Best and worst mascots of the NBA (photos, poll)
What could be a more important topic than whether to fire Nate, which point guard to play, which free agent to acquire, who to draft if Ricky Rubio somehow is not available, if KP should have pulled the trigger (and where he should have aimed), and Oden vs. Durant? That's right: Mascots.
We recently had a lot of discussions about Blaze. I'm questioning a bit if most people really dislike our mascot that much. And even if they do, if the reason is rather that they are bored since the guy (or girl?) in the costume is not quite as athletic to pull off as spectacular stunts as some other NBA mascots. Or maybe the people designing Blaze's skits are also not that creative so it gets repetitive?
To get a better feel for where we stand in the "mascot ranking", I would like you to look at the mascots of all NBA teams, and then decide who has the worst one. I would ask for best and worst, but well polling on SBN... The d-league also has some good ones, but those are not listed. Some reasons in the comments why you think this or that one is good or bad would be nice (look, name, style, fit, ...). Also, if you can say what exactly you don't like about Blaze feel free to do so. There might be better ones imaginable (or even available with Squatch), but I think we could have done far worse :)
Below are some key facts about all mascots in the NBA - as far as I was able to research them without going crazy - and my personal verdict.
Atlanta Hawks: Harry the Hawk and Skyhawk (to the left). In existence since: 1985. Verdict: Simple but fitting. I like that he wears a full jersey and that they didn't overdo the feathers. I don't really see the need for "Skyhawk".
Boston Celtics: Lucky the Leprechaun. In existence since: ? Verdict: Uhm, since it's a real person in a costume anyway and apparently recently they parted ways with the guy playing Lucky, maybe upgrade to Scalabrine or KG?
Charlotte Bobcats: Rufus Lynx. In existence since: 2003. Verdict: Pretty ugly, too much bulk for a lynx, but fitting to the team name.
Chicago Bulls: Benny the Bull. In existence since: 1969. Verdict: Had some legal problems in the past. But overall very cool and with long history. Only the hair might need some work.
Cleveland Cavaliers: Moondog. In existence since: 2003? Verdict: Uhm, a dog, really? Why? They claim a connection to Cleveland as the Rock-n-Roll city in his bio, but that is pretty far out. Why not some historic costume Musketeer-style?
Dallas Mavericks: Everything must be bigger and better in Dallas, so they also have two co-mascots: Champ and the Mavs Man. In existence since: Unknown. Verdict: I like the Mavs, but a blue comic horse with boots and a kinda scary looking body builder with basketball skin?
Denver Nuggets: Rocky the Mountain Lion. In existence since: 1990. Verdict: Looks pretty good, fits the franchise (would be even better if they were named something like the Bobcats), and wears something like a race car driver suit for a nice change.
Detroit Pistons: Hooper. In existence since: 1996. Verdict: Well, not very original. But it's a good fit to the franchise, and Hooper is well-done and looks friendly.
Golden State Warriors: Name: Thunder. In existence since: 1997. Verdict: Move over OKC. This is the real Thunder. He is even part of Golden State's logo.
Houston Rockets: Clutch "The Rockets Bear". In existence since: Ca. 1996. Verdict: Lets see, our nickname is the Rockets and we take a bear. Fail.
Indiana Pacers: Boomer and Bowser. In existence since: 1991 (Boomer the cat) and 2001 (Bowser the dog). Verdict: Another team that feels the need to have two mascots. Not very original or fitting to the franchise although the color scheme is okay. The cat looks strange, the dog crazy, and I fear both scare kids.
LA Clippers: Out of competition. They sell bears wearing a Clippers jersey, but I was unable to identify anything official. If that's true, it would be fitting for a lame franchise. Bill Simmons, get to work and create something for the team where you have season tickets.
LA Lakers: Disqualified. Jack Nicholson is semi-official I guess. In existence since: 1937. Verdict: Get a real and official mascot, then we talk.
Memphis Grizzlies: Grizz. In existence since: 1995. Verdict: Kinda cool looking bear with grey-blue hair. And the only team in the league that should have one. Would be much more fitting if the team had remained in Vancouver, since Memphis has a better chance to see the return of Elvis than a real Grizzly in the wild.
Miami Heat: Burnie. In existence since: ? Verdict: Um, was that a spare costume by the Muppet company? An early trial and error for Big Bird? And how much did the Heat pay for that mascot draft pick?
Milwaukee Bucks: Bango. In existence since: 1977. Verdict: Nice tradition, fits the franchise. One of the most athletic mascots in the NBA, but a bit injury prone and recently tore his ACL (video).
Minnesota Timberwolves: Crunch (middle). In existence since: 1989. Verdict: Looks friendly, but two words of advice: Wear shorts.
New Jersey Nets: Sly the Silver Fox. In existence since: 1997. Verdict: Mediocre execution of the costume. And a silver fox? Why?
New Orleans Hornets: Hugo. In existence since: 1988. Verdict: They updated the logo to make it look nice and agressive, unfortunately not the comic mascot.
New York Knicks: Name unknown. Unofficial: Spike Lee. Verdict: Some mix between a bear and the statue of liberty? Weird.
Oklahoma City Thunder: Rumble the Bison. In existence since: 2009. Verdict: I like it. They should have named the whole franchise the Bison. Rest in peace Squatch.
Orlando Magic: Stuff the Magic D ragon. In existence since: ? Verdict: Likely the weirdest mascot in the NBA. But fun and original. And according to his bio, he likes both Travis and Bo Outlaw, which should give him some bonus.
Philadelphia 76ers: Hip Hop. In existence since: ? Verdict: The head is a bit too small for the body. But at least a rabbit is creative, and it has a streetball appeal.
Phoenix Suns: Gorilla. In existence since: 1980. Verdict: Weird, but a member of the Mascot Hall of Fame that just belongs to the Suns.
Portland Trail Blazers: Blaze the Trail Cat. In existence since: 2002. Verdict: Looks better than some other cats in the league. You be the judge if our "unique mountain lion sub-species" is fitting - or we just stole it from the Nuggets.
Sacramento Kings: Slamson. In existence since: 1988. Verdict: A lion as the king of the jungle/savanna is an okay fit. But the costume is just bad. Maybe they could now replace him with The Noc?
San Antonio Spurs: The Coyote. In existence since: At least 1993. Verdict: Original, but ugly. And again: Shorts please.
Toronto Raptors: The Raptor. In existence since: 1996? Verdict: For this team it could only be a raptor. Slight flaws, but cool overall.
Utah Jazz: Bear. In existence since: 1994. Verdict: Yay, another bear. Just what was needed. At least this one wears a complete outfit and is shaggy. Too bad Ivan Drago was not available.
Washington Wizards: G-Wiz and the G-Man. In existence since: 1997 (G-Wiz). Verdict: And to close things out, another franchise that feels the need for two mascots since both are not that good. The dunking G-Man could be the brother of the Mavs Man, while the G-Wiz is...um...somehow related to Stuff the Magic Dragon? Watch some more Disney movies and design a friendly Wizard.
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There was no poll option to declare that they all suck!?!
rework the poll!
Dunk
by Billy Ray Bates on Feb 26, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions
That's what I tell strippers
You want this dollar? You rework the poll.
by Blazersaurus on Feb 26, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
With your title I so thought you were going to work the “they all suck” bit
by danielfarrell on Feb 26, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
I voted for Rufus Lynx.
just because the body of the costume looks like something found in the halloween section of Value Village. I also would like to vote for all the teams that have two mascots. Really? what is the point?
Agreed
I am as staunchly opposed to Blaze as anybody, but I will complain about him no more. At least we don’t have TWO lame and unoriginal mascots, instead of just the one.
I like the Gorilla and the Raptor, but now that the Squatch is gone, I think Stuff the Magic Dragon has the best concept in the league now. The rest seem to be a horrible exercise in herd thinking. They are all the same.
My props to the LA teams. If you can’t come up with a good idea for a mascot, just don’t have one (or get a second team of L*ker girls).
Great idea for a post.
Rec.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
The Houston mascot is abominable
and it was like, cross dressing and rolling over the cheerleaders in the game? LOL
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
In these pictures, the Houston bear is the lamest
Somehow this bear looks Chinese. I think Houston should trade for Yi Jianlian. – Elgin
Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot
Blaze is easily the worst. Rocky is the best.
Blazers had to steal from one of the funniest mascots in the league. Ask Charles Barkley about that mascot between drinks. Some of the stuff he does is great.
Blaze, the rapist dog/trail cat…….not so good.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I voted for the Mavs
The Mavs Man is really creepy. I might be racist against the skin color “Basketball.”
Although if this were the ABA he at least would be patriotic.
I gotta vote for Hip Hop the Rabbit
my god… this mascot vaguely reminds me of something Noah from Noah’s Arcade in Waynes World would create for the rappers after he did his rap and finished it with an arms crossed pose. Whitest 40 year old hip hop understanding EVAR
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 26, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions
Blaze is better than at least five of these chumps
Blaze clearly beats Indiana, Nets, Heat, Dallas, and..
my vote is for Slamson.. I hate this thing.. I think the Maloof bros should be fined until Sacramento loses its franchise to some Seattle buyer group who will bury this horrible looking thing..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
All Mascots are pretty bad...but I have to defend Boomer
Bowser, not so much. Boomer is athletic! He rappels from the ceiling! He’s been there for 18 years! I don’t know why they decided they needed a dog. Boomer is a panther (which makes no sense since, how often do you see Panthers in Indiana?) but I suppose Pacer Panther sounds better than Pacer cheetah.
And Blaze? He looks like he’s the 2nd cousin of the Denver mascot. Burnie, the Heat’s mascot is an odd looking one.
fair enough
I’ll give you Boomer.. but the fact that they added a stupid looking dog and a second mascot to a team who had a mascot with that kind of history…
Blaze’s biggest weaknesses are that he doesn’t do much that is cool, he looks too much like a bigtime division rivals more suitable mascot, and why would we have a trail cat (and what the heck is a trail cat)?
But some of these mascots suck because their costumes just look cheap or stupid in addition to making no sense and not having anything to offer. At least the Blaze costume looks like it costs a couple of bucks..
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
Bucks and Suns
Although I don’t know why a gorilla belong with the suns.. those mascots seem to work and effort was made for them to both look good and to be able to do impressive tricks
"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum
I really don't like Blaze
Can I nominate myself? I wore a Clifford the BRD costume for a children’s book fair at work. The colors are appropriate; I can dunk off a trampoline. I will taunt the other team non-stop. Wait until you see what I’ll do to Phil Jackson’s leg.
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
first try at image... bleh
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Feb 26, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I love Benny the Bull
Did you ever see him on Springer?
I use Robo Duck as the standard for all mascots and all those NBA mascots are so lame in comparison.
I da man!
Oh man...
I really wanted to vote for Hip Hop the Rabbit (HUH?!?), but that crap the Pacers roll out is atrocious.
Blaze is a given. Someone mentioned a half-crazed pioneer a couple of days ago… I second this motion.
Let’s put Blaze to rest (for good) and get some half-crazy Timber Jim-esque dude running around dressed as a pioneer…
Give the man his "M"!!!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 26, 2009 1:13 PM PST reply actions
think more along the lines of this:

(look familiar?)
Give the man his "M"!!!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 26, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Benny the Bull assaulted a cop...
“in character”.
Classic!
Next time I have a run in with the POH-leece I’ll make sure to let them know I’m a method actor and in character.
Give the man his "M"!!!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 26, 2009 1:17 PM PST reply actions
Why does
The Pacers “Dog” remind me of the rabbit in Donnie Darko?
Anybody else notice how Rumble the Bison still thinks he's Squatch?

Sergio: Spanish for Telfair
by Cool Hand Roy on Feb 26, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
haha
very good!
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
A lot of bad ... a whole lot of bad
How embarrassing would it be to be some of these Mascots? I voted for the Rockets bear. All that thing looks like it can do is ride around on stuff.
But any of the mascots that wear the body suits like the 76’ers guy is just AWFUL.
Best one: Easy: Rocky for the Nuggets.
Guy is shooting roughly 8% this season on backwards over the head half court shots. I think he’s also like 9/9 on dumping cakes on birthday game goers. Dude is also super athletic – played in my uncle’s Turkey Bowl this past November.
I went to 10 Blazer games last season
And during every single one Blaze hit a half court backwards shot. I have gone to every single game this season and he has yet to make one.
Karma
by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 26, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
I like the Miami Mascot
Mascots are for children, they should look goofy and funny. The ones that try to be cool and aggressive, or hip, are lame. They are for little kids.
Thanks. Took some work
I should have posted it a bit later to get above the junk drawer :)
Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
Has to be the Hip Hop Rabbit
Obviously a thinly veiled attempt to make Allen Iverson look less gangsta. Now he is irrelevant.
Burnie is clearly the worst.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

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