So the DallasBasketball.com "buzz" offers a trade rumor...
Amar'e Stoudemire for Raef LaFrentz and.... wait for it... LaMarcus Aldridge.
Curiously, although the writer, David Lord, has a Ball Hype link next to the article, he doesn't list his email address on the article page and the article page doesn't allow comments. Lord writes "I really think it will" happen although the lede to the article sounds like he's admitting he's totally making it up.
In any case, you should probably help list off the reasons why this won't happen in the comments. Be humorous, whimsical, dragline, whatever.
Ready. Set. Go.
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