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We're Trail Blazer fans!! We Rock!!

It is time for the latest installment. I took the classic Grand Funk Railroad song American Band and Blazerized for your enjoyment ...(Orginal Version for comparisons sake.....it has More Cowbell!!).

 

Back from the road after four or five games,
Two or three road updates from LetsBlaze.
Sweet, sweet Sophia -- doin her act,
She had the whole board hoppin' and thats a natural fact.
Up all night with Dave the king,
I got to tell you bloggin's his thing.
Talkin B-roy an L-Train keeps us right,
As long as we can make it to the Garden tonight.

Chorus
We're Trail Blazer fans.
We're Trail Blazer fans.
We're from Blazersedge.com, we'll melt yer servers right down.
We're Trail Blazer fans.

Ol' Stop n Pop from Canis Hoopus,
Was waitin for us guys to return from the game.
Feelin good, feelin right, its saturday night,
We jus beat the pups -- which was out-a-sight.
Now, this fine blogger,he had a plan,
he called us out and it got outta hand.
so we said, come on, dude, lets get it on,
And we proceeded to tear his site right down.

Chorus
We're Trail Blazer fans.
We're Trail Blazer fans.
We're from Blazersedge.com, we'll melt yer servers right down.
We're Trail Blazer fans.

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Chorus

We're Trail Blazer fans, ooo-ooo.
Rabid Trail Blazer fans, ooo-ooo.
We're Trail Blazer fans, ooo-ooo.

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LOL!!!1

the pants that dude is wearing in that clip are genius!!!

the orange on white look is so hot right now!

Give the man his "M"!!!

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Mar 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

those pants are epic.

nice songwriting btw 92. Your parody skills are almost as underrated as Joel Przybilla’s rebounding and defensive skills.

by prezofdeath on Mar 15, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, you should have gone pro

Superman wears Tyler Hansbrough underwear. - JTDuck22

by maid tu rek on Mar 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah! Who could forget...

Mark Farner’s wild shirtless lyrics? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer?

by Wotan on Mar 14, 2009 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SSSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic Rock Lives Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome rewrite on the lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the link to the Original GFRR Clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard some Mark Farner’s newest stuff awhile back and I thought it was pretty dang good!

92wastheyear ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks and B-Rex ROARS!!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LaMarvelous on Mar 15, 2009 12:59 AM PDT reply actions  

i knew you were good at !!!!!! marks

but i think my eyes are bleeding from that comment.

by prezofdeath on Mar 17, 2009 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now ...

…I need to post it over at Canus…and get banned. hehe

jk

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 15, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If I get banned on a bunch of SB Nation blogs

Will they take me all the way out of contention on all SB Nation blogs? I haven’t been banned on any yet. I wouldn’t mind getting banned there though.

Writing something over there is like taking part in a sit in during the civil rights movement. I’m just not sure who I’m offending by comparing old racists from the ’50’s and ’60’s to the Voldemort of basketball blogs.

by tominhawaii on Mar 15, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you get banned

all that will happen is you won’t be able to join the SB version of the FBI (won’t pass the background check). As far as offending people re the sit in thing….MLK stole that…from Ghandi….just like Bill Gates stole Windows from Steve Jobs.

"You're welcome friend
I love you."
- Tom "Dragline" inHawaii

by 92wastheyear on Mar 15, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

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