Junk Drawer 2/18 Junky Links.
I thought I’d give this whole junk drawer thing a try. So I decided to find some links for your junky pleasure. Some Blazer related, and others are just for fun. Enjoy! Go Blazers! Have a Junky Wednesday.
Evidently we have given up on getting Amare. Who would have guessed!
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/11838893/13535220
This is a link to Blog-a-Bull that gave a trade idea that would get us Captain Kirk, and Deng.
http://www.blogabull.com/2009/2/11/755846/amare-tyrus-and-portland
Here is one that is from the Celtics Blog. Someone thinks our very own Rudy F. belongs in a line up with R. Evans, Bowen, and Zaza for a team of “Most Hated Players”. Why??
http://www.celticsblog.com/2009/2/7/752866/most-hated-players-startin
I guess if you are going to grow pot, you shouldn’t install a security alarm. Who would have thought?
http://www.indystar.com/article/20090212/NEWS02/902120477/1001/NEWS
Here’s one that tells you what a woman’s eyebrows tell you about her.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1142686/LIZ-JONES-What-womans-eyebrows-reveal-her.html
Cow urine sold as a soft drink? Not my idea of refreshment! Brings new meaning to “Obey your thirst”.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece
If you are going to rob a gas station, fill the tank first.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29148944/
For the true geeks (like me). How much would it cost to make the Death Star?
http://i.gizmodo.com/5146010/death-star-costs-156-septillion-14-trillion-times-the-us-debt
Our very own Damon Stoudamire is in the Wikipedia NBA Record books. 21 threes attempted in one game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_records
And finally, I love strange, random facts.
http://www.strangefacts.com/facts1.html
Any junky links from you all? Or junk? Let’s get this win tonight Blazers!
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Comments
Sorry if some of the links are old.
I was going to post this last week, but 92wastheyear beat me by minutes!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry dude
This is superiour to anything I did
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
by 92wastheyear on Feb 18, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't trying to knock you. I like your stuff too.
You just beat me. Scoreboard!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get that Rudy hate.
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
by twiggs on Feb 18, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
commentary on that post
tends to agree. Rudy hasn’t been around long enough to hate! silliness
UDOKA!
by CLRNCE. on Feb 18, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
it just confirms my absolute hatred towards everything Boston. They left three of the top 4 hated players in all the league off (KG, Perkins and Posey).
by sPresley on Feb 18, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha! +1
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The game when Damon shot 21 threes was wacky
by tingeyga on Feb 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah! He only had 18 points with that many attempts.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more on the lines that
Damon was the games leading rebounder and was a scant 3 TOs from rare quadruple double
by tingeyga on Feb 18, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He used to get quite a few rebounds
for a guy that was 5’9" (maybe). He floated around well.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That game
Is a huge reason I hated to watch Damon play.
That season was the worst of it, since he was the focal point. Good lord, it was Hell on Earth watching him run around chucking 3’s without impunity.
Mort.
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
From day one I could not understand the hype that surrounded Damon.
It was hard to be a Blazers fan.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Feb 18, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OKC has a new mascot: Rumble the Bison (via Ball Don't Lie)
Hey guys, why not name the whole team the Bison?

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
by Norsktroll on Feb 18, 2009 11:28 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The most original, fitting thing in the entire franchise
Is their Mascot.
It’s like the inverse of the Blazers, and Blaze the “Trail-Cat”.
M—
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually like it better than Blaze.
And I’m not a real mascot type of guy.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's it..
I’m on the OKC bandwagon now.
Have fun with Blaze, loseeeeeeeerrrrrrs!
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
by 12sharks on Feb 18, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The dancer on the far far right
Looks like a blow-up doll.
Is that inappropriate to point out?
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
by twiggs on Feb 18, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Y r u so sexist?
It’s sexist to point out the orange blow up doll on the right when you got what looks like to be 6 inches of blue eyeshadow blinding the lady over the Bison’s right shoulder (our left). Someone needs to help her!!
I wonder if OKC just took the left over body suits of Sasquatch and just made a new head for the costume. The arms and legs look Sasquatchy to me…
It would be totally out of character for them to do things that way, but it somehow popped in my noggin.
Twiggs, you hate woman.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shoot.
You caught me.
I totally agree about the remodeled Sasquatch. Even the hair seems to be lighter in the same spots. Hmm. Cheap bastards.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
by twiggs on Feb 18, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Though I’m not really an expert on blow-up dolls.
by Corvid on Feb 18, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ever heard of the Love Ewe?
Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 18, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a blow up pig once.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not until now
Looks like the perfect gift for someone who’s into cutesy sheep crap. Ever met anyone like that? Little stuffed sheep everywhere, sheep paintings on the walls, sheep coffee mugs, sheep potholders, etc.
by Corvid on Feb 18, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have one
I would put a bra and panties on it then handcuff it out my window. I miss her.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine had one. She was a brunette.
She used to hang out with us when we smoked pot on the back porch. She was the only one I ever really got to know.
by Corvid on Feb 18, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mine was a gift
It was actually a transsexual love doll and a total rip off. Honestly, I didn’t do anything with it because it was too young. It came with the Tab A part as a separate piece. Slot B was a hole wide enough that on the night I got it, I wore it on my arm up to my elbow for half the night at Steelhead Brewery in Eugene.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
are you kidding me?
LOL
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 18, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wiz willing to deal lottery pick instead of Butler?
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=519070
I found that via AOL’s Fanhouse.
Basically, instead of trading one of their top 3 (Arenas, Butler, Jamison, out of which we’d only want Butler), the Wiz are more willing to trade a bad contract coupled with their surefire high lottery pick.
I know it’s more youth, more youngin’s, more potential… but damn, another super high lottery pick.
Honestly though, I dunno who we’d even want, even if Rubio enters the draft. Is there a dyno-mite PG aside from Rubio in the draft? Dyno-mite SF? I like what we got in Batum/Webster/Bayless, so I don’t even really want another lottery pick. I want winning, playoffs, good stuff.
Of course, if there are a variety of talents that would be better than a decent-to-good veteran, ya gotta look at it. It’ an intriguing option, and I think would be silly of the Wizards to deal. They need to get healthy, sure, but even healthy they ain’t that good. They need this lottery pick.
What do peoples thinks?
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
as11osu thinks there are a ton of good point guards and PF bangers in the next draft
I have no real opinion on that, since right now I’m still assuming we just have our pick at around 22-24 and 4 picks in the second round in the 30s and then again very late. The surefire guys are gone by then, and the rest is really just playing lottery with some Euros and guys who might or might not pan out.
I think Rubio won’t come out in 09 (he will complete his contract first) and ESPN is just keeping him in the mock lotteries to keep things interesting and click rates higher. Rudy could tell KP more about that with one short phone call behind the scenes, which is a distinct advantage :)
Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
by Norsktroll on Feb 18, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My weakness
Is that I just don’t watch NCAA normally, because it sucks, and I didn’t expect us to have a pick worth scouting over like year’s past.
So I honestly have no idea who would be really good for us that is expected to be in the lottery, unlike previous years. And even then, I ain’t Jonny NCAA, I just start paying attention once some people start being expected to be drafted here and there.
Morty
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If Rubio were guaranteed I’d do it no matter how much younger it made us.
Now that would truly be a Spanish connection.
He’s the next Steve Nash, and wow.
But with a lottery I don’t know how that’s guaranteed, other than KP having more leverage.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Feb 18, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rubio plays a whole lot more D
then Nash
Oderint dum metuant
by WhiteRabbit on Feb 18, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hence, "and wow"
i.e. and wow, so much more IMHO.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
by Blazer1342 on Feb 18, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Random, random happening at my work.
So Craig Hodges is now a sales guy for my team.
I didn’t know who he was at first, but WEIRD huh?
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
by twiggs on Feb 18, 2009 12:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome!
Is he a pretty nice guy?
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
twiggs that is so weird
why does he live in Portland?
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he's based out of California
We just got the notification today, and I haven’t met him.
Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."
~Rob D from NBAmate
by twiggs on Feb 18, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Im glad to see you are back BF1
and apparently re-energized…. good deal
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 18, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Craig Hodges
My favorite Bull of all time. What can I say, I’m a 3 point whore.
by zaruga on Feb 18, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
now that is HOT
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow
by BlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
random fact
o’ the day: BE has received 2.78% of its 3.4 million unique visits within the last 7 days.
That is absurd.
by BlazersOrBust on Feb 18, 2009 1:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That is crazy.
I basically log on here first for trade news now. Way to go, BE. By the time my friends find out about those trades by reading Yahoo!, I mock them for being slow and false fans of basketball.
That being said, I’m glad we’re on PST on the west coast, as many trades go down during sleep hours for me to read about when I wake up. This morning, I was stunned when there was nothing reported (except for Zach getting punished).
by RecordTOs on Feb 18, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
1. Random facts always win
2. How did that Blazer team even win 25 games
3. The Celtic poster is probably a native from a country that got embarassed by Rudy in the Olympics. (Comments were all for Rudy obv.)
by Zaig on Feb 18, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Your Rudy theory may be right on!
Plus Rudy is better looking that most of the guys in Boston (not that I’m an expert in that sort of thing).
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blazers-Spurs in the West Finals of Ball Don't Lie's 2 on 2 Tournament
by jksnake99 on Feb 18, 2009 1:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
About 5 of us were voting for a couple hours during the allstar saturday night stuff
Check out the thread.
Karma
by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 18, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Could somebody do a statistical analysis...
on what refresh rate is required to ensure that I will be the first person to find out about the next blockbuster trade? I have apparently been clicking refresh faster than my monitor’s physical refresh rate and have created a small vortex on my desk. I just lost my coffee cup and 3 or 4 fritos to whatever alternate universe is on the other side.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Feb 18, 2009 3:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Why bother now?
You should wake up at about 3:00 AM and then start. It’s not even the last day. You need to get up at 8:00 AM Eastern time if you’re going to be maniacal about it.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Another reason to hate the homeless
I was bussing home and a guy up front kept kicking people and yelling at them as they went by. After a while the bus driver kicked him off and everyone applauded. He yelled, “If any of you get off the bus, I’ll kick your a-word.”
I got off the next stop and ran an errand. It was quick so I was waiting at the bus and the crazy guy walked up to me and got real close to my ear because I was listening to my iPod. He said to me he said, “Where is Foodland?” Is said, “I think it’s….” And before I could finish he said, “Shut the hell up.” I said, “Whaaa..” And he said, “I said to shut the f-word up.” He was like six inches from my face, I had my iPod in my hand and my glasses on. He flinched, then I flinched, then he flinched again. I wasn’t sure if he was going to punch me or I should punch him. I just stared at him and gave him the stink eye, then I did a little move like I was going to punch him, he flinched again, then walked away. It was really strange.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmmmmmmm, Fooooodland.........
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Feb 18, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That strange day to you
Is called Tuesday to him!
Man it’s nice not being a crazy hobo.
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Liar liar pants on fire
Just FYI I called the Honolulu PD yesterday and reported your innapropriate use of 911 and sent them a link about your mistreatment of that homeless lady and they assured me they never recieved any such call… so from now on I refrain from believing anything you say… (just fyi, I wouldn’t really do that. Did I getcha?)
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 18, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know you're not that crazy
Today was the truth, I made up the water and the 911 part about the lady. I even counted her bags yesterday.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 19, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm going to take a break from the Bedge until the trade deadline is over
Maybe just read the game recap and Ben’s report when I get home from the game.
Have fun junkies!
Karma
by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 18, 2009 4:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have photos of you naked.
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 18, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were taking a break.
Did you come back because the OKC-NO trade broke?
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 19, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pondering on todays junk
I’d like to know why all those strange facts have to end with an EXCLAMATION point. I mean, yea, they are kinda strange, but WOW! strange?
I’m probably just bitter cuz when I posted a rather unusual fact recently about the first moving sidewalk, the response was negligible at best, and if I’m not mistaken, somewhat needling.
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 18, 2009 5:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that got annoying to me, too.
I had to stop reading. It was like walking through a darkened forest with twigs coming at your eyes all the time.
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
by 12sharks on Feb 18, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
interesting analogy
to me it felt like when someone tells you a joke, and you don’t think its funny, but they do, so the keep at you to laugh at it because they think it is hilarious.
"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot
by bow4meow on Feb 18, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess they were trying to make it more exciting.
I noticed that too. It’s almost as anoying as using all caps.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 18, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
as I recall
it was about a group of people that worshiped moving sidewalks. I found the comment refreshing and amusing (not your original one, but the comment about the people worshipping the sidewalk). Also on a side note….I like to run on them in the airport and get up to about a million miles an hour and pretend to be the “office linebacker”. PS I hope to one day see Tom in an airport
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
by 92wastheyear on Feb 18, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 19, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All human heads?
Or just yours?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
by 92wastheyear on Feb 19, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just the left ones
"I determined early in my career, the only important statistic in basketball is the final score." Bill Russell
by Dragline on Feb 19, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Music recommendation for KP's iPod tonight: Push the Button
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/2/18/763607/i-hope-kp-likes-him-some-c
Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul
by Norsktroll on Feb 18, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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