Yes

Classic quote

Smooth.

Automatic.

IDK WHY, BUT I LOVE SLICED BREAD WITH SMOOTH PB.

people need to learn how to spell. i won a spelling bee in 5th grade. buhleev it!!!

i dont want to talk about the metric system right now.

Coke.

Flavored iced tea.

Seinfeld is way up there. i also love that 70s show, scrubs, arrested development, and many others!

All of them?!?

crimson red.

i like fall. or autumn if you will. no you wont. fall. summer is good too. spring and winter are also excellent choices.

loved and lost. a life without love is…dumb.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE WIKIPEDIA. the answer is yes. i visit wikipedia almost as much as the bedge. which is A TON.

i haven’t worn briefs in probably 7 years. there’s your answer.

i’ve never tried a pomegranate.

hahahaaaa. i saw that vid yesterday. classic. <3 the onion <3

yes.

Usain. he is real. sorry kids.

Franwise gamgee. her voice makes me cry tears of blood.

that’s intense…. either way, it’s the 1st now so he can drink all he wants.

whoever did this whole 28 days of february deal is a real dummy-head.

it’s either 35 or 36 from what i’ve gathered….

good JD. gave me a break from my homework.

now if you’ll excuse me i’m going to stay up for the next 3 hours doing just that. good bye sleep, see you tomorrow…hopefully.

Gotta go with the smooth PB especially with extra salmonella.

Automatic, It’s to hard to talk on my cell phone while eating a sandwich with a stick to concern myself with.

I’m waiting for them to invent bread that’s double sliced, I’m patriotic.

This one bugs me, especially in conversation. Enunciate people.

All I know is I was going way too fast in Canada.

Coke, I drink it in the morning instead of coffee, I know what you’re thinking and yeas I am a health nut.

Again Coke

This is the toughest question of the bunch. I loved arrested development. The simpsons had like 8 years of consistent greatness. Nowadays it’s Flight of the Conchords, weeds, and the office are all really funny. hmmm I’ll give it to arrested development. Tobias might be the greatest character ever created, ever.

I like the up and down quarks most because I like my quarks like I like my women, low on mass.

Cobalt blue is fine, I’m sure you have many pretty dresses that color. =P

Summer is the best season. You can get drunk by the river and you’re not by yourself, in a sad state of miserey wondering how life could get to this point, then the rain falls and your wet.

Not loved. Look above.

Wiki is fun. My favorite is Mike Rice’s page.

Thong. It’s cobalt blue. I wash it once a week. Never on game days

I agree, stuff grapefruit.

My video game is teaching me how to steal cars, kill people, and run from police. Oh and how to get killed in 15 seconds when I play it online.

Pluto should not be a planet it is made of rock not gas. Out there that just doesn’t make cosmic sense. Wait what is cosmic sense?

Superman is faster than the Flash. Maybe not on foot, but when flying superman can spin the earth around so fast it reverses time. Try that Barry.

FD FTW

As a bartender I can tell you he won’t be able to drink until the 1st (at least in OR) So if I were him I’d celebrate it on the 1st.

Can’t we at least get rid of leap year?

That was kinda fun

tominhawaii or Dragline ???

Yesterday my wife and I saw an old man walking down the street in Waikiki wearing a shirt, a jacket, socks, shoes, and white underpants. He wasn’t wearing any pants and was walking down the street like he didn’t know he was pantsless. My wife thinks he forgot to put them on.

http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/

Sleepy super-cute bear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5c0X4MW_zE

i’m gonna have green eggs and ham this morning in your honor. not.

Paper over, or paper under?

Chunky

Manual

Then tear up yo’ bread n buy unsliced

Learn to spell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time

Coke

I like both

I’ll take Seinfeld off that list

Depends on my mood

I agree

Spring

Loved and lost

Yes. see above.

No briefs

At work. No can do.

At work. No flash player on stupid work computer to view youtube vids.

No

Usain

Ugh! Fran I guess but it’s close

The first.

I’m into the whole Feb. n=28.

too much procrastinated homework. Tom, how long will you be here to comfort me?

NO SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE!!!!!!!!!

Important question too…

I wager $20 I know who voted for 3 sea shells….suppose I could be wrong…

Oh. I love history too, but as a layman. WWII always interests me due to family that participated….

What I think would be cool is to contrast history from alternative angels, i.e., how historians from other countries, cultures, etc., chronicle the same event versus the Western perspective.

We need a poster with real BALLZ to ask what is wrong with our team and how we’re never going to amount to anything after a good WIN, not just after a loss.

Any weiner eater can bitch after a loss, after all. It takes a real man who comes back from any and all injuries right away to bitch like a 4 year old girl after a nice WIN.

Who is our brave poster to say we won’t make the playoffs now? Does such a manly man exist?

Morty

This JD has about doubled his post’s comment total already.

Because, that IS her voice. Gilbert Gottfried is playing a character with that voice.

Well, maybe CHOOSING to talk like that when you don’t have to is more annoying, but Gottfriend can be funny sometimes, in his dirty way. Drescher is just an oddity.

Yes, I have confirmed it. Drescher wins.

Mo

Peanut Butter: Is smooth or chunky better?
         Chunky owns

Manual or automatic transmission?
      Manual
Sliced bread: Why do people compare the next great thing to sliced bread? This is not a critical invention.
     I would probably starve so its critical for me.

There, they’re and their: Either we need to eliminate 2 of these words and give the remaining one all the meanings of the group or people just need to learn how to spell.
       Is this a question?

Metric vs. U.S. units: Even though metric is far superior, I still don’t have an accurate mental picture of how fast 15 m/s is or how warm 30 degrees Celsius is. And why isn’t there a metric (base-10) system for time?
          I fail at all things metric
Coke or Pepsi?
       I guess coke although I dont really mess with either
Tea or Coffee?
           Tea
What is the greatest television comedy? Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Arrested Development, something else?
            Seinfeld, " I choose not to run" and Trailer park boys is the funniest show ever.
   I dont think Friends should be there
What is your favorite type of quark: up, down, bottom, top, strange or charmed?
quark quark quark I like the sound of that
The best color ever is clearly cobalt blue. Prove me wrong.
            I cant thats the color of my pool cue.
What is the best season? Basketball season is not an answer. Because I said so, that’s why. In oregon probably fall It seems like in september we have consistently nice weather. and then my birthday is october

Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to have never loved at all?
               Loved

Is Wikipedia the best thing since sliced bread?
        its handy

Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? Why do people even include briefs anymore? I might as well include banana hammocks.
          Boxer Breifs, make you look like a stud

Discuss this web comic (NSFW language): http://xkcd.com/388/
               I like grapefruit. Lemons are harder to get at than grapefruit
Discuss this video: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games
Im gonna prolly die in the end times cause Im only good at bondage (james 007 bond Goldeneye) and there are no cyborgs or zombies involved
Should Pluto be a planet?
               Who cares
Who is faster: Superman, the Flash or Usain Bolt?
          Superman
Who has the more annoying voice: Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried?
         Gil
I have a friend whose birthday is February 29th. On a non-leap year, should his birthday be celebrated on the 28th or the 1st? This is a critical question for him this year as he turns 21. Would he be legally allowed to drink on the 28th?
                 Wjat?

I never understood the point of giving February just 28 days. Why not take a day from January and a day from March give them to February and that way every month has at least 30 days. what he said

for his game preview against Houston, he compared Bedgers to Bobby Jindahl.

He lashed out at us again, but with diminishing returns—only 15 comments in that thread.

Are BlazersManiacs (or Bowel Movements, as he likes to call us) really that bad? And why is the Minnesota guy mad… should it be the Utah guy or some other guy?

you don’t even know how excited i am to sleep tomorrow. im gonna sleep like 13 hours i swear it.

I caught a replay of the final ten minutes today, and I was appalled by a) how many dumb plays and highly contested shots players take and b) how bad college refs officiate. In one instance in the final two minutes with a three point lead Duke was inbounding the ball on their baseline, and the guy catching it (Scheyer I think) was immediately double teamed hard and committed about three travels stepping around his pivot foot to prevent a steal or jump ball before Coach K or some player called timeout. Frightening that a trained ref didn’t even look at his feet in such a situation.

If I wouldn’t have changed my name, I would have more comments than Dave.

i used to use strawberry toothpaste manufactured by Tom’s of Maine. tominhawaii. tom’s of maine. there it is.

had fun readin thru the post and comments here

Smooth; automatic (too much work to just drive. I’m not drag racing here); there, they’re, and their isn’t as hard as you might think. But to be fair, I was an English major; no matter how you cut it, sliced bread is pretty great; US units. Metric confuses me. I was an English major remember?; Pepsi. There really is no debate; tea—iced and green. Of the comedies you listed, I can’t in good conscience choose between Seinfeld and A.D. They’re both too great. The Office (UK) should be there too; My favorite quark is the one that was in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids; I can’t prove your favorite color wrong; best season is summer; Ok, I’m just skipping the rest except the fastest person question. That one is clearly Superman. I mean, the guy flew fast enough to turn back time. I don’t see Flash or Bolt doing that. Superman: the best superhero ever.

15 m/s is about 30 miles an hour (actually more like 33 1/2, but still…). Just double m/s to get mph or half mph to get meters per second.

If Batman and Superman went at it, there wouldn’t even be a contest. Superman would wipe the floor with him. Batman is rich, so he could probably buy some kyrptonite and that would even the playing field. But short of that, Superman clearly holds the title of best superhero.

Yes, I believe he also has the largest variety of superpowers.

Or can tell me where I could find it?

And is making them watch him look for jewelry on Overstock.com?

Are these sicks kids whose dream was to meet a Utah Jazz player, and he’s just making them watch him waste time looking for a new watch? Did he use his fame as a local celebrity athlete to lure these kids from a nearby school playground, and he gets some sort of sick thrill from making kidnapped children watch him surf the ’net?

WHY IS THE WHAT IS THE WHO IS THE DEAL HERE.

I did the link thingy but it didn’t seem like it worked. Right click and open this in a new window and click the video link.

http://www.overstock.com/carlos-boozer/18381/static.html#

There are so many mysteries in the universe we shan’t ever solve them all. But we shall try.

Mortimer

Peanut Butter: smooth- i hate chunky, makes me gag

Manual or automatic transmission: I have a manual, which sucks b/c it hurts my leg.

Sliced bread: Why do people compare the next great thing to sliced bread? This is not a critical invention.: I have no idea, I actually buy my loaf of bread from Trader Joes, and it isn’t sliced…

There, they’re and their: Either we need to eliminate 2 of these words and give the remaining one all the meanings of the group or people just need to learn how to spell.: i think teachers need to teach kids to spell! Also, which witch and wich all need to be dealt with.

Metric vs. U.S. units: Even though metric is far superior, I still don’t have an accurate mental picture of how fast 15 m/s is or how warm 30 degrees Celsius is. And why isn’t there a metric (base-10) system for time?-what is a metric?

Coke or Pepsi? Coke , hands down!

Tea or Coffee? Coffee

What is the greatest television comedy? Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Friends, Arrested Development, something else? – The Simpsons , it never fails to make me laugh. Satire is always On Point and its the longest running sitcom EVER . . . that means its the best. The End

What is your favorite type of quark: up, down, bottom, top, strange or charmed? Strange?

The best color ever is clearly cobalt blue. Prove me wrong.: The best color ever is Green like my eyes

What is the best season? Basketball season is not an answer. Because I said so, that’s why.: The best season is the summer

Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to have never loved at all? Depends on the circumstances. Also, what exactly is one in love with? I would say I am glad I love the Blazers even though we wont win a championship this season.

Is Wikipedia the best thing since sliced bread? Hell no

Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs? Why do people even include briefs anymore? I might as well include banana hammocks.- As a woman I would say BoxerBriefs are sexy and I prefer them

Should Pluto be a planet? Yes, it is a planet and changing that was one of the bazillion of stupid things GWB did

Who is faster: Superman, the Flash or Usain Bolt? Superman

Who has the more annoying voice: Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried? You do

I have a friend whose birthday is February 29th. On a non-leap year, should his birthday be celebrated on the 28th or the 1st? This is a critical question for him this year as he turns 21. Would he be legally allowed to drink on the 28th? NO it will be the first.

I never understood the point of giving February just 28 days. Why not take a day from January and a day from March give them to February and that way every month has at least 30 days.- uh what?

Sophia

Chunky
Manual
Who knows? Who cares? That’s why I have a Wustof bread knife.
People need to learn to spell
Metric, to heck with that, we need to use base 2!
Neither (in a past life I would have said Pepsi)
Coffee
Arrested Development
Strange (but I prefer muons)
Agreed
Strawberry season
Loved and lost…better for the liquor industry
No. But it’s the best thing since the invention of creamy peanut butter.
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
I’d swap grapefruit and watermelon in that scatter chart.
I welcome my video game-trained wasteland overlords!
Yes. But not a dog.
Light.
Fran Drescher. Now imagine if she and Gilbert Gottfried had a child…
1st.
This is just to piss your friend off so he has to wait an extra day to drink.

did Dirk even touch the ball the last 2 minutes? Woooo!!! Thanks OKC!

18/10/9… but 6 for 17 shooting, 6 turnovers;