Link for reference

I am an NBA fan.  I am not a college basketball fan.  Why?  Because it sucks.

I do not want to have to learn and develop opinions about 895 different teams.  I don't want to watch 6'1 white kids running around for 40 seconds per possession.  I don't like my tax money paying for coaches who don't win.  I don't like having halves, instead of quarters.  If I wanted soccer, I would watch soccer, and soccer is boring, therefore college basketball is boring.  Q.E.D.

Seriously, each team has maybe one guy who MIGHT make the pros, and even less of a chance to make it on my team.  Why should I care? 

Be honest:  most people only care when the tournament comes around, and then only because they can win the office pool. 

Anybody actually watch regular season games with interest?  Do you ever watch a team that isn't your alma mater? 

The link above is a good one, assuming it works. 

And always remember:  A stated opinion is a fact, and any disagreement is wrong because the other person is rooting for the terrorists to win.  I learned that on Fox News.

(maybe next time someone will write a worthwhile junk drawer before 11:15!)