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After devoting nearly a decade of his life to brown-nosing and back-scratching every person who might have the authority to promote him, 38-year-old Westlake Electronic Supplies employee Benjamin Golliver saw his professional ambitions shattered Monday by a coworker's single good idea

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you gotta copy and paste it…

by pklym on Feb 8, 2009 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

fail

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Feb 8, 2009 8:19 PM PST reply actions  

What?

The cake is a lie. Trade the cake!

by Norsktroll on Feb 8, 2009 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

LOL! So Ben is a brown-nosing slacker and he has been exposed huh? What say you Ben?

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by LaMarvelous on Feb 8, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

lol i think my friend from high school writes for the onion… if it’s not him then i have no idea what’s going on…

by Ben Golliver on Feb 8, 2009 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

Is that an accurate description of you?

38-year-old Westlake Electronic Supplies employee

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

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by dyshooter182 on Feb 8, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

im 25 and rarely step foot in electronics stores.

by Ben Golliver on Feb 8, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben, whether it's your HS friend or not

You have to admit that someone at the Onion is onto you. If that’s not a compliment, I don’t know what is.

by Corvid on Feb 8, 2009 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

Ben: 0
The Onion: 1

Your move Benny.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 9, 2009 1:17 AM PST reply actions  

i confirmed that it was my buddy from high school messing with me in case anyone besides me cares, which is doubtful.

by Ben Golliver on Feb 9, 2009 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

Funny yet weird inside joke. You should include him or his employer in your media reports for bad events so he can be found too

E.g. “Greg chucked along like an article from the Onion”, or something more creative.

The cake is a lie. Trade the cake!

by Norsktroll on Feb 9, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

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