Joel selling condoms….“No one scores with out a little protection”

Lazy Boy just sponsored Oden. They saw how uncomfortable he looked in his favorite seat all the way at the end of the bench so they are now giving him a full Lazy Boy recliner to keep his fragile legs elevated without sacrificing comfort.

As for being on topic.

Rudy needs to do hair removal adds.
Sergio needs to do hair growth adds.
Batum needs to do hand lotion adds.
Bayless needs to do an add for hungry hungry hippo.

and i saw that on television i would lose it.

He could play the big sad-faced cloud that’s raining over the city.

Old Spice commercial (the one with the guy who plays the piano in front of the fire) and has all the hotties around

is deciding to sign rudy fernandez, once he recovers from getting the wind knocked out of him the other night.

Oden is pondering a Vagasil contract….

TO COME UP WITH ONE FOR LAMARCUS…

is that we have great players but it’s hard to market them…LA is a BEAST bro

Show Spanish guys trying to get into France and then show Batum rejecting them?

LaMarcus Aldridge, Got Milk?

Solid, versatile, but you only really notice when it’s bad.

Oden could get a sponsorship from Castle Superstores…

Greg Oden lines: “Every team in the NBA covets a big man, if you want to have your own big man, get your own "Big O”… because “O” doesn’t stand for Oden"

Pryzbilla is a tough utility player… he would be a very solid pitchman for Ford F-150 trucks.

Bayless likes to drive, the basketball that is… But his tendancies for driving would work well with the Ultimate Driving Machines known as BMW’s.

Shawn Kemp for Babies R Us?

LOL…

These guys could do an infomercial for industrial strength fly SWATTERS.

As ambassadors of Spain, these two players could pitch a new flight package to Spain… of course the “Spanish Fly Connection”.

These two sharpshooters could be the spokespeople for Sportsman Warehouse…

“We got all the gear you need to SHOOT the lights out” Clear Martell and Bayless pulling the Bird Vs. Jordan horse commercials except shot in a Sportsman Warehouse… “Off the shotgun, off the moose head, off the sturgeon rod and in”

Roy should be a pitchman for Rinnai Tankless Water Heaters or high efficiency furnaces… because Roy is High Efficiency.

Charmin Toilet Paper….

Because LA is SMOOTH.

“Take it from me, LaMarcus Aldridge, if you want Smooth, you want Charmin.”

local product… Moonstruck Chocolate.

Sergio is Spanish Chocolate afterall. Sounds like a new delicacy from Moonstruck.

Another local product…. Leatherman Tools.

Because Versatility Matters. That is Nic Batum.

Aldridge, Roy and Oden should all be sponsored by Nike. For sure. If not each core player on this roster… Afterall we are gonna win Championships in 2010 and 2011.

Dictionaries and Websters.com/dictionary.com

BLACK AND DECKER just signed Billa

WAFFLE HOUSE signed Outlaw to a national deal

like the one Bosh did