Rudy Onionized

Pretty funny stuff going on, as someone has a lot of time. Who knows how long it will last but, I thought it was worthy of a fanshot posting. Enjoy.

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outstanding

by premthegrem on Feb 19, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

That site is bueno

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 19, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Haha

I’ve never read his blog before. He’s hilarious!

by RIP on Feb 19, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

El Blog de maximum awesomenesso!

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2009

Deadly Lines Approach

The last deadly lines to trade players are here. Secrets are not existing that Sergio could be swapped for another player. This makes me swallow hard. My mock outrage at Sergio’s vacationing on All Star weekend is now forgotten. I wish him Portland permanency! It is my luck to have a countryman and my best friend as a mate.

But will that luck survive?

For anxiety reducing, I launched online. My enjoyment is in the outdoors, so I went to a site named Field & Stream. At first, I was of the thinking that these were fellow enthusiasts who enjoyed a natural setting.

My surprise inflated on learning that the Field & Stream staff is bloodthirsty. This is most misleading. Would a site named Meadow & Brook approve slaughtering the wilderness? The site even has a "Gun Nut" department. "It must be a joke," I consider. Then I read the Gun Nut. No joke! Their appetite for carnage is great.

Why is Channing Frye still here? Anybody??? Anybody???

by timbo on Feb 19, 2009 4:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I cannot believe I didn't know about this blog until today.

This is now required daily reading for me.

I too have an appetite for carnage………..need to get me some ribs……….

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Feb 19, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

That's hilarious!

Give the man his "M"!!!

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 19, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Rudy's take on Corey Maggette (from that blog)

A Final Observation: Despite his stalwart appearance, Corey Maggette apparently has hollow bones! There is no other explanation for how dramatically he plummets to the ground after the lightest of touches. Without calcium supplements, a compounded fracture is in his near future.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Feb 19, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

that's not all that's hollow

about maggette

by appel82 on Feb 19, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Rudy has a real blog, in Spanish,

here. SOME of the entries in the aformentioned blog are translations of Rudy’s postings, but some are fake. And all are funny…

There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

by EngineerScotty on Feb 19, 2009 5:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I don't know how I ever enjoyed myself

before you so kindly posted this

by beam_us_up_scottie on Feb 19, 2009 10:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

How does this not have more recommendations?

It’s one of the funniest things I have ever read. Genius.

by PoliSam on Feb 19, 2009 11:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Feb 20, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Better than the real thing

Does anyone have the link to the real one for comparison in the future. I can’t remember what it was. It wasn’t the one from marca .

That being said this one has increased my blazermania by at least 14%. Way more than a trade fore vince carter would.

On a side note I can’t make it to blazers games so I only get what the tv shows me. But I swear I once saw Rudy do a matador dance after he made a three. Did I really see that or do I really just wish I saw that?

by meatwad3 on Feb 20, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs