WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2009

Deadly Lines Approach

The last deadly lines to trade players are here. Secrets are not existing that Sergio could be swapped for another player. This makes me swallow hard. My mock outrage at Sergio’s vacationing on All Star weekend is now forgotten. I wish him Portland permanency! It is my luck to have a countryman and my best friend as a mate.

But will that luck survive?

For anxiety reducing, I launched online. My enjoyment is in the outdoors, so I went to a site named Field & Stream. At first, I was of the thinking that these were fellow enthusiasts who enjoyed a natural setting.

My surprise inflated on learning that the Field & Stream staff is bloodthirsty. This is most misleading. Would a site named Meadow & Brook approve slaughtering the wilderness? The site even has a "Gun Nut" department. "It must be a joke," I consider. Then I read the Gun Nut. No joke! Their appetite for carnage is great.

This is now required daily reading for me.

I too have an appetite for carnage………..need to get me some ribs……….

A Final Observation: Despite his stalwart appearance, Corey Maggette apparently has hollow bones! There is no other explanation for how dramatically he plummets to the ground after the lightest of touches. Without calcium supplements, a compounded fracture is in his near future.

here. SOME of the entries in the aformentioned blog are translations of Rudy’s postings, but some are fake. And all are funny…

 before you so kindly posted this

It’s one of the funniest things I have ever read. Genius.

Does anyone have the link to the real one for comparison in the future. I can’t remember what it was. It wasn’t the one from marca .

That being said this one has increased my blazermania by at least 14%. Way more than a trade fore vince carter would.

On a side note I can’t make it to blazers games so I only get what the tv shows me. But I swear I once saw Rudy do a matador dance after he made a three. Did I really see that or do I really just wish I saw that?

This is simply excellent, I must say.

No I’ve got something else to check in on and read. Just great.

haha.

this whole blog is hilarious. The Angel Pigs? This guys pretty funny!

Oh man…that could be up there with rolcats. The internet is a beautiful thing.

is epic. He has a poster of Antonio Banderas with stubble on his wall, hilarious. I can’t wait to see the caballero stache in the playoffs!