answer.

i’ve never tried a pomegranate.

hahahaaaa. i saw that vid yesterday. classic. <3 the onion <3

yes.

Usain. he is real. sorry kids.

Franwise gamgee. her voice makes me cry tears of blood.

that’s intense…. either way, it’s the 1st now so he can drink all he wants.

whoever did this whole 28 days of february deal is a real dummy-head.

it’s either 35 or 36 from what i’ve gathered….

good JD. gave me a break from my homework.

now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to stay up for the next 3 hours doing just that. good bye sleep, see you tomorrow…hopefully.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 12:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a crack at em

Gotta go with the smooth PB especially with extra salmonella.

Automatic, It’s to hard to talk on my cell phone while eating a sandwich with a stick to concern myself with.

I’m waiting for them to invent bread that’s double sliced, I’m patriotic.

This one bugs me, especially in conversation. Enunciate people.

All I know is I was going way too fast in Canada.

Coke, I drink it in the morning instead of coffee, I know what you’re thinking and yeas I am a health nut.

Again Coke

This is the toughest question of the bunch. I loved arrested development. The simpsons had like 8 years of consistent greatness. Nowadays it’s Flight of the Conchords, weeds, and the office are all really funny. hmmm I’ll give it to arrested development. Tobias might be the greatest character ever created, ever.

I like the up and down quarks most because I like my quarks like I like my women, low on mass.

Cobalt blue is fine, I’m sure you have many pretty dresses that color. =P

Summer is the best season. You can get drunk by the river and you’re not by yourself, in a sad state of miserey wondering how life could get to this point, then the rain falls and your wet.

Not loved. Look above.

Wiki is fun. My favorite is Mike Rice’s page.

Thong. It’s cobalt blue. I wash it once a week. Never on game days

I agree, stuff grapefruit.

My video game is teaching me how to steal cars, kill people, and run from police. Oh and how to get killed in 15 seconds when I play it online.

Pluto should not be a planet it is made of rock not gas. Out there that just doesn’t make cosmic sense. Wait what is cosmic sense?

Superman is faster than the Flash. Maybe not on foot, but when flying superman can spin the earth around so fast it reverses time. Try that Barry.

FD FTW

As a bartender I can tell you he won’t be able to drink until the 1st (at least in OR) So if I were him I’d celebrate it on the 1st.

Can’t we at least get rid of leap year?

That was kinda fun

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 1:00 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Gimme the crack, NOW!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

here's another question...

tominhawaii or Dragline ???

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 1:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

unrec

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC here

to vote for “Dragline”

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

REC here

to vote for “tominrehab”

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

REC here

to vote for tominrehab to get the boot.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:03 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

rec

Creepy with the worst name ever!

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tom, please tell me the truth. Is tominrehab you?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Mar 2, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You really can't tell?

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Mar 2, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No way!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Way NOT!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not me

You’re not allowed to reply to your own comments or fanposts as a different screen name.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 3, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's always funny when Dave calls those people out

“Uh…it’s uh…my brother’s account”

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Mar 3, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And I don’t want to disappoint Dave.

Isn’t it your turn for a junk drawer? You should make a poll as to what’s the best dessert.

by Dragline on Mar 3, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OK. I believe you. I was beginning to wonder because I got a reply a few days ago

from tominrehab that I thought was pretty classless. Although you might push the boundaries sometimes and maybe get a little risque I’ve never read anything from you I thought was classless.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Mar 3, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dats why we were creeped out by the name

A direct reference to Tom and his name change created just to confuse people into thinking it was Tom.

SWF-ish.

Morty

by Mortimer on Mar 4, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If ya don't mind me asking

“Who” IS Tominrehab?

Are you a previous poster who is referencing our TominHawaii? If so, why?

Morty Porgie n’ Bess

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's our old friend Bust a Bucket

He hasn’t done enough to get flagged since he’s been back. He’s kind of staying under the radar.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I feared

I don’t mind the kid coming back, but that’s a creepy name if it is him. He was already trying to be you, confusing other people into thinking he is you by acting like he is you, rehabbing, is wrong.

Why do he be so infuatuated with you? Why not with ME? MORTIMER IS GOOD FOR THE STALKING AS WELL, KIDS.

Tominrehab has mostly been serious, post wise, as far as I can tell. That’s why I got no idea who they is and entertained the idea that it’s just a coincidental name. It ain’t healthy if it ’tis TominHawaii-based.

JUST BE YO SELF OR TRY TO BE ME BECAUSE IT STROKES MY EGO, KIDS.

Mortimer, insecure.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's cool then

The timing and the circumstances surroundin’ Bustabucket and Tom not wanting to be confused with the kid, and the kid trying to be Tom, and Tom changing his name, just made us wonder is all.

Sorry for the confusion, my new friend.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

just kidding

you guys nailed it. i got banned a few weeks back, there were all kinds of things going on (the mysterious disappears of TiH, the emergence of Dragline, and I even saw a “tomindrag” out there)…

sorry for being misleading, my friend. you guys sniffed that one out pretty well.

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 4:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I knew it

Is Ben your probation officer? Did you have to promise to not post certain pictures again?

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes...

even though Ben likes most of those pictures…

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol, i thought tominrehab WAS tominhawii

you had me fooled, but thats not really a big deal since i was born that way

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 7:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bustabucket was posting during the game tonight

so I think you’ve pegged the wrong guy…

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 4:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of briefs

Yesterday my wife and I saw an old man walking down the street in Waikiki wearing a shirt, a jacket, socks, shoes, and white underpants. He wasn’t wearing any pants and was walking down the street like he didn’t know he was pantsless. My wife thinks he forgot to put them on.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 1:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

There was a cop up the street that the guy walked past

I guess the cop didn’t care or already saw him and told him to go home. I’m not sure.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 2:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

could have at least given the guy a ride home

he is a public servant and no one needs old man briefs in their face

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In no particular order

The the things I like being around the least: old people, noisy kids, and homeless people (stinky kind, not the down on their luck kind).

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Juno the english bulldog puppy is my favorite.

even the manliest of men (like me) can’t help but love sleepy animals…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy birthday Dr. Seuss.

i’m gonna have green eggs and ham this morning in your honor. not.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

I watched Horton Hears a Who today.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i can picture that, easily...

…sitting in a green recliner, drinking a mai tai, laughing incessantly at parts of the movie that aren’t funny…

oh hey my BFF just got back from a 10-day trip to Hawaii with his family. did you see him?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

southern oregon?

I don’t drink mai tai’s because there’s too much sugar int it and I had to go to work after the movie. I don’t normally laugh out loud, pretty much Sarah Silverman is the only person who makes me laugh out loud. Oh and that show Wipeout.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YES.

he lives in Roseburg aka the mecca of southern oregon. i bet you saw him. you had to of.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This guy? I think he went to Maui.

http://www.sbnation.com/users/southern%20oregon

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ohhhh

hahaaaaa not literally ‘southern oregon’ no… actually that COULD be him and i just don’t know about…. my friend went to Maui and the big island….

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is he older and plays a guitar?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is nuts

southern oregon is in maui now, he just complained about the cold water in a junk drawer.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

southern oregon is LYING!!!!

everyone on this site lies all the time i know it!!!!! you dont live in hawaii you live in austria!!!!!!! i dont actually have a beard YES I DO JKJKJK. over reaction sorrrry.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool we're used to over reaction here

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"The Beach"!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oma'ha

Thousand peaks has the best waves,longest paddle out and the coolest locals

by southern oregon on Mar 2, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you dig it?

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How should TP be loaded into the roller thingy?

Paper over, or paper under?

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 2:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

paper over

it shouldn’t even be a question.

I’m a little offended you didn’t know. If I ever see you, don’t touch me.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 2:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree!

But I’m waiting for the wrong answer people to show up…cuz they always do.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

paper under just feels strange

when I’m at someone’s house and I see it’s paper under, I fix it.

OCD makes life so easy!

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:02 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

My wife always does that

She knows it bugs me when it’s on upside down.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

are you coming on to me

I do love Hawaii.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

I’ll give you one Eskimo kiss at Blazers Edge night. It’s funny you flip other folks TP.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 3:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man no sarcastic reply?

But for reals. You ever travel over to Kauai? My girl and I went there last summer. We loved it.

There is absolutely no nightlife though. The whole town closes down at 10. It was real nice for an anniversary trip with my girl, but Kauai is far from a party town.

You live in Waikiki? My best friend growing up was born there.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't sure what to say since I realized my first comment should have been a reply to your other comment

Never been to Kauai. I’ve only been to Maui and the Big Island a few times each. I live near Khala which is close to Waikiki. Waikiki is way to loud to live in. Scooters, dump trucks and ambulances make a lot of noise. Waikiki bars stay open until 4:00 AM, it has lots of night life.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

a brothuh!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

These ?'s needed to be answered

Chunky

Manual

Then tear up yo’ bread n buy unsliced

Learn to spell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time

Coke

I like both

I’ll take Seinfeld off that list

Depends on my mood

I agree

Spring

Loved and lost

Yes. see above.

No briefs

At work. No can do.

At work. No flash player on stupid work computer to view youtube vids.

No

Usain

Ugh! Fran I guess but it’s close

The first.

I’m into the whole Feb. n=28.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 2:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm pulling an all-nighter tonight.

too much procrastinated homework. Tom, how long will you be here to comfort me?

NO SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE!!!!!!!!!

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

don't worry... i'll be here

pulling the usual all-nighter.

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 3:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

phewf. now i can do my history homework knowing that if i need to take a break and have a conversation about

Keebler’s Club crackers and why they are more delicious than reg. saltines, that can happen in a heartbeat (or a mouseclick). God bless you.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What period of history?

I loved my history classes

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yore?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 3:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Workin on the Scientific Revolution right now...

so the 16th-18th century-ish!

i too love history. thinking about majoring in it. not sure what kind of career that could get me. historian? history teacher? ARCHEOLOGIST!!!! INDIANA JONES. im the next indiana jones. i want to go watch raiders of the lost ark now… poop.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

history teacher is your best bet

I thought about it, but social sciences are not good majors. I’m a marketing major. Not the best degree, but I’ll have some options. I love me some options.

A Minor is history is another thought all together though.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

right now my minor is accounting

it’s the smart path, but double minor isn’t all to tough, especially when you love one of the twon minors.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I ment
Yeah I meant town minors.

I’m a dum dum

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

A history minor would give great perspective in a lot of careers.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 3:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats true but it is not the reason I love history

I like the side stories. The little facts that almost have the ability to change one’s perspective. Like Israel Bissell, I love my man Bissell.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

options are good. true that.

i’ll probably end up majoring in something along the lines of marketing, business, etc…. a minor in history would be swell…

my friend majored in history and minored in journalism… he’s at a dead end right now though…. BUT he’s traveling the world, seeing all of the different historical monuments and the such. JEALOUS. i want to go to Europe real bad. WWII interests me ridiculously. All war history is fascinating to me. i just wrote a giant paper on the 100 Years’ War… Where do you go to school?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how many pages was your paper on the 100 years war?

too obvious?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 3:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

100 pages.

too obvious.

JKJKJK.

it was like 7 pages. not too huge. but still….huge. maybe.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That war was 117 years long

liars with all there rounding wand what not.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are right!

YAYYYYY!!!!! one tiny golden star sticker for you. if you have a fanny pack aka manpurse i suggest you stick it on there.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

p.s. i'm not being sarcastic.

seriously. LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!! crap you probably think i’m being sarcastic. I AM NOT.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Single tear

is running down my cheek. Thanks Roodie you made me cry. . .

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

catch that tear in a tiny flask.

keep it forever. actually not forever. keep it until the blazers win a ring. then drink it.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Professions: Book editor, or maybe the same thing for movies/films dealing with history. Or yeah, teacher

I have an uncle who is very smart and has a Ph.D. in history and archeology. Still, it didn’t pay to stay with the university. And most archeological projects are boring and/or lead nowhere. Now he gets to see all kinds of the top stuff from all epochs of history, and makes it into good books.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i would love to work in Hollywood.

i need something exciting to do for my career. indiana jones is really exciting but i just dont see that happening you know?

what do you do norsk?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What DOESN'T Norsk do is easier to answer

Norsktroll is a man of the world.

M.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HEY STAY OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION!!!!

wesley dodd is gonna come back to life and slap you if you ever post on this site again…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I help companies get more innovative, to put it vague ;-)

My alternative careers I guess would have been in medicine or journalism (which is not going so well at the moment).

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Until 7:30 my time unless I get busy

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

2:11 AM

We are 3 hours different until you folks change your clocks, then it’s 2 hours different. We don’t touch our clocks.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd get fired

I’m drinking a diet pepsi.

I like pepsi better than coke and diet coke better than diet pepsi.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i've never tried diet pepsi...

and i’ve had diet coke once or twice. the diet sodas taste like cancer. i like the full-bodied taste of the regulars. are you mad at me for bashing your drink? yes. crap. i cant believe this!

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like diet soda made with splenda

It hasn’t been shown to give you cancer or AIDs, yet.

Pepsi One has as much caffiene as Mountain Dew, and is made with splenda. It’s my favorite, and I don’t like coffee but I like being awake.

Diet Shasta products also use Splenda.

And now ya know.

Mortymurr

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mt Dew is my favorite soda

I sure do like it. I’ve been trying to get off the soda for a while but I always fall off the wagon the first Tuesday at work.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked it when I was a kid

I can’t drink regular soda now, way too sweet. It makes my teeth itch.

Diet soda is sweet enough, I tells ya!

Now you guys know everything about me :-(

M.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME

GET OUT OF MY BRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yay! I inspired an electronic poll! Thanks Magnum!

Important question too…

I wager $20 I know who voted for 3 sea shells….suppose I could be wrong…

Oh. I love history too, but as a layman. WWII always interests me due to family that participated….

What I think would be cool is to contrast history from alternative angels, i.e., how historians from other countries, cultures, etc., chronicle the same event versus the Western perspective.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is always the key

to figuring out history. The easiest example of this is the history books from the south calling the civil war “northern aggression.” If you can find a history book from before 1970 that is written in the south, enjoy.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 3:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great example!

You’re getting what I’m talking about

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I only want to hear the WASP perspective

or the educated, wealthy, white, adult, straight, male perspective. Truly, that is the only valid one.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 3:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hhaha.

you should go back and read my junk drawer on individuality and identity.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 3:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I always prefer the Chinese (PRC if >~1925) version myself

but I’m half Chinese but not by blood…more like by adoption, so I feel I got to kinda at least give the appearance of considering that side of things…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

your sig cracks me up.

oh how i love rudy.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I got the Rudy love too.

Bought his blazer jersey directly after the olympics before he even hit town

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I voted for the 3 sea shells

did you win your bet?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 3:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I thought it would be Dragline….I just associate sea shells with Dragline, along with “stinky homeless people”…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pressfield's "Gates of Fire" does an excellent job at this

From the original “Historian”.

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am happy we won

We need a poster with real BALLZ to ask what is wrong with our team and how we’re never going to amount to anything after a good WIN, not just after a loss.

Any weiner eater can bitch after a loss, after all. It takes a real man who comes back from any and all injuries right away to bitch like a 4 year old girl after a nice WIN.

Who is our brave poster to say we won’t make the playoffs now? Does such a manly man exist?

Morty

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:05 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

i loled at the majority of this comment. recommended.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:07 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He don't care if we DO make it

He won’t believe we’re in the playoffs even after we lose in the 2nd round.

JOHN SALMONS WOULDA’ MADE US SURE FIRE FINALS VICTORS.

Mortisburg

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know what will suck

Folks will be happy for a day that the Blazers made the playoffs then they’ll go off about why the Blazers will lose. After the Blazers get knocked out they’ll somehow feel vindicated because Vince Carter would have at least gotten the Blazers to the second round.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And that 2nd round would TOTALLY make up for

paying VC 15 million bucks when he’s 36, too. Man, that would be an awesome honor for a superfluous player (on this and future Blazer squadrons).

The bitching and moaning post trade deadline is the definition of “knee jerk reaction”. Even when we can still do a move this summer and this was explained to them, it was ‘sky is falling’ type material.

I do not understand people. Normally too-rational-and-stat-based Jksnake99 surprised me the most, since he doesn’t usually give such weight to unknowables (which every trade rumor truly is, and obviously the impact any imaginary trade woulda have made for better or worse is totally unknowable).

KP has earned our homer trust. He ain’t no John Nash, and he sure as HECK ain’t no Steve “I have no business being involved in running a NBA team but my pa did so I must be good at it” Patterson.

Man, I hated Steve Patterson. I bet he beats his wife when she uses his brush.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He eyebrows murdered hispanic orphans

So, I’m glad you enjoyed them, because I bet those kids didn’t.

Most people don’t know this, but Steve Patterson framed Wesley Allen Dodd for EVERYTHING.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was surprised how worked up everyone got

I know idog was in a frenzy before the trade deadline. He reminded me a bit of ratbastird at the draft. I think rat had like three computers going so he could track everything. I just watched ESPN and then got really confused when I went into the Blazers Edge thread.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They were in a frenzy

The only dude who was MAYBE gettable that I wanted was Gerald Wallace, and even he has huge question marks. PLUS he wouldn’t be cheap.

Not getting VC or Richard Freakin’ Jefferson is never a reason to lose sleep.

Dems silly peoples, for ya!

Mortimer, always sooooooo right and full of himself.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU FORGOT KP COULD HAVE HAD DEVIN HARRIS FOR 1 SECOND ROUND DRAFT PICK!

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Y DOS KP HATE TO WIN

HE CAN’T PULL THE TRIGGER, ONLY ON DRAFT DAYS FOR SOME REASON IN HIS LOOOOONG AND STORIED 2 YEAR CAREERZ.

Devin Harris was there and waiting, ripe for the plucking!!! We just had to give up a 2nd round pick and the rights to Joel Freeland and Nedzad Sininovic. AND KP SAID NO, WE NEED TO SEE WHAT WE GOT.

KP WHY DO YOU HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY.

I dunno why he didn’t do the trade, but I bet it involves some sort of mancrush because that is the only reason any coach or GM does anything I don’t agree with. And it says nothing about how I view the world.

Mortimer, so ANGRY WE AREN’T GOOD.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw a rumor that the Blazers could have had LeBron for Shav and filler

But, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KP is too worried about “team chemistry.”

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be stupid

The salaries don’t match up.

We’d have to include RLEC as well, and you’re saying RLEC’s mostly insurance paid deal is just “filler”?!

That just hyperbole to the nth degree, whatever that means.

Either way KP sickens me because he’d rather watch nice guys showering than mean guys WINNING.

M.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Buddy

Step off man! If I learned anything from the trade deadline is that when you’re making up or spreading a rumor, you only need two names and then “filler.”

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Travis Outlaw and Sergio Rodriguez and RLEC

Could have got us any player in the entire league.

That’s what is crazy about KP’s wussification at the trade deadline, we had the pick of the litter!!

M :-(

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

Now that’s just crazy. I can see one guy but two? Come on, Sergio is like a white Nash and Outlaw is like a less injury prone Durant. Either one of those guys on their own would be work any player in the NBA.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I definetely overreacted

I still think it was the best chance we’ll get to add a marquee player. I hope I’m wrong.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey sabonis4ever...

at blazer’s edge night im going to pat you on the back, except it wont be just a normal pat on the back, i will be sticking a piece of paper with tape on it to your back and the paper is gonna say “KARMA”…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We won't make the playoffs

because Nate doesn’t know how to coach. Until Bayless is in our starting line up, and Oden can actually man up then, maybe, we have a chance. But realistically with our weaknesses at PG and SF we really have no realistic chance of a realistic playoff berth. Think of it realistically. They have Nash and O’neal, Nowitzki and Kidd, Artest and Ming,and Williams and Boozer in which we must compete with. The Blazers have no chance.

We are too young. All these teams have veterans who know how to run a team. Young teams don’t win when it counts. Just look at this years Blazers. Actually . . . please don’t look at this years Blazers.

Just look at every other team with the average age that we have,

hmmm . . . well . . . maybe the Blazer can make it.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Outlaw is Defender

This JD has about doubled his post’s comment total already.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Heh. Freudian slip

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fran Drescher has the more annoying voice

Because, that IS her voice. Gilbert Gottfried is playing a character with that voice.

Well, maybe CHOOSING to talk like that when you don’t have to is more annoying, but Gottfriend can be funny sometimes, in his dirty way. Drescher is just an oddity.

Yes, I have confirmed it. Drescher wins.

Mo

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

What about Rosie Perez?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I give Rosie a pass

re: voice quality…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She has nice nipples

Nice nipples that get shown in movies = much less annoying.

Who is in love with her? Maid to Rek?

Mippletimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Exactamundo

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yep, I like fran drescher too

shes milfy

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

Peanut Butter: Is smooth or chunky better?
         Chunky owns

Manual or automatic transmission?
      Manual
Sliced bread: Why do people compare the next great thing to sliced bread? This is not a critical invention.
     I would probably starve so its critical for me.

There, they’re and their: Either we need to eliminate 2 of these words and give the remaining one all the meanings of the group or people just need to learn how to spell.
       Is this a question?

Metric vs. U.S. units: Even though metric is far superior, I still don’t have an accurate mental picture of how fast 15 m/s is or how warm 30 degrees Celsius is. And why isn’t there a metric (base-10) system for time?
          I fail at all things metric
Coke or Pepsi?
       I guess coke although I dont really mess with either
Tea or Coffee?
           Tea
What is the greatest television comedy? Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Arrested Development, something else?
            Seinfeld, " I choose not to run" and Trailer park boys is the funniest show ever.
   I dont think Friends should be there
What is your favorite type of quark: up, down, bottom, top, strange or charmed?
quark quark quark I like the sound of that
The best color ever is clearly cobalt blue. Prove me wrong.
            I cant thats the color of my pool cue.
What is the best season? Basketball season is not an answer. Because I said so, that’s why. In oregon probably fall It seems like in september we have consistently nice weather. and then my birthday is october

Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to have never loved at all?
               Loved

Is Wikipedia the best thing since sliced bread?
        its handy

Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? Why do people even include briefs anymore? I might as well include banana hammocks.
          Boxer Breifs, make you look like a stud

Discuss this web comic (NSFW language): http://xkcd.com/388/
               I like grapefruit. Lemons are harder to get at than grapefruit
Discuss this video: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games
Im gonna prolly die in the end times cause Im only good at bondage (james 007 bond Goldeneye) and there are no cyborgs or zombies involved
Should Pluto be a planet?
               Who cares
Who is faster: Superman, the Flash or Usain Bolt?
          Superman
Who has the more annoying voice: Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried?
         Gil
I have a friend whose birthday is February 29th. On a non-leap year, should his birthday be celebrated on the 28th or the 1st? This is a critical question for him this year as he turns 21. Would he be legally allowed to drink on the 28th?
                 Wjat?

I never understood the point of giving February just 28 days. Why not take a day from January and a day from March give them to February and that way every month has at least 30 days. what he said

by tevisthe4th on Mar 2, 2009 4:24 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

He just said you're a jerk

And he hopes you die in a car wreck on the way to your entier family’s funeral.

Man, and you rec’d it, you ARE a jerk, AREN’T you!

JERK.

M.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

definition of jerk =

awesome dude with a beard. YES i am a jerk.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it soft or bristly

I have perma-stubble, Rudy style. The ladies can’t get enough of it.

What can I say, I live to love the ladies.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mixture of soft and bristly.

are you coming to blazer’s edge night? or do you live in iceland? you can stroke it if you come.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to

I live in LA and my glamorous life is pretty busy these days, so I didn’t even think about trying to come. I got nonstop work to do, way behind on everything, getting married in April, it’s hell.

Sometime, someday, I’ll showup somewhere and be underwhelming.

Morty

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think Niecy Nash is hot?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

black lady from Reno 911?

heck yes.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man she is my dream lady

She is so sassy, how can one not love her?

Sadly, though, I do not think she is hot. :-( I am a sell out.

She has lost so much weight, I didn’t think she had the body type to get as skinny as she is— and I know she isn’t “skinny”, but for her, she is anorexic.

I do her “MMMMM!” type “OOOOH!” sound she always makes on Clean House, I dunno how to type it. It is funny in real life but doesn’t transfer to words.

Someday she’ll get the sassy black straight talkin’ neighbor sitcom role of her dreams.

Morty

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She's funny

I think she’s got a pretty face and I normally like big booties, I’m not so sure about hers.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She is cute in her way

I like “her”, but during relations I don’t close my eyes and think of Neicy.

She’s had a lot of work done, I wonder if she did liposuction. Nosejob, cheeks, big ol’ boob job (she had tinies before, and while I usually hate boob jobs in general hers balance her out better).

She broke up with her long time husband so now is my chance if I want to strike.

Why do I know so much about Neicy Nash?

Mortiweird

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering that too

I just saw she was a voice on Horton and had to google her. Then I was like, “Oh, I know that lady.”

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're the one obssessed with her

All day it’s Neicy this, Niecy that, ooh I DVR Clean House all day every day blah blah blah.

My fiancee watches Clean House and it is on all day every day, so I’ve seen it quite a bit. Plus, for the NBA season, I got my fiancee a subscription to US Weekly and I read it in the potty. Niecy is in it all the time, because she has a decent publicist I guess.

Whenever I see a guy I don’t know, I assume he is on Gossip Girl and I am usually right.

Morty, shamed.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got a crush on Gail.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What is Clean House?

She is famous cause of Reno….learn yo stuffs homer

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Mar 2, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

this is the only list of answers i read, becouse it had the questions

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How many goatees will be at Blazersedge night?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 4:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

beard. me.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I will now grow one just to add to the total

I finally don’t have to work on a BEdger night. I hope to attend

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 4:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mine can't make it 8^(>

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why did the Canis Hoopis guy freak out on us again?

for his game preview against Houston, he compared Bedgers to Bobby Jindahl.

He lashed out at us again, but with diminishing returns—only 15 comments in that thread.

Are BlazersManiacs (or Bowel Movements, as he likes to call us) really that bad? And why is the Minnesota guy mad… should it be the Utah guy or some other guy?

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 4:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

[lease

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

please

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lolzorz.

hater in the house. he’s just T.O.ed cuz we have roy and he has foye. hehehehe. mcfail FTL.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he started it off with a hateade post before our game against them

that just triggered everyone to go over there and shout back…

I’m happy that Jake the Snake was the only Bedger to even comment in that thread. Once our game was over against them we went back to ignoring CanusHoopis. I love reading other SBN blogs, but that one is just garbage.

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 4:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

there are so many green comments i almost passed out.

i didn’t even read any of them. too lazy. too much homework.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's lame

When 1 rec gets a post green.

Even for sites with low traffic, gotta keep it at LEAST 3 recs, am I right people?

This is important stuff, we can’t make green posts CHEAP.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He increased it to 2

You have to concider that sometimes less than 10,000 people even watch a Wolves game on TV. And he started out with 100 readers per day on the blog. I think it has some of the better analysis of its own team and league issues. And we agreed to disagree on certain subjects.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

why did he go on this Blazer fan

rampage over the weekend? any ideas?

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know

He points out that we lucked a bit into Roy and Oden (coin toss for the pick). Maybe we are the team he would like to have, if only management had been a bit more competent and lucky. Or anger that the strategy of surrounding KG with two other great players was basically right, but never came to full fruition in Minny.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I get the Oden luck

But KP targetted Roy and drafted Foye just to force Minny to give us Roy, instead of trading him to Houston a pick later.

Oden is 100% total blind stupid luck, of course. Everyone else was targetted and KP aimed to get ’em, and seems to be right about them. I feel like McHale drafted Brewer where he drafted him last season because every mock draft had him around there.

It’s just random drafting, poor scouting, or whatever— I dunno. But McHale is consistently way wrong on who he brings in and who he drafts. THAT is what I don’t get, when one defends him.

It’s unlucky to have a bad GM, as a fan, that’s for sure.

Morty

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and the funny thing about the Oden luck

is that it hasn’t exactly panned out yet.

I’m sure Oden will be a perennial all-star and win many rings, but at this point, he’s done nothing in almost two years.

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted that Rudy Fernandez guy anyway

Oh wait, we did…

Maybe I should start a third fraction in the Oden vs. Durant debate: Horford

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lololololol

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 7:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno why

But it’s cute.

We ain’t good enough to “hate” yet, we’ve never ripped apart their dreams, and using the Miles thing is just an excuse for people who want to hate the Blazers but don’t have a real reason.

And yeah, we got a lot of internet fans, and people on the internet get annoying. That is lame.

He’s a smart guy but stubborn and prone to sticking to his original belief even when it is wrong (such as his view on Durant). Hating the Blazers, as a Minny fan, is adorable and I’d hate to say it’s jealousy, but there isn’t any real reason to hate the Blazers aside from wishing their team was ours.

The defending of McHale was the weirdest part, since he has proven himself to be incompetent. Losing out on Roy wasn’t bad luck, and neither was having zero point zero good draft picks aside from KG. McHale is lazy and not good at his job.

I’m sure he has his reasons, but we shouldn’t care. We should LOVE people hating us, because that is the first step to awesomeness. I think they want to hate us more than we deserve though, which, like I said, just makes it cute. It’s like, who cares? Of course, many of US care, since we worry about it, and I say, who cares?

Why does it matter if another team’s fan dislikes our team, or us?

Talk about something very low on my totem pole of worry… even though I do try to help educate other fans, and make them think Blazer fans are nice n’ smart n’ classy. If they still dislike the Blazers for other reasons, oh well.

We ain’t any more annoying than any other fanbase, there’s just a lot of us. And the great numbers make it so we have more GREAT fans, as well. It goes both ways.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mortimer i bet you excelled in typing class in elementary school.

you whipped this out in like a minute.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 4:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I type over 100 WPM

And I do it with only two fingers, my index fingers, and my thumb sometimes (for the spacebar).

It looks goofy, and it’s because I taught myself to type, and I taught myself incorrectly.

It’s fast though. Oh, it’s fast.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that is a really funny image.

your index fingers pecking around the keyboard at a high rate (to me) = the legs of a beautiful woman dancing on a tile floor. can you also picture that? it’s just great.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's better

Because one day, in the near future even, that beautiful woman’s legs will age and shrivel, and my tippy tappy typing fingers will live strong until I die. Even if they get arthritic, I can type with ’em straight.

I am a gift from God, here to type goofy for the typing sins of all mankind.

.m.m.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what if someone chopped off your index fingers?

would you resort to using your middle fingers? or would you just commit suicide because you would be so lost and upset?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd murder whoever chopped them off

And steal their index fingers and attach them to my knubs.

As long as I can throw two pointy things (can be fingers, pencils, chicken bones, whatever) at the keyboard I’ll be able to type.

It would just take some recalibration, is all. Similar to moving to another keyboard, ya dig?

Man I am tired.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

are you leaving?

you should stay up all night. drink a fanta…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you forgot to say

Mortimer at the bottom of your comment.

sinner! jk NOT A SINNER.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you Bill Simmons?

He types that way, he lives in LA, and he likes basketball.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you that one guy from that one show?

he lives in hawaii…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Chad Ford

I talk about boobs and stuff so that folks who know I’m Mormon won’t think I’m Chad Ford.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you are Chad Ford

You ain’t talking about boobs to cover your identity, you’re doing it because your repressed and you associate these evil, dirty thoughts with the internet and you feel free to express your wants and needs for boob talk more easily here.

On the internet, you feel free. On the internet, you feel like yourself, Chad Ford.

And that is okay. We love you.

—William Simmons.

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I never thought about it that way

Now I need to go to confession.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love how the whole (podcasting and blogging) world is so small especially on the West Coast. Simmons is friends with Adam Carolla and has him on his podcast. Carolla now was fired and has his own podcast. On that he invites Simmons. And Leo Laporte. Who used to work for Paul Allen. The connections are endless.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

When Morty and Tom really work at it….they are slightly amusing. This is the best Junk Drawer ever ….but that isn’t saying much

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

True

Actually …I like Tom and Mort’s banter…however,….if they were ever physically in the same room….it would likely implode

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just messin

I was expecting somebody to say “ooooo sick burn” or something along that line.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Mar 2, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You were very mean

and an apology is not enough….I demand satisfaction!!…or money (actually I prefer the money).

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was funnier the other night

That night I had the perfect balance of tired but coherent.

Last night I was tired and dumb.

My real life PER took another hit from it :-(

Mortibuster

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeh but your .....

…….SPM (smirk per min) numbers were still way up there. You were also like a +19….Tom was like -111. but it was a pretty small sample size

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that there is anything wrong with it

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I could inspire such a debate

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does he really type that way?

My favorite thing he does is either rip on Oden and say he just doesn’t see what the big deal is, but when he suggests someone should go to Portland or Portland should go get someone, in THOSE scenarios Oden becomes the force he is expected to be because it makes his suggestion make sense.

I like Simmons, but when he’s wrong, he’s way off. It’s funny.

Mor’

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 5:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I didn’t see it but there was a video of him typing and he got a lot of e-mails about it in his mailbag. He addressed it there and that’s where I learnt it.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I found the link
Q: Saw your typing style on your “E:60” piece where you went to Upper Deck. Do you mean to tell me that all those running diaries, mailbags, etc. were typed with two fingers? What is the sports equivalent to such success with such poor form? Jim Furyk’s herky-jerk swing producing perfect golf shots? Philip Rivers’ shot-put throwing mechanics? Dude, take a typing lesson!
— Murph, Charlestown, Mass.

SG: Look, I’ve been banging out two-fingered Sports Guy columns for 10 years and counting and never had a problem. It’s like Jamaal Wilkes’ jump shot — unorthodox but effective.

Lizink

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What I don't get

Is how I can remember that but not the name of my coworkers.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

this should be a fanshot

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

haha

good old Draggy Dragathorn calling out Mortimer for a comment … lol

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm calling you out!

come wrestle me you coward!

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's funny because Stop-n-Pop says he's a "political science guy"

and loved doing that comparison to Bobby Jindahl…. but the funny thing is, it’s not even that well written of an analogy.

I bet you could whip up something much better than that in 30 minutes. And I don’t even know how much you know or care about politics. But his writing itself isn’t even that good and his arguments don’t really make a lot of sense.

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My wife gets mad at me for doing karate in the house

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

one of my friend's sisters

is a white belt in karate. i used to do tae kwon do. got too old for that.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know karate

I was a yellow belt in Aikido. My wife thinks I’m going to kick something over when I do karate.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sell her on some Kama Sutra aspect of karate

tell her it’ll be good for your relationship

by tominrehab on Mar 2, 2009 5:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ewwy!!!

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't stayed up all night in a long time.

you don’t even know how excited i am to sleep tomorrow. im gonna sleep like 13 hours i swear it.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:41 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Why are all you folks still up?

Ha, I was seriously going to make a comment about the sun coming up soon there and then remembered the sun doesn’t come up there until after 7.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

im gonna go on a nude jog THE SECOND i see the sun rise.

also i am up because i am doing homework and i am almost done with the homework but im not going to sleep after i finish it because then i would have to wake up in like 3 hours and i would rather not sleep at all then get 3 hours of sleep cuz that would make me like a zombie all day. i will just sleep FOREVER tomorrow.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy

I once went to check the mail on a Sunday in the nude with an umbrella and got the people who lived at the house in trouble.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

I haven’t watched the movie in years, I just had that Q Lazarus song stuck in my head and I was looking for a creepy avatar. What’s the most creepy avatar you can think of?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 5:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that would be a pic of you surrounded by candles and you would be wearing a monks robe.

and your hood would be on and all we could see is your mouth. smiling…. creeeepy.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That could be good

I don’t have a monk’s robe, just an all white suit for going to the Temple.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah just a suit

You can get them at the Men’s Warehouse. Just say you are Mormon and have to go to a wedding in the Temple.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

will they give me the suit for free?

will the guy with the gravely voice from the commercials be the guy that gives me my free white suit?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You got to buy it

I asked at one in Gresham and she didn’t know about the white suits.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how much longer are you gonna be in hawaii?

forever?

should i go to university of hawaii?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe, it depends on my sugar moma

She makes the big bucks and the reason we moved here. She said yesterday that she’s afraid her company will be sold but I’m not going to sweat it. She’s the controller there, underpaid, and only 32. They would be dumb to replace her since she’s working close to 80 hours a week (a big reason I’m still hanging out here away from work). As long as she’s still employed here and I am still employed, we’ll probably stay.

She has the earning potential to double or triple what I made so I’d gladly move to Honk Kong or something if she got a better job. If she can’t then I want to stay in Hawaii because I’m used to it here now and don’t mind my job.

U of H ain’t bad. Some stays have a tuition exchange so you should look into that. I know Idaho does it. Basically kids from Idaho can go to UH or kids from Hawaii can go to Idaho and pay in state tuition. There would be a little culture shock moving here but the weather is always nice and the campus area is pretty cool.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

school in hawaii would be shimmytastacular.

i could visit with you every evening, too! outback steakhouse? yes.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 7:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chilis

I have to be to work at 11:30 PM. My wife and her coworkers go to Chilis a lot after work so you could meet us there. The guy we go there with is from Australia and he’s not a big fan of the Outback Steakhouses.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did somebody watch that Duke vs. VT game last weekend?

I caught a replay of the final ten minutes today, and I was appalled by a) how many dumb plays and highly contested shots players take and b) how bad college refs officiate. In one instance in the final two minutes with a three point lead Duke was inbounding the ball on their baseline, and the guy catching it (Scheyer I think) was immediately double teamed hard and committed about three travels stepping around his pivot foot to prevent a steal or jump ball before Coach K or some player called timeout. Frightening that a trained ref didn’t even look at his feet in such a situation.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I saw Singler play when i was in high school.

he played for south medford (yes?) and they came up to Roseburg to play the indians. he had like 29 points, 14 rebounds, 9 assists. baller.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 5:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, in that game nobody looked like a player who would be good in the NBA. Singler maybe, but their guards and bigs were bad

I don’t watch that much college basketball before the final tournaments, but whenever I do I have a hard time seeing why many of these players are touted as good future pros. They would have a hard time to make it in Europe.

Last week I saw a few minutes of a UCLA game, and Darren Collison looked like someone who could play backup point guard on an NBA team immediately. I’m also not that high on Griffin from Oklahoma like all those analysts who have him going 1 or 2. The guy is 6’8’’ or 6’9’’ when measured correctly. If he reaches maximum potential, he looks like a Millsap/Boozer type but that would be when a lot goes right for him.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 2, 2009 5:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Curry doesn’t look like he’s got NBA star potential either… haven’t seen Rubio play save a few youtube clips of lobs to rudy. Griffin’s gonna be a bruiser. Millsap clone. same with Brockman up at UW. I have not seen Blair play. tons of people here love his game though…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

If I wouldn’t have changed my name, I would have more comments than Dave.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:08 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

tominhawaii was bigger than me

One guy was being really crass and I kept getting compared to him. The problem was that I walked the line of what was appropriate and not appropriate, and people who were inappropriate used tominhawaii as their excuse. I didn’t think changing my name would be that big of deal.

Having bab make the “tominrehab” name didn’t help matters because people thought he was me. All it really did was exemplify the reason I changed my name. Adding “inrehab” to any other name here, except maybe Mortimer, would probably not go over well.

Besides, It’s no fair that everyone has all these cool names and we know nothing about them. Everyone knew my name and where I lived.

I even had a friend in Portland e-mail me and say there her coworkers were wondering what happened to tomihnawaii because I wasn’t posting here. I just thought it was better to stay here as a different name and try not to be as mischievous and when the time is right, I might bring tih back.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

will your name tag at blazer's edge night read:

tominhawaii

or

dragline

?

or

no name tag?

you should wear your white suit, or nothing at all.

is tominrehab really bab?

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll probably go with my other name

BlazersFTW

I think rehab is bab, he said he was upstairs. But then I never know what is real and fake here anymore.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am real.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 7:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just like J-Lo?

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by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Tom i remember what you remind me of...

i used to use strawberry toothpaste manufactured by Tom’s of Maine. tominhawaii. tom’s of maine. there it is.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:32 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Jiggy

I got my name from chrisinhawaii at O-Live and Barrett’s blog.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 6:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that's lame.

no more respect from me will you get.

— Yoda

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 6:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll cut you

From the team or with a rusty spoon. You decide!

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I choose....

TO RESPECT YOU AGAIN! no spoon cutting necessary…

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Mar 2, 2009 7:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I know how to make a shank out of a toothbrush too.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice *JD*

had fun readin thru the post and comments here

by hotstuffdb22 on Mar 2, 2009 7:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

uggh

just got clowned royally by the MSP boys. All in a good day’s work.

by premthegrem on Mar 2, 2009 7:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

msp?

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 2, 2009 8:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya, I caughts parts of it

You were “jobbed” prem!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Mar 2, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lots o' comments already. But here's my list:

Smooth; automatic (too much work to just drive. I’m not drag racing here); there, they’re, and their isn’t as hard as you might think. But to be fair, I was an English major; no matter how you cut it, sliced bread is pretty great; US units. Metric confuses me. I was an English major remember?; Pepsi. There really is no debate; tea—iced and green. Of the comedies you listed, I can’t in good conscience choose between Seinfeld and A.D. They’re both too great. The Office (UK) should be there too; My favorite quark is the one that was in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids; I can’t prove your favorite color wrong; best season is summer; Ok, I’m just skipping the rest except the fastest person question. That one is clearly Superman. I mean, the guy flew fast enough to turn back time. I don’t see Flash or Bolt doing that. Superman: the best superhero ever.

by DrivetheLane on Mar 2, 2009 8:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Batmanuel > Superman

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does Superman have the largest variety of super powers?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tip for meters/second:

15 m/s is about 30 miles an hour (actually more like 33 1/2, but still…). Just double m/s to get mph or half mph to get meters per second.

by royroty on Mar 2, 2009 8:26 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Batmanuel?

If Batman and Superman went at it, there wouldn’t even be a contest. Superman would wipe the floor with him. Batman is rich, so he could probably buy some kyrptonite and that would even the playing field. But short of that, Superman clearly holds the title of best superhero.

Yes, I believe he also has the largest variety of superpowers.

by DrivetheLane on Mar 2, 2009 8:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batmanuel

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

by Dragline on Mar 2, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dude.

I’m not sure i even know what to say. is that the 3rd member of an infamous, animated, ambiguous crime-fighting team?

by DrivetheLane on Mar 2, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is on their website

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

42

Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.

by TTRocks on Mar 2, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Why has Carlos Boozer kidnapped a dozen kids

And is making them watch him look for jewelry on Overstock.com?

Are these sicks kids whose dream was to meet a Utah Jazz player, and he’s just making them watch him waste time looking for a new watch? Did he use his fame as a local celebrity athlete to lure these kids from a nearby school playground, and he gets some sort of sick thrill from making kidnapped children watch him surf the ’net?

WHY IS THE WHAT IS THE WHO IS THE DEAL HERE.

I did the link thingy but it didn’t seem like it worked. Right click and open this in a new window and click the video link.

http://www.overstock.com/carlos-boozer/18381/static.html#

There are so many mysteries in the universe we shan’t ever solve them all. But we shall try.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Mar 2, 2009 9:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My answers

 

Peanut Butter: smooth- i hate chunky, makes me gag

Manual or automatic transmission: I have a manual, which sucks b/c it hurts my leg.

Sliced bread: Why do people compare the next great thing to sliced bread? This is not a critical invention.: I have no idea, I actually buy my loaf of bread from Trader Joes, and it isn’t sliced…

There, they’re and their: Either we need to eliminate 2 of these words and give the remaining one all the meanings of the group or people just need to learn how to spell.: i think teachers need to teach kids to spell! Also, which witch and wich all need to be dealt with.

Metric vs. U.S. units: Even though metric is far superior, I still don’t have an accurate mental picture of how fast 15 m/s is or how warm 30 degrees Celsius is. And why isn’t there a metric (base-10) system for time?-what is a metric?

Coke or Pepsi? Coke , hands down!

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

What is the greatest television comedy? Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Arrested Development, something else? – The Simpsons , it never fails to make me laugh. Satire is always On Point and its the longest running sitcom EVER . . . that means its the best. The End

What is your favorite type of quark: up, down, bottom, top, strange or charmed? Strange?

The best color ever is clearly cobalt blue. Prove me wrong.: The best color ever is Green like my eyes

What is the best season? Basketball season is not an answer. Because I said so, that’s why.: The best season is the summer

Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to have never loved at all? Depends on the circumstances. Also, what exactly is one in love with? I would say I am glad I love the Blazers even though we wont win a championship this season.

Is Wikipedia the best thing since sliced bread? Hell no

Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? Why do people even include briefs anymore? I might as well include banana hammocks.- As a woman I would say BoxerBriefs are sexy and I prefer them

Should Pluto be a planet? Yes, it is a planet and changing that was one of the bazillion of stupid things GWB did

Who is faster: Superman, the Flash or Usain Bolt? Superman

Who has the more annoying voice: Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried? You do

I have a friend whose birthday is February 29th. On a non-leap year, should his birthday be celebrated on the 28th or the 1st? This is a critical question for him this year as he turns 21. Would he be legally allowed to drink on the 28th? NO it will be the first.

I never understood the point of giving February just 28 days. Why not take a day from January and a day from March give them to February and that way every month has at least 30 days.- uh what?

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on Mar 2, 2009 10:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

"Yes, it is a planet and changing that was one of the bazillion of stupid things GWB did"

I don’t buy that one…….I doubt GWB even knew it was a planet to begin with

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it was definitely a panel of astronomers

and everyone knows about pluto even the ex prez

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was just trying to bait some conservatives

I dont know much but based on GWB and co.’s assualt on science over the last 8 years, the demotion of Pluto is very indicative of their disrespect.

Sorry if I offended anyone.

Sophia

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on Mar 2, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"I heard the jury's still out on science."

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

is that you Gob?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Analyst-Therapist

Chunky
Manual
Who knows? Who cares? That’s why I have a Wustof bread knife.
People need to learn to spell
Metric, to heck with that, we need to use base 2!
Neither (in a past life I would have said Pepsi)
Coffee
Arrested Development
Strange (but I prefer muons)
Agreed
Strawberry season
Loved and lost…better for the liquor industry
No. But it’s the best thing since the invention of creamy peanut butter.
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
I’d swap grapefruit and watermelon in that scatter chart.
I welcome my video game-trained wasteland overlords!
Yes. But not a dog.
Light.
Fran Drescher. Now imagine if she and Gilbert Gottfried had a child…
1st.
This is just to piss your friend off so he has to wait an extra day to drink.

by DonkeyShins on Mar 2, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

so you're the world's 2nd analrapist?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, this is not going to end well for either you or Tobias Füncke...

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fünke. I think that's right.

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Luckily, I’m not a ‘nevernude’ like Tobias.

by DonkeyShins on Mar 2, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think of myself

As a ‘theyist’, thanks.

by DonkeyShins on Mar 2, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OKC blew a big lead to Dallas last week

watch them do it again.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yet

took them just over 2 min to cut the lead down to 12. darn you, OKC. darn you.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Down to 4 points with 4 minutes left.

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

FAITH-BASED BASKETBALL (tm)...

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You need both hands to pray...

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NINTH TURNOVER OF THE QUARTER FOR OKC.

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Still 2:30 -- I'll bet they can get to 14...

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dallas definetely deserved to lose that

did Dirk even touch the ball the last 2 minutes? Woooo!!! Thanks OKC!

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you OKC Sonics!

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 2, 2009 7:25 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Well, I guess we get to root for Zach Randolph next...

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Mar 2, 2009 7:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

or not... he's visiting his father in Indiana

I sort of have a wierd feeling they might win this though… Spurs on a back-2-back… Camby and Davis healthy… who knows?

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he is terrific

I feel kind of bad that such a good announcer is stuck with the suckiest team in professional sports. The Rays going to the World Series ended their reign as the STIPS.

acquire andre iguodala

by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lions

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

they had Barry Sanders a decade ago. Who have the Clippers had? Andre Miller? Elton Brand?

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

good point.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That was a great year.

The clips were better than the l@kers. I wonder how many l@ker fans switched sides for that season.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All of them

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 2, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just read the top of this thread

and found out tominrehab is not tominhawaii. That is really creepy. Really really creepy.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Mar 2, 2009 8:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

who would have thought that there was more than one guy named Tom that BEdged?

by tingeyga on Mar 2, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Jones just hit a 60 footer

to close the first quarter against the Spurs.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:10 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Fred Jones from 60 feet!

Spurs by 5 after 1.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 8:10 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's incredible

how bad the Clippers are. Skinner went after a ball, debatable out of bounds call to the Spurs, and he didn’t even argue.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

he just jogged up the court

and watched Mike Taylor throw up one of the worst shot attempts I’ve seen this season.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know it's bad

when watching DeAndre Jordan shoot free throws is more entertaining than watching the game.

“At least no one got hurt on those two attempts” – Lawler

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The guy must make people forget how to play basketball

that Miami team he was on last year was horrendous.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he did put up 17/5/4 in Minny 2 years ago when he made the "roach" comments

but he sure wasn’t helping anybody win even then.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Mar 2, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was Simmons

who named him Ricky “The Ebola Virus” Davis

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lawler

just referred to Camby and Davis as superstars.

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 9:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

heh

it was along the lines of “hey, now that is a great two-man game by two Clipper superstars, Camby and Baron.”

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by Cablinasian on Mar 2, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ah! it all makes sense now

the operative word in that sentence is “Clipper”

I could be a Clipper superstar

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Mar 2, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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