Rudy Onionized
Pretty funny stuff going on, as someone has a lot of time. Who knows how long it will last but, I thought it was worthy of a fanshot posting. Enjoy.
8 months ago
PtownJake
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Haha
I’ve never read his blog before. He’s hilarious!
by RIP on Feb 19, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
El Blog de maximum awesomenesso!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2009
Deadly Lines Approach
The last deadly lines to trade players are here. Secrets are not existing that Sergio could be swapped for another player. This makes me swallow hard. My mock outrage at Sergio’s vacationing on All Star weekend is now forgotten. I wish him Portland permanency! It is my luck to have a countryman and my best friend as a mate.
But will that luck survive?
For anxiety reducing, I launched online. My enjoyment is in the outdoors, so I went to a site named Field & Stream. At first, I was of the thinking that these were fellow enthusiasts who enjoyed a natural setting.
My surprise inflated on learning that the Field & Stream staff is bloodthirsty. This is most misleading. Would a site named Meadow & Brook approve slaughtering the wilderness? The site even has a "Gun Nut" department. "It must be a joke," I consider. Then I read the Gun Nut. No joke! Their appetite for carnage is great.
Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???
by timbo on Feb 19, 2009 4:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe I didn't know about this blog until today.
This is now required daily reading for me.
I too have an appetite for carnage………..need to get me some ribs……….
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Feb 19, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That's hilarious!
Give the man his "M"!!!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 19, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Rudy's take on Corey Maggette (from that blog)
A Final Observation: Despite his stalwart appearance, Corey Maggette apparently has hollow bones! There is no other explanation for how dramatically he plummets to the ground after the lightest of touches. Without calcium supplements, a compounded fracture is in his near future.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Feb 19, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
that's not all that's hollow
about maggette
by appel82 on Feb 19, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rudy has a real blog, in Spanish,
here. SOME of the entries in the aformentioned blog are translations of Rudy’s postings, but some are fake. And all are funny…
There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.
by EngineerScotty on Feb 19, 2009 5:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how I ever enjoyed myself
before you so kindly posted this
by beam_us_up_scottie on Feb 19, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
How does this not have more recommendations?
It’s one of the funniest things I have ever read. Genius.
by PoliSam on Feb 19, 2009 11:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR
by rockingharder on Feb 20, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Better than the real thing
Does anyone have the link to the real one for comparison in the future. I can’t remember what it was. It wasn’t the one from marca .
That being said this one has increased my blazermania by at least 14%. Way more than a trade fore vince carter would.
On a side note I can’t make it to blazers games so I only get what the tv shows me. But I swear I once saw Rudy do a matador dance after he made a three. Did I really see that or do I really just wish I saw that?
by meatwad3 on Feb 20, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This is fake, right? I'm too lazy to do the research.
Hit it. Yes he did. Ohhhh yeah.
by Badalona Baddie on Feb 20, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
partially fake
read Engineer Scotty’s post above.
by trk on Feb 20, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's brilliant. The author truly deserives a gold star.
But I don’t want to know the name or identity of the author. I prefer it to be a mystery so that it’s easier to pretend that it’s really Rudy.
by PoliSam on Feb 20, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
read the blog's subtitle
bayless leaves over my dead body
by thomasikehara on Feb 23, 2009 7:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I've gotta remember to check the fanshots from time to time!
This is simply excellent, I must say.
by CatMan2 on Feb 20, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
fantastic dude.
No I’ve got something else to check in on and read. Just great.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
by DaNoose on Feb 21, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I meant "now" not "no"
This was a good find by you Thanks.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
by DaNoose on Feb 21, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my stubbling is perfect.
haha.
Sergio: Spanish for Telfair
by Cool Hand Roy on Feb 22, 2009 9:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't stop reading this,
this whole blog is hilarious. The Angel Pigs? This guys pretty funny!
by SandyTrailBlazer on Feb 22, 2009 10:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious
Oh man…that could be up there with rolcats. The internet is a beautiful thing.
by moflow on Feb 23, 2009 7:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The moustache thing
is epic. He has a poster of Antonio Banderas with stubble on his wall, hilarious. I can’t wait to see the caballero stache in the playoffs!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Feb 23, 2009 10:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs




















