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What Does It Mean?

First things first:  Rudy got hosed like a Turkish convict, like a drunken rioter, like Aunt Mabel's parched petunias.  I know it took him 82 tries to get the second dunk right but come on...Dwight Howard, multiple tries on his first dunk, 50 points.  That's stoopid with two "O's" and not in the good way.  Plus the other guys were basically looking like carbon copies of each other in the first round.  Rudy at least was different.

This is a good lesson though.  I know that YOU know exactly where he went wrong.  I don't even have to say it.  But I will, as long as you understand I'm not preaching to the choir by letting you know, I'm talking directly to Rudy here.

Let this be a lesson, young man.  NEVER trust a L*ker.  Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER!  "But he's my countryman!"  OK, but he's a L*ker.  "We've known each other since I was five!"  What's he wearing?  Purple and gold?  That makes him a L*ker.  "But he's dating my sister, he's eaten my mother's meatloaf, and we took a blood and gall bladder juice sealed oath (painful!) to be BFF's for life no matter what!"  TOUGH!  HE'S A L*KER!  Like one of the commentators said, we did not come here to see Pau Gasol make a fancy-pants pass off the backboard and blow it sixteen times so that Plastic Man swinging on Spidey's web with Inspector Gadget's spring-loaded boots and a Batarang couldn't dunk it.  Nice job, Senor Awkward.  Next time somebody invites you to HELP him with the dunk contest maybe you could do a little less showing off and just put the darn ball where it's supposed to hit, eh?  I mean once...that's cute.  Nice try.  But after the SIXTH TIME my guess is that your friend Rudy just wants you to get the pass high enough.  Comprende? 

"But Rudy, nobody will respect me if I do not do this behind my back.  If I just do it normally all the girls will flock to you as usually happens.  I don't like that, Rudy.  It's not fair, Rudy.  Jump, Rudy!  Jump!  Again Rudy!  Again!  Your leaps are getting pitiful!  What do you think of your man now, chicas?  I am the major muffin of studliness in your eyes now, right?  It is my passes you will respond to, not his!  This is my great plan!!!  Mwaaahahahahahaha!!!"

I told you, he's a L*KER.

Oh well...laugh if you want, rest of the league.  I guess Rudy will just have to get his revenge by pinning six championships on you in the next decade.  We shall regale Mr. Gasol with the immortal words of Han Solo:  Laugh it up, fuzzball.  You may have won this round, but Rudy will have his revenge.

Which brings us to the question for discussion today in lieu of the player recap that I was going to do but started too late to finish adequately.

You've seen the festivities.  You're about to see Brandon Roy take the stage in the main game tomorrow.  How much does it really mean to you?  Do you view it as fun?  Important?  A matter of pride and respect?  A waste of time?  What's your take on the meaning of "All-Star"?

Debate, discuss, define and delineate below.

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)

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I'm more excited for the game tomorrow

The way Phil Jackson was talking about Roy, it sounds like he’ll have a load of playing time and a lot of opportunities, as he is one of the only viable options at small forward.

I have an inkling he could be in MVP consideration, although LeBron or Kobe will get it, depending on which side wins.

Rudy got hosed. His dunks were not gimmicks. They were technically sound, beautiful efforts. But can you imagine half court Sergio-Rudy oops? That would have been much better.

by Cablinasian on Feb 14, 2009 11:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

If I were Phil

I’d play Brandon 48 minutes and ask him to defend Dwight Howard.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, Brandon, here's the gameplan

we’re going to run a motion offense…

by Cablinasian on Feb 15, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You lay on the floor under the hoop and spread your fingers out wide.

We’ll all scramble like mad for dunks, seeing who can land closest to your fingers without squishing them…much.

You want to be an All-Star, don’t you?

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All star

Brandon last year showed he can play at that level in the game, so this year He just needs to go all out and take it too them. Go Show them what we know you are capable of Brandon!

Gooooo Trailblazers!

by BleedBlack&Red on Feb 15, 2009 12:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I just rewatched the competition

Dave, did you find Kenny Smith to be a little offensive towards Spain? He called them amateur and laughed at the tribute of Fernando Martin… until he realized Martin died.

His berating Rudy was classless.

by Cablinasian on Feb 15, 2009 12:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I forgot to mention that

Rudy’s tribute was incredibly classy. And it was obviously heartfelt, since he just as obviously didn’t clue the media in. Perhaps that was a tactical error. But then again those broadcasters should have guessed that something important must have been going on for Rudy to do that. I mean, he’s not going to whip off his jersey and show a second in tribute to Martin Lawrence. I understand why the TV guys didn’t know, but bad form not finding out before joking about it.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Note to ex-Phoenix Suns judges:

Those cards were supposed to be used for scoring the dunks, not for indicating how many points each of you personally gave up in layups per night.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:37 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Nor

how many times Clyde and company eliminated you from the playoffs.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Nor

how many aggregate pounds Charles Barkley gained during his Suns tenure.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Next time

read the instructions first.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 12:41 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

A rec for 'em all

You sound like me when I watched it just now!

I stayed away from the internets and just got done watching the festivities of the day. MAN, Rudy was robbed. He deserved at least 3rd place.

I especially hated everyone smirking and acting like it was embarrassing when he was about a minute into his 2nd dunk and hadn’t completed it, and then JR Smith gets to that point and no one even raises an eyebrow. The judges and former players were biased against Rudy from the STARTS, I tells ya!

TNT had to have known about the tribute, they had a graphic prepared and ready to use. That means the announcers shoulda’ known and reacted appropriately. In fact, I did not get the signifigance until TNT told me what he was doing. They ruined a nice, symbolic tribute without even knowing it.

Before the dunk contest started, I just hoped Rudy wouldn’t make the Blazers look bad. Once it started, my expectations changed to MURDER ‘EM RUDY, YOU GOT THIS. I was more upset than I expected to be by his getting robbed like he did. It was a nice dunk. I’m still mumbling curse words and vows of revenge as we speak.

Yeah, he took more than a few times to finish the dunk, but if Nate Robinson can miss NINETEEN times over what, a dozen minutes? and win the whole damn thing a few years ago, Rudy can miss a few within a two minute span because his tosser is tossing bad and Rudy isn’t timing it accordingly.

Why the Hell wasn’t Roy throwing the pass? He said he would help a few weeks ago, since Sergio felt like it was more important to go to San Francisco with some harlot he just met, than help out his alleged best friend. Pshaw. If he gets traded, that is the reason why. Sergio is dead to Rudy now.

Rudy did good. We know it, they know it, the media knows it, and the entire world knows it. I am content with that.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'm disappointed in Roy

I wonder why Roy didn’t help Rudy. Just because Roy didn’t help Rudy, I’m starting to think the Blazers should have drafted Durant.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why have Durant though, when you got Travis Outlaw

Both are skinny, African American (I think they are, at least Travis is because he’s from the South), and shoot jumpers that go in the basket. Um, HELLO, why draft a guy who just does what Outlaw does?

Plus, Outlaw came out of high school, so he has lots of potential left to mine, whereas Durant went to college, and college guys are a more completed package. Durant is what Durant is, no more room to grow.

And, as we know, Durant is injury prone. He also draws pictures of himself looking fat and overweight and unhappy, because that is how he views himself. He has horrible self body image, and that’s why he starves himself.

Durant is also a cutter. Would we really want an injury prone emo anorexic cutter who is just a more hyped Travis Outlaw? Would we?

I’m asking because I don’t know :-( I can’t make decisions, you guys make it for me!!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

You changed my mind back. I just get so confused these days.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps Rudy wanted an all Spanish theme

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Feb 15, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And how did Smiths dunks POSSIBLY rate higher

on the one from out of bound he caught it and two hand dunked it. thats like the most basic high school dunk.. and that scored higher than rudy doing the under the basket. his dunk was awesome. embarrasing yes, but didnt Nate Robinson take like 100 hours to do his dunk in 2007 and won?!?!?

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 15, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

          good one Dave !

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Feb 16, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you can really tell it was heartfelt

I mean, after tearing off his jersey, he didn’t even fix his hair like usual.

by Cablinasian on Feb 15, 2009 12:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're just jealous. His hair is naturally good and never gets mussed.

I bet you use Brylcreem and never learned that alittledab’lldoya.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Feb 15, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If Hollinger is to be believed, somebody knew about the Martin tribute beforehand

He wrote that a bio of Martin landed on his laptop while Rudy was still hanging on the rim
Link

by tingeyga on Feb 15, 2009 1:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Its not the first crack Kenny Smith has made towards Rudy/Spain, if you remember last night in the rookie/soph game, after showing the photos of Rudy’s dunk over Howard and the other commentators praising it, Kenny was quick to discount the feat “It wasn’t actually OVER Dwight, not THAT impressive.” Weeks back on NBA on TNT, he made a similar comment about Rudy’s dunk contest participation being “a boy in a man’s game”. I cant remember anymore specifics, but I’ve heard him bash european players as “soft” countless times. But whatever, Kenny is a garbage commentator, and he was only an OK player. Remember the first Rockets championship in ‘94, then-rookie Sam Cassell easily outperformed Smith and, even during the finals, all he had to say were complaints about his diminished role on the team. Sorry Kenny, you’re just not that clever or relevant.

by RobbieFernandez on Feb 15, 2009 12:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i was really bothered by his pro lebron, anti euro bias

he was a good player, but as a commentator, he’s just a penis breath. i was offended by his bias as well. with barkley gone, he’s taken the TNT role of just blathering and teasing everything before thinking, poor form.

what’s with him and ernie and everyone else teasing d wade for his outfit? he was obviously just having a good time, something i think the TNT announcers can only do at the expense of others. They (non funny, dry, jock mentality) are the reason i stopped watching sports originally.

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Feb 15, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 15, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In a nutshell

I watched the slam dunk because of Rudy. I will watch the all-star game because of BRoy. This weekend is a chance for the multitude of NBA egos to have those egos stroked by their Adoring public. A chance for the big market GM’s to point to their all-stars and thump themselves on the back on how good they are at what they do. It is a 3 ring dog and pony show, directed by Kaiser Stern and created to bilk the basketball faithful of their hard earned dollars. Welcome to the NBA All-Star Weekend!

If you have nothing constructive to say about someone, I prefer that you say nothing at all.

"If Jumping to conclusions, Kicking others when they do not do well and Launching into senseless tirades were Olympic Events, some people around here would be Medal Contenders". Me

by coastrider on Feb 15, 2009 12:29 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

The NBA always wanted Howard and Robinson in the finals...

It was rigged and it didn’t matter how good Rudy or even JR Smith did because the NBA told the judges that Howard and Robinson had to be in the final round. I’m just completely disgusted by the NBA because the best dunker in the first round was by far Rudy. It doesn’t matter that it took him a couple times to get that second dunk because he is only doing what is in the rules for the competition. The dunk contest was a complete joke this year and if it wasn’t for Roy playing in the All-Star game tomorrow I wouldn’t watch.

Red Hot and Rolling

by BlazerFan88 on Feb 15, 2009 12:52 AM PST reply actions   3 recs

completely agree. Myself and some friends were at a bar watching, and even the small crowd at the place let out a sizable groan after the score on Rudy’s first dunk….and Howard, TWO perfect scores in the first round!? You’ve got to be kidding me, those dunks were average at best….in all honesty, J.R. Smith’s double-bounce throwdown was more impressive than anything Howard did, and Howard coming out to HELP his competitor CRIPTONate “this is the best moment of the Knicks entire season” Robinson in the final round, that was more obviously scripted and cheesy than a Disney produced sports-comedy that teaches children lessons about “teamwork” and “togetherness”, while breaking down misconceptions by showing the little guy can beat the big guy! awwww….pathetic, I will never watch the dunk contest again.

by RobbieFernandez on Feb 15, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon was the least interviewed all-star on media day...I hope it effects how he plays tomorrow :)

He’s so capable of “rising” to any occassion that he wants to….so I’m watching the game to check out his aggressiveness ( and something “flashy” )

by roy2rudy on Feb 15, 2009 12:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

i haven't watched an All-Star Game in many years.

it’s just an exhibition. i don’t watch the dunk competition either. i like dunks that have impact in real games. so i’m not into all this ‘pageantry’, i guess.

ignacio

by ignacio on Feb 15, 2009 12:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Here's the thing...

I used to LOVE the all star weekend. Love it. But I realize, looking back, that this was a combination of the event being in its hey-day, and the fact that several Blazers were involved. When the Blazer appearances dried up, so did my interest.

And now, we’ve got some Blazers back in, and my interest is picqued again. Not a coincidence.

But here’s the thing, and probably the real reason why so many people are wailing and gnashing their teeth at the outcome of the rookie game. This is the first true national stage outside of the finals. Just as heroes are made and destroyed in the finals, so are they in the all star events. Dwight Howard was known before his dunks last year, but that performance put him well and truly on the map. Now, this isn’t always the case. You have to back it up with spectacular play in the following season, or else you become a footnote. But there are still people who believe that Jordan Farmar and Daniel Gibson are better players than Roy, simply because their stats were better than his in the rookie game. Shallow? Yes, but no less a reality of fame.

And that is where the respect is won, that we all crave so much with our small town, rural state insecurities. We fear that outsiders will see the 8 missed dunks by Rudy as a reason to vindicate their mockeries of our fair city and state. I don’t think we so much fear Oden being a bust as other people seeing the allstar game and making fun of us because of it. It’s like the old saying about judging people based on a snapshot of who they are (as they flip you off on the highway, or yell at someone in line). The allstar events are that snapshot for the nation. And we cringe when we see broccoli on the collective teeth of Oregon.

by zaruga on Feb 15, 2009 12:59 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Dave...

From the first paragraph I thought you were going to take this in an interesting and controversial direction. Instead you just do the typical and safe, everyone loves to hate the L*kers schtick. I would like it if you would at least acknowledge the pain and disgust of what happened to Rudy, and by extension the fan base here last night. From Kenny Smith’s comments to the judges scores to TNT ruining one of the dunks. No one thought Rudy had a chance. And as turns out, they were right. But not because he didn’t belong. His creativity and execution were by far the tops of the first round at the very least.

by as11osu on Feb 15, 2009 1:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is pretty disgusted for Dave.

It takes a lot to dislodge him from the middle of the road, and he’s hugging the shoulder here pretty tightly. Some of us are just over the railing, flailing about in the bushes.

by zaruga on Feb 15, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I realize this...

The middle of the road is safe. Knocking the L*kers is safe. But putting this on Pau and the L*kers is disingenuous, and intellectually dishonest. If you’re going to out someone, isn’t it better that the real culprit fall? Just my two cents.

by as11osu on Feb 15, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dave

I believe was joking on the whole Gasol, Laker thing. However he did screw rudy up in the dunk and Rudy should of had a Blazer teammate throw it to him.

by ggassen85 on Feb 15, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's Rudy's fault

He doesn’t know how to catch a pass unless Sergio is throwing it to him.

Plus, he didn’t wear a sombrero like I suggested. The judges were confused to see a Mexican dude walking around with a sombrero, or at least a poncho and a donkey. Rudy should have known this and adjusted accordingly.

I blame Corey Maggette.

Morty

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 2:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You always make me laugh.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don´t try that, you know I won´t marry you.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 3:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I refuse to take no for an answer

(FLUTTERS MY LASHES)

One way, or another, our love shall find love in a loving manner, in a loverly way, guided by the true loving passions of our hearts. And love.

Love,
Your destiny,
Mortimermart1

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 3:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be mad about that comment...

but I saw it was you. Thanks for keeping it light.

PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04

by tssbro on Feb 15, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for your compliment, bro.

I hope I´ll arouse a riot next time, once we pass the trade line and we let going out our breath with all the hopes, fears and furies which we´re retaining inside, waiting for our most loved players to be or not to be moved :)

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't meant to be mean

I realize this was a dunk contest for fun and everything, I’m just prone to being this guy.
http://www.c-pol.com/Fun/CaptainHyperbole.jpg

by as11osu on Feb 15, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Better yet, for all true Blazermaniacs . . .

      never, ever, ever mention that team formerly from
Minneapolis again. The very sound or sight HURTS !
       just like the name, C_ _ _ _ _ _ T !!!

      GO BLAZERS ! 30 to go before the playoffs !

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Feb 16, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In short...

It’s an opportunity for us to prove to the rest of the world that “our guys” are as awesome as we know they are. When events conspire to undermine that opportunity, it’s frustrating.

There are still people who think AI is the greatest basketball player of all time this side of his Airness, based solely on his single handed dismantling of the West back in the days when the West always won. I really don’t think that many people internationally were watching Philly and Denver games to support his massive jersey sales.

by zaruga on Feb 15, 2009 1:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually more bummed...

that I didn’t get to see Rudy’s other dunks. I’m positive that he had some more creative stuff he was saving for the second round that would’ve revolutionized the contest. Hence the post by Ben about the “Rainbow” soccer move (using your feet to kick the ball up and over).

I didn't mean to turn you on

by dukedee on Feb 15, 2009 1:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He said he wants to come back next year

We’ll get a chance to see ’em, and Rudy will be in better shape and less tired next time.

WE MUST TELL THE WORLD WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT. OUR BROTHER WAS ROBBED, AND VENGEANCE MUST BE OURS.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lame...

C’mon Dave, the L*ker connection was obvious (and a viable point to be made), but the fact is that Rudy got robbed. If anything, the lesson learned is to pick a helper who can actually throw you a decent pass.

But anyway, when I was in high school we used to do the Nate Robinson jumping off someone’s back dunk all the time. Big whoop… At 6’2" I was the only guy on our high school team who could dunk without the aid, but even my 5’9" teammate could do the Nate dunk—and that was 18 years ago!!! How in the world did Nate get any points for that dunk? Forget the 50 for Howard’s first dunk.

Love ya’ Rudy!

PS: Today was a great day because I actually got to watch the dunk contest on TV. Living in Asia I’ve seen exactly two Blazer games this year—the Houston game with “The Shot” and the Phoenix game where Brandon had 50-something. It’s been a good year!!! I want to seem them playing in the playoffs!!!

by Java_Blazer on Feb 15, 2009 1:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Even my roommates who are warriors fans

and HATE the Blazers (because I talk em up all the time and have people over to watch every game in the living room) agreed that contest was rigged…

sure he took a lot of attempts for his second dunk, but Rudy’s first dunk was the second sickest dunk in the whole contest (to Nate jumping over Dwight, but Nate never should have made it to that point since he shouldnt have gotten over 35 for running up that dude’s back…i can do that dunk and 5 foot 8 and somewhat out of shape).

42 for that first dunk? disgraceful on those judges’ parts

by DominicanAvenger on Feb 15, 2009 2:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Dave, get a grip

I usually like your tongue-in-cheek tone when writing about the lAkers.

But what this two guys have is more affinity than they will ever have towards any franchise or club or fans. They have been through war together, in international competition. They have won and lost together in situations only comparable to NBA playoff finals. To top it off, they are foreigners from the same country in a country that shines both for its openness and for its bigotry (see last night’s comments on TNT). So the bond they have outshines the loyalty they feel for their franchise.

I realize that it was meant in a funny way, but you really got carried away here. Pau is as unselfish as it gets. If he did the pass behind his back it’s because Rudy asked him to.

Now go have a valium.

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 3:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lol.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 3:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Go have a valium"

Yeah.

Well.

(clears throat)

I do not understand the peoples getting bent out of shape for Dave focusing on Rudy allowing a Laker to help him in a jokey manner, and telling Dave to not get bent out of shape about it. By writing the above post, you qualified for the Blazers Edge Unintentional Irony Award of 2009.

I didn’t realize Pau and Rudy were both Spanish, and I bet Dave didn’t either. I bet Dave really, really cared he had a Laker help him. He also believe Pau intentionally did bad passes. It’s just like Dave to fly off the handle like that! Forget valium, Dave needs a roofie! (but only for my own selfish reasons not related to his outburst, the reasons for which I won’t go into without a lawyer present).

When a reporter asked Rudy about his connection to Pau in regards to being from the same country, Rudy reacted like he didn’t even realize they both came from Spain. He stammered through his response, saying in broken English “Err, yes, I had seen he before, Pau I think he name is, and uh… yeah, we are from the same country…? Yes, yes, we are, it make me proud, that is why he help me… yeah… that is the… how you say… ticket. Of course” He then stared off into the distance and rubbed his stubble, almost as if he was trying to piece together what the reporter told him.

It really seemed like Rudy had no idea who Pau was.

And you get on Dave’s case for reacting how he did? Rudy’s ignorance about his own countryman is tantamount to treason to the Spanish people, and I can’t wait to hear how Sergio’s agent bitches about it in the morning.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 3:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know that Pau and Rudy fought in wars together.

They should have worn their army uniforms.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 3:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They had to return their uniforms

They were both dishonorably discharged and had to return all military equipment and memoribilia back in 1983.

The details are vague, but from what I can piece together from reports of that era, Pau wore the army uniform of the evil Portuguese, and Rudy (who was wearing the correct uniform) was consorting with him and accepting things from Pau, even though Pau kept giving him bad things that messed Rudy up.

Pau Gasol is a Spaniard by birth, but his soul is Portuguese, Spain’s sworn enemy.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pau's brother Marc picked on Rudy's BFF Ricky when they were in grade school

Rudy has sworn vengeance against the Gasol brothers. He plans to hire French players to humiliate them with facial dunks.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 15, 2009 4:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pau has been living in the U.S. for 8 years

Maybe he goes back to Spain in the offseason, I don’t know. Rudy was 15 when Pau joined the NBA. I don’t think they have been together that often.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 15, 2009 4:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, they are like brothers

For Dave to make light of this blood-deep connection is the worst thing I have ever read.

It’s like Dave made a joke about rape, the holocaust, 9/11, the 2000 WCF all in one.

RUDY AND PAU’S RELATIONSHIP IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DAVE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 4:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that

but even within the Spanish National team, they have a special connection. For example, they speak the same language, which is not Spanish, but Catalan.

Of course they also speak Spanish with the non-Catalan speakers, but the fact that their first language is the same helps to their special connection. That’s for sure.

Every time they meet in the States they have dinner together.

But anyway, I agree Pau’s passes were not good, they probably hadn’t practiced enough. And Sergio or Brandon would probably have passed it better.

by Xavi corredor on Feb 15, 2009 6:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, yeah, yeah

I said i DID get he was joking, but that he took it too far in my opinion. In humour there is such a thing as forcing the stroke, and then it’s just not funny anymore.

My observation about the bond between Rudy and Pau is a little more serious. I am a basketball fan. I enjoy watching CSKA Moscow, FC Barcelona, Real Madrid, the Blazers, the Lakers… I sometimes don’t understand how someone can ruin a perfectly nice moment by putting on the Fan Blinders.

Yes I am flame bait, then so are you.

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 3:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm tellin' ya

Rudy said he had never even seen Pau Gasol before today, so I’m not sure what connection you’re talking about.

Maybe Pau felt like he had a connection with Rudy, but commoners like him often feel like they have some connection with a celebrity like Rudy even though they have never met and have nothing in common. It’s one of the stranger elements of fame!

Rudy thought Pau was some gypsy who won a radio contest to get to throw him passes. With how bad his passes were, I can’t blame Rudy for thinking that!

Now is not the time for unity amongst the Lakers and Blazers. They are the Nazis, we are Indiana Jones. And just like how Indiana Jones defeated the Red Baron at the battle of Stalingrad, thus forcing the Nazis to surrender and stop being jerks, so to shall we defeat the Lakers one day.

And on that day, we can have unity with their franchise, but in a smarmy condescending way where they know we are much better than they are, and even though we say we are equals everyone knows we’re just saying it to pretend to be nice, and that the Lakers are actually the lowest, disgusting, putrid sack of boogers known to mankind.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 3:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay if you don't understand

You sound tired and people get grouchy and yawnie when confronted with truth that provides a paradigmatic change to their world view, or when getting suggested to not get bent out of shape by a tongue in cheek post by Dave whilst being the one ironically getting bent out of shape by an innocent post.

Being tired makes one lose their perspective and not think things through, so I forgive you.

But will Rudy…? I can’t say, but reports I read from Spain and translated through Babelfish suggest that no, Rudy will not forgive you.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 4:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rudy loves Indiana Jones

He told me. Babelfish agreed with him.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 15, 2009 4:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am offended by the use of the word Gypsies.

How dare you marginalize Egyptians this way. Do you know how many hearty souls died to build the pyramids you so callously enjoy daily?!

by zaruga on Feb 15, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You enjoy watching Blazers and Lakers?

Um….not possible. You have created a hole in space. When we all die it is your fault.

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 15, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One more note, a bit more serious

Pau was the only Spaniard in Pheonix, and I’d wager that was the bigger reason he was a part of Rudy’s dunks, and not some deep bond we could never understand and must never be referred to in a joking manner.

I also bet Rudy asked Pau the day before if he would pass to him.

Unless there is something I don’t know about, I do not see why there is anything deeper between the two besides both being Spanish.

Morty

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 4:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Everytime we see any of the members of the redeam team on court, the commentators go on about that “special bond” they forged during the olympics.

Now take that “special bond” and multiply it by 4.

They have been together in 2004 in the Athens Olympic tourney, where they were the only unbeaten team in the tourney, to lose to the US in their only truly good game.

They have won the world championship together in 2006. I think even you should remember the emotional final with Pau Gasol on the sideline with an ankle injury.

They had silver in the European Championship in 2007, losing by 1 point to Russia, in the worst game of their tourney.

Then in 2008 of course they were the only team to show up (ok only one game) against the redeam team juggernaut, getting silver.

So hey, yes! Apart of being Spaniards, they have nothing in common.

I should point out that the Spanish team does not sleep in 5 star hotels but in the olympic village, with the other athletes, and 2 guys per room.

If you need proof.

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 4:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If they are so close

Why did Pau give him crappy passes?

Karma

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 15, 2009 4:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize

Of course their bond is deeper than any forged in the pits of America between two other players, and to even kinda sorta joke about that link is very inappropriate on a Blazers blog, even if it involves our hated enemy, the Laker.

I don’t really notice announcers talking about the Redeem team’s special bond during games, just that they played together, but I’m sure the Spanish team’s connection is stronger from playing together so long (I am being serious there).

But c’mon… they’re friends. They played on the same team. They have dinner together. It isn’t a big deal to joke about it in a teasing fashion. That is being too sensitive about a subject that is not a touchy one. I could be wrong, but this doesn’t even seem like a cultural thing, where I’m just being an impersonal dumb American, but a “no joking, no matter how light the joke is, is allowed about the bond between Spanish team members” thing. Is Rudy not closer friends with Marc, who he is the same age as?

Was there a death involved that helped bring Rudy and Pau closer? Was one raised by the other after being found in the streets? No, they are good friends through basketball? Ok, well, that isn’t that serious of a bond to not be joked about.

I do apologize if I offended you, and this isn’t a big deal. It’s just strange to me, and the relationship of Pau and Rudy seems like a weird issue to have to feel like we should tip toe around it.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Like, hello: the entire All-Star weekend is silliness. The game itself is an “exhibition.” So what does that make all the sideshow events surrounding it? Even the obvious fixing of the dunk contest shouldn’t really upset anyone. That’s like getting bent out of shape at the outcome of a pro wrestling match.

To be honest, I’m a Rudy fan, but even I wanted to see Howard come out of the phone booth to the Superman theme music and dunk on a 12-foot basket. Like I said: silliness. Which, of course, is up Mort’s alley. Lighten up, guys.

The more the Blazers get snubbed, the better, anyway. Champions are fueled by disrespect.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

He did the whole Superman thing last year. Get a new idea plz.

by Zaig on Feb 15, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

amlmart1 .. what did it mean for Rudy?

amlmart1,

Here’s Casey’s blog about Rudy wearing Martin’s jersey:
http://trailblazerscentercourt.blogspot.com/2009/02/rudy-honors-fellow-spaniard.html

I remember Martin and the news stories of his death. And I expect Rudy will explain when he gets back to Portland.

But this is a touching story of remembrance. So in the meantime, can you shed any light why Rudy might wear Fernando Martin’s jersey? Did they know each other? Is Martin a national hero in Spanish basketball? Why would Rudy do this and not Pau or Calderon?

by jayfisher on Feb 15, 2009 3:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Martin was a star in Spain, Rudy's tribute was a nice touch for all spanish NBA fans.

Martin was one of the best players outside NBA and he was the first spanish ever to play in the NBA. Martin was one of the silver medalists in Los Angeles 84 and he was a pioneer playing in the NBA. His NBA performance wasn’t good, too short for a NBA center he played some minutes as PF and soon returned to Spain. He died in a car crash at the age of 27, truncating his career.
Rudy’s tribute was a tribute to the first spaniard that played in the NBA, who also was a Blazer, no personal relationship (Rudy born just one year before Martin died), just the tribute to a fellow pioneer.

In own Martin words:
“Until the last game of my career, give some time to show what I can do.”

Free Sergio!

by ABSF on Feb 15, 2009 4:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, ABSF and amlmart1 ..Rudy impresses me as a quality person.

I didn’t realize " .. Rudy born just one year before Martin died .."

Lol! This is so funny since I remember Martin being with the Blazers. It’s amazing how fast time flies when you’re having fun just watching games.

by jayfisher on Feb 15, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Do you remember that fanshot link "send your ideas to Rudy"?

As Casey writes in his blog: “Enrique Garcia, a fan of Fernandez living in Spain, suggested the idea and Rudy thought it was a great way to honor Martin as the 20th anniversary of his death approaches.” Mr García sent his idea via the www.marca.com contest for the best dunk ideas wich fans could suggest to Rudy.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 6:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh really?

thats awesome. On 2 levels, first that he was willing to probably take a hit in points.. which he did. And also that he took the time to listen to fans. Not many athletes do that.

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 15, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got the feeling

that NO ONE gave Rudy a chance before the competition started and the judges and the commentators picked up on that. They were obviously biased against Rudy because he’s the first European to ever compete in the Dunk contest. Did you guys remember Kenny laughing at Rudy when ever he was about to dunk? Don’t get me started on the stupid remarks about the Spainish people! Kenny had to be reminded about Rudy’s dunk on Howard at Beijing. How bias is that? I bet he doesn’t even get a slap on the wrist for his ignorant remarks!

by VinnyB on Feb 15, 2009 5:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I hate it when people throw out the race card

so you really have to earn it from me. Kenny Smith = racist. The “amateurism of Spain” comment made me want to puke. That’s unacceptable on so many levels. As an African American, if Harlan (who was pretty on point last night) had been talking about the “amateurism of black people” when Nate broke out the dunk 12-15 year olds can readily complete (booster shot/springboard – please) I would have been livid. Same standard applies to Kenny Smith, but he won’t be punished.

An admission: After the OKC game, I said some things. Stupid things. Things about Nate not knowing how to coach GO. It was only then I realized that I was in danger of becoming that which I most loathe - an uninformed, knee jerk fan who reacts to wins with wild delusions of championships and losses with trade and firing fodder. I will not be that fan. From this point on I will support the Blazers, the coaches and front office wholeheartedly, offering praise and criticism appropriate to the matter at hand. I will never again be "that guy".

Blazeaddict
2/9/2009

by blazeraddict on Feb 15, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How "amaturish" was it for Howard to run out of dunks?

He clearly went to the tired old foul line dunk when he couldn’t think of anything else to do. (And it cost him.) Yes, Kenny Smith’s Spain-o-phobic remarks were annoying.

I don’t think he’s “racist,” though. Just jingoist. How dare those Spaniards come so close to beating the blessed Redeem Team?!! (Personally, I like underdogs, so I rooted for the Spaniards all the way.)

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, hurry.

The good parte is Rudy will come back to work for winning games for the Blazers instead of being distracted practising dunks.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

My only regret is that we didn’t get to see the soccer-dunks that Rudy allegedly had planned for the second round of the competition. The network rigged it so that Superman and the Midget could square off in the final. Fine: this is just a silly contest, so who cares if they try to maximize the theater. But they actually blew it: Rudy’s soccer dunks would probably have been much more entertaining than what those other guys came up with. They’d clearly used up their fresh ideas in earlier contests.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

for using jingo.

although it doesn’t quite fit perfectly, A for effort.

by pklym on Feb 15, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I couldn't think of a pejorative for "patriotic"

I still can’t: mental block…

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 16, 2009 12:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

They didn’t give Rudy a chance, they instantly started acting like he had no chance.

I do think they were biased against him, for a variety of reasons. TONS of past dunkers have taken way more time to complete a dunk than Rudy did with his second, and they’ve gotten great scores. They only scored him based on their expectations, not how he really dunked.

Rudy did great, the fans who watched know it, we know it, the media knows it, and the world knows it.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One of your funniest posts ever

Mr. Dave. Laughed into my bowl of cereal this morning over it!

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Feb 15, 2009 6:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Where was the soccer moves?

I am so disappointed he didn’t bust out the ‘rainbow’. Sure, he still never would have made it to the finals (rigged!) but that would be the clip that would run in highlight reels for years to come….

by arco2000 on Feb 15, 2009 7:30 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I, myself

was hoping to see a little Chunky Pumpkin action and maybe a Reverse Sasquatch. But I guess we’ll have to wait until next year.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What a great dunk

I didn’t know that others had done it. Probably the judges wouldn’t have known either; this would have blown their minds. What minds they have to blow, that is.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 16, 2009 12:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Phil will run Roy into the ground today

Start him at shooting guard, then over to the point, then go smallball with Roy’ at SF.

He will ask Roy to carry the team the entire 4th quarter, right at Garnett and Howard waiting in the middle.

Phil to Roy: “Slash Brandon Slash, again and again”.

Meanwhile Kobe will be sitting’ back at the 3 point line, and gets the MVP trophy as our man ices his bruises, quietly walking off into the Arizona sunset.

That was my L*ker nightmare last night. Glad it was just a dream….

The Oden Era, Day 603

by Heymoe on Feb 15, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Dave, please don't take the easy way out on this one!

In answer to your question, “what does it mean?” Rudy got hosed because he had no support from his teammate BRoy. Brandon was too busy to show up and support Rudy.
IMO Brandon is jealous of Rudy’s attention in Portland. Pau and the L@kers were not the problem in this debacle as “teammate” BRoy could have practiced this event with Rudy. Such a scenario would have perhaps produced a second round attempt. We will never know if there could have been a Blazer upset in this contest. Boo BRoy. I guess the “stay humble” sign fell out of your locker. Rudy, you are in a class by yourself. You don’t need a sign in your locker to “stay humble.” Great dunk!

by Luanne on Feb 15, 2009 8:16 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

The contest was scripted

I think that even if Smith or Rudy had made teh most impressive dunks ever, they would have been kept out of the second round.

The Superman vs Krypto-Nate encounter was scripted and nothing could have changed that. Everybody knew Rudy was not going to win. We can feel good about the fact that he did hold his own.

Way to go!

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

...




…… is that really how you interpreted what happened last night? Not just Rudy having a fellow Spaniard be involved in the play (after having a special tribute to the 1st Spaniard to play in the NBA), but Roy shunning Rudy because he is… jealous, of Rudy?

Roy said weeks ago he would do the toss. I guess that’s ol’ B-Roy, tell the press one thing and stab your fellow teammate in the back behind closed doors. Sure, he knew that by refusing to help Rudy (despite Rudy’s tearful pleas) it would force Rudy to use a fellow Spaniard (which would be more thematically consistent with Rudy’s previous dunk), but I guess it’s more fun to make up a jealous rivalry in your head.

I know it was Rudy’s 4th day of action in a row, but the real reason he looked so tired is because he was up all night crying into his pillow, because Roy slammed his hotel room door in Rudy’s face when Rudy asked Roy to please come practice.

The first thing I thought of after Rudy got screwed by the judges, is “this is Roy’s fault”. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but now I know why— Roy is a petty, small minded, jealous little “man” and he can’t stand another person being popular on his team besides him… and LMA, and Oden, and Trout, and Sergio, and Bayless, and Batum, and Frye… THEM being popular is okay, but not Rudy.

Okay, enough jerky sarcastic stupidness by me— you are imagining any perceived rivalry between Roy and Rudy and it’s a surprising jump to a strange conclusion that doesn’t seem supported by anything that has happened this season.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's supported by the fact that teammate Brandon was no where to be found.

Not a popular view on this petty subject but I stand by it. Sorry if you have a problem
with it. Don’t be naive, egos have a way of getting puffed up at these silly events. I’m
just disappointed that a Blazer could not help out a fellow Blazer.

by Luanne on Feb 15, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are projecting your own wishes for turmoil amongst the team members

Which is more consistent with Rudy’s themes… having a Spaniard help him, or Roy? (Answer: having a Spaniard help him).

When has Roy acted in such a way about any teammate, ever? Rudy is popular, but nowhere near as popular as Roy. I am definitely not being naive in this situation, you are giving someone petty personality traits that that person has never exhibited.

I dunno if Brandon was in the crowd or not, but he was likely sleeping if he wasn’t there. Not boiling over that damn Rudy’s cult popularity. That is a (I’m sorry) naive, fan-based, Rudy-first type thinking that doesn’t really exist. Just like when someone claims Roy missed Rudy open for the 3 one time, so he must not like Rudy and be so jealous of the love of Rudy that doesn’t come close to the love of Roy… it’s a immature fan way to look at these relationships, which are almost much more complex than “he is more popular” or whatever.

If there was any inkling of a report, a rumor, a whisper to support your take on the events from Roy or Rudy’s past, it would have been clear through numerous reports from the various journalists following the team.

In short, you’re imagining this rivalry in yo’ head.

Morty

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer championships to turmoil, sorry!

Ok, we will give a pass to BRoy on this one as he has carried us the whole season.
Happy now?

by Luanne on Feb 15, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Mort: let him imagine!

Everyone loves a good soap opera.

While we’re at it, let’s make up other inter-team rivalries from whole cloth. Przy hates Greg Oden: you can tell because he high-fives him with his left hand (a sign of disrespect in some parts of the world). And Trout hates Batum: Mississippi and Louisiana are geographic rivals, and Batum’s French language reminds Trout of them danged Cajuns.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I won't let him imagine

I will let HER imagine.

There is a slight and subtle difference.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oops

I’d heard there’s a difference—honest!

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 16, 2009 12:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you.

Roy should have at least been on the bench for support.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It isn't that it isn't popular...

It doesn’t have a lot of evidence for it.

Why wasn’t he helping? Roy in an interview said he would help Rudy if asked. Rudy didn’t ask.

Why wasn’t he there? Roy participated in everything last year and wanted to take a break this year. To him the playoffs are more important than all the events as he has stated in many interviews recently.

PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04

by tssbro on Feb 15, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Unpopular subject is ok

Just, you know, provide anything concrete that would back up this assertion besides your own gut feeling.

If it is just your gut feeling, that is fine. People can have different takes on a subject.

I just think your approaching this matter a little simply, and automatically throwing Roy under the bus with no evidence to suggest it’s the proper point of view to take. Why do you think he is so petty, and so jealous of Rudy, when Roy owns Portland already?

He can’t just admire and love Rudy like the rest of us, who love both players?

Why do you imagine a rivalry that hasn’t even been suggested by anyone except those who magnify everything involving Rudy (this mainly only happened in the beginning of the season, after Rudy had a few nice games and people started saying he was better than Roy, and thus Roy was jealous. Neither were true).

Mort

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think most of us assumed you were putting us on

You actually believe Brandon Roy is a petty, attention-craving creep who doesn’t want his teammate to do well in a silly contest? Come on. How exactly does that jibe with everything we’ve seen from this guy since the day he put on a Blazer uniform? The #1 attribute that sets this Blazer team apart from the NBA pack is its chemistry. And Brandon Roy is acknowledged by one and all as the leader of the squad.

Is Roy a saint? I certainly hope not. But whatever his human flaws are, I’m sure they don’t involve resentment towards the popularity of his teammates. Teams pick up on that type of stuff quickly, and it DESTROYS chemistry. The fact that Roy is all about winning and not about ego has been key to the Blazers’ ahead-of-schedule progress the past three seasons.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I thought the post was an attempt at sarcastic humor. If not it’s a pretty clear violation of the SCCP. As is the “owning the forum” thing. Weird.

—Dave

by Dave on Feb 15, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why I hopped on it

I remembered her from before. She’s supported the “Roy is jealous of Rudy angle” which is heavily supported by the imaginations of those who are too into the Spanish dudes.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you just took off your American Homer blinders, you'd see the truth.

I’m watching the All Star game on DVR and I clearly saw Roy flipping off Pau.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is a hard to understand point of view

A Blazer fan, that is anti-Roy…

(shudders, and shakes head)

I will never understand it.

Morty

PS (This post will be responded to with a “Of course I don’t hate Roy that is silly he is very good, I just think he takes his jealousy of Rudy too far because he is jealous of all the jealousy that Rudy’s belovedness jealously creates in Roy, in a jealous fashion NM”)

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nooooooooooo

Chill man!

Nothing to do with BRoy! I was just saying that the contest was scripted. Nothing to do with you, Roy, the Blazers or your neighbours.

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know I'm talking to Luanne, right?

That wasn’t a response to you.

I hope that clears up any confusion.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously Mortimer

You have a short fuse.

by loteq on Feb 15, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is what I'm known for

Short fuse McGillguddy, they call me.

Or, I think it’s silly how sensitive some people are about the Spanish players. You were set off by someone slightly joking about Pau and Rudy’s friendship, a friendship forged through a sport. I responded jokingly, because I think it is silly.

Luanne’s silliness, on the other hand, annoyed me because I know there are people who imagine these things in their head and try with all their might to make it real by blowing up insignificant little details.

Morty

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Why do you think . . .

      Star magazine and soap opera’s exist.
Prefabricated DRAMA !!!

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Feb 16, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

First things first

Wickopedia has already updated Fernando Martin to include Rudy’s dunk tribute.

Amazing how Wicko can put more thought and effort into it then the combined TNT forces.

"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

by bow4meow on Feb 15, 2009 8:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Second things second

When Rudy showed off the Fernando Martin jersey, it was as if it caught Kenny Smith and dare I say it, those other jobbers, by complete surprise. I felt pronouncing his name as ebonically as they did, and not even accentuating the “teen” in Martin, showed what brainless moronacles those doofuses truly are.
The rest of their commentary throughout the contest provided the audience little more then an exercise in eye-rolling.

"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

by bow4meow on Feb 15, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

last but not least

How fixed was the contest? Well, when the “judges” are comprised of ex-Phoenix Suns, most of whom (with the possible exception of Nance) were embarressed on their home court in game 6 1990 by OUR Portland TrailBlazers, there is no way those guys are going to give a Blazer a break.

“Buck steals the ball from Chambers…. the game is OVER!!” — Shonz. Buck throws ball skyward.
Eat that Suns fans. Rudy got hosed, fer sure.

"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

by bow4meow on Feb 15, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got a kick out how quickly Wiki was updated

Betcha there were Bedgers involved (looking at Norsktroll).

by Corvid on Feb 15, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I made an edit, but someone else put it in.

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul

by Norsktroll on Feb 15, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The revision history is kind of interesting

The Dwight/Nate conspiracy keeps coming and going.

I have a question — The initial entry was added at 3:26, but do you know what time zone that refers to? (I’ve always wondered what time zone Wiki uses, but haven’t really looked into it.)

by Corvid on Feb 15, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

All-Star game and all the surrounding hoopla (blah – rim shot) means nothing. I’d just as soon they name a team and send them a certificate or something. These things are dangerous – someone could poke an eye out. Isn’t the season long enough, exhausting enough without putting on some dog and pony show? I hope Brandon and Rudy slept through everything they didn’t have to be involved in and that GO got out of there as soon as he could after that rookie/sophomore – uh – game.

Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.

by TTRocks on Feb 15, 2009 8:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Mortimer is Mr. Forgetful

Mortimer, you should read your 1: 59 am post. “Why the hell wasn’t Roy throwing the pass?”

Of course, the contest was a big gimmick. All about entertainment, folks. Hype and more hype for the superstars.

by Luanne on Feb 15, 2009 9:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's most definitley because of Roy's seething jealousy and hatred for Rudy.

No doubt about it. Roy has a voodoo doll of Rudy that he sticks pins into every night.

by JasonT on Feb 15, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think there was any doubt that Roy would have done a better job

but you can’t honestly think it was Brandons fault right? Your just stirring the pot, or you forgot to use your sarcasm font?
The whole rudy thing was a tribute to Spain. Dont see how Brandon really fits in. He probably should have used Sergio, but of course Sergio wasn’t there. Pau is the only other Spaniard there and is a pretty good friend of Rudy’s.. (if you watched the rookie game, pau talked about how great of a player and person Rudy is)

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 15, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's more a question to Rudy

Who apparently asked a fellow Spaniard to throw it… which is fine to me, I like that touch.

I just wish a Spaniard was there who could pass it nicely the first time, so Rudy could get a good score! ;-)

Morty

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You have to admit

This is a pretty epic debate. What if Roy really is jealous of all the Rudy love? I bet if Bayless was the guy in the dunk contest that Roy would have been there to give an epic hand.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 15, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This debate is far from epic

PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04

by tssbro on Feb 15, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And we could argue till we were blue in the face

That Bayless ASKED Roy, and that is why he is there, and Rudy didn’t ask Roy, and that’s why he didn’t show up, and it wouldn’t matter to some.

It would be funny from afar.

I smell a new character who gets overly insulted by anything that even discusses the Spaniards in less than glowing terms! Hell, a guy who gets pissed when you just discuss the Spaniards in NEUTRAL terms would work. Just like those proposed bans that got barely voted down years back trying to ban any book that discusses homosexuality in anything but a negative light.

Or, it could be a new wrinkle to an already existing character.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I recap my thoughts: The judges didn't select Pau, yet didn't do a good job judging, and the TNT guys were horrible all weekend

The many attempts:
I think a slight deduction for Rudy’s attempt was warranted since it does take away from the “artistic merit” of the dunk to not stick it after a few repetitions. Rudy choose Pau. His decision. Pau is a decent passer, but certainly no point guard, duh. And Rudy/Pau chose to make it more complex than necessary with the “behind the back” pass that didn’t really add anything to the greatness of Rudy’s dunk, and thus they couldn’t pull it off. That’s also not the fault of the judges. Once Rudy and Pau agreed to leave that gimmick away, the nailed it and it was beautiful, at least a 45.

It has been said before in this thread that Nate Robinson needed a ton of attempts for his dunk over Spud Webb a few years ago, and still got the whole 50 to win the thing. Either the rules have been changed in the meantime, or that was stupid judging.

The judging:
It was definitely stupid biased judging to give Howard 50 points on his first dunk. (His second one deserved that score much more.) He also needed multiple (3? 4?) attempts. And it just wasn’t that good to warrant a PERFECT score. Pro judges in other sports grading artistic execution like snowboard/skateboard halfpipe, figure skating, gymnastics would never ever do that to leave themselves some room. Even the TNT guys didn’t think it was worth 50, “maybe a 9”, before they went to commercial break. And they were holding Howard’s jock all night. That put the whole contest on the wrong track, since afterwards every nicely executed complex dunk would have been a 50 in comparison.

Timing and props:
We already discussed that Pau’s pass was too fancy. Another problem was that on Rudy’s first attempt after the “costume change” he should have paused a while so TNT can inform the viewers who he is honoring and the audience can take it in. (And Kenny can make his stupid LaRue Martin and Ricky Martin jokes.) If Dwight can take several minutes to bring in his props, Rudy can be given 30 seconds while TNT explains what the meaning of this jersey is meant to represent (also wouldn’t he have gotten even more admiration from the girls in the audience if he had taken his jersey off, then put the Martin #10 on? ;-)). The play by play announcer was briefed on what Rudy was doing and they did have an on-air graphic prepared. But since it went by so fast the camera cut to the graphic and then to his attempt at the very last second, even missing his really nice behind the back toss at first and only showing that on the replay. Rudy was nervous, and that he rushed that one showed it and unfortunately took a bit away from an awesome tribute that really was a surprise. And he made that pretty difficult dunk look easy on the first attempt, which probably also contributed to a too low score.

Order of the dunks:
That one is highly important yet difficult to determine. Gerald Green did the cupcake dunk in the first round a year or two ago. That secured him the finals, but he had nothing to put on top there. Maybe Rudy thought the same. According to Casey he had that “rainbow kick for reverse dunk” planned for the finals, according to Ben maybe with letting the ball bounce once, maybe he could have put it in directly as an oop. Another order with the Gasol toss as the last dunk might have served him better against the "overwhelming" competition of the better known guys to at least reach the finals and win the crowd over. Which he partly did anyway, since the score for his second dunk was the only one receiving many audible boos. I assume not because they didn’t like his dunk.

Announcers/studio crew:
Pretty horrible all weekend, disinterested and or not informed well. Bring Barkley back, at least he is kinda funny. Or better yet give the whole thing to another station that agrees to focus more on the actual action on the court. In the rookies game, I wanted to learn about the rookies and sophomores. Instead, I learned more about how LeBron felt when he entered the league and D-Wade’s band aid. Highlight of the first night was their interview with Pau Gasol, when he talked about his brother in the contest and his impression of some of the young guys. The H.O.R.S.E contest was pretty lame with the least creative guy winning, and the commentators didn’t add much to it. I doubt it will be back in exactly this form. In the three point contest, they focused on praising exactly the wrong guys all the time who didn’t win jack. The dunk contest, we can all agree that they focused way too much on “Superman” Howard vs. “KryptoNate”. Was it all stage? I don’t know, but at least they didn’t do much to bring well deserved attention to the other two participants. The highlight of their weekend was probably to announcer LeBron would enter the 2010 dunk contest.

Overall:
I was pretty impressed by his dunks immediately, and thinking about the whole contest and what the other guys did I suppose he should have made the finals. He did very well for himself and the Blazers and didn’t embarrass himself like many expected (also considering his legs must have been tired after a long week). Off-air the TNT guys argued that Westbrook or Alexander should have been there and on-air they confused the fan voting with Rudy being in instead of Rudy Gay (out with injury). Afterwards even despite all their jokes they must have come away with a better impression of him. Or so I hope.

I think Rudy will be back in some challenge next year. He would be awesome for H.O.R.S.E. and at least good for everything. Who else in the league could you expect to do well in every All-Star contest? Not much more than 10 players I would say. Rudy, you are Mr. Versatile. Good job.

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul

by Norsktroll on Feb 15, 2009 9:40 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Was it staged?

I think it was forced somewhat, because “everyone” (that means I don’t really mean everyone, I mean most) wanted to see Nate versus Dwight, and no matter what Rudy or JR Smith did, it wouldn’t matter.

Ya add in the ingrained biase against Rudy coming into the contest, and ya got a fixed outcome.

Rudy did good, it’s a shame he didn’t get a fair shake. He says he wants to come back next time, and I hope he gets a chance.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 15, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Think of all the arrangements that would have gone up in smoke had Rudy advanced

The phone booth, the Superman theme music, the spare basket (with a crew ready to adjust it to 12 feet), etc. Of course the contest was rigged. But while I’m a Rudy fan and I wanted to see his soccer dunk blow everyone’s mind, I can’t get bent out of shape by this. Come on: it’s a silly contest—a sideshow at a silly midseason exhibition game.

I care about playoffs and the thrill and chills of rooting for a team that will (soon?) be contending for championships. Let Superman and the Midget duke it out in the slam dunk contest, and let Durant, Kobe, and Shaq win their meaningless exhibition game MVP awards. I couldn’t care less.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 16, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you're not outraged, you're not a Blazers fan!

That’s what Blazers fans do.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 16, 2009 3:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WRU Sergio?

Anyone think Sergio could have made the pass to Rudy on the 1st try? Talk about supporting your friends, thanks for being such a team guy Sergio…

by ItsMrHarris2u on Feb 15, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I am calling for Sergio's immediate resignation!

I can’t believe more people aren’t demanding Sergio’s head on a platter. Dude said no to Rudy so he could go chill on a beach somewhere? He betrayed his brother in team and country! You can blame the crappy judges, or that stinky (only a mom could love) L*ker and his horrible passing, but to me, this all goes back to Sergio’s betrayal.

Why did he think he deserved a vacation when his only purpose in life is to assist Rudy?

I refuse to blame Rudy for his error in judgement by choosing that L*ker. It was Sergio’s fault for running away from his destiny. And where was Roy? If Roy said “no” then that had to be Sergio’s fault as well for making Rudy think he NEEDED a Spanish bro to assist him.

Anyway, I am proud of Rudy. He exceeded my expectations. After his first dunk, I was like “wow maybe Rudy can win this thing!” But yeah, the whole thing was rigged for sure. Even the judges at the beginning said Rudy was the dark horse to win it all and one guy was like “dark horse as in has no chance. muhahaha” I say that was Sergio’s fault too!!!

by Roycity on Feb 15, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I hated how the commentators marginalized that first dunk

By saying it had been done before, after gushing over a two bounce catch and dunk that we’ve seen a billion times before. Seriously, a behind the back off the backboard one hand catch and smash? Nothing? Two bounces is more difficult? I felt like I was in opposite world.

by zaruga on Feb 15, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

J.R. Smith’s and DHoward’s dunks were nothing spectacular were “cookie-cutter” dunks that were far from spectacular. Even Nate dunking over Dwight wasn’t that great. Everyone expected Rudy to falter somehow, or not be a contender. When they saw him falter a bit, they nailed him. But when someone like DHoward throws up ANY medicre dunk: “WHAT? CAPE?? OMGLOL SUPERMAN, I GET IT! 50!!!!”

I would’ve LOVED to have seen what other dunks Rudy had for future rounds. Now we’ll never know!

by mannyfresh1 on Feb 15, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps he doesn´t want to tie his destiny to Rudy´s.

Sergio actually thinks he´s now good enough to be a PG starter in the NBA. Can someone tell the truth to my countryman? And I seriously hope we keep him. He can explode one day as the great PG he thinks he is, if he stands under Mc Millan pressure.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Have you heard the Rudy interview for spanish media in the podcast?

at the end, someone asks Rudy “Do you think that Sergio is going to be traded?” and Rudy answers “No idea…. well right now I think he is going to stay, but the other day…” then someone interrupts… he is asked again “The other day …what…” and the podcats ends…

Sergio has been very close to be traded, and still we have 4 days…

Free Sergio!

by ABSF on Feb 15, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, I haven´t.

I think both Sergio and Rudy are in danger.

Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16

by amlmart1 on Feb 15, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Relax, amlmart1

Rudy would be traded over Kevin Pritchard’s dead body. In fact, you’d have to take out Paul Allen as well. Those guys worked much too hard to bring Rudy here to toss him away now. And Rudy has delivered; he’s already a fan favorite and has helped the Blazers win games. And the guy is still a rookie. We’ve only seen the tip of the iceberg in terms of what he can bring to this team.

No, Sergio could go at any time, but Rudy is going to be a Blazer for a long time. In fact, I’d say he’s a core guy—along with Roy, Oden, & LMA.

I’m as sure of that as I’m sure that the USA would never invade and occupy a foreign country with no justification whatsoever. Er…never mind that part.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Feb 15, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid Rudy liked the weather in Phoenix too much and will

want to be traded for Amar’e. Rudy, please don’t go.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Feb 15, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes the interview while walking with Casey was funny

Always raining and snowing. That’s probably Rudy’s least favorite part of being in Portland. And I suppose he isn’t allowed to go skiing even if he can.

Brandon is one of those quiet assassins. - Chris Paul

by Norsktroll on Feb 15, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, No, No

Roy, Oden, Aldridge, Rudy, Batum, and Bayless are the core of a defensive menace in the very near future. They all have the athleticism, length, and the court awareness to pick up Nate’s system and apply it with force.

PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04

by tssbro on Feb 15, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All star weekend means, exactly.....

nothings!!! It’s WWF lite. It’s so stupid, it’s fun!!!

I think they should do a US vs. the world battle royale, like the Nike hoops summit.

The interest it generates is a good indication of how antsy the world is for meaningful games. I guess it’s the cermonial beginning of the “real” season.

by chnews on Feb 15, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Rudy did well

There was no chance he was going to win against the theatrics of Dwight and Nate though. He needed to pull out a blindfold and sombrero or jump over an entire mariachi band or something pseudo-racist to garner the respect of the ignorant judges.

He was an underdog going in, his dunks were impressive but no one thought he should have been in the contest in the first place so there’s no way he was going to pull of a victory. But I think he held his ground and showed a lot of people his dunks are for real.

Pau Gasol threw his score off trying to be cute for sure. My guess is he wanted Sergio to make the pass but the producers wanted a big name in the contest. Also, the winning dunks were garbage. How many times to I have to see a little guy jump over a big man? Not impressive anymore.

Life is hilarious.

by SolGoode on Feb 15, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

We all know what everyone thought when they first saw Rudy as a possible contender

White men cant jump. So people wrote him off. Even Shaq gave Rudy more of a nod then the judges. To me that says more then Ludacris holding up an 8… over and over and over.

I think for one of Rudy’s dunks he should have just had everyone look up at the jumbo-tron where his dunk over Dwight Howard from the Olympics would then play.

He would have still lost… but at least people would remember he can throw down with the best of them.

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by Blazer on Feb 15, 2009 12:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I blame John Canzano

Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 15, 2009 12:58 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Rudy! Rudy ! Rudy!

I noticed that the crowd was chanting “rudy” loudly and booed loudly at his score. I thought that perhaps he was voted in as a william hung type of joke but Rudy love seems to be universal.

by meatwad3 on Feb 15, 2009 1:32 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Phoenix Stan has a bit about Rudy and Pau

Pau Gasol predicted Rudy’s dunk contest failure. Basically, Stan thinks the green-eyed monster played a role in Gasol’s passes.

by Corvid on Feb 15, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome that reporters are starting to use the iphone for audio recordings.

I wonder what app they use?

Clyde the Glide >>> Jordan

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by BeaumontTXBlazerFan on Feb 15, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

boo iphone

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Feb 15, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I thought Dave's post was tongue in cheek but apparently not.

Maybe Pau really did sabotage him. I’d like to see video of Rudy’s attempt again. Anyone have a link handy?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Feb 15, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

All star weekend

Don’t watch it unless a Blazer is involved. Rudy got hosed. Coming from the angle under the board he did to dunk is far harder than either of Howard’s first rounders.
The whole dunk contest thing would be more fun if they moved to teams of dunkers, one of each on a team, under 6’2", under 6’8", over 6’8". It might force some judges to actually judge instead of following the script.
That said, we would all be served better if it was just NBA bye weekend so everyone could get about 5 days rest. WWE is about the equivalent.

by Interested on Feb 15, 2009 3:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

A comment from SPAIN.

Hello there! First comment here. I’m from Spain and I haven’t readed all comments but i’ve readed a lot of them. Just wanted to add some light in some things you said.
First of all: SPANIARDS ARE NOT MEXICANS, DAMN! We don’t play mariachis songs, neither have “sombreros”! I understand that someone like Kenny Smith or Miller are just so brainless to think something like that.. but everybody does?

The Fernando Martin issue: In my country there’s a saying, a proverb that says: it’s better to shut up your mouth and seem to be an idiot, than openning it and proving you are.
This is for Kenny Smith…. ricky martin? ….

About the Gasol issue: it’s easy. Rudy still does not speak english properly. Don’t you think that, for him, it’s easier to explain how he want the pass in spanish? Apart from this, Gasol (both gasol), Rudy, Sergio, Calderon, Garbajosa… are real friends. The spanish national team is a group of real friends. They all enjoy playing together. Maybe that’s something some of you can’t understand??

by darth_siles on Feb 16, 2009 3:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

welcome to Blazers' Edge

1. We know Spaniards are not Mexicans. We are not sure if Kenny Smith knows the difference – he is a turkey.

2. I wish I expressed myself in Spanish as well as Rudy does in English.

3. We can understand.

See you around the pool hall – Elgin

Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot

by 22baylor on Feb 16, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had a feeling this All -Star Weekend

was gonna blow and I was right! The Shooting Stars comp. is just plain stupid as its always the same teams and players. San Antonio, LA, Detroit and Phoenix. Same four EVERY year. The Skills comp. is alright but the players don’t seem to take it seriously at all so where’s the fun in that? The 3pt shooting was a joke this year. To be fair, usually its pretty interesting, but this year the players couldn’t hit very many. Where’s Ray Allen, Dirk? The Slam dunk contest, well we all have had our say on that now haven’t we? I don’t think that I have enjoyed watching it since that year that Vince Carter won it. Now its all about props! It has nothing to do with the art of dunking the way guys like Dr.J, Jordan, Webb, Wilkens and Carter made famous. Now you can dress up in your favourite Halloween costume and do a simple dunk over a 7-footer( who’s facing the basket,i.e not trying to block the dunk) and get a 50! Didn’t our Rudy do something like that sometime ago? Was it not the same 7-footer? But didn’t he TRY to block it? It wasn’t during a game, was it?
The Dunk contest should only be about dunking and not playing dress up! I say no props !

by VinnyB on Feb 16, 2009 4:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

One of your best posts ever Dave

Pau is a freaking L*ker, end of story. Where was the marketing department? My world turned upside down during that event. And Rudy got robbed.

Rudy: My kid wears your jersey almost ever day, but we watched a L*ker try and pass you the ball. Oh man, it was not right at all, and the purple nightmares are now ensuing. Thanks.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
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My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Feb 16, 2009 5:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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