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Junk Drawer 3/11/09: College Basketball Sucks edition

Link for reference

 

I am an NBA fan.  I am not a college basketball fan.  Why?  Because it sucks.

I do not want to have to learn and develop opinions about 895 different teams.  I don't want to watch 6'1 white kids running around for 40 seconds per possession.  I don't like my tax money paying for coaches who don't win.  I don't like having halves, instead of quarters.  If I wanted soccer, I would watch soccer, and soccer is boring, therefore college basketball is boring.  Q.E.D.

Seriously, each team has maybe one guy who MIGHT make the pros, and even less of a chance to make it on my team.  Why should I care? 

Be honest:  most people only care when the tournament comes around, and then only because they can win the office pool. 

Anybody actually watch regular season games with interest?  Do you ever watch a team that isn't your alma mater? 

The link above is a good one, assuming it works. 

And always remember:  A stated opinion is a fact, and any disagreement is wrong because the other person is rooting for the terrorists to win.  I learned that on Fox News.

 

(maybe next time someone will write a worthwhile junk drawer before 11:15!)

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There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Only thirty-four to go!

Make that thirty-three.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of college basketball: Nice Blake Griffin article in the NYT

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/09/sports/ncaabasketball/09griffin.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Still not really sold on him, and he is out of reach for the Blazers anyway. But he could make our division harder if he joins OKC.

I second your motion that most guys on NCAA teams are not fun to watch, either for a lack of athletic talent and/or a lack of shot selection. And refereeing on the college level is certainly not better than in the pros.

by Norsktroll on Mar 11, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Referring is WAAAY better on the college level

perhaps only because the game is slower. You never see refs take over a game in college the way they do in the the pros. NBA officiating is the worst in the world of sports.

by T$ 225 on Mar 11, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched a Duke – VT game a week or so ago that was decided by the refs when they didn’t call a Dukie (Scheyer?) committing like three travels when he was double teamed after the inbounding play and desperately stepped around his pivot foot to keep the ball.

by Norsktroll on Mar 11, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You obviously

don’t watch the Pac-10. Referees dictate games all the time in college.

by morg on Mar 11, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like NCAA ball for the same reasons Norsktroll said

And I gotta agree with him, the reffing is even worse than the NBA— though I don’t think NBA refs are that bad, once you watch the Olympics or Euroball or NCAA. NBA refs are a billion times better, and NCAA are just as bad (if not worse) at giving famous players star treatment.

NCAA ball is for people who like watching white guys box out. It is boring as hell because everyone is bad at basketball. I didn’t go to a cool or big college though, so maybe I’d feel different if I went to a school worth following. The talent level and reffing just makes it arduous to watch when ya got the NBA.

And I hope no one says “college kids play harder”. You can watch the Wiz vs the Bucks in January and everyone except the Ricky Davis’ of the world are playing as hard as any untalented college kid.

I don’t mind people preferring the NCAA, just that their reasons for it are usually wrong. Not opinion wise, but factually, wrong.

Mortimer, NBA fan

by Mortimer on Mar 11, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

College basketball is boring

Watching amateurs play is more fun for some sports, but NOT basketball. The worse the players, the sloppier the game, the less fun it is. On raw talent, thus raw fun.

NBA >>> MNCAA >> WNBA > MHS > WNCAA > WHS.

It’s pretty simple. The better the players are, the more fun it is to watch. Don’t believe me? Look at jersey sales, attendance etc. etc. etc. Some people will disagree, but they’re a major minority.

Now other sports have different arguments. Wrestling gets slower and more boring as you move up because everyone becomes so good and more evenly matched. HS > College > Professional. Same with MMA. Close, evenly matched fights tend to be dull, whereas when one guy holds an edge it’s a lot more fun to watch. That’s another topic though!

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Add soccer

to the list of sports made more interesting by unequal teams. When two really class clubs play each other, you get a lot of solid positional defending and the best opportunities come off of set pieces. When it’s one really good team and a marginal one, the better team generates a ton of clever attacking opportunities but frequently leaves itself vulnerable to quick counterattacks. Give me Man U-Fulham compared to Liverpool-Real Madrid any day.

by BlazersOrBust on Mar 11, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I couldn’t go through all sports, but most fall into each category. Wrestling is just the biggest offender of HS > Pro to me.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there such a thing as professional wrestling?

I’m ignoring, of course, the pseudo-sport called “wrestling” that the WWE and others promote.

One thing that makes a sport interesting—even at the pro level—is when styles matter. In boxing, you have the paradox that a out-fighter (like Ali) can usually beat a brawler (like Foreman), who can usually beat an infighter (like Frazier), but the in-fighter generally has the advantage against the outfighter.

The Blazers, for instance, are most vulnerable to teams with quick guards. The Lakers, fortunately, don’t have any.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ignoring, of course, the pseudo-sport called "wrestling" that the WWE and others promote.

An argument could be made that MMA is the professional version of amateur wrestling. Or at least, as close as it gets. It’s not really my thing though.

This, of course, doesn’t ignore the infamous 2000 Olympics wrestling team..

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, MMA is a different sport than wrestling

just as it’s a different sport than boxing or judo, even though it combines elements from all three.

At least MMA is a sport, though.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That said

I’d love to see nothing more than a chair thrown at the IOC chairman’s head.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMA is wrestling, ewwww

MMA >>>>>> Wrestling = Boxing

Although all of the ridiculous rule changes made thanks to John McCains uneducated rants hasn’t helped the integrity of the sport IMO.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Professional Wrestling"

I guess I mainly mean the olympics, which tends to be the best of the best among college guys for us anyway.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intensity

is the big draw in college BB. Fan involvement, too. Nobody can argue that college players are as good as the pros, but they definitely play with greater intensity.

by T$ 225 on Mar 11, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

College basketball actually is kind of boring

Way too much overcoaching, the lane is too clogged, etc.

That said, soccer is NOT boring. At it’s best, it is the most artistic, creative, and free-flowing of all sports.

by samuelleejackson on Mar 11, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Soccer is one of those religious arguments

that probably is best kept out of bedge. Either you love it and appreciate it, or you loathe it and think its boring.

I myself enjoy both soccer AND American football…

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless you are watching the Mexican national team

pass backwards for 15 of the 20 minutes per half

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that was an exaggeration but really

a solid 25 of 45 minutes per half is spent passing back with their team. Soccer is interesting when you have agressive teams, ala Germany / England

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, the Mexican national team has its purpose

which is to get stomped on by the United States side.

Every team needs its personal beeyotch, and for US soccer, it’s Mexico.

Don’t know why that is, but it is.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

True...

but we own ’em on neutral sites, as well as games played in the US.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also while exciting aggrevating

when spain and portugal play soccer Divac style

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

College hoops vs the pros

I’ll agree straight out—the pro game is infinitely better—and anyone who tells you otherwise isn’t paying attention. While college players do “play their hearts out”, and there are certainly loafers in the NBA—the level of play in the pros is a hundred times better, and the 82-game schedule is brutality.

A similar observation applies to college football.

That said, the college game is interesting—just like college football is interesting—for reasons beyond tourney betting or the enjoyment of watching your alma mater win (or their rivals lose).

It’s a bit more of a coach’s game—the greater diversity in talent levels makes a few tactics that simply aren’t useful in the pro game, useful and interesting.

Zone defense is seldom played in the pros, other than for short stretches—but it’s common in the college game. Likewise the Princeton offense.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

But Football is a different situation,

and way more enjoyable at the college level.
Basketball relies much more on individual talent, so with so many more teams in NCAA it becomes much more amateur.

College football feels much more pure, because though individual players do make a big difference, coaching and good playmaking has even more sway.

I think the 82-game argument is really good. But doesn’t stand up to College football, as they play the same number of games (with similar frequency) as the Pros.

College Football >>> NFL

NCAA Basketball <<< NBA

^scientific facts ^

OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-OAPsB9vyM

by Portland89 on Mar 11, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NCAA Tourney basketball is probably the most entertaining event in all of sports

The one and done factor and the many many games on at any single time during the first couple of rounds, means you have consistently meaningful moments and upsets over and over again. I would agree that the “basketball” itself isn’t as good. However, the event as entertainment is great.

by TPfor3 on Mar 11, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

I like College Basketball

and attendance of MANY college basketball games is doing quite well..

that being said.. I can definitely agree with the sentiments about the number of teams.. I would have to shatter every bone in my body and have a virtual reality headpiece to watch even 3% of regular college basketball games.. it is just waaay too much.. I scout out a couple of interesting matchups every couple of weeks and let that be enough until March…

the College game is interesting because you get to see sort of a fusion of eurobasketball and NBA.. some amazing team play with occasionally bursts of individual excellence..

Also.. anyone who thinks the quality of a game between two elite college programs is infinitely worse than watching the Kings and the Wizards play.. well.. i don’t think you are measuring the right things…

unfortunately.. the officiating sucks no matter what level you watch..

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Mar 11, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah

totally agree with the attending bit.
I was at a few U of O games during their run (2 years ago?) and the atmosphere at a college ball game is just epic. really really awesome.

OH! HE JAMS WITH TWO HANDS! You gotta be kidding me!
Now don't get too excited Bayless, We'll let MB do that -
No get excited! TELL EM WHERE YOU'RE FROM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-OAPsB9vyM

by Portland89 on Mar 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like my tax money paying for coaches who don’t win.

Listen to me, we turn over 12 million dahlas to the University. Twelve Million!

Get some facts and come back and see me.

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.

by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Please don't take me seriously. I have far too little knowledge to be serious about this subject.

I do believe in Greg, I do believe in Greg. I do I do I do I do I do believe in Greg.

by TheTinfoil on Mar 11, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally!

I didn’t think that I was the only one who really didn’t like college basketball that much. Sure the tournament is a blast to watch and the best part is that everyone gets into, but the level of play stinks. Well in comparison to the NBA it stinks.

But while we’re on the topic, we may as well throw out some tournament predictions! I hereby make my declaration that PITT will be crowned national champions.

Also, did anyone else see this article? I’m calling her bluff…
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncw/news/story?id=3964512

by peseme16 on Mar 11, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Honestly, I like college basketball

for the fact that it IS impossible to know everything about all the teams. I watch the teams I’m completely unfamiliar with (often with the sound off to avoid commentary) just to watch the raw game. It is unpolished (often sloppy) and frustrating mistakes abound. But the players are unselfish and fundamental (those without NBA skills anyway) and the game is pure (er). Don’t get me wrong, I also love the NBA for the exact opposite reasons: the back stories, intense hype, and of course the beautifully refined play of the athletes. What I don’t like about college basketball is when it tries to be the NBA by bringing in the hype and distorting the game. For me, it should be more like an upgraded form of high school ball (like a mid-major matchup) than a downgraded form of the NBA (like a UNC-Duke game). College basketball has it’s place in the world of hoops, as a slightly awkward transition from fundamental basketball to the NBA. It is so varied across the divisions and conferences that I think everyone should be able to find some part of it that they love.

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by SabonisBonus on Mar 11, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love college basketball

but again it comes with the territory when you go to a basketball school. Sure there are lots of teams to remember and the level of play isnt as good.
I however enjoy these things more:
- March Madness >>>>>>> Nba Playoffs (too many damn games)
- NCAA fans >>>>> NBA fans (no knock on blazer fans, but no NBA team has fans like the Cameron Crazies no matter how much i hate Duke)
- Passion of NCAA >>>> Paychecks of NBA. (I prefer guys to play for the name on the front of the jersey not the back. Tim Thomas is example 1 and Larry Hughes 1A)
- Emotion of the NCAA (when was the last time an NBA player got visibly hurtfully upset when they lost a game? Never? you ONLY get 4 years if you play all 4 to win in the NCAA)
- Team Play in NCAA >>>> 1 on 1 basketball in the NBA. this is really just a statement more than an opinion. NBA doesnt even play team ball. Every time the Blazers pass the ball around the perimeter to a guy in the corner for a 3 I get a big grin. So rarely happens

 I like seeing young players develop. I think the NBA is a better product, but thats because it has fewer teams. (it could stand to lose a few as it is)

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

great points

but I can recall a few times where NBA players were visibly devastated about losing.. Bird and Magic come to mind as the strongest examples but I remember a couple of tearful interviews with KG before he was sent to Boston

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Mar 11, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh KG is an actor.. so dont trust that one

bird and magic are exceptions I think.
they were pure winners thru and thru..
side note to this: Free Agency has really killed emotion for players. Its all about the money now

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mainly watch the NCAA tourney?

If you do then naturally the guys are crushed after losses, their season is over. The only time you can see this in it’s true form in the NBA is in a game 7 of the playoffs.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watch all year long. Like college football

games mean more all season long. With fewer games, each one is more important for your chances. its harder to get to the tournament with so many teams vying for spots.

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Not quite NCAA football level though.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I agree, but losing huge games in the NBA is just business

Losing huge games in teh NCAA is heartbreaking

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

One problem with the NBA is that the tickets are expensive

so the fans aren’t good and rowdy unless they drink a lot of beer.

An interesting compare is NCAA crowds with Euroleague crowds.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another good point my friend

NCAA Tailgating >>>>>>>>>>>> NBA tailgaiting (if it even exists)

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true for all Sports

NFL tailgaiting is solid, but it’s still nothing compared to NCAA football tailgaiting.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

still Point NCAA

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I just agreed with that :-)

It helps that a big part of their fanbase has a bunch of rowdy college kids.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed it does

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my former schools is on ESPN as we speak

Getting embarrassed as usual

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Mar 11, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

10 first half points

3-22 shooting

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Mar 11, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My former school is headed to the tourney this year.

My wife is already groaning and dreading March Madness. Let the fun begin.

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

which one?

DePaul?

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

St. John's

It’s halftime now though. And I will not be watching the second half. It’s like 10-36 or 38

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Mar 11, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 38

Make the music with your mouth Prz

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon State will be a powerhouse soon!

We got the secret service recruiting for us!

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhh

so THATS why you dont like college basketball

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm more of an Oregon fan

And even with Ridnour/Jackson/Jones I still only watched games during Pac-10 tourney and NCAA tourney.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

again, that also supports why you dont like it

If Kent was my teams coach I would just plain give up..
course seeing as we have NO coach that doesnt say much for Kent

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the Ducks have is Phil Knight

But the Beavers have President Obama on our side! Woohoo!

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soccer Crushes

Especially world cup and Euro cup soccer

by tevisthe4th on Mar 11, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Crushes? In what country? Not this one...

Soccer in the US is weak. It’s a cool game, but we simply don’t have good soccer here.

by ArbyOSU on Mar 11, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That school produced some really smart people.

Will Smith in Seven Pounds, he went to that school.

Also, you’re welcome. My post was inflammatory enough to not break the least posts record, which ultimately was my goal. If nobody posts one tomorrow, it will be my expose on Bob Ross paintings, so somebody better step their game up.

I do believe in Greg, I do believe in Greg. I do I do I do I do I do believe in Greg.

by TheTinfoil on Mar 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy trees rock

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Mar 11, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will comment for days on that

he was a childhood idol.
no one has ever made more from less

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine too.

my only artistic hobby is lamely trying to paint like Bob. My living room is full of my efforts, and even though they suck, they make me feel special.

I do believe in Greg, I do believe in Greg. I do I do I do I do I do believe in Greg.

by TheTinfoil on Mar 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never met an NIT grad

I love watching Duck games even when they suck. After that I only want to watch the NCAA Tournament. I can care less about the rest.

This is a worthy Junk Drawer. It would be cool if other people tried to break both records. I think I’ve seen ones that just say “junk, junk, junk, junk…” That got a whole mess of comments. It has a life of its own. I like the ones about movies and pop culture.

Bob Ross killed my pa.

by Dragline on Mar 11, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love college hoops

Love soccer.

I like baseball also, but baseball and football are a heck of a lot more boring than elite level soccer (ie world cup, champions league, etc) or college hoops.

by jksnake99 on Mar 11, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball isn't a sport

If baseball is a sport then bowling is. Bowl for 3 hours and play baseball for 3 hours, see how you feel after both. (I will give the catcher a bye here, since they’re the exception.)

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like to watch baseball

but it is fun to play and I played it my whole life. I would have to say that a pitcher has it way tougher than a bowler as well.

by tevisthe4th on Mar 11, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like watching baseball when I should be doing something else

I used to watch it when I had to study. You can tune it out until the announcer gets really excited.

by Dragline on Mar 11, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like baseball live too

I would never want season tickets but it’s fun to go drink and eat crappy food while taking in a game. I loved going to Em’s games in Eugene, Beaver’s games in Portland, and UH games here.

by Dragline on Mar 12, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Then you gotta say pitch for 2.5 hours or bowl for 15 hours.

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most guys who bowl could not pitch for a half hour.

I promise any pitcher could bowl for 3 hours and do it 9 times as effective as any bowler would pitch.

by tevisthe4th on Mar 11, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoff games on LP

Anyone know how the playoffs work with League Pass? Are all playoff games on a cable/network channel now? (ie. ABC, TNT, ESPN, NBATV) Even in the first round?

If a game is on none of those channels, will League Pass still show it, or is it only for regular season?

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Lp doesnt show playoff games

but all games are on cable TV I believe. LPBroadband works tho

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

LP doesn’t show playoff games because every playoff game is available on other channels

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by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, thanks guys for the confirmation

I still think back to the days when Portland was in the WCF’s and they only showed some of the games on Blazer Cable. Broadcasting rights have come a long way.

I was a little worried the answer would be “oh, they’ll be on KGW or Comcast but not nationally”.

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!

Sorry, Oden induced outburst.

I do believe in Greg, I do believe in Greg. I do I do I do I do I do believe in Greg.

by TheTinfoil on Mar 11, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick gets the magic number off by one...

it’s 13 (see my fanpost on the topic).

12 wins/PHX losses gets us a tie with Phoenix; one more is needed for a clear-cut advantage.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeh i noticed they cribbed your magic numbers idea

unless you cribbed someone else first, which i dont think is the case, they really ought to have given u credit

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic numbers are used all the time

Especially in baseball.

Scotty did a good job making it easy to understand in his post though, which is always cool. :)

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, i had just never heard the term before, so i assumed it was his idea

then again, i watch about 0.2 baseball games per year, so that might have something to do with it.

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a good primer on it

Link.

It’s hard to get away from the words “Magic Number” in September during baseball season. It comes up in Football and Baseball but more rarely.

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty much a baseball term.

The NFL has such a convoluted playoff system that things aren’t usually decided until the last week or two and sometimes come down to tiebreakers…

Pontiff of the Pryz for Prez Posse...

by timbo on Mar 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeh when u only have 16 games

there are a lot more chances that ties will be seen

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magic numbers

are certainly not my idea.

Otherwise I would be suing everybody.

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Mar 11, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give you way too much credit

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn myself

I made a mistake of scrolling down to the comments. then read some.. then shook my head.
o-live should just turn off comments. it keeps the populace from getting more stupid by osmosis

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that every time I read a olive article too

I’m a little scared of who reads olive after reading comments.

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

im kinda ashamed i did it.

like my dad is gonna tell me, “well hell son what did you expect. you were reading O-live? you thought it was going to be intelligent conversation with people who finished middleschool? you got what you deserved.”

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks too

I love breaking news in the Junk Drawer. I look at it as the Blazers Edge Twitter.

by Dragline on Mar 11, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just call me Justin.

Wait, that’s the wrong band, isn’t it?

by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you didnt secretly know

you wouldnt know it was wrong.. now would you

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mean....

…this?

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I love you."
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by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i dont see it posted anywhere else

but I was reading Simmons (i know some of you hate him) but he had a nice thing to say about the Blazers: as follows
“LeBron spins into the lane for a pretty jump hook. Clips by 9. He’s officially in "There’s No Way I’m Losing This Game” Mode. (Only five current players have this gear: LeBron, Kobe, Wade, Pierce and Brandon Roy. That’s the list.)"

good list to be on. not sure pierce is on there but hey he’s a celtic fan

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha, seriously

I remember before the 07 draft lottery, a friend asked me what my ideal off season would be. I said, “win the lottery, draft Oden, then trade Randolph for a top ten pick and draft Jeff Green or Corey Brewer if he isnt available. It would be the college all-star team.”

Turned out closer than I ever would have thought…

by TimG on Mar 11, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

bayless and webster could still be in college

everyone else is either foreign or too old right now though, aren’t they?

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and LMA

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Others

Batum would be a sophomore
Sergio would be a senior I believe
LMA would be a senior
Webster would be a senior
Bayless would be a sophomore
Oden would be a junior

That would be a pretty scary college team!

by Zaig on Mar 11, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, i forgot Oden

yeh, that would be a sweet team

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never watched college ball until I moved to NC

Theres UNC, Duke, Wake Forest and NC State all within an hour circle, so it becomes like watching the minor leagues – - since I’ve been here I’ve seen Grant Hill, Brand, Duhon, Chris Paul, Shane Battier, Sheed, Duncan, Carter, Jamison, Magette, Deng, Dunleavy, Boozer, Stackhouse, Marvin Williams, Felton, ..then considering the ACC as a whole …theres been Blake, Wilcox, Dixon….and I know I’m missing some…McBob, Shav, Reddick,….

There are 58 active NBAers from the ACC…Jarret Jack, Marbury, Thad Young (don’t remember if he played but was signed to go to GTech) . . . .watching them play (even briefly) in college was getting a glimpse of the future

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

O and Bosh too...

there are more 2008-9 NBAers from the ACC (58)than any other conference Pac-10 is second with 47 (at least as of the beginning of this season) Most from a single school ?….Duke..

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hard to say but noticed they also had more top 20 picks than any conference

a few years ago UNC had 7 players drafted….of course 1 wqas Sean May so…..

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fairness

Duke really kills the quality score. just horrible players outta there. the only ones that are any good bail quickly.
Deng and Brand come to mind

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah ....but..

a team of Duhon, Battier, Brand, Magette, Dunlevay, Hill, Dahntay Jones, Reddick, Randolph, Shel. Williams, Demarcus Nelson , Deng & Boozer would have some injury issues….but would likely be competitive ….these are the current 13 “active” Dukies in the league

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

brand avg's a double double for hisa career and Deng is 23...

hate duke but give the boys a break

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by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

Great Players – Brand, Boozer
Good Players – Deng, Magette, Battier
Average Players – Dunleavy, Hill (injuries)
Street Clothes – Duhon (dantoni numbers dont count) Jones, Reddick, Randolph, Williams, Nelson.

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 12, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it that we can have diverse opinions...

but . . .making an NBA squad is a remarkable achievement..getting paid to be a starting point guard on any squad = better than street clothes…you and me street clothes, know what I’’m saying?…Chris duhon was the national 3 point shooting champion as a senior in HS and they haven’t moved the basket so….he probably can shoot…reddick hit 60+ FT’s in a row a couple of times in college and was/is the all time points leader in the ACC … again they haven’t moved the basket sooo…must be some talent there…

I’m no fan of Coach K…but being dismissive of anyone on a NBA squad – - -all whom have achieved more than we ever will dream of in terms of athletic skill – - is fairly indefensible

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 13, 2009 6:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta say, tho, since I began following the NBA day-to-day (again) last Feb.

I don’t think I’ve watched another college game

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 11, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd contact my doctor if I were you.

Side effects may include drowsiness, pain, and inability to focus on the Blazer game.

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by prezofdeath on Mar 11, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funniest part of those commercials are the disclaimers

“If you have a sudden decrease in vision …call your doctor” which translates as “If you don’t stop you will go blind” (jus’ like my daddy used to tell me)

“This product will not prevent sexually transmitted diseases” -ironically, not taking it will prevent sexually trasmitted diseases

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I love you."
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by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

still thats not the worst side-effect

alli is all about the leakage.. out the sewage pipe..
you need diapers to take that stuff

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Mar 11, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

College basketball is great IF

You follow one team and or league and know it well AND that team and league are reasonably competent.

The lethargy of an NBA regular season game bothers me sometimes, but I’ve come to appreciate its pace.

by PoliSam on Mar 11, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate college basketball

because of their shady recruiters and drunk, frat guy fans irritate me more than any other fan, period.

"When I played, if you punched someone in the face, it only cost you 50 bucks" -- Maurice Lucas

by RipCity4Life on Mar 11, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i like college basketball more because

all pro players are millionaires who argue calls and don’t get back on defense

by water on Mar 11, 2009 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

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