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Why We Lost

With stunning accuracy and knee-weakening focus, our opponent, elite basketball machines, robot-like in unwavering precision and demoralizingly professional, delivers blow by soul-crushing blow. It is only with this intensity that a team may reach its true potential, individuals but cogs in a devastating, unstoppable juggernaut* prepared to sacrifice their own glory and passions for a cold and calculated victory.

If you're intrepid, view this video of how the Warriors prepared for last night's victory, take notes, and may god have mercy on your soul:

 

 

 

 

 

*Unstoppable juggernaut - is that redundant?

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i love they make the rookies go get the balls

thats funny.
Where is Maggette? Oh, yeah having dinner with the refs before the game

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 13, 2009 10:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He gets that treatment with dinner?

I figured it was something a bit more ‘intimate’.

by DonkeyShins on Feb 13, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

they save that for Kobe

It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting

by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 13, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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