Dave's most distinguishable quality...

Scoring like frat boys at a junior-high dance (yeah… it was that sick)

I recommend that we rec this post until it stays on the front page forever.

THANKS DAVE AND BEN YOU GUYS ROCK!

That was pretty good. j/k dave has so many gems or zingers I get tired of always saying “nice post, dave.” and stuff like, “I especially liked when you said compared Iverson to a jar of honey…”

roses are red
thunder are blue
dave needs love for his posts
or i’ll unrec you

Thanks to you too Titlein2011 for reminding me to give him props where props is due, sometimes we take the best things for granted once we get accustomed to them. Dave fans unite.

And his cool sci-fi last name. (We still don’t know if he’s a replicant or not…)

but last year in a pre-game post against New Jersey, he said something to the effect of “New Jersey couldn’t score at a rave with a Ferrari and a hefty bag full of E”. There have been more that I have laughed harder, but the visual image accompanying that one has made it hard for me to forget.

My nephew was going through a phase where he couldn’t spit out a sentence without using the word “suck.” This sucks, that sucks, blah, blah, blah. It was getting boring, so a gave him a Dave-ism to use instead: el stinko burrito with a side of suckamole. (Thanks, Dave.)

It would have to be a favorite from every single post.

“OK, Brandon will take LeBron initially, but as the ball is inbounded Steve and Lamarcus will come over to triple. That’s when Martell drops the bear trap in the lane. Joel, you dug the hole for those pungi sticks, right? Monty over here has a bazooka. We’ll yell, ‘CLEAR!’ when he’s got a bead. At that point all of you get down. We don’t want any injuries. Sergio and Von Wafer have strung up a trip wire across the key. It will release poisonous darts. In case all else fails McRoberts is sitting on top of the backboard with a machete. Any questions?”

—Dave

His face….as it is is with most people

Dave, are you this funny when giving sermons in church? (For those who don’t know—this isn’t a big secret, just not usually relevant—Dave is the pastor here).

Or do we have to drive to Idaho some Sunday to find that out?

He knows the game in the top 1 Percentile and he can write like the wind. Lucky for us he can’t go national cause he only loves the Trailblazers. Well if and when we start winning ring after ring they might draw him out into the public square but should that happen we can take stock in our many championships. If you love something, set it free and all that.

Early there was a big gap between Dave and Ben in quality of post but Ben has closed the gap and is consistently good post for post to where he should get his worthy do as well.

Does Dave neglect his parishioners for us? Are they jealous of us? Do they even know about us? Is Dave known for the brevity of his sermons and does his flock know why he speaks so briefly? Does Dave harangue his congregation with basketball homilies? Do they know what the latest Blazer stats are? Are they up on the latest trade rumors? Inquiring minds want to know.

Darth Swirsky.

Bo Outlaw

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

I always picture him as William H. Macy from Fargo. “Yaaa, the Blazers are playing great, dontcha know.” He doesn’t have the accent, but the cadance is similiar IMO.

Golden State beating us in 2nd chance points “was like getting beaten by Manute Bol in a limbo contest”. For me visualizing Bol doing the limbo is hilarious. I was down at floor level with him one time, and even at 6’ tall I felt I should almost be able to walk upright between his legs without damaging any goods.

but 3 cheers for keeping the insanely jelly-ous types comming back ;)

you’re lucky I’m not a chick dude…. I’d be goin alll psycho stalker on you

(that’s a joke) ;)

i love that

RIP ;(

http://www.wendys.com/dave/flash.html