Why I love Mike Rice
Now I am sure many of you will instantly recoil at the headline. It happens. This site claims to not like homerism yet refuses trade offers of dwyane wade for jerryd bayless. Here's the truth though, while Rice may be a homer (no debating that) he does it with class and without demeaning the other team. Yes I know he butchers names and his confucious parody is painful, but during the game, at least you know you will get analysis as opposed to plain ole kissing donkey.
I have had this conversation many times with friends and relatives who live in the Portland area. Without a shred of a doubt, they all think Rice and Barrett are biased and irksome, mainly because they believe they are the worst announcers in the league. Everytime I argue against them. Now if you are a Portlander and dont often get to see any other teams games with local announcers I can't expect you to know any better, but if you are a league pass person like myself, you know what I am talking about.
As a basketball fan, I like to hear announcers call the game as its being played, giving praise to a player that does well (except #24 in LA) instead of continuously praising their own team for nothing they have done. This gets especially frustrating when Portland is struggling of their own accord (Last night LaMarcus missed about 10 open jumpers) and the announcers give credit when its not deserved.
As it is fresh in my mind I will use last nights game with the Rockets. (On a side note, usually the best announcers are for the worst teams. I THINK this is because they don't need to remind the fans that their team is awesome when it is apparent they are not. I enjoy Clipper announcers, Sac announcers, and sigh, Seattle announcers ((I dont like that new heehaw towns announcers)) because when their team makes a great play they talk about it, when the other team makes a great play they talk about it. Most teams aren't like that.) I was forced to listen to Matt Bullard and whoever the play by play guy is, butcher calls, give horrid analysis (if you don't know much about a player or team, just say so, dont make stuff up) and cry cry cry. I had to listen to a tirade about how flopping is killing the league and Joel Pryzbilla is a major culprit while luis scola plays on their team and is doing the same thing down low. I had to listen to how fantastic Scola's rotation defense was on LMA when he was missing shots even tho Luis was never closer than 6 feet away, hardly enough to effect a shot. It was horrible. You would also be amazed to hear that Shane Battier or Yao Ming apparently never foul and good blocks consist of getting elbow on a shot as long as the refs don't see it.
One thing I have always appreciated about Rice and Barrett is that they are willing to admit when Portland makes a bad play. "Oh look at that replay, Travis got away with one there." "Yep there it is, Greg did travel on that play, good call by the referee." "Batum just got beat on that play, and a fantastic play by Butler to get the dunk." Some of you might say, so, thats nothing special. Oh but my friends it is. You have no idea. Here is 90 percent of the teams announcers on those same plays. "Travis got a clean block on that one, a little body maybe and he was going for the ball so the ref says let em play." "Well the refs are just picking on Greg tonight, that clearly wasn't a travel, and we better see them call that on the other end." "Butler uses the arm to get around Batum and scores a dunk. Wow where was the call for offensive foul on that play." Etc. Etc. They are also willing to admit when a player on the other team makes a great play. Which (with the exception of Roy, who is every old announcers second coming of basketball Jesus) is very rare for opposing teams to do. They tend to talk thru great plays by opposing players or take the opportunity to reference their own players based on who is guarding the man who scored.
Once you are subjected to these announcers you gain a deeper respect for Rice. Barrett helps him along and they work well together. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and I am very fond of them right now. I will likely be suffering through San An announcers tonight, who I hope and pray are better than Houston, N.O., LAL or GSW. (GSW makes the list since their announcer had the BALLS to use Bingo Bango Bongo on a play by the Warriors against us with no props to Schonely.)
The moral of the essay I just wrote is this, be thankful for what you have Blazer fans. While some say the grass is always greener, in this case, the grass is dead in the other lawns.
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Snapper FTW
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 25, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
+1
I miss Snapper, saw him a few weeks ago shopping for tile at Contracts Furnishing Mart.
by upper left corner on Feb 26, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love Rice
and have to watch other commentators all the time. Last night was bad, but NO had to be the worst. Their analyst was dogging the Blazers bad… well until they came back. Then he had only bad things to say about his own team.
Rice is just funny. People who don’t like Rice probably don’t like people in general. I ran into Rice after a game once, said hello, and he started talking to me rather than just nodding and walking off. That guy’s cool. He sounds drunk often enough, but I LOVE that.
And who cares about being a homer. Isn’t that the point? Being a fan of basketball is cool, too, but only when your team is terrible. Otherwise, you just come off as a snob or someone that doesn’t understand the function of sports in our society (a distraction from things that actually MATTER).
Snapper was hard to listen to.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Feb 25, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Snapper hated almost all his play by play guys
Rice seems to like them all. – Elgin
Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot
by 22baylor on Feb 25, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying snapper was a hater?
That’s kind of why I didn’t like him. He was grumpy and mean. If I’m going to have fun watching basketball and listening to them talk, I don’t want to hear grumpy and mean.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Feb 25, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Defending Snapper
I wouldn’t say Snaps was grumpy and mean, as he was maybe cold and callous. He was a no frills analyst and called the games as he saw ’em. Personally, I liked Snapper, and appreciated his knowledge of how the game is played. This was the Snapper of TrailBlazer lore tho.
When Snapper went to NBC or where ever it was, and got paired with Walton, that is when his worst side came out, and could you blame him? Who wouldn’t want to throttle Walton for nearly every comment that he made? That was an unfair pairing and really made Snapper look like the grumpy gus you describe, when really he’s pretty cool and laid back.
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 26, 2009 7:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fair enough
But I actually liked him when paired with Walton. The contrast was amusing. That’s not when I didn’t like him. Callous and cold may be a fine description. I guess it’s just not entertaining without contrast to Walton’s euphemistic ravings. Rice has as much knowledge and understanding of basketball as snapper if not more. He just puts it out there in a much funnier way. He’s takes the Drunken Master approach.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Feb 26, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rice has more knowledge and understanding of basketball than Snapper?
I’m not sure of that. Jones actually played significant minutes in the NBA, Rice best resume loader was that of a college coach and player.
I think Rice gets away with pretending he knows more about the game because he tries harder to entertain. How many times have I heard Barrett put out the PTB trivia question to hear Rice “uh………………..” and later when the answer is revealed Rice says “oh, that’s right.” Either that or Barrett accuses him of cheating.
I don’t dislike Mike, but wonder if a replacement isn’t due. Not sure why so much animosity for Barrett, he keeps it pretty copesetic to me.
Lastly, and I know its been said not to say, but how many ways can Rice butcher a guys name—- Biedrich, Beerdins, Beaderins, Beederich, grrrr… that’s AS annoying as Hubie Brown calling Terry Porter- Kevin Porter. I mean, if you know the game, would you mind knowing the players?
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 26, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't stomach Snapper.
He treat his play by play guys like dog poop.
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Also: COMCAST SUCKS!
by TwoDeep on Feb 26, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There was never any animosity with Schonz.
He had issues with Marv Albert and Bill Walton of course, but for the most part he was pretty cool with his colleagues. And I never once heard him say anything bad about Schonz. I think people just remember his battles trying to correct poor, misguided Walton.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 25, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've said it before, I say it again
Snapper said the exact same things game in and game out. Drove me insane.
Mike Rice is one of the very best color men in any sport. He knows his stuff and is easy to listen too.
by Blazersaurus on Feb 25, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"ball movement, player movement"
“the calls will even out” (the refs are always right, stop whining)
(when making a point) “#1….blah blah blah”…never mentioned “point #2”
I think Jones respected Eddie Ducette a little, but he was always condescending to Lafferty…not that Pat was anything other than a local yokel
Don’t miss the Snapper…but I’m usually multi-tasking during the TV games and not listening to the broadcast, anyway
by two4larue on Feb 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah he liked Doucette
but none of the others. He didn’t give much flak to Schonely, but he was rarely paired with Schonely. – Elgin
Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot
by 22baylor on Feb 26, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rice is a stud...
I wan’t an announcer that loves the team he works for. He seems to be be like our fans, emotionally involved in the game. Its one of the reasons I loved and miss Shonley.
by blazerchamp on Feb 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Agreed. But can't we have an announcer who loves his team AND
knows the game?
by Blazin' on Feb 25, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we had schonely
and rice knows his stuff. maybe not all the players in the league right now, but the game he knows.
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He knows the game VERY well
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Feb 26, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm totally with you. All those things you referenced were things I've noticed too.
Even last night the houston announcer made a comment about the way battier was guarding Roy. How well prepared he was because he knew that Roy doesn’t like to go left or it isn’t strong going to his left (don’t remember exactly). Could they at least be informed on our star player? I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
by bustabucket on Feb 25, 2009 10:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, I forgot about that one
I think spat some beer all over my TV when I heard THAT little gem.
Kinda like Barkley on TNT this year saying that the Blazers just “Don’t have that guy who will take the game winning shot”
I do believe this was minutes before Roy took and hit the game winner to beat Houston. Barkley FTL!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Feb 25, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, then Barkley even downplayed that shot!!
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Also: COMCAST SUCKS!
by TwoDeep on Feb 26, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
During that same tirade...
Bullard made a comment about how the Blazers are a really high scoring team. What?!?!
The Houston announcers are certainly the worst ones who sound like they know basketball. At least guys like Austin Carr in CLE and Heinsohn in Boston are clearly idiots.
by erastus25 on Feb 25, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Geez, I feel like you guys have been in the room with me when I'm watching these games.
I knew it wasn’t just my homer ears hearing these things.
It’s good to know that I’m not the only one who feels this way about the announcers.
by bustabucket on Feb 25, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
I was watching the Houston feed online last night, and I was noticing the same things. It actually got so bad, I couldn’t take hearing them say what great defense Scola was playing (by doing the splits 10 feet away?) and I just went to watch it at the Pub. Sure enough, Mike Rice was making a comment about a great play by the Rockets.
By the way, some people really need to chill out on the anti-Homer things. I mean, the Illiad and the Oddesey are literary classics!
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Feb 25, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The guy who gets no love is Jay Allen
This guy impresses me. No matter who he is paired with, things seem to run smoothly.
by parkinglotj on Feb 25, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He knows his role
He’s a perfect broadcast partner. He knows when to speak up and when to shut up. That’s experience baby.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Feb 25, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's a good dude
but he just doesn’t have the TV voice in my opinion. Your voice has to be smooth and the right tone and everything. Jay just doesn’t strike me as a TV announcer. Love the guy, just glad he’s not giving the play by play.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 25, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
watching the television broadcast
it only reminds me how depressing brian wheeler is on the radio. he is so high on the blazers and soooo looowww on everything that goes against them. he makes everything sound so awful, hardly calls a decent play by play on anything the other team does, if it is something successful he sort of just trails off in a whimper. rice and barrett, like you said, may irk some people here, but compared to ANYONE else in the league, they are amazing. i like the lakers radio announcer because he is the opposite of what wheels is, he loves everything going on. he is heroicly pro-laker but he’s a good broadcaster.
and like you said, the sacramento tv announcers, theyre great. i was amazed after watching the blowout on leaguepass which was the sactown feed, they were losing terribly and managing to say nothing but nice things about the blazers. the old cleveland announcers, the sacramento announcers, and our mike and mike are the cream of the crop
by richardb on Feb 25, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
You left yourself a nice juscy opening for flaming
with that last line. “cream of the c….p”
Not from me though, I agree with you Mike and Mike are right up there, and when you throw in Rebecca, they’re unbeatable.
Did anyone see the Rockets sideline reporter? Not Rebecca.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Feb 25, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL she was HORRIBLE
you don’t make your first post-game interview question about the reffing. that’s just lame.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 25, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
ok, horrible might be strong
I don’t watch many of there games, but it definitely wasn’t the best question in my opinion.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 25, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and by there I mean their
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 25, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
was she hot though?
that could be excusable
by richardb on Feb 25, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No
Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
by Norsktroll on Feb 25, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree with some of that.
The LA radio announcer is pretty good. He clearly likes it when the Lakers do well, but he doesn’t discredit what the other team does like the Blazers guys do.
Look, I have no problem with the announcers whom are hired by the team, to be enthusiastic when their team does something well. It should be expected, and it would seem odd if that didn’t happen. But when you call the same play a completely different way for the other side, it comes off to me as being disrespectful. Maybe it’s the way I was taught to broadcast games in school, but that’s the way I always thought it should be.
I guess I’m a bit spoiled in that I grew up with one of the greatest announcer tandems in sports broadcasting history with Schonz and Snapper. Bill painted a picture with the way he described the game, had a great personality that was all his own and conveyed his love for basketball in a way that you just couldn’t help but feel as well. Steve Jones came from a different breed of color commentators in that he told it like it was 100% of the time. There was no BS, no personal biases, nothing but the truth of what was happening on the court. You rarely hear that these days, even on national broadcasts. The national announcers have their favored players/stories, and they paint things in a different light to support that. Snapper never did that. Once the Whitsitt Blazers came to be, that kind of honesty simply couldn’t be tolerated, so he had to go. Just another one of the ways that administration brought the Blazers down.
Barrett and Rice are not the worst announcers in the league. They’re pretty generic, honestly. Mike Barrett doesn’t do anything that any other competent broadcaster couldn’t do. He’s willing to toe the company line, he has a decent voice and that’s all the Blazers want. Rice has the occasional good observation, but again, he doesn’t do anything that any other color guy couldn’t do………..well, except get kicked out of a game by a ref, maybe. I will say that they’re both improving just a little bit on giving the opposition their due, though it’s almost always begrudgingly when they do.
My problem is that announcers who are too biased towards one side provide poor information and greatly detract from a broadcast. It’s grating sometimes to listen to the Mikes whine about a call that goes against Portland that is clearly a good call. If it’s even close, the ref is completely wrong, or has something against the Blazers.
I suppose that’s all that can be said. I can rant as much as I want, but the days of relatively impartial broadcasting appear to be gone. And that’s a shame.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 25, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Spiro Dedas or whatever
but he is paired with turncoat Thompson who thinks every laker is the best at their position. At least tho he admits the 80s lakers would kill the current version. which is big for him.
you say they give the other team their due begrudgingly. I would agree with that, but at the same time, you gotta remember that not really any other annoucners do that at all!
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thompson is crap, but the PBP guy is pretty good.
And yes, there are broadcasting pairs even worse than the Mikes. The quality of Portland’s broadcasting team is pretty middling.
It’s just painfully obvious that we could have it a lot better than this. Just because it could be worse is no reason to say what we have is good. All it would take is some foresight by the team to not hire cheerleaders in suits to call games.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 25, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dont get me wrong
I would love to have Snapper back, but for me, I love Rice. I do. I like that he calls out Blazers when they do dumb things, I like that he laughs and admits when we get a call that went our way that shouldnt. If I was on the other team I would feel vindicated about being pissed off when the announcers agreed it was a bad call, not feel like everyone is against me. I know he isnt the best announcer, I grew up on Schonely too, so I know there is better but every time i watch a game on league pass and the incompetence of the announcers affects my enjoyment of the game, I miss Mike/Mike a little more
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, like I said
I know that there’s no bringing back that group, and that the style of broadcasting I was taught and I grew up on is never going to come back.
I sound like a grumpy old man when it comes to broadcasting, and I’m only 28! :)
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 25, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Richard, you are so right on Wheels.
he gets so depressed when the Blazers aren’t doing well. He won’t give the other team any credit.
I’m lucky to have the Comcast channel here in Bend. Me loves me some Mike and Mike.
by TallTimber on Feb 25, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
why I don't love Mike Rice
…All I have to compare him to is Snapper Jones, but Rice is starting to wear on my nerves. I agree with everything you guys said about him not being too biased, and giving opponents respect, etc. I appreciate that. But all I see him do is read off stat sheets and say stuff like this:
“He’ll do that!
He can do that!
He’ll do that! That young man from <glances at stat sheet, sees player played with Florida State 2 years ago, and averaged 4.8 points in the paint> Florida State, he’ll run right past you and get the bucket! Just like he did at Florida State where he averaged 4 points in the paint.”
I wouldn’t miss that kind of commentary if it went away, although some of his (unpaid) interns might lose their jobs.
by Sheedwasright on Feb 25, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. So how about changing the title of the post to, "Why I like Mike Rice"
Of course, I don’t listen to those hack announcers for other teams. If I did, my like for Rice would probably turn to love as well.
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
by hurryup09 on Feb 25, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
believe me
it does. its PAINFUL.
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I dont agree that he struggles sometimes, like i mentioned he butchers names too
but at least he doesnt just MAKE UP stuff about players he knows nothing about.
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
isn’t ad libbing off a stat/player profile sheet the same thing as making it up? I agree with Sheedwasright on this one. The quality of Rice’s work has diminished the past couple years. I appreciate his fervent Homerism, but he’s more and more just winging it anymore.
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 26, 2009 7:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i know what your talking about
and I think he does the best with what he can, but he doesnt know all the players. although he doesnt say crazy things like, Shane should push roy left since he cant go that direction, when 90 percent of roys drives are lefty. if he doesnt know a player, he just tries his best to give us SOME information even if its old as opposed to just making stuff up to make the blazers sound better.
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 26, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For those with league pass...
Watch one game with the Cleveland announcers or Boston announcers and you’ll realize how luck we are to have Mike Rice.
by erastus25 on Feb 25, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
2 years ago at a Summer League game
Mike Rice joined ‘us fans’ in the stands during halftime of a game and continued to sit directly behind me for the remainder of the game. It was fun interacting with him – and he certainly seemed more than happy to do so.
Lots of un-solicited comments by him during the second half of play, many of them humorous.
But the funniest moment was when Jason Quick walked right in front of our section. Rice yelled out, “The Oregonian is a terrible newspaper!”, which got Quick’s attention. He immediately looked up into the stands to see who said it, saw that it was Rice, gave a little smirk and then continued walking.
That being said, all of the Blazer announcers are homers. As much so as other announcers from other teams? Yes in some cases and no in others.
by Storyteller on Feb 25, 2009 11:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Can you give me some of your no's?
so i have something to look forward to?
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Larger: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2206/2413153215_66585a827b_o.jpg

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
by Norsktroll on Feb 25, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
haha
who made that?
Its funny, not accurate, but funny.. :)
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're right it's not accurate
Mike Rice is rated too high in NBA knowledge…
by Blazin' on Feb 25, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Stu Lantz is a bigger homer than ANY of our announcers
and after last night there is no way in hell Matt Bullard is anywhere NEAR objectivity
Calabro is in the right spot though
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Joel Myers, aka Wink Martindale,
I would say is rated too high in BB IQ……
by Storyteller on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As well as Stacey King.
He is horrid
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Joel Myers is less of a homer than you indicate. He just accepts Kobe as "the greatest basketball player in the world" as axiomatic, which isn't THAT big of a push...
……………………………….. If you forgive him that, he’s quite neutral.
Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???
by timbo on Feb 26, 2009 7:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he stated
BBIQ not homerism
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 26, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t see Wheel’s on there,
But then my computer screen doesn’t extend 3 miles to left of the Homer label.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Feb 26, 2009 6:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Love the chart by Norsktroll
Off the top of my head, I’d say that the Wizards, the Warriors and the Suns have the most ‘homeristic’ television announcers in the league. That’s just my impression from watching League Pass games.
by Storyteller on Feb 25, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rockets, Hornets too
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rice may not be perfect
but he and everyone else on the broadcast team is better than Pete Pranica.
by the vegetarian on Feb 25, 2009 12:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I love Rice
I couldn’t stand Snapper, he was arrogant, or atleast came off that way to me. For a color commentator I like those like Rice or Walton. Someone to make me laugh but who also knows the game and can break it down quickly. I don’t need really indepth stuff, just enough to show how a play happened, or didn’t happen. Mike and Mike do this great.
by usmcr3049 on Feb 25, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
agreed...
Not a big Snapper fan, for the reasons you listed and others. I like the goofy guys that know basketball but aren’t worried about convincing other people of that. Rice knows basketball, he might not have the memory to store scouting reports and finetics on every player, but I am sure he understands what teams are trying to do strategy wise. I think he mixes the fan approach with the analysis approach quite nicely…
RUDY > MJ
by myemic23 on Feb 25, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Great post
Not only do I agree with many of your points, I also think they’re accurate!
by MavetheGreat on Feb 25, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I loved Snapper
But Rice is the right fit for me. Snapper was a tuxedo; he was too good to just have on any old day. Rice is like a pair of jeans. However, for a big game, I’d much rather have Snapper doing the call, just because I want the most professional guy I can find. Not to mention, I loved his simmering hatred for Bill Walton whenever they were paired up.
by robrun2 on Feb 25, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Rice rocks, though I hope never again to hear:
“They’ll whack you.” (Every Jazz game.)
“He’s got to bump and grind.” (Unpleasing associations.)
by Bart King on Feb 25, 2009 1:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but don't forget...
“This Wiz Team” also (sometimes) “This Clip Team”
Peace Up, A-Town Down...
by OverTheEdge on Feb 25, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RIce Rocks!
Mike Rice rocks because he is a fan as well as a color guy. He always brings enthusiasm and that isn’t easy when you’re faced with 80+ games. He cares about his team and Blazer fans. What’s not to like? Thanks to Mike and Mike Barrett for a job well done!! Go Blazers!
by Luanne on Feb 25, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Why I love Mike/Mike
They both call it like they see it, both ways.
“Lebron travels with the ball and dunks it.” That’s it. He won’t go on and on for 5 minutes about the star treatment, but he also won’t ignore the blatant travel.
Rice also says lots of silly stuff, but you know when he’s being legit and you know that his facts are probably straight. Also, Aflac trivia question is best ongoing Trivia in sports!
by Zaig on Feb 25, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I love the Mikes
GreatOdensRaven expanded on a short post I had made after the Houston game, saying nearly the same thing.
I lived in Portland my entire life until last summer, and had basically only heard our guys calling blazer games. Starting this season, I have had the UNFORTUNATE experience of watching the games online, usually with the other team’s feed. I have heard most of the other teams broadcast guys now, and it took me weeks and weeks to get over the shock that they almost all SUCK. There are some notable exceptions—but the worst for me have been 1) Houston 2)N.O and 3)Boston announcers—in that order of suckage. Did anyone else notice when Broy got whacked on his left arm last night and was trying to shake it off, the Houston broadcasters said “UNfortunately, it’s NOT his shooting arm?” Are you f-ing kidding me? And they don’t know he’s quite happy going left or right???
I just took it for granted that the broadcasters would call the game as it happens: kudos to either team that makes a good play, gettin on the team that’s not playing well (even if its the home team for chrissakes) with a splash of homerism added in.
I appreciate all the blazer choices for broadcasters since I have followed them from around 1985.
by RenoBlazerFan on Feb 25, 2009 2:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
except for Pete Pranica
I forgot him—no like him
by RenoBlazerFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah sorry to step on your post
I wrote it with passion then scrolled down and saw yours and posted on it too. :)
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Rice has almost singlehandedly made my wife a basketball fan
because she can watch the games, hear reasonable simple explanations for stuff and get a laugh a minute out of his goofy moans and groans and oddball comments. This is a good thing.
Games should be fun. I think we forget about the fun part, sometimes.
by raoulduke on Feb 25, 2009 3:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
There is something almost Maddenesque about him...
………………………… if John Madden had a hip flask and like freebie coupons given to him by Ronald McDonald.
Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???
by timbo on Feb 26, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahahaha
i can’t help but lol about this guy,m.rice is 1 of the greatest human beigns i’ved ever came across.i’m seriously holding back my tears right now.it all statred back at the end of the 05 season.a sunday night game vs the jazz,before the pregame started rice*barrett
another great human beign i might add,walked right pass me.i congradulated barrett on the birth of his 1.st child jack,then i looked at rice and seriously apologized to him.why do you ask because my heart went out ot them both.for covering a bunch of sorry a*** sob’s on a nightly basis.they both shook my hand and said thank-you for your patience&loyalty to the franchise.and i said i’ll die wearing the scarlet*black*white.fast foward to last season at the izod center,i said the m&m boys my 2 favorite guys in the world.what a difference 3 years make.they stopped what they were doing and hugged*shook my hand,and m.rice said i told you it would turn around thanks your patience and loyalty.the morale of this story is that rice*barrett remember who i was and everytime we hook up it’s like being with my 2 deceased uncles all over again
by fatty on Feb 25, 2009 3:21 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Your 2 deceased uncles?
that’s a compliment, right? just kiddin—i see you got the mike-love
by RenoBlazerFan on Feb 25, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
when 2 public figures remember’s and give you the time of day like you’re part of the family,and they know you’ve been there for the bad dark times,reno i’am seriously crying here dude.i know i’m a major a*h**e to most people.but these 2 guys i’m tearing up i love these 2 class acts also the coaching staff and the lovely ms.haarlow all just great people.
by fatty on Feb 25, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fatty, that's a great story
Well worth reading. I’m gonna have to rec it.
by Corvid on Feb 25, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i truly apologize
for that last post but mike rice and mike barrett"i love you"guys from the bottom of my heart.bless both of you guys and your families too god bless the m&m boys.i"m seriously tearing up now i really really love those 2 guys.
by fatty on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
mike and mike are like C3P0 and R2D2
I love the two blazer commentators they are hilarious. Rice is fiery and a edgy like R2D2 and like C3P0 Barret is always trying to cover up for Rice and keep him under control. A blazer game when i have to listen to the TNT or ESPN calls is no where near as entertaining as listening to Mike and Mike have a down right good time doing their jobs.
by true2trout on Feb 25, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
now that was funny
rec
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 25, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Mike Rice?
I just love how Mike Rice forgets where he is sometimes, or honestly doesn’t seem to remember where his last game is. I’m sure that spending a week at a time on the road covering 50-some games in 4 months is going to get repetitive, but Rice gives it that ‘old man’ personality that’s like watching a game with my grandpa. It probably won’t always make sense, but at least I’m not watching a game with a robot (or worse, someone who only cares about his fantasy team). Kudos Mike & Mike!
by rawknmxpx on Feb 26, 2009 12:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I agree, TOTALLY!. Like the same announcers you do and dislike the same too.
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
by amlmart1 on Feb 26, 2009 10:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Side note:
San Antonio announcers were actually pretty good last night, with no Duncan whining. I dont know about calling Matt Bonner the Red Rocket, but other than that I thought they were knowledgable (bonus points for any time Sean Elliot reps UA Cats) and pretty fair.
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 26, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
No.
Elliot went so far over board with the UA thing…
And the play by play guy kept SHOUTING LIKE EVERY LAYUP OR NICE PLAY HAD JUST WON THE GAME!!1
by erastus25 on Feb 26, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Parker was killing us, if had been Roy we would have been just as excited
and I went to UA so I love when Elliot talks about it. :)
i know it probably bugs other people
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 26, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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