Ben's picture of this L*ker fan really got me motivated. I thought I should point out ALL of the things I noticed about this guy. He epitomizes everything I hate about that "standard L*ker fan." Let me know if I missed anything.
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Monday, we sat close to some Faker Fans
My favorite was the douche wearing he large Bluetooth during the game.
He was next to the anal hole holding up the fluorescent green “Kobe for MVP” sign, who was wearing huge white sunglasses the whole game.
Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game
yeah just a few seats away from me was this fat black chick
than was of course rockin a K*be jersey with the 2 and the 4 were about 2 feet apart from each other. Wearing tight jeans and gold shoes.
Pretty much epitomizes the L* fans.
"Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. They are working the rest of the league like a speed bag." - Bill Simmons 6/26/08
I don't want to pick on just one guy
but he’s a pretty good illustration of what I hate about Laker fans.
If you love the Lake Show that much… move back down there.
Hilarious you should say that
I had a friend and co-worker who loved the L*kers. He was less flagrant than this guy but he did have a Faker tattoo. Anyway, he couldn’t take it anymore, moved back to Los Angeles last year.
My only surprise is that he wasn't rocking these

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
solid breakdown
i’d add the 2nd undershirt (white, you can see it around his neck) to my list of obnoxious things.
i'm ready to graduate now.
kthx.
Haha.
True. When you look closely, there are O’s, and zero’s mixed in all over. Even where he wrote “K0BE”
TO0 GOOD
T0 HATE
The more I look at this, the more I laugh. Sasha Vujacic would be so jealous of this T-shirt.
I was suprised he used the correct 'too"
bayless leaves over my dead body
by thomasikehara on Mar 13, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
it's true cause the Kerning is off
OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!
Wow you are an assasin with those red circles
reced for sure
somebody, anybody post this on a Lakers blog please.
I cant do it cause I just would never be caught dead there. (Im Lazy)
One more thing G Unit
No offense to your name but This dude probably plays “Im a mother blankin P.I.M.P” on loop when has his music playing devices on.
Wow
That is about as good as the time I saw a circa 1984 Buick “pimped” out with a gold Honda emblem on the hood, cheap purple window tint (bubbled of course), hub cap spinners, silver chrome wheel well covers (you know that looks good with the gold accents), a window sticker that read “NEUSPEED” on the windshield in big white letters, and a faded blue paint job touched up with blue spray paint that did not match.
You cant help but stare and just go “WTF” in your head while you see a very small (I repeat, very small) hispanic gentleman get in the car, dressed all ghetto fabulous in his new $150 kicks with Value Village sports gear on, and stare you down the whole time all macho like. He had to be mentally handicapped.
Thats how I feel about this pic… and the guy in it.
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
what a grade A goober.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I wonder if this guy realizes he's being ripped on this forum?
It would be awesome if he came in here to try and defend himself.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
I would comment on the hat?
what is that?
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
It looks too big for his nog.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
WAIT
it looks like he used a Zero in K*be’s name! Freudian slip by him.
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
by johnv59 on Mar 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome!!
From here on out it’s K0BE instead of KOBE
Sounds good to me.
K0be
That looks good!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of the t-shirts you could get made
down at the Slauson Swapmeet
Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
Why is a Kobe lover trying to look like Deron Williams?
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
No, just trying to look like someone who went on a $31.00 shopping spree at Gen-X.
by ArbyOSU on Mar 13, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is he what the kids would call "a tool"?
I’m not sure the definition of it.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we have a classic on our hands here. Just a plain old case of being an "a-hole"... oldy but goody.
He probably is an a-hole,
but I think he’s dressed more like a d-bag.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR
by rockingharder on Mar 14, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I posted this thread as a fanshot at the Clippers site
L@kers don’t have an SB Nation site. I am sure some Clip fans will appreciate it and get it moving in the right direction.
I think Clip fans will appreciate it too!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
great idea.
Anyone outside of their fandom would appreciate this!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Mar 13, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
People are actually fans of the Clippers?
Just Plain Awesome!!!
This is probably the single greatest post in the history of BlazersEdge….Well Done!
FYI
For those of you who didn’t see it, the guy in the picture found us. He was on here commenting but his verbage got him banned and comments deleted. Word really spread I guess.
That's kind of sad
I feel bad for him now.
Are you following me camera guy? That's why I don't do 360 dunks anymore.
Guys like that don't get their feelings hurt by this...
They are well-insulated by their egos. Didn’t someone mention on Ben’s original posting of the pic who the guy was? A baseball player or something?
Play Ben G.
by Artie Fufkin on Mar 14, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
him hearing about this
makes it so much more awesome. "Darn, my team got blown out. I’ll go check their website and talk trash…. hmmm hey look it’s a picture of me— O M ….. They found all my insecurities and put red circles around them on TEH INTERNET!!
Seriously, one of the best moments of blazers edge. I do hope this gets passed to every team that meets the lakers in the playoffs. Of course, if we get the four seed, that might just be the 8th seed and us :)
lol
He’s probably thinking: “I hope my family doesn’t see this”
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
Oh no!
I missed it!
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR
by rockingharder on Mar 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of mean spirited... but
I guess he deserves it for dressing like that to a Blazer game esp. one they get blown out at
I like your name
People tell me about that stuff all the time.
Are you following me camera guy? That's why I don't do 360 dunks anymore.
I love this
What I hate most about the L0s Angel0s L*kers is K0be Fanboy.
My favorite part of the Blazers beating down the l*kers every time is when their fans take the walk of shame out of the arena with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.
Love the font
Anyone who would use that ridiculous Cooper black font from the Garfield comics and Pay less shoe stores really knows how to show how “cool” they are when it comes to shirt print making. K0be would be so proud!


































