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The Blazer's Misadventures After the Minnesota Game

This is taken straight from Mike Barrets blog, but I thought it was the best story (and funniest) this year.  The team's misadventures after their win in Minnesota:

    We pulled away from the Target Center and started heading down the busiest street in downtown Minneapolis. The bus then stopped. So, we sat. Sergio Rodriguez began playing Spanish hip-hop music off his laptop (not the first time this has happened). The players let it go, for a few minutes. Then, it happened. Sergio started The Macarena, and he and Rudy knew every word, and most of the dance moves. Over and over again, The Macarena, complete with Spanish lyrics, sung loudly by The Spanish Armada. They beamed, as if this was one of their prouder moments of the season. By popular demand, this didn't last. Sergio then turned to a Michael Jackson featurette, which started with Thriller, sung by Jerryd Bayless, who knew all the words.

    After about 20 minutes of this, and the driver trying to get things figured out, he finally threw up his hands and said we had a couple of options- wait 30 minutes for a new bus to pick us up, or start hailing cabs. We chose the latter.

    It was a you-had-to-be-there moment, so this probably won't translate very well, but local cabbies probably thought it was like Christmas morning, as they saw an entire NBA team, with coaches, broadcasters, and other personnel, pour into the street waiving their arms. When I got off the bus I felt like I was in a marketplace in some foreign country. The cab drivers were battling with each other, trying to get us into their cabs, yelling and grabbing bags, knowing they had scored.

    A cabbie grabbed my bag out of my arm, and started heading for his cab, which was a few cars back. He was intercepted by another cabbie who said he had been waiting longer, and they nearly came to blows. It was the free market at work. I finally hopped in with the cabbie who was big enough to win the battle. Behind me were PR guru Collin Romer, and Rebecca Haarlow, and we were off like a dirty shirt, urging our driver to gain pole position in this mass chaos.

    As most things with a team do, this turned into a competition, or a race (speed limits pretty much obeyed), to the hanger. So, with cigarette smoke trailing our every move (not ours, the driver's), and no seat belts to be found, it was a NASCAR-style battle through town and down the freeway. We threatened a bigger tip for the higher the finish. I assume that was happening in all the cabs. I thought we had the lead for a while, but other drivers evidently knew shortcuts, and we finished in about fifth place. I wanted to at least be on the podium, and we let the driver know about our disappointment. At least we were there, and it only cost us, in total, about a 45-minute delay.

    Again, this probably won't be as funny as it was to actually be there, but unlike New York City, all these cabs looked different. There were big vans, regular-looking cabs, and just cars that were turned into cabs by individuals. No two cabs looked the same.

    With most of us standing around, waiting to enter the corporate flight facility, the last cab pulled in. You could hear it coming. It was not the engine, it was the sound system. The bumping of loud, loud bass was rattling the windows of the other cabs, and this was a tiny little car. It was lowered, had dingle balls around the windows, ground-effect lighting, and a hula girl on the dash (straight out of a movie). The windows were down (it was 10 degrees, mind you), and all we could see were heads bobbing to the music, and arms flapping up and down out the windows, keeping time with the song. We could then see who was inside- Greg Oden and LaMarcus Aldridge, all smiles, and absolutely rocking out to this insanely loud hip-hop. Again, you probably had to be there, but it was hilarious. Oden climbed out, laughing, and then explained that this driver had let them experience one of his own mix tapes.

    Anyway, there are some things you only get here, and I just thought I'd let you in on another of these stories from the road. Having it happen after a win, and as we were heading home, made it tolerable. That, and Oden and Aldridge pulling into the facility in that last cab. If I would have had a video camera I would have rolled tape. You would have thought we set it up. Ah, life on the road.

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That is priceless

great stuff for bonding this group up tighter…

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"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 8:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

This isolates the good story from the rest of his talk about the game itself.

Clyde the Glide >>> Jordan

Cliff the Stiff got mad at my brother who was trying to sell him a cellphone when my brother called him Uncle Cliffy. Apparently, he doesn't like that name very much.

by BeaumontTXBlazerFan on Feb 28, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Format it a little better too, dude.

Mostly, it should be a fan shot.

by robrun2 on Feb 28, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think I got my nominations in mind for the editorial committee :-)

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh give it a rest. I love it. He gave the provenance so what's the problem.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Feb 28, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Picture from my portland trip for Ann...if you look close you'll see that Trav was dribbling

He was constantly moving that ball around his body effortlessly without looking….the globetrotter in the background is watching

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, thanks Lets. I love that kid and it reminds me of something I haven't thought of

in a long time. When my son was in middle school he got kicked off the bus for calling someone a homo sapien. He started standing at the bus stop, dribbling his basketball, until all the other kids were picked up and the bus left. Then he’d dribble his way to school, every day, a 3 mile trip, and meet the bus at school as it pulled in to unload. He’s a great kid.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Feb 28, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

cool....I usta dribble most everywhere for awhile

remember bein on this busy street and hittin a sidewalk crack …watchin my ball get run over and bounced all around town…

good times

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Travis was not really known to work on his dribbling until the last off-season

In fact his coaches criticized that he still didn’t have good control with his left hand. Great that he seems to work on that now.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Feb 28, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it was real smooth...no look no lean...round and round his body

without his feet really moving….kinda walkinn in place heel to toe without lifting them up….and look how close Monty was to him

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Ball handling with Greg's buddy Mike Conley

http://www.yardbarker.com/nba/articles/Keep_the_ball_on_a_String/28481
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT00hIXjLs

Steve is reportedly able to do similar things, even with eyes closed. Probably Sergio and some others too.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Feb 28, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Perfect practice makes perfect.

by Ojala John on Mar 1, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed! Thanks.

Clyde the Glide >>> Jordan

Cliff the Stiff got mad at my brother who was trying to sell him a cellphone when my brother called him Uncle Cliffy. Apparently, he doesn't like that name very much.

by BeaumontTXBlazerFan on Mar 1, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done- Thanks!

Thanks for passing this on- great stuff!

For the Editorial Committee that seems to pop up with every single niggling little (perceived) mistake- how about you guys at least pass on a thanks or congrats first before you play Forum Police/ Editor?

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Mar 1, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

niggling little (perceived) mistake

I don’t like the word “niggling”… just feels racist to me. Can you provide a link to an actual definition of it?

by tominrehab on Mar 1, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/niggling

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Mar 2, 2009 3:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The best part

was Greg and LaMarcus… that is terrific.

Jerryd singing Thriller is also funny.

by Cablinasian on Feb 28, 2009 8:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Very amusing.. I seriously wish you had a picture of that cab comming in !

Not to mention, good to see Greg having some fun.
You just gootta have your camera ready at all times!

by Berkeley on Feb 28, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love this team

I know there are probably stories like this on every road trip for every NBA team, but I like our guys. Also, any story that includes GO enjoying himself is good by me

An admission: After the OKC game, I said some things. Stupid things. Things about Nate not knowing how to coach GO. It was only then I realized that I was in danger of becoming that which I most loathe - an uninformed, knee jerk fan who reacts to wins with wild delusions of championships and losses with trade and firing fodder. I will not be that fan. From this point on I will support the Blazers, the coaches and front office wholeheartedly, offering praise and criticism appropriate to the matter at hand. I will never again be "that guy".

Blazeraddict
2/9/2009

by blazeraddict on Feb 28, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it

This is, with the exception of Joel and maybe Rudy, a team of guys in their early 20s. They are horny gamers who like to chase tail, for the most part. Brandon and especially Blake (who must spend every non game minute asleep) are probably the wet blankets and maybe Channing’s off eating quail in IPA-sauce somewhere in the Pearl, but everybody else has the same life-length experience, the same universal guy interests, the same disposable income…and almost to their discredit, they’re good character guys with a strong connection that only got stronger at the trading deadline.

I don’t think most pro teams get along like this, no way. Is there a single feud that’s gone on all season? Between a coach and player, player and player, player and owner—anything? What? Not one malcontent? No one crying about his minutes?

This is a special time for what may be a special group of guys. It’s like the movie Almost Famous—could end up being huge, and you knew them when. I hope Quick or Barrett or somebody is taking lengthier notes for a book on this team at this time.

I savor this story because it’s all about the bond. Hearing about Greg flapping his arms out the window in 10 degree whether while some little private cab booms out hip hop—that’s not off somewhere pouting or stressed out to me. And boy, what those two could teach each other about their games…yikes. More of Oden in LMA and more of LaMarcus in Greg? Aside: Bartell really is a triple threat guy, isn’t he? This is a very nicely written blog post, and in general he does the format quite the service.

by torridjoe on Feb 28, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A book on this squad would be an instant addition to my collection – another BE/Powell’s night, perhaps? :)

An admission: After the OKC game, I said some things. Stupid things. Things about Nate not knowing how to coach GO. It was only then I realized that I was in danger of becoming that which I most loathe - an uninformed, knee jerk fan who reacts to wins with wild delusions of championships and losses with trade and firing fodder. I will not be that fan. From this point on I will support the Blazers, the coaches and front office wholeheartedly, offering praise and criticism appropriate to the matter at hand. I will never again be "that guy".

Blazeraddict
2/9/2009

by blazeraddict on Mar 1, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If there WAS dissension, unfortunately the whole world would know about it

Thanks to that dedicated muckraker, Jason Quick.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Mar 1, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

B-E-A-yoo-tiful.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Feb 28, 2009 9:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

y you think the windows wer rolled down

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Feb 28, 2009 9:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It was 10 degrees!!!

minny is chill……

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was in Minn in '02 - - -Feb into March....thought was gonna freeze to death

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

not yet, maybe he can be saved,

if only we can get rid of LMA, he’s a bad influence on greg.

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Feb 28, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it…………

Not sure I had to be there, I’ve got a pretty good imagination.
Great piece.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Feb 28, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I was holding my breath for a second there.

The Blazer’s Misadventures After the Minnesota Game

I was wincing, waiting for the hippie lettuce or white powder paragraph.
What a great team…and shame on me.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Feb 28, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Don’t worry that era is over – although five years ago this would have been a pretty funny “Z-Bo and Darius fight some guys at a strip club” story

An admission: After the OKC game, I said some things. Stupid things. Things about Nate not knowing how to coach GO. It was only then I realized that I was in danger of becoming that which I most loathe - an uninformed, knee jerk fan who reacts to wins with wild delusions of championships and losses with trade and firing fodder. I will not be that fan. From this point on I will support the Blazers, the coaches and front office wholeheartedly, offering praise and criticism appropriate to the matter at hand. I will never again be "that guy".

Blazeraddict
2/9/2009

by blazeraddict on Feb 28, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

("Don’t worry that era is over") ...........Thank goodness for that.

But oh how it lingers in the mind.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Feb 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't it sound a little like the Monkees on tour...

I’m a Believer

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Totally……..

good times.
And this team exudes the innocence of that age.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Feb 28, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

very werid

That song was on the radio in my room when I read your comment…

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 1, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

synchronicity is the mother of serendipity

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 1, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

effect without a cause, sub atomic pause,

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Mar 1, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t sweat it,

all is well when you’re in harmony with the universe.

GO BLAZERS…..I feel it resonating…………

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Mar 1, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I totally love it!!!!!!!!!! Greg Oden and LMA completely bustin' loose and having fun - TOO COOL!!!!!

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks and B-Rex ROARS!!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LaMarvelous on Feb 28, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

"By popular demand, this didn't last"

a.k.a. SHUT UP!!!

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Feb 28, 2009 10:25 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and thanks MB for writing that up

I’ll make sure to move to your blog more often. Great to hear that the seemingly shy guys had the most fun (Sergio, Rudy, LMA, Greg). Though I hope people don’t start to question his competitiveness again for coming in last.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Feb 28, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sergio was really loose and happy after the Knicks game...

I think that was one of his best all around outings….and Lord everyone was kinda happy to walk off with that win…Nate ran off the floor shouting and laughing with his hands in the air…

Sergio was real psyched up after the game though, just beamng…he’s been working real hard at his game, and that night some of the shots were falling…

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Feb 28, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MB writes great blogs

He always throws in little things about the players that you dont hear anywhere else. I check it about everyday.

by RIP on Feb 28, 2009 11:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, that was my thought:

GO needs to man up and start winning cab races.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Mar 1, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

injured wrist

waving hand outside of window, car drives by and smack, another injury. Oh my.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 1, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

those darn Blazer doctors! LOL

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 1, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PA needs to spring

for better bus companies, this is the second time that a bus has broken down for extended periods of time (that I know of, there could be more)

good story though, i like it.

by pklym on Feb 28, 2009 10:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahaha

Soo friggin good!!!!! Obvioiusly Aldridge and Oden rockin the straight base hip hop comming in last. Both those guys are pretty damn smooth, they were in no hurry. What are you going to do leave them behind? They wanted the best entrance and got it. Im glad to hear those two were rolling together. Sometimes I worry about Greg because whenever he is not in the game and they show him on the sideline he looks like his dog just died. I like to see this guy happy and hear funny stories like this. What happened to that comedian prior to the draft. I hope this guy doesn’t get burnt out on all the pressure.

by JmarcL4 on Mar 1, 2009 12:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Macarena part really cracked me up

I love throwing in a totally crappy song mixed in with some good stuff in the juke box just to see everyone’s reaction when it starts. Backstreet Boys’ Everybody, is my favorite tune for that. As soon as that first “EveraaaaayBody” starts, everyone starts rolling their eyes and they make funny faces to all their peeps.

I da man!

by Dragline on Mar 1, 2009 3:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

That would have been an awesome song to play

In the video it even deals with a bus breaking down, the reason why they land in that spooky castle.

Proud Odensheeple

by Norsktroll on Mar 1, 2009 5:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what time zone you in again Norsk?

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 1, 2009 5:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Barret's blog is always interesting...

He seemed to have a great rapport with everyone from what have seen . . .esp the Blake family… he was real helpful to me getting me through the labyrinth and out into the players parking lot to meet Shav when I was out there in Portland…cute little kids he has . . . .had one over his shoulder on the walk out that was all smiles – - it was a nice scene back in the family area .. . . tight knit group all around, seems to me..

This is a bit unusual for a team…prob more common on young groups like this..Philly had a bit of an air about it like this – - guys realy pulled together trying to keep Shav’s spirits up when he first got hurt…and the family group behind the scenes was real nice…one game there I got to meet Andre Miller’s little nephew at his first game (at like 3 mos old!) …

This kinda thing I hope helps to humanize the guys a little more – I try to always look at people first before their work no matter what job they have… It’s a great place to start to keep the whole process here grounded

"Sergio and I obtained chalupas to understand their power. Then Sergio showed that each one has 427 calories and 27 grams of fat. Leaping upwards, we reviled the accursed chalupa and its pressure. – Rudy Fernandez

by LetsBlaze on Mar 1, 2009 5:22 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oden is a bust

for coming in last in the cab chase. Obviously LMA isn’t living up to his potential either.

by kickbrass on Mar 1, 2009 5:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

We can fire the driver, it´s what all team do. Problem fixed.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Mar 1, 2009 7:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

KD would have taken first!

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Mar 1, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My first thought is...

I’m only 190 and 5’ 11" and it’s no fun for me getting out of a car that’s right on the ground.

TWO 7 FOOTERS… ONE WHO HAS A BUM KNEE?!?

But after that, I imagine I would’ve been on the ground laughing had I witness a “decked out” lowriding CRX with windows down in 10 degree weather pull up with two giants flailing to some random mix tape… that’s good stuff.

Give the man his "M"!!!

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Mar 1, 2009 8:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Man, that's so funny. I love it.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Mar 1, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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Bayless describes his situation on the team as "tough".

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