Hyde and Hare: Bugs Bunny and the Dallas Mavericks. A Preview.
Remember that classic 1955 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Hyde & Hare" (video)? In this episode Bugs is adopted by a seemingly nice little man who fed him in the park, and moves into his house. There the doctor changes into the dangerous green-skinned monster Mr. Hyde after drinking a potion in his lab (for some time, then back and forth). Our beloved Bugs is fleeing around the house in panic, terrorized by a man more frightening than all his usual enemies combined. Trying to hide with the friendly Dr. Jekyll, he puts himself within the murderous striking distance of the terrible Hyde time and again whenever the sudden transformation happens. (Don't want to spoil the ending for you.)
That's how I feel about this year's Dallas Mavericks. They are unpredictable. Sometimes they are the really nice Dr. Jekyll who moves out of your way and can do no harm. Then suddenly and without warning they become the terrible Mr. Hyde, wanting nothing more than to smash your brains out. And they can. The big problem is: You never know who to expect.
That is characterizing the whole season: It can still go either way. At the half-time mark, Jake one of the editors at Mavs Moneyball wrote an interesting article titled "Are we Miami or are we Cleveland?". By this he didn't mean the current teams, but the ones in 2004-05 and 2005-06 who had very similar records at this point in time. Miami went on to become the NBA champion against all odds (and the Mavs), while Cleveland missed the playoffs. In which direction will it go?
Jekyll and Hyde. So as the ambassador to Mavs Moneyball and a long-time observer of the franchise (they are my "other team"), I could write in this preview that you can expect a close game against a very dangerous team - and be totally wrong. I could predict a blowout against some wusses - and completely embarrass myself when they go for a big run.
Which team will show up? It could be at least the one that beat Portland on Christmas and recently resurfaced beating Detroit and Orlando in convincing fashion. Or the one going completely under by 30 points against Boston and Milwaukee. Yes, that Bucks team we beat easily the same week. It sent Mavs veterans running over the court like bloody rookies (the team has no rookie on the roster by the way). Since it's so hard to predict which version will show up against the Blazers all I can do is pass on some observations. I'm sure Dave will take care of the statistical particularities, so I'll mostly skip that.
The coach (not pictured):
A Jekyll and Hyde himself, some observers feel that Carlisle has lost his players already. He promised more running and athleticism this season, and didn't deliver. His rotations are in complete flux and harder to figure out than a fatty post. Don't even bother. Who knew you could play 5'10" J.J. Barea at shooting guard (and not even badly)? On some small-ball nights his centers combine for under 20 minutes. You can be never sure who starts and who will see playing time. Is it Avery Johnson all over again, only with a nicer voice and looking like Jim Carrey's brother? But unlike his teams also playing no defense? That's not what Cuban had in mind when hiring him.
Maybe at the end of the season we will say it all changed on the day Carlisle gave up and handed Kidd the keys to he offense. "It's your car Jason, you know best how to drive it. Be safe. Have a good day." The Orlando game looked that way. On the other hand, we don't know yet if he will change his mind while Jason is still not out of the driveway. This coach is unpredictable. If one thing is sure, it's that the opposing coach - should the Mavs reach the playoffs - will have a pretty hard time figuring this team out.
The players (ca. in order of appearance and importance):
Originally written for the game on Christmas with some updates on what has changed since then. Skip this if you feel you already know the team well.
Dirk Nowitzki, starting PF/C: Like B-Roy, he is the heart and soul of his team. If you can manage to take him out of the game, everything else follows. Obviously the most dangerous scorer, but also a very good passer and defensive rebounder for which he gets little credit. You don't want to bring him to the free throw lin e in a close game. During the matchup against Detroit, ESPN's Jon Barry thought it was clever to insult him as a jump shooter who doesn't get to the line a lot, which is funny if you consider Dirk is consistently in the top 5 in scoring and top 10-20 in free throw attempts, and hitting at about 50/40/90 percent with greatly improved driving to the rim over his career. The notion that he is soft and not clutch is just plain wrong, and he has proven it in dozens of international and NBA games (e.g. buzzer beating Spain, Russia, and the Spurs in game 7 of the 2006 playoffs). He wants that title bad, but it's becoming more and more obvious he won't win it with the Dallas supporting cast.
Josh Howard, starting SF: Clearly the second weapon in the offensive arsenal last year with some people already discussing him overtaking Dirk, he then disappeared in the playoffs (I fear that could happen with LaMarcus, too). He does nothing great but everything well, and is one of the premier perimeter defenders in the game. Returned from a nagging foot injury and playing pretty good now, but far away from his All-Star season when he was much more aggressive. His game might be an indication for Blazer's Edgers what to expect from Martell once he slowly returns. He must have really smooth skin since he uses great beauty products (Dallas Morning News).
Jason Kidd, starting PG: Rajon Rondo with more experience and less speed. The old man can still rebound and pass the ball in transition second to none. Seriously. If the Blazers don't run back quick after a possession, he will throw one outlet pass after another to a running teammate for easy points. Surprisingly has improved his outside shooting this year, to a point you can't leave him open on the perimeter anymore (ca. 40%). Also doesn't step on the three point line that often, which was a common error.
That being said, Devin Harris showing one Most Improved Player game after another in New Jersey makes the Mavs front office look more stupid by the day for doing "The Trade". Word out of Dallas is that most beat writers think the Mavs should have fired Avery Johnson first and then made an inventory of what really needed to change.
Erick Dampier, starting C: He will never be worth the $11 million he makes, but he does play surprisingly good on many nights this year, staying within his limits like Joel. Solid rebounder on both ends of the floor, and just a very big body under the rim you can't easily move around. Has no offensive moves or outside shot to speak of. Rarely gets in foul trouble.
Antoine Wright, starting SG: Acquired last year in the Jason Kidd deal. Had some brilliant flashes including games where he recorded over twenty points. Then mysteriously didn't play much after a minor injury, but now is back in the starting lineup. See Carlisle's strange rotations.
Jason Terry, SG/PG: The nickname JET is fitting. Terry is in a Manu Ginobili role this year as the first guy off the bench and then playing considerably over 30 minutes. And he does it really well. If he continues to play like this, not winning "Sixth man of the year" would be a snub. He really has become the second best player on this team despite still being somewhat inconsistent. 30+ points on one night, disappearing a bit on others. His specialty: Running fast breaks, then stopping suddenly at the three point line or elbow to pull up for a sweet jumper. That makes you cringe as a coach or fan, but can really bring back the team from a deficit or burry the opposition for good. Recently he revealed how he has improved what was already a strength again this year: He worked with George "The Iceman" Gervin on his mid-range jumper during the off-season, despite Gervin being a Spurs guy.
Devean George, SF/SG: It is The George, not just George. He shouldn't come up so high in that review, but he plays a lot. No fan really knows why he got a new contract and is still on the team, much less starting on some nights (the guy has a PER of 7.5). Maybe it is his reward for trying to stop the boneheaded trade of Kidd and Harris. Did I mention I hate that trade?
Brandon Bass, PF: Last year the only guy who cared next to Dirk and Terry. Now he seems to be in a slight slump, but still he is the kind of undersized PF banger a lot of BEdger's are clamoring for, so don't underestimate him.
J.J. Barea, PG/SG: Man of the first half of the season in Dallas. Nobody saw that one coming. Before the season, they probably would have accepted a deal of Sergio for Barea and secound round picks straight up, now he is almost untouchable. Dirk calls him "mini AI" or "The White AI". Really only a point guard, but regularly played as an undersized shooting guard while Howard was out. I have seen Dallas win two close games with a super-small closing lineup of Kidd, Barea, Terry, Singleton/Williams, Nowitzki. Now that Howard is back his 25 minutes from December have halved.
James Singleton, PF/SF: The former Clippers veteran is doing some nice things for Dallas. They quite regularly use him in a small lineup now in the second unit. Very athletic rebounder also on the offensive boards. But should never shoot a three again, thank you.
Ryan Hollins, C/PF: The minor DeSegana Diop trade had little effect so far. They were glad to get rid of his ridiculously big MLE contract almost on the level of Joel (that they just had signed him to). But Hollins is getting limited playing time, and while he looks very athletic he is also collecting fouls per minute and so most of Diop's playing time (not that much anyway) went to Dampier and small lineups.
Gerald Green, SG: After some brilliant flashes in summer league, pre-season and early season now seems to be in the doghouse. More athleticism than Wright, worse defender. Might be forever known as an All-Star dunker but league washout if he doesn't become consistent soon.
Matt Carroll, SG: Former short-term Blazer acquired in the Diop deal with an almost as ugly contract. The three point specialist had problems with his shot all season already in Charlotte, and has not seen much time on the floor since the trade. Not sure if he will be on the active roster and play, but even if he does you would probably miss him if you blink at the wrong moment.
Shawne Williams, SF/PF: Acquired in a little trade with Indiana. A somewhat problematic character who is trying to resurrect his career in Dallas, and after initially looking pretty good he doesn't seem to get playing time anymore. Another failed trade, since they gave up second round picks to get him?
Jerry Stackhouse, SG/SF: Starting at the beginning of the season - and not even bad - the veteran has seen his minutes decrease dramatically after a minor injury before being benched in November/December, and since then only got DNPs and inactive lists. Demanded a trade after not playing in a game against the Knicks, but is too loyal and professional to become a team cancer. If they find a taker for him, he is gone before the trade deadline.
What has changed since the Christmas game? Is a big trade coming?
One conventional thing Carlisle did was tighten his rotation as the season progressed. The new guys acquired in the trade for Diop get very little burn. Singleton is playing a little more consistent minutes than earlier in the season. Green and Williams are in the Stackhouse doghouse, which is especially hard to understand with Green since that is the prototypical athletic player to go alongside Kidd. Even Wright doesn't play that much most nights, while Jason Terry is in his Manu Ginobili role as the first guy off the bench and then playing over 30 minutes. Howard is almost back to old form, which ironically decreased the minutes of Barea massively. But rumors out of Dallas have it that he doesn't get along well with Carlisle. A trade before the deadline constructed around him could be in order. But like everything about the Mavs, it's hard to figure out if they are doing it and what they are looking for in return: A new starting shooting guard like Felton? Gerald Wallace? Bargnani? An offensive center like Kaman or Miller? Someone completely unexpected?
With problems mounting and the playoffs not secured, some fans and a few journalists feel it's time to blow up the team and start over. Mavs Moneyball recently started their own "trade drawers", and more and more suggestions are popping up. Trade just Josh Howard and try to make a run in now or next year? Trade Dirk? Trade everyone but Dirk? Who is available? So far it doesn't look like management and ownership are ready to admit defeat and reboot (that would be trading Dirk and/or the expiring contract of Kidd), but Cuban is on record saying he hates nothing more than a team winning 40 something games stuck in mediocrity. We will see if there comes up a major deal before the deadline. One problem is that there are not that many (cheap) assets to move, and no draft picks beyond the 2009 first rounder which can't be traded (Ted Stepien rule). Did I mention I hated the Kidd trade?
Dallas GM Donnie Nelson (son of Warriors coach Don Nelson) is reportedly working the phones like crazy to get some deal done these days. So far he has missed out on the big trades that brought Artest to Houston and Richardson to Phoenix, but he continues to try deals with his limited assets. He is rumored to suggest more weird multi-team trades than KP. Expect Dallas to make another more significant move before the deadline if they are still a fringe playoff team.
Keys to the game:
- On some nights, the defense of the Mavericks is comically atrocious this season. Charles Barkley had a point when he said in his oft-repeated TNT commercials on league pass "my grandmother could score 30, my mother would drop 45 on 'em". Defense used to be the trademark of the Mavs, now they give up 99 points per game.
- So be the aggressor yourself. Attack, attack, attack. If the Blazers can turn the table and be Mr. Hyde themselves, that makes life against the Mavs a whole lot easier. Especially drive with the guards and wings. Roy (and Bayless) could have a field day. Dirk will try to cover up for the mistakes of his teammates and often end up in no-mans-land creating foul situations or open shots for others. New Jersey did that brilliantly in their blowout against Dallas.
- Hope Dirk has an off-night (preferrably Terry too). Against Orlando he was constantly hitting his trademarked turnaround fadeaway jumpers - sometimes off the wrong foot - that would make even Travis cringe. People on the Magic blog were wondering how he makes these. But he does, and is probably the only guy in the NBA who can with any regularity. You can't really take that shot away as a defender when he releases it high above his head. To try and get him out of the game, don't let him get the ball in his preferred spots around the top of the key. If he still gets it and starts to back his defender down, pressure immediately with double teams to force him to give up the ball. Don't fall for fakes.
- Get back in transition to prevent easy points. Jason Kidd can really exploit that sending his guys running.
- Get those rebounds. Dallas' second wave is extremely dangerous with everyone able to score from mid-range.
- Don't get frustrated if you might get down by 10-15 points. Not just because you never know what happens like in the game against the Hornets. But Dallas has already screwed several big leads this season (e.g. against the Bulls).
Funny sideline observation:
I don't know if he will be at the game, but If you want to get completely distracted from the game watch the courtside seats at the left end corner opposite the Mavs bench. His name is Don Knobler, season-ticket holder of the first hour, and until recently I always thought he was an old lady since people at that side of the court are with the back to the camera and all I could see was big long gray hair. He never sits still! He wears crazy costumes. He jumps up and down whenever something interesting is happening, and you have to notice him even on TV since the cameras catch that angle on almost every play. This season he upped his game by bringing glow-sticks. SIT DOWN! If I was Mark Cuban who is placed right across from him, I would probably personally destroy his season ticket to never have to watch him again. And if I was sitting behind him in those expensive seats, I would seriously consider to punch him in the face. Now that I told you, you will probably be unable to "unsee" him ;-)
So which version of the Mavericks will show up against the Blazers? The traditional stallion as pictured in their logo, or the little pony above? The harmless Dr. Jekyll or the fierce Mr. Hyde? We will have to wait and see.
(All Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes pictures copyright Warner Brothers)
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Nice, well-written preview.
Didn’t Travis do a good job defending Dirk in Portland? I know that LMA didn’t have a prayer, but I seem to remember Travis’ quickness and length causing issues.
Maybe this time around Bayless can stay with Terry and Barea. That would be nice.
That was mainly the player observations
As this one got long, I didn’t want to force Dave to have to edit down my thoughts which takes more time than just writing it down. And he enjoys writing his own previews and reviews so much :)
I was over at twomangame.com
A Maverick blog, and I came across this post. Scroll to the bottom and watch the youtube of Erick Dampier dunking. That’s a good dunk for a Maverick? LaMarcus, Rudy, Brandon, Greg, Joel, Rex, Martell, and Travis all routinely have dunks better than that one. I was amazed by how normal that dunk was.
Well, Damp is not the most athletic among centers
Not a prototypical stiff either, but remember when Shaq said “I played like Erick Dampier tonight” after having a bad game? He is not the first guy on the team you think of when describing who should run the floor well with J-Kidd. Bass, Green, Howard, Hollins all have much more vert.
I was just amazed
that the blogger was impressed by Dampier’s dunk… and said it’s one of the better Maverick dunks in a while.
Shaq is hilarious. I loved when he labeled himself “The Great Deporter” after sending the foreign centers home in the 2000 playoffs.
One of those guys he was scoffing at was our own Sabonis.
At the time, I did not find it too funny.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
A Classic Bugs toon, and a great preview.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I love Looney Toons
The Franken-Tweety still makes me LOL after 40 years or so. Nice job with the preview.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Norsk is like the Kissinger of basketball ambassadors: Gravitas.
Whoever the Bulls ambassador is would be more like Jimmy Carter: Peanuts and Billy Beer.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
Wow! Just WOW!
You just re-set the bar for ambasador posts. Very nice work.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
Very thoughtful and useful
thank you!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
My fear is that Mr. Hyde will show up.
Mavs. seem to always play us well. The only time we did well is when Z-Bo gave Dirk trouble. Dirk doesn’t seem too scared of LMA.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
Like LMA, Dirk has some trouble with athletic (small) forward guys who can stay close to him
Stephon Jackson or sometimes Bruce Bowen. Kevin Garnett forced him to a horrible shooting percentage in the game against Boston. The quick and tall LMA is not a bad matchup, but maybe Nic could also do some damage. But if he helps off Josh Howard that could result in a very good night for Josh. Not so easy to figure something out.
why not Travis on Dirk?
Travis a subpar team defender, but he does alright when asked to guard someone one-on-one, and I seem to remember him on Dirk working on Christmas.
Who is the best on the Blazers at not falling for fakes?
Dirk recently was very efficient catching the ball with his back to the basket and then faking to one side and turning to the other “Hakeem-style”. That way he got a clean look for the buzzer beater against Philly against Evans. He also is much better at driving to the rim now (often drawing a foul) after faking a shot than earlier in his career. And the problem with him is: Often he doesn’t fake, just take the shot even if it looks difficult.
Awwesome Job, Ambassador!!!!
As OCBlazerFan1 stated you have indeed raised the bar for us ambassadors (thanks-a-lot grumble-grumble). :)
Love the Looney Tunes stuff and I have for more than 40 years.
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks and B-Rex RRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:53 Mins 9-21 FGs 4-4 FTs +1? 5 Off 11 Rebs 2 Asst 22 Points - LMA vs Hornets 2-2-09
24:04 Mins 7-9 FGs 5-7 FTs +16 2 Rebs 6 Asst 2 Stl 19 Points! - B-Rex vs Hornets 2-2-09
Norsktroll comes thru AGAIN
Norsktroll has really been coming on strong lately with some quality stuff… Here’s to more wabbits in the game breakdowns… Thanks Norsktroll. Can you find that episode where Bugs messes with the construction worker who is trying to put a freeway thru his rabbit hole? Classic one I cant find, but Hillbilly Hare is still my favorite. I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
"Every time a trade proposal goes up on Blazers Edge, a big man on the Blazers takes a long distance jump shot."--- Who else?
That little line from Hillbilly Hare reminded me of someone...
“Dive right in and splash about. Trout, trout, pretty little trout, one more splash and then come right out”
The one you mean could be one of these: Homeless Hare (1950) or “No Parking Hare (1954)” (only found the IMDB title, not the video http://www.uk.imdb.de/title/tt0047285/ seems like WB had that removed. I don’t like copyright laws that go back so long.)
thank you Norsktroll
“Homeless Hare” was very funny, but it was “No Parking Hare” that I was thinking of. The particular scene I remember fondly was when the Construction Worker was on the Wrecking Ball machine, and Bugs donned the Foreman attire and guided the wrecking ball just over the truck and had the guy smash himself with it. Dratted WB for pulling that one—- but as Yosemite Sam would say “Dragons is so stupid.”
"Every time a trade proposal goes up on Blazers Edge, a big man on the Blazers takes a long distance jump shot."--- Who else?
Brilliant stuff, Troll -- Why isn't this on the main page, Dave???
A Jekyll and Hyde himself, some observers feel that Carlisle has lost his players already. He promised more running and athleticism this season, and didn’t deliver. His rotations are in complete flux and harder to figure out than a fatty post.
The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™
Nice Work
Well written and quite insightful. I think it pays to have our ambassadors at least semi-fans of the team they cover.
One thing to help you out: You mention Singletary in your “What has changed since the Christmas game? Is a big trade coming?” section. I think you mean Singleton… at least you know I read through the whole thing!
Your post put on a Superman costume
and dunked from the free-throw line.
The ESPN.com AccuScore prediction favors the Mavs by 63% – 37%.
by MiledAnimal on Feb 4, 2009 9:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Mhm, looks like I called it right that Carlisle handed the keys to Jason Kidd for the last games
Carlisle met with Jason Kidd and told him to call the plays on offense. He then met with the entire team and challenged them in a way he hadn’t done all season.
“Coach put it on us,” guard Jason Terry said. “He said this is your team. I’m letting you have it. If you guys want to piss it off and not play hard and lose the rest of these games, go ahead.”
Great job, Norsk
Thanks for promoting this in the Fanshots at Moneyball. This cartoon is classic. I’m hoping for a highly entertaining game…good luck to you guys tonight!
Mhm, looks like I called it right that Carlisle handed the keys to Jason Kidd for the last games
Carlisle met with Jason Kidd and told him to call the plays on offense. He then met with the entire team and challenged them in a way he hadn’t done all season.
“Coach put it on us,” guard Jason Terry said. “He said this is your team. I’m letting you have it. If you guys want to piss it off and not play hard and lose the rest of these games, go ahead.”
Great writeup Norsktroll
Thanks for posting it. You rock dude. – Elgin
Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot
Dirk couldn't miss the last meeting
LMA couldn’t do a thing with him. If that happens again—or if the Mavs guards penetrate at will once more—it’ll be lights out.
Great post, BTW.
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
You can claim that Dirk is clutch all you want but it doesn't make it so...
He is a career 30% shooter with the game on the line….by contrast last year Outlaw was durn near 60%
For some reason though they always make sure that he is the one taking the big shots and the law of averages dictate that once in a while he will hit a big game winner and the myth gets legs.
A less extreme but still notable overrated clutch player is Kobe….he manages to shoot a full half percent lower than his normal FG% in crunch time and is widely considered to be the best “clutch” shooter in the league.
Manu was in fact the guy you wanted taking last second shots last year as he not only took quite a few of them but made over 60% of them as well.
Rooo-D!
There are winners upon winners in his game history to show he is :)
This guy has a nice collection (see related videos to the right): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DzFF41nif0
This one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGxa82LKcs
I have no problem to believe statistically there are a few better shooters “late in games”. Anecdotally I would confirm that Manu is really good, Ray Allen, even Pierce, Kobe, Roy, Travis, etc. But Dirk comes through with great regularity when it counts to take the last shot: Last week against Philly, a few weeks ago against the Clippers, another game this season I can’t remember at the moment, last year a crucial Utah game to secure the playoffs, the Spurs in 06, superior international teams like Russia, Spain, … all beaten in the last seconds by Dirk.
You kind of prove my point
The Mavs have had a ton of close games this year due to inconsistency and if you are your teams primary option you are going to be expected to take the big shots….sure he is going to hit game winners. He is also going to miss far more often then he is going to make.
http://www.82games.com/0809/08DAL12.HTM#clutch
So far this year he is a scorching 36% shooter in clutch play while taking shots at a higher pace then during normal play. All of this would seem to indicate that although Dirk strives to be a clutch scorer he is a far worse shooter when there is pressure on him which is the very definition of “un-clutch” in my book
Rooo-D!
I googled Hitler today and found a Bugs Bunny cartoon with Hitler in it
Crazy stuff. Bugs even pretends to be Hitler.
It's not offensive until someone reads it.

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