ODEN middle school photo
by NKing on Mar 13, 2009 2:48 PM PDT
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this is unreal, he must have dominated middle school basketball. I don't really know what else to say, except this photo makes me like Oden a little more. It's friday, work is done, go blazers. Can't wait to see the comments on monday of this picture. If anyone lives near mississippi st. check out the new bottle shop called Bridgetown bottle shop off of mississippi and shaver, the owners cool, always has the blazer game on during game days.
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No picture for me
just a blank square with a red “x” in the upper corner.
Wow he only looks like he is in his mid thirties there.
How tall do we think he is in this picture?
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Over 6 foot, or the hall is very shallow
Does Greg wear contact lenses now? Maybe he doesn’t see the action on the court right ;-)
I think he should sport the Kareem goggles.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
by DaNoose on Mar 13, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh absolutely
it could be his “thing”
"Travis has more hops than a bunny in a brewery. He elevates so high his seat doubles as a flotation device."
-Dave
by SabonisBonus on Mar 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe on throwback day
he can sport the Walton short shorts. That would be hillarious (sp?).
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
Google is great.
You know you are in the internet right? You can check the spelling of your words before you post them. It’s called google.
He got that laser surgery thingy
Can you imagine if that went wrong?
He’d look so awesome with Buck Williams style goggles. Oh well… he got Lasik.
Maybe his eyes will become a bust as well and my dream of Oden wearing goggles will come true.
Morty
WHAT IS THAT 50 YEAR OLD DOING WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL?!?!?!
PERVERT,
…oh wait that is just Greg j/k
"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08
Oden punched that girl so hard in the face,
that you can’t even recognize her facial features like eyes, nose, and mouth anymore. Just a big glob.
He is the enforcer we are looking for, obviously.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!! (© LaMarvelous--Used by Permission)
by prezofdeath on Mar 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
that oden looks like he wouldn’t hurt a fly…
"Travis has more hops than a bunny in a brewery. He elevates so high his seat doubles as a flotation device."
-Dave
by SabonisBonus on Mar 13, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's just that Oden goes for chickies with rather plain faces, it would seem...
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
I went to school with a guy that was 6'1" in 6th grade...... Oden looks like he's more like 6'4" here.......
Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...
he must've gotten so many weird looks in middle school
People were probably like, did you just get back from college? And greg’s like, um I’m thirteen.
Ball Don't Lie
Just call me Ruffin Tumble- Michael Ruffin.
30?
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Mar 13, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The parents would know when it's time to talk about the birds and the bees
Because their daughter came home broken in half by an apologetic Greg Oden.
Mortimer, should maybe delete this joke.
by Mortimer on Mar 14, 2009 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for having the balls to say it facing punishment
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 14, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a "Of Mice and Men" reference
don’t worry. I got your back
"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams
"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer
by Fund A Mental on Mar 16, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
This is amazing.
Thanks for this REC
Stay Healthy.
Sign Nate Robinson RFA
Win Championship !
Didnt Greg say
that he was terrible in middle school… like he couldnt even hit a layup or somthin? How????
probably REALLY goofy
it’s hard being coordinated when you grow like that. You’re not comfortable in your body yet.
"Travis has more hops than a bunny in a brewery. He elevates so high his seat doubles as a flotation device."
-Dave
by SabonisBonus on Mar 13, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had 6'8 13 year olds on my teams before
It’s like watching a baby giraffe,a drunk baby giraffe, taking it’s first steps. More rapid growth = Less co-ordination.
by Se Hace La Vista Gorda on Mar 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ADORABLE
That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
"It all depends on where his growth will come and we think his growth will come within us" -- Kevin Pritchard on Jerryd Bayless
they should really put a date on this pic
cause i think the glasses prove that he is as old as he looks. I mean those are straight from the 50’s.
"Howard, he know me" Rudy
Haha, amazing
Greg was a huge beast. Man, I thought my middle school years were awkward. Can’t imagine what it’d be like for dudes like Gregory Wayne.
He has to 6’5" here.
What a cutie. I think Greg is a good looking guy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
silly
hes a boy.
Father of God
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 14, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he did, who do you think bought the alcohol???
Considering many call him a bust and injury prone and never amount to anything. If he plays one more game this regular season, he will have played one more game than any time in bynums career, the one non-playing year excepted. Yet NO ONE in LA complains about Bynum being injury prone, all they ever do is talk about how they can’t wait until he comes back.
I think some of it is that Portland remembers Bowie, and secondly that donkeys always REMIND us of that when they talk trash and it angers us that Oden cant prove them wrong until he is healthy. - GreatOden'sRaven
by maid tu rek on Mar 13, 2009 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was prolly the BMOC
He likes ladies and parties because he is 21 and any healthy 21 year old should like ladies and parties.
Is that really a mystery? I doubt he’s making up for lost time, Greg Oden would have always been popular.
Morty
saraveza's
a good bottle shop too- projects blazer games on the back wall, too- let’s go packers! (and north portland blazer fans)
Look how long his arms are!!
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Also: COMCAST SUCKS!
I noticed that too
They’re like two long cables extending from his shoulders. Ridiculous.
People forget/don't notice
Because he’s so buff, but his arms are as long or longer than LMA’s.
LMA is just skinny so his arms look lankier.
Oden has an incredible body. Tailor made by God to dominate the NBA. It’s why we knew his name when this picture was taken.
Mort
Mort...
Oden has an incredible body. Tailor made by God
I just have to ask, is that you in the pic next to him? You sure seem smitten by him a little. Just a little.
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
I wonder how much beer he bought in his formative years
Considering many call him a bust and injury prone and never amount to anything. If he plays one more game this regular season, he will have played one more game than any time in bynums career, the one non-playing year excepted. Yet NO ONE in LA complains about Bynum being injury prone, all they ever do is talk about how they can’t wait until he comes back.
I think some of it is that Portland remembers Bowie, and secondly that donkeys always REMIND us of that when they talk trash and it angers us that Oden cant prove them wrong until he is healthy. - GreatOden'sRaven
Greg Oden:
not getting carded since c. 1999
"We really don't reference the rulebook." ~Joe Borgia, NBA VP of referee operations, to Henry Abbot regarding the calling (or lack thereof) of traveling.
This pic only proves what we already knew about Greg.
He likes the white meat.
"- It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog."
Seth: Posting and Toasting
Look closer, that’s Steve Urkel with a 5 year old.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
Of course he dominated playing against little girls.
People have been cajoling him to pick on somebody his own size forever.
Spanish Main: The point of departure for enormous wealth in the form of gold, silver, gems, spices, hardwoods, hides, alley-oops, assists and three pointers.
Canzano wrote an article
Saying he wanted to Believe Oden wanted to play against men. He really did, Greg.
It was condescending and belittling and arrogantly written, but it made Oden switch to a boys league, and the rest is history.
Mortimer
He looks so young there. I'd guess arund 24,25ish.
Roy Tribute
Treat people well because Karma can hit you at any second.
lol, it was close, I didn't know wether to flag or rek
Superman wears Tyler Hansbrough underwear. - JTDuck22
That was nasty and it made me lol
Are you following me camera guy? That's why I don't do 360 dunks anymore.
Another photo ...
Man, I wish I had the photo of him as the “team manager.” Dude was the tallest in the picture … and he wasn’t even playing. I think it was for Sarah Scott in Terre Haute, Ind. I worked with a guy who was his coach … and there is a team photo on his desk. Greg Oden, team manager.
5 o'clock Shadow
It seemed the guys with 5:00 shadows always dominated us peachy-faced young’uns in middle school sports. The Cvitanovich boys were powerhouses. Greg looks like he has to keep a rechargable razor in his peechee.
Also, look at how huge his hands are… can you imagine lifting those meaty mitts over your head for a lay-up even once a game? Forget that crap, I’m throwing bounce passes and getting my lanky butt out of the way.
He's gonna woop your a--!
-Shad
"If a doctor ever gives me six months to live, I want it in basketball time." - Marc Acito
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