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Ben's picture of this L*ker fan really got me motivated. I thought I should point out ALL of the things I noticed about this guy. He epitomizes everything I hate about that "standard L*ker fan." Let me know if I missed anything.

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Monday, we sat close to some Faker Fans

My favorite was the douche wearing he large Bluetooth during the game.

He was next to the anal hole holding up the fluorescent green “Kobe for MVP” sign, who was wearing huge white sunglasses the whole game.

Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game

by iDea on Mar 11, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah just a few seats away from me was this fat black chick

than was of course rockin a K*be jersey with the 2 and the 4 were about 2 feet apart from each other. Wearing tight jeans and gold shoes.

Pretty much epitomizes the L* fans.

"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08

by SpyderRyder on Mar 11, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to pick on just one guy

but he’s a pretty good illustration of what I hate about Laker fans.

If you love the Lake Show that much… move back down there.

by T$ 225 on Mar 11, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hilarious you should say that

I had a friend and co-worker who loved the L*kers. He was less flagrant than this guy but he did have a Faker tattoo. Anyway, he couldn’t take it anymore, moved back to Los Angeles last year.

by GUnit on Mar 11, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

maybe he’s just a kobe fanboy who acts like a blazer fan otherwise? creepy.

by appel82 on Mar 11, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are the worst. Douche bags in sheep’s clothing if you will…

by ArbyOSU on Mar 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid breakdown

i’d add the 2nd undershirt (white, you can see it around his neck) to my list of obnoxious things.

i'm ready to graduate now.

kthx.

by hossticles on Mar 11, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget

The T’s don’t match either

by usdblazerfan on Mar 11, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.

True. When you look closely, there are O’s, and zero’s mixed in all over. Even where he wrote “K0BE”

TO0 GOOD
T0 HATE

The more I look at this, the more I laugh. Sasha Vujacic would be so jealous of this T-shirt.

by GUnit on Mar 11, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My theory

Is that he didn’t use the correct too initially then added that zero to make up for it.

by GUnit on Mar 13, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's true cause the Kerning is off

OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!

by Portland89 on Mar 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow you are an assasin with those red circles

reced for sure
somebody, anybody post this on a Lakers blog please.
I cant do it cause I just would never be caught dead there. (Im Lazy)

by tevisthe4th on Mar 11, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

One more thing G Unit

No offense to your name but This dude probably plays “Im a mother blankin P.I.M.P” on loop when has his music playing devices on.

by tevisthe4th on Mar 11, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That is about as good as the time I saw a circa 1984 Buick “pimped” out with a gold Honda emblem on the hood, cheap purple window tint (bubbled of course), hub cap spinners, silver chrome wheel well covers (you know that looks good with the gold accents), a window sticker that read “NEUSPEED” on the windshield in big white letters, and a faded blue paint job touched up with blue spray paint that did not match.

You cant help but stare and just go “WTF” in your head while you see a very small (I repeat, very small) hispanic gentleman get in the car, dressed all ghetto fabulous in his new $150 kicks with Value Village sports gear on, and stare you down the whole time all macho like. He had to be mentally handicapped.

Thats how I feel about this pic… and the guy in it.

"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland

by Blazer on Mar 12, 2009 1:02 AM PDT reply actions  

what a grade A goober.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Mar 12, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if this guy realizes he's being ripped on this forum?

It would be awesome if he came in here to try and defend himself.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 12, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I would comment on the hat?

what is that?

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks too big for his nog.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT

it looks like he used a Zero in K*be’s name! Freudian slip by him.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome!!

From here on out it’s K0BE instead of KOBE

by sock_eye on Mar 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

K0be

That looks good!

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the t-shirts you could get made

down at the Slauson Swapmeet

Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is a Kobe lover trying to look like Deron Williams?

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 7:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Is he what the kids would call "a tool"?

I’m not sure the definition of it.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He probably is an a-hole,

but I think he’s dressed more like a d-bag.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Mar 14, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this thread as a fanshot at the Clippers site

L@kers don’t have an SB Nation site. I am sure some Clip fans will appreciate it and get it moving in the right direction.

by HardCorvallis on Mar 13, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I think Clip fans will appreciate it too!

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

People are actually fans of the Clippers?

by Escrote on Mar 17, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Plain Awesome!!!

This is probably the single greatest post in the history of BlazersEdge….Well Done!

by PDXShogun on Mar 14, 2009 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI

For those of you who didn’t see it, the guy in the picture found us. He was on here commenting but his verbage got him banned and comments deleted. Word really spread I guess.

by GUnit on Mar 14, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

and of course his name was iluvh8ers

i wouldn’t expect anything less from a l*kers fan

by airjordanxi on Mar 14, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of sad

I feel bad for him now.

Are you following me camera guy? That's why I don't do 360 dunks anymore.

by Dragline on Mar 14, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guys like that don't get their feelings hurt by this...

They are well-insulated by their egos. Didn’t someone mention on Ben’s original posting of the pic who the guy was? A baseball player or something?

Play Ben G.

by Artie Fufkin on Mar 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

him hearing about this

makes it so much more awesome. "Darn, my team got blown out. I’ll go check their website and talk trash…. hmmm hey look it’s a picture of me— O M ….. They found all my insecurities and put red circles around them on TEH INTERNET!!

Seriously, one of the best moments of blazers edge. I do hope this gets passed to every team that meets the lakers in the playoffs. Of course, if we get the four seed, that might just be the 8th seed and us :)

by lurtsman on Mar 15, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

He’s probably thinking: “I hope my family doesn’t see this”

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 16, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

I missed it!

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Mar 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of mean spirited... but

I guess he deserves it for dressing like that to a Blazer game esp. one they get blown out at

by two buck chuck on Mar 14, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your name

People tell me about that stuff all the time.

Are you following me camera guy? That's why I don't do 360 dunks anymore.

by Dragline on Mar 14, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

What I hate most about the L0s Angel0s L*kers is K0be Fanboy.

My favorite part of the Blazers beating down the l*kers every time is when their fans take the walk of shame out of the arena with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

by tweener on Mar 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the font

Anyone who would use that ridiculous Cooper black font from the Garfield comics and Pay less shoe stores really knows how to show how “cool” they are when it comes to shirt print making. K0be would be so proud!

by GDBlazers7 on Mar 14, 2009 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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