Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Knicks Beat Lakers With Familiar Strategy

7da51dd32b19a3e1f18bded2ac4d2bea

I'm sorry for being immature, but this picture deserves some comment.

Please submit your best mock captions below. I know there are a lot of comedic geniuses here at Blazersedge. Make us laugh.

almost 3 years ago P6230146_tiny PoliSam 37 comments 13 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8DgWnbVng&feature=bz303
MVP *** MVP *** MVP
I've never scored more than 38 ..... not even in Little League.

by Portland89 on Feb 13, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The imaginary limbo competition ended as soon as it started.

When both competitors failed to notice that they were attempting to go at the same time from either side.

To me, it’s not as funny if it’s obvious.

Current Titles:

Official Blazer's Edge Poet Co-Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
Official Blazer's Edge Ambassador to the Milwaukee Bucks
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grammar Magister
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grumpy Ol' Curmudgeon
Chaplain of the Jarrett Jack Jump-Pass Memorial Fanclub

by T Darkstar on Feb 12, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more.

by Tofu Anonymous on Feb 12, 2009 2:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Who says dry humping is no fun?

They’ve both achieved O-face. Let this be a lesson to all you young folk who think pre-marital sex is the only way to have a good time.

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

It's ok

I posted this in the JD today as well. It’s pretty darn funny.

Regarding BRoy:"Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning."

~Rob D from NBAmate

by twiggs on Feb 12, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

Joel does his rendition of "The Nutcracker Suite".

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Feb 12, 2009 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, if that move doesn't cause them to bust a nut or two nothing will.

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks and B-Rex ROARS!!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LaMarvelous on Feb 13, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

winner.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Feb 12, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Classic - +1

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Feb 15, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I was playing ball
wanted to take the charge
I stood up tall
and then you hit me hard
and I
______ in my pants

by tevisthe4th on Feb 12, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

LOL is one of those guys in

Hot Rod?

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Feb 12, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Youtube "I'm on a boat" if you liked it

Andy Samberg sp? is the main in Hot Rod.

".. is gumby an alien?"

by staylost on Feb 12, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lmfaooooooo

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on Feb 12, 2009 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

Nice picture!

Jeff: Joel, you had me at hello!

Joel: You complete me Jeff!

by Uggert on Feb 12, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

were sumo happens

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...

Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..

by farmboy on Feb 12, 2009 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

"That ain't right."

-Nike

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

by rockingharder on Feb 12, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions   3 recs

Double your pleasure, double your fun

Scrambled eggs anyone?

The cake is a lie. Trade the cake!

by Norsktroll on Feb 12, 2009 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

I'll have what he's having...

you know like in that movie, Harry Met Sally?

Still trying to figure out the C value paradox...

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 12, 2009 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

I'm never playing chicken again!

"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."

by Seijeff on Feb 13, 2009 2:04 AM PST reply actions  

Basketball at its Climax

I cheated and used that on Oregonlive too.

Release your inner Kraken

by Dragline on Feb 13, 2009 4:49 AM PST reply actions  

They are doing the LAMBADA

The sensual forbidden dance of LOVE.

It’s the new amazing dance craze everyone is talking about, no one is doing, and two movies will soon be released based around the powerfully erotic dance.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 13, 2009 5:07 AM PST reply actions  

2 guys and a ball

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by RoyDrexler on Feb 13, 2009 7:05 AM PST reply actions  

Have a feel....

…of my ‘Stainless Steel Manbacks Protector’!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Feb 14, 2009 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

In my best count von count from sesame street voice...

A one, eh eh eh .

A two eh eh eh.

A three eh eh eh.

A four eh eh eh.

A five eh eh eh.

 Five balls! eh eh eh.

by meatwad3 on Feb 17, 2009 12:02 AM PST reply actions  

NBA History!

The first ever, mixed race conjoined twins attempt a free throw.

by Flapbreaker on Feb 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

The ultimate coverage and analysis of the Portland Trail Blazers.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Small
The Blazers Future Regarding Free Agent Signings
Small
Thunderous Manboobies
Img_0878_1__small
Why do we hate LaMarcus Aldridge?
Small
Oregonlive "journalists" 2 new posts...same old drivel
2474796688_7cdc78828f_o_small
Greg Oden Suffers Life-Ending Injury; Gets 3-Year Extension

Recent FanPosts

Small
The Blazers' Future Regarding Trades
Small
WHAT TO DO WITH NIC BATUM BECAUSE WE WILL LOSE HIM IF NOT TRADED.
Small
Trade that helps us out now and the future
Small
How can the All-Star game be more fun and competitive?
Small
Earl Boykins!
Small
LaMarcus Aldridge about to become the 10th highest scorer in Blazers franchise  history
Small
New trade that gets us a new point and a three point shooter
Small
Portland getting.....
Small
The Sun Behind the Clouds: Blazers still on track.

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

It's pretty clear that the season is over already ;)
Double rainbow of sadness:

1) JBay is getting shorter
2) We never got to see him with a mustache

I miss you tiny raptor man.

via The Basketball Jones http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/02/09/things-of-note-for-february-9-2012/#more-34561
Blazers Broadcasters Mike Barrett and Mike Rice re-enacted NBA referee Scott Foster's controversial goaltending call on Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who was defending Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star forward Kevin Durant, during this week's edition of Blazers Courtside. Remarkably, no one was injured during the taping of this segment.

Original video of the play here. 
Quotes from the players and coaches here. 
The NBA admitting it got the call wrong here. 
Dave's  extended thoughts here. 
BlazersMakr's FanShot: Major Vegas action on OKC prior to tip here. 
Audio of Chad Doing of 750 AM The Game going HAM on Foster here.

OK, that should just about wrap up the goaltending discussion.

Courtside video via Blazers Broadcasting cameraman John Curry.

-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
In 2008 Tim Donaghy indicated that Scott Foster was a ref that also fixed games
Blazers Owner Paul Allen Ranked No. 3 American Philanthropist In 2011

Recent FanShots

"You Must Be Known For Your Defense, Because You Definitely Stole My Heart"
Bill Simmons: Deron Williams To Dallas 'Is A Lock'
LaMarcus Aldridge Needs Support Around Him
LaMarcus Aldridge Finds Out He's An All-Star With His Teammates
Congratulations to Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, on his first All Star selection.

As seen on www.trailblazers.com
AWoj: Aldridge an All Star
CRAZY stat from Houston game
NBA MVP Rankings... LMA @ #10

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Editors

Kitten_small Dave

Headshotsmall_small Ben Golliver

Lead Moderators

Getfuzzy-satchel_small Timmay!

Bucky3_small Cablinasian

Authors

Plainlc_small Storyteller

Moderators

Lamb_small T Darkstar

Small douglast

Terryporter_small prezofdeath

Small usmcr3049

Lrg_magpie_small Corvid

Wallpaper_small geoffm