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I'm sorry for being immature, but this picture deserves some comment.

Please submit your best mock captions below. I know there are a lot of comedic geniuses here at Blazersedge. Make us laugh.

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JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8DgWnbVng&feature=bz303
MVP *** MVP *** MVP
I've never scored more than 38 ..... not even in Little League.

by Portland89 on Feb 13, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The imaginary limbo competition ended as soon as it started.

When both competitors failed to notice that they were attempting to go at the same time from either side.

To me, it’s not as funny if it’s obvious.

Current Titles:

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Official Blazer's Edge Ambassador to the Milwaukee Bucks
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grammar Magister
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grumpy Ol' Curmudgeon
Chaplain of the Jarrett Jack Jump-Pass Memorial Fanclub

by T Darkstar on Feb 12, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more.

by Tofu Anonymous on Feb 12, 2009 2:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Who says dry humping is no fun?

They’ve both achieved O-face. Let this be a lesson to all you young folk who think pre-marital sex is the only way to have a good time.

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

I posted this in the JD today as well. It’s pretty darn funny.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Feb 12, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Joel does his rendition of "The Nutcracker Suite".

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 12, 2009 2:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, if that move doesn't cause them to bust a nut or two nothing will.

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks and B-Rex ROARS!!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LaMarvelous on Feb 13, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Double your pleasure, double your fun

ouch you crakced my double mint guns

by NWfan on Feb 12, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

winner.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Feb 12, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Classic - +1

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Feb 15, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was playing ball
wanted to take the charge
I stood up tall
and then you hit me hard
and I
______ in my pants

by tevisthe4th on Feb 12, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

LOL is one of those guys in

Hot Rod?

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Feb 12, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Youtube "I'm on a boat" if you liked it

Andy Samberg sp? is the main in Hot Rod.

".. is gumby an alien?"

by staylost on Feb 12, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lmfaooooooo

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on Feb 12, 2009 3:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice picture!

Jeff: Joel, you had me at hello!

Joel: You complete me Jeff!

by Uggert on Feb 12, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

were sumo happens

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...

Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Feb 12, 2009 4:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

"That ain't right."

-Nike

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Feb 12, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Scrambled eggs anyone?

The cake is a lie. Trade the cake!

by Norsktroll on Feb 12, 2009 5:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'll have what he's having...

you know like in that movie, Harry Met Sally?

Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 12, 2009 10:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm never playing chicken again!

"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."

by Seijeff on Feb 13, 2009 2:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Basketball at its Climax

I cheated and used that on Oregonlive too.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 13, 2009 4:49 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

They are doing the LAMBADA

The sensual forbidden dance of LOVE.

It’s the new amazing dance craze everyone is talking about, no one is doing, and two movies will soon be released based around the powerfully erotic dance.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 13, 2009 5:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

2 guys and a ball

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by RoyDrexler on Feb 13, 2009 7:05 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Have a feel....

…of my ‘Stainless Steel Manbacks Protector’!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Feb 14, 2009 1:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

In my best count von count from sesame street voice...

A one, eh eh eh .

A two eh eh eh.

A three eh eh eh.

A four eh eh eh.

A five eh eh eh.

 Five balls! eh eh eh.

by meatwad3 on Feb 17, 2009 12:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

NBA History!

The first ever, mixed race conjoined twins attempt a free throw.

by Flapbreaker on Feb 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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